When you see somebody trying to spot weld a bicycle on a barbecue at 2 in the morning, that's a meth house
@greengoconstructionllc99902 жыл бұрын
I know that's the damn truth! Without eye protection too! Lol.
@chevycolombo50072 жыл бұрын
@@greengoconstructionllc9990 😂😂😂😂😂
@thomaslove64942 жыл бұрын
Lighting the whole neighborhood up like it's a maintenance shut down.... 🤣🤣🤣
@crystalmasters85822 жыл бұрын
Yeah lol
@michaeldeel15922 жыл бұрын
Amphetamines make you think everything is a great idea, and you have the focus and motivation to at least (in my experience) try. I use to take massive amounts of Vyvanse and I'd end up awake for days trying to buys a Ray gun or something random. I truly believed I was smart enough to build/engineer anything. That's why it sucks, in some ways it can make you brilliant and way more attentive, it's just the damage to your brain and body that sucks.
@supremebapehype34016 жыл бұрын
How tf did I end up here
@thetboys98096 жыл бұрын
KZfaq’s broken recommendation system
@Hotguy156 жыл бұрын
why tf did u click on this
@user-lr6dc8qx9i6 жыл бұрын
butter bby bored as shit
@ariannaperez9646 жыл бұрын
This was in the suggested after I watched a toddler's and tiaras video lol
@ShannonD96 жыл бұрын
Arianna Perez Lmao
@kelliedenningtobesetapart67332 жыл бұрын
I was a meth addict and my house didnt look like that......i went to jail for making meth house was very clean...... And thank you Jesus Christ for saving me and delivering me from that addiction!!!!!
@carynmartin60532 жыл бұрын
Congratulations on getting out of that lifestyle 👏 🙌 👌 💯 💪
@MentallyRetardedHamilton2 жыл бұрын
tweeky clean should freak landlords out
@d3si3l2 жыл бұрын
Amen!
@frogmanpipes95612 жыл бұрын
Jesus didn't save you. You saved yourself.
@kelliedenningtobesetapart67332 жыл бұрын
@@frogmanpipes9561 listen to the song your great name by Natalie Grant
@jens97822 жыл бұрын
People have no idea how they leave properties. Im a property inspector and I see this stuff every day. I look grungy every day because I know I have to go into these nasty houses and take pictures of every room. The damage. The smell.. Its just unreal.. This is one of the main reasons its hard to find housing .
@beverlyparker-lx8yy Жыл бұрын
I agree with you 💯 our Country has turned into a giant shithole ! 💔
@chrisminto95816 жыл бұрын
The lawn isn't mowed = meth contaminated house
@chrisminto95816 жыл бұрын
AK47 KUSSSHH uses the word mofo and doesn't understand the joke = meth contaminated human
@chrisminto95816 жыл бұрын
A Romer the milk is out of date, garunteed meth house
@carlosmatos98486 жыл бұрын
I tested the lawn clippings = meth house
@MorfsPrower6 жыл бұрын
The cats rotated all the window panes to be 3 degrees clockwise their original orientation, causing artifacting and CPU strain. Clearly a meth house since the cats are now free.
@suckinDiesel446 жыл бұрын
|The lawn is too well mowed = meth contaminated home
@ghettosmurf256 жыл бұрын
Koolaid spilled on the carpet....meth contaminated home.
@stacyhigginson1706 жыл бұрын
Dubr01 must be my house 😂🙈
@aquaponicsplus13436 жыл бұрын
Lol ikr
@tianavstheworld6 жыл бұрын
Same lmfao
@jennifercaldwell5335 жыл бұрын
Q Tips
@thegreatbamboozler48374 жыл бұрын
OH YEAAHHHHH!!!!
@sugoiharris13482 жыл бұрын
Fun story. I foster teen boys with anger issues, it’s me and my husbands specialty. We had one not too long ago that was with us for a few years. His mom did meth while pregnant with him and he was misdiagnosed with ADHD and on stimulant ADHD meds for some of that time until we figured out what was going on. My doors look those doors. I’ve replaced most of them. Just waiting on the front door now. He managed to pull it open while it was locked and damage it. It’s insane. He wasn’t on meth, but the stimulant meds on his previously meth addicted brain acted like meth. You’d walk into our house, with old dirty carpets (we’re going to replace them soon) and damaged doors and 2 cats and start asking questions. Lol. No meth here, ever, just the fallout of it trying to help kids who never asked for that life. The effects are far reaching and last a lifetime sometimes. Really horrible.
@itsohaya4096 Жыл бұрын
I'm really touched by your story, that takes a lot of patience
@kracksquatch512 Жыл бұрын
ADHD Meds Are Baby Meth. Not The "Stimulant Meds Acted Like Meth On His Previously Meth Addicted Brain" No Such Thing.
@itsohaya4096 Жыл бұрын
@@kracksquatch512 meth is a schedule II substance - meaning it still has useful medicinal qualities in very specific circumstances. It's the dosage and misuse that makes the poison. Amphetamine is generally safer to use than meth, but again it's the dosage and misuse that makes the poison.
