Black Dynamite Declares War on Anybody That Sells Drugs

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Real Michael Jai White

5 жыл бұрын

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@alex29443 2 жыл бұрын

'But, black dynamite, I sell drugs in the community!' - I love this line so much, the delivery is perfect, full on concerned shop owner; 'oh no, my business model!'

@giorgioantonioninniriva633 2 жыл бұрын

Ahahahhahaahi I read that last part in his voice ahahahahah

@Gabkicks 2 жыл бұрын

Yesss my thoughts exactly. Couldn't have been delivered much better

@jacobzimny2791 Жыл бұрын

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!" Small as possible: Oh that's Black Dynamite

@wrestlingscience Жыл бұрын

The fact that they left the camera on him for so long after lol. Even the editing is perfect

@TheTrueEmrys Жыл бұрын

"Goodbye Black Dynamite 😊" LMAO

@mrbadass5423 5 жыл бұрын

“This has been my worst physical year ever” “Fiscal nigga Fiscal” 😂😂😂😂

@yestrevor 2 ай бұрын

he actually says 'fisical' which is even better

@jonathonhollis7080 10 ай бұрын

I love how the pimps are having a regional sales meeting

@brennan4159 4 ай бұрын

Its gotta be a callback to "The Mack" where all the pimps have meetings

@EwoktheMoid 3 ай бұрын

Check out the pimp meeting in 1974's Willie Dynamite; clearly the inspiration for this scene.

@tehreporter 3 ай бұрын

To be fair, any sort of industry that makes enough money kind of needs to have meetings like this. These men sell a commodity like any other and standard economic rules still apply.

@TheErikM Ай бұрын

@EwoktheMoid my thoughts exactly. In fact the whole movie willie dynamite is on KZfaq free. Guy should treat himself.

@waaagh3203 11 ай бұрын

"Goodbye, Black Dyanmite" said so genuine, it makes me laugh every time.

@JimmySteller 6 ай бұрын

Cedric Yarbough was perfect in this film. One of the standout parts, and that’s saying a lot. Also, for my own benefit: 3:10 3:27 3:49

@snewsh Ай бұрын

Homie took his hat off, too. He did not want ANY smoke. He is terrified of Black Dynamite 🤣

@daegunbong8487 2 жыл бұрын

Entirely possible that Chocolate Giddy Up saw Black Dynamite kick a man in half and is super polite to him because of that.

@FreshSince92 2 жыл бұрын

3:48 “Goodbye, Black Dynamite” takes hat off. I died 😭😭😭

@CaptainRetroStation 11 ай бұрын

Hats off for that bit right there 😂

@GeronFletcher 11 ай бұрын

He’s so righteous lo”

@jamesmallory4542 10 ай бұрын

Willie: "Would you stop that!?"

@veewil8646 4 ай бұрын

Doffs hat

@jager_zer0577 4 жыл бұрын

I love how Obba Babatundé can't even turn in a bad performance when it's the whole point of the movie. Severely under rated actor

@drewhead1 3 жыл бұрын

He is stupid good in riddick.

@curlyfm 2 жыл бұрын

Maybe he’s not good enough then. A good actor should be able to give a bad performance 😉

@ubahfly5409 2 жыл бұрын

Facts! Every actor in that room is Black Comedic Royalty as far as I'm concerned !

@ubahfly5409 2 жыл бұрын

@@curlyfm Have a seat, Curly Sue.

@NextGenCouncil 2 жыл бұрын

Sho nuff

@Outright_Mike Жыл бұрын

"I'm spending more bail money than I'm hitting tail money" with the little shoulder shimmy on top of that 😂😂

@blondmop92 3 жыл бұрын

3:10 what we all came for 3:28 the reason I died laughing

@NeuroHead 2 жыл бұрын

Also 3:48 "Goodbye Black Dynamite" politely tips hat LOL!! God i love this movie.

@brooklynblack7624 2 жыл бұрын

FACTS

@michaeljames4904 2 жыл бұрын

I can dig it! Chocolate Giddy-Up deserves more of a back story.

