"Mommy its ok please dont steal others people potatos". That 6 year old is way more civilized than anybody in that family.

As soon as I heard the girlfriend say “The terrible service”, I CRINGED so hard!

Lets not forgot the awesome old lady that stood up to "Ellen" and threw the potatoes on the floor, she is the champion of that story. She totally did that out of justified spite. And she rocks for that.

"Mommy,it's ok,don't take someone else's potatoes" I nearly cried lmao she's cute Unlike her mom

Dudes lucky he met the crazy family & found out what his girlfriend was really like before proposing!

That Ellen story was amazing. How the hell can anyone not see that woman was insane. Glad he dodged that bullet.

Karen wants to battle! Karen uses "demanding to speak to the manager" Manager uses L O G I C Karen fainted

If your s/o and/or their family are terrible towards service industry employees, that's a huge red flag. I would end the relationship then and there.

The best part is that we’ll never run out of these kinds of stories, because entitlement is contagious.

I literally threw my phone across the room in that last story, “iT’s aGaInSt cAMp pOliCy” okay, but theft isn’t?

The fact that his girlfriend was unfazed by terrible treatment of waitstaff is a huge red flag. My mom is a massive narcissist and she treats people like shit. I get upset with her every time I see it and make a point to tell her that her behavior is uncalled for. And if she ever said something messed up about one of my loved ones. If I didn’t want to make a scene I would at least glare at her and comfort my friend or boyfriend. Also The fact that she didn’t warn him what her parents were entitled basically means she sees nothing wrong with that behavior.

Dude, I have an aunt who would do that "stack of ones on the table" thing, and it pissed my and my siblings off so much since we all worked in restaurants and knew the struggle

If I was the boyfriend during that dinner, I would have just slipped out of the restaurant hopefully undetected then text the now ex-girlfriend “we’re done, see ya!” Edit: 900 likes?! WOW, thanks everyone!

Entitled Parent: "clap for her! You don't even KNOW talent" Audience: "No talent, no talent!"

Ellen: so you're a screenwriter? OP: well, yes but actually no.

rSlash: "Begging for validation like that is SO cringey." Also rSlash: "By the way, if you're enjoying this content, be sure to 'like' this video." I see what you did there. Roflmao.

ENTITLED MOTHERS: Willing to steal anything from a child.

WTH was that last story? That really sucked for that girl.

If my partners mother was acting like that I would’ve left before ordering, not having her as an in-law😂

15:25 “Then a wild Karen appears” Quickly use the master ball!

EM: YOU CAN'T APPRECIATE TALENT! ME: We appreciate it. You just don't have it!

Why'd Karen press ctrl alt del? She wanted to see the task manager

First story: "You can't appreciate talent" is the equivalent of saying "I'm the only one who likes this, but because I feel so important I want everyone else to like it too". Unfortunate that this mom will never get the hint. Second story: Had I been in that situation, I would've probably stood up soon after Ellen had gotten her order in, said that I'd seen enough of how the in-law family was like, asked if my GF wanted to ditch out with me, and then walked out on them. A shame that she had been too infected by her mom's entitlement, or else that would've been a good time to encourage her to break contact with her parents. Maybe she'll learn the hard way that her parents don't actually care about her anymore, with their "do-over daughter" getting all the attention, and she'll become their personal slave/ATM. Or maybe she won't, seeing how normalized she thinks her parents' behavior is. Poor, naive soul. Third story: That has to be the one of the most devastating things you can do to a kid with a passionate interest, and they got off without any repercussions. But in a way, this is a good reminder for kids to always write their names on their valuables in case they're bringing it with them to public places, should it ever get lost. That way, thieves can't get away with stealing it in case it would ever be misplaced. Also make sure that whatever place you're visiting doesn't have any "no search" policy in case of missing items, because that's just heartless and disrespectful to any visitors, and a huge warning that thieving entitled people will have free reign. Also, teach your kids to always be wary of adult strangers who asks them for favors, because they're never up to any good.

"Mommy dont take other people's potatoes." I'm dying.

You know you're dealing with the mother of all Karens when she summons the manager without asking for him.

I would have been pissed. A Holo Charizard. That shit is mad rare.

