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@notproductiveproductions35044 жыл бұрын
There’s “end” in “friend”, “ex” in “next”, but worst of all there’s “EA” in “team”
@Undermine54 жыл бұрын
There's "man" in "woman" (especially pregnant one)
@straypaper4 жыл бұрын
You know what's worse? There are two "EA"s in "Deadbeat"
@fistnface4 жыл бұрын
E E E it’s in the game
@meIIohi4 жыл бұрын
There's "me" in "meme"
@ZartiUnderscore_4 жыл бұрын
Oo Skyrix oO 2 me’s actually.
@XXVII1534 жыл бұрын
Someone: Man slaughter Me: Mans laughter That someone: No that is not right
@kratos7844 жыл бұрын
You mean no no he's right
@gamer_baby_doom_player_maybe4 жыл бұрын
He’s got a point
@michaelmyers85964 жыл бұрын
no that is not right
@uwulilac4 жыл бұрын
No, that IS right
@shoko99704 жыл бұрын
I can only think about the Man behind the slaughter...
@flxxdedeyes3 жыл бұрын
"A bag of 54 hands was found in Russia." Shigaraki: *Sh^t*
@koma47003 жыл бұрын
Yoshikage kira : *horni intensifies*
@thereal.stumacher3 жыл бұрын
Dabi : Damnit Shiggy
@aliaskt3 жыл бұрын
@@demroyallers it would actually be 27 family members!! Less murder, but equally horrifying ☺️
@scaredmax62893 жыл бұрын
@@koma4700 My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone
@plungedcheese79923 жыл бұрын
Hey can you me a hand
@idkmanlol85564 жыл бұрын
I love how no matter what he’s saying Robin is always so cheerful. Honestly makes my day
@idkmanlol85562 жыл бұрын
@Oregano idk lol I just forgot to change my pfp
@neonzplayz50602 жыл бұрын
Spongebob
@soapmangraylace27522 жыл бұрын
We have the same profile pic
@Moonlitnights0734 жыл бұрын
"A bag of 54 hands was found in Russia." My nAmE iS YosHIkAGe kiRa
@pranavpranavi39354 жыл бұрын
nO YoShIkAgE KrA dOsNt EGgSiSt Edit: thanks
@Moonlitnights0734 жыл бұрын
@@pranavpranavi3935 KiDa QwEeN diCe AnO bAKaDa BiteS Za DusTo
@beanscheese77464 жыл бұрын
I’m 33 years old I don’t occasionally smoke but I usually drink, I sleep like a baby and wake up normally
@cherrydonut42194 жыл бұрын
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
@beefburgercheeseburgermcch48984 жыл бұрын
*The duwang gang would like to know your location*
@i_changed_my_username_ha87184 жыл бұрын
"A bag of 34 severed hands has been found in Russia" 🎵Oh Mr. Hand man... Hand me a hand...🎵
@terror83544 жыл бұрын
You know what imma post this to r/cursedcomments
@i_changed_my_username_ha87184 жыл бұрын
@@terror8354 Y E S
@ghostievee81343 жыл бұрын
Kira?
@Cyanida3 жыл бұрын
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone
@drippylad39733 жыл бұрын
Actually it's kira
@andromeda85054 жыл бұрын
5:47 that scream of disgust was the most perfect thing ever
@foodofthegods2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@LuckyErmine76402 жыл бұрын
what dose that mean anyway?
@thatsamood2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a game scream ngl
@centminst19842 жыл бұрын
@@thatsamood TF2 scout
@akjennyful3 жыл бұрын
5:41 - 6:14 made me laugh the hardest. Robin's specific reactions is exactly why they always make him read this subreddit.
@Babbleplay4 жыл бұрын
"Only Disney gets away with killing its animated characters." - Some person who has never heard of Anime in his entire life.
@cattheplayergamplay82624 жыл бұрын
Not trying to be the type of guy to get wooshed here, but I think they're talking about children's cartoon Most of animes have a lot of violence involved in most of their situations, which is one of the many reasons why most anime are not qualified for children below 11 to watch
@nagitokomaeda32374 жыл бұрын
I am getting Danganronpa vibes.
