Actually, it sounds more like two trolls on the internet...oh wait, this is getting too real too quick...

The bitch fight of canary wharf

Queria ver os capitos enteiro e rn portugues

no this is pest control

👏

Oblivion npc conversation

more like recording stuck in a loop

ahahahahahah

😂

it more or less was

like canned Hitler

They do be wiggling

Imagine if the Daleks actually accept the offer of the Cybermen. The universe then will be in big FUBAR.

@@slasher19necroslayer42 Inb4 the creation of the Cyberlek

Come on, they could have killed him countless times already. It's not like they even tried.

Even if the Daleks DID accept the Cybermen's request, it wouldn't be long before the Daleks backstab and betray the Cybermen later on.

@@slasher19necroslayer42 i mean, Dalek would have no gain in that alliance any way, the Cyberman are not superior to Dalek in any way. It like an cockroach ask human for an alliance

Walter Kovacs daleks are not emotionalless

They do know the emotion of hatred.

Hate U mean

and the emotion paired to mercy

James Galilee Hatred is correct there

LOL

Roasted cybermen

How long did you spend in your sphere thinking that one up ?

Galaxy Eyes Photon Dragon, it took 10secs.

I was referring to another video

Did the Daleks get a glitter gun?

@@r.ernestwhite7259 they literally always had instakill ray guns

@@notnice-9623 Not when Peter Cushing was the Doctor - that was the only exception. They shot a kind of superhot gas instead.

The old quantity vs quality debacle

@@thundertick5666 Mostly because they couldn’t use flamethrowers on people (the original idea) because it was too dangerous to do! And I can completely see why.

Nearly every Dalek is genetically designed to both hate and fear the Doctor. They can’t help but pee themselves when he is around.

Dalek Sec: "Raise communications barrier" *Sees non-cyberman in background - really the Doctor* Dalek Sec: "Wait" Shows how they aren't fussed about the Cybermen but are concerned about the non-cyberman's identity. I mean, how would they know he's the Doctor.

@@Briggers0810 1 Rose does straight up tell them 2 They are geniuses, I would not be suprised if they had enough understanding to know when someone is acting out of place or looking different. Normal workers there would be panicing, he is calm and assesing the situation, 2 he is not in uniform like the rest and as a time travel his uniform as he keeps the same would probably be registered at some point in time.

@@Briggers0810 They also sensed Rose's heart beat went up.

They also had downloaded the brainwaves of the torchwood scientist so there was bound to be a blurry image that registered as enemy but was unclear@@Briggers0810

Yoruichi The Extra Terrestrial THAT WAS CLEVER!

"The Cybermen are know for their cleverness."

You have identified as cybermen

@@tomoliver5861 ...Bugger.

"Don't tell him, Pike!"

He isn't implying anything, he's just stating the obvious.

AlucardNoir ^This comment.

Shaun Blyth yup

Daleks throw some serious sass

Shaun Blyth if he had sleeves, he would have rolled them so high they entered the stratosphere, all before engaging in the manliest of fisticuffs.

And knitting.

“RAISE COMUNICATION BARIER” static “…wait”

Oof size mega

also size

... "How much time did you spend in your ball to come up with that?"

I mean, both are correct.

they didnt even need to kill that guy for the information as we know they are capable of just downloading the entire internet in a second. They just wanted him dead and saw an added benefit of intel, 2 birds 1 stone.

average murderhobo party be like

I know it never goes like this, but I always love to imagine when a voice actor voices multiple characters, them just doing it in one take, switching between the voices and talking to themselves in real time

So a typical Monday for Seth McFarland and Jeff Dunham

@@adaphion bravo, you got star wars the clones wars

@@adaphion justin roiland actually sometimes does this for rick and morty

Lmao same with Rick and Morty

They wouldn't cry, they would be ashes because of That sick burn

+Daniel Appleton these daleks are not made from humans

You are indeed correct, but the Daleks in general are mutations from a humanoid species called the Kaleds. That's what Davros is.

AceofTrains0706 R&G yeh but the cult of skaro was made at the start of the time war I am not sure but I don't think the time war daleks are made from kaleds

Mathew walentowicz Unless you're talking about some weird expanded universe then I'm 100% sure Ace is right. I have the episodes on the creation of the Daleks on disc. The Kaleds created them through many years of civil war, I think the premise was; -long war meant fewer soldiers so they converted the dead to fight -civil war meant they had to feel detatched -> felt like new species -Doctor sent back to kill them to prevent Time War, triggering Time War

Season 12 needed more like World and Time Enough. Those are the cybermen. These aee just cyber zombies.

This is not war. This is cyber-bullying.

@@trajan231 Dalek Sec: "You are superior in only ONE respect!"

@Drakon590 Dalek Sec: "You are BETTER at DYING!!!"

@Drakon590 Dalek Sec: "About..... two minutes ago."