If I was in that band I would have gone to the mick and said “sorry, she harassed us till we allowed her daughter in the band”

As a Pokemon card collector since childhood, I know how it is to be protective of those things and how valuable some of those cards can be. I feel really bad for OP and that they had to go through all of that. It breaks my heart, really. Honestly, though, I probably wouldn't have taken them outside the house to begin with BECAUSE people steal them. My brother had a friend who brought a binder full of them to school and then never saw it again because some jerk thought they could just take it! All in all, I know how heartbreaking it can be, especially if OP worked on that collection for years. If that kid wanted Pokemon cards, they could've gotten them at Target or Wal*Mart for as little as five dollars. Them and their mother didn't have to be freakin' jerks and steal them for heaven's sake! If I were OP, I would've lost faith in humanity too because, honestly, who stoops that low to steal TRADING CARDS from a child???

Me reading the last story: awh man I love pokemon cards this sucks *Give me back my holo charizard* OH HELL NAH THEY TOOK HER HOLO CHARIZARD? LOCK THAT KAREN AWAY FOREVER

You *broke* my speakers when you screamed “WATER”.

Karen orders her steak well-done, while me over here I'm remembering a Hank Hill quote: *_"But what if somebody wants theirs well-done?"_* *_"We ask them politely, yet firmly to leave."_*

Brat: "Mommy said I could!" Excuse me? NO. Despite what mommy may have said, that's stealing someone else's property. Even if you did ask to see them, you cannot have them no matter how much you whine and beg.

Out of all the stories, when I heard “Pokémon cards” and “camp”, my “oh crap” sensors immediately went off.

If op was talking about a decent rare pokemon card collection, the cost of it is probably over $100 Edit: I know that I low balled the price. I did that because if it was a long time ago, the condition of the cards could be in terrible condition. Everyone that replied is correct that $100 isn't anywhere close to the actual price.

"Who'd order a steak well done?" Well, a transplant patient for one, that's who!

The beautiful picture he had of his gf must of just shattered when she said “The terrible service” and didn’t think her mother did anything wrong. Poor dude.

After hearing that woman picked up the mashed potatoes from the other person's table, my jaw is still on the floor 5 minutes later! This can't even be real. I've never met somebody in my life who even came close to having this sort of audacity and entitlement.

Man, the mom in the second story is such a basket case. I remember going out to dinner with my boyfriend's parents and they NEVER acted like that. They'd be so appalled by that behavior. I'm glad the OP dodged a bullet (more like nuke, because can you imagine her as a MIL? No thanks)

"Thank you Disney mom and cult"

I really hope that the boyfriend ran far and left that family and his girlfriend

ED: "Clap for me!" Jeb Bush: "Ahh, i see you've chosen death"

"Whoever told you that you had talent just flat out lied to you", is something that needs to be said to a good many people.

The OP didn't just dodge a bullet ending that relationship, but dodged a nuke!! His girlfriend should've had his back, with how her mother was behaving.

that really was the most intense entitled parent story i've ever heard

That steakhouse one... Good god, how blind to their own entitlement those people are!

Whenever someone asks an audience to clap, I'm reminded of Jeb Bush and his infamous "Please Clap" moment.

"Hello there" "CongressmanpotatoKenobi. You are a bold one."

When she yells “ CLAP FOR ME!!” Reminds me of a failed X factor audition where a bad singer tries to get the crowd to cheer for her, after some bad singing the crowd starts booing and she stars crying and complaining to the judges

"Then Ellen kicked into full gear" I literally said "Oh shit" when I heard that lol

“WHATS TAKING SO LONG” you ordered a steak well done, that going to take 40 minuets

Ok, how to deal with an entitled parent: *"SILENCE!!!!!!"*

The fact that this is the best reddit post reading i've ever heard. It is my everyday therapy, it just makes me feel good about myself

I really hope "Ellen" makes a special feature in Nuclear Revenge, one day. Holy shit...

Wait wait what? "Do over daughter" yeah I think that daughter needs a do over parent

That mother-in-law story was absolutely mortifying. I’m so glad they split up. Personally, as soon as that “yelling water” shit happened, I would ended the relationship right then and there. Explaining how insane they all were for allowing this to happen, and thinking it was normal was cancerous to society.

I really wished OP’s mom would’ve called the cops, even if just to scare EP, because in the end, she really did get away with it. I’m glad OP got a few more cards, but that story just left me feeling unsatisfied and upset

I died a little when you said “pokey mans”

EP: You can't appreciate talent! ME: I'd like to see some first.

