Sal Vulcano - Possible Terrorism - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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When Sal Vulcano got someone else's package in the mail, he decided to play a little game with the intended recipient and ended up getting in way over his head.
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@standup
@standup 4 жыл бұрын
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@boxman7044
@boxman7044 4 жыл бұрын
Goddammit sal everytime with "possible" terrorism
@marshmallowkat3857
@marshmallowkat3857 4 жыл бұрын
"Let me smell you're vagina" 😂
@mallorieminor233
@mallorieminor233 4 жыл бұрын
Hey
@kevindurnantula
@kevindurnantula 4 жыл бұрын
Has anyone else always thought Sal is gay???
@kevindurnantula
@kevindurnantula 4 жыл бұрын
@@marshmallowkat3857 Has anyone else always thought Sal is gay???
@salzshakes4895
@salzshakes4895 4 жыл бұрын
Inbox (1): Salvatore Edward Anthony Vulcano, Jr. Subject: I have your pants
@mikem4213
@mikem4213 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha hahahaha!!!!!!
@chillme4580
@chillme4580 3 жыл бұрын
bro in an episode were they enter sals house murr goes for the peanut butter. if sal was allergic he wouldnt have peanutbutter in his house
@r1segoobyboi990
@r1segoobyboi990 3 жыл бұрын
@@chillme4580 its possible for an allergy to develop later on but i jave noticed things on the show that im pretty sure are staged for comedy.
@r1segoobyboi990
@r1segoobyboi990 3 жыл бұрын
@@chillme4580 its still a good show either way
@leroylau8556
@leroylau8556 2 жыл бұрын
Pants
@Forenzikproductions
@Forenzikproductions 4 жыл бұрын
This guy looks so much like Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico it’s crazy
@InstintoX84
@InstintoX84 4 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there
@rikiishitoru8885
@rikiishitoru8885 3 жыл бұрын
The Jokers actually considered a punishment where one of them would have to legally change their name to Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico
@jmaxx7410
@jmaxx7410 3 жыл бұрын
@@rikiishitoru8885 Only if murr loses once again😂😂
@nayf7682
@nayf7682 3 жыл бұрын
You mean Jacrispy?
@blueberry5063
@blueberry5063 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@cowboy8999
@cowboy8999 4 жыл бұрын
I finally understand the "hey Laura nice pants" gig from the show.
@AdamFrancisco
@AdamFrancisco 4 жыл бұрын
Oh wow. I saw this but didn't realize that's where it came from. Never connected the dots.
@fatdave124
@fatdave124 4 жыл бұрын
He also says I like them shits in this set which is from the show lol
@danielbrown1724
@danielbrown1724 4 жыл бұрын
The 2 are completely unrelated.
@elixp7776
@elixp7776 4 жыл бұрын
Not to mention his shirt that he has that says "I have your pants" in ransom type letters
@zaynahmed
@zaynahmed 4 жыл бұрын
wouldn't it be "hey stacey" instead...
@pickledfanta
@pickledfanta 5 жыл бұрын
it’s almost become a talent to perfectly skip the “this is not happening” intro’s every time
@tessasparrow5881
@tessasparrow5881 5 жыл бұрын
Hit L four times.
@missundies
@missundies 4 жыл бұрын
@@tessasparrow5881 That depends on what settings you have.
@danielb1194
@danielb1194 4 жыл бұрын
i kinda like them
@Ye4rZero
@Ye4rZero 4 жыл бұрын
@@danielb1194 they're awesome idk why people don't
@keithg5187
@keithg5187 4 жыл бұрын
Well why would u want to skip them .... lame
@strethy
@strethy 7 жыл бұрын
I love sal , I don't even care what he's saying, his face just makes me happy
@joshwettlin6670
@joshwettlin6670 5 жыл бұрын
Me 3!
@blazeflamegames
@blazeflamegames 5 жыл бұрын
especially the photobomb one
@seangallagher6740
@seangallagher6740 5 жыл бұрын
Penny wat about voice
@goldpet66
@goldpet66 5 жыл бұрын
Same! 😊
@yannaoveable
@yannaoveable 5 жыл бұрын
Yes....instant like 😊👍
@yesreneau
@yesreneau 7 жыл бұрын
"Oh and by the way, Kinkos? No questions asked." ahahahha
@edvargo291
@edvargo291 6 жыл бұрын
YesReneau Yeah, until he got out of the store, Then you just know they all gathered around and talked about it!