@kracksquatch512 Жыл бұрын
@@itsohaya4096 I'm aware of what it is Scheduled As. I'm Also aware Of Abuse and Misuse. You Didn't Tell Me Anything I'm Not Aware Of. That Was Your Response To Me Telling This Lady That Her Kids AdHD Meds Didn't act like Meth on his brain because he was "Previously Addicted"
@Hammy651 Жыл бұрын
@@kracksquatch512 Hey look the white trash downfall of society. 😂 Just made yourself look like straight up idiot. That was probably your kracksqautch baby that nice lady took in. Gross
@TheCharacter972 жыл бұрын
I was 14 or 15 when I went into a really messy and cat urine smell filled appartment with my older cousin to get us some LSD. The smell was so bad and one guy barely looked alive with his face in a bowl and his hand with a spoon on the table. The other dudes were just so high on amphetamines (or Speed and we call it over here) and it was crazy. You would think having that much energy would motivate them to clean the place but nope, there were cat feces on the kitchen table, floors and on the small section of counter top left.. the cats litter box was full from probably multiple months.. Anyways it didnt take long for me to stop trying out all sorts of drugs. Seeing this made me not want to become them even though the drugs were quite awesome in some ways.
@gecko27382 жыл бұрын
Sounds awful, I wonder if those drug dealers are still alive
@TheCharacter972 жыл бұрын
@@gecko2738 yeah it was awful. I doubt all of them are alive to this day. Those who are must not be a pretty sight to see. A lot of the people there that night seemed to be around 35-45 and they were all lit and high as can be on amphetamines except the dude with his face in a bowl of cereal.
@Davidpostingshid Жыл бұрын
You can do drugs and still be a pillar in the community! Don’t let your dreams be dreams!
@raulduke32376 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: It's his house
@harrythebatt226 жыл бұрын
Raul Duke he used to be a woman too
@avar12816 жыл бұрын
STOP💀😂😂😂😂
@haidenmorgan6 жыл бұрын
I'm dead
@laykantheealien57226 жыл бұрын
Raul Duke yo that's actually hilarious
@Charzilian6 жыл бұрын
XXXTensionheadache 1988 I mean, it's a chuckle at best.
@King._crow6 жыл бұрын
Worst episode of mtv cribs ever
@TheCarazz9176 жыл бұрын
syion22 lol. Bloody killed me
@88Kimberly8886 жыл бұрын
😂
@Dookiemcfluffin6 жыл бұрын
Pissed myself laughing at this, now my house smells like meth.
@ChelseaVioletJ6 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@brandontage45315 жыл бұрын
💀😂😂😂
@dontdominateme2 жыл бұрын
I just moved out of a dump. We stayed sick there. Many of the signs you speak of make sense.i kept thinking my cats who were fixed and never peed outside the litter box were marking the house.now I wonder.we have been moved for three months and everyone's health is better even my dogs who used to cough all the time.
@E.C.Animation Жыл бұрын
Interesting. So do you think thre residue was making everyone sick? I really want to know because I tend to get really sick after being around my friend who I'm 99% sure is using.
@MirandaJones10212 жыл бұрын
This is one reason so many people think they know about things, but really have no clue
@RoosterLaflare5 жыл бұрын
Man that carpet was methed up...sorry I have a lisp.
@harrowingseer5 жыл бұрын
@keith cunningham I have r/wooshed myself. What's the joke?
@ohshit35625 жыл бұрын
@@harrowingseer basically it would say messed up but since they have a lisp it comes out funny Get it now?
@merrunii41055 жыл бұрын
Kendall Brooks haha omg that’s hilarious. Marry me already 😂😂😂
@adamrose69695 жыл бұрын
Lithp
@anonymoususer98205 жыл бұрын
Kendall Brooks lol
@advdan_17552 жыл бұрын
He’s like a meth whisper. * puts ear to the ground * “ yup it’s a meth house”
@cloudzxkyli55792 жыл бұрын
LmfQoooooo wooooooow ahahhaaaaa
@jasonreed63632 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment lol 👏
@cloudzxkyli55792 жыл бұрын
@@jasonreed6363 ?
@cloudzxkyli55792 жыл бұрын
Lol🤘😜
@cloudzxkyli55792 жыл бұрын
Wats up love.
@diggitydan14032 жыл бұрын
That’s cleaner than any drug house I’ve ever had to help repair. Not enough holes in the wall and to many things look to be in their original place, unless they covered most of them up and cleaned before the video but damn not even blood anywhere? I’m not convinced
@mrequi12 жыл бұрын
It would be quite rare these days to find a house people cook meth in. For over a decade now ephedrine has been very hard to get. The chemist's switched to the old P2P method of cooking and now produce tons of meth every day in superlabs in Mexico However, this is mostly beyond the reach of your backyard chemist. So finding a home meth lab today would be akin to finding a unicorn at the geocery store.
@seameology7 ай бұрын
I live on a reservation. I beg to differ.
@mrequi17 ай бұрын
@@seameology K fair enough
@Dclxvi6x35 жыл бұрын
My ex girlfriend use to abuse our doors all the time, it never dawned on me that she may have been on meth. I thought she was just mad at me for cheating on her lol
@Sanfransweety5 жыл бұрын
Im embarassed how much this comment made me laugh
@Joe-kb1sm5 жыл бұрын
Does she smell like cat piss ?
@emguttergames5 жыл бұрын
🤣
@piercemoore64435 жыл бұрын
Your a piece of shit if cheat on your GF, especially if you brag about it on KZfaq.
@Desmondenae_5 жыл бұрын
@@piercemoore6443 seriously who brags about that? .. people with no self respect
@saintmichael8816 жыл бұрын
Walmart wall decals are a red flag.
@haizi71796 жыл бұрын
Michael Greenwell lmfaoo facts
@bradenross41826 жыл бұрын
now that is fact.