DAALEKS DO NOT FEAR CYYBERMEN. IF THIS VERSION OF THE CYYBERMEN MADE YOU AFRAID, PERHAPS, THE DAALEKS COULD CONQUER THE EARTH BY DANGLING A TUURKEY LEG ON, A, STRIIIING. DO NOT, WORRY. AAFTERWORDS, THERE, WOULD BE, CAAAKE. _Nods eyestalk._

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you still fear them, it's just that you (deservedly) fear the Daleks more.

@@ravensquote7206 ​ IN FACT WE HAD A MUCH BETTER PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION AFTER THE DOCTOR STOPPED THIS EASY ONE. I know your comment is a year old but I love the portal 2 reference!

@@nathanj202 God I forgot about this. Thanks for reminding me lol.

*LET ME AT EM CHIEF*

I love how the video cuts off midway through the Dalek saying wait. As if the Dalek doesn’t want the video to end.

They noticed The Doctor walking in the background

*BUGGER, I'VE LOST THEM*

*I WANT TO ROAST THAN SOME MORE*

I agree. lol

That has to be the Motto for the SAS now. Its not war, its Pest Control.

Hence Exterminate Clever if you ask me.

-calls dalek- Dalek: PEST CONTROL WE EXTERMINATE Me: yeah i got a cyberman in my house.. Dalek: ON THE WAY!!

This is not war this is cyber bullying

YOu also have to remember these are not average run-of-the-mill Daleks. Following on the big impasse and stalemate in Space (see Destiny), these four were especially created and cultivated for their ability to 'think outside the box'. It seems only logical then that they would not be so logical or mechanical as other Daleks, and have more in the way of emotions - although in this case they seem to have all the bad ones thrown in, like sarcasm, pride and anger. I bet that, if they were not always at war, this quartet of Daleks (the 'Order of Oberon, I think they called themselves?) would have probably become great musicians, or poets.

@@xj900uk they’re called the “Cult of Skaro”.

Well, we're getting RTD back

@@xj900uk One Doctor Who fanfic had Caan be the best Dalek healer and geneticist while Jast was the best philosopher of Dalek ideals and culture. Thay in the fanfic was the best warrior and served as part of the Emperor's guard and Sec was the best Supreme Dalek. My point is that I agree with you that they would've done well in different jobs of their choosing.

Agreed

I think you got his name slightly wrong 😅

@@ChristopherPin Damn you autocorrect!

@@maidframe Force shield.

I am not sure if one Dalek would be able to kill all 5 million Cybermen

@@josipfiala3656 Somehow I am. One civilisation that could bring timelords to their end. They have no enemies aside from the doctor, universe is just filled with future victims.

"You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?" "We would destroy the Cybermen with ONE Dalek!"

@@Nehfarius man op

This is the newest comment

@@Matthew-vl5iv yup

“I’ll do it!” “I was being figurative.” “Oh...”

Daleks seem pretty stupid.

@@otakurocklee and that's a big-ass downgrade from what they used to be in the classic who era. Especially since the Cybermen are just cyborgs that have programmed themselves to be like robots.

@@otakurocklee The Daleks are anything but stupid, they are however time war era Daleks agaisnt the crudest of cybermen, they probably realized they had nothing to fear.

@@DaDunge Daleks are kind of dumb. Their obsession with purity is their downfall. They need assistance to reproduce and whenever they get any sizable number of Daleks instead of retreating and building their forces they immediately go on the offensive and nearly how extinct in a single move. Are acknowledged to be illogical, uncreative hate filled monsters that have a single minded desire to kill and are constantly losing to humans because Daleks are flawed but to say this is heresy. Dalek Sec acknowledged that they aren't superior like they thought and need to change drastically if they want to succeed and is killed for it. Daleks are idiots

Lol.

I mean the time war Daleks were made out to be incredibly OP, but classic who Daleks were far less consistent.

If it’s late 60’s daleks then the daleks were screwed. After all the daleks had one major weakness the cybermen didn’t have at the time. Stairs. The daleks didn’t overcome that weakness until the 80’s with the 7th doctor. It may not be much of an advantage but it is one in the cybermen favor. 5 million cybermen vs 4 daleks: cybermen lose. 5 million cybermen vs 4 daleks that can’t go upstairs?: difficult but possible.

I love it!

I'd rather deal with daleks and just die then with cybermen and be "upgraded"

😭😭😭

Dalek: *insert* You are better at dying.

@@damianpembrook555 Rest of the Daleks: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

I can imagine the Cybermen monotonously saying Ooooooooohhhh. While the Daleks just go full on.

Nah cause how did nobody Burst out laughing at that in the show.

@@damianpembrook555 They exterminated their pride.

im willing to bet that the ne

@@archferrier4482 oh really

@@timobrien2738 y e s

The evil races see each other as vermin to be wiped out basically as each wants to rule the universe and they're in each other's way. I quite like clashes between bad guy races as it shows how the forces of evil aren't a united front but rather, they fight and kill each other when it suits their purposes.

Not really, everyone already knew they look down on everyone as inferior

I see someone's watched CalebCity

W Caleb city reference

His death was brutal af

Exactly what I thought.

