You can't say you weren't warned if you ever try the same snack
@VictorGamerLOL2 жыл бұрын
@@ns___________7405 I hope you swallow raw carolina reaper essence. Like someone removed every single non-spicy cell, compressed it, crushed it, and you were put to snort it and have it shoved down your throat. If you love "the thing" so much i hope this is an experience
@lelrorrer7082 жыл бұрын
@@VictorGamerLOL That was one of best insults i ever saw or heard
@boykitsune2 жыл бұрын
Your profile photo is the face that represents the last part of the video that story of pain
@soundhyper2 жыл бұрын
The profile picture says everything
@Mandalore_242 жыл бұрын
That last story just made one thing clear to me, Robin would kill narrating audiobooks.
@starlight_maven Жыл бұрын
I couldn't agree more! I'd buy every audiobook narrated by him.
@andrewedmunds45832 жыл бұрын
8:37 a mixture of sweat, *CHEESE* and shame. That’s almost funnier to me than the original sentence.
@EEEEEEEE2 жыл бұрын
E
@MR.DRIPKNIGHT33352 жыл бұрын
E
@YOURMEMEDEALEROfficial2 жыл бұрын
E
@hushfur2 жыл бұрын
E
@mythicalist Жыл бұрын
E moment
@benny_lemon51232 жыл бұрын
Something about the last story broke me on a fundamental level. I actually laughed so hard I gagged a couple times. I had to sit down and eventually ended up sitting on the floor. My dog became worried and came over to give me sad puppy eyes until I finished wheezing and could breathe normally again. To Robin and the Emkay crew: I legit dont think ive ever laughed so hard in my life. I feel cleansed. To the poor soul in the story: my sympathies to your digestive tract, and the custodial crew at your employer 😬
@monkeymunchie97172 жыл бұрын
It made me wanted to try that
@pepsiman15362 жыл бұрын
DON'T CLICK ON AGNEZ'S LINK. ITS NOT SAFE. IT'LL LEAD YOU TO AN INNAPROPIATE WEBSITE
@kmfrog2 жыл бұрын
@@pepsiman1536 ya I figured that just by the context
@seraph5352 жыл бұрын
@@pepsiman1536 I reported it, I advise you do too if you havent already
@pepsiman15362 жыл бұрын
@@kmfrog Im just reminding since from the last video some of the people got wayyy too curious
@akish3022 жыл бұрын
Robin has that sports announcer voice that’s just incredible
@thequ65032 жыл бұрын
agreed
@sweeht2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@simplyimpyr97452 жыл бұрын
agre
@theultimateshadowgunmercen7512 жыл бұрын
And he go and go and go and GONE!!!
@ducks.mp32 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@ethanpan23352 жыл бұрын
James May saying “cheese” as the censor noise is incredible
@nekomi_ch2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@ResortF2 жыл бұрын
I would love to hear that like they say: Stop being a *cheese* about that
@wizardsvodka90732 жыл бұрын
Next time he should say "spam"
@playdoughmaster8082 жыл бұрын
“Please do not hate cheese” “Should cheese glow in the dark”
@littlegibler-deserted36642 жыл бұрын
@@playdoughmaster808 More like “Should *C̵͇͇̀͌̈́̈́h̸̡͓̹̘͎͈͒͌̄̄ͅe̴͍̓̎͜͝e̴̙̙̣͎̻͛̉́̾̕s̵̡̟̘͊̈͆͠e̶̞̒͒̉̓* glow in the dark?”
@theghostofjeffgoldblumdail96132 жыл бұрын
One of the lines in I Can’t Wait to be King is literally, “I just can’t wait till Dad dies” Simba is cold-blooded
@thekillerfishfromsandiego62182 жыл бұрын
He is reptile?
@icecreamdoppio72732 жыл бұрын
@@thekillerfishfromsandiego6218 yes
@Acoustic_Screecher2 жыл бұрын
No.....It cannot be.....
@khameriengibson19752 жыл бұрын
pretty sure that's not true lol
@catsarecute72852 жыл бұрын
legit not true but ok
@unfinishedzizzy75822 жыл бұрын
The last story made me laugh so hard I cried, Robin reading it like a jaded warrior teaching their new apprentice that not all battles can be one helped in the comedy department helped so much
@bunnnyears2 жыл бұрын
the story about the hot gummy bear had me sobbing
@NellielGrimmjow2 жыл бұрын
Not as much as him..
