As a wise man once said: "If your religion says you can't do something, that's fine. If your religion says *I* can't do something, then we have a problem"

i (an atheist) have this Mormon coworker who used to be a Missionary and he is really nice and doesn't push his beliefs onto others. He just quotes movies and makes puns as we work. He wanted to learn more about the LGBTQ+ so we talked about that too and he understood more about why his cousin felt the way that he does. After the talk he said that he was happy to learn about it from other people more than the internet, mostly because he understands it better when it is in real life. He is amazing

“Electricity is a mystery. We cannot hear, see, touch, or observe it.” The three year old about to shove a fork in a power outlet: “Observe.”

"Imagine God cancelling you because you said or did the wrong thing" Bro that's all the entire Old Testament is

As a Christian, these people are funny to laugh at behind a screen, but oml when you see them in public it's SO embarrassing.

As a Christian myself, I don't get why some other Christians just feel the need to force other to conform and hate those who don't. Also don't get why some deny science.

“Pastor claims he has gods direct phone number” lmao me pretending to call Santa when my class is being naughty

16:55 "if evolution is real, what was the evolutionaty benefit of homosexuality?" In the nature homosexual animal often adopt orphan making them able to survive and increase the chance of the specie to survive. Hope that help.

Religions: Be nice and tolerate each other A good amount of Religious folks: No

I’m glad the phrase “some but not all” was repeated so often, when my sister came out as gay my great grandma made her rainbow sugar cookies :D (rest in peace you absolute angel)

No one has ever observed Electricity. Lightning: Am I a joke to you?

The sentence "He won't listen to reason, and he will not stop being gay." is absolutely hilarious somehow. Parents forget your birthday again? Be maliciously gay to get back at them.

Adding the prefix "Aggressively" to things is always a fun way to spice things up, so that person being called 'aggressively Buddhist' cracked me up. Ima be aggressively wholesome by thumping at the keyboard and expressing my thanks for another video to laugh at. *Thanks EmKay,* I even put it in bold to show how aggressively I typed it o:

As a semi-religious man, this entire subreddit makes me cringe in ways I didn't know were possible

THANK YOU for saying ‘not all of them are bad’, I’m a Christian myself and I’m scared to tell others that because of them thinking I’m one of the super religious ones who want everything to be with the bible

2:21 as an ex Christian atheist DAMN THAT WAS GOOD

Told my friend that I was an atheist and she said in the calmest voice ever “He’s coming for you.” WHO???

i've had a lot of religious people come through my old wendy's and i would always be the one to serve them (i look and sound like a really soft person so i would be tasked to do it) problem is i'm a raging trans homo and if you looked at me for longer than three seconds you would know, but i always distracted them by mentioning my struggle of the month. things like: "my mom's in the hospital with sepsis, i'm sorry if i seem negative!" or like "i just found out i might be evicted, i hope my overtime finally goes into my account!" and they'll be too distracted saying "i'll mention you to my prayer group, you're doing your best and we'll pray for you!" some of them even gave me money because they felt bad. mfw i just wanted to ensure they were too distracted to realize my existence goes against half of their beliefs and i end up getting tips because of it

17:39 fun fact: that 1000 years old law never actually legalized. It's just Iranian politicians that took religions to the extreme but they never apply the rule to themselves. back in Their prophet era, prophet Muhammad (pbuh) literally manage a city together with helpers from different religions (jews, Christian, hanifs, polytheism and more) so they can make medinah comfortable for everyone. 23:12 exactly what im trying to point out lol

“what was the benefit of homosexuality?” NOT BREEDING WITH A CHRISTIAN.

"Only Jesus can walk on water." *steps on a puddle and dissolves* OHGAD THEY WERE RIGHT AAAAA I'M MELTINGGGGG

16:58 There IS a benefit of homosexuality, it's called "the gay couples adopting lonely kids while the hetero couples were busy breading".It was noticed at animals (more at penguins).

