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@charax-13 жыл бұрын
"There is no killcooldown I just checked!" Life hacker: *glitches through wall* I turned it off
@justarandomguy37123 жыл бұрын
@@Okay1 lol
@British_Bastard3 жыл бұрын
@@Okay1 lol
@zinxler76313 жыл бұрын
@@Okay1 Øķ
@stickboi9223 жыл бұрын
@@Okay1 ok
@kayagorzan3 жыл бұрын
Okindeed
@feverring_out Жыл бұрын
“queen that doesn’t die” well that aged like milk 💀
@yoshimadness3885 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@d4l_krbk Жыл бұрын
💀
@axehead45 Жыл бұрын
Yup
@starlight_maven Жыл бұрын
Aged like milk, and not the kind that turns into cheese.
@burp2019 Жыл бұрын
schlatt spent all that time predicting, just to be a few months off the actual date
@MotherMoth4231 Жыл бұрын
Well, the queen joke didnt age well
@Eldrisaur Жыл бұрын
Aged better than her
@the-secret Жыл бұрын
Schlatt what even the heck did you say and do to the timeline???? Now it's done, this timeline is really done
@baf00nery Жыл бұрын
@@Eldrisaur oof
@Random_Hooman Жыл бұрын
@@Eldrisaur r/Cursedcomments
@bangchannie_97 Жыл бұрын
cheddar cheese aged better than her
@sarahdougall95352 жыл бұрын
The fact that he's reacting so strongly to Schlatt and Technoblade just makes me remember that stuff isn't normal twitter for some people
@Atomic_Toast13 жыл бұрын
"This is the most positive suicide song I've ever heard" Who remembers the muffin song?
@sayori30163 жыл бұрын
Or Sayonara oh you said positive
@hypeman82903 жыл бұрын
Ay same pfp
@MEDSZ13.083 жыл бұрын
HEYYY IM A MUFFFIN AND THIS IS MUFFIN TIMMEE
@min-kn9ny3 жыл бұрын
@@MEDSZ13.08 whOOO wants a muffin
@alkabissvyvorant5733 жыл бұрын
@@min-kn9ny Please I just wanna dieeee~
@Drywalleaterr3 жыл бұрын
Updates on schlatt: He has a gun. He has mutton chops. He still has a crush on James Charles.
@axlr8deathpls2943 жыл бұрын
Oh god I remember that when they first played among us together lmao
@user-dl5cv4lm5n3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Drywalleaterr3 жыл бұрын
@@user-dl5cv4lm5n now he's also a part of a podcast. It's pretty funny.
@user-pi1om5lq5y3 жыл бұрын
@@Drywalleaterr which one
@NStripleseven3 жыл бұрын
Heh
@yowtfputthemaskbackon9202 Жыл бұрын
to the nuke thing, if you have 30 minutes to prepare (which you usually wouldnt) the best thing to do is: -locate a room that is below ground level (shelter, basement, hell even a ditch on the side of the road) or: -if unable, lay flat on the ground,, cover eyes, place both hands below your body, -if in a building without a basement, if its a sturdy building, brick or concrete, position yourself against the wall from which you expect the blast to come from , cover eyes and hands. -if you are in an average american suburb house, get on the ground floor or crawlspace below it, and follow the previous procedures. -if you find yourself in a vehicle, stop the vehicle, and get down onto the floor of the vehicle and cover eyes and hands. -you may feel a rush of air prior to the actual blastwave impacting you. -if you are very close to ground zero there could be secondary and tertiary blastwaves so wait at least another 30 seconds after you believe the blastwave has come through. -after that: -emediatly make sure to remove any dust or debrees from your clothing, -if able cover your airways and eyes with protective equipment. -locate where the detonation has occured and start moving in the opposite direction. -if you see multiple detonations, try to locate them (they will most likely be over large cities and military instalation, (knowledge of where those are compared to where you live is a good bit of preperation). -then move into a direction that gets you away from the hotspot you are within. -it is recomended that as soon as possible you take iodene pills, which can help prevent some of the radiation causing permanent damage. -they only work preventatively, so take them as soon as possible. -they are not a totally safe bet, so do not consume any contaminated water of food. -it may rain dust, dusty water or "snow" in the hours and days afterwards, do not touch, consume or kick up this dust, it is very toxic and can cause cancer or death. -within a few days radiation levels should be tolerable, assuming you have not beein directly exposed to the flash or the dust, -you should most likely be able to live without any further health affects aside from an increased risk of cancer. -children are more likely to suffer from radiation illnesses, so make sure they are protected as much as possible. -in most szenarios a nuclear war is very survivable, and there may even be proffesional help on the way. -do not bet on it, but if it comes, it will be a matter of months for it to be adequatly set up. -follow basic guidelines and protect yourself. set yourself up to help others which were less fortunate, people may be blinded, injured, sick, very likely homeless and possibly starving. oh and dont live in a big city. yall new yorkers can basically just ignore this entire text you are gonna be glass the moment the bombs drop.