@anubiswerelupe2 жыл бұрын
Wow, that last post. It was horrible and disgusting but was it ever beautifully described. That person should write novels.
@Oreo_Is_a_Hazbin2 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: Never eat a carolina reaper. *EVER!*
@FrijolitosJR2 жыл бұрын
You will most likely end up in a hospital without tums
@Omanou2 жыл бұрын
ඞ or an explosive output of a mixture of sweat, vomit, feces, and tears.
@pepearown49682 жыл бұрын
I can barely handle Taco Bell Diablo.
@maliook7272 жыл бұрын
boffy ate 2
@martk6472 жыл бұрын
That thing is practically a bomb disguised as a food.
@dulcisimperator90952 жыл бұрын
Man Robin's voice is just so relaxing
@Samurai_Stoner2 жыл бұрын
Relaxing's voice is just so Robin
@bladewolf71092 жыл бұрын
Who Is he Robin?
@csar07.2 жыл бұрын
Voices relaxing is just so robin.
@urbanshadow7772 жыл бұрын
EmkAMSR
@Fumbann2 жыл бұрын
@@bladewolf7109 Robin is the narrator of this video
@thatonerandomguy79852 жыл бұрын
That ending was glorious.
@joe-ts7ql2 жыл бұрын
2:34 this remembers me of a incident that hapened in brazil some time ago, a family somehow found a extremely toxic material that have a distict light blue glow and bc of that glow they decided to play with it untill the whole family died or got seriously ill
@Zepyrus-l9z2 жыл бұрын
oh
@Gamer883342 жыл бұрын
Basically if you don’t know what something is, don’t touch it. Same thing for trying to operate something you haven’t been trained to operate. Seriously, don’t do that. You run a pretty high risk of accidentally hurting or killing yourself when you try to operate things that you don’t know how to operate.
@spamuel982 жыл бұрын
Oh, not just the family, the entire town had to be evacuated and cleaned by a hazmat team, meanwhile the father of that family was the only one to survive, and dozens of people were either killed by the radiation or stigmatized for the rest of their lives after being successfully treated. The saddest part is that the daughter of the main family almost didn't get a proper burial, because local citizens were rioting, saying that her body would poison the soil.
@benny_lemon51232 жыл бұрын
Yeh. The channel 'plainly difficult' (highly recommend as they do great videos on industrial mishaps and disasters) did a video on this, I think. It was materials from a radiography or x-ray machine or something that had been taken apart for scrap. Nobody knew the parts were radioactive until many people came into contact with it. Tragic stuff! ☹
@nunofoo86202 жыл бұрын
The Goiânia accident?
@Peter_Da_Beater2 жыл бұрын
5:12 grave robbing become archeology when the British museum sponsors you
@kekorcringe15142 жыл бұрын
Can confirm
@Omanou2 жыл бұрын
A G N E Z___________ Madam, there are children. Shut the hell up.
@caramel_drizzel27352 жыл бұрын
@Aand this other kid I think A G N E Z________ is a random bot
@tnandc2 жыл бұрын
@@caramel_drizzel2735 yeah ive just been reporting its comments, hopefully they get deleted
@theknight76262 жыл бұрын
There was just a tornado warning in my area, I'm using this to calm down. I love emkay, thank you for keeping the channel alive
@lapislazuali2 жыл бұрын
Robin is a mood
@i_eat_fucking_grass2 жыл бұрын
@@ns___________7405 give me the virus link.
@gemainsane76572 жыл бұрын
My friends: why do you sleep so late? me at 3 am and spots a new emkay vid just came out: *My goals are beyond your understanding*
@nohan9722 жыл бұрын
nice hutao pfp ^^
@frogtank44072 жыл бұрын
god, that last story killed me. also there has been a decrese in the number of robin videos lately. you better not leave, robin.
@TheDiloEmpire2 жыл бұрын
Martincitopants is a tank
@frogtank44072 жыл бұрын
@@TheDiloEmpire you can trust me , I'm a tank
@TheDiloEmpire2 жыл бұрын
@@frogtank4407 WELCOME TO WORLD OF *BOAT* I MEAN WARSHIPS
@skadisimp.2 жыл бұрын
@@frogtank4407 YOU CAN BE A TANK
@Lettucem3n2 жыл бұрын
Tnk.