@GrabinGears 2 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭😭

@redsol3629 Жыл бұрын

I can't *dig it* 🤣

@andrecoimbra9448 3 жыл бұрын

BD: "Im declaring war on anyone who sells drugs in our community" Innocent old pharmacist lady: 😳😳😳😳

@AndreNitroX 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 pharmacist lady: But BD I sell drugs to the community

@BlahDBlahDBlah 2 жыл бұрын

If Black Diamond and his people catch her? She's gonna have a lot more to deal with...

@AndreNitroX 2 жыл бұрын

@@BlahDBlahDBlah once you go black you dont go back

@peterquill950 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@bwalton42 2 жыл бұрын

The comments lol

@ItsThatRetro Жыл бұрын

"Captain Kangaroo Pimp" is such an underrated gag,

@akeemtinsley3498 Жыл бұрын

The acknowledgement and pan over of Captain Kangaroo pimp is a severely underrated moment.

@ianfinrir8724 Жыл бұрын

The Captain Kangaroo Pimp is the moment in the script that convinced Arsenio Hall to agree to play Tasty Freeze

@Jacob-lv6zy 10 ай бұрын

Its also brilliant because the shot of him reveal that there is appearantly loads of character in on the other side of the room, that the ”director” just forgot to show before that shot. The room looked so small before that shot and now suddenly its massive

@johnbradley2343 5 ай бұрын

And then the subsequent wide shot where we see that Captain Kangaroo pimp and his entourage, as well as the background behind them that seems to be part of a different room entirely, have been just off screen the entire time

@ant2011 5 жыл бұрын

A production that everyone involved with can be legitimately proud of, until the end of time. I swear this movie, is legitimately art. A masterpiece. Anyone who hasn't seen it is doing themselves a major disservice.

@PsychedelicRug 2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't watch this movie if it were the last movie on 🌎

@SplendidCoffee0 2 жыл бұрын

@@PsychedelicRug suit yourself, bruh. This is easily one of the funniest movies period. Every time I see it, I find something new to appreciate. That is the mark of an excellent movie.

@lainiwakura666 2 жыл бұрын

@@PsychedelicRug playin hard to get, huh?

@SpecialFXLady 2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely. I do a Dec. 25th screening of this every year with the directors commentary, pure gold.

@coreyh9175 11 ай бұрын

@@PsychedelicRugbut you’re watching clips, you’re a smart one aren’t you?

@PhileasLiebmann 4 жыл бұрын

The Lawful Neutral Paladin: I'm declaring war on anyone who sells drugs in our community. The Party Rogue: But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community.

@danielhaire6677 Жыл бұрын

"Change your business model....Fast."

@chadhardt6136 8 ай бұрын

and like most D&D Parties, eventually, The Paladin gets into the business

@MrScottbot101 3 жыл бұрын

I think it’s hilarious that the costume Captain Kangaroo wore in the seventies fits right in at a pimp convention .

@ramblinman4197 2 жыл бұрын

Lol seeing a Captain Kangaroo look alike there was my favorite part of this clip. 😆

@ninjanizzle 5 жыл бұрын

0:43 im spending more bail money than im getting tail money!

@petepark2892 5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 order order order nigga!!!!😁😁

@vuilnisgod4388 2 жыл бұрын

He looks so proud saying that

@jaykingston9516 2 жыл бұрын

Barz

@davidaustin2109 5 жыл бұрын

But black dynamite I sell drugs in the community!!!!!

@iDSTnikeSB 5 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@skys6655 5 жыл бұрын

I cant dig it

@nigeltalbotpaul3134 5 жыл бұрын

Perfect timing. Funniest line ever

@dunoa1141 4 жыл бұрын

the funniest movie line of all time

@102938475646665 2 жыл бұрын

best part, he was so sincere.

@TotallyNotJustCynical Жыл бұрын

"Goodbye Black Dynamite!" Mate that character had me in stitches

@BlackMusicGenre 5 жыл бұрын

Bokeem Woodbine looks just like Dave Chappelle's character from that hater's ball skit from The Chapelle Show. 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂

@f.boogaloospook2318 3 жыл бұрын

Evil version

@TemporaryApe Ай бұрын

Silky Johnson

@TCthaCrisis 5 жыл бұрын

Most underrated movie of all time. So many cameos, so many quotables, so many gut busting parts.

