Reacting To Assumptions About Me

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9 ай бұрын

Susu answers some wild questions submitted by her viewers. Like and Subscribe for more cultured content!
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@Mecha_Neko 9 ай бұрын

"I need to spend more money on my plastic crack" - a true woman of culture

@stuartjackson4774 8 ай бұрын

its the best metric, because it disqualifies fatties

@Thurgosh_OG 8 ай бұрын

I would like to agree but Games Workshop is crap and has been since they floated on the stock exchange.

@daanstrik4293 7 ай бұрын

I don’t understand why you wouldn’t just buy a 3D printer instead of the overly expensive figurines. Like, they’re stupidely expensive

@peen2804 3 ай бұрын

because convenience. its also not as simple as "buy 3d printer = unlimited figures with no learning curve, maintenance, or materials cost". especially for the average consumer or someone that barely has enough time as is to get their stuff painted. among other reasons lol not that hard to figure out. that applies to literally anything btw. if you ever wonder "why do people pay for X when they can make and or do it themselves" just ask yourself "is it more convenient and does it facilitate faster gratification?" if yes (which it is 100% of the time) then you have your answer. theres also the issue of them not being tournament legal for official GW events, and outside of that its going to be hit or miss with them generally not being accepted, but it just depends on the organizer. @@daanstrik4293

@ntabiblaze 9 ай бұрын

Whoever came up with "Tit to arm ratio" must be so proud 😅

@derianvandalsen 9 ай бұрын

I heard Henry (mxr) say it first, but I'm not sure if he coined it

@sterlingburton5107 9 ай бұрын

Henry and Jeannie made the term popular when they reacted to (I think) a subreddit that had an old Susu video on it.

@ntabiblaze 9 ай бұрын

@@sterlingburton5107 I know all about the MXR reaction when they first saw her, I'm talking about the person who left the comment for Henry to read out loud

@nolantomlinson7554 9 ай бұрын

What is tit to arm ratio? I haven’t figured it out as yet.

@Imac7065 9 ай бұрын

@@nolantomlinson7554 a girl with massive boobs and skinny arms.. usually women with big tits don't have arms as thin as susu.. she's very physically gifted lol

@aleksoctop 9 ай бұрын

You've climbed the same train as Henry & Jeannie where your audience just enjoys checking in with you because you make people laugh and feel good. Keep it up, Susu, and thanks!

@Schwartzbruder1 9 ай бұрын

That orangutan prostitute story was insane. They had to send in the millitary to retreive it. Them dudes were willing to die for that ape

@AT-rr2xw 9 ай бұрын

If not for that arm accident, she would be collecting more swords than knives.

@MrAnarchyMarine 8 ай бұрын

And be dueling with them like Gomez Addams.

@AndSaveAsManyAsYouCan 7 ай бұрын

General grievous

@spsathlete59285 9 ай бұрын

Well, I can't NOT support a 40k addiction

@jackemmanuel9424 9 ай бұрын

I melt the plastic and smoke it in a crack pipe

@ethanfigueroa7609 9 ай бұрын

Same never expected her to be a 40k fan

@nebelnoob5086 9 ай бұрын

What's your guys factions? 💀

@FearsomeWarrior 9 ай бұрын

I think the hobby sort of exploded in popularity and has been thrust into mainstream more than ever. Faction? Grey Knights. We are the hammer. "I am the hammer, I am the right hand of the Emperor, the instrument of His will, the gauntlet about His fist, the tip of His spear, the edge of His sword!"

@lurkingllama8364 9 ай бұрын

This is worthy endeavor.

@mikemhz 9 ай бұрын

I just like hugs. When I had a gf who had XL bobas, it was sad to learn she assumed my desire to hug was just a stealthy way to feel the bobas :(

@syzmec6285 9 ай бұрын

4:21 "Milk Truck just arrived! Call me Kurt Angle!" LMFAO 😂😂

@kama316 7 күн бұрын

Shocked to hear that wwf/e reference too! Susu are you a wrasslin fan?