@cjlite02102 жыл бұрын
7:10 This guy should write books for a living
@Apollostowel2 жыл бұрын
Hey Robin, once upon a time my boyfriend was from Finland, until I also moved to Finland and he became my husband. That was 22 years ago, so never let anyone tell you these relationships don’t work. The language though, it’s impossible. Forgetaboutit.
@dbh_2 жыл бұрын
Suomi mainittu, torilla tavataan?
@Karthikkun28052 жыл бұрын
Watsup with Pfp tho?
@saa58162 жыл бұрын
@@dbh_ En tienny et tääl on suomalaisia :D
@darksun99262 жыл бұрын
Hey guys did you know that in therms o human companionship, flareon is the most huggable pokemon? Whit their maximum temperature is likely too much for must, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along whit that, they have a lot of fluff, akking them undeniably incredicle soft to touch. But that's not all… they have a very respectable special defence at 110, which means they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it wont mind. It can make itself even more endearing whit moves like charm and baby doll eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again
@StrawberriCrunch2 жыл бұрын
Not me spending an hour reading this
@jiminniesugaforever66282 жыл бұрын
Can you please tell me what I just read ( ʘ‿ʘ )
@jiminniesugaforever66282 жыл бұрын
@@StrawberriCrunch 😂
@buluttuckaya21632 жыл бұрын
Almost got a vapoeron flashback
@twendos8332 жыл бұрын
Special defense defends against elemental and non-corporeal attacks, not emotional attacks. No pokémon can resist emotional attacks.
@michaelmatter26302 жыл бұрын
Salute to that last guy. He experienced the worst pain a man could ever feel to tell us the story.
@AbyssGang2 жыл бұрын
I never thought I’d be back, I used to come to Emkay and listen to the videos while I sleep. It helped me quite a bit and I’ve returned after my dog had passed away and robins voice makes some of the pain go away
@soulofflame9999 Жыл бұрын
Maybe your good boi or girl rest in peace, Rinoku.
@tamsuemomwife11 ай бұрын
This is probably the worst thing to watch on Emkay if you are trying to make the pain go away
@mousestar3692 жыл бұрын
1:00 My only response was a heavy sigh and repeating "You're not Loki" a few times
@Hans172.10 ай бұрын
Kinda late but i bet Loki and Poseidon are proud
@gunsandroses8962 жыл бұрын
"Describe my PP using minecraft enchantments" Well, I'm trans so I'm hoping for Curse of vanishing. Right now it's Curse of binding.
@alolanvulpixgaming75982 жыл бұрын
F, Good luck to you in the future with your endeavors.
@cactigirl89302 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking the same
@herschel38102 жыл бұрын
Curse of vanishing only works when you die
@SaladKnife.2 жыл бұрын
@@herschel3810 I mean he's basically killing a whole generation tbh.
@herschel38102 жыл бұрын
@@SaladKnife. 4 people get born every second, this woman not reproducing wont affect much
@_fluffyy10282 жыл бұрын
7:02 "covered in sweat, sh-*CHEESE* and vomit"
@tarn.k Жыл бұрын
almost 3 minutes of this video's runtime is a detailed description of the most violent and vomit-inducing dump ever
@arsonexc2 жыл бұрын
0:45 Now thats Nostalgic, never thought I'd hear this again.
@Baconator_JYSN Жыл бұрын
The use of James May's cheese as a censor is probably one of the best censor SFX ever
@nauuuurrrrr2 жыл бұрын
Let's take a moment to appreciate that guys dead friend. He looks like a legend
@Adraeth2 жыл бұрын
I've never eaten those peppers but that description, at the end... My *soul* felt it was a perfectly accurate one...
@BibidyIsDignate2 жыл бұрын
r/cursedcomments is something you would go to on a wednesday night after you lost your narcotics and is gonna be hungover in the morning after experiencing all 5 stages of grief.
@themadsuika39092 жыл бұрын
r/Oddlyspecific
@GertRist2 жыл бұрын
1 year ago I was normal. Then I discovered reddit and boom now my mind is full of shit but reddit took my depression
@alolanvulpixgaming75982 жыл бұрын
Thats the cycle!
@NuhuhYeahHuh2 жыл бұрын
I meant to read the reply but accidentally clicked dislike, so I liked it instead.
@umecoalpaw75732 жыл бұрын
Every time you sensored a word with [CHEESE] it made me bust out laughing.
