Literally I was just thinking that lmao

but harry potter though

there are so many of these fanfictions

Should read the League of Extraordinary Gentlement comics then, in that Harry's the antichrist and Mary Poppins smites him because she's literally God

Omg I literally said that out loud lmao

Bruhhhh 😂😂😂

I was looking for this comment 😂🤦🏽‍♀️

how??

@@ariana55T 43:02 1. Resurrecting someone from the dead 2. Controlling someone 3. Love curse Genie's three rules in Aladdin: 1. Can't kill someone 2. Can't make people fall in love 3. Can't bring anyone back from the dead So Dylan was off on one, but pretty close

@@anaisabelpais7389 Yeah that's why I didn't get it haha, the pain curse had nothing to do with aladdin. But well, it was a good idea, 2 out of 3 are a match.

I'm creepy and I get creeped out sometimes

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Yes, we do sometimes, depending on the context.

SAME😭

When he called Dumbledore, Hormander… idk why but I couldn’t stop laughing for a full 10 minutes!

"Dobby has a punishment kink Sir"

​@@KaixoDenekI did too 😂

I just fell on the floor and cling on the chair as I laugh at this

This was my absolute favorite

@@lukrecijamestrovic2245 +1 the worst part is that I started singing

It's funny cause she... survived... (I'll show myself out thank you)

YES that one actually made me chuckle

Idgi lol pls explain

OMF I DIED 😂😂😂

Fav part

Malnourished

LMAOOO DYLAN😭

Joey Tribbiani😂

At first i was afraid, i was petrified...

@@kiera-makenziemoore143 ✨kept thinking I could never liiive without you by my my side ✨

Rest in peace

Yes. Agree. Yes.

she's so real for saying that lol

I said the same thing

@@user-jp6zl5yd1h shit sorry if you commented before me

@@jenanhoumsi5710 it's ok

@@jenanhoumsi5710 I told my mom that

@@user-jp6zl5yd1h lmao

Ikr i think we need more dark magic fics tho

Right! 😂 someone tell this man about Wattpad 😂😂😂

@@antidave girl ao3 is full of dark magic fics, theres more fics about dark magic and dark pureblood familes than there has ever been about "light magic"

Uhuh though it feels a lot of Harry Potter fics have really slowed these couple years. They aren't as active as they used to be...is that just me?

@@BewareOfMpreg thanks!!!

I loved that part

that was so flynn rider of him

I ship it

@@noureldeheiri3110omg yes

Joey

okay you’ve done it. I’m reading them (after having read through everything harry potter related except books 3-6 for whatever weird reason please don’t ask i cannot explain it either)

Harry Potter is the only books I could ever read I’ve tried reading other books but nothing could take me out of the pages and into my head like the HP books I love them it’s constantly smiling and laughing

i was so mad when S.P.E.W. just didn't exist in the movie???? AT ALL?????????????????

​@@maritzahernandez9129Definitely try the Dresden Files! You can tell the author took a ton of inspiration from Harry Potter. The premise: Imagine if Harry Potter grew up and became a private investigator for supernatural stuff in Chicago and had a bit of a troubled past. It starts out really episodic/monster of the week, but quickly grows into a big arching story and it's PHENOMENAL.

​@@mia-ji8mhI mean it wasn't an important part of the book that had a huge impact on the progression of story. It's easy to see why it got cut

My eyes are focused elsewhere. 😂

EXACTLY it’s the strawberry dress the internet was obsessed with lol

She looked so pretty, it really suited her, and her makeup was tailored to it as well, literal perfection💖

My girl looked gorGeous

A BUNCH of people mentioned it earlier

The Wesley’s in general really (except for Fred and George) were kinda fucked. And the movies all had a weird obsession with Harry and Hermione, Hermione I kinda get because they needed a strong female lead for little girls to look up to, but seriously, Ron was screwed up.

Ron and Ginny both. They did them dirty.

@@idkhbtfmandnowimsad994 nothing more cringe than the harry x ginny movie entanglement

Quinn Curio has a really good video about this

@@aster6756 it’s so annoying. Ginny is so much more confident, self assured, and funny in the books. You got to see her grow from this awkward shy little girl into a bad ass girl.

not everyone has to turn into a good person and draco is the proof of that. he is a pure slytherin and only thinks of himself in the end

@@ilbwfy1550 I think it's fairly realistic too, like his family fell out with the Death Eaters, but that doesn't mean he's gunna turn into a goody two shoes after that. Sometimes people don't like the group they're in and distance themself. But it doesn't mean they want to be good people. They do whatever they can to survive. Def felt like staying on Voldemort's side any longer would've gotten the whole family killed so naturally they would aid his enemy subtly.