@TheSnurtBurglar
@TheSnurtBurglar 6 жыл бұрын
Did there need to be? The situation was pretty normal
@theiosif3632
@theiosif3632 5 жыл бұрын
100% ROFL
@johnarcher5312
@johnarcher5312 5 жыл бұрын
Who took that pic of him? I'm thinking this story might not be TOTALLY true...
@dmack47yo
@dmack47yo 5 жыл бұрын
John Archer never did a countdown selfie?
@Seantendo
@Seantendo 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty good stand-up for someone who falls to the floor every time he laughs! (Guys, it's a play on words. Stand-up, fall down?)
@mathatter9158
@mathatter9158 4 жыл бұрын
He does stand up.
@LudaChez
@LudaChez 4 жыл бұрын
@@mathatter9158 yeah but on the show he's always laughing through everything
@kttouchdownf2w
@kttouchdownf2w 4 жыл бұрын
You’re a disposable human
@ipellaers
@ipellaers 4 жыл бұрын
Well... Wouldn't falling to the floor multiple times imply almost as many times of standing up?
@ipellaers
@ipellaers 4 жыл бұрын
@@noahchenier691 People who talk about "small cocks" are scientifically proven to suffer from micro penis.
@deealexandra6928
@deealexandra6928 5 жыл бұрын
“To prove I got them shits” is such NY slang 😂😂😂 I love hearing it come through in comedian acts
@BadBoyBobby85
@BadBoyBobby85 4 жыл бұрын
Here it's, "It's to prove I gots that shit"
@sebitours1221
@sebitours1221 4 жыл бұрын
Women and pizza are a lot alike, always better from NY😏
@clamcake1564
@clamcake1564 4 жыл бұрын
thats a fahkin boston sayin kiddddd
@gallyturndrop5320
@gallyturndrop5320 4 жыл бұрын
@@sebitours1221 actually youre thinking of ross township, kentucky.
@kevindurnantula
@kevindurnantula 4 жыл бұрын
Has anyone else always thought Sal is gay???
@Boricua4_Life
@Boricua4_Life 7 жыл бұрын
"i never got the peanut butter" lmfao. killed it, Sal!
@jabraeclarit2320
@jabraeclarit2320 5 жыл бұрын
Jose Davila I wish he told us if she laughed or not
@JargonMadjin
@JargonMadjin Жыл бұрын
@@jabraeclarit2320 I'll just assume she did
@nodataFYI
@nodataFYI 7 жыл бұрын
This was one of the funniest uploads of TINH. I had no idea Sal was such a good stand up comedian.
@Jeffisboredd
@Jeffisboredd 7 жыл бұрын
NoData he loves Stand up, he performs a lot with another comedian named big jay oakerson
@nodataFYI
@nodataFYI 7 жыл бұрын
Saul Tovar that's great I'll go check it out. thanks
@doubleeeeeee
@doubleeeeeee 7 жыл бұрын
damn I was thinking of big jay during this video since both these guys are so good at telling a story. that explains it
@kaylanelson5318
@kaylanelson5318 7 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite story / the best I've heard on TINH. A++ This story just topped my other favorite TINH story - T.J. Miller Has a Seizure.
@kaylanelson5318
@kaylanelson5318 7 жыл бұрын
Ali Siddiq - Prison Riot I really liked that one too. Top 3 for me.
@arrk
@arrk 3 жыл бұрын
He’s funny he should be in a show w his 3 friends and do weird things in public or something
@Matty80822
@Matty80822 3 жыл бұрын
it'd be pretty cool if they like... pranked each other or forced each other to do uncomfortable things
@choochlordbeats7964
@choochlordbeats7964 3 жыл бұрын
But what would such a show be called?
@juandedomenico4306
@juandedomenico4306 3 жыл бұрын
Hey thats a pretty cool idea bro
@Ineigi
@Ineigi 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant idea!