@Choco____14 ай бұрын
Thanks for the info. I'll definitely revisit this comment if a nuke hits my vicinity.
@LarryTheTugaGamer15114 ай бұрын
How the hell does this only have 15 likes? It's gonna save someone's life someday!
@YouraverageC02breather3 ай бұрын
Dude wtf thanks man, ik its been a year but i actually learned something instead of succumbing to brainrot xD
@borb10152 ай бұрын
nerd joke btw thanks for the info
@astroblaze_Ай бұрын
copy-pasting this comment into my collection of survival tips I hope I never need
@_shybear_73742 жыл бұрын
All of the Schlatt, Dream, Tommy, Techno, and Mr Beast are fucking amazing, I didn't expect this type of crossover
@frostbot75readaboutsection533 жыл бұрын
Emkay: “My favorite part of shrek was-“ Random ad out of nowhere: “when my hair started to thin”
@athrowaway34873 жыл бұрын
The ad I got was *ARBY'S WE HAVE THE MEATS*
@jadenlee95003 жыл бұрын
WTFF LOL I JUST GOT THAT HAHAHA
@athrowaway34873 жыл бұрын
@@jadenlee9500 lol
@the.real.offical.spidey3 жыл бұрын
Same
@eyestashstudios41143 жыл бұрын
I got an ad about a 911 emergency dispatch mini game witch was weirder than expected
@jaylensaimisass95673 жыл бұрын
if the queen dies on my birthday, that’d suck, *but it would still never happen.*
@cloudhazard28603 жыл бұрын
Never say never.
@ygormartinsr3 жыл бұрын
I shall remember this date, and I shall return here to wish you a happy birthday.
@yeetusfeetus7133 жыл бұрын
I'mma make it true
@mistymoooooor3 жыл бұрын
@@yeetusfeetus713 oh no
@souljynx3 жыл бұрын
*grabs gun* when's your birthday
@Kirbo710 Жыл бұрын
1:16 that aged like fine wine
@TheDemigodofChaos422 жыл бұрын
15:38 "when are we gonna get ww3" me in ww3: what did you do you cursed warlock of mass destruction
@umbree64073 жыл бұрын
"Ah my favorite part of shrek." Ad plays about grammarly "G a y s ."
@robinnnthegamer3 жыл бұрын
An Ad for Raid Shadow Legends started playing for me
@Pebbles.33 жыл бұрын
Was I the only one who didn't get an ad lol
@flaturiah3 жыл бұрын
Got a taco bell ad, the bell plays and then he goes G A Y S
@cookiehawk3 жыл бұрын
gay
@williamcartertindale113 жыл бұрын
Incels
@poem37013 жыл бұрын
I feel like everything that Schlatt tweets could be on r/cursedcomments lmao
@0riginal_zer0303 жыл бұрын
Have you seen his KZfaq community posts?