@AbsoluteAzure 9 ай бұрын

Wait…wait, “3 dwarves in a woman suit” I’m…sorry? 💀

@JeriatricA 9 ай бұрын

Gotta be 5 dwarves. 3 standing on each other, and 2 holding on to the front.

@richardprice4945 9 ай бұрын

Lmfao yeh I thought the same. Like wtf

@amancalledjoe 9 ай бұрын

Yeah that's rediculous. At her height it's gotta be 2 dwarves at best

@MsUndertaker99 9 ай бұрын

I guess dwarfs are way smaller than we used to believe

@TheAccursedEntity 9 ай бұрын

I saw that, I immediately clicked on the video. It's 4 dwarfs for sure, no way 3 dwarfs could achieve that form.

@Sunrider35 9 ай бұрын

Susu, this video is why I think you're an awesome person🖤😎

@naomy1701 9 ай бұрын

gotta love her humor >_< glad she has the rare talent to see things from the funny side almost always ^^

@user-ep7km9nb8l 9 ай бұрын

Has anyone ever told you that you can do a great Aubrey Plaza cosplay

@realmstupid-on8df 8 ай бұрын

Yessss that gives her feet pics a whole new dimension. Yesssssss

@roysmith770 3 ай бұрын

I thought that was what she was doing already.

@Deno8818 9 ай бұрын

Your voice will forever be calming 🙏🖤🙏

@GOM420 9 ай бұрын

I see Susu, I click.

@tay13666 9 ай бұрын

Don't ever change. This video was gold! Your answers were the chaotic trolling I needed tonight.

@merlymolina97 8 ай бұрын

I feel like I learn so much from susu's extensive knowledge of cursed content muahaha also small observation but susu seems more comfortable talking to the "youtube" camera now like she was during streams. Love your content susu!

@thequietestengine 9 ай бұрын

My only assumption of you was stuff long ago that was shared via a friend, that I at the time trusted. Then I found out said friend had been blocked by you for being really freaking gross messaging you, and I just took it as "they were salty". Watched your streams, looked at your content, and just figure you're someone who has a lot of fun doing your own thing and legitimately does care about ppl if they arent gross and weird. Plus your cosplay skills are on point. Hope you have a great day, Susu :>

@franzbigT 9 ай бұрын

As a fellow Nids player, i respect the hustle.

@AnonZeMouse 9 ай бұрын

Nids have such cool designs but I'm just so awful at painting flesh. It's T'au for me partly because of that

@franzbigT 9 ай бұрын

it's not the flesh, it's the amount of gaunts that can be soul crushing 😆

@AnonZeMouse 9 ай бұрын

I always assumed Rippers would be the worst but Gaunts are big squads...

@christopher-cf8jd 9 ай бұрын

The Necrosn have called. They want you off their lawn.

@jerryware1970 9 ай бұрын

Fake or real, they’re amazing. But your personality and wit keep me coming back.

@richard_n 9 ай бұрын

This is definitely one of your best vids yet. I had a great time watching.

@rickyhamilton1743 9 ай бұрын

🤣 Funny as hell and weird; WHAT A GREAT COMBO!!!!🤣

@euller9514 9 ай бұрын

Now i remembered when susu said Tasha make the best chocolate milk, wish i could watch it again

@iLL_WiLL_ 8 ай бұрын

"It doesn't take much to bring the boys to the yard." As a guy, Fucking True. It seems like some dudes will go after anyone (or anything if you after-bit was true) with a pulse. It's like calm down, have some self-respect. At the end of the day you're all you got. By the way, I hope you do voice work (4:31) because you have serious narration talent. The voice and cadence is superb.

@LotsOfBologna2 3 ай бұрын

Or anyone without a pulse. Guess that happens too.

@AlexanderOsias 2 ай бұрын

Still. Shaved orangutan? That’s weird.

@janruudschutrups9382 9 ай бұрын

1:50 You had me in the first half, hence my relief is immeasurable and my day is saved! :P

@kaydebastion 9 ай бұрын

I think by "SoIaF," they mean "A Song of Ice and Fire," the proper name of the book series.