@bewaterlee9857 5 жыл бұрын

damn fax

@liizzset Жыл бұрын

aint it the truth.

@GeronFletcher 11 ай бұрын

4 years later and it’s still so true. A real cult classic

@Taospark 4 жыл бұрын

3:10 What you came for

@fujitafunk Жыл бұрын

Movie is a masterpiece. They've packed so much into this film and it requires multiple viewings. I've seen this scene about 10 times and just noticed the dude behind Captain Kangaroo Pimp trying to awkwardly slip out the cracked sliding door when Black Dynamite shows up.

@jonathananderson5990 11 ай бұрын

That was Cream Corn, my guy.

@Drawnartist 10 ай бұрын

I noticed that too lol 😆

@TheSpear 10 ай бұрын

Whoa, his name is 'cream corn'

@blackavenger20 3 ай бұрын

Yooooo I just had to go back n catch that 😂😂😂😂😂

@ZyxthePest Жыл бұрын

Cedric Yarbrough is such an underrated comic actor. I've loved him since Reno 911. Impeccable comic delivery.

@moviefan8533 2 жыл бұрын

"But Black Dynamite... I sell drugs to the community!" GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE.

@magmat0585 2 жыл бұрын

it was improvised? Damn, get that man a comedy tour, stat

@Mutiny960 10 ай бұрын

@@magmat0585 Watch Reno 911! He's on there and 90% of that show is improvised. The man has a long history of funny ass lines off the dome.

@trueblue6201 10 ай бұрын

@@magmat0585He has one already. His name is Cedric Yarbrough.

@trueblue6201 10 ай бұрын

@jordanmoses40 No, it wasn't the greatest line ever or no it wasn't improvised.

@moviefan8533 10 ай бұрын

@jordanmoses40 It was. Look it up.

@mrlong4152 5 жыл бұрын

this movie is the greatest movie ever. I saw it for the first time at a friend's house recently. I laughed the whole way through. definitely in my top five movies of all time.

@alexcrc9398 5 жыл бұрын

What is the name of the movie?

@mrlong4152 5 жыл бұрын

Alex Crc Black Dynamite

@petepark2892 5 жыл бұрын

😁😁

@hachitachi 2 жыл бұрын

Saw this for the first time on a plane. Multiple LOL moments.

@SpaceTurd69 3 жыл бұрын

2:25 LMFAO. Captain Kangaroo Pimp.

@JamesJones-yl2cx 4 жыл бұрын

This is my favorite scene. Chocolate giddy up stole this scene.

@MechaG 2 жыл бұрын

Even funnier if you recognize the actor.

@Vasily_dont_be_silly Жыл бұрын

Chocolate Giddy-UuUuUuUp

@bigshirley3141 5 жыл бұрын

“Goodbye black dynamite “

@georgel3657 2 жыл бұрын

"But black dynamite, I sell drugs in the community!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jahras66 2 жыл бұрын

"It's been my worse physical year ever..." HAA!

@donkilluminati2000 2 жыл бұрын

''Fiscal n*gga fiscal with a F...''😭😂🤣

@juanthompson7395 2 жыл бұрын

As a pimp having the worse physical year actually makes sense after years of watching this movie over and over! A classic by far

@razrramon2256 2 жыл бұрын

Fiscal with a f niggah

@v0ne1 Жыл бұрын

Can’t believe I missed this line. Always a new amazing line in this movie to find lmao

@crocodile3554 10 ай бұрын

😂😂

@bigman6781 11 ай бұрын

That “Ouch” line was delivered perfectly 😂😂

@sizedtoaster0278 2 жыл бұрын

"Goodbye, Black Dynamite." Lol, tips his hat now thats class.

@handoffate7262 2 жыл бұрын

This is incredible, I love how not one of these actors isn’t fully committed to their over the top super-villain characters.

@robloxheavy 5 жыл бұрын

"But Black Dynamite I sell drugs the Community"

@gundome12 4 жыл бұрын

3:29 I couldn't stop laughing lol

@jayb2491 3 жыл бұрын

This has been my worse physical year eva! Fiscal n fiscal with a "F"!

@IhateAlot718 2 жыл бұрын

It's suppose to be a joke....

