Another reason I like Emkay, they just proved you can cover this sub without constantly complaining about people not following the sub rules.

Netherite armor: *You think you're better than me?* Nokia armor: *I am better than you.*

it should be a law that every time a reddit channel does r/itemshop they have to do r/bossfight after because they prepared with all of the items

Scalpel: Slashing weapon. When equipped by any [support class], all moves from this weapon used by the holder immediately have 100% accuracy and will result in a critical success. (aka roll 20). Edit(A): Weapon attack 5 so that this thing isn't overpowered. Edit(B): "All moves" means doing anything with the scalpel. (picking locks, amputating small limbs, all attacks are critical hits, etc.) Edit(C): You can only amputate/cut something with a 100% success rate if the target is incapacitated and the target limb/item is smaller than the scalpel itself. (The scalpel is about 4 inches long and 1 inch wide.) Edit(D): Anything with skin that has the durability of wood or higher automatically blocks all attacks made be this weapon (e.g. You can't chop off the fingers of constructs simply because they're small enough). (You all asked for nerfs so here's one.)

*Ban Hammer* Attack: 480 Defense: 30 *Bonus effect:* *50% more effective on bots* *75% less effective on real life people*

it scares me the fact that a chainsaw roomba is something someone can make right now, and it wouldn't take that much effort

Garlic shampoo: *exists* My mom's carrot soap: "Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be LEGENDARY!"

Never go to r/Bossfight without the necessary items from this subreddit. It is very important.

One of my favorite subs, please do more!

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="488">8:08</a> bulldOWOzer: “your up against the wall, AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL” dallas: “why do you have owo on your face” BulldOWOzer: “balancing”

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="320">5:20</a> this thing could kill every god in the multiverse, but take 2 hours to recharge. Luckily, it comes with a plasma stabby stick.

"I'm holding it up like you can see it" Im dying bro

That "Cockroach" doesn't exist, It's a hallucination.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="132">2:12</a> the real benefit is now you don’t have to deal with vampires

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="386">6:26</a> Goliath Bow Cost : 155 Gold Damage : 230 (Critical hit : +10) Armour : 170 Accuracy : 75% Stun chance : 25% Weight : 10kg Description : Can only be used by anyone with a power of 75+. They must be in the *Archer* category. Does 30% more damage to ice and ground enemies. Does 30% less damage to steel and water enemies.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="293">4:53</a> hey it's demolition ranch

*The trinket of Emkay:* Attack: +7000. Depression Defence: +9999. Entertainment: +infinity. Meme Generation: +5300 Wholesomeness: +500 (- 30000 if The Jack if the upside down land is using it) Yes: +99999999999. (Bonus Effect: _Cottage cheese: +500)_ Sounds like a good item ngl.

Meme rifle Attack: yes. Laughter: yes. Defense against boomers: yes. +death by laughter

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="266">4:26</a> Alhamdulillah, brother Robin and little mouse.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="107">1:47</a> I have a bunch of these. They sell them at waltmart.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="179">2:59</a> that noise

Alarm Clock: Artifact 3 uses. Medium area if effect +50 disorientation to normal people +30 heightened senses to vampires

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="185">3:05</a> BOW TO ME MORTALS

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="68">1:08</a> Dang! Bamboozled again.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="98">1:38</a> When you realize that you have seen the strawberry candies Grandmas somehow acquire at a local Asian food store that has everything in udder existence and your mom bought a bag to give out for trick or treat.

"They were close" "Close only counts in horseshoes and han- oh.. oooh... ooooohhhhhh...."