@Moloch6666 8 ай бұрын

no its actually Asolaf

@kaydebastion 8 ай бұрын

@@Moloch6666 Then I guess it's TLOTR.

@adrthrawn3013 9 ай бұрын

LMFAO Susu your humor has no other competition on this planet. This was outstanding.

@squrvy 9 ай бұрын

Susu never fails to pump amazing content into us and leave us dripping with joy

@s1lentmusicx 8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@mongstyt9946 6 ай бұрын

Sus

@d3entertainment830 9 ай бұрын

I loved the Kurt Angle reference. Oh, it's true. It's true.

@johnglielmi6428 9 ай бұрын

Hey Susu love your content, keep all the good stuff coming! such a great person you keep being you and I'll keep being a loyal fan!

@XCX999XCX 8 ай бұрын

500k here we come! Great work! Fun content 😊

@kurtomicallenix3508 9 ай бұрын

I'm a full-time Susu Supporter. Great vid!

@SatoruMasamune 9 ай бұрын

My assumption is that one day, we'll get the Susu/Koefficient/Ironmouse ultimate Puerto Rican streamers collab we all need in our lives.

@Mothstone70 9 ай бұрын

Funnily enough I too spend a great deal of time sitting in cold, dark rooms thinking about every mistake I've made

@SchoolforHackers 8 ай бұрын

Yup, I do it hanging upside down.

@Conundrum191 9 ай бұрын

Laughed my ass off at that ratio response. Never change Susu, never change. #LongLiveYourLegacy Also, can we maybe get another state of your blade collection soon?

@FLStyle 9 ай бұрын

Speaking of your Fansly, this current look with the hair style I love so much practically begs for a new set of Fansly pictures featuring it.

@alharron2145 9 ай бұрын

I'm intrigued that you've never had a character die, maybe recounting your favourite RPG stories could be a fun idea for a video.

@hou942 9 ай бұрын

Your comebacks are gold, breaking the hearts of so many nerds sitting in their basements with tissues/lube within arms reach, cheers.

@issahumps 8 ай бұрын

This is a humiliation kink channel bud

@SmokeShadowStories 9 ай бұрын

Three non-human dwarves with a set of robotic arms -- well, it works for me. She's still a stunner.

@zoozie3814 9 ай бұрын

Susu is one of the people in yt that actually make me laugh audibly great video

@Joeythroatgod 9 ай бұрын

Hey Susu love u keep up the great content

@rippah14 8 ай бұрын

The sword fighting accident story... literally LOL... love it.

@bartonabrams3433 9 ай бұрын

If you’re into RPG’s other than D&D check out Palladium books, their 3 main titles ( in my opinion) are palladium rpg ( basically their version of D&D, but a race called the Wolfen are quite cool), Rifts is basically what would happen if science and sorcery went head to head in a post apocalypse setting where anything goes, and my personal favorite, Nightbane, basically think Ravencroft set in the modern world where you play as a supernatural shape shifter in a war against beings that are out to exterminate you and the human race. It’s quite cool

@grdvorak 9 ай бұрын

I'm seriously considering buying pictures feet just to get a chance to hear you get excited about Warhammer. FYI I play DropFleet Commander if you like spaceships.

@218Ranger 9 ай бұрын

As somebody who's new to the 40k fandom (I binged the first 4 books in like a month in Audible), I'm happy to support your ongoing plastic crack addiction.

@Thurgosh_OG 8 ай бұрын

The books and lore for 40k are good but he actual games, not so much.

@cchamp4 8 ай бұрын

Just found you thanks to Imgur. You remind me of April from Parks and Rec, if she were into Warhammer 40k. Great sense of humor. I hope you play your kazoo tunes while thrashing other armies. Also, any tips you have for finding other 40k people would be nice. I'm just getting to the point where it might become a viable hobby again.

@DrBockNstein 9 ай бұрын

Damn your hair game is on point. Susu with bangs is best Susu.

