Ayo that Age gap story- Daddy raised a fucking menace and can't find his medicine
@charlesmaxey9342Ай бұрын
Honestly, that's none of her business in who her dad dates. She can not like it all she wants, that's her perogative but she an a-hole and DEFINITELY petty.
@bryn1063Ай бұрын
That story was so satisfying. Kinda sad it was short 🤣
@arthurramirez5665Ай бұрын
Absolutely nothing wrong with a consenting adult dating another consenting adult.
@EarlofCheese0Ай бұрын
@@bryn1063I want to know the conversation after, like, what did the dad say?
@Melvin_Master_of_RainbowsАй бұрын
@@EarlofCheese0 Me, too! I hope there will be an update.
@H3xx99Ай бұрын
I had someone cut in line in front of me, ignoring my personal space. So I just started sneezing on him, blaming allergies. He didn't stay in line very long.
@Lovesausage269Ай бұрын
lol my grandma farted on a Karen that did this behind her
@yourpalemerald4661Ай бұрын
4th story with dumb boss: He had a golden goose he could’ve just sat on and let do their thing, but he decided to try to get it to lay more and it flew the coop.
@danielbrant6740Ай бұрын
At least this proverbial golden goose flew the coop, unlike what normally happens to them in those type of fables.
@josefineandersen2165Ай бұрын
New bosses shall always show their power by changeing things.
@pentagrin4157Ай бұрын
Lmao my last job lost me because they wouldn't do shit about workplace harassment + denying me my full workers' rights and accommodations (I have autism ) we were already severely understaffed (housekeepers in a care facility) and the pay was ABYSMAL for full time work. $600 a month is NOT enough for rent, let alone bills or food. (Luckily I live with family so it wasn't an issue) I was one of maybe two housekeepers out of our whole thing that actually CLEANED-cleaned (Given I was 19 my back and knees didn't hate me then) and the other one who did a great job with cleaning quit (don't remember what for) and the workplace harassment and denial of the other stuff got to me after around a year. My breaking point was when my boss *forbade* me from attending a work-related event that'd have taken place *during my lunch break.* Aka when I was clocked out, still IN the building and it was an event employees of all sorts (housekeepers, physical therapists, ect) were allowed to join in on. So I wrote out my two weeks notice and attended the event anyhow
@mariposa9506Ай бұрын
That scheduling sounds irresponsible.
@Turbo_WaitressАй бұрын
“When you’re in the front of the line, you can’t see the people behind you” Somehow this feels like a life insight. 😂Thanks rSlash.
@kalifogg6610Ай бұрын
Before getting in line for the bus ride home from school I always looked for kids who I knew were on my bus and saw what line they were in before getting in it; never led me wrong.
@improv6132Ай бұрын
Heh. I heard of one guy who joked that he would trade in his 40-year old wife for two 20-year olds and she just frowned slightly and, with pity in her eyes, said “you wouldn’t know what to do with two 20’s” Ego = wrecked
@bigjalapeno7061Ай бұрын
Epic
@SquashyPanАй бұрын
The story of the daughter finding a fake old boyfriend is the same plot of an Italian Christmas movie called "Christmas in love" featuring *Danny DeVito
@samhainnc9416Ай бұрын
Im sure thats where they got the idea to make up the story.
@shitneyb5562Ай бұрын
Ew 😂
@bigjalapeno7061Ай бұрын
Lol
@yukikitsune7366Ай бұрын
Was De Vito the creepy dad or the old fake boyfriend?
@wickiwo1098Ай бұрын
...or maybe Danny DeVito...
@silverflight01Ай бұрын
Backyard: With the campfire logs, they definitely felt offended with OP asking them to postpone for a bit and thought this was their own petty revenge. Like, not only building a fire that was blowing smoke into OP's place, but also breaking fire safety laws. Hope that fire was worth it because they'll never have that fire ever again (unless they want to throw away money in the form of fines, then go ahead)
@lanychabot-laroche135Ай бұрын
It was the same "You can't tell me what to do, this is a free country" energy that we've seen so much in the last years.
@gecko2.617Ай бұрын
I would have been more petty than OP... I would feel threatened by a fire that close and call the firedepartment...
@wolcekАй бұрын
Offended... Such a fragile egos.
@MrCrunchytimeАй бұрын
I don't know, I feel like OP's lying. The fact that they didn't call the police and/or fire department for what seems like an illegal burning is incredibly telling. There's a distinct Karen energy to it. I think the REAL story is that OP started harassing their neighbors over what was probably a reasonable and legal use of a fire pit. Maybe it was for the dog, maybe it wasn't.
@dracko158Ай бұрын
Story 6: That's really sad, OP wanted to do something special for his dog, only to be ruined by the neighbors who prolonged the burning on purpose just to be AHs. Very petty revenge though, I hope the neighbors lives with the fact that they denied a dying dog of his special day.
@lanychabot-laroche135Ай бұрын
I'm fairly sure they see it as a win. Cruelty is the point.