When I was a kid I knew a woman who would, when she ordered her steaks, would say "Burn it."

Ellen is just another case of "I've never been punched for the way I act" some people just haven't had to deal with consequences.

It’s obvious the mom is crazy when she ordered a well done ribeye.

Who else waits like an addict for these vids!!!

If I was there, I would have yelled out 'NEXT!" When she demands we clap for her. Or at least something funny. Like 'You had your 5 minutes of shame! Next!'

Mistreating service workers is an instant dealbreaker

Story 2 made me sit all shocked in so many parts, from EM ordering only for herself and the kid, to the ex not giving a damn, and most importantly, when she just snatched the mashed potatoes from another table. Thank God OP turned his fiance into an ex.

Entitled parents are one thing but children who are blind to it that's a cardinal sin in itself

That Ellen story had my blood pressure up! A person snatching plates from another table better be ready to fight cuz that's the only way I can see out of that situation. I can't image being at a table with someone acting like that. Part of me would want to get up and leave but the other part would want to sit there and watch just how ridiculous these people can be. Maybe I would have just gotten up and went to an empty table so I could do both. LOL

Ellen yanked the potatoes The screenwriter: write that down WRITE THA T OUT

This is like the Vietnam war but with less guns and death

Lol. "Begging for validation is cringy." Also, "click that like button" 😂😂😂

You can tell everything you need to know about someone based on how they treat wait staff.

When the kid liked Pokémon cards and a brat showed up I panicked “Is he gonna bend the cards?” “Is he gonna steak then?” Omg

Brat in 3rd story: Haha, i stole ur pokemon cards! The disney facebook moms: ACTUALLY

I can't clap for your angel because she doesn't sound like an angel

ED: C L A P F O R ME!!!!!! Literally everyone’s brain: wth is this kid doing at a concert like this????!??!!?

The mother in-law and restaurant story was fantastic. If it had ended anyway other then them being asked to leave, i would have hated it. What a masterpiece.

When you realize that they had a holo Charizard: * Suprized Pikachu Face*

I hope that "begging for validation is so cringy" followed by "like this video" was a conscious joke

That Disney mom and her Poké-kid are a duo made for each other. The mom probably understood what loving something marketed for kids felt like and came to the rescue and I LOVE it.

If I was OP, I would have caused even more of a scene and told my girlfriend that if she wasn’t going to say or do anything about what her mother was doing, that we would be through, and if nothing changed, I would have left.

Hey you, ya you reading this, you’re great and deserve the best. Don’t settle for less than what you’re worth! Much love!

Brat: I summon Karen. (throws out a pokeball)

Karen: "how DARE you take something from MY kid" Also Karen: * stealing from kids left and right *

I have seen so many "entitled parents" here that, when I found one, I will be able to read their mind and say what they say at the same time.

If I was that guy. I would say to my date. "Look, you're lovely. But your family is far too intense. I think it's best we just be friends. You're a sweet person. I hope you find someone that you connect with and can handle your family. Take care." I would not subject myself to a family like that.

*“mother in law from hell” I think I’m gonna continue watching this video*

When "CLAP FOR ME" came along, I got flashbacks a little bit to Veruca Salt, and especially, ESPECIALLY to _Carmelita "Cakesniffing" Spats._

First story -- "We appreciate talent! Your daughter has none!"

"she orders her steak well-done, who does that?" i feel attacked, should i not be eating it well-done at a restaurant? ahha...

