I read this and couldn't stop watching her!

There were a few smirks HAHA

Ed Catanzaro found the shillary supporter.

Ed Catanzaro Perhaps you misdirected your quip for Occasional Cortex? I don’t want to roast someone for an innocent misstatement.

@Ed Catanzaro she's not working for hillary or the bernie that's why she isn't brain dead

I got South Park flashbacks with the Wookie defense. But unlike that, this argument was entirely coherent and actually made sense.

Starwars fans must have a hayday!

@@ShadowTheHedgehogCZ , admittedly, I suspected this would be gold when the Gentleman from Utah questioned if he would be able to complete his presentation with a straight face. Well played, sir! 😂

The delivery was perfect. Somebody get this man a comedy special.

How this man didn’t bust out laughing is beyond me 😂😂

As someone from Utah I have to say that it's a real thing It's spoopy

I can't breathe .... CALL A MEDIC! I'm losing my shit xD

I hung in there till he quoted "Frickin Sharks with Laser's on their heads"

Tauntaun... he had me at tauntaun.

Then Democratic Senators know how to meme. Members who are both Republican and Democratic are doomed.

@@ismaellopez3963 The left can't meme chief

@@rubadubmedia the only actual meme they have is a generic photo of a guy laughing the rest aren't even memes they are shitty unfunny insults about Trump

Spaceflight Admiral lmao no.

@@ismaellopez3963 I wish there were democratic politicians who were good memers. It would make things more interesting.

Like a boss.

ahhaahhahahhaahhahahhaahhahahhaahhahahhaahhahahhaahhahahhaahhahahhaahhahahhaahhahahhaahhahahhaahhahahhaahhahahhaahhahahhaahhah

No, I don't think so. I think he was making a serious point.

yes yes he did

He did, and it was beautiful. He used a shitpost to illustrate the idiocy if the left

Only 90%?

Lucas I lost it. Some senators must of tried and failed to keep a straight face.

Lucas Oh my gosh, that is soooo true.

Here here!

Funnier than all the late night talk show "comedians" today.

Sen. Mike Lee for Potus

Absolutely 👍

@@phillipsheldon5663 what about Haley • Lee 2024? She'd be epic on foreign policy and he'd meme the senate from his position as its leader

What about AOC. She prdicted correctly that we shall have no planes, no work and will be paid for sitting at home, free housing etc and it all came to pass. AOC for 2024!!!

@@owlblocksdavid4955 - Nah, Haley is to warhawkish. I like Kristi Noem and Lee, or Desantis and Noem

To be legendary troll level, he would need to attack the actual green new deal, not this absurd strawman. The GND does NOT ban airplanes. Lee is a liar. www.congress.gov/116/bills/hres109/BILLS-116hres109ih.pdf

Powning Atheists Amen!

*70s

Especially the part at the end with the babies. "The solution to climate change is?....BABIES!"

Powning Atheists....Um no. www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/rationally-speaking/200905/conservatives-lack-sense-humor-study-finds

SNL could have a field day ripping on the delusional beliefs of any Mormon. Too bad the show isn't long enough to touch on all of the craziness represented by the LDS Church. You should check out the golden IPhone I found in a ditch east of Palmyra. It has provided myriad revelations from the cloud. If you want the secrets, send me money.

Hahahahahahaa!

There is a new book called "Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Wants to Stop Cows from Farting."

@Ave, True To Caesar! And Summer is coming! ayy Lmao!

Hahahhaha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I would be on the floor out of view from trying not to laugh. All you would see is a pair of hands changing the memes.

She was the best prop he had there, her face was priceless. I loved every moment, they should make this whole thing compulsory in schools.

A giant sea horse gap. LMAO

Wiff of the sea horses. I am crawling. Every cow said BOO, now I lost the ability to crawl.

I have watched this presentation at the hands of several presenters including Senator Lee and it is always gratifying to see the person managing the posters on the easel literally crack up each time. Once again, it is obvious that while the left takes itself so seriously and yet those who see through their crap have no trouble conveying the humor of the left's stoically communicated garbage.

