Ayo that Age gap story- Daddy raised a fucking menace and can't find his medicine

I had someone cut in line in front of me, ignoring my personal space. So I just started sneezing on him, blaming allergies. He didn't stay in line very long.

4th story with dumb boss: He had a golden goose he could’ve just sat on and let do their thing, but he decided to try to get it to lay more and it flew the coop.

“When you’re in the front of the line, you can’t see the people behind you” Somehow this feels like a life insight. 😂Thanks rSlash.

Heh. I heard of one guy who joked that he would trade in his 40-year old wife for two 20-year olds and she just frowned slightly and, with pity in her eyes, said “you wouldn’t know what to do with two 20’s” Ego = wrecked

The story of the daughter finding a fake old boyfriend is the same plot of an Italian Christmas movie called "Christmas in love" featuring *Danny DeVito

Backyard: With the campfire logs, they definitely felt offended with OP asking them to postpone for a bit and thought this was their own petty revenge. Like, not only building a fire that was blowing smoke into OP's place, but also breaking fire safety laws. Hope that fire was worth it because they'll never have that fire ever again (unless they want to throw away money in the form of fines, then go ahead)

Story 6: That's really sad, OP wanted to do something special for his dog, only to be ruined by the neighbors who prolonged the burning on purpose just to be AHs. Very petty revenge though, I hope the neighbors lives with the fact that they denied a dying dog of his special day.

The dog story: I would call the fire department on non-emergency line after first two hours, and explain the situation. I'm pretty sure they would find a good reason to put the fire out and leave the neighbor with a fine. I'm also pretty sure they did that on purpose because they didn't like OP and the dog. 5/5 buttholes for them...

As an Aussie story 2 made me proud 😂 those birds are noisy as hell too

Geez, that story about the doggo really got to me. They just wanted to give her one last day outside!! I hope she had a good last day regardless of all that. 😭

S2: I find the pettiness delightfully fun. But I feel so infuriated at the mother because she’s staying with a cruel, perverted good-for-nothing trash and the poor four year old girl is getting so much abuse from him. Coming from someone who is still getting over years and years of verbal, mental, and emotional abuse from a sadistic and very immature ex sperm donor, that girl will be the same if her mother doesn’t stand up and leave. And don’t give me “she’s scared of him”, or “she might not have anywhere to go”. Her child should always come first, and there’s shelters for her to stay.

The McDonalds line story...I like that the person called them social influenzas...LOL That's the most accurate description of influencers I've ever seen.

All of the petty in these stories are just too good.😂😂😂😂 Also, commenter trip story: I went to Italy once and had a (possibly oblivious) obnoxious person in my tour group. She would always talk over the trout guide at points, either jumped in or pushed other aside while taking pictures, always loudly complained about stuff, etc. It took so much restraint to not cuss her out because she almost knocked me down when I had a really good shot lined up. No apology. Just took her picture and kept going. Sadly no petty revenge….unless you count drunkenly spilling good champagne on her (hey I was 4 bottles in…the whole group was)

Last story: the part where he says he wouldn’t trust a 3rd world doctor with a scrape on his knees makes me laugh because I live in a 3rd world country and people literally fly here to get heart surgery

I love listening to r/slash in the morning going to work and when I get ready for class in the morning during the school year.

How heartless do you need to be to be the only reason a dying, beloved family dog doesn't get at least 1 hour backyard time before getting put down? They got off easy 😮‍💨

Story 8: queue jumping Almost eight years ago I was waiting in line at the corner store/gas station by my house. All of us who are regulars will line up down the candy aisle to wait for the next open register (there were three at the time), with the first person standing slightly out. This left plenty of room for folks entering to go to the coffee and sodas. On this, VERY, hot Sunday afternoon in July I was standing, first in line with my husband. I had a soda in my hand and my husband was holding his own drink and several snacks as we knew the next several hours were bound to be long. Well, the person checking out finishes and this guy, early twenties, just steps up and goes to the counter. Mind you, the queue is six people deep. I say, "Excuse me, there is a line." He turns around smirking, because what am I going to do about it, right? Except he instead sees a 42 week pregnant woman. (The long hours were because I was going to the hospital to be induced.) He just sort of withered as the clerk just looked at him with contempt (the clerk had been there most mornings I went in to grab breakfast on my way to work) and he was getting no sympathy from anyone else. He just slunk to the back of the line. It wasn't glorious or impressive. But it is a fun memory from a very long 96 hours. (96 from induction to release from hospital.)