@Liz-py1gt4 жыл бұрын
JJBA in a dimmed area.: ' finally. . . IT IS MY TIME TO SHINE! '
@julicrusellas4 жыл бұрын
@@Liz-py1gt true
@justingraves86494 жыл бұрын
Time to look for the Dragon Balls lol
@ollie20071ify4 жыл бұрын
2:30 Kira Yoshikage: Oh dear it seems you've found it
@KranosXp4 жыл бұрын
Dang it I wash gonna say that
@RiToruk4 жыл бұрын
Thought of the exact same thing
@moro_kade25674 жыл бұрын
Watashi wa kira yoshikage
@zodiac71074 жыл бұрын
*why is sheer cardiac arrest taking so long?*
@hahafunny50004 жыл бұрын
E p I c
@nu_uh9283 жыл бұрын
"A bag of 54 hands was found in Russia" this is *OUR* jojo reference
@reckermatouvc2 жыл бұрын
that is not a JoJo reference
@BadModder2 жыл бұрын
@@reckermatouvc H A N D
@Z_Viper082 жыл бұрын
@@reckermatouvc u not watch part 4 yet
@reckermatouvc2 жыл бұрын
@@Z_Viper08 I have watched and read all parts. I read the monthly releases of Jojolion. But the simple existence of severed hands doesn't mean it's a JoJo reference. Or now Breathing, Pursuing anything or even making a soap bubble counts as a JoJo reference?
@yunogasai63982 жыл бұрын
@@reckermatouvcdo you not know of the fact that everyone and everything is a jojo reference
@youraveragenobody81383 жыл бұрын
4:54 when he said "Oh yeah, she's got a big barrel!" This saying plus his voice during it reminds me of tankman.
@dangerzonegaming51873 жыл бұрын
TONKM3N
@user-po2bq5rw4k2 жыл бұрын
steve x captain starts playing in your mind*
@Trickster___2 жыл бұрын
who is tank man??
@dangerzonegaming51872 жыл бұрын
@JJ its Tank-men, and Is a Webtoon, War theme
@snowyvoidproductionsxx2 жыл бұрын
Omg he does!!
@kywii66784 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure if I should laugh or not.
@sharonariesjuance92924 жыл бұрын
*ʙ ᴏ ᴛ ʜ*
@girlwhocanbreathe4 жыл бұрын
aHaHaHaAaA 😔
@dubzy094 жыл бұрын
Laugh or the Russians attack again
@sharonariesjuance92924 жыл бұрын
@@dubzy09 *n o*
@kingofproxies80254 жыл бұрын
L A U G H
@alfredfind12194 жыл бұрын
Seriously tho if it isnt fake that dad who deleted the world is pretty mean
@thetruesora4 жыл бұрын
its real. the dad deleted the son's whole account. you can look it up but its just depressing
@oDogg02063 жыл бұрын
It's real
@youraveragesub3 жыл бұрын
@AARYAN BHARDWAJ no. *Force him to recreate the Minecraft world in the exact seed, buildings created in their exact positions and with the exact building materials used, create redstone contraptions without the help of a guide, all chests filled with the exact same items inside it, ender dragon defeated, an artificial village housing a mending villager, and all tools and armor made from netherite. The game must be played in hard difficulty and everytime he dies, he'll be shocked with a shock collar*
@fionnnellis21173 жыл бұрын
@Lunatic Gamer Bro you’re being waaay to merciful to that guy, instead of a shock collar he gets his toe stubbed whenever he dies in Hardcore Mode
@jahirborjas68933 жыл бұрын
That poor kid is gonna grow up to ghost his parents.
@Deaconboi3 жыл бұрын
Hiv positive dart: Damage 10+ Poison for 2 extra turns
@user-ls2gh3zv4n2 жыл бұрын
The opposing pokemon is now poisoned!
@thekatkotever2 жыл бұрын
if this is being posted on r/itemshop can i be in the picture?
@Snxpes22TTV6 ай бұрын
Me too!!!
@whichonespink19713 жыл бұрын
"A bag of 47 hands found in Russia." Shigaraki-Oh! That's where the rest of my hands went!"
@imbored30633 жыл бұрын
as soon as o forgot about foot shirikagi this comment reminded me
@calebpersonal99873 жыл бұрын
Wtf does this mean and who is “shigarki”
@Sansibit3 жыл бұрын
@@calebpersonal9987 a villain from my hero academia… hes covered in hands (when u like first see him)
@Sansibit3 жыл бұрын
And he sees the hands as family
@calebpersonal99873 жыл бұрын
@@Sansibit ok
@ahmedbadry49794 жыл бұрын
The school goes *insert mom and dad room sound effects*
@ImAteista4 жыл бұрын
I wonder what that’ll be
@dogesuchwow98454 жыл бұрын
Diarrhea
@Literallyryangosling7774 жыл бұрын
Good mom and dad room: *clap clap clap clap* Bad mom and dad room: *screams, gun shoot, silent time, second gunshor*
@ahmedbadry49794 жыл бұрын
Thunder God me too
@lourdes2114 жыл бұрын
mom: why am i alone in a room?
