"There is no killcooldown I just checked!" Life hacker: *glitches through wall* I turned it off

“queen that doesn’t die” well that aged like milk 💀

Well, the queen joke didnt age well

The fact that he's reacting so strongly to Schlatt and Technoblade just makes me remember that stuff isn't normal twitter for some people

"This is the most positive suicide song I've ever heard" Who remembers the muffin song?

Updates on schlatt: He has a gun. He has mutton chops. He still has a crush on James Charles.

to the nuke thing, if you have 30 minutes to prepare (which you usually wouldnt) the best thing to do is: -locate a room that is below ground level (shelter, basement, hell even a ditch on the side of the road) or: -if unable, lay flat on the ground,, cover eyes, place both hands below your body, -if in a building without a basement, if its a sturdy building, brick or concrete, position yourself against the wall from which you expect the blast to come from , cover eyes and hands. -if you are in an average american suburb house, get on the ground floor or crawlspace below it, and follow the previous procedures. -if you find yourself in a vehicle, stop the vehicle, and get down onto the floor of the vehicle and cover eyes and hands. -you may feel a rush of air prior to the actual blastwave impacting you. -if you are very close to ground zero there could be secondary and tertiary blastwaves so wait at least another 30 seconds after you believe the blastwave has come through. -after that: -emediatly make sure to remove any dust or debrees from your clothing, -if able cover your airways and eyes with protective equipment. -locate where the detonation has occured and start moving in the opposite direction. -if you see multiple detonations, try to locate them (they will most likely be over large cities and military instalation, (knowledge of where those are compared to where you live is a good bit of preperation). -then move into a direction that gets you away from the hotspot you are within. -it is recomended that as soon as possible you take iodene pills, which can help prevent some of the radiation causing permanent damage. -they only work preventatively, so take them as soon as possible. -they are not a totally safe bet, so do not consume any contaminated water of food. -it may rain dust, dusty water or "snow" in the hours and days afterwards, do not touch, consume or kick up this dust, it is very toxic and can cause cancer or death. -within a few days radiation levels should be tolerable, assuming you have not beein directly exposed to the flash or the dust, -you should most likely be able to live without any further health affects aside from an increased risk of cancer. -children are more likely to suffer from radiation illnesses, so make sure they are protected as much as possible. -in most szenarios a nuclear war is very survivable, and there may even be proffesional help on the way. -do not bet on it, but if it comes, it will be a matter of months for it to be adequatly set up. -follow basic guidelines and protect yourself. set yourself up to help others which were less fortunate, people may be blinded, injured, sick, very likely homeless and possibly starving. oh and dont live in a big city. yall new yorkers can basically just ignore this entire text you are gonna be glass the moment the bombs drop.

All of the Schlatt, Dream, Tommy, Techno, and Mr Beast are fucking amazing, I didn't expect this type of crossover

Emkay: “My favorite part of shrek was-“ Random ad out of nowhere: “when my hair started to thin”

if the queen dies on my birthday, that’d suck, *but it would still never happen.*

1:16 that aged like fine wine

15:38 "when are we gonna get ww3" me in ww3: what did you do you cursed warlock of mass destruction

"Ah my favorite part of shrek." Ad plays about grammarly "G a y s ."

I feel like everything that Schlatt tweets could be on r/cursedcomments lmao

Bruh, that twitter post with Tommy and Schlatt hits different now, and his prediction was just a year and a month off

1:35 That aged horribly

Schlatt’s tweets : *exist* r/cursedcomments : *”Write that down, write that down!”*

"The among us fandom is slowing leaking into real life" That aged like fine wine.

Tommy and Schlatt having that conversation on twitter made me laugh so hard and I don’t know why

14:39 hit hard due to Technoblade‘s passing.

Will someone talk about ying and yang being two people doing the 69 so perfect so powerful and yet so fragile to strong

I heard this one when i was in middle school: Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. Jill forgot to take her pill, and now they have a son.

Its shocking how schlat was just under two months way from predicting the date the queen died.

Seeing a Technoblade tweet in this video, made me sad. Rest in peace, King.

I am waiting for him to say: "Hey what’s up I‘m your host Robin and today we are robbing the memes from Reddit!"

Truth is, the count was hitting him with the heel of his palm, he's just keeping his fingies out of the way.

14:14 the muffin song: am i a joke to you?

15:47 Well this didn't age well...

"but when is WW3 gonna come out, its been along time" The directer: we are still trying to bring Hitler back from the dead, sir.

"Because Mojang does nothing anymore" *Confused warden and axolotl noises*

Oh frick Schlatt's predictions were pretty accurate

1:12 "Are you sure about that?" I'm so sorry💀

in 5th grade every class had a nickname. one of the teachers was called Mrs. Dalqhuist so the students were called Dalqhuestians. Another teacher called Ms. Griffin, the students called Griffindoors. My teacher was Mrs. Roach... *We were called roaches*

“Even though I’m colorblind I can still see colors” Everyone: *impossible.*

14:31 hits different in 1/7/22

1:13 Corporate needs you to tell the difference between these two pictures (November 25) (September 8) Jschlatt: They're the same picture

"Is something wrong with schlatt can someone check on him" Me: crying

"What is wrong with people?" Nah.... thats just Techno doing his part for Khorn.