@paythe_piper3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@hallway_revenant79193 жыл бұрын
Oh man, you should see Vurb and Quackity's tweets they are much worse
@ballonstudios77993 жыл бұрын
@@hallway_revenant7919 nah, the 3 of them are on the same level of cursed
@hallway_revenant79193 жыл бұрын
@@ballonstudios7799 ok fair enough
@ItsChevnotJeff Жыл бұрын
Bruh, that twitter post with Tommy and Schlatt hits different now, and his prediction was just a year and a month off
@GappyJosuk8 Жыл бұрын
2 month
@ahandlemustbechosen Жыл бұрын
1:35 That aged horribly
@pinhead3780 Жыл бұрын
Yep
@ItsThemyth10 ай бұрын
Just like her
@ExploringNew16 ай бұрын
@@ItsThemythr/cursedcomments
@NavareinАй бұрын
Skill issue
@axelle903 жыл бұрын
Schlatt’s tweets : *exist* r/cursedcomments : *”Write that down, write that down!”*
@izaacsmith29073 жыл бұрын
YES JCHLATT IS C U R S E D
@maevemilless45613 жыл бұрын
@@izaacsmith2907 ah yes, Jschlatt is C
@Taters8843 жыл бұрын
@@maevemilless4561 the said cursed
@M1KEYWAY3 жыл бұрын
@@izaacsmith2907 this is true
@ha_lequin3 жыл бұрын
@@Taters884 whoosh
@defagentanimations3 жыл бұрын
"The among us fandom is slowing leaking into real life" That aged like fine wine.
@Maya_hee2 жыл бұрын
How so?
@ricestrange2 жыл бұрын
@@Maya_hee amogus
@nexo26002 жыл бұрын
You're real fuckig lucky that you don't know the post this was comented on...
@vladimirirkhin2 жыл бұрын
@@nexo2600 so, what wasn't the post?
@terratracy2 жыл бұрын
I'm part of it. Fear us. J O I N U S .
@eternitybreezee Жыл бұрын
Tommy and Schlatt having that conversation on twitter made me laugh so hard and I don’t know why
@princesssunset83622 жыл бұрын
14:39 hit hard due to Technoblade‘s passing.
@specter_3762 жыл бұрын
damn life do be like that sometimes "technoblade never dies"
@princesssunset83622 жыл бұрын
@@specter_376 Technoblade will be missed.
@Jus_Joj2 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's even funnier now
@specter_3762 жыл бұрын
@@Jus_Joj do you need mental help
@TheOzz3 жыл бұрын
Will someone talk about ying and yang being two people doing the 69 so perfect so powerful and yet so fragile to strong
@jacob08673 жыл бұрын
Why just why
@Not_Gavin003 жыл бұрын
@@jacob0867 science
@tonykhang19843 жыл бұрын
zen
@Spactual3 жыл бұрын
Y
@TheBlackWarden4203 жыл бұрын
I died lol XD
@lucysmarts773 жыл бұрын
I heard this one when i was in middle school: Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. Jill forgot to take her pill, and now they have a son.
@fear80933 жыл бұрын
r/cursed comments
@bukitcengkeh13 жыл бұрын
r/Cursedcomments
@shanicesssmith28213 жыл бұрын
I know it doesnt go with the rhyme, but condoms? If they have birth control, I know they have condoms.
@pluto-skies43233 жыл бұрын
What in the fuck?
@spicyryan38533 жыл бұрын
Curse comments section in a curse comments video
@dominicsproul4987 Жыл бұрын
Its shocking how schlat was just under two months way from predicting the date the queen died.
@PartyDude_192 жыл бұрын
Seeing a Technoblade tweet in this video, made me sad. Rest in peace, King.
@Coolymcjoe692 жыл бұрын
Shut up
@kaickedu Жыл бұрын
Is more funny the queen thing lol
@PartyDude_19 Жыл бұрын
@@kaickedu Agreed.
@RandomGuy-vl7np3 жыл бұрын
I am waiting for him to say: "Hey what’s up I‘m your host Robin and today we are robbing the memes from Reddit!"
@random_cat.3 жыл бұрын
..I've somehow came up w an idea of, Hey what's up I'm your host Robin & These'll get your heart Throbbin' lmaoo
@josephsean-paul99623 жыл бұрын
im waitin for "whats throbbin, im robin."
@-Kaeya-3 жыл бұрын
@@random_cat. LOL
@RandomGuy-vl7np3 жыл бұрын
Dude how did my comment get so many likes
@RandomGuy-vl7np3 жыл бұрын
@Moose_RL :)
@boss-o-loss3 жыл бұрын
Truth is, the count was hitting him with the heel of his palm, he's just keeping his fingies out of the way.
@ericsonbruh3 жыл бұрын
Of course, he has to still count all the punches he’s thrown
@bloodakoos3 жыл бұрын
leat fingies
@themagnificentsimp25743 жыл бұрын
@@bloodakoos fck i was thinking about that 😂😂
@Acoustic_Screecher2 жыл бұрын
grippie fingies...