@Josh_the_jesterАй бұрын
I'm pretty sure there's also an ordinance that states you can't leave a fire unsupervised on your property either because how can you control the fire if you can't see it? With that aside, it's painstakingly clear they did it out of spite. They saw a kid and his dog out and thought, "imma smoke em out." Some people are just energetic to accountability
@zachary6425Ай бұрын
I hope op makes the rest of their lives a living hell for this.
@lancerevell5979Ай бұрын
Those d-bags don't care. I had neighbors burning trash in their yard, while my late Mom was suffering from COPD, was having trouble breathing clearly. They didn't care. AHs are AHs everywhere. 😡
@wowgek7Ай бұрын
hes nicer then me though I would have called the cops and let them stop it and make sure to ruin their life as much as possibvle every single day without breaking the law
@urgon6321Ай бұрын
The dog story: I would call the fire department on non-emergency line after first two hours, and explain the situation. I'm pretty sure they would find a good reason to put the fire out and leave the neighbor with a fine. I'm also pretty sure they did that on purpose because they didn't like OP and the dog. 5/5 buttholes for them...
@alsanovaАй бұрын
I was thinking the same!
@Sorchia56Ай бұрын
Absolutely! Our fire brigade would be there in moments to not only extinguish the fire but fine them. Our Garda and Fire Brigade LOVE dogs and wee ones, they despise people like that nasty neighbour! I’m so happy we’ve no neighbours within 8km of us. I’d lose my mind from all the stories I’ve heard or be in a cell!
@urgon6321Ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure that any person that risks their life to save others would empathize and act accordingly in such a situation.
@Sarahjumma97Ай бұрын
As an Aussie story 2 made me proud 😂 those birds are noisy as hell too
@JamesDavy2009Ай бұрын
Anyone who hears the squawk of a sulphur crested cockatoo will know what we mean.
@Indi_Waffle_GirlАй бұрын
Geez, that story about the doggo really got to me. They just wanted to give her one last day outside!! I hope she had a good last day regardless of all that. 😭
@poohbear4515Ай бұрын
S2: I find the pettiness delightfully fun. But I feel so infuriated at the mother because she’s staying with a cruel, perverted good-for-nothing trash and the poor four year old girl is getting so much abuse from him. Coming from someone who is still getting over years and years of verbal, mental, and emotional abuse from a sadistic and very immature ex sperm donor, that girl will be the same if her mother doesn’t stand up and leave. And don’t give me “she’s scared of him”, or “she might not have anywhere to go”. Her child should always come first, and there’s shelters for her to stay.
@stevenandcarminabeedle9089Ай бұрын
Except that if he’s threatening her in such a way she may feel like she is putting her child first. There’s not nearly enough information to go off of. I’m so sorry for whatever happened to you and that maybe your mother couldn’t leave as soon as she might’ve wanted, but every single situation is so different all we can do is support her and hope he is well on his way to being her ex by now.
@IkajoАй бұрын
Never blame the victim, it won't do anything. People can feel trapped for a number of reasons.
@poohbear4515Ай бұрын
@@stevenandcarminabeedle9089 Thank you, it truly means a lot. And i do understand what you mea. It did take her till i was around 13-15 when she finally was able to divorce him, but the damage had already been done, plus the court(even with all the evidence of his horrible abuse towards us)hated kids so we were still forced to see him over the weekends until we were old enough to make our decisions. She is a great mother, just took her too long to see how bad our lives were with “him”. I just feel so angry, and also sad that mothers and fathers too that deal with that kind of abuse and kids are involved. Ive read stories that kids in those kinds of homes and their mothers/fathers continued to stay in a very toxic relationship so they had to resort to either run away, or fight through it till their able to move out. Some dont ever talk to their parents cause they believe they failed them, which is why i never talked to the trash who ruined my childhood. I do hope she does leave him and that poor girl wont be too damaged.
@SABRMatt2010Ай бұрын
The McDonalds line story...I like that the person called them social influenzas...LOL That's the most accurate description of influencers I've ever seen.
@sayadiva123Ай бұрын
All of the petty in these stories are just too good.😂😂😂😂 Also, commenter trip story: I went to Italy once and had a (possibly oblivious) obnoxious person in my tour group. She would always talk over the trout guide at points, either jumped in or pushed other aside while taking pictures, always loudly complained about stuff, etc. It took so much restraint to not cuss her out because she almost knocked me down when I had a really good shot lined up. No apology. Just took her picture and kept going. Sadly no petty revenge….unless you count drunkenly spilling good champagne on her (hey I was 4 bottles in…the whole group was)
@bigjalapeno7061Ай бұрын
Well that's dumb. Sure you spilled on her but it's sad that it was good stuff
@sayadiva123Ай бұрын
@@bigjalapeno7061 got another bottle in no time. Good stuff kept flowin
@Crow.TheodoreАй бұрын
Last story: the part where he says he wouldn’t trust a 3rd world doctor with a scrape on his knees makes me laugh because I live in a 3rd world country and people literally fly here to get heart surgery
@gecko2.617Ай бұрын
don't forget that China is considered a 3rd world country and gets development funding from Europe... 😂😂
@lilithlux8127Ай бұрын
People forget third world doesn't mean poor and stupid.