Well well looks like schlatt wasnt joking after all

I’m convinced robin has lost his mind reading these

Ah, of course it's Tommyinnit who tweeted about the queen. And then there's Schlatt

12:06 I also grew up Russian. This hurts close to home.

5:22 fr though why are they getting laughs and hearts 💀

9:03 Children are temporary, money is forever *DOOM IS ETERNAL*

My only concern about the blushing bear trap was that it said "Oni-chan" and not "Onii-chan".

14:42 when i saw technoblade a tear went down my eye

1:12 "queen that doesn't die" Yeah, that really changed....

"has anyone checked in on schlatt lately" Carson definitely hasnt

"I'm colorblind but I can still see the colors." *SO A DEFICIENCY?*

12:37 sounds like your talking thru a yawn

15:34 Director: Wladimir Putin Co-director: Joe Biden Special thanks to: Olaf Scholz, Emmanuel Macron, and all of the other EU-/Nato/Russian(/Ukrainian) State officials for their support on the most recent installment of the World War series

He says mojang doesn't do anything lets talk about valve with tf2

I guess that Robin accidentally got himself into the MCYT fandom due to some of these posts

I mean schlatt was close to the date the queen died. r.i.p queen lizzy.

welp this didnt age well

damn i just realized homie lives in colorado... y’all ever get excited when a random internet person lives in the same place as you? 😂👌🏾

America: We have more kills than anybody else when it comes to covid. India: And I took that personally

0:17 for some reason i just hear: *IMMM MR. KING DICE* *I'M THE DEVILS RIGHT HAND MANNN* 💀

I think we need to investigate Schlatt

"I hate nice girls. Just exchanging greetings with them will get them on your mind. Start texting each other, and your heart will be set a flutter. If they call you, you're done for."

Emkay: *Mojang don't do anything more* Everyone: *yeah they suck* Redditors: *CoMpAnY GoOd PeOpLe BaD*

1:13 that tweet aged well.

1:14 aged like a fine milk

I got a huge smile seeing TommyInnit and Jschlatt

"How did she sneak out with those things clappin?" Stop bruh 🤣☠

1:12 It's been like... almost a year if I remember correctly and these posts are still so damn funny whenever they're in videos from before

2:43 i love how robin's laugh got set to x2 speed for a second

All of the people of emkay have a certain feel and mood around me like how robin is so calming and yet just normally going through subreddits while as Damien gets the comedic side of me when I watch and lexy makes me feel like I’m cared but somebody it’s a weird thing but em Kay makes me feel like I am normal again

Imagine being a normal stranger, seeing someone plant a pot in the ground

Dude... What even schlatt predicted is literally real...

14:35 F in the chat…

this person: “My favorite part of Shrek was-“ ad: *plays* me: was what. was WHAT

I am from Germany and I am sure that „Deutsche“ isn’t pronounced like that

Update on schlatt vol.2: He was somewhat right

Literally anytime he said something like "yes i like this, deal with it" i never once would have thought about before he spoke

The title *windows startup noises* my brain: *wii music*

"There's no kill cooldown, I just checked!" If the Purge ever happened during the Gen Z era, this is what we'll be hearing.

Schlatt is the guy you met in 6th grade who made edgy jokes in school. And never grew out of it.

16:34 everyone gangsta until they realize the subscribe button turns to the unsubscribe color

Robin sounds oddly like someone...... *Stares at GreyStillPlays*

Dream, Technoblade, Tommyinnt, Schlatt: **Tweet** Me: **Happy smile**

1:12 I'm glad Cuptoast has a friend like Jschlatt.

funniest thing is the one about the queen who doesn't die. she passed this morning

No no, Americans don't need to lose weight. They just need to beat their previous record in abstinence from food.

"Get that money get that honey" Can't argue

“Schlatt” is going to go “full” 99 again. I “guarantee” it.

Man I miss technoblade

"THERE'S NO KILL COOLDOWN I JUST CHECKED" The impostors: *We see this as an absolute win!*

"I just found out there is no kill cool down" Stamina adrenaline energy: umm there is

14:35 rip techno :(

8:00 I used to think the same thing, also thought a wet dream was urinating while sleeping

"seven dislikes" "2.3 thoudand likes" the perfect video

14:29 LMAOOO Yeah, that's Technoblade for ya... Only if the deaths are only orphans, of course

15:38 this aged like the milk jug in my car filled with a non milk substance

I my god, I have a conspiracy, WWI and WWII were created by valve, they can't count to three, we're saved

0:05 Na, that's just the US, nothing to worry about here.

Robin: my favorite part of shrek was- KZfaq: I've decided i want a ad

2:15 funfact: nobody actually died, I was in the city when it "exploded" the bomb was called "tallboy" (or something like that) and the explosion was controlled, we got rid of the bomb without any harm

Seeing the tweet from Technoblade went from funny to sad real quick.

Dog: **walks into the bathroom stall** Me: *Perfect timing! Just ran out of toilet paper*