@TerraLyte472 жыл бұрын
@Nur Sumaiyah I’m trying really hard to not get back onto the no fly list
@gabrieldebastiani19602 жыл бұрын
14:14 the muffin song: am i a joke to you?
@airacummins50765 ай бұрын
Well the muffin knew he was gonna die if he gets eaten
@cornebuitendijk78852 жыл бұрын
15:47 Well this didn't age well...
@nyew_thrizz2 жыл бұрын
I just realised that right when I read this comment
@airacummins50765 ай бұрын
Heh?
@CourierCat-22 ай бұрын
huh?
@b.k.jossel39123 жыл бұрын
"but when is WW3 gonna come out, its been along time" The directer: we are still trying to bring Hitler back from the dead, sir.
@wolf10663 жыл бұрын
He had a bit part in the first one *and* a starring role in the second. Do we *_really_* need him for the _third_ or is it just blatant fanservice?
@highgrounder3 жыл бұрын
@@wolf1066 Everyone loves a good fall to evil arc.
@slendveny71913 жыл бұрын
I prefer the original. Where my Wilhelm gang at?
@ABozowithDignity3 жыл бұрын
just use CGI, lol
@geeknat89812 жыл бұрын
@@slendveny7191 We need Von Stroheim...
@mrhabibi47763 жыл бұрын
"Because Mojang does nothing anymore" *Confused warden and axolotl noises*
@yurgurt4982 жыл бұрын
I know right
@SyncronedStuff Жыл бұрын
Oh frick Schlatt's predictions were pretty accurate
@C.Cwasnotreal Жыл бұрын
1:12 "Are you sure about that?" I'm so sorry💀
@dari.083083 жыл бұрын
in 5th grade every class had a nickname. one of the teachers was called Mrs. Dalqhuist so the students were called Dalqhuestians. Another teacher called Ms. Griffin, the students called Griffindoors. My teacher was Mrs. Roach... *We were called roaches*
@simplylauren23993 жыл бұрын
Omg I have a teacher called Ms.Griffin and I’m in 5th grade
@pluto-skies43233 жыл бұрын
Take over...evolution has deemed it fit for this moment...rule the world.
@dari.083083 жыл бұрын
@@simplylauren2399 rlly? Lol her name is Mrs. Foster now, she got married. *her little foster children*
@EnoEso2 жыл бұрын
devastation
@lakkpom2 жыл бұрын
@iiiclxudy_daysiiii *damage 1000*
@cursedbutter3 жыл бұрын
“Even though I’m colorblind I can still see colors” Everyone: *impossible.*
@memez_r_life66923 жыл бұрын
I've never understood the "colorblind people can't see color", like my mind just thought they couldn't see like one color.
@_EmperorWaluigi3 жыл бұрын
I have a red-color blindneyand whenever I tell anyone they immediately say what is this color
@jean232353 жыл бұрын
Black and white are colors
@bruhmoment23123 жыл бұрын
@@jean23235 no they are not
@_EmperorWaluigi3 жыл бұрын
@@bruhmoment2312 yes they are White is all of the other colors (in the spectrum) and black is the absence of light (though it does still reflect little light or else it would be invisible)
@macipat65402 жыл бұрын
14:31 hits different in 1/7/22
@Jus_Joj2 жыл бұрын
Hits even better
@tensixtyoclock Жыл бұрын
1:13 Corporate needs you to tell the difference between these two pictures (November 25) (September 8) Jschlatt: They're the same picture
@owyemen93673 жыл бұрын
"Is something wrong with schlatt can someone check on him" Me: crying
@redfailhawk3 жыл бұрын
What is the name of your kitty? It’s hecking cute and looks like my boy, Alex.
@cs78113 жыл бұрын
Awwww kitty
@rpst393 жыл бұрын
What happened?
@owyemen93673 жыл бұрын
@@rpst39 carson happened
@rpst393 жыл бұрын
@@owyemen9367 oh okay
@crossyright94933 жыл бұрын
"What is wrong with people?" Nah.... thats just Techno doing his part for Khorn.