@skeptical4446
@skeptical4446 3 жыл бұрын
I gotta hunch they are more his co-workers then his friends
@TK-ui2th
@TK-ui2th 4 жыл бұрын
"i thought it was gonna be a hoot, like a little light hoot. never in my dreams did i think it was a possible terror" 😂 such an underrated line, and probably applicable to every impractical jokers scene he's arrived to not knowing it was a punishment
@stanleygood5713
@stanleygood5713 3 жыл бұрын
This guy looks a lot like Jacrispy.
@TheMysticalFox
@TheMysticalFox 6 жыл бұрын
This guy looks a lot like Jacrispy.
@JolanDrovandi
@JolanDrovandi 5 жыл бұрын
Sal
@rawnorth7882
@rawnorth7882 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha nicely done
@fluffnose3386
@fluffnose3386 4 жыл бұрын
Looks more like Sharty waffles
@jimmycrack221
@jimmycrack221 4 жыл бұрын
Smith John Who, Disfatt Bidge?
@laykantheealien5722
@laykantheealien5722 4 жыл бұрын
HahHahahahahaha
@Parz1val465
@Parz1val465 4 жыл бұрын
Wait he cut out letters and put them on paper to scan it because you dont want to have any handwriting..for an email. Now Thats high!
@jjcoola998
@jjcoola998 3 жыл бұрын
Edibles bro...
@Parz1val465
@Parz1val465 2 жыл бұрын
@@giuseppijimi woah woah woah. Tf
@kovichcrow
@kovichcrow 2 жыл бұрын
No it is a common stereotype of terrorists and serial killers to write letters using magazine clippings
@gammagames1413
@gammagames1413 2 жыл бұрын
@@kovichcrow yes specifically because they dont want their handwriting on the note. In an email it is just font. There is no hand writing anyways.
@bustinarant
@bustinarant 2 жыл бұрын
@@gammagames1413 Do you think he's playing games?
@laykantheealien5722
@laykantheealien5722 4 жыл бұрын
*"I want this ransom note to be on the up and up"*
@nightcat87
@nightcat87 3 жыл бұрын
Stay classy
@sacrilegiousboi978
@sacrilegiousboi978 3 жыл бұрын
Sal was trying to replace the peanut butter jar that Murr violated during the home invasion punishment
@liahamilton8931
@liahamilton8931 3 жыл бұрын
The pfp. The name. It’s brilliant. Chefs kiss
@Mr14blake
@Mr14blake 7 жыл бұрын
how has this not been brought up on impractical jokers
@daveduncan518
@daveduncan518 7 жыл бұрын
he brought it up on the podcast that he does with Q called What Say You? and I think he does an even better job of telling it there. episode 19. Q laughs so hard that he throws up. great stuff.
@tellemsteve-dave4276
@tellemsteve-dave4276 7 жыл бұрын
Dave Duncan What Say You is great but TESD is on another level.
@daveduncan518
@daveduncan518 7 жыл бұрын
Ben Rawding that's what I'm hearing. I'll have to check that out next. especially since WSY hasn't released a new episode since who knows when.
@Flieguy
@Flieguy 7 жыл бұрын
Tesd Ants in the house!
@johnherovillegas9101
@johnherovillegas9101 7 жыл бұрын
it is now :)
@zackcraft7204
@zackcraft7204 7 жыл бұрын
He knocked it out of the park. One of the best stories yet
@longdongdaddyfromcincinnat9083
@longdongdaddyfromcincinnat9083 5 жыл бұрын
Having flashbacks to “hey Laura, those are nice pants!!”
@madisonhusker7048
@madisonhusker7048 4 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOO
@amandacatherine7220
@amandacatherine7220 3 жыл бұрын
Yes so true
@JoJoFan87
@JoJoFan87 4 жыл бұрын
He is legit a funny guy on and off Impractical Jokers.
@mikee702
@mikee702 3 жыл бұрын
ehhh...not really lol
@JoJoFan87
@JoJoFan87 3 жыл бұрын
@@mikee702 Your opinion.
@mikee702
@mikee702 3 жыл бұрын
@@JoJoFan87 everything is opinions here unless factual numbers are cited lol in my opinion he would be funny at a teenager age or under.
@soulfly3438
@soulfly3438 3 жыл бұрын
why do you think they gave him a show and pay him tens of thousands per episode? did you think he wasnt funny?
@bsilkwood8272
@bsilkwood8272 7 жыл бұрын
Should have called Larry to help.