@venus_de_lmao2 жыл бұрын
the best thing about this is the robot voice saying "cheese" to censor swears
@CreepersNeedHugs2 жыл бұрын
Now I can’t unsee the Muscle Mech
@chillycheese15342 жыл бұрын
First on this comment
@shrs06_2 жыл бұрын
I felt that man in the last post even though I have never done anything the same as him.
@spamuel982 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, another video from Robin! I'm still waiting to buy some spoons.
@Fanro32 жыл бұрын
5:44 they messed up the sides. Strongest milk enjoyer is the left one and the weakest water enjoyer is the right one.
@AAAAAAAAAAAA4AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Жыл бұрын
🥛
@hundredLeech2 жыл бұрын
3:01 The name is just too fitting lmao
@KRENxOFxEVIL2 жыл бұрын
Had those reapers before. It was the day I found out that my sphincter could taste pain.
@RayAnimations..2 жыл бұрын
8:02 the jedi part got me good
@ttahadrianex2 жыл бұрын
1:30 yo girl gonna be a nightlight
@flanuffal2 жыл бұрын
1:39 “happy tree friends” 😂 yeah that’s accurate
@marilynlucero93632 жыл бұрын
1:08 - That is how Centaurs are born.
@zkelanimlz2 жыл бұрын
I'd just like to say, Robin would be a great voice actor See you all another time, humans. edit: the fuck is this comment section
@silvathefox72392 жыл бұрын
I feel like I’ve seen you somewhere
@zkelanimlz2 жыл бұрын
@@silvathefox7239 Strange...
@zkelanimlz2 жыл бұрын
@Ah man Actually shut up,, we aren't stupid enough to NOT know you are a bot
@mfirdanhb2 жыл бұрын
@@zkelanimlz nah you are not papyrus you didn't even using the right font ... undyne stop using papyrus account
@zkelanimlz2 жыл бұрын
@@mfirdanhb Haha.. I get it. I'm not the real Papyrus. I'm just a dumb papyrus fangirl/a fucking mistake Edit: feel like I'm gonna get woooshed
@bensatankki43372 жыл бұрын
2:50 Finland mentioned torille vaa
@shrs06_2 жыл бұрын
Robin: That's where it all began, ladies and germs! Me: Hold on, I agree with you but why?
How the fuck can spice be that bad? (In Stelias' voice when he asks Blitzo how he got captured by humans at the end of the first season.)
@lexiibrexii52892 жыл бұрын
I don't get it.
@bread496 Жыл бұрын
The fact they censored "cum" with "cheese" makes me sad,angry,uncomfortable and weirdly relatable
@taitano122 жыл бұрын
Heh. I've eaten one of those Carolina Reaper gummies. Being raised on hot stuff, I didn't do more than sweat, but, DAYUM!!! Them's like taking a bite out of the sun itself!
@YourOnlyHero2 жыл бұрын
That last one had me laughing
@TheZOMBEMEN2 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but Robin voice and sense of humor is just soooo perfect for this types of videos.
@cameronloven93392 жыл бұрын
0:35, for me, it would be Ice Cream. That’s actually a weirdly adorable dog name, IMO.
@NewYorxer2 жыл бұрын
Fnf vs emkay, I want to see that
@alistorexeprimexiii69732 жыл бұрын
1:30 I like how with this censor it says 'should *cheese* glow in the dark' because real talk, should cheese glow in the dark?
@wingblade60232 жыл бұрын
That last one deserved every single award
@erorr.sanitynotavailable6937 Жыл бұрын
I hear by name this dog… “An entire fucking pizza.”
@nandemms Жыл бұрын
1:30 Shoud Cheese glow in the dark IS SO FUNNY TO ME
@Supported-Characters2 жыл бұрын
The baby bear that finds his mom as a rug had me wheezing
@quincyepic2 жыл бұрын
FINALLY THERE DOING MORE OF WHAT I CAN RELATE.
@jaykofett62102 жыл бұрын
0:05 he’s more than meets the eye he’s a robot in disguise
@ZECRA6022 жыл бұрын
That last one got me 😂
@xtrachrispp14032 жыл бұрын
@0:51, What the actual fuck!?!
@turbo_marc Жыл бұрын
1:23 thank you james may i didnt want to hatecheese the card reader anyway
@MegaAstroFan182 жыл бұрын
That grave robbing/archaeology one would fit in technically the truth.
@boom-CM2 жыл бұрын
I'd loved to see emkay make a vid on the subreddit awful everything and they just say "yeaaaaaaaaaaa"
@gaydepressedcat15012 жыл бұрын
6:11 I SAW THAT COMMENT.