16:56 I think I’ve mentioned this before, but I’ll mention it again, homosexual pairings in the wild, like, say cats or swans, tend to keep more children alive longer. And there’s definitely more benefits that I don’t know of considering there’s an entire species of lizard that only consists of females.

The guy who "skips out on the bill", wait until I'm his waiter and sees I have a Leviathan Cross tattoo lmfao

Holy hell. That image of Margaret Atwood firing the flamethrower at the fireproof copy of her own book is THE single most badass image I think I’ve ever seen!!

About the dog who was declared cancer free, that makes me so damn happy, I love animals and when I hear they’re all healthy I love it He’s a lovely boy, I hope he lives a long happy life with his human

12:20 Oh yeah, I wish I got paid for literally not believing in something at all.

2:58 to robin: Quora is basically a discount reddit where people can ask questions and get answers

8:54 - Commandment 8: _Thou shalt not steal._ Commandment 9: _Thou shalt not bear false witness._ Bravo.

Thank you for specifying not all of us. I'm a Christian and I can understand a lot of us are terrible.

That salt shaker thing might be the only thing in science with a 100% certainty of being truly impossible.

16:17 , as someone who has had diabetes for over 11 years, no matter how many times someone has 'prayed for me', i still have it. Seems like jesus doesnt have a cure for stupidity 💀

As a atheist I can say that these people are the reason I'm not Christian or even religious at all, but to all the other religious folk who are nice and are not die hard believers or nut jobs, good job yall W's

2:57 fun fact: During the Medieval Ages, there was a tale about an Indian prince that converted to Christianity, the church accepted the story and canonized the prince as a Saint. Centuries later they discovered the story was actually a variation of the story of Buda. So technically Buda is christian saint.

1:44 “Im gonna posses this mofo😈” *”nice try, i dont like video games”* “Sh*t 👿”

16:09 religious SCP-049

As a Christian, I love this subreddit. I get to see people challenge my beliefs and converse with each other, ultimately learning something out of the convos and becoming better people

As for the one asking about the evolutionary advantage of homosexuality: gay couples who can't have their own kids are more likely to adopt children straight couples had but threw away

Religious people: Be true to yourself! Other people: *Is true to themselves* Religious people: Wait not like that

Been watching this over and over ever since its release. Boy am I racking up a LOT of prayers.

If you die in space would you still go to heaven or would you be out of bounds and stuck in spectator mode

I'm disabled and started a GoFundMe to help me get to my family in the Philippines. Of course, it links to your Facebook page. I'm a proud Atheist. I don't keep it a secret. I got around 50 death threats, about twice as many hateful messages, and not a single donation. Take a guess who sent me the death threats/hateful messages? That's right. Christians. There's no hate like Christian love.

"Electricity cannot be seen, heard or felt," My dad got electrocuted and couldn't walk straight or even use his back properly for about 2 months

Religion: love everyone! Also religion to literally every other religion: I hope you burn forever!

Vampirism isn't always a choice, count your blessings Karen.

Watching this as a Christian myself makes me so angry because people who do stuff like this are giving us a bad rep. I hope that these people see what they are doing wrong and fix it, or just shut up.

1:12 this guy looks like a bad deepfake of linus from linus tech tips

16:40 one of my fathers coworkers wife has breast cancer. She has done no chemo, no radiation, no treatment. They are putting it in gods hands and praying. It has not worked. They have gone on multiple vacations because “It looks like she’s dying soon”. And this coworker likes my dad, once his wife dies my father apparently gets a car. And on multiple occasions the coworker has said “If she dies before this trip I want you and your wife to have it” and when my father says I can’t do that, he pulls the my wife’d be dead so you can’t say no. I don’t judge based on religion, hell I used to be a pretty hardcore Christian, now I’m an agnostic gay kid but whatever. I’m not gonna judge a man and his dying wife but I will hold my tongue when he’s brought up and give my kindest regards.