@gogeta53034 жыл бұрын
2:30 **_Killer plays faintly in the background_**
@captain_noob43764 жыл бұрын
Ah yes jojo
@arynlastname38944 жыл бұрын
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
@kirakelvinart21694 жыл бұрын
Killer Queen Dai san no Bakudan Bite The Dust...
@hellworm4 жыл бұрын
Ooop
@sugativa4 жыл бұрын
@@arynlastname3894 IM 2 WEEKS LATE
@no-do5od3 жыл бұрын
3:07 even Koichi knows. He knows all.
@monkebusiness37403 жыл бұрын
Such a reliable guy kochi
@Sansibit3 жыл бұрын
Who Kochi? I only know Koichi lol
@wolfie73823 жыл бұрын
me: *skips 10 seconds of intro* emkay: "because i love" me: *skips 10 again* emkay: "guys to bang"
@Darko_Boi2 жыл бұрын
oh god
@remediosdimaculangan29132 жыл бұрын
Wouh is that -robin- emkay??? Wohdishaidudhhhhhhh wowowowoowhhhh
@Amogus-it1qc2 жыл бұрын
XD
@Amogus-it1qc2 жыл бұрын
@JRX Games same
@darrenkwock2 жыл бұрын
R/suddenly gay
@AverytheCubanAmerican4 жыл бұрын
What would I make for Gordon? Lamb sauce. But he would be forced to watch me throw it into oblivion
@sylveadiff28134 жыл бұрын
Well, at least he'll have a general idea of where it is.
@thelambsauce71524 жыл бұрын
Hi
@darkesse_the_wolf23764 жыл бұрын
lol
@alex2005z3 жыл бұрын
I saw an answer: water, powered on a towel, served over his hole face.
@oompalampa4 жыл бұрын
10:57 Are we gonna ignore that fact he said “i’ll kill myself” ??
@reudaniel47764 жыл бұрын
I just got the joke
@dogfood10254 жыл бұрын
Yes ^^
@dreamnotfoundshipper92034 жыл бұрын
Answer:yes Secondly:no
@stephaniec93593 жыл бұрын
@@meddl8103 why? And, yEs
@gamingwithevie83033 жыл бұрын
Can we get this comment 66 more likes plz?
@trash_k1ng5773 жыл бұрын
"A bag of 54 hands was found in Russia." Yoshikage Kira: "Oh dear, it's seems you've found it."
@jazzyd5963 жыл бұрын
“Until next we meet, I’ll be seeing ya” Me: *he sees you when you’re sleeping*
@surfboard37953 жыл бұрын
*He knows when your awake*
@junoperberry3 жыл бұрын
@@surfboard3795 *he knows if you've been bad or good*
@Kingtron54643 жыл бұрын
*so be good for goodness sake*
@senryuzaki94874 жыл бұрын
"Imagine crushing your gf's windpipe" My immediate thought: My brother did that
@commemorative4 жыл бұрын
wait- oh no.
@LuckD7cky4 жыл бұрын
Least she wasn't sore about it
@senryuzaki94874 жыл бұрын
@@commemorative He also threw a knife at her
@notYourBro444 жыл бұрын
@@senryuzaki9487 WTF goes on in your family?
@senryuzaki94874 жыл бұрын
@@notYourBro44 A lot. My big bro also tried to smother me when I was an infant. I was also molested by 3 different family members, abused by my dad, nearly ran over by my mom, she then went on to commit suicide, my gram fell down a hill and broke her arm and shoulder, then she fel down some stairs and broke her leg and her knee
@The_Olive_Dragon4 жыл бұрын
2:30 Who ever had all those hands just wanted a quiet life
@aliffkaltilted85384 жыл бұрын
Yoshikage Kira want to know your location
@jarboni4 жыл бұрын
hOlY MOLy IS tHaT A jOJo ReFERence??
@shitlord544 жыл бұрын
Bites the dusto
@milkyjuice6464 жыл бұрын
You finally found the evidence to report the killer to the police. But something's wrong. It's too sloppy, it's like he wanted you to find them, you feel an itch in your eye, and behind you, you hear: "Killer Queen, daisan no bakudasu: Bites za dusto".