@loghtsy80572 жыл бұрын
4:45 Efficiency 5 :(
@elionsakshith35082 жыл бұрын
:(
@moonydaysdawnuponme2 жыл бұрын
Robin just make my evening way better :)
@DeoWatcher-tn1bk2 жыл бұрын
The Carolina Reaper gummy worm story got laughing so good that my checks hurts
@naomilauzut922 жыл бұрын
The last guy almost saw God and was brought back as a warning
@masoniangod84582 жыл бұрын
That carolina reaper infused gummy bear was amusing also for those who don’t know if your feeling a awful spice in your mouth then get a wash cloth or something similar and rub every part of the inside of your mouth as that will somewhat remove the chemical that is burning you On a side note i eat spicy stuff all the time and ate a 1.5mil scoville chip twice and didn’t vomit, or crap myself altho i did shed tears but it was different than normal tears because i could withstand the pain decently well but the tears were gushing which was strange to me but i did indeed sweat a lot mainly on my nose and scalp Another side note make sure you have a buddy with you if you are new to eating 500k+ Scoville food items as sometimes you can’t think at 100% and make sure not to chug milk it makes you feel absurdly bloated
@yourbenevolentsaviorgill55472 жыл бұрын
Omg thanks again emkay the last episode was also cursed comments,i want more
@aguy87102 жыл бұрын
YES! MY FAVORITE SUB NARRATED BY A GREAT NARRATOR!!!!!!!!!
@blue_staf4563 Жыл бұрын
0:34 chicken parmi shapes is such a lovely little puppy
@Temtoseygoodbay Жыл бұрын
0:33 aww little chex mix so cuttee
@NitroCodes Жыл бұрын
@3:00 that was a total beetlejuicing lmao
@misterkoneko23892 жыл бұрын
That last one was hella scary
@qayinkrist37982 жыл бұрын
Yesssss another r/cursedcomments
@EpicGamer-dr4sl2 жыл бұрын
"the dogs name is the last thing you ate" "aw, cmere Dog"
@FlareMango_Wcue2 жыл бұрын
I stayed up watching Emkay only 😂 ✨Love the channel✨
@veigarcrenan6912 жыл бұрын
I was thinking i could see another cursed comment but noooo!!! 7:17
@volteriaz2 жыл бұрын
I didn't even know I was watching an emkay video with that last story
@patrichis23022 жыл бұрын
omg the last story was so funny i coudnt breathe i felt like i was about to die
@soap_eater522 жыл бұрын
robin sounds like he'd be the announcer at a quidditch match and im in for it
@F.B.I2612 жыл бұрын
The ending was better that what i expected
@InsanityContainmentz2 жыл бұрын
1:36 those two guys in katana zero who got injected with chronos by V and then killed, chronos rewinds time bringing you back to life, those two guys are stuck in an almost endless loop of dying and coming back to life. V tried to do the same thing to the main character, but luckily he was the main character so he got out of it.
@barnoldthatsit68222 жыл бұрын
OOOOOOHHHH LAAAAAWWDD WAS THAT LAST STORY!!!! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT IT OH LAWD I CAN'T BREATHE!
@ashanimates17162 жыл бұрын
0:42 if it was polar bears it would be a death sentence for the one taking the picture
@angelic_autumngachaclubgac34832 жыл бұрын
Jasper: How cursed can these comments be?! Metal Jasper: More cursed than your relationship with your pillow. Jasper: METAL JASPER WHAT THE F-CK?!
@siliswest4982 жыл бұрын
I just imagined a land mine saying “step on me mommy”
@ghos7yt2 жыл бұрын
The Carolina reaper story was the most terrifying thing ever
@Danse_Macabre_1252 жыл бұрын
We did it Bois, we've reached peak censored sound
@jad53482 жыл бұрын
7:10 ah...the spice...it made me remember something i wish have forgotten...
@GreyThunder2 жыл бұрын
6:42 I can turn my body hard/into metal (similar to Kirishima or Tetsutetsu from My Hero Academia)
@RealPlushWorld Жыл бұрын
You are bisexual and nonbinary
@Gr1llz_RatztuffАй бұрын
Your shit also becomes hard for 72 hours after using said power.
@PG-202 жыл бұрын
James May Cheese censor is god tier
@nothingmuch78922 жыл бұрын
The fear after swallowing something spicy is real tho. One chip was terrible