Story one... "Throw the birdseed on his gym equipment"! Bwahahaha! Gave me a good laugh. 😅 Tour group story.... When visiting several foreign liberty ports while in the US Navy, I saw many entitled American Tourists, made me rather embarassed. They act like our US Constitution/BOR gives them the right to be AHs in foreign countries. 😡

The old Joe story is a work of art lol

*2nd-Last Story:* Reading the text to the story, OP typing "social influenza" was one of those typos that work out just as well, if not better, than what was intended. 😆

I had to do a double take on RSlash's pronunciation of Spokane. That caught me off guard.

as a washingtonian i had an aneurysm when he mispronounced spokane

As a PNW native the way Spokane was said was like nails on chalkboard lmao

I love how r/Slash said "gallah" like 'gala'. As an Aussie, I pronounce it like guh-laah but I wouldn't be surpried if I'm pronouncing it wrong lmao

Laughing in Australian over the cockatoos and galahs having a feast and pooping on the cars. I agree, throw it on the equipment.

As a person from Spokane. It is pronounced: spo-Can

The last story: "We've seen you at the front of the line, we thought you have already boarded."

Lol, your pronunciation of "Spokane" is amusing. Probably the quickest way to respond to the phrase "Tell me you've never been to Washington state without telling me you've never been to Washington state".

R/SLASH CREW, ASSEMBLE!!!

The story about the two twenties reminded me of a friend whose wife was turning forty. He told her that when she turned 40 he was going to turn her in for two twenties, she replied that he wasn't wired for 220.

Sorry but for that last one, I would have stated that it wasn't my job to keep track of you. 🤣🤣 "Why didn't you come find me?!?" Because you are not my problem nor my job. smh THE AUDACITY!!

Oh come on, just call the fire department to wake up the neighbors as well as giving him a fine. Then call the fencing company.

Wait, am I stupid? Why does she even need to build a fence to screw the firepit neighbor? From the description, both homes were within the 50 foot zone where if she contacted the city, they wouldn't be allowed to have their firepit...

I've heard the dog story before and it breaks my heart every time! What absolute monsters.

im sorry but that dog payback was the saddest pushover story of the year, they definitely did not care.

I really feel that dog story. Years ago I had to put down my childhood dog, and the person doing the procedure was kind enough to do a house call. We wanted to have our dog enjoy the backyard as she fell asleep because she loved being out there. Unfortunately my Karen neighbor threw a fit. I was living in a duplex at the time, and the backyard was shared space. She startes going off about how she didn't want her two boys to 'witness death' at such a young age, saying they would be traumatized for life if my dog passed away in the backyard. Her youngest was 10, and her kids weren't even outside! She was also the landlord's sister-in-law, and she threatened to call the landlord and get us in trouble with him. So instead of my dog enjoying her last moments in her favorite spot we took her back inside the house and had it done inside...

The Egypt one 🤣 my grapist went on his honeymoon to Egypt and had that exact same issue, he broke his arm and told his wife "I'll just have it fixed properly when we get home" he got sepsis and died 🤷🏻‍♀️

I love the misspelling in the fast food story. 'Social Influenzas' instead of 'Social influencers'. That is the best mistake ever.

There's no need to desecrate an innocent book!

Story 2: as an Australian (Indigenous) let me help ya out. Lol OP misspelt *Galah - say it like Gar-la. The 'Gar' is like 'Car'. The H is silent. ALSO! Galah can be used as a slang word to call someone silly. Galahs are the redish-pink/gray, 'shy' ones. Cockatoos are the white, loud, angry ones.

The story with dad and the younger woman is funny because if that dad didn’t care she would have done that for nothing and she would definitely fold before he does.

"Fast Food Line" story. I think this guy has hit upon something. From what I have seen and read, I think it is a very appropriate title for "Social Infuenzas."

13:21 The fire pit burners... Out county states if you see an unattended fire, to call the fire department. If no one is on site by the time they arrive... The home owner gets a huge fine! 🤣

Story 2 is beautiful, I love how OP did their revenge

You know I think it’s time r slash had a theme song 😊

Poor old joe :-(. He's being treated as less than a person

When I was in graduate school, I drove charter motor coach. The charter industry has high times and low times. Greyhound has high times and low times. They cross perfectly. So, one Christmas area, since the company I drove for picked up overflow routes for Greyhound. Our coaches were a whole lot nicer than the Greyhound coaches. I was supposed to go from Columbus, Ohio to Saint Louis, Missouri (a nice strait shot across I-70). It was a, "local" trip (which means stopping at every small, podunk town along the route). When I arrived at the Columbus terminal, I was put on an, "express" to Dayton, Ohio (again, a nice strait shot across I-70). The, "local" was scheduled to take about five hours. The, "express," with no stops took about 2.5 hours. So we loaded up, I put on a movie (why not? I had TVs for that and had a VHS tape in my driver bag) and drove straight to Dayton. We were in Dayton THREE HOURS EARLY!!! One woman got off the bus, found the terminal manager and I witnessed as she, "Karened" her way through complaining, not about the driving, not about the movie, not about the temperature inside the coach, not about me, the driver, but get this--that we were three hours early!!! I'm quite sure she would have complained about being given a glass of ice water if she was standing in fire and brimstone in the midsts of hell. (Actually, she was probably looking for that extra three hours to take another hit of heroin.)

story 3: OP is a psychopath, wow

Age difference story: “I’m tired of his blatant disrespect and disregard of my feelings”. Uh-huh. And what about your blatant disrespect and disregard of his feelings? Just because it’s squick to you, just because it’s transactional and not emotional, doesn’t mean that only your feelings matter. Hell, it’s barely any of your business at all.