@dillpickle24834 жыл бұрын
Welp, I guess you can say, ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
@kosakukawajiri67473 жыл бұрын
2:37 Ah man, looks like my trip to Russian made it onto the news.
@frogfinity_82 жыл бұрын
I remember that one time during CNY where while I was saying “I wish for your good health” I took one look at my grandma and immediately thought “damn, that’s a bit too late for her.”
@crocogottheglocko33274 жыл бұрын
Rob is like the step dad that gives you money when ever you want but he is still with your mum
@JustABurningMemoryofChristmas.2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a sugar daddy
@neoqwerty4 жыл бұрын
The Hand erasing those no-no words from existence.
@Razorcarl4 жыл бұрын
OI JOSUKE
@pickle_bladesthe1st7164 жыл бұрын
OI JOSUKE UR MOM IS SUPER HOT
@samuelwang76224 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised nobody has replied to the hands thing with the Kira spheel yet.
@killerqueenbitezadust64434 жыл бұрын
@@samuelwang7622 Do not talk about it, they dont need to know
@gustheboy65793 жыл бұрын
Kira when they found the hands: Kira queen duo is back baby
@CaitHasStopped3 жыл бұрын
me: **Flips pillow to the cold side** Everyone else at my funeral: 👁👄👁
@justsomeguywithanabnormall24584 жыл бұрын
Do rareinsults. There are sure a lot of people roasting me in the comments
@Wavles4 жыл бұрын
Just some guy with an abnormally large forehead oo big forehead
@wheeeeeeeeeee4 жыл бұрын
You must have massive mega big brain my dude
@indiumblue4 жыл бұрын
Big forehead
@anshiin4 жыл бұрын
"rest in pieces, down for the count!"
@bigmackium88444 жыл бұрын
*FOREHEAD*
@watercow1354 жыл бұрын
Me: Dang! My mom: *yOu WeReN't SuPpOsEd To SaY tHaT* Omg thx 4 the likes fam
@simonciott4 жыл бұрын
Switch the D in dang with a B and after your mom says that you weren't supposed to say dang You're going to "dang" her.
@Roseee_4 жыл бұрын
The body isn't supposed to talk!
@franfran51554 жыл бұрын
Then just say damn after that
@erasmogarnica38724 жыл бұрын
Little Timmy get ready for your Minecraft world to be deleted
@doubledecker02ps474 жыл бұрын
Where did you find that cow profile pic
@starlight_maven2 жыл бұрын
Robin's scream at 5:47 is just perfect.
@paperstrawsYT Жыл бұрын
yep
@osu1x2 жыл бұрын
9:45 as a Chinese teen I can confirm the dog tastes better 👍
@trickshotsmoviesandcubing23172 жыл бұрын
You belong in this subreddit
@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access4 жыл бұрын
Luckily we bigfoots are allowed to say whatever we want out here in the woods
@azhdahascustomerservices13014 жыл бұрын
I lied to someone before and they didn't even know it so oblivious m.kzfaq.info/get/bejne/q8hoZbuTlqmcn6c.html
@mossybees4 жыл бұрын
@@azhdahascustomerservices1301 I am ashamed to say that I fell for this
@azhdahascustomerservices13014 жыл бұрын
@@mossybees This is the oblivious person I was talking about.Also click on my name for my premade apology.
@pyrogaming64884 жыл бұрын
@@azhdahascustomerservices1301 lemme guess, a rickroll?
@greenboii10954 жыл бұрын
u seems familiar
@uftsfights71464 жыл бұрын
'Yeet' - Fizzizist
@Tensolin014 жыл бұрын
9:48
@DogBone-yh9es4 жыл бұрын
yeet
@uftsfights71464 жыл бұрын
Just got 400 likes for quoting someone's comment wowowowowow nice
@alex2005z3 жыл бұрын
@@uftsfights7146 and now you have less than 400, get rekt
@uftsfights71463 жыл бұрын
@@alex2005z sheesh bro u crazy man bro
@caiuaoliveira63713 жыл бұрын
2:29 My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
@roqui_2 жыл бұрын
When Kira stomped Koichi, he made him eat the floor. Koichi bit the dust twice.
@shardskye2 жыл бұрын
When Robin starts looking at r/cursedcomments- "Hi everyone, my name's Robin and I'm about to be sobbin."