@dantevivas6933 жыл бұрын
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
@CantComprehendShadows3 жыл бұрын
@@dantevivas693 SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
@chewie34363 жыл бұрын
@@CantComprehendShadows LET THE GALAXY BURN!!!
@whatsthishandle3 жыл бұрын
Time?
@crossyright94933 жыл бұрын
@some kinda guy ey.... theres some fellow Lathrixian Brother....
@r4ztm Жыл бұрын
Well well looks like schlatt wasnt joking after all
@Landon-dd4nn3 жыл бұрын
I’m convinced robin has lost his mind reading these
@munchlax65773 жыл бұрын
Perhaps he never had his mind
@fun-e-bone3 жыл бұрын
No he lost his will to live
@thichinhphan40103 жыл бұрын
Ngl some of these cursed comments are legit technicallythetruth. And funny af.
@Garlic_Bread3 жыл бұрын
Ah, of course it's Tommyinnit who tweeted about the queen. And then there's Schlatt
@cairozephyr3 жыл бұрын
nice to see a fellow mcyt fan :D and yeah, i'm not surprised that thread ended up in this video lmao
@hallway_revenant79193 жыл бұрын
MCYT have some weird ass tweets My favorites: Dream: "I once ate my cats poop as a toddler and I think that's obvious still today" Quackity: "Is honey bee cum?" Tommy (replying to Dream): "In THIS VIDEO, we coded it so I am in love with GeorgeNotFound. I love women, and also GeorgeNotFound. I hate MXM toon. My name is Dream and I am a bitch. Also, TommyInnit is a man and the best. I love gaming, and girls. Gamer girls. Pogchamp. I hate everything." Tubbo: "Today my sister asked me what a Tubbo moment was"
@phantic_3 жыл бұрын
Who the fuck is schlatt Edit: he's also a fucking madlad for being... Schlatt
@ballonstudios77993 жыл бұрын
@@phantic_ he gets cancel for his funny tweets but after the third one stopped bc he didnt care at all so they got bored and stopped canceling him.... Idk its what i heard
@hallway_revenant79193 жыл бұрын
@@phantic_ Basically Schlatt is the definition of lawful evil
@Doodle_Dragon Жыл бұрын
12:06 I also grew up Russian. This hurts close to home.
@mohammadabosalem96022 жыл бұрын
5:22 fr though why are they getting laughs and hearts 💀
@siva94223 жыл бұрын
9:03 Children are temporary, money is forever *DOOM IS ETERNAL*
@silvercrewmate22013 жыл бұрын
PREACH!
@goldenproductionsandgaming2 жыл бұрын
**DOOM Music Intisifies**
@nicholiflame51932 жыл бұрын
Wait, doom music plays when you kill children?
@red-trinity7390 Жыл бұрын
THATS SMOOOOOOOTH
@JoseGonzalez-uj9qg Жыл бұрын
doom is indeed eternal
@guts603 жыл бұрын
My only concern about the blushing bear trap was that it said "Oni-chan" and not "Onii-chan".
@pillowman7713 жыл бұрын
Is... Is there a difference?
@guts603 жыл бұрын
@@pillowman771 Well, as a Japanese person, very. Onii-chan means big brother, but an Oni is an evil demon. Oni-chan is just politely referring to a demon.
@pillowman7713 жыл бұрын
@@guts60 ah alright
@guts603 жыл бұрын
@Connorshark Wdym? I am literally Japanese.
@trash_panda94003 жыл бұрын
What's the problem
@Fraild2 жыл бұрын
14:42 when i saw technoblade a tear went down my eye
@nathemy1014 Жыл бұрын
1:12 "queen that doesn't die" Yeah, that really changed....