@j.j.juggernaut9709Ай бұрын
Same here. Our doctors are some of the best in the whole world. Yes we do fall back on other stuff but medical industry is not one of them
@clarky23Ай бұрын
agreed. I'm an American now living in the Philippines with severe eye issues (fighting blindness) and an amputee. I get just as good if not better care here than in the States with lower costs. One example: an eye injection I have to get every year or so to help preent malecular degeneration costs me about $3300 AFTER Medicare pays its share, while in the Philippines, the same injection (done the EXACT SAME WAY AND SAFETY PRECAUTIONS) costs me $270 out of pocket TOTAL (NO insurance whatsoever). Same drug. And that's just one example. Never plan on returning to the States.
@JamesDavy2009Ай бұрын
@@lilithlux8127 It means a country that was neither in the Axis faction (second world) nor the Allies faction (first world) in WWII.
@Nao-po3dxАй бұрын
I love listening to r/slash in the morning going to work and when I get ready for class in the morning during the school year.
@bigjalapeno7061Ай бұрын
Yea when I was still in school I'd listen to him during breaks. His videos would could out right at the right time
@ajjamsen694Ай бұрын
How heartless do you need to be to be the only reason a dying, beloved family dog doesn't get at least 1 hour backyard time before getting put down? They got off easy 😮💨
@teslagod7221Ай бұрын
This is called "petty revenge", not "nuclear revenge". Thus, it is just as minor as possible but still inflicted some damage. And as for the case you're whining about, the neighbors got fined and most likely would never be able to use their fire pit...
@SomethingOrOther506Ай бұрын
@@ajjamsen694 57 Likes, In 15 Hours? Bro Fell Off
@ajjamsen694Ай бұрын
@@SomethingOrOther506 wow...are you *THAT* butthurt you get no attention? 🤣 I mean, I get why. The only reason I'm giving you any is cause someone has to tell you how pathetic you are cause I doubt your mommy will tell you the truth.
@ajjamsen694Ай бұрын
@teslagod7221 boo hoo? They could have given OP an hour. Why did they have to burn all that shit right at that moment? Now they can't use it at all. Sucks to suck
@teslagod7221Ай бұрын
@@ajjamsen694 bitter that the neighbors got punished because they are heartless monsters? Or you feeling ghosted? 🤔
@KellyDVanceАй бұрын
Story 8: queue jumping Almost eight years ago I was waiting in line at the corner store/gas station by my house. All of us who are regulars will line up down the candy aisle to wait for the next open register (there were three at the time), with the first person standing slightly out. This left plenty of room for folks entering to go to the coffee and sodas. On this, VERY, hot Sunday afternoon in July I was standing, first in line with my husband. I had a soda in my hand and my husband was holding his own drink and several snacks as we knew the next several hours were bound to be long. Well, the person checking out finishes and this guy, early twenties, just steps up and goes to the counter. Mind you, the queue is six people deep. I say, "Excuse me, there is a line." He turns around smirking, because what am I going to do about it, right? Except he instead sees a 42 week pregnant woman. (The long hours were because I was going to the hospital to be induced.) He just sort of withered as the clerk just looked at him with contempt (the clerk had been there most mornings I went in to grab breakfast on my way to work) and he was getting no sympathy from anyone else. He just slunk to the back of the line. It wasn't glorious or impressive. But it is a fun memory from a very long 96 hours. (96 from induction to release from hospital.)
@lancerevell5979Ай бұрын
Story one... "Throw the birdseed on his gym equipment"! Bwahahaha! Gave me a good laugh. 😅 Tour group story.... When visiting several foreign liberty ports while in the US Navy, I saw many entitled American Tourists, made me rather embarassed. They act like our US Constitution/BOR gives them the right to be AHs in foreign countries. 😡
@JamesDavy2009Ай бұрын
😒 Every Yank worth their salt should know that their Constitution (especially 1A) doesn't apply in foreign lands.
@Dani.J.Ай бұрын
The old Joe story is a work of art lol
@SherriLyle80sАй бұрын
It really is. I wish I was a fly on that table when it went down 😂
@Josh_the_jesterАй бұрын
Modern art
@tridek1949Ай бұрын
A work of fiction, you mean. Still hilarious though.
@adamb89Ай бұрын
Even if that story were true, they all deserve each other lol. What bunch of clods.
@alexanderhenby1362Ай бұрын
I don't know. I know enough people with dads that date super young gold diggers when they divorce and I work with enough older men with daughters who would 100 percent agree to be "Old Joe" I know a senator who pulled the opposite, his daughter was with a guy 20 years older than him and he thought it was super gross, so he took a young LA to a party. Really pretty girl, blonde, College Republicans type. Daughter dumped the guy soon after the party.