I agree. In fact, the entire conversation between the Daleks and the Cybermen is great...and so funny!

Me too

TKMaida this just turned into a yo momma fight lol

THIS IS NOT WAR!THIS IS CYERBULLYING

It makes the Daleks sound so badass

They have hate and anger

Kateřina Kučerová to be fair the hate burns are worse than the comedy burns

You know the cult of skaro is suppose to think like the enemy? Where do you think they got there Roasts from?

They also can be cowards.

Ahoj

Ooh! 😀🤨

Like Dack saying he could take down the entire Imperial fleet by himself

@@jimmy_the_squid9456 Except Dack was a single rebel. Daleks are OP geniuses with a gun that can oneshot Cybermen and shields that make them immune to Cybermen lasers.

world of retro Well it’s true.

savage!!!!!!

Dean Moccia Heh. I think Daleks look pretty cool actually.

@@281CubicInchesOfFreedom Yeah, but the design isn’t exactly “elegant.” It’s a whisk and plunger strapped to a trash can, wearing a skirt covered in little disco balls.

@@Gojirawars03 they are glorified salt shakers!

This is not war. This is cyber bullying

YOU'RE DYYYING? THIS, IS ACCEPTABLE TO THE DAAALEKS.

@@trajan231 So you saw that video too?

I hate to say it but you can’t hear eyes rolling can you?

Its called a metaphor dude It

@@TheClarksonFan you've never heard of a metaphor have you?

@@Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire this is obvious

@@manwithaplan5503 And this is the greatest reply I've ever seen.

That was clever

@@funniphoneman2570 You have identified as...Cybermen!

@@JimmyBoy9878 Bugger

I love that line. It always seems to get overlooked

Yeah get told 😂

It also implies they do need the other two alive, which is true

It's a good, and chilling, line

Lines like that show just how well Davies understood the Daleks. Much more than Moffat and Chibnal. (Though Chibnal is better with them than Moffat)

Also the Dalek in “Dalek”

Facts 😭😭😭

Indeed

*HOSTILE ELEMENTS WILL BE DELETED*

@@admiralv8538 (Screaming like Cybermen)

Admiral V open visual link daleks be warned you have declared war upon the cybermen

@@alexd442 This is not war,this is PEST CONTROL!

Kitco The Ghost Wizard we have 5 million cybermen how many are you

*"I WANNA INSULT THEM SOME MORE!"*

No they just noticed the Doctor behind the Cyberman

@@ariannepaulino9842 w e k n o w

Rewind 6 rels. That male identified as enemy.

“I NEED MORE PIZZA FROM CYBUS PLZZ”

They can also use stairs.

They can reach the top shelf,and go up stairs.

You make a cool noise when you walk around, we just make an annoying whir and go WOOSH when we fly.

+Boyoftrick_90 The Daleks raise the communications barrier instead.

"THE MICROPHONE HAS BEEN DROPPED!"

Lolol I watched this like 5 times and I love that so much

DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNN

@@Hellodinho Dalek just went all out on that Cyberman

@@rfspilot yeah

Ikr

+Magnus Amundsen Daleks aren't cyborgs, they're fully organic just sealed inside small tanks

Could be argued that the tank replaces what would otherwise be their body, but I agree.

Pyre Spirit Cyborg Noun A person whose physiological functioning is aided by or dependent upon a mechanical or electronic device. Source: www.dictionary.com/browse/cyborg

Magnus Amundsen Well there's your mistake; dictionary.com uses the Webster's dictionary, which is a notoriously imprecise dictionary. I advise you use oxforddictionaries.com and consult the Oxford English Dictionary, as it's the gold-standard for English. The OED correctly defines cyborg as; "A fictional or hypothetical person whose physical abilities are extended beyond normal human limitations by mechanical elements built into the body." "Built into the body" is a necessary part of what a cyborg is. Daleks are sealed inside personal tanks, and thus are not cyborgs. Their body is fully organic. Cybermen, however, have their bodies completely replaced by technology, and are cyborgs.

Except for the time they did like 3 seasons later and forgot to account for the universe nearly ceasing to exist.

@@MrDalek2150 but that time they knew of the doctor, here they thought the only enemy was the cybermen, who they knew they could easily exterminate.

This is cyber bullying

Exodianecross1978 Exdianecrossl978

@@johnathan6992 more funny

I agree

Agreed

Oh yeah it's all coming together

He was just two days from retirement and was going to marry his childhood sweetheart, too! TAKE _ME_ , DAMMIT!!!

XDDD

Daleks aren't robots, not even close, its an alien creature inside a tank pretty much

@@andrewft31 hence why I said “robots”

@@AceAlbatros I thought they where both cyborgs

They're not robots. They are.. DALEKS

@@Irving_teran Hence why I used quotes to say “robots”.

Then the last burn would probably ignite a small star

"Dalek have no concept of Gender" "You identify as daleks"

This is not war. This is Cyber bullying