@Goh._9074 жыл бұрын
Gordon after eating his son: finally some good fucking food
@t-kozy394 жыл бұрын
finally, some good fucking food
@RepeatThatAgain4Us4 жыл бұрын
Where's the fucking Blood Sauce oh nvm
@jadenchen89214 жыл бұрын
r/cursedcomments
@impulsegasoline86674 жыл бұрын
Gordon also needs his lamb sauce
@jaib6664 жыл бұрын
Well, it is a familiar recipe
@olerisager19764 жыл бұрын
Hand collection found: *Yoshikage Kira would like to know your location*
@saint-cardboard4 жыл бұрын
Wait... Is that a Duwang is Unbreakable reference!?
@rx_c58714 жыл бұрын
YES
@obiwan62894 жыл бұрын
Yes yes yes
@lauriemulsman92674 жыл бұрын
How Kira got warmth in Siberia is by blowing up rocks and stuff. Either rocks, or women. Not sure.
@ro-3374 жыл бұрын
*chew*
@drumsthedrummer8493 жыл бұрын
Billie: breaths literally everyone: how about an eyelash in this trying time
@TheOnlyBlancy3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: if you say "fun fact" chances are, people will read the whole thing.
@coollilbrojokester2673 жыл бұрын
Fun fact you got me
@Errordoge3 жыл бұрын
Very true
@memorymimic3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: no
@FredrickVonFazbearon3 жыл бұрын
YE GOT ME
@TheOnlyBlancy3 жыл бұрын
@Thomas Corbett who's voice?
@vergil44184 жыл бұрын
*A bag of 54 hands has been found* Me: *Wow, Yoshikage Kira really went far to hide the evidence*
@adolfofrancodeleon31044 жыл бұрын
I guess theres more in other countries
@vergil44184 жыл бұрын
Giorno Giovanna i would have to agree, my fellow Giorno
@alextheviligant99394 жыл бұрын
Hello fellow JoFans
@kirakelvinart21694 жыл бұрын
yes thats a lot of hands... i think you guys need to give him some "HANDS"
@jazzmusik27734 жыл бұрын
Thank you banana Girono
@hentaigustav924 жыл бұрын
Day 4 of asking Robin to say: "I'm Robin Dabank"
@salemk1764 жыл бұрын
As a fellow Robin I wish to hear him say it
@GobouLePoissonBoue4 жыл бұрын
There goes your upvote
@strepthroatt4 жыл бұрын
"Hello everybody, my name is Robin Dabank and today we're looking at r/that happened."
@zarina96424 жыл бұрын
Every time Robin says ' i'm Robin ' i automatically say ' dabank' 😂😂
@Night_92254 жыл бұрын
Im robin you
@battlev1nce4673 жыл бұрын
4:43 "A group of humans is called an infestation" -Mr. Popo
@tigerxra85153 жыл бұрын
8:32 Okay, this one is brutal, I'm going to hell for laughing at this
@Spaghetti_WARLORD4 жыл бұрын
Seduce my dad type? ha ha he went to go get milk He will be back any second I said any second
@michaux2k6874 жыл бұрын
Bro
@AdrieJ064 жыл бұрын
Idk if this is a joke or not but if it is, haha, if its not, im sorry
@mikeplaysgamess21264 жыл бұрын
is your dad back yet?
@user-sn5bw3gh5f4 жыл бұрын
Yes.... any second.....
@Slender18704 жыл бұрын
Hayden Steffee see, my dad! No wait, that's a burglar.
@idealist4204 жыл бұрын
10:57 it doesn’t say kill myself but I think Rob is sending us a message
@FrizellaTheBee3 жыл бұрын
(._. )
@Finn140293 жыл бұрын
-_____________-
@igor8ball2073 жыл бұрын
'. '
@vilact02 жыл бұрын
Ayo wtf
@tankyraptor17413 жыл бұрын
5:40 the scream killed me
@cheesyfromindonesia99692 жыл бұрын
0:56 that's why they call it Hell's Kitchen
@blazingdemiurge__4 жыл бұрын
"A Bag Of 54 Severed Human Hands Has Been Found In Russia" *_unholy yoshikage kira noises_*
@FirstLast-et3rq3 жыл бұрын
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
@Thecashstuffer-wb3ie3 жыл бұрын
69 likes. Nice.
@blazingdemiurge__3 жыл бұрын
@@Thecashstuffer-wb3ie *nice.*
@litbladexd80403 жыл бұрын
U stole this from "stub boi"
@blazingdemiurge__3 жыл бұрын
@@litbladexd8040 bro i literally made this comment 9 months ago there's tons of other comments like these
@jaczylijaaleniepowiemkto32434 жыл бұрын
[54 severed human hands] *Kira Yoshikage intensifyies*
@tateleonhardt14564 жыл бұрын
s
@McBasketball44 жыл бұрын
Russian Yoshikage
@basedtuba864 жыл бұрын
I hear an ambulance coming
@zonelet3724 жыл бұрын
Belgium: First time?
