Young Jay looks like a Futurama character.

Hack & Shill You like that? Only took me 4 years to think of it. You're welcome.

I love how Jay says "13 counts of product placement" as if he's reading a federal indictment

I’m glad they changed the actor for Jay

Mike says there are "no stakes." But with Dunkin Donuts' new Steak and Egg sandwich, you might not be so quick to judge. Served on a toasty onion bagel, this hearty meal starts your day off right... at any time!

"Most racist movie since Birth of a Nation" That's poster worthy.

"Theoretically a comedy" still kills me. It's so exactly right.

I know there’s no reason they would know or care about this but Eugenio Derbez who plays the gardener is actually a really renowned “comedian” here in México who built his career on low-brow comedy. I wouldn’t be surprised if he wrote most of his own “jokes” for this “movie”, and also the grandma character with the big eyes is a character he does a lot. So there’s actually TWO comedy hacks doing drag in this movie! In retrospective, the cash and hollywood connections Derbez got from doing this movie are probably what catapulted his higher budget projects, including a couple movies and most recently a prime exclusive reality show about him and his annoying family vacationing in luxurious places around the world. So really, this was the beginning of a cultural migraine for Mexicans across the board. Thanks Sandler!

You're missing the "Gets a ridiculously gorgeous, smart woman to fall in love with him that he far from deserves."

"Theoretically a comedy." god dammit.

Good on Katie Holmes for getting the hell away from Scientology

I can't believe Mike can do that Jill impression so well. It's horrific.

Those 3 critics who gave it "Fresh" did so because they pitied Al Pacino for having the nerve to put effort into his role.

"I'm a racist and I find this offensive" I love you Mike. Only movie review channel I religiously follow and look forward to.

I know a couple of people who've worked with Sandler and he's apparently an unbelievably nice guy, always asking after people's families and they've said he remembered them by name years after they last met. His movies suck, but I really wish they didn't.

His list forgot "Old lady doing something absurd". Every movie has an old lady rapping, eating hot peppers, flirting, making vulgar jokes, etc. Oh, he also forgot "Entire movie is an excuse for Sandler and friends to go on vacation." (cruise, Hawaii, camping, resorts, etc)

Jay forgot the "always cast an insanely beautiful actress as his wife or partner" trope. It's so overused that it's starting to make the audience think Adam is insecure as fuck.

I love that Mike doesn't give a fuck and just rips into scientology. He even mentions how lawyer happy they are.

I was working at a movie theater when this came out. One time the entire audience walked out.

The sincerity of “jay that’s a visual effect” still gets me

Redlettermedia is the best movie reviewing channel on KZfaq.

"that's bad luck, right?" "...yes" "...i hope so"

The re-watchability on these old episodes show how timeless RLM is

This is probably my favorite RLM vid ever

Trailer Guy: "Your twin sister!" (reveals Jill's face) (shrieks of terror and disgust erupt throughout the audience)

"Why the F+?" "Oh, that's because I graded my own paper"

Producer: "So Adam, do you have that funny scene idea we asked for?" Adam Sandler: "How about Jill eats Mexican food for the first time and it makes her poop." Producer: "Perfect."

That baby adam sandler yelling "I didnt mean this young" was the funniest thing I ever saw.

Jack and Jill more like Hack and Shill.

So, does Jack & Jill basically expose Adam Sandler as a shallow, emotionless businessman? I'll let you decide... but-the-answer-is-yes.

This is so bizarre to watch after Uncut Gems.

Adam Sandler humor: make a funny voice, announce he's Jewish, repeat.

This was the first non Plinkett review I watched from RLM. I can't believe it's been 5 years.

TWISTA WITH YA SISTA

Mike looked so lively before the dementia hit. Breaks my heart.

I love how a review completely bombing Jack & Jill now has an add to buy or rent Jack & Jill below it. God bless KZfaq.