@Jamushu
@Jamushu 5 жыл бұрын
Larry wouldn't have picked up. Whenever you need the guy, *_he's just never around!_*
@brandonmalik3329
@brandonmalik3329 5 жыл бұрын
That’s joe not sal
@cilliancooney3950
@cilliancooney3950 4 жыл бұрын
LARRY!!!!!
@jacobsilverman4645
@jacobsilverman4645 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, if you have noticed they haven't made a "Larry" reference in awhile, it's because the original Larry sued the show for copyright, using his name without permission. They are not allowed to make Larry jokes anymore.
@blackhoodie3461
@blackhoodie3461 4 жыл бұрын
Jacob Silverman - how? You being sarcastic? Lmao
@theaxehandle1
@theaxehandle1 7 жыл бұрын
Prepare for something amazing!
@dipnriptrader8322
@dipnriptrader8322 7 жыл бұрын
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!
@PokerJunkie83
@PokerJunkie83 7 жыл бұрын
I want my MOMMY! lolol
@BatraSahb
@BatraSahb 5 жыл бұрын
DEAD. rofl
@rawnorth7882
@rawnorth7882 4 жыл бұрын
Best thread on here
@aditya7428
@aditya7428 4 жыл бұрын
Like a bawwss!
@BabbleOnComedy
@BabbleOnComedy 4 жыл бұрын
When he dressed up in the pants and suit he looks like mr incredible when he is in the bank
@kevinfager.
@kevinfager. 2 жыл бұрын
He’s right about knowing how to live. That is exactly what he should have done in that scenario. Also it’s impressive that he found the letters to spell out peanut butter…idk 8 times over.
@milkitalix2419
@milkitalix2419 7 жыл бұрын
first time I have heard sal swear
@gabbyburton1999
@gabbyburton1999 7 жыл бұрын
shintaro amano It's great.
@mandutumuch4480
@mandutumuch4480 5 жыл бұрын
Ikt I found it weird
@welshdober
@welshdober 5 жыл бұрын
He had a few funny lines on the big jay roast
@missundies
@missundies 4 жыл бұрын
@@welshdober Is that video here on yt?
@welshdober
@welshdober 4 жыл бұрын
Karolin S I believe so
@nodataFYI
@nodataFYI 7 жыл бұрын
I love Impractical Jokers... and I love This Is Not Happening... This is a good day.
@AlexanderPenkov
@AlexanderPenkov 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@Pigsbum53ASMR
@Pigsbum53ASMR 3 жыл бұрын
Hey at least he went to sleep without having it figured out! Or he would have gotten sooo anxious
@acenanu121
@acenanu121 3 жыл бұрын
someone here knows how edibles work hahahahahahaha
@yesreneau
@yesreneau 2 жыл бұрын
5 years later, and I still love this video as much as I did when I first found it 🤣
@pwills122
@pwills122 2 жыл бұрын
same. i miss this series so much 😭
@mrlevinielsen
@mrlevinielsen 6 жыл бұрын
Wow, none of any of these jokes even compare to Arnold Schwarzenegger finding an onion ring in his fries.
@jmrbug9623
@jmrbug9623 5 жыл бұрын
Why isn't this comment the most liked comment?
@ErrolWhiteOfficial
@ErrolWhiteOfficial 5 жыл бұрын
@@jmrbug9623 penis
@Cori761
@Cori761 5 жыл бұрын
Who did that joke?
@aronquemarr7434
@aronquemarr7434 5 жыл бұрын
I understand this because of Family Guy.
@Xtremecarfan10188
@Xtremecarfan10188 5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@lorolo6848
@lorolo6848 7 жыл бұрын
It took me so long to remember Americans call trousers pants. This story was a lot different when I thought he meant underwear
@laurenescarcha3246
@laurenescarcha3246 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@james4727
@james4727 5 жыл бұрын
@@laurenescarcha3246 lol in what country does pants mean underwear? Where im from pants and trousers are interchangeable.