@Shubham........921 9 ай бұрын

Excited 😅

@NoSirNotTodayOrTomorrow 9 ай бұрын

Susu has cybernetic arms now, we must be in the cyberpunk time line. I'm going to get cybernetic arms too lol.

@thoughtfulfreespace 8 ай бұрын

I don't watch your content a lot but it's always fun when I do (and this one had some fun facts). Also yeah It's weird the "personality after high school" thing probably is a stereotype, another youtuber talked about it recently too. Thanks for the video!

@Slap_Shot1977 8 ай бұрын

This is awesome. Love your sense of humor and ability to clap back and wildly weird and inappropriate comments. I look forward to more content - first time viewer.

@JG-pj3bg 9 ай бұрын

Susu is scary awesome, Got to love her😘

@iramosin8724 9 ай бұрын

Normally i don't watch videos like this but i laughed through the entire ride😂😂😂

@johnrmcclure1 9 ай бұрын

I knew Susu was the black knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It all makes sense now... it also proves she is a vampire... she hasn't aged a day... but her voice has changed a bit.

@MrAnarchyMarine 8 ай бұрын

"Tis only a flesh wound."

@AndSaveAsManyAsYouCan 7 ай бұрын

Susu may be cool, but she's not black knight cool. Also, she still has her legs.

@jaxon44 9 ай бұрын

Feeling the need for new Tyranids too. been collecting since 2nd edition.

@madartteachervideos5401 9 ай бұрын

Susu, I don’t make any assumptions, I enjoy discovering all the cool stuff about you.

@Milky_Bork 9 ай бұрын

susu, you're such a cutie ♥

@hinoron6528 9 ай бұрын

12:40 "Fix that gender gap in the mortuaries! Guys stop having sex with the corpses! We need male AND female morticians!" (Hino hangs his head) Please tell me if I'm the only one whose brain is so cursed, that when you said that, I immediately thought of the OTHER way to shift the scales back into balance? There's a rigor mortis joke in their somewhere, but I'm too busy bleaching my brain to make it.

@Pangolinz 9 ай бұрын

This is the way

@phaylnx 9 ай бұрын

SoIaF (Song of Ice and Fire) is the novel series from G.R.R. Martin that Game of Thrones was based on. SoIaF is currently 5 books, but is schedule to be 7, but George has been procrastinating on releasing book 6 for like 12 years. BTW. The Necrons will destroy the Tyranids, but they will be forced to use World Engines and the Celestial Orrery to do it.

@AGore88 Ай бұрын

I loved the Kurt Angle milk reference, 10/10 as always Susu!

@Shawzyboy 9 ай бұрын

Dwarfs to arm ratio thats more like it

@ematuskey 9 ай бұрын

Confirmed: Susu has cybernetic huggin' arms!

@yourfriendlyinternetmeatshield 6 ай бұрын

Two words: Mantis Blades. ("Wake up Samurai, we've got a city to burn")

@ReaperStrain006 9 ай бұрын

That comment about mortitians and corpses puts 'the mortuary assistant' in a whole new light. With a few creative mods it can easily turn into a bdsm simulator.

@timberknuckle8281 9 ай бұрын

Omfg... your a 40k fan..... you just went up to top tier in my eyes!!!

@robroyce6845 8 ай бұрын

Rise Up , Waifu Nation!!

@SubwayFan83 9 ай бұрын

It's the "3 Dawrfs in a woman's suit" for me. Like really? 😂😂😂😂😂

@glflash00 9 ай бұрын

The fact that you are addicted to playing 40K, just raised your Geek level status. I love it. That is an expensive and addictive hobby.

@blkmamba33 9 ай бұрын

Susu's Fansly >>>>> all the others.....she needs more figures people so go sign up!!!!

@mexicanmaggot666 9 ай бұрын

Susu's replies to shitposting are fantastic lol!

@woolfel 9 ай бұрын

LOL colonoscopy, that made me laugh so much.

@Corusame 9 ай бұрын

I've come for clarification on the 3 dwarves.