Personally I think it was fine, because some people are assholes but they're not *murderers*.

no, this just shows that not everyone is fully capable of redemption. and not all the characters will get the ending the readers like, because that will be very HEA of them

Just because draco is not a murderer doesn’t mean he’s a good pressings, for a good redemption to take place it needs to happen over time not at the end of horgwats it wouldn’t make sense then since he’s still had his family values

:0

Ikr everyone else just seems to not care about the fact that Harry Potter is the fricking boy who lived, and is a human who could die. They seem to just be like 'oh everybody dies at a certain point, so, why to stop a kid from putting himself into situations that could lead to it?'

Yeah mcgonagall is the best but Harry did have to live with the Dursley’s so his moms protection could live on in petunia- if he hadn’t lived with them he would’ve died in the first movie when quirrell attacked him

@@eleanorcb9125 well from my understanding, the protection that saved him from Quirell would have still been there. The home protection came from petunia being Lily’s blood, and as long as Harry could call the Dursley’s house home/under 17 nobody could get to him at the house.

@@Myst9066 Good point- does that protection only work at the house?

@@eleanorcb9125 I think that’s how it works. It’s why he had to continue to go back each summer.

That's how it started for many Dramione fans :))))

I was like "bruh"

@@IrinNovy and reality 😔 my best friend started dating her bf, after he called her a slur 😐

@@localthottie1255 bruh....

@@localthottie1255 Nooooooooo😭😭😭

What's AVPM?

@@cdnde A Very Potter Musical, I think

oh man Dylan NEEDS to watch AVPM huh. the draco x hermione plot is even in there he would love it

@@cdnde I can’t recommend it enough Fair warning for some rocky 2010’s humor, but for a play with zero budget it’s ducking fantastic The sequels even better in my opinion

@@dysmissme7343 omg i would love if he watched it!! i agree abt avps, lupin's introduction kills me every time.

wait what-? i always thought that was clear to anyone, there’s SO much about the vanishing cabinets and burgin and burkes that it must have been obvious draco was doing sth with the vanishing cabinet, i mean… he even says it in the scene where he kills dumbledore and he asks him how, and draco explains that he fixed it!

Voldy boldy😂😂😂

yeah i feel the fact he was fixing the cabinet to transport death eaters was glossed over. he was basically the only reason they got in

The movie didn't fail to explain it. They slowly show Draco's progress (way too slow actually) AND Dumbledore outright verbally explains it to the audience afterwards. Dylan can miss stuff because he's also doing humor and comedy at the same time but a general audience definitely wouldn't.

LMAO

Mortal Instruments was a Dramione fic originally, no? Or Ginny and Draco...?

@@ButchieTuffington I’m pretty sure it was a Ginny and Ron one because of the incest plot line

@@meganclouse7423 OH YEAH

@@ButchieTuffington Both actually. :D It started with Draco liking Hermione, but he ends up with Ginny, I think. It's called The Draco Trilogy if anyone's interested.

As he should

Yet hogwarts try to kill him at least once every year 😂

@@elite_rock_god2292 Three times minimum lmao

Wish someone would tell him that Neville could be the "chosen one" as well... in fact...

@@callmedelirium Yeah, and since he was the one who killed nagini he might actually have been the one to do the final deed. It's just that voldemort thought it would be harry and in that way chose to go to harry and kill him when he was an infant

Have you read the books? Because imo it's the best book out of the series but the movie did not do it justice. There is just so much more in the book i love it so much.

As soon as I saw her character I was annoyed, every time I saw her I’d roll my eyes and be like UGHHH can’t she be killed off already 😭

The most Karen character to ever exist on screen

Everyone hates her. That it is why some potterheads call her Umbitch

I vividly remember throwing my book off my bed when she locked up their brooms in her office. I hate her with such a passion 😂

She’s probably my most hated villain ever, like she doesn’t have any redeeming qualities that could make me like her even for a bit

😂😂😂

@@slevinchannel7589 shut up

@@slevinchannel7589 stfu

This is it. The loudest comment👐🏼

Plus we don't know for sure how the Dursleys would behave if they weren't living with a literal horcrux for a number of years.

And the reason the blood ritual was SO important in GoF was because of the blood protection spell.