16:20 She's actually talking about one incredibly overworked Spanish doctor called Jesús

using uranium to disprove the church's bullshit is one of the coolest things i've ever seen

As an electro technician let me assure you that I have felt electricity. Nothing reminds you that you aren't as careful as you think you are like 230V.

There have actually been studies that show that prayer works to improve outcomes in medical cases! Here’s the catch, though: *the person has to know they are being prayed to or it won’t work*. This suggests that something about having someone pray for you may psychologically help people in a way that can assist in healing (similar to a placebo). So even if you don’t believe, at least having a replacement for praying with someone may still be good for your health.

So basically “THEY’RE NOT LETTING US OPPRESS THEM IM BEING PERSECUTED”

"My love is unconditional, as long as you follow these conditions"

“I hope that… ALL your food is cold forevermore” is actually a solid curse

9:34 Jokes on you. That's a Tangerine

Props to the editors for their censors today, great selection of funny noises! You guys are important!

I’m an atheist, my dad is a catholic and my mum is a god loving Protestant (I have to say that because she was angry that the priest who baptised me said I would become a god fearing child since she wanted me to love god but like a sane person she kept that thought inside, didn’t voice it in a church and told me later in life when the topic got raised). All three of us go through this subreddit and it makes both my parents either cringe at how other Christians/Catholics are acting or laugh in hysterics

1:23 CHEESUS

As a athiest I laughed my ass off on all of these

As a Pagan who grew up with ALL the religious trauma (Catholic parents), I needed the validation Robin brought with nonsense. My parents weren't this insane, but my schools were; and I suffered quite a bit until I left the church. People like this now make me laugh and its so good to hear other people agree how insane it can get.

Oh! I didn’t know there was an ENTIRE SUBREDIT about my grandma and her insane cult religion! Some “fun” stories about these nut jobs! (First 2 are from Maryland, the last 1 is from when I lived in PA.) 1) I went to a service because there was a free lunch after for Pastor Appreciation Day. As we were doing morning worship, a little girl of one one of the singers started to choke on a piece of candy. Idk how they got it out or if it came out on it’s own, but she ran to her mother on stage, terrified and crying. The mother was the only one who stopped singing. She took her kid to the side and sat with her. AFTER the morning worship finished, she told the Pastor and worship leader what happened. Rather than make sure this little girl that was like 5 to 8 years old was ok, they told everyone to “raise your hands towards this Child of God so we may pray over her!” When she was feeling better, they started hooting and hollering about “praise Jesus!” Like no, praise whoever actually helped that poor child! They didn’t even let her go to another room to calm down, she just sat at the front row and looked miserable the entire service! 2) the pastor was telling me how one winter- when he and his family lived further north and he was a new Christian living with his mom and sister- the heat broke on one of the coldest days. So he went out to his truck, LEFT HIS MOTHER AND SISTER IN THE FREEZING HOUSE, and just “prayed.” (I think he was making calls while sitting with the heat blasting, but he didn’t want his mother and sister to know that.) Then “suddenly” one of his friends who HAPPENED to have a pellet stove for sale, just felt the need to call him and ask how he was doing. So the pastor told him the issue and the guy came out and helped him hook the stove up. But he had no pellets until “suddenly” ANOTHER FRIENDS who just HAPPENED to sell wood pellets for stoves felt the need to call him and ask if he needed help with anything. Pastor told him what was going on and he got a crap ton of pellets and PRAISE GOD and blah blah blah. 3) the pastor was telling a story about a friend who’s moth was almost completely deaf due to age. She went to every doctor and they all said they couldn’t do anything for her. So her son convinced her to go to church and let the pastor pray for healing over her. She did and had her hearing “restored.” So as they’re leaving, the son mentions how it’s so good she was healed. She says “yes, I hope it sticks” and just like that, because she “wavered in faith” her hearing was once again taken away. Like, woman has had her hopes built up and broke for so many years and God would do that to her just because she’s rightfully skeptical? There was also the time my grandma’s current youth group pastor said that if you waver in faith, all things you’ve prayed for will be undone. And what is one of the things most people pray for? The healing, safety, recovery, and life of others. So he was basically saying “if you question God, he’ll make every person you’ve ever prayed for suffer and you don’t want that, do you?” My current church’s young adult ministry pastor (I only go to church to make grandma happy) also told us that “divorce is sin. Even if your spouse is beating the heck out of you, you’re saving them from Hell and bringing them closer to God just by staying with them!” He said this to a bunch of 20-29 year olds who are married and have kids and he DID use abuse as an example.