@donovanbradford8231 8 ай бұрын

Oh my lawd loved the Kurt Angle line and you are the coolest goth around, oh it's true it's damn true

@roberthills6346 9 ай бұрын

OMG you play 40k...Honestly taken back a bit. That is super cool. What is your favorite faction?

@JayfkProductions876 9 ай бұрын

I assume SUSU works as a mortician as a day job 😂

@JackDPearl 9 ай бұрын

There's nothing boring about you Susu, and you'd be awesome to hang with. Watching you is like having a cool lesbi friend who's as into gaming, scifi, manga, and hot woman as we are, who always has great video and hentai recommendations, and shares all our favorite "actresses." And a great knife collection too.

@phoenix_lord3522 9 ай бұрын

You are quit the lady Sue!🥰 Most definitely one of a kind.....don't ever change.😈💜 All of you sayin' Sword's & Knife's....don't forget, need to add Axe's to that list now.🤪

@trancendedmindpalace 9 ай бұрын

loved your reaction to the last one

@deusdeteneris2232 9 ай бұрын

I never thought that hearing Susu saying orangutang would make me disgusted. Thank U, Susu, for such a new experience 🙏🏻

@hughmac7423 9 ай бұрын

Hillarious as usual.

@ObiClon 9 ай бұрын

This was very informative. I learned a lot today

@elgrifolorian 7 ай бұрын

You had me at Warhammer 😍

@F-Bomb313 9 ай бұрын

I don't know you irl, and I assume nothing, I love your content and character.

@Eagle-nh3oj 9 ай бұрын

don't worry susu, some of us watch youtube videos alone too xd edit: i wanna cry smh

@DawgzPound 5 ай бұрын

11:20 😂 Always Sunny in Philly has a bit on naming tapeworms

@nirfz 9 ай бұрын

🤣 Initially mny moons ago clicked on the first video for the lovely face and TTAR too, but the witt and humor in videos like this is what keeps me watching. Prime examples: the bionic arms part and "J. George Jeffrey J. R. R. Martin" 😎😂 Assumption: the female mortitians just hide their actions better ;-)

@hjalmarfreidenvall1655 9 ай бұрын

Neat

@cloudsteele1989 9 ай бұрын

I love that it was the toejam remark that truly got her. I hate that so many of these people heard "give me your assumption of me" and some how thought she wanted "what you assume I want to hear from you (If you ever thought you could get into my pants)"

@TehKang 9 ай бұрын

The Kurt Angle milk reference was deeply appreciated

@mojoGameDev 9 ай бұрын

This is the video I like the most from you. Lots of FUN

@johnnycage5865 9 ай бұрын

🎉🎉

@Whatisbluddoin 9 ай бұрын

“Corpses” ☠️

@aaronmcbryer4362 9 ай бұрын

You're the funniest, prettiest gal pal on YT! 💗💜💗💜💗💜

@Reddragon802 9 ай бұрын

Susu. I caught you kurt angle reference and it was glorious. Cue the scene where he drowns the entire alliance with a milk truck hose. OLYMPIC DRINKING MACHINE SUSU!

@EPGelion 9 ай бұрын

100%, do not know why KZfaq recommended this video, but happily watching this video. Def will follow and absolutely want to follow for any miniature painting that may happen.

@johnnycage5865 9 ай бұрын

😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

@nepoleon92 2 ай бұрын

I completely understand doing feet pics for Warhammer models. God speed

@lordvalinar774 8 ай бұрын

Tyrannid fan?! Hell yeah

@johnnycage5865 9 ай бұрын

👍❤

@alternativeware 9 ай бұрын

Susu is awesome. I really appreciate her attitude to face this questions. I laughed a lot when she said the tits are real! =P

@hybrid9mm 9 ай бұрын

Been playing 40k since 1st edition 👍 Yes I now feel old 😂

@PillboxBollocks 9 ай бұрын

You're awesome, Susu. I appreciate your wit and candor. Can't help sometimes but think that you and vtuber Snuffy are the same person. Just deepen your voice slightly and get them raccoon eyes going.