@@freyja6360thats just blatantly untrue, if nothing else we know mcgonagall calls them awful before harry was dropped off in one of the first lines of themovie

Yeah and also they kind of made it look like Hermione is Harry's bff while in the books it was always obvious that it was Ron, Harry says that himself couple of times

lol nah he wasn't "truly always there ", movie 4 the perf example. He acted like the worst lil bitch. And many other times lol

@@Jen-iv5nr well yeah, they had a big fight in the 4th and 7th, but still Ron was always Harry's best friend, and during that fights Harry was always miserable

@@Jen-iv5nr during that time tho Harry says a bunch of times that hanging out with Hermione just wasn't as fun

@@MW-xd6hy yeah and Harry even noted that hanging out with Hermione was pretty nice, but it was nothing compared to hanging out with Ron. I think it was during their fight in the 4th book. Also, Harry in the movies is completely different than Book Harry, despite literally doing all the same things.

The Ginny slander in this video is uneasy

I will forever slander movie ginny

Mood

@@jellnae5407 Bonnie Wright deserved a better script

lol

That needs to happen it would be amazing

I second that. It would be an awesome collaboration.

Ah man, when your fandoms collide! haha This would be the most unexpected collab but I definitely want it now.

Got the quote(s)?

That's how you know these movies had good f-ing casting!

@@mdCreationz yeah, a lot of the cast was absolutely amazing

@@mdCreationz but it makes me wonder what his casting call was now that I think about it. was it just "looking for very large British man who resembles a walrus for upcoming 8-part film series"?

@@washedblue 😂😂😂😂

Trueee

I've read that fanfic

With Dramione I feel like I have read at least 50% of fanfics. (On AO3 and Wattpad)

It’s for the ships and better storylines and more swearing and action if you catch my drift ;)

Best fanfics i love: Snape mentoring/adopting Harry Draco stands up to Voldemort at the final battle/redeption arc Harry is political/high class/is a Lord Snape saves Harry from Umbridge Severus as a "fith marauder" Dramione done right/unclichèd Harry makes smarter desicions in tight situations Hermione the death eater Hermione saved from abusive Ron by Snape or Draco Gryffondor!Draco

I KNOW THAT WAS SO FUNNY

two words: underrated quote

Oh and don't forget the doBby-oNly -wEars-a-sOck-kink

I literally cried laughing, I had to pause

@@z.b.6447 same Dylan had me rolling

IKR WHEN I SAY THAT I LITERALLY SAID “SHES WEARING THE STRAWBERRY DRESS!!! SHES WEARING THE STRAWBERRY DRESS!!!”

I‘m so in love with her... Sirius is my daddy as well.. also, yes, the strawberry dress 👸🏿

YES ITS SO BEAUTIFUL

Pls give timestamp

@@for.tax.reasons 26:07

I know!! Wasn’t he in the Count of Monte Christo too?

Literally Michael Gambon did Dumbledor so damn dirty and it makes me so sad to watch 1 & 2 and think about what could have been if only Richard Harris was still around

@@eyesofivy Yes! I guess I'm not alone in saying that Gambon's Dumbledor is really weird after seeing Harris's good portrayal! Gambon's take on Dumbledor made me hate the character (at least in the movies). LOL

Just want to say: Thank you all for your correct take on this matter. That is all.

Dreams do come true!

RIGHT. ITS REALLY ALREADY BEEN 3 YEARS

AAAAA WHY IS EVERYONE SO EXCITED OMG

YESSS

WE’RE GETTING ALMOST 2 HOURS OF THIS CONTENT TOO 🤩

omg wait do they

I recommend hannibal

i wouldn't be surprised lol brain is a wierd thing

They probably both think of how they would kill the other instead

🤣🤣

he says "you may not like him minister but dumbledores got style" and in the books, its not kingsley who says it, its armando dippet (one of the portraits in dumbledores office)

😂😂

hahahhshdhdh I am dying

SAME BAHSHS

Me too, so funny!!

It j gets funnier every time you watch it 😂

Dylan's reaction to it had me cackling 😂

I can relate. (Pronounce that like Dylan did when he mimicked Amanda Bynes in She’s the man)

dylans face is killing me

That's call editing

Honestly definitely can relate 🤭

Also the fact that it was never said that Belatrix used the killing curse, iirc the books said there was a flash of red and Sirius fell back thru the arch and when they looked on the other side Sirius was not there.

What is wrong with u lol

@@kathleenhill3177 ?

Yassssss😂!!

@@kathleenhill3177 what do u even mean?

I think he said "mom" not "Ron"

Most of them, I mean, couldn't they cast a young Lily with blue eyes? 😂 (yes, I know both Harry and Lily are supposed to have green eyes, but they could've at least matched Daniel Radcliffe's blue eyes)

@@mangojuice2792 Truueeee still bugs me to this day. Green or blue eyes would have worked, but they managed to find like the one red head that had BROWN eyes, looking the exact opposite of Harry’s.