Had that kid been me, with the way I was about my stuff as a kid, me and the EK would've been going to blows. I'd legitimately be caving his face in. I had a slight temper problem as a child, but my mother put me in so many programs as a kid to help me better channel that anger positively, which did help. But when you take things that's mine or bully my friends, all bets are off. And because of this, I punched a kid for trying to steal a Yugioh card from me when I was at school (during the last few days of school, we were allowed to bring board games, handheld games, trading cards, etc, since if you were passing or failing at this point, it was set in stone). I was dueling with a friend and I had a Blue Eyes White Dragon (yeah, this was back when Blue Eyes was considered one of the best cards in the game). One of the kids (I'll call him Shawn) was a kid I did NOT get along with all school year. He was a loud mouth, a bit of a bully to me and my friends for being fat or wearing glasses and playing with Pokémon and Yugioh cards, all around just a prick. After me and my friend had finished dueling, we set all our cards on the desk so we could show what cards we had. One of my friends was mentioning how they can't believe I had a Blue Eyes and how strong it was. Unfortunately, she said this in earshot of Shawn. I let my friend use my deck to duel another friend of mine as I asked the teacher if I could go to the bathroom. She gave me a hall pass and told me sure. She was watching the class, but she kinda wasn't. She was in her own world listening to the radio or reading a newspaper. You know, boring adult stuff to a kid. When I got back, my friend I was letting use my deck had mention Shawn had took some of my cards and said he'd rip them up. He took a few of my cards off the desk while they were playing including my fucking Blue Eyes! Now, let me paint you a picture. This was back in 4th grade. I'm a large kid (I played a lot of sports, so I had muscle and fat and I was the second tallest kid in my class) so I went to Shawn and told him to "Give me back my freaking Yugioh cards!" He said he didn't have them. I told him that my friend said he took them which he still denied. I reached into his pocket and grabbed whatever I can grasp in my fist. I pull my hand out and what do you know, it's my Yugioh card now crumpled in my hand after grabbing so hard. He said that it was his (obvious bullshit is obvious since he made fun of us for playing with them so much). My mother had me do something ever since I was a kid and out my initials on things I own to shown ownership of it. So on all my cards, I wrote my initials on the bottom of each card and showed him that it said "O.P." right above where the ATK and DEF points were. I told him to give me the rest of my cards and he said he threw them away. I go to the garbage to look and I fortunately didn't see them in there. I go back to Shawn with my fist balled up and yell at him to give me my cards. By this point, everyone (including the teacher) saw the commotion rising. Before he had a chance to say he didn't have them again, I tackle him against a wall and down to the ground. I hit my head against the wall during the tackle and I was on top of him swinging at his head. I only got one hit in before my teacher pulled me off of him and and the teacher from the next class (who I guess heard the scuffle) was holding Shawn from chasing me. Later, were in the disciplinary office and talking to the dean and explain what happened. Shawn spins some (half bullshit) story of how I attacked him ouf of nowhere. I tell the dean that Shawn took my cards and said he'd rip them up and throw them away. The dean looks annoyed at both of us. Looking back, she probably thought how stupid it was that kids are fighting over some cards. She ask Shawn if he took my cards and he denies it. I said he lying and that he had them in his pockets. She tells him to empty his pockets and Shawn reluctantly does. He then says that the cards are his and I retort that they're mine and my initials are on them and where they are. I also say the rest of my cards have my initials on them in the same spot. We go back to the classroom with the dean in tow and show her the rest of my cards and my friends back me up. Even though my reasons rang true, the school still had a no fighting policy. But since the school year was less than a week over and suspensions for fighting was worth three days, we just had detention for the rest of the day which is a lot less of a punishment since I just read all day. My mother got a call from the school and I did get reprimanded for throwing the first punch as opposed to telling a teacher. But I still feel that I came out on top in this entire incident.

If I were at that concert I would have shouted no when she said clap for me

"PoKémAns" That triggered me.

You posted so early I thought I missed my google class It was stressful

I'm not done with the pentitled parent at the restaurant story but I am in physical pain at it holy shit. The urge to put this woman in her place is overwhelming!!

Wow that is the most insane monster in law story I've ever heard. The MIL is incredibly selfish and entitled, even most karens aren't THAT bad, and the fact the girlfriend saw nothing wrong with that is stunning. I'd be embarrassed beyond words if my mom acted like that and I'd side with the waiter and tell her in front of everyone she's acting like a bitch. I did have problems with my mom, but nothing remotely close to... THAT!! And I'd tip the waiter twenty bucks as an apology to have put up with someone like that, I work customer service and we are bound to get nasty customers now and then but this was jarring...

A part of me wonders if the girlfriend is so used to her mother’s behavior that she honestly believes it’s correct. Which I feel bad about cause this means that six year old is gonna be ruined the same way.

Ending of that first story just gave those fake stories feelings when the person telling it says "and everyone in the room stood up and clapped"

Who did it better? ED or Jeb Bush? “Please clap” 😂

Lmao, the fact that he said "also she had her steak well done, who does that?" is funny as hell. Fr tho, medium rare all the way brother!!

I laughed at the “GIVE ME BACK MY HOLO-CHARZARD!!!!!!”