@theinfamousmrsleep 2 жыл бұрын

Legend has it, that Black Dynamite taught Luke Cage on how to declare war on anybody that sells drugs.

@BassGod1225 2 жыл бұрын

Love the way Chocolate Giddyup tipped his hat to Black Dynamite when he was leaving.

@aenstreams1998 Жыл бұрын

"I'm spending more bail money than i'm getting tail money!" jfcccccc🤣

@arunthomas5089 5 жыл бұрын

Please make a sequel. The animated show was the bomb. Was so sad when it was cancelled.

@gr1p247 10 ай бұрын

"hell no nig*a" coming from off screen is hilarious

@youtuberuser1135 2 жыл бұрын

The 70s style needs to return. Black Dynamites slacks were sharp as heck. The ol school slacks made a snapping sound when you kicked.

@pbaylock4308 5 жыл бұрын

MJW we ready to gofund black dynamite 2

@THEPRINCEOFKINGZ 5 жыл бұрын

U deserve a million likes brother!

@skys6655 5 жыл бұрын

I would sell a key of smack to fund it

@heizhummer6326 5 жыл бұрын

They wanna make a pt 2. But the game at a all time low

@TooCluelessArt 5 жыл бұрын

He has a gofundme page for his next movie called Johnny Outlaw.

@JT29501 3 жыл бұрын

@@skys6655 Goddamn now thats a good idea for a movie... "Superfly 2" where it's just some ordinary kid trying to sell drugs to fund Black Dynamite 2

@JD37 2 жыл бұрын

It was really organic how he showed up at just the right moment at just the right time in the scene in order to say just the right thing and then leave. Movie magic.

@0promo 10 ай бұрын

Black Dynamite has saved so many people and done so much it’s no wonder anyone with a brain shows him respect. Hell he’s probably saved some of the cats in that room.

@sneakykamon Жыл бұрын

“Hell no nigga. I can’t ‘dig it.’ Now who you supposed to be??” *Black Dynamite eyes roll* 😂😂😂😂😂 Update: YOOOOOOO! I didn’t realize that was Crenshaw Pete right next to Bokeem Woodbine this whole time!!🤣🤣🤣

@verisimilitone 4 жыл бұрын

Correkts his ass with that "fysical, its fysical with an eff" good lord this movie slays

@deadlysamurai3560 5 жыл бұрын

You're a legend my friend

@BlotRorschach 2 жыл бұрын

The dialogue is hysterical, but literally everyone's timing and delivery...chef's kiss.

@ubahfly5409 2 жыл бұрын

It ain't no thang. Just a room full of Black Hollywood Legends doing Blacktaculariffic Legendarious things, ya dig.

@queazy03 2 жыл бұрын

What happens when Ronald Reagan declares war on drugs, and the CIA is in the same room

@Jacob-lv6zy Жыл бұрын

You: true, but… Black dynamite, the intellectual: ”well be that as it may..”

@PewPewLookout 5 жыл бұрын

CHOCOLATE GIDDY UUUUUUUP!!

@eminosose 3 жыл бұрын

01:14 "Ouch" hahahahahha

@KaoticReach1999 11 ай бұрын

"But fighting this war will be very taxing, I'll need some drugs"

@bennie.379 Жыл бұрын

lmfao i had "its FISCAL... FISCAL..." in my head all week and couldn't remember where it came from unti now lmfao what a line

@shonuff3841 2 жыл бұрын

"Imma do whatever I wanna do" that's my ninja way

@DerekFromBK 11 ай бұрын

If you are a fan of Blaxploitaion and have seen all of the movies, in particular Dolemite and Willie Dynamite, then you have no choice but to appreciate this movie. I took a Black Film Studies Course in College and my Professor covered all of the Blaxploitation films, which solidified my Fandom of the genre. I don't think this film just it's just due. So much of it calls for knowing the joke... For example, the real Captain Kangaroo is wearing the same shit he had on in his children's show... Not to mention you had to see Willie Dynamite to understand this scene to begin with. This damn movie had me crying laughing from beginning to the end! The poor editing is a homage to Dolemite. Hilarious movie!

@BADD1ONE 10 ай бұрын

The Mack is unintentionally hilarious

@gobot581 6 ай бұрын

Also the old Shafts.