THIS SUMMER ROB SCHNEIDER IS DA DERP DEE DERP DERP.

A RLM Classic.

it's been 9 years since this came out, and Mr. Plinkett still hasn't got to play his copy of Russian Terminator

I'm always interested in Mike's intentionally cliche movie ideas, so I've transcribed his list of predicted Jack and Jill story beats at 10:26. Hopefully it formats correctly - the checkmarks are beside points 1, 4, 6, 12, 14 and 17: ✔️1. Jill will have a bathroom "incident" involving diarrhea or farts ❌2. Jill will show up at Jack's work and embarrass him ❌3. Jill will ruin a "big client" meeting ✔️4. The switch up ❌5. Jill well help kids with their problems ✔️6. Adam Sandler will want to get "the big account" ❌7. Katie Holmes will want to have kids of her own ❌8. Pacino will kiss Jill in a gay gross out scene ❌9. Jill will end up on the court of the Lakers game ❌10. Jill's reason for staying is financial. Jack helps her out in the end (foreclosure) ❌11. Jill will end up on stage during a big event ✔️12. Big bra/big panties joke ❌13. Jill will walk into rooms at appropriate times ✔️14. Jack and Jill will be seen as kids in flashbacks ❌15. Jill will appear in a bathing suit (for visual yucks) ❌16. A scene with multiple women (i.e. Katie Holm's [sic] book club), uppity white women ✔️17. Jack will blow up on Jill as a big plot point/turning point

Budget: 79 million Gross: 149.7 million Mind = Blown Adam Sandler = "The Producers", only for real Scary.

Isn't tom cruise like a high enough rank of scientologist that he can commit any crime and have them try to cover it up or something

As someone who's felt personally violated every time he's had to watch an Adam Sandler movie, it does my heart good to hear someone not only pan one of them, but suggest that it may even be a minor criminal enterprise.

So I watched this after the Ghostbuster review in which, Al Pacino IS IN A DUNKIN DONUTS COMMERCIAL! Jack and Jill exist in the same cinematic universe as Ghostbusters (2016)

Going to an Adam Sandler movie nowadays is paying for all his vacations he takes in his movies with his crew. lol

I remember when this came out on Machinima, and ut got dislike bombed by 12 year olds because it wasn't a minecraft parody

Jay’s list forgot “supportive wife or love interest who would be way out of the main character’s league in real life”

The narrator in the trailer sounds exactly like Trey Parker doing the "wacky movie trailer narrator voice" for "The Stapler," "A Carrot" and "Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb."

i could watch these two men talk for a long time a long time

The closest Half In The Bag got to being a Plinkett Review.

its amazing how every single hypothetical plot that you guys thought of sounds far more entertaining then what the movie provided.

there's some kind of karmic payback that Adam Sandler's daughters look like him in drag

"I'm a racist and I find it offensive" - Mike Stoklasa

I love that Mike's half assed potential ending makes immensely more sense and would have actually been a logical conclusion. Even without putting any effort in, he still gave Holmes' character more thought than they did.

This is the best Half in the Bag.

dunkaccino is the only thing that i like from this movie

Mike: "There is literally one crafted joke in this movie that has a set-up and a pay-off. Shall we tell them what it is?" Jay: "Ugh.. _Sure_..? Are you concerned about spoilers? Because I would think for anyone that _is_ interested in seeing this movie I *hope* we spoil it for you." 26:15

Ironically, about 3-4% of the reviews for this video are negative.

Now that I've watched every single Half in the Bag, I can proudly proclaim that this is the best episode of Half in the Bag.

Revisiting the moment when Mike became a broken man.

It may just be because I have a demented sense of humor, but if they really had done the scene where the handler walked out with a pistol and shot the pony, that would have been hysterical.

adam sandler could be a popular lets player.

This is maybe the only RLM review I wish they'd go back and re-edit with footage of the actual movie now that they clearly have it, even if they won't admit it.