@mirandawhitehead69326 жыл бұрын
Michael Greenwell no it isn’t a red flag
@schmootheonly6 жыл бұрын
Live Laugh Love Smoke more meth
@AnonyAnimal6 жыл бұрын
This bitch got "Laugh every day" on her wall
@annjoyce5794 ай бұрын
Good work. Meth addict man I live with has twice kicked door off hinges to my " peace room" bedroom. He fixed door and only evidence is broken wood along door frame. Scary people. Impossible to live with their violent mood swings. Never have I ever lived with a drug addict. It's so dangerous, I am giving up my rationed in tiny cup red wine nightly.
@taylorphoenix82 жыл бұрын
Sounds like he’s trying to get a better price on a home by propagating this nonsense. “The only way to know for sure is to get meth testing.” Literally does everything but…😒
@mikeb25756 жыл бұрын
It's Bruce Willis - the sixth sense - "I see meth heads"...
@whatitbe40496 жыл бұрын
Mike B best comment
@thehamburgler35706 жыл бұрын
Mike B the kid said that not Bruce
@robertnetherton24616 жыл бұрын
Mike B oh my gawd that's funny as hell
@ellielowehiem93036 жыл бұрын
OK house. Piss in this cup.
@alexclementine39666 жыл бұрын
lmfaoo I laughed at this so hard
@thymicthymic6 жыл бұрын
Brooo 😂😂
@TWOxTONE_7736 жыл бұрын
Ellie Lowehiem this comment needs more likes. I'm actually laughing so hard
@otsorossow87726 жыл бұрын
Ellie Lowehiem most underrated comment
@susieast4506 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@prestonwarren26922 жыл бұрын
You see this hole. You can tell by the angle and depth of damage it's meth fueled rage. The fact that it doesn't go through all the way means it's female meth rage.
@supermann45312 жыл бұрын
Oh he's from Utah-makes complete sense for his investigation skills.
@andrewgarratt51915 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for you to point out the yellow haze that can’t clean off the walls or be painted over without bleed through. Missing appliances. Copper pipes torn out. One light bulb out of 50 sockets Big burn circles in carpet/hardwood floors Brillow pads with no evidence of cleaning. A ridiculously large collection of broken fish tanks,bottles,and mop heads with no handles. Unusually large gas tank collection Yellow ceilings that don’t paint over.”not even with killz” Spray painted black windows.... Cat piss smell is usually cat piss. That house looks like the house of a single mom who’s suffering from severe depression.
@tommy27915 жыл бұрын
Yeah.
@firelord11255 жыл бұрын
They'd already tested it and it was, in fact, a meth contaminated house.
@SuperNewthing5 жыл бұрын
I have 5 kids all under 17yrs old and after moving from my house of 10yrs it looked like this home. But I don't do drug nor my kids, kids tend to be messy and boys tend to fight among each other... holes are made and carpets get nasty quick with children.
@andrewgarratt51915 жыл бұрын
So you see what the beautiful Karla Maske has to say about it. True meth signs see way above... Bunch of rowdy kids and refrigerator moms is the most common cause of what you have there. Furthermore I’d question this so called “testing equipment” being that by all logic Sudafed,Drano,bleach,and propane could technically set it off. Nobody actually cooks anymore most are using the shake and bake method. 😉 Happy hunting.
@firelord11255 жыл бұрын
Andrew Garratt Definitely a meth contaminated home
@lucacalligy85816 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: meth heads hate doors
@jillcorbaley7806 жыл бұрын
Luca Calligy lol
@dayday34166 жыл бұрын
Right on! 😂🚪😠
@dannychiles43406 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ExpanSV6 жыл бұрын
Luca Calligy if you wanlk up to the house and there's no doors. You have a method contaminated house. Lmao
@clovermarukelli67436 жыл бұрын
I was dying at that part because my current roomates old roomates fucked up the door to my room and they were meth dealers and my roomate had sooo many problems with them and then they left out of nowhere
@tomdecuca36272 жыл бұрын
If anybody believes this guy they better close up whole cities. All inner city rental homes look like that before you even move in. It's called.. "the owner doesn't want to fix anything"!!!!
@discobikerAndRosie2 жыл бұрын
I walked into a tweaker living space once. It looked like someone broke in, & tossed the joint. Plus, items were tore apart, including furniture. It was the first time I had seen something like that & it was shocking at how much the room was destroyed.
@Augustine3036 жыл бұрын
as a person who has been cleaning meth affected homes, property and labs for over 7 years, I have to say that this dude is hilarious. the best thing he said is that you have to get the place tested. Why is he in a known meth property without P.P.E?
@martydeeks18912 жыл бұрын
He takes it its his house and he was the one making meth he moved into a nicer place
@tatertots20082 жыл бұрын
My question too?
@greengoconstructionllc99902 жыл бұрын
How does one acquire the job of cleaning meth houses?
@mikeocksbeeg59382 жыл бұрын
@@greengoconstructionllc9990 first you need to develop a meth habit
@ravenking12522 жыл бұрын
Maybe they had teenages
@jaywilliams92946 жыл бұрын
Anyone else find this in there recommendations?
@Rxnextgenradio6 жыл бұрын
Yes daddy
@Dan-el5oe6 жыл бұрын
Thank KZfaq very cool
@samhobson93346 жыл бұрын
their*
@earpig6 жыл бұрын
Jay Williams I’m seeing your comments on a lot of my recommendations too! I’m like a week behind you!
@LatteD1Mandor1a6 жыл бұрын
Yes. Wish I New why
@spider08042 жыл бұрын
We tested the carpet and the sample in the tube started calling itself "Heisenberg". Sure enough, LOTS of meth in there.