@@mangojuice2792 idk if this is a reputable fact but i think i read somewhere that they tried to give dan green contacts and they irritated his eyes so they dropped it

@@Saif-eh9nb yes I think they said it in a behind the scenes cut

Did they say that about Vernon? I only remember Slughorn being described as walrus-like

Also weren't all the time turners destroyed at one point?

@@eyesofivy yea they were all at the ministry during the order of the phoenix movie when Ginny destroys the room with the prophecies.

I was looking for this comment haha

He said that and I thought what you wrote.

Bruhh that is the villain 🤣🤣🤣

There is actually a LOT of dark or grey wizard harry fanifc. Its actually a very popular subset of harry potter fanfics

*dawg

That’s sad 😞

@@user-pm2gn8sr6y Yep, he was a terrible character in the movies.

@@arunr1627 still love Rupert though 🙃

He wasn’t thaaat bad. Granted not as g in the books but it could’ve been worse

@@danimorin287 nah imo in the movies at best, he was a funny idiot and at worse he was just straight up an asshole

facts

Yes.

True but he had money and fame. Someone would’ve taken advantage of that.

Harry thought that Cho was asking him the date of the next D.A. when she was asking him on a date

Wow all these likes holy crap. I just remember the fourth book when he discovered girls. Idk why but that’s my favorite part of all the books

Well, its the fault of the movies. They never gave his back story. The Gaunts werent even present.

@@86upsmaya the half blood prince book is the best and none of the good parts are in the movie

but hear me out, twist is that voldy still exists and everyone is elevating Harry to beat their supposed enemy but really they just installed a new, worse version after all of it.

Voldemort wasn't abused though. He was born from a love potion which caused him to be unable to love and that led to his 'reign of terror'.

@@lukvanleeuwen7603 yeah and i'm pretty sure the orphanage was good to him

Adn went forward and back in time (Tenet).

Also Harry and Snape🤢

i ship harry and draco🧍‍♀️you know what, i don’t care, they should’ve been together 💃

harry and tom too lmao. i was surprised about how many fanfictions are written about them

@@sadtimesalways forgot for a second about tom riddle and i thought you meant felton 💀

harry and Tom riddle makes more sense than harry and draco ;-;

But how would he know there’s a course on the teachers role as it’s mentioned once I think in the books as I remember so how would he know

I cant believe they didn’t put it in the movies, it was like a known, running event in the books. So much that Harry’s reaction to hearing Snape got the Dark Arts position was, ‘no need to worry, he’ll be gone by the end of year - hopefully even dead’z

I don't get it please explain 😂💔

i don’t get it someone explain pls

@@kateg1683 lord Voldemort put a curse on that position, because he wanted to be a teacher, but got rejected by Dumbledore. So every year there is a new teacher in that position

I thought the teachers declined bc Oliver prolly tried to drown himself after bloody Hufflepuff won

@@Seungberrysmine That's freaking dark

Finally someone who read the books too 😂

Yep! And tbh it's such a small thing that could have been put into the movies with a few extra lines. Especially bc it's such a small detail that remains an excellent introduction to Cedric's character and kind personality. ❤️

@@NichtVorhanden they literally say that in the books - something like “he’s in the showers probably trying to drown himself”. It was meant more jokingly bc Oliver is known for being super extra when it came to Quidditch.

Pretty much it 😂

Someone already got the likes. try again somewhere else

@@tacxcat I wasn't copying anyone. I didn't even look at the comments. I just say that with my friend whenever we watch GoF. No need to be so rude :)

We'll never get over it, will we?

Damn

Also with the inclusion of Tom Riddle.

Yes! And he has to stay with them because being in close proximity to Lily's relative is prolonging the power of the protection created by her sacrifice.

But they were aweful before Harry was with them. Besides it should effect everyone in Hogwarts as well in that case even nice people like Hagrid, Ron and Hermione.

@@sawanna508 There were just a regular folks that were jealous and a bit of a snobs. A lot of people are but that doesn't mean that they would treat a child like that. They've took Harry in and Petunia even remembered Dumbledore's letter, they knew it was important. Harry's powers grew with age and he lived with them the whole time. Nobody at Hogwarts had this prolonged exposure to the horcrux as them. Actually, the closest to that was Ron since they've shared a dorm and even while loving Harry, he fought with him the most. After destroying the horcrux Harry and the Dursleys weren't super close but they weren't enemies either, they remained in contact, just hadn't much in common to spend a lot of time together. Let's not forget that muggles are weaker to those things than wizards. Which is probably the most important thing here - wizards are biologically stronger and even with that - Harry still was more of a curiosity at Hogwarts than anything else. People closest to him were mostly great wizards and those who just liked him weren't spending enought time in his vicinity. Remember Slytherin's locket? It was enough to take it off their necks for it to stop affecting them. It was still near but it wasn't working. So yeah, the most important here was the fact that they were muggles, not wizards and were with him longer than anyone at Hogwarts. But that's just how I see it🤷.