@danielbrant6740Ай бұрын
*2nd-Last Story:* Reading the text to the story, OP typing "social influenza" was one of those typos that work out just as well, if not better, than what was intended. 😆
@hannathehumblebard101Ай бұрын
Right? That's what I'm calling them from now on.
@JamesDavy2009Ай бұрын
Some mistakes make the world better.
@mindlessmeat4055Ай бұрын
I had to do a double take on RSlash's pronunciation of Spokane. That caught me off guard.
@GinfuzeАй бұрын
as a washingtonian i had an aneurysm when he mispronounced spokane
@davidscott1340Ай бұрын
I live in North Idaho and also freaked out over it.
@SparDangerАй бұрын
Same here!
@JamesDavy2009Ай бұрын
Welcome to my world-my country has a lot of towns with weird pronunciations and mispronouncing them would get you outed as a crazy tourist at best and a target of piss taking at worst. Then there are the pomegranates that dumped their convicts there, they have it worse. What is the percentage of non-Brits who can correctly pronounce names like Gloucestershire?
@advancea8scondАй бұрын
As a PNW native the way Spokane was said was like nails on chalkboard lmao
@yi-hiraАй бұрын
I love how r/Slash said "gallah" like 'gala'. As an Aussie, I pronounce it like guh-laah but I wouldn't be surpried if I'm pronouncing it wrong lmao
@JamesDavy2009Ай бұрын
No, it's correct. Rslash is one of the many clueless Yanks that think they know better.
@kerribottriell-baxter7345Ай бұрын
Laughing in Australian over the cockatoos and galahs having a feast and pooping on the cars. I agree, throw it on the equipment.
@CaladianАй бұрын
As a person from Spokane. It is pronounced: spo-Can
@wolcekАй бұрын
The last story: "We've seen you at the front of the line, we thought you have already boarded."
@bigjalapeno7061Ай бұрын
Yea
@SummonerAdviserАй бұрын
Lol, your pronunciation of "Spokane" is amusing. Probably the quickest way to respond to the phrase "Tell me you've never been to Washington state without telling me you've never been to Washington state".
@sentientcardboarddumpster7900Ай бұрын
No one cares about properly pronouncing Spokane dude 😂😂😂
@Lady_LaLaАй бұрын
To be fair, a lot of our city names are like that lol
@advancea8scondАй бұрын
@@sentientcardboarddumpster7900it’s funny, not important. have a chuckle sometimes my guy goddang.
@hero-bo7qcАй бұрын
@@sentientcardboarddumpster7900people are just having a laugh, chill out
@sentientcardboarddumpster7900Ай бұрын
@@hero-bo7qc I'm chill as fuck my dudes
@honorjordan3169Ай бұрын
R/SLASH CREW, ASSEMBLE!!!
@gastybish9376Ай бұрын
LETS GOOOOO
@TheBlueCatАй бұрын
No..... ok fine lol
@trevorstockwell8290Ай бұрын
Assembled
@Dorvin55Ай бұрын
Witch here, Assembled!!
@uniraffesaurАй бұрын
Can we get cool rings
@michaelfallis2953Ай бұрын
The story about the two twenties reminded me of a friend whose wife was turning forty. He told her that when she turned 40 he was going to turn her in for two twenties, she replied that he wasn't wired for 220.
@SweetLala25Ай бұрын
Sorry but for that last one, I would have stated that it wasn't my job to keep track of you. 🤣🤣 "Why didn't you come find me?!?" Because you are not my problem nor my job. smh THE AUDACITY!!
@richewilson6394Ай бұрын
Oh come on, just call the fire department to wake up the neighbors as well as giving him a fine. Then call the fencing company.
@tippy2k2Ай бұрын
Wait, am I stupid? Why does she even need to build a fence to screw the firepit neighbor? From the description, both homes were within the 50 foot zone where if she contacted the city, they wouldn't be allowed to have their firepit...
@DavtwanАй бұрын
I think it’s more you can’t use one rather than not being able to have one. You can store one in your backyard (there are movable fire pits), you just can’t use it.
@MrCrunchytimeАй бұрын
It's that and OP not calling authorities that makes me think they're lying through their teeth.
@ChioGaruАй бұрын
I've heard the dog story before and it breaks my heart every time! What absolute monsters.
@FatBlueCrabАй бұрын
im sorry but that dog payback was the saddest pushover story of the year, they definitely did not care.
@ZeakaXorrFitchusАй бұрын
I really feel that dog story. Years ago I had to put down my childhood dog, and the person doing the procedure was kind enough to do a house call. We wanted to have our dog enjoy the backyard as she fell asleep because she loved being out there. Unfortunately my Karen neighbor threw a fit. I was living in a duplex at the time, and the backyard was shared space. She startes going off about how she didn't want her two boys to 'witness death' at such a young age, saying they would be traumatized for life if my dog passed away in the backyard. Her youngest was 10, and her kids weren't even outside! She was also the landlord's sister-in-law, and she threatened to call the landlord and get us in trouble with him. So instead of my dog enjoying her last moments in her favorite spot we took her back inside the house and had it done inside...