Senator Lee used Power Word Kill on the green new deal

@bigbenhoward there's no saving through against power word kill. It just kills you if you're under 100hp, no questions asked

Dark23KnightGames It’s most ridiculous ability is to adjust its health to the damage it receives. *Exactly 2000 health below the attack number.*

I need more thumbs to upvote this!!!

Without firing a shot!

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@Milagro Heroina the senator's name is Mike Lee. The original poster isn't comparing him to General Lee from the Civil War.

@@coachwhitford7315 you mean.....SHOTS FIRED!^^

Truly truly I say to you fellow citizen of the internet: this man has rightfully earned his place in *Valhalla*

documented for posterity: Conservatives know how to meme. and by default: The left can’t meme.

Trolling wouldn't require him to lie. The GND does NOT ban airplanes. www.congress.gov/116/bills/hres109/BILLS-116hres109ih.pdf

hbomatt hell no we need to start working on that immediately lmao🤣🤣🤣

If the cows smell so bad, just wait until they get a whiff of the seahorses!

Dr. Strangelove reference.

I half expected Bernie to bust through the doors and yell *“MEIN FUHRER! I CAN VOLK!!”*

SEA HORSE LIVES MATTER!

You never heard of the partie "Die Partei", they have single seat in the european parlament and the first thing they wanted to do was rotating their represantive so everybody can get huge pay check for beeing part of the european parlament. They were memeing poltics for ever the best thing is, they are a german party they once organized and demonstration where they speach was what ever people teewted to them. So it went from : "More LSD in the water", to "We want water in our LSD" one of the important points the stand for also they want to rebuild the wall around former east germany ect. By the way their name Die PARTEI is short for : "Work, Constitutional state" "Protecting animals" "Promoting the elites" "base democractic Initiative" XD www.die-partei.de/regierungsprogramm/ Here their partie programm/what they stand for

its hard to not like a politician that can use memes so damn effectively

As you should. The greatest country in the Galaxy.

Article 13... lolz.. NOW it makes sense why Obama gave the Internet to Europe back in 2016 before leaving office..

Right! All the attacks on free speech would come to a halt if they tried that article 11/13 crap here! Mess with Americans memes and they will loose it 😂 Mass civil disobedience through billions of meme stickers. Invest in vinyl

No, it was addressed with the seriousness it deserves lol

This entire performance, though funny, was entirely based on attacking straw men

@@jeff5566 The Green New Deal does NOT ban airplanes. It doesn't even ban fossil fuel. Here is the text of the GND so you can see for yourself that Mike Lee is a out-right liar. www.congress.gov/116/bills/hres109/BILLS-116hres109ih.pdf

I don't approve of how he voted on the national emergency resolution, but he has more than earned that title. *Applause*

Trump: Hold my Diet Coke....

All hail the chief shitlord of the senate! May his reign be dank and snarky!

Shitlords unite! Praise elk!

Kek*

Brett U 👏🏻😆

How would I humanely recycle them for heat without a lightsaber?

No one gets to own one in socialist utopia. When you're not using it, someone else takes it. It'll be like rental skates at a roller rink. Lolz

My Tauntaun will be named “Carl”.

If Vermin Supreme gets elected as president, everyone will get a free pony. While it may not be the same as a Tauntaun, it is still a step in the right direction.

I still almost can't believe this actually happened.

But about the Milk, the Cheese and the Steaks he is wrong. He didn't talk about the 93 million EGGS that were destroyed for containing inside SALMONELLA.

Just telling it like it is- one of Satan’s lies. Recall Satan’s first lie on earth as HE had fallen & made to slither about as punishment.

You're clearly not on 4chan lol

Well you know now and that's all that matters. 😀

Drunken Master, Chicken Hansen because the media didn’t really want to spread it around it just crushed their whole narrative

I'm confused. Which senator exactly was the shitposter?

@@rivahkillah Have you become lost little one?

I SECOND THAT

Double the doubled number

Hell get this man the White House

Haha I vote yay!

flipthecoin888 I would rather square-root his earnings. How shameful it must be for the few sentient Americans left, to witness such a lack of seriousness of their republican politicians.

And his aide that is swapping the pictures, I’d have died

96ferus And a raise. 💲💲💲

you mean there are actually people who buy this green deal crap?