@MentallyRetardedHamilton2 жыл бұрын
Things I saw not mentioned here: garages converted to 24/7 dens, power going into the attic where more people were binging and thinking the whole neighborhood had no idea they were up there, walls with the dry wall cut then taped and painted so that drugs, guns and money could be stored in the walls. Power cables directly connected behind the meter to run grow rooms, but that's pot. Tenants that make up stories and are always threatening to sue. Violence between tenants over parking that included stabbing and death threats. Babies living with meth addicts and presumptively being abused, Child Protective Services of Orange County California comes out, no one answers the door, they leave a postage card with their number on it.
@mustwatch31316 жыл бұрын
Spills soda on carpet: meth contaminated
@TheMorbidAsshole6 жыл бұрын
Rose Garden Carpet wasn't found. Sold it for meth
@darkfireproject21026 жыл бұрын
FBI, OPEN UP!!!!!
@jumovinn61166 жыл бұрын
Right thats crazy a person with a lot of teenagers can do this to a home just ask my mom me n my brothers n sisters always use to fight n break stuff n kids spill stuff thats what they do
@msfs199416 жыл бұрын
Kid has huge tantrum and kicks door until its damaged Meth contaminated
@darkfireproject21026 жыл бұрын
Used meth in house: meth contaminated.
@CarlosG9096 жыл бұрын
I literally rolled my eyes the whole time because all those things could happen in any house even ones with absolutely no meth users. Especially a house with kids in it.
@mistere62122 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@morticiaheisenberg96792 жыл бұрын
Kids are definitely more destructive to houses than meth is.
@inshanity842 жыл бұрын
Yeah...but not that bad. I grew up with 7 siblings, we broke some stuff, but nothing remotely close to this. My kids don't break every door either
@joehunter3jh2 жыл бұрын
If ur kids are punching holes in walls and doors. No everything is not fine
@stephencarr42382 жыл бұрын
Raging alcoholic would knock holes in wall too
@stacyfrazierbauer88112 жыл бұрын
My doors look like that and it's not meth it's called teenage boys.
@bulldaggerwatkins1902 жыл бұрын
Holes in walls are indicative of a Kyle-contaminated home, not meth.
@based_mediumchungus17882 жыл бұрын
This is correct.
@Shithawks6 жыл бұрын
It's pretty methy in here boys
@NugZRx6 жыл бұрын
Randy Lahey 💀
@blakecannon69636 жыл бұрын
Gotcha Belly!
@jodiganoe66236 жыл бұрын
I
@jodiganoe66236 жыл бұрын
IKR they've been mething around
@evocativearts17976 жыл бұрын
Cheesburger walrus.. see any candy here randy.. you boi
@lilgator15806 жыл бұрын
that's alot of damage, use flex seal or flex tape
@LaiyaUnscripted6 жыл бұрын
Best comment
@vawewa6 жыл бұрын
Meth addiction? Flex tape!
@RG-hf4et2 жыл бұрын
Get new doors.
@highwaytoquail7542 жыл бұрын
Plus if you have some left over you can make a boat.
@learntotakeajoke31002 жыл бұрын
I was watching a video on replacing the coil packs on my VW and this came on next 😂
@shaneclark50225 ай бұрын
Replacing coil packs=meth contaminated home
@tennesseegirl55392 жыл бұрын
So many people don't even think about this. Living in a rural drug prone area, it's a real issue. There are many houses and apartments that are being re rented with nothing done!
@victoriabrown78496 жыл бұрын
Take a shot every time he says *meth contaminated house*
@heavyrain59496 жыл бұрын
Thanks for putting me in the hospital... 😔
@coolchrisj6 жыл бұрын
Yo favorite poverty biitch this must be your dealers home
@AlmoAiden6 жыл бұрын
TheRealChris01 lol ur like 12
@thebigflyingninja52425 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@coolchrisj5 жыл бұрын
TheRealChris01 that’s what you tell your little sisters?
@spiralminus6 жыл бұрын
The jack-o'-lantern porch light; dead giveaway...
@mikuspalmis6 жыл бұрын
I was looking through the comments for this. Nailed it.
@xxBieberLevineLovexx6 жыл бұрын
the very first thing that caught my eye
@francessooalo5746 жыл бұрын
So true
@1WEareBUFO16 жыл бұрын
Christmas lights deteriorating from years on the house...
@loveandmathematics996 жыл бұрын
Aaron Romero why!?!?
@lisar.veneziano15172 жыл бұрын
There was a case on the news in the Bay Area many years ago that a family was mysteriously ill in their apartment and they describe the symptoms of the illnesses and I called the Center for Disease Control and I told them I thought that that particular apartment might have been used for cooking methamphetamine because of the signs of illness that the infants and other people in the house were experiencing a week later I called the Center for Disease Control and ask them if my diagnosis for that home with correct and they said they were unable to disclose that information to me because of confidentiality so that let me know I was right I believe that landlords should disclose to people what had happened in the house or apartment beforehand to avoid people getting sick like losing their hair losing their teeth open sores diarrhea nausea anxiety etc etc it is an extremely toxic poisons that can actually kill your family members and pets the house fan on the ceiling had accumulated a lot of this residue from them cooking it and was actually when they turn the fan on over the baby's crib it would just fling the toxins around on top of the newborn baby is disgusting I think disclosures are important for the personal livelihood and safety of the future residents of said building or apartment
@mark1960762 жыл бұрын
Signs of anger? It’s called “marriage “
@69adrummer6 жыл бұрын
Lost count of "meth contaminated home" and "let me show you something"
@millychilli2086 жыл бұрын
69adrummer take a shot each time he says meth contaminated home or let me show u something
@maybeachef29316 жыл бұрын
Flash backs to Fire Marshall Bill
@autonomous81086 жыл бұрын
Milly Chilli lmaoo I was just gonna say that
@frosty14336 жыл бұрын
It's time for a meth test
@bassicallyandre6 жыл бұрын
You forgot "cat urine."