@iBlewupthemoon98 3 жыл бұрын

Golden Wind in a nutshell

@joevonloser00 2 жыл бұрын

2:15 believe it or not. The man in the green with the hat is Brian McKnight🤣

@protoman482 11 ай бұрын

Chocolate giddyup and captain Kangaroo pimp gets me every time

@marksermon289 2 жыл бұрын

This might honestly be the most criminally underrated movie of all time!

@RobtheStampede 3 ай бұрын

"oh, that's Black Dynamite" is an absolutely amazing line. We are talking greatest of all time here.

@wephilips6651 Ай бұрын

I like the next line also

@moneyjay2450 8 ай бұрын

When he said collectivisize i lost it

@IBeMoDopedUpDenBG 10 ай бұрын

0:05 He putting coke all in his mouth brushing his teeth with it coke good☠️😭

@waltermercado9152 5 жыл бұрын

The real Luke Cage.

@th3rasave 4 жыл бұрын

Dude that'd be a sick crossover

@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805 10 ай бұрын

'But, black dynamite, I sell drugs in the community!' He takes it so personally lol I love it

@jeffreybussmann3313 2 жыл бұрын

Captain Kangaroo showing up out of nowhere is wild.

@txjoshuademond 3 жыл бұрын

3:20 😂 repeat

@Spectrumpicture Жыл бұрын

Timing in comedy movies is everything. This one is the gold standard.

@Rahsaun77 10 ай бұрын

"Goodbye, Black Dynamite". Chocolate Giddyup still showing respect after receiving bad news.

@Re3lentless 6 ай бұрын

I love the guy squeezing his fro through the door when black dynamite walks in 😂

@crim07 5 жыл бұрын

This is one of the greatest comedies EVER!!!

@LazarSoljaga 10 ай бұрын

- "Can you dig it?" - "Its dug brother."

@ATP2555ify Жыл бұрын

2:54 lol at Cream Corn sneaking out

@AGElite87 2 жыл бұрын

Chocolate giddy up made this clip too funny

@sugreev2001 3 жыл бұрын

Michael Jai White is so goddamn underrated

@folkscrazyouthere3076 2 жыл бұрын

3:22 " HELL NO NIGGA " 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ayylmaoo4486 3 жыл бұрын

CHOCOLATE GIDDYUUPP

@miraclebby4499 5 жыл бұрын

I'm spending more bail money than I'm getting tail money

@tiredtalker42069 3 жыл бұрын

You know I prefer people saying: “Can ya dig it?” & “I can dig it”. Instead we now have: “ I fucks with it” & “bet”

@KasanovaKee325 2 жыл бұрын

Bet has been around longer than you think

@diligentsun1154 2 жыл бұрын

that's cuz you gots to COLLECTIVICIZE

@MTdaBlacking 2 жыл бұрын

I honestly like both

@casperj7036 5 жыл бұрын

I ain't ask you Nigka...shutup!!...... I'm in tears LMAO

@ridgesail 2 жыл бұрын

This is the weirdest episode of The Wire and the New Day Co-op I ever saw! 🤣

@TenderViddlez 2 жыл бұрын

This whole scene is a parody of the Willie Dynamite scene where they have a pimp council meeting, just like this one. Maybe a little too old of a reference for you to catch.

@chiefmanysquats7239 2 жыл бұрын

Price uh da brick goin up.

@chiefmanysquats7239 2 жыл бұрын

Are u saying you can't control yo bitchez

@mattgloyn3928 2 жыл бұрын

Man black dynamite is your best work ,don’t punch me in the face but it’s hilarious 🤣 you got to make black dynamite returns 😂👍🏾

@thedefinitive6296 5 жыл бұрын

Finally got my sister to watch this. She really enjoyed it. This is one of my favorite scenes

@williepete1969 11 ай бұрын

I fucked her

@KingDix96 10 ай бұрын

“Hell no Niqqa” the sigh, the eye roll and slight turn that follows had me dead. 😂

@ZachTheExcitedViper 11 ай бұрын

I cant believe how many of the lines from this movie became permanent fixtures in my dialog some fifteen years later. I went on to be a russian linguist so its a mix of blacksploitation and bubushka idioms on top of a deep southern upbringing.