@@gunterification not exactly, not exactly. They want your money to buy it for them.

Indeed our children will celebrate this incredible victory by eating burgers on giant plastic toutouns while pretending to gun down a characture of AOC that runs arounds trying to steal all the burgers in the party.

I'm absolutely surprised that lady hasn't cracked laughing. She would definitely win you laugh you lose

Someone should create the meme of him bringing these slides across the Delaware being rowed by the likes of Ben Shapiro, Tim Pool, John ward, and anonymous etc.

@@jawbreaker707 Somebody with more artistic/Photoshop talent than I, make this happen!

Buck Naked Shadilay BROTHER! His return has been foretold!

oldie but a classic

That is a good one!

Lolz

The obvious solution to climate change.

Sake Hump I see what you did there and it pleases me

🤪😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂❤️

MurasakiTsukimaru dear god I haven’t laughed that hard all day

I’m dead 💀😂 too good 👏👏👏

And thus began the second great meme war. And the right is on home turf with a nuclear arsenal, meanwhile the left are still building their catapults ready for a castle seige.

That's because the right has a sense of humor

He never stops fighting for the rights of memefarmers everywhere. Tirelessly working to save the Kekistani people from the diaspora caused by the Cuckistan invasion of 3000 b.c. #never4get

Finally, representation for the TRUE oppressed class

Shadilay mother fuckers!

There is no Kekistanian dual citizenship. We are always under the guidance and protection of the great one and only him. We are merely displaced.

Dual loyalty

LMAO! She was close... really close to loosing her shit! Well done pretty blonde gal!🤣👍👍

No she cracked multiple times

@@adamswanson6909 just smiles, thats it. But i bet after it was all over, it was a field day of laughter.

7:19 : "Deep breath, the "cow line" is coming." ... "Every cow I spoke to said the same thing: boo." ... 7:38 : " I made it!"

She has the restraint of a goddess.

The giant seahorse gap?

Strontium9T Bro he crossed them fools into the shadow realm!!!

*demoNrats

Strontium9T Twilight zone

How? Tauntauns!

Well hopefully the dems dont fuck up that place like they have here!

Scorge 😂😂

Scorge a friend once told me that the term in the south "bless her heart" refers to either the person you are referring to is either stupid or ugly. Lol

@@pauljohn5554 in most cases, yes. ( I live in southern Alabama). Or you can use it as a form of sympathy

Scorge so true. I failed to add that

He was able to keep a straight face because he was dead serious about the communist propaganda they expect AND demand that we swallow as fact. There is a definition of insanity. The poor woke who’ve have swallowed & stand for the communist agenda fit that definition. This Memorial Day that is to remember those who fought & died to keep us at home free, can we remember their sacrifice with such courage like the men who fought at Omaha beach landing who were aware they would likely die? Could, If we had to, look those men in the eye as we see PLAINLY what the those so called “aristocrats” at their little world meeting, want to become the god of this earth? And what the Soros/Obama’s crew of treacherous sneak thieves are perpetrating on us today? May God bless & protect those few who stand up & fight with words for us to maintain our RIGHT to possess firearms so we can can stand to protect our children from communism, proven by history to be AGENTS of death for everyday people.

I have learned on thing from this don't play poker with him if he could keep a straight face during that poker is no problem lol

Pathological liars like Lee usually can keep a straight face through a speech like this because their moral compass is completely broken. The GND does NOT ban airplanes. www.congress.gov/116/bills/hres109/BILLS-116hres109ih.pdf

Enmanuel Estrella I lost it when he said that. Man is a legend for sure!

If only he said that about Emperor Pelosi

"and it's been said, a long long time ago that they can even keep you warm through very cold nights".... This has me rolling

This will go down as the most interesting speech in history.

Literally laughed out loud when he said that.

I would have cracked early. I have no idea how she kept her composure. She did almost lose it at the Star Wars reference after the Taun Tauns though. That would have gotten me for sure.

She was really fighting it lol. I caught her a few times biting back laughter.