@FirstLast-et3rq3 жыл бұрын
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
@willwave3322 жыл бұрын
10:57 I love how so many of these are depressing that he instinctively says “kill myself” when it doesn’t even say that.
@NoName-il9sl2 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@haybean6 ай бұрын
well tbf, 10:57
@NeedForSpeed.20043 жыл бұрын
A school shooting happened here in America. When I first heard about it, I was like “Finally, we’re getting back to fucking normal.”
@BrysansASTD4 жыл бұрын
2:30 Kira: *heavy breathing
@Foxo700_24 жыл бұрын
*that's kiras new identity*
@jadeds7424 жыл бұрын
*we found him*
@kirakelvinart21694 жыл бұрын
i think u guys need to give him some HANDS...
@diliproy-px2pn4 жыл бұрын
CALL AN AMBULANCE
@HemiHami3 жыл бұрын
Who is Kira
@Serpinstrix4 жыл бұрын
2:31 Yoshikage Kira is hiding in Russia? Whoever found that out just spoiled his chance at quiet life
@Cyanida3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@softwet63933 жыл бұрын
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
@Klaas_F0X3 жыл бұрын
The gang should have investigated there instead of Morioh.
@HemiHami3 жыл бұрын
WHO KIRA???!!!!
@Illogical.3 жыл бұрын
I litterally just got an ad, containing old naked people, and talk about climate change. I skipped the ad after 5 seconds, so idk what the product was.
@Wesker_Fr4 жыл бұрын
1:46 don’t forget the ‘fun’ in funeral!!
@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj94574 жыл бұрын
The "bro" in brothel.
@pro_crafter_123 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget the uneral in funeral
@onelonepotatochip41214 жыл бұрын
10:05 incorrect. After a blast there will be a carbon stain shaped as a human because the body got vaporised, not a white silhouette.
@saltshaker40114 жыл бұрын
That's true, but I'm pretty sure that person was making a dark joke
@onelonepotatochip41214 жыл бұрын
Salt Shaker i know. It is just one of those facts I love.
@mystycomega65474 жыл бұрын
Inverted Hiroshima
@justingraves86494 жыл бұрын
Either way, they're not coming back from it
@mactony44 жыл бұрын
hold up, you love the fact that people leave stain after being vaporize.
@illexplain17444 жыл бұрын
HEY THAT PERSON STOLE SOMETHING FROM ME, THE NEEDLE AND A NERF DART AND J THOUGHT OF IT WHEN IT WAS 2016
@hmmmm4013 жыл бұрын
I feel so bad for that 8 month old poor guy
@lavalord964 жыл бұрын
To yeet or not to yeet, that is the question.
@TheNrmL4 жыл бұрын
Yote
@edwardjocson3444 жыл бұрын
Yute
@moonrock88314 жыл бұрын
Yate
@ArthurTheLink4 жыл бұрын
2:37 *Kira Yoshikage wants to know your location*
@megacrazyscience12394 жыл бұрын
Ayy wassup fellow brawl stars player
@reymielnadela8174 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, fellow jojo fan
@Cyanida3 жыл бұрын
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone
@amcutedog3433 жыл бұрын
but those were frozen.so ew for mr bomber
@softwet63933 жыл бұрын
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
@gunsandroses8963 жыл бұрын
There is also a "cent" in Crescent Rose. You could say that it is... Powered by Penny's. As in I steal her batteries and use it as power.
@jomogaming23 жыл бұрын
5:46 I've listened to Robin's scream like 5 times already, and I show no sign of stopping.
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un4 жыл бұрын
Russian girls? Don’t get me started on Kiwi girls, Bob Semples
@Woolyu4 жыл бұрын
Ok, sending kiwi hentai to you right here right now
@pyrogaming64884 жыл бұрын
@@Woolyu *W A I T W H A T*
@takataka9754 жыл бұрын
*_big ol’ sigh_* *T h a n k y o u K i m .*
@kingdonut66754 жыл бұрын
You’re the real Kim Jong-Un not an imposter🧐
@randominternetuser36724 жыл бұрын
How about five yr olds wait you're the dictat... Oh no i shouldn't have said that.
@tee-sam-ee-red4 жыл бұрын
Imagine burning someone’s house down and killing them in the process and then leaving your business card behind
@skreepyy4 жыл бұрын
SamiDaDerp that’s what hitmen are
@potato45213 жыл бұрын
There is dying in studying Also thank you for posting all these videos. It got me through quarantine and rough times.