@Mister0066 жыл бұрын
I've seen door and door frame damage in homes with people who weren't on meth, just poor and angry.
@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc96686 жыл бұрын
Mister006 They act like dirty floors are just meth home things. People don't take their damn shoes off.
@GraniteMcGee6 жыл бұрын
Yeah fr lmao
@thelmaputtyart6 жыл бұрын
Mister006 ME
@clivebby48776 жыл бұрын
Dolphinboi I do... and so does my family and others...
@solarprogeny67366 жыл бұрын
he said it doesn't mean anything by itself, but it's a clue when paired with other "flags"
@sparkiki Жыл бұрын
"They threw in a dead cat... trying to confuse me BUT I KNEW".... LMAO
@shaneclark50225 ай бұрын
Yea what?!
@TheFoxyford2 жыл бұрын
I think that he’s out of pocket. I used to go in with hazmat suits to go in two houses to do the demolition that used to be a methhouse and I used to do them demolition for non-meth houses too and when people move out he’s out of pocket you cannot tell by those signs there’s damage that happens in people’s houses after however long you cannot tell by that you need to get better evidence than that
@darthrib12816 жыл бұрын
my friend has all those things in his house but he is just plain messy ass person
@Romolives6 жыл бұрын
darthrib 12 ur friend does meth
@narcissismincarnate92016 жыл бұрын
darthrib 12 Give him the meth test.
@marcellinus39816 жыл бұрын
He’s defo a meth addict. You should get him to do the meth test asap
@ashperkins20146 жыл бұрын
Pacey people who do math clean shit
@bpotp6 жыл бұрын
Mormon's think everybody is on meth.
@unknown-zh6db5 жыл бұрын
When i lived with my parents and siblings our house looked like that. Not because of meth because my brothers were pigs and had anger issues
@david_no_lacking7785 жыл бұрын
They were meth heads buddy.
@0766575 жыл бұрын
What a shitty upgringing. Your parents FAILED.
@0766575 жыл бұрын
Daniel Gidez lol supposedly had autism. Very heartwarming story.
@paradisiak5 жыл бұрын
My ex was abusive and punched holes in every wall and door. Wasn’t meth, he was just an asshole 🤷🏼♀️
@npcnpc30475 жыл бұрын
And you were an angel, completely blameless - right
@dogmachine24062 жыл бұрын
Real estate agent: dude be careful if you go inside that house, it smells like cat piss! This guy: hahaha, thats a rookie error. The house smells like cat piss because somebody tried to hide the smell of meth with a cat. But that wont fool me... time to do a Meth test!
@Brocuzgodlocdunfamdogson2 жыл бұрын
“I wish I could show you the smell.” Nah, I’m good. Thanks tho.
@FailureIscritical5 жыл бұрын
Him: look for a messy house, stained carpet, broken door frames, cats Me: ..am..am I on meth???!?!
@eb16805 жыл бұрын
FatalError My old landlord must be thinking I’m on meth 😂😂😂
@greengoconstructionllc99905 жыл бұрын
This guy is full of shit. Every single rent house I've ever been in looks exactly like that
@greengoconstructionllc99905 жыл бұрын
And since when do meth heads own houses?
@deborahthayer20095 жыл бұрын
Yea probably and nothibg wrong with that girl if u wanna blow ☁ lemme know we will get 10-12 twisted
@mombiezombie41335 жыл бұрын
LMFAO 😂 there should do a KZfaq segment "you may be on meth.... If....."
@jets89916 жыл бұрын
What if it was just a angry cat lady
@That1Chick6 жыл бұрын
Brandon Sullivan 😁💖👍🏻
@timthomas3256 жыл бұрын
Brandon Sullivan haha
@jets89916 жыл бұрын
I love That1Chick
@jessfloyd87926 жыл бұрын
YES.. I'm looking around my house like...👀👀
@RhavenNightwisp2 жыл бұрын
I heard if you do a quick spray of hair spray on the wall, door, counter, etc. it will turn a pinkish red if positive for meth. When shopping for a new house I carried a travel size hairspray and used it in inconspicuous places when realtor was not looking. Rejected several houses that way.
@simhifree2416 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the tip.
@vickielawson31142 жыл бұрын
This is a joke. Looks like an alcoholic could have caused all that damage. Or maybe just someone with anger issues.
@whatmeworry39716 жыл бұрын
Meth addicts least favorite band, The Doors.
@KLyfethe1ooodollakid6 жыл бұрын
😀
@jonfeltner59456 жыл бұрын
LMAO that's clever as fk
@adelaide52666 жыл бұрын
their favorite is 3 doors down
@0766575 жыл бұрын
That was pretty bad actually.
@blacksabfan6 жыл бұрын
How to know if it's a meth house: 1) There's meth in it. You're welcome.
@m9078jk36 жыл бұрын
And if there is "white powder" spilled on the kitchen counter next to the sugar,the coffee creamer the coffee maker and coffee cups it could actually be either spilled sugar or coffee creamer.