@laurenescarcha3246
@laurenescarcha3246 5 жыл бұрын
@@james4727 good question
@Menibor1
@Menibor1 5 жыл бұрын
James he was just trying to be funny...... no where in the world so people think pants are underwear
@unoriented_x4957
@unoriented_x4957 5 жыл бұрын
I was wondering if there were any other Brits here who a bit confused by "pants" :)
@captainwonderwoman5049
@captainwonderwoman5049 5 жыл бұрын
I love Sal Vulcano he’s the one who makes me laugh when he’s in the impractical jokers and he always make me smile and brighten me up
@user-gy2jy9pp1t
@user-gy2jy9pp1t 5 жыл бұрын
Wait, what?! Sal does stand up?! Omg in love!
@LFBiSyn
@LFBiSyn 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah he’s hilarious in stand up
@18idlesuggest
@18idlesuggest 5 жыл бұрын
I died when he actually showed the actual photos xD
@justherpaeste1115
@justherpaeste1115 Жыл бұрын
Let me do CPR on you then
@triplet2381
@triplet2381 6 жыл бұрын
He had me at the punchline 😂 “I didn’t get the peanut butter”
@JargonMadjin
@JargonMadjin Жыл бұрын
Yeah that got me too
@sportsboyjon
@sportsboyjon Жыл бұрын
Sal is a great story teller and this bit made me laugh harder than any other "this isnt happening" scene!
@JargonMadjin
@JargonMadjin Жыл бұрын
It's even better that he brings proof that he actually did it, the photos and the note itself. Without those it's a "That's a pretty funny story" but because he proves that it actually happened, the reality of it sinks in and it's even funnier. I mean the note alone is dedication
@PetePanaia
@PetePanaia 5 жыл бұрын
Sal? Very funny stuff! Your Uber driver in Pittsburgh today (04-13-2019)
@midwestbambi
@midwestbambi 3 жыл бұрын
you were his uber? i heard he’s really nice in person!
@greylyons816
@greylyons816 7 жыл бұрын
im laughing my ass off right now. this guy is hysterical.
@Papi_Luis2001
@Papi_Luis2001 6 жыл бұрын
Grey Lyons when’s the last time you’ve heard somebody say the word Hysterical 😂😂😂😂😆
@SuperGensler
@SuperGensler 7 жыл бұрын
Super proud of Sal, this is just good stuff. Keep killing it Ari!
@manuelmezquita9462
@manuelmezquita9462 7 жыл бұрын
Ryan Gensler idk if u heard a podcast called TESD Q from IJ is in it all 300 ep before the show, anyways Sal is in the show as well on some episodes...shit gets funny
@sirdigbychickenceasar4474
@sirdigbychickenceasar4474 7 жыл бұрын
Manuel Mezquita sal and q got a podcast them selves called what say you
@manuelmezquita9462
@manuelmezquita9462 7 жыл бұрын
Sir digby chicken ceasar I know but it's ah...more pg? in tesd they really go at it
@SuperGensler
@SuperGensler 7 жыл бұрын
??? I have no idea what you just said.
@sirdigbychickenceasar4474
@sirdigbychickenceasar4474 7 жыл бұрын
Ryan Gensler basically the tesd podcast has a lot of bad language where as the what say you podcast is more pg( parental guidance(less swear words ))
@aadhil2185
@aadhil2185 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is funny he should have a tv series with 3 of he’s good friends
@IfIHadMyTimeAgain
@IfIHadMyTimeAgain 4 жыл бұрын
*his
@aadhil2185
@aadhil2185 4 жыл бұрын
Joe S I hate People like u 😂
@AnthonyTrifoglio
@AnthonyTrifoglio 4 жыл бұрын
*his
@aadhil2185
@aadhil2185 4 жыл бұрын
Anthony Trifoglio ok
@IfIHadMyTimeAgain
@IfIHadMyTimeAgain 4 жыл бұрын
Aadhil I hate myself too
@tfox285
@tfox285 5 жыл бұрын
I have to watch this again every so often, it is a work of art and brings me so much joy.
@Dazen101
@Dazen101 7 жыл бұрын
I'm fucking dying. That was gold
@909Pocahontas
@909Pocahontas 7 жыл бұрын
"Do you think I'm playing games?" Lmfao! I want to get high with Sal!
@alij7232
@alij7232 7 жыл бұрын
elisa gonzales That's not much of a life goal.
@909Pocahontas
@909Pocahontas 7 жыл бұрын
So you assume this is my life goal?