@JustAFurrylol3 жыл бұрын
0:13 SIR ARE YOU ROBIN DA BANK Robin: No on Robin Wilson. BUT SIR WILSON IS THE NAME OF UR NEIGHBOUR Robin: exactly
@jakefromstatefarm89644 жыл бұрын
2:30 GUYS, THE HANDS BELONG TO YOSHIKAGE KIR- *Explodes*
@laounmahal94964 жыл бұрын
Giovanni Luquin-Garzon wait do you know that this is a jojo reference (a joke) or not I’m confused
@vic.63584 жыл бұрын
Omg yeah lol
@youraveragetroller44674 жыл бұрын
No Yoshikage Kira stole them It belonged to Carlee Henderson
@HemiHami3 жыл бұрын
Who is KIRA
@DanCap204 жыл бұрын
2:30 The owner of this bag just wants a quiet life.
@anonymousperson03 жыл бұрын
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
@spicyryan38533 жыл бұрын
Oh come on!!
@SaladKnife.3 жыл бұрын
@@anonymousperson0 Da fuq?
@TheUltima_Werewolf3 жыл бұрын
@@SaladKnife. You clearly do not get these comments
@SaladKnife.3 жыл бұрын
@@TheUltima_Werewolf yup, I dont get a single bit of these comments
@meatballphilosopher57344 жыл бұрын
2:30 In other news, a Japanese tourist in the area named "Kosaku Kawajiri" has recently been arrested for tax fraud.
@slavopostagem59264 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
@FirstLast-et3rq3 жыл бұрын
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
@kusoatama65553 жыл бұрын
When he said timmy it was like a nuke going off
@soursugarrr4 жыл бұрын
2:30 >Yoshikage Kira has entered the chat
@ChuteMii4 жыл бұрын
Beat me to it 😂😂😂
@demi-fiendoftime38254 жыл бұрын
Killer Queen has already touched the chat!
@dio69114 жыл бұрын
hope they don't find a collection of dry egyptian women
@Naofumi-Iwatani4 жыл бұрын
Nah, thats Shigaraki
@thejeromedisciples4 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
@prod.electrostatic10304 жыл бұрын
"Everybody gangsta until Animal Crossing becomes A N I M A L F A R M"
@tiberiusfdaapproved53504 жыл бұрын
i love that book
@diegocaraves27864 жыл бұрын
LONG LIVE NAPOLEON
@user-not-found1984 жыл бұрын
I cried when he said that😂
@tiberiusfdaapproved53504 жыл бұрын
@@diegocaraves2786 NAPOLEON IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
@orchiddson18653 жыл бұрын
Issabelle always gives a daily sacrifice to her communist overlord.
@OS1K3LI2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the time I dumped my ex and she insulted me on the way out, then said “and look you can’t even make a decent comeback! You’re so pathetic!” So I yelled back “if you want my comeback go scrape it off your teeth!”. Went to put my shoes on and found myself staring down a very muscular father slowly clenching his fists.
@ebergelefsen3 жыл бұрын
3:30 I love how the flair is SLUT DRAGON
@nofriends83614 жыл бұрын
1:06. Imagine getting shot in the eye with that
@justrob41394 жыл бұрын
Why'd you put that image in my head...
@Alucard-gt1zf4 жыл бұрын
At least it wouldn't be painful
@Woolyu4 жыл бұрын
I would call it the wheep-o, shoot the girls, they go right to sleep-o
@Woolyu4 жыл бұрын
Cursedcomment?
@crixxbrixx4 жыл бұрын
2:37 *Yoshikage Kira Likes That*
@user-bj4wn6ym6b7 ай бұрын
True
@coffeebean84632 жыл бұрын
The way Robin screamed when it said there goes the mayo supplies.😂
@i_changed_my_username_ha87184 жыл бұрын
I thought dads going to "get the milk" was a meme... But that's how one of my friend's dad left...
@buddy51964 жыл бұрын
Sorry for your friend.
@i_changed_my_username_ha87184 жыл бұрын
@@buddy5196 yeah, thanks :)
@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj94573 жыл бұрын
Please, tell me you're joking.
@Crackpot_Astronaut3 жыл бұрын
Used to be a pack of cigarettes.