@ABEL-cd2sp6 жыл бұрын
There are strips of I think paper that can change color if there are drugs precent.
@gskittlez88856 жыл бұрын
2. The home is in Michigan (989, 313, 810)
@ABEL-cd2sp6 жыл бұрын
Randi Szöküld lol I see what you did there
@ABEL-cd2sp6 жыл бұрын
Randi Szöküld wait whut
@JoeSmith-gn1ki2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if this poptart was your landlord lol
@billvojtech56862 жыл бұрын
I took two hollow core doors off the hinges to make a temporary pit bull-proof/resistant doggie gate. I got a message from my nest cam and my dog was digging through them. He gug halfway through one and tore the cardboard guts out. So till I could get the gate built, (plywood and 2x3s), I tried crating him in the bedroom with the door closed and, unfortunately, locked. My dog walker came to walk him and couldn't get in the bedroom. The key I left wasn't the right one. I gave her permission to kick the door in, expecting the latch to pop. Her foot went clear through. Dog got walked. So I replaced all 3 interior doors with solid wood. Wonder what he would have thought if he saw my doors?
@Ableten6 жыл бұрын
"Ok so if you'll look in this closet here you'll see an actual meth addict. You'll see this a lot in a meth contaminated home."
@NickTQ1016 жыл бұрын
aj12 I just died
@roryvonbrutt73022 жыл бұрын
@@NickTQ101 CLASSIC ‼️®™️
@randowhackadoo2 жыл бұрын
😂
@Outzienhier2 жыл бұрын
This old house. Bob
@nikki46262 жыл бұрын
LMFAO! 🤣
@fernandotario88196 жыл бұрын
Plot twist hes the Meath head
@SaHiidAmirShaBazz6 жыл бұрын
fernando tario right i said the same thing
@lunitaabonita6 жыл бұрын
fernando tario 😂😂
@jazookinsjazookins10886 жыл бұрын
Meeeeeeaaaaatttthhhh hahaha
@misterhot91636 жыл бұрын
He already said he was the "been there done that " reference.
@joshramirez8536 жыл бұрын
What's meath?
@KingOsirismindprogramming8888 Жыл бұрын
I HAVE THE CURE STOP ADVERTISING DRUGS TO EVERYONE USING TV AND BUY BETTER DOORS 😂🙏
@gatorfangs2 жыл бұрын
“Not uncommon for the woman to be the meth user” “not a bad punch for a woman, a man would’ve punched through both sides” “if your renters carpet is a little dirty, that’s how you know, it’s time for a meth test” this guy is a savage, but he needs to stop assuming the preferred molecules of his residents and seeming so sure of the threshold tolerable by alleged meth users.
@haditover68906 жыл бұрын
Drinking game: take a shot everytime you hear "meth contaminated home"
@acryliccharcoal16 жыл бұрын
METH METH METH
@nasbuscus6 жыл бұрын
Yeah take a “shot”
@datdatonabeat32526 жыл бұрын
Well now I have a shot contaminated home.
@Renettii6 жыл бұрын
Also LeT ME ShoW yoU SoMeTHInG
@That1Chick6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂💘
@Denis-oo1xq6 жыл бұрын
I Had no idea that Bruce Willis was a meth testing expert? 😯
@lanomommymiramon26045 жыл бұрын
J. D. 😂
@elijahgarcia10175 жыл бұрын
Lol oh Damn that has me laughing hard
@narcissisticjuxta35985 жыл бұрын
Fucking dying.
@debbiewatkins74885 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
@smileymadness87565 жыл бұрын
I keep thinking he’s him 😂
@bunnyviperaquatics21082 жыл бұрын
If this is a meth contaminated house, where is his HASMAT suit?! Couldn’t pay me enough
@aribpm2 жыл бұрын
When you see people out in the yard painting the fence and also painting the giant oak tree blue, that’s a meth house.
@UltraKryptonian6 жыл бұрын
Maybe the house was occupied by a family of angry cats with weak bladders?
@torey43226 жыл бұрын
UltraKryptonian this made me giggle
@DPPed46 жыл бұрын
And the cat smoke meth
@LatteD1Mandor1a6 жыл бұрын
Lol
@collinsashley19906 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@hgbugalou6 жыл бұрын
On meth
@beeley6 жыл бұрын
Well dang thanks for letting the cat out
@blindhydra6 жыл бұрын
Cats can do fine by themselves
@EuricyChan6 жыл бұрын
Cats are prey animals and don't last long on the streets.
@Officialpixiehollow6 жыл бұрын
thank you for this
@AG.Floats6 жыл бұрын
I had a cat that would leave for months and come back, sleep a few nights, eat then leave and come back months later. I also lived pretty much in a forest with lots of wild animals including bears and mountain lions. My cat would be out all night all day in the forest for months at a time and survive. Cats can absolutely take care of themselves not sure what you people are talking about.
@disasterexperiments4936 жыл бұрын
Kitty Ciao they're predators as well; you know how many song birds they kill?
@leebatt79642 жыл бұрын
I bought my house specifically because it was a meth house. I no longer need to drink coffee in the morning. Feel great!
@oaxaca19488 ай бұрын
I don't think the inspector would have gone into a know meth house without a mask.
@stevo14875 жыл бұрын
"Its time to do the physical test, start smoking the carpet. If it makes you want to pick bugs off yourself then its most likely meth. How do I know I've been there done that."
@melissahendrix2224 жыл бұрын
Same with crack! Lol! Carpet picking!!