@KittyKix26Ай бұрын
The Egypt one 🤣 my grapist went on his honeymoon to Egypt and had that exact same issue, he broke his arm and told his wife "I'll just have it fixed properly when we get home" he got sepsis and died 🤷🏻♀️
@delinagarguiloАй бұрын
I love the misspelling in the fast food story. 'Social Influenzas' instead of 'Social influencers'. That is the best mistake ever.
@TellyKNeticАй бұрын
There's no need to desecrate an innocent book!
@cinuzukaАй бұрын
Story 2: as an Australian (Indigenous) let me help ya out. Lol OP misspelt *Galah - say it like Gar-la. The 'Gar' is like 'Car'. The H is silent. ALSO! Galah can be used as a slang word to call someone silly. Galahs are the redish-pink/gray, 'shy' ones. Cockatoos are the white, loud, angry ones.
@kywayneellis5958Ай бұрын
The story with dad and the younger woman is funny because if that dad didn’t care she would have done that for nothing and she would definitely fold before he does.
@bigjalapeno7061Ай бұрын
Lol yea
@SPJPapasanАй бұрын
"Fast Food Line" story. I think this guy has hit upon something. From what I have seen and read, I think it is a very appropriate title for "Social Infuenzas."
@OldsmobileCutlass1969VaАй бұрын
13:21 The fire pit burners... Out county states if you see an unattended fire, to call the fire department. If no one is on site by the time they arrive... The home owner gets a huge fine! 🤣
@alansartrignotАй бұрын
Story 2 is beautiful, I love how OP did their revenge
@colorfullyblueАй бұрын
You know I think it’s time r slash had a theme song 😊
@danielhimes9068Ай бұрын
Poor old joe :-(. He's being treated as less than a person
@jamiesuejefferyАй бұрын
When I was in graduate school, I drove charter motor coach. The charter industry has high times and low times. Greyhound has high times and low times. They cross perfectly. So, one Christmas area, since the company I drove for picked up overflow routes for Greyhound. Our coaches were a whole lot nicer than the Greyhound coaches. I was supposed to go from Columbus, Ohio to Saint Louis, Missouri (a nice strait shot across I-70). It was a, "local" trip (which means stopping at every small, podunk town along the route). When I arrived at the Columbus terminal, I was put on an, "express" to Dayton, Ohio (again, a nice strait shot across I-70). The, "local" was scheduled to take about five hours. The, "express," with no stops took about 2.5 hours. So we loaded up, I put on a movie (why not? I had TVs for that and had a VHS tape in my driver bag) and drove straight to Dayton. We were in Dayton THREE HOURS EARLY!!! One woman got off the bus, found the terminal manager and I witnessed as she, "Karened" her way through complaining, not about the driving, not about the movie, not about the temperature inside the coach, not about me, the driver, but get this--that we were three hours early!!! I'm quite sure she would have complained about being given a glass of ice water if she was standing in fire and brimstone in the midsts of hell. (Actually, she was probably looking for that extra three hours to take another hit of heroin.)
@kheldaur2107Ай бұрын
story 3: OP is a psychopath, wow
@conexant51Ай бұрын
IKR!.. that story rubbed me the wrong way on so many different levels.
@aliecareyАй бұрын
Exactly 🫣
@DeadDancersАй бұрын
Age difference story: “I’m tired of his blatant disrespect and disregard of my feelings”. Uh-huh. And what about your blatant disrespect and disregard of his feelings? Just because it’s squick to you, just because it’s transactional and not emotional, doesn’t mean that only your feelings matter. Hell, it’s barely any of your business at all.
@destinedtogame20 күн бұрын
Found the kid diddler
@halesbellssАй бұрын
14:15 dude people have no idea how to create and make lines anymore. Some dude yesterday at the bank walked in and stood in the door. It’s 85°F at 10AM … he wouldn’t let me inside and was basically making me stand outside of the bank instead of wrapping the line inside. People are so stupid.
@HarudodoАй бұрын
Story 6: At first I supported the neighbors as it is technically their property and whether or not the smoke ends up in OP’s yard doesn’t really make them AHs, I don’t think them deciding to still have a fire on their own property is bratty behavior at all. HOWEVER, the way they lied and then prolonged the burning is messed up man 😭😭 I no longer supported them after that
@Fairiegurl101Ай бұрын
Misspelling social influencers as Social Influenza (flu) is probably the best thing I've seen this week. I'm sad r/slash didn't read it "correctly".
@ChristopherBurtrawАй бұрын
The old boss from the 3rd story should have hired OP to manage that store. How do you let that opportunity pass you up, ridiculous.
@CrystalSpiderCowАй бұрын
How many Washingtonians got triggered by how Rslash said Spokane? 😂 me too besties
@bethanyboarder7751Ай бұрын
fr. Bro I'm like 5 hours away from Spokane and I'm triggered.