@j.r.b.75853 жыл бұрын
"has anyone checked in on schlatt lately" Carson definitely hasnt
@bluecobalt6653 жыл бұрын
"I'm colorblind but I can still see the colors." *SO A DEFICIENCY?*
@Magnemite12 жыл бұрын
12:37 sounds like your talking thru a yawn
@rmobilega6282 жыл бұрын
15:34 Director: Wladimir Putin Co-director: Joe Biden Special thanks to: Olaf Scholz, Emmanuel Macron, and all of the other EU-/Nato/Russian(/Ukrainian) State officials for their support on the most recent installment of the World War series
@masked56403 жыл бұрын
He says mojang doesn't do anything lets talk about valve with tf2
@davidkehrer95973 жыл бұрын
The truth hurts
@BottleOBile3 жыл бұрын
E
@BottleOBile3 жыл бұрын
But there is POSSIBLY a new major update
@benjamindelpino41213 жыл бұрын
Valve with every game
@xaviertumaini84323 жыл бұрын
Just wait for Half-Life 3
@aridraws40633 жыл бұрын
I guess that Robin accidentally got himself into the MCYT fandom due to some of these posts
@Miu_Iruma_Is_God Жыл бұрын
I mean schlatt was close to the date the queen died. r.i.p queen lizzy.
@martialabyss7997 Жыл бұрын
welp this didnt age well
@LohLow3 жыл бұрын
damn i just realized homie lives in colorado... y’all ever get excited when a random internet person lives in the same place as you? 😂👌🏾
@SilverD33r3 жыл бұрын
No, because it has never happened
@lesenigma25363 жыл бұрын
Arizona has a nice little cast...
@lmao16602 жыл бұрын
i was on a random server on discord and found a person in the same city as me (i live in a small ass country, small ass city too)
@zakkthecactus3519 ай бұрын
You might need to check your walls
@getpriyanka3 жыл бұрын
America: We have more kills than anybody else when it comes to covid. India: And I took that personally
@panamericanworldairways56182 жыл бұрын
Not funny
@radomguy6652 жыл бұрын
Nice having mbs in ur pfp
@bendily36232 жыл бұрын
@@panamericanworldairways5618 how do you deal with covid
@zaza_inhaIer2 жыл бұрын
0:17 for some reason i just hear: *IMMM MR. KING DICE* *I'M THE DEVILS RIGHT HAND MANNN* 💀
@quintonio7Ай бұрын
Why?
@MoreCoffePlease Жыл бұрын
I think we need to investigate Schlatt
@shitpostinggamer92713 жыл бұрын
"I hate nice girls. Just exchanging greetings with them will get them on your mind. Start texting each other, and your heart will be set a flutter. If they call you, you're done for."
@lopesinho3 жыл бұрын
Emkay: *Mojang don't do anything more* Everyone: *yeah they suck* Redditors: *CoMpAnY GoOd PeOpLe BaD*
@noizepusher75943 жыл бұрын
@CONNOR BAINTER true
@randomlegoguy6163 жыл бұрын
Everyone thinks minecraft is good i guees youre that 1%
@lopesinho3 жыл бұрын
Guess you don't understand jokes You already know what that's means
@lopesinho3 жыл бұрын
@CONNOR BAINTER It's a joke you know A meme Do I have to explain more
@jdwmyt3 жыл бұрын
Q: What did the class clown take a computer to school? A: Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
@CheekClapperJ69 Жыл бұрын
1:13 that tweet aged well.
@mew2.025 Жыл бұрын
1:14 aged like a fine milk
@CatVduivenbode3 жыл бұрын
I got a huge smile seeing TommyInnit and Jschlatt
@hellohihihithere3 жыл бұрын
shut up mom im playing minecraft
@CatVduivenbode3 жыл бұрын
@@hellohihihithere alright have fun
@theunholycrusader28293 жыл бұрын
K then
@itz_milkap22273 жыл бұрын
@@hellohihihithere *i like ya cut g*
@spaghango3 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@a_real_jive_turkey77723 жыл бұрын
"How did she sneak out with those things clappin?" Stop bruh 🤣☠
@lesenigma25363 жыл бұрын
Oh no... Dont
@siraaron86502 жыл бұрын
*thangs
@CHILLIN2540 Жыл бұрын
1:12 It's been like... almost a year if I remember correctly and these posts are still so damn funny whenever they're in videos from before
@TheUnreadableUser2 жыл бұрын
2:43 i love how robin's laugh got set to x2 speed for a second
@JuliansTorture3 жыл бұрын
All of the people of emkay have a certain feel and mood around me like how robin is so calming and yet just normally going through subreddits while as Damien gets the comedic side of me when I watch and lexy makes me feel like I’m cared but somebody it’s a weird thing but em Kay makes me feel like I am normal again
@Estfireemblem Жыл бұрын
What about Jack
@Ludwig_Perpenhente3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a normal stranger, seeing someone plant a pot in the ground
@TrenZL2 жыл бұрын
I'd plant a furnace instead
@the-secret Жыл бұрын
Dude... What even schlatt predicted is literally real...