@i_changed_my_username_ha87183 жыл бұрын
@@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 About the friend part, yeah, they're not my friend after the fight we had 🤡
@familynose19794 жыл бұрын
2:30 KIRA YOSHIKAGE IS NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS commented by the jojo reference gang
@Hyprsonic4 жыл бұрын
killer queen has already touched the hands 👀
@riceuyaki4 жыл бұрын
They found his collection but for some reason he buried them in Russia
@HemiHami3 жыл бұрын
WHO IS KIRA YOGHSKIA
@BanditEevee3 жыл бұрын
@@HemiHami Ffs you commented this a million times just SEARCH IT UP!!! It's a JoJo reference in case that wasn't obvious by everyone else's comments
@HemiHami3 жыл бұрын
@@BanditEevee wtf is jojo
@Kittygirl-Shift-Kit3 жыл бұрын
Accidentally put this on 0.5x speed and thought Robin was having a freaking stroke-💀
@zachary16064 жыл бұрын
To laugh, or not to laugh, that is the real question
@Heavvyrain4 жыл бұрын
4:07 "Don't come back bro, they found the piss drawer" Man ! I was planning to save that for dinner !!
@youraveragetroller44674 жыл бұрын
How is the piss drawer dinner
@thatboredinternetwanderer1403 жыл бұрын
@@youraveragetroller4467 its a nice drink. mix it with the white stuff that comes out of your stick and youve got yourself a luxurious dinner
@youraveragetroller44673 жыл бұрын
@@thatboredinternetwanderer140 i agree, i did that and the dinner tasted good
@bigpoppashawn89754 жыл бұрын
I love how it seemed like the bird was yelling " it was a bat shut up"
@Epsilon-183 жыл бұрын
The guy that said strike literally destroyed their social reputation
@ashguin63623 жыл бұрын
He’s not wrong about the balls clapping after all it happenes to me😂😂
@UNTIORNAL4 жыл бұрын
Billie: might suduce your dad type Me: he's... He's dead. Don't bang a corpse.
@piranhaplant25554 жыл бұрын
Why??? What's wrong with screwing dead people?
@UNTIORNAL4 жыл бұрын
@@piranhaplant2555 lmao
@timeflex7274 жыл бұрын
choco Bibi ur pp tells me u have had experience
@Asiha-Chan4 жыл бұрын
There was 69 likes... I ruined it
@piranhaplant25554 жыл бұрын
@@timeflex727 hell yeah, I definitely have
@mattie05304 жыл бұрын
I wonder what it tastes like? That one dude: hENtAI EmKay: AUGHHHHGHFJG
@gaypirateassassin69233 жыл бұрын
Imagine if everyone had the same dad but he always left to buy milk
@kiwi.30473 жыл бұрын
My dad went to go get milk when i was a child. Havent seen him since
@nickromano54444 жыл бұрын
It's the Legend him self, I got my account band because of that😂 4:30
@nexutrosity3 жыл бұрын
hol up
@annoyingidiot64594 жыл бұрын
Holy moly. Imagine being born in 1385.
@rlpreem4 жыл бұрын
Holy moly
@indiumblue4 жыл бұрын
Holy moly
@Beelzebeag4 жыл бұрын
Damn you'd at least be 30
@codythedoggo76714 жыл бұрын
Good times back then
@annoyingidiot64594 жыл бұрын
@@indiumblue It really IS holy moly!
@OhioStudiosOG2 жыл бұрын
i love how i saw a vegan meme while waiting for kfc im getting extra chicken, peta.
@pineball433 жыл бұрын
Jokes about missing dads are especially funny to me, because I have never met my dad as he left before I was born. “What a loser, this dude doesn’t have a dad!”
@SOMNIUM.4 жыл бұрын
2:30 Stop bullying the dollar store David Bowie looking Kira Yoshikage! He just wants a quiet life and his hand collection
@KranosXp4 жыл бұрын
2:30 my name is yoshikage kira. i'm 33 years old. my house is in the northeast section of morioh, where all the villas are, and i am not married. i work as an employee for the kame yu department stores, and i get home every day by 8 pm at the latest. i don't smoke but i occasionally drink. i'm in bed at 11 pm. and make sure i get eight hours of sleep no matter what. after having a glass of milk. and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed. i usually don't have any problems sleeping until morning. just like a baby i wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. i was told there was no issues at my last check up.
@anonymousperson03 жыл бұрын
I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
@FirstLast-et3rq3 жыл бұрын
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
@HemiHami3 жыл бұрын
WHO IS KIRA?!
@isabelleb22162 жыл бұрын
@@HemiHami he is yoshikage kira he is 33 years old