@ScooterBond1970Ай бұрын
Fence story: Oh yeah you really showed them, didn't you? Accruing a huge expense for yourself after you just got done saying the fire pit was ALREADY too close to existing structures. Way to go, Menloe.
@DarkEinherjarАй бұрын
Fire pit story: yeah, they were being totally malicious at that point and had it coming.
@jojobee2133Ай бұрын
Let me tell you a story on why you ALWAYS treat the people who work with you with respect. I am just ending my first year as a school night custodian and have a job as a media attendant lined up for another school. But that isn't important. What is important is this one teacher in my assigned hall. Let's call her Ms.T for tattletale. You would think an elementary school teacher and supposed hater of drama would learn not to tell tall tales and tattle but hey. Anyway, my job in a classroom is to wipe desks, sweep floors, take out trash, and occasionally mop when needed. What I normally do is treat each room like it's my moms room ( a teacher herself) and do all this plus boards, counters, any full pencil sharpeners, and had a mop schedule so each room had a decent amount of mops a week with a graffiti remover that removes crayon and all other marks (time doesn't allow an everyday). Well Ms. K left one day ad came back without me noticing that night, at the time I had already but the super slippery graffiti remover on the trouble spots. She then went around to anyone who would listen the next day about how dangerous it was and how I shouldn't be allowed to put that down if teachers are there... well if you come back how was I to know? Magic apparently. So after a 'talk' with my supervisor I stopped doing the graffiti remover and she had the worst looking floors ever. She complained once and after I told her that since I can't know when she is going to come back and she finds it dangerous, I found it safest to not do so at all. Shut her right up. I have several other stories about her but I feel this fits petty revenge the best. By the end of the year I did the bare minimum in her class and made sure she knew how much I did for everyone else through gossip.
@andydoesstuff95006 күн бұрын
As someone who has lived near the area, It's Spo-can not Spo-cain. Or if you're feeling silly Spookaloo.
@Bladeluce3 күн бұрын
Lol, I don't blame you Rslash. I live north of the city. Spokane is pronounced "Spo-can." If you're wondering why, it's because the name in Native.
@lucasdieugenio507Ай бұрын
Lol i was born in spokane *spo-can Never heard it pronounced spocain before XD love ya dabs thx for keeping me on my toes
@IixiXOuOXixiIАй бұрын
11:00 I have an 8 heart of pitty; I didn't need this before work... 😢 15:13 Excuse me what? Egypt had universities before America was even stolen. Egypt had plumbing while Europeans were still flinging our waste like the cavemen we were...
@frankyquilavafireblast895Ай бұрын
Eating a $15,000 bill for the sake of your dying friend, I can freaking respect that
@InMintCondition13Ай бұрын
Flying back from the U.K. while watching this! Great way to pass the time on a 7-hour flight!
@akwyld2545Ай бұрын
That Aussie story, that’s classic…I bet the blokes we’re watching footy (either AFL or NRL)
@JamesDavy2009Ай бұрын
Most Aussies see "footy" as AFL. Only two states there take NRL seriously and they are the State of Origin rival states. I live in one of those states.
@akwyld2545Ай бұрын
@@JamesDavy2009 same I live in an Origin country, n for me no matter the code I still call it Footy
@leighreganarblaster9852Ай бұрын
This neighbour is a bully because getting his maté blocking his neighbour driveway. Everyone doesn’t know football is winter to spring game. This means March to September. Match to May is Autumn, June to August is winter and September is starting spring
@Huntress236Ай бұрын
See, I'm one of those perpetually paranoid morons who's always like, "am I in the right line?" Or "is this the right line for X?"
@Number-jh8vrАй бұрын
I’ve been waiting for the Alfredo Linguine thumbnail
@Melvin_Master_of_RainbowsАй бұрын
I love the age difference story, that was hilarious!
@angelacougar8393Ай бұрын
R/slash : *posts* me: finally, my only motivation for daily cleaning!!
@roryuglyfish6588Ай бұрын
I hate greyhound busses, I took a trip from bullhead city Az to Cleveland Ms. Had my headset stolen, watched a guy get tazed because he was trying to fight the driver, and had a guy offer me 700$ for my bank account
@niamarieturek9281Ай бұрын
We had a guy. I real rocket scientist, not the expression kind, always playing metal music overly loud before sound curfew lifted. I got out my monk chant music and played it all day every time he started his music. They moved shortly after.
@mistress_of_the_dark380Ай бұрын
One correction, my dear RSlash. It's pronounced SpoCAN even though it's spelled "Spokane". Yes, we know it's weird 😂 Otherwise, love the video!
@JamesDavy2009Ай бұрын
Not as weird as certain towns in the UK or their convict dump.
@mistress_of_the_dark380Ай бұрын
And why does that matter? I was simply correcting the name of my hometown lol. @@JamesDavy2009
@silverflight01Ай бұрын
Story 3: Yeah, with the age gap and the transactional nature of the relationship, I'd be questioning his view of women as well. I don't know, it's pretty icky to me
@josephnorris4095Ай бұрын
How about questioning her view of men instead?