Jokes are much better when they're mocking something someone actually said or did, not a strawman. The GND does not ban airplanes. Lee is a liar. www.congress.gov/116/bills/hres109/BILLS-116hres109ih.pdf

He achieved Cartoon Apotheosis. Truly a sage for modern times.

Probably why this reminds me of Johnnie Cochran's Chewbacca Defence.

This man is Chewbacca. But he lives on planet endor. This does not make sense! Vote no on green dumb deal

Justin Helms it’s the velociraptor holding tattered olde glory isn’t is?

Absolutely!

Yes

Ben Vapes perfect

I'm one of his constituents, and I've never been prouder of voting for someone in my life.

Same! 🤣

Omg, I don’t know how Senator Lee got through this without laughing

I'm on number 3 rhis year... like 4 times when it first came out lol.

Praise KEK!

Shadilay

Wow 235 likes👍🏻 , thanks guys but all Credit must go to John Ward

@Christian W wut?

Reagan passed the firearms protection act, which banned automatics from civilian usage.

Paul Boccuti The requirements are rigorous enough that most military personnel cannot be licensed for them. The regulations also make them cost as much as a car. Yeah, you CAN get them but there are hurdles specifically designed so you won’t. Plus the only reason they aren’t outright banned is because that wouldn’t stand up in the Supreme Court.

His assistant wants to laugh out loud sooooooo bad.

This is especially sad because Reagan unconstitutionally banned machine guns

One Buffalo To think there was a time when they were known as the party that had sticks up their asses.

The Memes of Power!

JARedwolf100 they are still that party. But keep thinking poisoning water increasing fossil fuels and decreasing health care is going to help the world.

@@danunderwood6240 Dan Underwood "Decreasing health care" isn't even a thing. We have the same amount of health care we had before. Hyperbolic partisan rhetoric just makes you look less intelligent and disinclines people from taking you seriously. The Green New Deal was a joke. This witty takedown of it was a joke. It was a funny one and the ability of the right to meme while the fringe progressives are screeching about any number of things would make it appear you're wrong at this point.

@@danunderwood6240 your a moron ...you should know that Nestle owns 70% of the fresh water in the world, you think that they are worried about climate change, or the Rothschild's for that matter... and you talk about socialized medicine like it saves lives, that's a huge lie!..a person who has cancer has to wait up to 2 year's to see a specialist.. socializm is the death countries not the savior for the working man, EU is dieing.. people want to live a good life, not in austerity!...

@Ivan Walker Geesh, how many calories did you burn raging over nothing? Who hurt you?

@Ivan Walker I'm guessing you don't have a response? Should have guessed as much. The mentally ill are one trick ponys after all.

It was a RIDICULOUS presentation. Childish at BEST . HAHAHA

Give this congressman a cookie- and my vote while you’re at it

@Ivan Walker Keep sleeping bud, on one end of your deluded dreams I’ll be riding the my Tauntaun fighting the Giant Seahorse problem- while you on the other hand can possibly imagine living in an equally bizarre world where you actually learn to take a joke

Same

Well spent tax !

🤣🤣🤣 This comment deserves an award.

& the dope they smoked

Same

That's no solution.

JohnSmith FakeName ‘‘twas boring, he was appealing to those who “100% know that climate change is a hoax” when there is tons of evidence on climate change out there.

@ian mcnab Yes tons of evidence www.geoengineeringwatch.org/

Magnus Årsland I am looking into the link.. there’s tons of info/words... just to be clear, do you support climate change or are you against it??

Against putting pollution into the atmosphere to save us from solar cycles. Also opposed to plastics.

@@ianmcnab8751 He literally sayd in his speech that "climate change is a serious issue while this resolution is not", how can u somehow come to that conclusion when he literally sayif the opposite you are say he meant with his speech. Also there being evidence for climate changing is another can of worms. Yes its a fact that its changing, and we know that it has always been changing and earth has been cycling between ice ages and warm periods. What we dont have even remote scientific consensus is, how much are humans affecting the natural cycle and is it relevant enough to cause permanent change to the cycle or not. This is issue with media, that you can literally take any study and use the same study to make opposite points by framing it properly and then people get mislead on purpose.

Yes...a great wordsmith and a fucking clown.