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="300">5:00</a> shit: -1000 smell +1000 fly atraction

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="362">6:02</a> "and then he pulled out a comically large spoon"

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="76">1:16</a>, thats a boss from r/bossfight and his name is Long boye

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="520">8:40</a> Götz vo Berlichen zu Hornberg "mit der eisernen Hand" (with the Iron hand, I will explain this later) was a frankish german knight who lived at the end of the middle ages. He fought in the german peasants' war (on the side of the peasant, forced) and was one of the few who had military experience. He was also know to be some kind of rober and also got a few imperial bans, which were lifted for wars. But the msot important thing about him was his right hand (remember the hand?), which was shot of on the 23rd of june 1504 during the siege of Landshut. This hand (and forearm) was replaced with an iron prosthesis made in Nürnberg. Which is kinda weird because it is know he and the city did not quite like each other. In fact, he had robed so many merchant from the city he got an imperial ban for it. So yeah, quite the man. He also died at 81 years old.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="119">1:59</a> my friend gave some of those to me for Valentine’s Day

Item: forbidden moai (artifact) Attack normal: +60 Charged attack: +100 Forbidding:+9000000 🗿: +10000000000000000000

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="165">2:45</a> Add tape/any sticky material to the recipe in order to combine 'em. Or give the roomba arms, whatevs.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="172">2:52</a> Mister Stabby is big on upgrades.. shin guards no longer effective, new protection guideline run far run fast.

Speakers: Distraction. When used, you place the speakers. And when an enemy goes near it, you start blasting Ed Sheeran. Stats: + 25 Distraction.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="46">0:46</a> ah yes the ultimate boss

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="91">1:31</a> WHY IS THIS SO TRUE *but i just have them and they taste so good*

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="126">2:06</a> they forgot to put "+100 protection against vampire enemies"

emkay is that funny uncle that cracks the best jokes at family gatherings

Behold our lord, Pancake Cat, with syrup, banana for scale.

That "horse" shoe is something every Red Dead Redemption fans would want

Emkay is the the reason I stay up at night just to watch a new video.

That shoe looks like a horse doing a jack-o pose.

ok the Chainsaw Roomba might have an easy crafting recipe, but you gotta remember the multiple items you gotta craft for the Chainsaw and Roomba

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="381">6:21</a> Item asylum players:*war flashbacks*

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="139">2:19</a> You got geodude costume! Read the descripion to see abilities or tecnhiqes. Ability: sturdy. Sturdy allowes the wearer to live on 1HP if a powerful attack makes contact with the wearer. Techniqes: bulldoze. Bulldoze realses a powerful shockwave that deals 50 DMG(10 seaconds cooldown) to all enemies that are near, Rollout. Roll one time per enemy to turn them into bits and deal 40 DMG(4 seaconds cooldown)

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="10">0:10</a> Is that Cuphead music hear, die house nice 👍

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="617">10:17</a> Pretty sure the word 'master' in this case just refers to the old terminology used when talking about drives in computers. It used to be that you could only have so many hard drives in a single computer, and in order to keep things clear, each one connected was given a name related to it's 'rank' in the boot order. You could have the Primary Master, the Primary Slave, the Secondary Master, and the Secondary Slave. If the Primary Master drive fails to boot, the Primary Slave drive boots instead. If the Primary Slave fails to boot, the Secondary Master boots. You probably get it. So this floppy being a 'master' means it's probably meant to be first in the load order. There may be more than one floppy in that package.

My mom and dad had a bad fight just a moment ago, to the point where my dad was covered in blood, this video made it easier to not acknowledge that.

The tomabunny was so cute that I wouldn't want to eat it, and I don't even like tomatoes, except as ketchup or spaghetti sauce

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="110">1:50</a> my older sis has those

If the R/ItemShop subreddit had a game based around it, I'd play the HELL out that game. Anyone with me?

Imagine how much time a person who is making a game with all the items in r/itemshop will be in the sub reddit

I love this subreddit way too much.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="190">3:10</a> that actually did take away part of my depression. Wierd.

I would block the person who sended that picture ("horshoe") for at least a year, no matter how much i know or love that person

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="260">4:20</a> y'all not rockin with the megamind shrine??