@stevo14873 жыл бұрын
@Iron Man good try. I still have all my teeth fuck boy.
@karenhargis98243 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing so hard... I can't stop
@stevo14873 жыл бұрын
@@karenhargis9824 lol
@runarrikeborn75173 жыл бұрын
Yes, ya knaaq, i am an multiple personality disorder, old generation 70ies , called DIS or DID, some of "them" try to drug me, and the methheads are really do Nerf
@rockyturnage63436 жыл бұрын
why is this getting recommended to me it’s 2018 and i don’t know anyone who does drugs lmao
@PCGamerUnion6 жыл бұрын
Rocky Turnage you dont know anyone then
@Rammed_earth6 жыл бұрын
You don’t know yet
@Steve86246 жыл бұрын
you must live a really sheltered life then lol
@aogt34146 жыл бұрын
Fuck people who do drugs
@Steve86246 жыл бұрын
AO GT3 you're* fucking moron
@markwright44902 жыл бұрын
I bought a house once that most of the doors were gone, the ones that were there had holes in them, the windows were all covered up, and there was about 18 inches of good soil on all the floors. There were cats living there that sprayed everywhere. I don't think it was meth though.
@highwaytoquail7542 жыл бұрын
Was there a cat urine smell? Lol
@vickilouise3307 Жыл бұрын
Cat- “dude.. that smell is awful”
@loveinspired76 жыл бұрын
Meth smells like cat urine?! How odd.
@ennissavage81416 жыл бұрын
loveinspired7 no it doesnt. Making meth smells like cat piss
@loveinspired76 жыл бұрын
OH, OKAY! Thanks for clearing that up... it's still weird, though! LOL
@Autumpurrfect6 жыл бұрын
How do you know that? 🤔
@sorcererCermet6 жыл бұрын
Golden Golden i think we may have a lead, detective
@deepwebusericantellwhereyo57296 жыл бұрын
Dingus E. Dow its smells when your making it
@Fuckblmfuckpalestine6 жыл бұрын
Why do i have a sudden urge to learn about meth contamination
@fukktastikphuckker11546 жыл бұрын
I bad a laugh watching this. Have no clue why this was in my feed lmao
@raymodg.80396 жыл бұрын
I’d like to get my brain contaminated with weed smoke
@Fuckblmfuckpalestine5 жыл бұрын
@@raymodg.8039 24 / 7 mayne
@tommy27915 жыл бұрын
@Andrew Fleming We all did :l
@theresaedwards58195 жыл бұрын
catch tone lol that’s what I was thinking.
@andrewbooker33642 жыл бұрын
“Meth Contaminated Home” >Resident deals with severe Major Depressive Disorder with Psychotic Features, PTSD and Paranoia and lives alone, allowing them to spiral deep into the pit of mental illness. >Feel Bad Guy.
@strangertobluewater2 жыл бұрын
I literally smashed the corner off a marble countertop trying to separate two frozen salmon filets. No true anger or meth was involved. Sometimes stupid is just stupid. On the upside, It was a clean crack and still affixed several years later with gorilla glue.
@cbk20336 жыл бұрын
Is that home contaminated with meth?
@ShannonD96 жыл бұрын
It's a meth contaminated home
@estherholman24596 жыл бұрын
That's what I'm saying. Like, is it seeping out of the walls? Or is it like bugs and just hiding somewhere?
@samanthabennett93796 жыл бұрын
Well you can literally wipe nicotine off walls if you smoke cigs in a house. So I assume you can swab a wall and test the swab for meth. (Assumption based off living with people who smoked cigarettes, it turns everything yellow. Made the assumption the same would happen if you smoked meth. Not the yellow but leaving traces)
@cbk20336 жыл бұрын
You realize I said that cause he said it was a meth contaminated home like a million times? I was being sarcastic hahaha
@88Kimberly8886 жыл бұрын
cbk2033 people that live in meth contaminated homes have no sense of humour 😂😂
@lildad7986 жыл бұрын
You can tell they was constantly Mething around going on. Couldn't believe how methy that carpet was. Lady that lived there musta been suffering from methalepsey. Sad how methed up the world has become.
@MrCreamcracker155 жыл бұрын
Mike Tyson?
@PatrickSimpson5 жыл бұрын
Now that's funny thank you for real. He is really uneducated on his facts.
@korinnmcmurtrie74105 жыл бұрын
That made me laugh
@daalv80165 жыл бұрын
Your on meth for sure n so am I ;P
@daniellecastleberry15375 жыл бұрын
lildad 79 omg 😂😂😂
@THINKforYOURSELFinstead Жыл бұрын
Mimics ALL the signs of an alcohol-contaminated occupant.
@agennarien24182 жыл бұрын
People in the comments..he says when you have multiple symptoms together it increases the likelihood it was a meth user's house. Sure there are exceptions, but he was right. I saw this in my home (still some damage) after my son and his girlfriend lived there without me for nearly a year. He died in 2019 from complications of drug abuse. I am in the process now of refurbishing the floors, repainting, reclaiming what was my home
@cogreenqueen2 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry you lost your son that way! My condolences to you. 😔
@sagokcs66146 жыл бұрын
Bruce Willis...we know it’s you
@ZachVanHarrisJR6 жыл бұрын
😅😅😅
@ZachVanHarrisJR6 жыл бұрын
Joe Elliott 1611 in between promoting for the movie GLASS
@PISCESBEATS5 жыл бұрын
New game: Take a shot every time you hear the word "Meth Contaminated""
@brittanybornnard69855 жыл бұрын
Dam im drunk lol
@msshawty719745 жыл бұрын
😅😂🤣
@quantummechanic36995 жыл бұрын
Im all outta vodka😂🍻😛
@charlottedhark9075 жыл бұрын
We'd get alcohol poisoning
@caylabooze87935 жыл бұрын
Wow stains on the carpet means that you're a meth addict it's amazing I have six kids and stains everywhere I need to have them drug tested LMFAO
@nosillalaluna70782 жыл бұрын
The "projects" that aren't finished , the overall confusion of why these people do their yard work , painting , building , etc. at night , late , late night ! Washing car's like it's 1pm not 1 am ! Having long disruptive conversation at full daylight volume , when it's 2am ! Freaks !