14:15 dude people have no idea how to create and make lines anymore. Some dude yesterday at the bank walked in and stood in the door. It’s 85°F at 10AM … he wouldn’t let me inside and was basically making me stand outside of the bank instead of wrapping the line inside. People are so stupid.

Story 6: At first I supported the neighbors as it is technically their property and whether or not the smoke ends up in OP’s yard doesn’t really make them AHs, I don’t think them deciding to still have a fire on their own property is bratty behavior at all. HOWEVER, the way they lied and then prolonged the burning is messed up man 😭😭 I no longer supported them after that

Misspelling social influencers as Social Influenza (flu) is probably the best thing I've seen this week. I'm sad r/slash didn't read it "correctly".

The old boss from the 3rd story should have hired OP to manage that store. How do you let that opportunity pass you up, ridiculous.

How many Washingtonians got triggered by how Rslash said Spokane? 😂 me too besties

Fence story: Oh yeah you really showed them, didn't you? Accruing a huge expense for yourself after you just got done saying the fire pit was ALREADY too close to existing structures. Way to go, Menloe.

Fire pit story: yeah, they were being totally malicious at that point and had it coming.

Let me tell you a story on why you ALWAYS treat the people who work with you with respect. I am just ending my first year as a school night custodian and have a job as a media attendant lined up for another school. But that isn't important. What is important is this one teacher in my assigned hall. Let's call her Ms.T for tattletale. You would think an elementary school teacher and supposed hater of drama would learn not to tell tall tales and tattle but hey. Anyway, my job in a classroom is to wipe desks, sweep floors, take out trash, and occasionally mop when needed. What I normally do is treat each room like it's my moms room ( a teacher herself) and do all this plus boards, counters, any full pencil sharpeners, and had a mop schedule so each room had a decent amount of mops a week with a graffiti remover that removes crayon and all other marks (time doesn't allow an everyday). Well Ms. K left one day ad came back without me noticing that night, at the time I had already but the super slippery graffiti remover on the trouble spots. She then went around to anyone who would listen the next day about how dangerous it was and how I shouldn't be allowed to put that down if teachers are there... well if you come back how was I to know? Magic apparently. So after a 'talk' with my supervisor I stopped doing the graffiti remover and she had the worst looking floors ever. She complained once and after I told her that since I can't know when she is going to come back and she finds it dangerous, I found it safest to not do so at all. Shut her right up. I have several other stories about her but I feel this fits petty revenge the best. By the end of the year I did the bare minimum in her class and made sure she knew how much I did for everyone else through gossip.

As someone who has lived near the area, It's Spo-can not Spo-cain. Or if you're feeling silly Spookaloo.

Lol, I don't blame you Rslash. I live north of the city. Spokane is pronounced "Spo-can." If you're wondering why, it's because the name in Native.

Lol i was born in spokane *spo-can Never heard it pronounced spocain before XD love ya dabs thx for keeping me on my toes

11:00 I have an 8 heart of pitty; I didn't need this before work... 😢 15:13 Excuse me what? Egypt had universities before America was even stolen. Egypt had plumbing while Europeans were still flinging our waste like the cavemen we were...

Eating a $15,000 bill for the sake of your dying friend, I can freaking respect that

Flying back from the U.K. while watching this! Great way to pass the time on a 7-hour flight!

That Aussie story, that’s classic…I bet the blokes we’re watching footy (either AFL or NRL)

This neighbour is a bully because getting his maté blocking his neighbour driveway. Everyone doesn’t know football is winter to spring game. This means March to September. Match to May is Autumn, June to August is winter and September is starting spring

See, I'm one of those perpetually paranoid morons who's always like, "am I in the right line?" Or "is this the right line for X?"

I’ve been waiting for the Alfredo Linguine thumbnail

I love the age difference story, that was hilarious!

R/slash : *posts* me: finally, my only motivation for daily cleaning!!

I hate greyhound busses, I took a trip from bullhead city Az to Cleveland Ms. Had my headset stolen, watched a guy get tazed because he was trying to fight the driver, and had a guy offer me 700$ for my bank account

We had a guy. I real rocket scientist, not the expression kind, always playing metal music overly loud before sound curfew lifted. I got out my monk chant music and played it all day every time he started his music. They moved shortly after.