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="333">5:33</a> 5 damage +10 confusion 25% chance 5 dmg is 10 dmg +20 knockback Weakness is fire type

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="542">9:02</a> Nobody wrote left-handed back then anyways

The Mythical Pig-Crab Description: “None knew from whence it came, but it made for a dish fit for the king when it was promptly baked with cheese and served with baked potatoes.”

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="407">6:47</a> why did he sound like that one guy on the hotel commercial

*Emkay's middle finger every intro:* *Damage: 10000000.* *Speed: 10000000.*

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="437">7:17</a> I had an idea similar to this, but instead it’s a barbarian that decided to just wrench a ballista from its post and use it like an over-the-shoulder bazooka

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="587">9:47</a> bruh that's literally my new tab background

Gonna leave this timestamp of <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="160">2:40</a>, for the chainsaw rooba.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="502">8:22</a> for context: There was a post inbetween the two that said "That first bottle is also filled with liquidised cocaine". Guessing they had to cut it out because of the Algorithm.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="604">10:04</a> eyy that’s Allen pan!

Would’ve been better if they turned the chainsaw sideways instead of up. Up it can only do pierce (stab) attacks, but sideways it can do both a pierce (stab) and slash attack (spin attack)

You should mix this with r/boss fight then the item shop item you get you have to use to fight the boss

Okay, the protestor with a giant spoon is a Chad.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="203">3:23</a> omg a Pikmin reference

That horseshoe needs a horseshoe to defeat at least one boss

(item: a saw stick into a rocket) Name: sticker 100+ intimidation, 1000+ damage, Ability: makes everybody near to it expect you will have a fear of death

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="530">8:50</a> If he lost his right arm in a siege, why is that a left hand?

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="5">0:05</a> I would buy that specifically to make my friends uncomfortable

This makes me loose hope I'm the sanity of humanity but it's so chaotic to the point where it's funny

So nobody gonna even bring up the fact that this sub would fit perfectly with r/bossfight??

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="354">5:54</a> Does double damage to ice enemies

I love that he is still using my idea for saying 'whats poppin im robin' and i love your vidoes man they are hilarious keep this amazing work upp

LOL I never seen this subreddit before but I love it xD I especially love that Robin's doing the voice. also the cat painting <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="185">3:05</a> I think there's a phot somewhere like it

I would've called <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="242">4:02</a> an abacuts

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="481">8:01</a> Gimme dat! What's the price, I wanna have that! 📸🦊✨

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="233">3:53</a> Yup Baldi quit from His Math Teachers Job and never want to see this guy With this Sword again

That roomba is ready to RIP AND TEAR

1500 yards is basically 1500 meters, who ever did that math is really bad.

do r/bossfight next so we can think how our battles against them will go with the items we chose here

my favourite subreddit, thank

those strawberry candies were my favorite when I was little! I figured out if you stash them away and let them age long enough, they get soft on the outside

Just once, I would like Robin to introduce himself as "the only good one."

I’m not gonna lie but The Genocidal Roomba killed me haha, I’m totally fine. (I am not going to say which “killed” I meant because there is a genocidal roomba holding me hostage)

I love subreddits like this

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="105">1:45</a> There is a small candy shop in a German imagrent themed tourist town in Iowa called the Amana colonies were the primary industry is hand crafted furniture. In that candy store there is an entire bin of these. I once bought a bag, they were lovely.

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Rob, you are the funniest person to ever make me laugh, and these are too hilarious to not laugh at

I like the selection of thumbnails you choose, this one was perfect

The sword of the "K." + 100 uncomfortable to enemy - 25 conversing skill points + 60 dry conversation

The 'what's poppin', I'm Robin' is just 😌👌

I like how At the start when It shows the Texts (Picture of Horseshoe here) ``NO`` "its a horseshoe" ``No` "Why are you afraid of the Truth?" Always gets me

HOLY CRAP,MY POST IS ACTUALLY IN AN EMKAY VIDEO- Just to clarify,it was the Horse Shoe one. Loved the video,by the way!

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="233">3:53</a> Stabbicus!