@909Pocahontas
@909Pocahontas 7 жыл бұрын
Haha so getting high with sal should be frowned upon? I'm not the typical square you seem to be use to.
@alij7232
@alij7232 7 жыл бұрын
I never implied that you were square. Just that you would not even have to try with 'Sal.' Sure, he might lead you on for a while, make you think that he was doing you a favor or something, but you would not get out with a positive self-image.
@ryancromer5046
@ryancromer5046 7 жыл бұрын
Ali J Are you for real? You're a fucking idiot kid
@leroyalexander_
@leroyalexander_ 3 жыл бұрын
First time seeing sal do stand up. And it was flawless for me. Dude was meant for the stage. My favourite joker to date. Anymore?
@ericgoodwinart
@ericgoodwinart 2 жыл бұрын
This is still one of my favorite stories I’ve ever heard in standup. Sal’s storytelling ability is fantastic!
@gabrielcalmon8516
@gabrielcalmon8516 5 жыл бұрын
every time he says "wouldn't be great...?" i break into tears laughing. I don't even know what's he's gonna say, but I know it's gonna be good
@joshaugust8721
@joshaugust8721 7 жыл бұрын
Damn Sal Killed
@hartsock9253
@hartsock9253 5 жыл бұрын
This is still by far the best “this is not happening” skit. Love it! 😂😂😂
@chrisp9098
@chrisp9098 3 жыл бұрын
Excellent story driven comedy. Laughs throughout and a great pay off at the end. Couldn't ask for more.
@mikecantreed
@mikecantreed 7 жыл бұрын
This mightve been the best one yet.
@andymerc1074
@andymerc1074 7 жыл бұрын
this might be the best one ive ever seen n ive seen every single one
@4everNdeavor
@4everNdeavor 5 жыл бұрын
Second best to Mexican got on boots
@KingKenny.
@KingKenny. 2 жыл бұрын
Sal has that normal everyday guy vibe to him , its great to see him doing great career wise !
@lukedguy1253
@lukedguy1253 4 жыл бұрын
Woah this guy kinda looks like the guy from Impractical Jokers
@vinny7297
@vinny7297 4 жыл бұрын
I know that's what I was thinking they look exactly alike
@ryanhalley2314
@ryanhalley2314 4 жыл бұрын
ok den crazy
@sopita2236
@sopita2236 4 жыл бұрын
Ha get it cuz he actually is from impractical jokers except they stated it clearly in the beginning of the video so literally everyone who watched knows this
@lukedguy1253
@lukedguy1253 4 жыл бұрын
@@sopita2236 ok
@susie7336
@susie7336 3 жыл бұрын
@@sopita2236 you must be so fun to hang out with.
@Forenzikproductions
@Forenzikproductions 7 жыл бұрын
This is honestly the best TINH stories, besides the TJ Miller one of course
@eraldylli
@eraldylli 6 жыл бұрын
What?! I wonder whether after a year you still stand by that claim.
@jacobpieters4500
@jacobpieters4500 6 жыл бұрын
Rare Videos by Javier Vargas TV! Or Bert Kreichser
@gjuttla704
@gjuttla704 6 жыл бұрын
And sister Hyacinth lol
@ocgmercury
@ocgmercury 6 жыл бұрын
They should get Gabriel Iglesias on this bitch.
@compressedpoop
@compressedpoop 5 жыл бұрын
Sean Patton
@NedTheDread
@NedTheDread 7 жыл бұрын
I almost literally threw up I was laughing so hard. One of the best stories I've seen on this series.
@justinhenry6028
@justinhenry6028 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is an actual master of funny storytelling
@bigkeith1022
@bigkeith1022 4 жыл бұрын
if he was renting from me and he did that to my girlfriend... then told me about it the way he did his landlord... i probably woulda lowered his rent by 50-100 dollars a month...
@kowalski2933
@kowalski2933 3 жыл бұрын
I like your cut g
@soulfly3438
@soulfly3438 3 жыл бұрын
ya def. you have to strike a friendship. men know you need this around you. women say creepy. men realize its the best
@saraheye
@saraheye 7 жыл бұрын
I love Sal 😂 totally losing it picturing him making those ransom notes
@gengivitis7448
@gengivitis7448 7 жыл бұрын
How can you not love Sal with stories like this 😂
@ambassador8524
@ambassador8524 4 жыл бұрын
Love this guy I’m glad he is doing stand up. I have been watching his shows for 3 years now. Jersey Pride!