One correction, my dear RSlash. It's pronounced SpoCAN even though it's spelled "Spokane". Yes, we know it's weird 😂 Otherwise, love the video!

Story 3: Yeah, with the age gap and the transactional nature of the relationship, I'd be questioning his view of women as well. I don't know, it's pretty icky to me

It's spo-CAN. We made the same issue when we first moved to WA.

Doggo story: break out the garden hose...

Story 3. I'm A little concerned that she lead him on a little there, when really, I would prefer a bit more up front detail for that sort of thing, but it's not like she blatently lied to him either as far as I understand. Alas, my opinion is probably not popular, though that might also be because I am one of those weirdos who doesn't care as much about age differences provided everyone's above the age of consent. We set aside so many learning years, and if your parents haven't prepped you in that time for the real world, then they've failed you. Like I said, honesty is more important to me than two consenting adults who are fully aware of what the other wants.

Annoying tourist story: He wouldn't notice he was in the wrong line anyway because he had to pass by the line and see who was in it, but he didn't do that, so he was so self absorbed that he probably would think that he is in the right line and the rest don't.

I wouldn’t have even reported them, I’d just add their house to it

No one comes off as particularly likable in the third post, not even OP. She’s the one that “persued” Joe yet she’s acting as if he’s the predator that came onto her. She’s also very judgmental and though she does have some good points her constant insults towards Becky were distasteful. Also, wasn’t there a video a while back where someone was happy to be a gold digger and got a ton of support for being smart and clever?

Small PSA, Spokane is pronounced like Spo-can :] Love your videos!

9:41 as soon as RSlash said Spokane's name as how tourists say it, INSTANTLY flinched at that n silent went "Oh... Yay... Few times the city I adore getting name dropped the usual way." Usual way to say it without folks here staring you down like they would coyotes and bears here... Spo as you start saying Spoke and Ane part like tour saying the name Ann. Still, nice hearing that city be said in a video, just saving folks outside Washington the death stares if ever here.

What mic do you use? It has sounded amazing throughout your vids.

While I prefer older myself, there are limits. I don't go out with anyone more than 15 years older. Never anyone who wanted to date me because I was younger then their kids

why go to a beautiful place just to be angry? lol

In Israel when I was there in 2019 there was a tourist that didn't follow instructions. He was promptly banned from the group and told to find his own way home from Jerusalem to Tel Aviv.

Yaaay nightly Rslash

Getting ready to head to bed, so excited to listen to this!

burnings go on all the time, it's not fair to dictate what your neighbours do

What’s even the purpose of being in the front of the line when you’re boarding a plane???

ironic how op in story 3 questions her dads views on women while also having some questionable views on women

Heads up. Spokane is pronounced SpoCAN

Not as dramatic as The Food Opie, but a bud worked odd hours at his old place because a) he was nocturnal and liked working later, and b) they needed coverage for some Very Big Clients after-hours. So he made his own hours to satisfy both needs. New Manager starts "laying down the law" and forces him to come in at 9 instead of noon or later. Kfine, he's now a 9-5er. Immediately stops babysitting processes going on in the evening. Immediately stops being available after-hours for the client *and* management. Keeps to strict 9-5 hours as he was told. New Manager tries armtwisting him to still do that work after-hours. Nope. Not gonna happen. Processes get stuck and only get fixed the next morning, so all the stuff that could've been processed now happens during the day with everyone else using the system too, bogging it down. VIP Client is furious not having support/coverage at odd hours, and he just tells them he was ordered to adjust his hours to 9-5, so that's what he had to do. New Manager still wouldn't budge, gets HR involved, has to take 9-5er's side that they can't force him to work after-hours when he's putting in his mandated hours. Tension, he finds another job, Bad Things happen at the old job, the usual. Okay, it *sounds* dramatic, but it wasn't, at least not the way he was telling it. Was just "You asked for it, so you got it".

Just an FYI. Spokane, though spelled with an 'e', is pronounced spo-can. So basically you ignore the 'e'.

r/Slash - just as a little FYI, at 2.37 you say the word “gallahs”. You pronounced it like Gala (as in Gala Day or Gala Apple). This word is pronounced “Ga-Lah, with emphasis on both syllables. Also in Australian English, apart from the term referring to a bird, it also used as an insult as it means fool/idiot.

SPOKANE MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️ mispronounced....but MENTIONED🎉

I think destroying somebody's property is a step to far in the bus ride story.

Good morning rslash crew

Story one it's so sad he wasted four summer's of his life he won't get back to do that petty crap to op. 😂 🤦‍♂️

Story 1-I like a good petty revenge as much as the next person, but I gotta ask. Is being loud until 3am and blocking someone else's driveway even LEGAL in Australia? Cause it's not in America. In America, you can't be super loud past a certain time (I think it's 10 or 11pm), nor can you block in driveways