@chainaguerАй бұрын
How about we don't deflect with whataboutisms? @@josephnorris4095
@stevenandcarminabeedle9089Ай бұрын
@@josephnorris4095why not both? But if it’s transactional and agreed on by both parties who cares? The fact that he invited all his pervert buddies to what? Show off? Give them access to the girlfriend’s friends? That’s what made it gross and OP’s petty revenge was on point.
@75ur15Ай бұрын
@stevenandcarminabeedle9089 one, so long as everyone is a legal adult making choices....that isn't based on a lie...and she was wrong for leading someone on lying in a relationship. Whether you think what the dad does is wrong or not...what she did is worse in my book. Her response at the end about taking advantage of...is what she did, not what he wanted to do
@kywayneellis5958Ай бұрын
@@stevenandcarminabeedle9089only because her dad was bothered had he not been she would have played herself
@AshleyWadeАй бұрын
It's spo-CAN. We made the same issue when we first moved to WA.
@davidscott1340Ай бұрын
Where did move from?
@AshleyWadeАй бұрын
@@davidscott1340 initially PA
@chezsnailezАй бұрын
Doggo story: break out the garden hose...
@JaseoffireАй бұрын
Story 3. I'm A little concerned that she lead him on a little there, when really, I would prefer a bit more up front detail for that sort of thing, but it's not like she blatently lied to him either as far as I understand. Alas, my opinion is probably not popular, though that might also be because I am one of those weirdos who doesn't care as much about age differences provided everyone's above the age of consent. We set aside so many learning years, and if your parents haven't prepped you in that time for the real world, then they've failed you. Like I said, honesty is more important to me than two consenting adults who are fully aware of what the other wants.
@franciscojaviermendezrinco1902Ай бұрын
Annoying tourist story: He wouldn't notice he was in the wrong line anyway because he had to pass by the line and see who was in it, but he didn't do that, so he was so self absorbed that he probably would think that he is in the right line and the rest don't.
@PugGrumblerАй бұрын
I wouldn’t have even reported them, I’d just add their house to it
@Mario-SunshineGalaxy64Ай бұрын
No one comes off as particularly likable in the third post, not even OP. She’s the one that “persued” Joe yet she’s acting as if he’s the predator that came onto her. She’s also very judgmental and though she does have some good points her constant insults towards Becky were distasteful. Also, wasn’t there a video a while back where someone was happy to be a gold digger and got a ton of support for being smart and clever?
@supervegito2277Ай бұрын
I dont think gold digging is ops problem, but the age gap. Im feeling iffy too personally. 25 is well above the age of consent (anywhere from like 7-10 years depending on country) so id not judge it... well not judge it out loud atleast. I try not to judge weird shit that isnt hurting anyone
@theseyiАй бұрын
Yeah taking advantage of the guy and then acting like it was fine because he was trying to take advantage of her. Um, you pursued him, how is he taking advantage of you? Like, yeah the dad doesn’t sound great, but if he’s so terrible, then it sounds like she took after him.
@mariposa9506Ай бұрын
I love how she twists herself into a pretzel trying to justify it.
@Mario-SunshineGalaxy64Ай бұрын
Also, I don’t see what the big issue with transactional relationships. If both parties are of consenting age and understand exactly what's happening, who is getting hurt? OP’s is pretty high and mighty in trying to dictate how adults live their lives. Obviously dad is a hypocrite but that doesn’t change that OP herself judgmental.
@truthseeker9249Ай бұрын
I wouldn't have gone for someone 62 that's way too old. But I might have done what OP did and then actually gone out with him if he was a decent guy. And then see what happens from there. But I'm biased as hell because I do actually have a thing for older men.
@sportzchik9520 күн бұрын
Small PSA, Spokane is pronounced like Spo-can :] Love your videos!
@bleizsama2356Ай бұрын
9:41 as soon as RSlash said Spokane's name as how tourists say it, INSTANTLY flinched at that n silent went "Oh... Yay... Few times the city I adore getting name dropped the usual way." Usual way to say it without folks here staring you down like they would coyotes and bears here... Spo as you start saying Spoke and Ane part like tour saying the name Ann. Still, nice hearing that city be said in a video, just saving folks outside Washington the death stares if ever here.
@samijett8527Ай бұрын
I lived there for 8 years and no one I knew who didn’t live there pronounced it correctly. Didn’t matter how many times I explained “Spoke-Ann.” ‘Oh I just read it how it’s written’ 😢😢😢
@JamesDavy2009Ай бұрын
@@samijett8527 "Wor-sess-ter-shy-ree?" -Donkey
@BozoPlaysMCАй бұрын
What mic do you use? It has sounded amazing throughout your vids.
@davidscott1340Ай бұрын
Except when he said Spokane wrong. A mic can't fix his pronunciation.
@penelopeviews7335Ай бұрын
While I prefer older myself, there are limits. I don't go out with anyone more than 15 years older. Never anyone who wanted to date me because I was younger then their kids
@dudeorduuude5211Ай бұрын
I have dated 20 years older, and he was great. I think it depends upon the person and dynamic.