@ZstackZip2 жыл бұрын
14:35 F in the chat…
@insertcoolnamehere62932 жыл бұрын
F
@fredhypeyan34992 жыл бұрын
F
@OfficialLuni2 жыл бұрын
F
@l-_-l40182 жыл бұрын
F
@kasakro98293 жыл бұрын
this person: “My favorite part of Shrek was-“ ad: *plays* me: was what. was WHAT
@yuridojima49563 жыл бұрын
Ah, the man who killed Abe lincoln is here
@PlumbG643 жыл бұрын
That happened to me
@mugiware3 жыл бұрын
i got a mobile game ad
@WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK3 жыл бұрын
@@mugiware are you sure it wasn’t raid?
@dalek9013 жыл бұрын
yo im a big fan
@blazingrosereaper76613 жыл бұрын
I am from Germany and I am sure that „Deutsche“ isn’t pronounced like that
@Zant5823 жыл бұрын
nah nah that's exactly how you pronounce that
@equaius8933 жыл бұрын
duet-suh-chee
@lootballchen3 жыл бұрын
Naja. Ich habe auch öfters versucht, eine andere Sprache einigermaßen auszusprechen, jedoch sind die Gesichtsmuskeln einfach so trainiert und wir sind es einfach schon so gewöhnt.
@itsame22033 жыл бұрын
I thought it was pretty good. Except the last e isn‘t silent..
@zsealed57403 жыл бұрын
You exactly pronounce it like -doych
@TheLegend-jr9ng Жыл бұрын
Update on schlatt vol.2: He was somewhat right
@shu_quinn2 жыл бұрын
Literally anytime he said something like "yes i like this, deal with it" i never once would have thought about before he spoke
@everest_78143 жыл бұрын
The title *windows startup noises* my brain: *wii music*
@catelynh10203 жыл бұрын
Your comment: My brain: ps1 startup music, including visuals and happy nostalgia Thank you for that, even if it was a weird leap to make
@everest_78143 жыл бұрын
@Lancer DELTARUNE Me who never heard of the ps2 start up noises
@ZLGaming1403 жыл бұрын
My brain: Wii Sport theme
@natsueyama3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, like the screams in my basement when I torture them with Fortnite dances
@natsueyama3 жыл бұрын
@Lancer DELTARUNE oh great new People in my basement to torture
@canofcaramelmelons57443 жыл бұрын
"There's no kill cooldown, I just checked!" If the Purge ever happened during the Gen Z era, this is what we'll be hearing.
@TimedRevolver Жыл бұрын
Schlatt is the guy you met in 6th grade who made edgy jokes in school. And never grew out of it.
@dominicpond2 жыл бұрын
16:34 everyone gangsta until they realize the subscribe button turns to the unsubscribe color
@sandingpaper3 жыл бұрын
Robin sounds oddly like someone...... *Stares at GreyStillPlays*
@dragonitekai7463 жыл бұрын
Good point
@blackburngaming83453 жыл бұрын
It's _Gray_ StillPlays, he's -American- Floridian. I mean, not that living in/near Europe/Asia is bad, you just misplaced a letter.
@the_genisis89543 жыл бұрын
THATS WHERE I RECOGNISE HIM FROM
@woottastic3 жыл бұрын
@@blackburngaming8345 im an american. I spell it Grey.
@woottastic3 жыл бұрын
@@blackburngaming8345 does your distinction imply that floridians are not americans?
Idk why but I guess when we see our favorite content creators in something they dont usually explore it's nice. :)
@Janus20263 жыл бұрын
@Niko Dawn. Just gotta say, I love you pfp
@Pebbles.33 жыл бұрын
Oh hello again
@spacereaper6663 жыл бұрын
cringe
@cerabond76502 жыл бұрын
1:12 I'm glad Cuptoast has a friend like Jschlatt.
@raymondrohling4472 Жыл бұрын
funniest thing is the one about the queen who doesn't die. she passed this morning
@davidbass67803 жыл бұрын
No no, Americans don't need to lose weight. They just need to beat their previous record in abstinence from food.