On time I had an annoying Christian kid just be terrible to me because I wasn’t Mormon. I eventually convinced my mom to let their family over to dinner where I lead him to the attic where I had my Tarot cards and I proceeded to fake a reading where it said he would practically be consumed by satan, I was 12 by the way 😊

3:08 😂"aggressively Buddhist" - Buddhism is pretty much all about NOT being violent

The only reason I even slightly tolerated getting dressed up on Sundays at nine in the morning was because I knew after church services there were donuts available for like, a quarter each. And really good Mac'N Cheese.

1:52 Apparently, my dad, A PASTOR! is demonically possessed. He's read LotR over 25 times. He introduced me to Metallica, Kiss, Queen, AC/DC. He gave me money for weed for my Insomnia. He loved the Harry Potter books AND movies.

0:55 a good lesson to learn is that it's a bad idea to lump all religious people into the same group, they rarely have much in common unless they attend the same church or are part of the same friend group, some are mean spirited hypocrites, others are sweethearts who just grew up with religion, I have to actively avoid the temptation to see the worst in theists, because that's simply not how people work. 2:28 I suspect that's a shitpost because it seems to have the cadence of one, but who even fucking knows.

1:29 "Do not take part in Lycanthropy." Aw my bad fam.

20:50 This was especially common even before the complete writing was finished. The book is comprised of 66 volumes, most notably several long-winded letters between disciplines and church leaders all over the region. There are also books of literary history (filled with random symbolic language and several alternate re-tellings) and collections of poetry. It has more than 40 authors that spanned over a period believed to be more than 1600 years long. At first, the idea was for the book to be handled by a professional interpreter who could translate the manuscripts from their various native languages (Greek and Hebrew mostly, with some Latin) for an accurate understanding of the complex work. This devolved into a kind of elitism that allowed the educated church leaders to claim their own interpretation of the book as gospel. This led to underhanded money practices and political and religious repression and corruption.

I'm an atheist who was raised by religious parents, and I love this subreddit.

i know a TV show where someone responded to a religious fruitcake by saying “Have you actually read the bible? There’s a twist at the end: Love thy neighbour.”

1:51 I like how they put video games on there like “oh no I played neopets now I’m possessed by a demon”

this subreddit sounds like my religious family and I love it for that

The post at 16:39 honestly makes me so angry. Because that type of mentality exists. I knew someone who was so into church and so into the beliefs. She was a type 1 diabetic (meaning her body didn't produce insulin so now she had to take the meds all of her life) and they had told her if she just prayed it away that she would be healed. Well she did and also stopped taking the medicine because she believed God would heal her. Family tried telling her to take her medicine but she refused vehemently saying that God would heal her. Well 3 weeks later she had passed due to going into diabetic keto acidosis. *All because people had lead her to believe that it would work if her faith was strong enough.* I understand not all Christians are like this but... it made me not want to be a part of that anymore... if anyone is different or a free thinker they look at you weird or don't have the answers. I grew uo in southern baptists churches. And I was ostracized, they wanna say I wasn't... but it was how I was treated. I tried following so hard and being so good yet the people there would ignore me the youth group would make fun of me and not include me... I've never felt at home in a church I've always felt on edge.... just my experience.

so as an atheist, when do i get paid?