@JenifAR87
@JenifAR87 3 жыл бұрын
Why would anyone give this a thumbs down? Sal Vulcano....Hero. Every. Time.
@cptrex98
@cptrex98 7 жыл бұрын
Where do i buy those prints? Seriously, I want those on my wall
@demitrisolvinski
@demitrisolvinski 7 жыл бұрын
Kinkos...did you not watch the video?
@cptrex98
@cptrex98 7 жыл бұрын
But I can't buy them there tho, you just go there to print out your own images right? Cause it'd be pretty weird if you could go buy my pictures that I printed for myself
@demitrisolvinski
@demitrisolvinski 7 жыл бұрын
Didn't realize you meant his prints, my bad Email him, I bet he'd get a kick out of you wanting them.
@cptrex98
@cptrex98 7 жыл бұрын
good idea
@Marccp
@Marccp 7 жыл бұрын
Well the photos are on the What Say You website (his podcast), along with scans of the ransom note. You may be able to use those.
@Icntrltebro
@Icntrltebro 7 жыл бұрын
I added this to my favorites
@hashslingingslasher666
@hashslingingslasher666 3 жыл бұрын
That was actually really solid and tight. I didn’t know he could stand up.
@ToshTitties
@ToshTitties 9 ай бұрын
Love ya buddy. Excited for the special to come out whenever it's time
@cagedsexybeast
@cagedsexybeast 7 жыл бұрын
This is the first time I've seen Sal do stand-up. He's a brilliant storyteller. Love it.
@spotnuk
@spotnuk 7 жыл бұрын
I'm a big stand-up comedy fan, I watch some videos every day. Sometimes I do chuckle a bit, but this had me in tears.
@BH-2023
@BH-2023 3 жыл бұрын
This man looks strikingly like Prince Herb. It's uncanny
@TheVioletWolf
@TheVioletWolf Жыл бұрын
Brilliant story-telling. I need more friends like this in my life.
@DoesNotInhale
@DoesNotInhale 7 жыл бұрын
Wow. Simply brilliant. The mannerisms, bringing in show and tell items, his delivery and method are entirely unique among comics. Sal is going to become one of the greatest stand ups of all time
@tunefox_draws5312
@tunefox_draws5312 5 жыл бұрын
"I never got the peanut butter" XDD
@justdrop
@justdrop 5 жыл бұрын
Some of these make me laugh under my breath. This one was actually funny.
@Top10Archive
@Top10Archive 7 жыл бұрын
You guys need to start doing intros like this more often.. the aliens are dumb.
@jjtomsic
@jjtomsic 7 жыл бұрын
You got it!
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated 6 жыл бұрын
Spoiler: Both of them were aliens all along.
@Gtwiggles91
@Gtwiggles91 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah that was definitely the best intro!
@sensitive_skin
@sensitive_skin 5 жыл бұрын
They are all dumb
@spookyspider2820
@spookyspider2820 4 жыл бұрын
the point
@tomfromtheroughcraft9588
@tomfromtheroughcraft9588 5 жыл бұрын
He earned every laugh on that, he worked HARD for everyone of them. Solid stand up. Best ive seen on "This Is Not Happening"
@JargonMadjin
@JargonMadjin Жыл бұрын
"I never got the peanut butter." Sal you absolute genius
@troubled_envy
@troubled_envy 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that he remembered to take all those precautions while being stoned is pretty amazing. I can't remember what I ate for breakfast this morning.
@Kazziebot
@Kazziebot 7 жыл бұрын
shout out to WSY peeps who heard this forever ago
@robertjackson6056
@robertjackson6056 7 жыл бұрын
RobotSucré and if you don't listen to What Say You then Go F*ck Yourself. 😆
@OpticalFunkllusions
@OpticalFunkllusions 7 жыл бұрын
HASHTAG go fuck yourself
@stoneseabolt
@stoneseabolt 7 жыл бұрын
Sal is so much funnier and more interesting than I'd have guessed. This is one of the best stories I've ever heard.
@trickytoes4209
@trickytoes4209 4 жыл бұрын
He went above and beyond for this.