@strangey_72213 жыл бұрын
The children in my basement have the unofficial world record
@ezraklinect45253 жыл бұрын
You just saved America
@francescosacca66743 жыл бұрын
The ludicrous record of five minutes.
@draconshot9283 жыл бұрын
@@strangey_7221 BOI!! Get back in the basement. Its not time for you to leave. Seriously this livestock is annoying
@jaredabvan203 жыл бұрын
"Get that money get that honey" Can't argue
@muffinhead20322 жыл бұрын
“Schlatt” is going to go “full” 99 again. I “guarantee” it.
@LetsPlayKeldeo2 жыл бұрын
Man I miss technoblade
@TheHotBlade3 жыл бұрын
"THERE'S NO KILL COOLDOWN I JUST CHECKED" The impostors: *We see this as an absolute win!*
@Letter_K3 жыл бұрын
Hello
@Kingtron54643 жыл бұрын
3
@Kingtron54643 жыл бұрын
2
@Kevin-xq7qy3 жыл бұрын
"I just found out there is no kill cool down" Stamina adrenaline energy: umm there is
@epik-productions Жыл бұрын
14:35 rip techno :(
@AppleJackss.2 жыл бұрын
8:00 I used to think the same thing, also thought a wet dream was urinating while sleeping
@syrhtea3 жыл бұрын
"seven dislikes" "2.3 thoudand likes" the perfect video
@funkyraccoonster32093 жыл бұрын
Thousand, just putting this so you only get one correction
@The_Soviet_Onion3 жыл бұрын
The average berd video has 500 times more likes than dislikes, while this one is at around 350.
@crixxbrixx3 жыл бұрын
@@funkyraccoonster3209 I love how the dude edited his comment yet didn’t fix the spelling mistake
@trisquele49433 жыл бұрын
5k likes. 41 dislikes. Epic.
@ryanmckenna93303 жыл бұрын
14:29 LMAOOO Yeah, that's Technoblade for ya... Only if the deaths are only orphans, of course
@dpdfpdffgp2 жыл бұрын
Ohh, that's why he died..
@Ihaveagasmask Жыл бұрын
@@dpdfpdffgp they had thorns II
@ulysses847 Жыл бұрын
WAS technoblade.
@racecarthedestroyer71922 жыл бұрын
15:38 this aged like the milk jug in my car filled with a non milk substance
@JoyScreams2 жыл бұрын
I my god, I have a conspiracy, WWI and WWII were created by valve, they can't count to three, we're saved
@4louisMC3 жыл бұрын
0:05 Na, that's just the US, nothing to worry about here.
@Miata.Is.Always.The.Answer3 жыл бұрын
Same, here the moderator called the judge is giving me a cooldown of 13 years.
@splaty22313 жыл бұрын
Damn, unlucky, the game glitched and let me kill like 10 people before I realized they modded the game with an officer role, but I was lucky and they didn’t reset my kill cool down since that’s what they do, so I ended killing like 47 people before I got caught and was going to get a public exacution, but I was even more lucky and my imposter mate started a riot in the prison and all of us imposters escaped, and were never found since, how are you doing in America
@sillygtwoah2 жыл бұрын
I only could kill like- 20 people but like the last guy said. They modded it and I’m writing this from my temporary jail time before I get out no I got a 13 year kill cooldown
@shadowhydramk21753 жыл бұрын
Robin: my favorite part of shrek was- KZfaq: I've decided i want a ad
@mokkapote2 жыл бұрын
2:15 funfact: nobody actually died, I was in the city when it "exploded" the bomb was called "tallboy" (or something like that) and the explosion was controlled, we got rid of the bomb without any harm
@nemaele2 жыл бұрын
Seeing the tweet from Technoblade went from funny to sad real quick.
@Jus_Joj2 жыл бұрын
So that's how he died, 2k gongs
@TheEngieTF23 жыл бұрын
Dog: **walks into the bathroom stall** Me: *Perfect timing! Just ran out of toilet paper*
@wharior3 жыл бұрын
engineer gaming
@Metahydrix3 жыл бұрын
huh? Did the dog bring toilet paper or something- WHAT THE FUCK DUDEEEEEEEEEE