14:05 To the person who created this: You are a hypocrite

5:56 I just had a perfect comeback for that. If god knows all then he would've known when he created the rainbow that people in the future were gonna use it for the LGBTQIA+ community, but he still made it. If he was angry with how some people use it he would've taken it away by now, but we still have it. Furthermore, if he doesn't like LGBTQIA people, then why did he create them?

I have a religious mom. She has three kids(including me). All three of us are in the LGBTQ community but she is super supportive. Even bought our dog a pride dress. A lot of the church members bitch at her for having gay kids. Has that changed her opinion? No. Edit: thank you so much for all the likes and replies!☺️

16:30 my grandpa was Christian, he prayed every night for his cancer to go away. He died September 1, 2019, that lady made an enemy with the living and the dead.

Okay, but for real though, finding out a shitload of radioactive elements become fucking LEAD is mind-boggling. Why the hell didn't I learn that in school?

As a Pagan, I love being called a satanist and a sinner. then I just hiss and drool and start freaking out like im having a stroke and it makes them leave me alone.

When my husband and I used to attend his family's church mostly for his kids and to respect his family's beliefs . When my aunt first got diagnoses with breast cancer we told his family because I might not be around as much . The very next Sunday the sermon was about giving to charities specifically not to donate to Susan G Koman . After the sermon the preacher came to talk to us. When asked how I was doing I promptly told him I'm fine but my aunt just got diagnosed with breast cancer. He immediately walked away and is still noticeably uncomfortable talking to me years later.

20:54 Slight misunderstanding Only the preist and pastors amd jigh ranking officials could actually read

19:20 that moment when you slacked off in english class

as a Christian who respects other religions, i am convinced that atheist are closer to god and has done more good deeds than Christians themself's

‘I immediately felt a cold demonic being in the parking lot.’ *wheeeeeze*

1:43 im literally listening to this vid and drawing my dnd character i am SCREWED

2:26 whats funny about this is that they felt the "demonic attack" or whatever only after the guy said that they were an atheist. This shows that that "feeling" that they had is probably bullshit and based on how they feel, rather than something demonic actually being there. Because if there actually was a demonic being that you could sense, you would've felt it before engaging with them

I was raised catholic and honestly when you explain some of the most common practices and beliefs it very much sounds like a cult *ahem* Once a week I was taken, without my consent, to an old stone building where everyone spoke in unison in response to some men in white robes and a seasonally colored shawl. Close to the end they chanted over a golden dish and chalice filled with wafer bread and wine after the chanting is done these items are turned into human flesh and blood. EDIT: I am not anti-religion I just don't like how people use it to harm others. I also just don't like how people can use the church to try and control others.

I started studying law last year and one of the first sources of law was religion And our teacher,despite being from religious family,agreed with me that Bible is nothing more than a way to manipulate people into following basic rules. Because once you look at it,it's basically a bunch of laws in a form of tales. I'm pretty sure that reading this would make religious people mad

13:04 that’s the same thing I was about to say clever response.

I own a dog, I can confirm dogs like carrots. But only as a little snack, not her main meal

15:34 Let's be real, the respnse of anyone who sees that guy out in public would be some variation of "Why does that guy have a tattoo of a plank of wood on the back of his head?"

As an atheist, this is hilarious to watch

16:11 she the kind of lady to go into a medical exam and answer every question with 'Jesus'

I can’t believe we got a City of Wmber shoutout in an Emkay video

man i hate these kinds of people so much lol. They're like, "If you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all" and then proceed to be the most horrible disgusting people in all of existence. It's like they think praying gives them more authority to do whatever they want without punishment, or something

As a Christian, I firmly apologize for all these nut heads.

3:30 Fun fact, according to Buddhist scripture (from what I know at least) defacing or damaging an image of The Buddha condems you to a gorillion years in the deepest worst Buddhist hell before you can reincarnate.

Me: **puts a small statue of Buddha in front garden** Neighbour: **with a cross in their garden, a cross in their front porch, a cross in their car windshield** "I feel you're being *agressively* Buddhist right now"