I love how they've kept up this VCR repair bit for so long and it still hasn't gotten old.

Sandler films are like a NASCAR. Loud, covered in ads, spend 2 hours going nowhere yet yokels will still pay to see it.

has anyone noticed that Adam Sandler always has really hot women who are out of his league in movies

"They wouldn't use a little boy in drag because it would be too weird" Oh sweet 2015...

In my youth, I had to watch Jack & Jill twice back-to-back for a competition my friends and I had. No one else did it and I've felt alone ever since.

I love how Mike says "Jay, that was a special effect." completely straight faced like Jay's an idiot.

Katie Holmes is window dressing in the movie, that's all. Adam Sandler always has a stunning wife or girlfriend in his movies.

They straight-up presented a viewing of this movie as a reward for winning a challenge on the reality show Survivor years ago, and the eventual winner of the season was the only one watching who wasn't laughing and had an expression like "what the fuck is this?" With competition who unanimously liked this film it's no wonder she took the game.

I actually put 90 minutes of my life on the line and watched this movie just to see what you guys are talking about. This is my level of dedication to learning movies like you guys do. 🎥❤️🎥

So what Mike and Jay are saying essentially.... ...is that "It's almost mind boggling how complex the awfulness is."

The best Half in The Bag? Probably.

I'm glad this movie was made sheerly for the Dunkachino scene

And a year later, "That's My Boy." 'Nuff said.

Have watched this episode 15 times according to my history.

I re-watch these videos just for the petty joy, the petty, petty joy of rational sane people point out the excesses and greed of famous, rich, questionably talented people. Next, I'll watch a video about the fall of Lehman Brothers.

I have a confession to make...when this movie came out a lot of my friends wanted to see it so i ended up watching it 4 times safe to say i have no friends any more.

Adam Sandler was actually really good in Funny People. It's a pretty underrated movie that a lot of people thought was too depressing. It's the first time I truly liked an Adam Sandler performance.

Jay got hot in the new ones

"...for a grade of F+." "Why the plus?" "Oh, it's because I graded my own paper."

Man, they've changed so much since this video. Jay especially.

This two parter is my all-time favorite HITB episode

This is probably your best episode of half in the bag

I watched this "movie" just to watch this review. What has my life become.

Don’t lump Norm together with those other hacks, the guy’s actually funny.

Ah the good old days, when Mike looked like Paul Weller and Jay looked like a child in an unconvincing Jay costume.

I fill a compulsive need to eat when I watch Jay and Mike reviews...

Scientology: "Hey do you have a second for a survey? Thanks. First. Do you ever get sad if you fall over?" Person: "I guess?" Scientology: "Wow, you could have depression or spiritual issues. You should take one of our 2000 dollar courses to find enlightenment."

my "i hate adam sandler, but..." was always happy gilmore

Once a year I go back and watch the entire HitB playlist and these two are still my favorite episodes.

I like to come bac kto this review every few months, particularly after a poor movie comes out and makes a bunch of money *cough* Batman V Superman *cough* to remind myself that there are some sane people in the world who are capable of seeing through awfulness and acknowledging that film can be art, and that these hollywood film makers are just shitting all over that idea

Jay Baumann: Has watched most of the Adam Sandler movies. Never watched Shawshank Redemption. . . . He watched it couple months ago, so stop with the death threats!!!

*The most expensive comedy movie of ALL TIME*

This video came out on my 9th birthday, I am now 21 and as of today I can get just as drunk as my idol Mike Stoklasa

Thank you RedLetterMedia, thank you for being the smartest KZfaq personalities there are. Not many KZfaq Reviewers understand the concepts of Vertical Integration and Ponzi Schemes, let alone how to apply it to the film industry

Props for Scientology bashing 👍🏻 always love seeing that 😁

Most brutal Sandler review I’ve ever seen and it’s so glorious.

This video is longer than the time I spend watching Jack and Jill before deciding to watch something else.