Better. TOP score

This is better than President Whitmore's speech at Area 51 before defeating the alien mothership.

Noelle B a clown? But he didn't write the green new deal

Noelle B, how can someone not believe in provable science and yet believe in imaginary angels, gods, magic underwear and non-existent golden tablets? For most, rationality supercedes superstition.

1337penguinman This is Chewbacca. You might be wondering why am I talking about Chewbacca when a man’s life is on the line? Look at the monkey, look at the silly monkey. *head explodes*

...or Idiocracy.

Waiting for Terrance and Phillip to show up.

Evil Black Cat “it’s an old meme, sir, but it checks out”

DAMN YOU !!! YOU JUST MADE ME PISS ON MYSELF A LITTLE 🤣🤣🤣

Not quite lol... More like "groan"

OMG ! 😱😱😱😂😂😂👽👽👆👌

Only if you sleep in it... Solo

Lies are never relevant. The GND does NOT ban airplanes. www.congress.gov/116/bills/hres109/BILLS-116hres109ih.pdf

first Last lmao true 😩😂

There was no war. General Lee ended it before it began..takes a drag off doobie

This is the better future

One more year...

1920? That's long gone..

zetaconvoy nice!! Lol

👍

Gold

Well said, Sir!

😆

My eyes have seen the Glory Of The Coming Lord.

A Senetor _AND_ Kekistani Ambassador... Seizing the Memes of Destruction.

God bless the cameraman for keeping her in the frame..

Her wavering willpower was hot.

She nearly loses it when he says, “Tauntauns, Mr. President”.

couldn't keep my horny eyes off her. 😍👍

Redbird7311 Dude! I LOST it at “Tauntauns, Mr. President.” I have NO idea how she kept it together!! 🤣🤣🤣

We need more brazen liars? The GND does NOT ban airplanes. www.congress.gov/116/bills/hres109/BILLS-116hres109ih.pdf

AQC is the only who's dying, dying to pass the new green deal.

@DANIEL NORMANWell, sure they do, buddy. Say Hola to the 3 million illegal Mexicans who voted for Hillary in 2016. Here's a :-) smiley for you and Mikey Lee.

The funny thing about this satire, it shows how dumb AOC really is.😅😅😅

@@cc3822 it is priceless how people don't get the satire side

Kids are dying too... but she's OK with abortions.

This gold would not have been invented if not for AOCs idiotic proposel. Thank you AOC. She is meme gold.

jerry, gold!

Missed opportunity to quote “I thought they smelled bad on the outside” for the tauntauns

This is the work of a master Troll Lord. and god bless america!

My liberal friend legit thought the guy was being serious

It's an RPG on his back - this proves Trump colluded with Russia.

@@betwixtX Dude, don't say that, the MSM will believe it.

this is so perfect!

Jeremy McGowan that. is. amazing.

There's a new book called "Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Wants to Stop Cows from Farting"

Proving for eternity what morons Republicans are.

Agreed. He will live in ridicule and infamy. What a joke. To think folks like this govern our country is appalling.

@@flyingfishsurf LOL, just a ridiculous response to an absolutely ridiculous proposal. This was a proper response to that joke of a 'new deal'.

Berserk Vash and now the EU can’t meme, legally.

Nope, apparently this is as real as it gets, and uts far better.

Don't worry. Schumer will surely steal from this for her next special.

shumer is a disgusting fat stinky slob and a thief!

I know! I saw stills of Reagon on the raptor and thought surely someone had photoshopped it!

@@Jess.Loves.Gaming Well, to be fair, it was photoshopped. Reagan left office in '89, and the Cold War was generally over in '90 or '91. Velociraptors weren't available until at least '93, when InGen perfected their cloning technology. ;-)

@@Jess.Loves.Gaming You can buy the shirt. Just google this image, it has been around for sometime.

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The beginning of the end of our society is starting to happen watch it unravel

He said it with such conviction. It was just so...... *kisses fingers* MWAAAAAAA!

That was the point where the strain of keeping a straight face showed a little on Blondie McBlondeface. She still did great.

Seriously, the best!

@@Trollificusv2 She nearly lost it at "far far away". I would have busted out laughing.