@thomaskreisel5764
@thomaskreisel5764 2 жыл бұрын
this story made me laugh so hard! Sal is such a funny Dude. Love him! 🤣🤣🤣
@domjonas
@domjonas 7 жыл бұрын
Would've never guessed he could fit in a sz 6 lol
@angelabariteau
@angelabariteau 7 жыл бұрын
trooperrusher well it took him "minutes"
@bobertmcboberty1385
@bobertmcboberty1385 5 жыл бұрын
LARRYYYYYYY
@npc1172
@npc1172 7 жыл бұрын
is sal a stand up comic? if not hes a natural
@jakobsime4190
@jakobsime4190 5 жыл бұрын
Ya he is
@victoria-nu9hv
@victoria-nu9hv 4 жыл бұрын
he was a standup comic before the show actually. he has been for a while
@eliz4293
@eliz4293 5 жыл бұрын
his voice makes me so happy, my husband is so precious😍❤
@arty3583
@arty3583 4 жыл бұрын
By far, the best one I've seen in this series.
@Viva.Artistry
@Viva.Artistry 7 жыл бұрын
I've never laughed so hard at an episode of this is not happening
@tammicadenhead2600
@tammicadenhead2600 7 жыл бұрын
Ive met him twice and he is hilarious
@SLIKWRXLD
@SLIKWRXLD 4 жыл бұрын
Congratulations. Want a cookie?
@jimhaberlin6937
@jimhaberlin6937 Жыл бұрын
@@SLIKWRXLD A peanut butter cookie?
@rustyowl1979
@rustyowl1979 3 жыл бұрын
Cranjis? Cranjis McBasketball?
@kaitlynnp.6752
@kaitlynnp.6752 5 жыл бұрын
i have never seen someone try so hard for a comedy video with props and i love it
@JustOrgil
@JustOrgil 5 жыл бұрын
I had a whole different image in my head throughout the joke until he showed those pictures because pants usually mean underwear in the UK lol
@archmageofendor3312
@archmageofendor3312 7 жыл бұрын
im from england so for this whole thing i thought he meant panties which wouldve been much worse :P
@yourdailyLIFE
@yourdailyLIFE 7 жыл бұрын
ArchMage OfEndor I had to rewatch it so I could see it from your perspective. Almost threw up from laughing.
@dannyandnatalie
@dannyandnatalie 7 жыл бұрын
ArchMage OfEndor me too! because they're American I thought when he said pants he was talking about knickers!
@georgeclinton4524
@georgeclinton4524 7 жыл бұрын
So if he takes this joke to the UK should he call them 'womens trousers?'
@archmageofendor3312
@archmageofendor3312 7 жыл бұрын
yeah or no one will understand :P
@dandjedi
@dandjedi 7 жыл бұрын
ArchMage OfEndor English people don't understand the word pants? We understand trousers and pants just fine. Lol
@BrassMtn
@BrassMtn 3 жыл бұрын
I frigging love Sal. This is gold.
@chuggabuscus
@chuggabuscus 2 жыл бұрын
Who else watching this instead of sleeping
@ABRASILERA17
@ABRASILERA17 7 жыл бұрын
Nearly perfect! Definitely the top 3 of the 9 I've seen. He did an Incredible job and I'm happy he acknowledged the audience behind him. It kinda sucks paying for a comedy show then having to use your imagination extra hard to get into it
@demitrisolvinski
@demitrisolvinski 7 жыл бұрын
Funniest story I've heard in a minute! Well done Sal
@MasculineByNature
@MasculineByNature 2 жыл бұрын
Best story I’ve heard on here, hilarious!!!
@timprosser8791
@timprosser8791 4 жыл бұрын
Surprisingly, one of the best.
@colinabbondante
@colinabbondante 7 жыл бұрын
Hands down the best one, Sal killed it
@jtiltin
@jtiltin 7 жыл бұрын
I was lucky enough to see it live; it was hilarious. I love Sal, and the Jokers!
@Shystee53
@Shystee53 4 жыл бұрын
I used to work at Kinko's, I guarantee that wasn't even the weirdest thing they saw that day lmao.
@Jb-du5xt
@Jb-du5xt 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen the jokers live twice and I must say that sal may be the best storyteller I’ve ever experienced first hand
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