Thank you! You just reminded me of one of my favourite parts of the books!!

You literally expressed my thoughts 😂

Oliver trying to drown himself will never not be iconic

HAHAHAH

Aggghhhh Misoasss in this videoooooo☺️

@@macdemarcaroni883 Yes! It was a nice surprise for us

She was charming! She needs to come back more!

she has an insta?

@@MrSVD92 yeah, it's @yurwelcome_

wait, that happened?

@@tuopsy the chess scene from the first movie lol

@@tuopsy Yes

Didn’t he fall off that horse and get knocked unconscious in the film?

@@jeffreyquinde6707 haha yeah that too. I was confused on how a four foot fall did that too. 🤕😂

And Severus, who also was literally a classmate of him.

James pranced

I LOVED THIS DETAIL!!!!

Yeah, I was watching this like -you are literally describing Voldemort-

ahahahah I was screaming at my screen the same thing

Okay, but not the same thing. I want to see dark HARRY. 👀

I love this comment to much

But voldemort's situation was different because he was born from a love potion therefore he could never feel love that's why he was dark

JK Rowling is truly a genius author

No it's because it's voldemorts soul I think

@@eziospaghettiauditore8369 and transphobic

@@SportySkater420 having independent views about biological human sexuality does not make her afraid of transsexuals

@@eziospaghettiauditore8369 yeah she’s just old and has bad views on things, and hates trans people, but that doesn’t mean she’s transphobic.

so he was a badass 12 yo in real life 😳

I SCREAMED when I saw this, it was too funny 😂😂

I laughed out loud! The set up fir the joke was SO good!!

I screamed !!!! hahaha, it was such a good joke 🤣🤣👏🏻

And on the next day he's installing some kind of mechanism to shut down windows with a wand controller...

They'd make an amazing Snape and Hermione. Just saying...

Unfortunately Dylan doesn't have as hooked a nose to be able to play Snape 😂

When he was wondering how Fred and George got the money to start a business I...

Right... I could discuss such things the whole night...

when he said the 4th was his favorite my ravenclaw self screamed

Me the whole time

fr... there is way too much lore to explain in the movies. the books are a whole ass world of magic

Didnt voldy be badly bc his squib mother love potioned his muggle dad and so Tommy boy was born without empathy or some shit?

Voldemort wasn’t abused though

@@ASHLEY.397 In the books, he was. Or at least, he was bullied by the other children in the orphanage.

@@TheKitteth other way around

@@bethanychatman9531 *stares at screen intensely*... his muggle dad gave his squib mother a potion?

WHAT

This comment is deeply underrated and hilarious😂

I was waiting for someone else to point this out 😂

YOU ARE LYINGGGGG 😂 that is sooo funny

Also his uncle is Voldemort

I literally read your comment right as he said it 😂😂

I told my sister that joke and she didn’t laugh LMAO

you sure he isn't humorous white?

I give my dumbledore applause of agreement

@@trvjcbsn We q

That's why plot holes in movies should be explained in the movies, not in the 300+ page novel...

that joke is a staple in this fandom😂

Also bc he came back to hogwarts. He is like a big mami

He did some shit dylan, he said what he should not have said

Sometimes I hate Dylan for not thinking logically.

@@arunr1627 Harsh much?

@@arunr1627 In this case he's thinking too logically.

But I mean they potentially could.. if all horcruxes were destroyed and voldemort didn’t see it coming why wouldn’t he be “killable” ?

@@emmapfeifenberger5242 Yeah but the key word in that is if all horcruxes were destroyed. Dylan was just talking about like power and stuff and then went 'can anyone just randomly kill voldemort' but the whole plot in the last movies was those horxruces and how they needed to be destroyed in order to kill voldemort.

@Olivia the horcruxes mean he cannot die. his soul lives on and finds a new host like in quirrel in first movie.

Yeah what I meant with that is, that I don’t think it must have been Harry. As long as the horcruxes were destroyed anybody could have killed him. Or am I misinterpreting things?

@@emmapfeifenberger5242 Harry has to be the one to kill Voldemort because the prophecy says so. "Either must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other survives"

It's really shouldn't be that surprising

fr when he mentioned how there must be fanfics between draco and hermione where they go from enemies to lovers i almost died because that is literally every dramione fic ever written

exactly what i was thinking

Ikr

fr