@75ur15Ай бұрын
So long as everyone is clear about what they want and fully consenting, that is their choice. People look for different things and you can choose as you please...keeping in mind, the one you choose has to freely choose you back, no coercion
@truthseeker9249Ай бұрын
I have quite the thing for older men as well. I'm even open to an older woman. But yeah, 10 years is the farthest I'd comfortably go at least for a relationship. For a fling I might be willing to stretch it a little more. But alas, that life is behind me now. I'm engaged to the love of my life and we're the same age. He's only older than me by a month. Doesn't stop us from having...a certain kind of dynamic in our relationship though.
@penelopeviews7335Ай бұрын
@@truthseeker9249 yeah. A fling is one thing, but there are limits with a relationship. Congratulations on the engagement!
@truthseeker9249Ай бұрын
@@penelopeviews7335 Danke! I'm very happy with him. (I said thank you. Apologies if you don't speak German.)
@greenbookreclaim2471Ай бұрын
why go to a beautiful place just to be angry? lol
@AtotehZАй бұрын
In Israel when I was there in 2019 there was a tourist that didn't follow instructions. He was promptly banned from the group and told to find his own way home from Jerusalem to Tel Aviv.
@KaeAngelWingsАй бұрын
Yaaay nightly Rslash
@briewest738Ай бұрын
Getting ready to head to bed, so excited to listen to this!
@SolarstormflareАй бұрын
burnings go on all the time, it's not fair to dictate what your neighbours do
@wannabehistorian371Ай бұрын
What’s even the purpose of being in the front of the line when you’re boarding a plane???
@JamesDavy2009Ай бұрын
Especially when they board people back to front (with some airlines as an exception).
@jasongracedefenseattorneyАй бұрын
ironic how op in story 3 questions her dads views on women while also having some questionable views on women
@shaynerushton214Ай бұрын
Heads up. Spokane is pronounced SpoCAN
@joeschmo622Ай бұрын
Not as dramatic as The Food Opie, but a bud worked odd hours at his old place because a) he was nocturnal and liked working later, and b) they needed coverage for some Very Big Clients after-hours. So he made his own hours to satisfy both needs. New Manager starts "laying down the law" and forces him to come in at 9 instead of noon or later. Kfine, he's now a 9-5er. Immediately stops babysitting processes going on in the evening. Immediately stops being available after-hours for the client *and* management. Keeps to strict 9-5 hours as he was told. New Manager tries armtwisting him to still do that work after-hours. Nope. Not gonna happen. Processes get stuck and only get fixed the next morning, so all the stuff that could've been processed now happens during the day with everyone else using the system too, bogging it down. VIP Client is furious not having support/coverage at odd hours, and he just tells them he was ordered to adjust his hours to 9-5, so that's what he had to do. New Manager still wouldn't budge, gets HR involved, has to take 9-5er's side that they can't force him to work after-hours when he's putting in his mandated hours. Tension, he finds another job, Bad Things happen at the old job, the usual. Okay, it *sounds* dramatic, but it wasn't, at least not the way he was telling it. Was just "You asked for it, so you got it".
@hmspretenderАй бұрын
Just an FYI. Spokane, though spelled with an 'e', is pronounced spo-can. So basically you ignore the 'e'.
@JamesDavy2009Ай бұрын
"I can't read this. It has silent E's." -Officer Barbrady
@Urban_GuyАй бұрын
r/Slash - just as a little FYI, at 2.37 you say the word “gallahs”. You pronounced it like Gala (as in Gala Day or Gala Apple). This word is pronounced “Ga-Lah, with emphasis on both syllables. Also in Australian English, apart from the term referring to a bird, it also used as an insult as it means fool/idiot.
I think destroying somebody's property is a step to far in the bus ride story.
@dudeorduuude5211Ай бұрын
Yes. Just steal the seat back.
@davidscott1340Ай бұрын
Yeah it's not as bad as saying Spokane the way Dabney did though.
@WolfThatMeowsАй бұрын
Good morning rslash crew
@gastybish9376Ай бұрын
Its 3 pm for me lol
@kathryndimaria3061Ай бұрын
Good morning to you too!
@TheBlueCatАй бұрын
Good morning
@zachary6425Ай бұрын
Story one it's so sad he wasted four summer's of his life he won't get back to do that petty crap to op. 😂 🤦♂️
@alanalirkaniАй бұрын
Story 1-I like a good petty revenge as much as the next person, but I gotta ask. Is being loud until 3am and blocking someone else's driveway even LEGAL in Australia? Cause it's not in America. In America, you can't be super loud past a certain time (I think it's 10 or 11pm), nor can you block in driveways
@JamesDavy2009Ай бұрын
Excessive neighbourhood noise can be reported to the police at any time. Blocking driveways are verboten in all states and territories.
@alanalirkaniАй бұрын
@@JamesDavy2009 That's kinda what I thought. In that case, is there a reason OP didn't call the cops?