@nightfall2242 жыл бұрын
Meth heads got beef with the doors lmao.
@matthewjourden10016 жыл бұрын
Dude I don't do meth and my house looks like that because I got dogs and kids. LMFAO
@ivankrushensky6 жыл бұрын
I have everything you mentioned and my house looks nothing like this one....
@nunyabiznis8176 жыл бұрын
That's because you're trashy people. If you weren't you would have your kids and your domestic space clean, orderly and under control. Instead, you let everything control you.
@realxtraki11er6 жыл бұрын
Your dogs and kids are doing meth
@Sweet_Malou6 жыл бұрын
realxtraki11er Lol!!
@Kingvalles6 жыл бұрын
NO NO NO , YOUR HOUSE NEEDS TO PISS IN A CUP
@dianab60966 жыл бұрын
Im so glad Walter White changed his ways
@fracturedgamer4206 жыл бұрын
Walter White didn't change his ways.........Spoiler...... He died!!!!
@McmullenEJ2 жыл бұрын
I was in an apartment inspecting for a clean up with work mate and was showing me the place had been a heroin den with little blood stains all over the walls and roof from the veins "Blowing out" when they stick themslefs. almost looked like a wall paper pattern.. really classy.
@paulsturgill88482 жыл бұрын
My carpets look like that but I don't have a meth house. 🤣
@jsmalls95756 жыл бұрын
"It's time to do a meth test" is my new personal motto. I'm also pretty sure that was the title of my senior year high school yearbook.
@oneofthemasses68316 жыл бұрын
J Smalls 😂😂😂
@tabamafa6 жыл бұрын
Yesss
@tehsma6 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@heatherw02hw2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Aedalas2 жыл бұрын
How do you do a meth test? I want to see if my buddy is holding out on me or if he's really out.
@mtjeeves12345 жыл бұрын
Funny, I rented a property to a kid who had the purest meth in a 6 state area when they busted him in the basement of my home. House was immaculate. They had an old lady living upstairs just holding everything down while they cooked downstairs. Apparently he had 8 or 9 houses that he was renting like this. Guy ratted out all of his dealers and got off with almost no time. Still has his toys and money. What you're thinking of my friend. Is a crack house. Where people go to buy and do the drugs. Not where the drugs are manufactured. There is in fact a very large difference. Even then. This just looks like dirty fuckin tenants to me. Like I said, I've rented properties for a long time. I've had straight edge never touched a drug, or a drop of alcohol in their lives people leave houses far worse than that. Some people are just raised up like beasts.. The rental game is a fucked deal. I don't do it any longer.
@Topher_15515 жыл бұрын
Korri Galbraith I agree with you 100%
@holynarwhale87295 жыл бұрын
He's an expert, you honestly have no idea what your talking about.
@user-xj2sm3xd5l5 жыл бұрын
This is actually true
@jerfair195 жыл бұрын
@Topanga Reyna love your name ❤ Boy Meets World lol
@kalishelltrack2105 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Meth houses/trap houses are where they make it. Crack houses are where they use/let ppl use there "safely" in exchange for some of the drugs. At least that's the lingo here in Minneapolis mn
@offhandacoustic2 жыл бұрын
My friend had a rental house he bought and he said I had to see it. I was not ready for what I saw and smelled walking in. Someone had taken can spray foam and used it on EVERY corner of the walls, floor and ceiling. They sealed up the stove vent and the dryer vent with foam as well. They then covered every window with card board and put spray foam over the cardboard. There was absolutely zero day light getting in that house. We think they were cooking the stuff and trying to contain the smell. Must have used over 100 cans of spray foam. Tweakers are something else.
@KevMac58 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for showing us this stuff because many many people don't have any idea what is going on when they are buying a house.. alot of money to throw away wonce you find out you bought a meth house. Thanks again brother.
@KuutioHD6 жыл бұрын
Game: take meth everytime he says 'meth contaminated house'
@ennissavage81416 жыл бұрын
Sakki youd od
@alexclementine39666 жыл бұрын
you don't take meth you do meth.
@ShannonD96 жыл бұрын
"Take meth"
@sleesullivan27966 жыл бұрын
giggling
@mustwatch31316 жыл бұрын
Now I'm meth contaminated
@graycloud0576 жыл бұрын
Who ya gonna call, meth busters!
@raymundom69746 жыл бұрын
Math
@elizabethshanks69096 жыл бұрын
graycloud057 I can't here you ! Lol
@candice4466 жыл бұрын
Lmao!
@BadThingsHappenHere2 жыл бұрын
my guy straight goes bill nye the meth detection guy on this bih! he really is calculated in his explanation of "red flags for meth homes"
@therelaxationstation52582 жыл бұрын
Where do you get the tests and how much do they cost ?