Return To Office Push Begins As Covid Cases Plummet

Return To Office Push Begins As Covid Cases Plummet | Britney's $15M Memoir

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Getting folks back to the office might not be that easy, as most remote workers report they'd prefer to continue working from home. Elsewhere, Britney Spears fans have a lot to look forward to now that the singer has confirmed her first memoir will be released next year. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@rowynnecrowley1689 2 жыл бұрын

Well look. When you work at a place, you have to get ready, which is a chore in itself, then you either have to drive, walk, or take public trans/cab. Those cost time and money. So at minimum, you're probably looking at least an extra hour of time in addition to your work. And most people want at least 2 hours between waking up, and leaving for work. And most employers don't pay you for lunch, but still insist you take it, and make you stay late to make up the time. So now your 8 hour day is a 10-12 hour day, and you had to spend money to even get there. Then you have to deal with co-workers, a/c that you can't control, you can't eat, drink or smoke when you want, and you end up spending all your time either working, getting ready for work, or recovering from work. So why the hell would anyone wanna go thru that if they don't have to? Especially for minimum wage.

@RubbishFPS 2 жыл бұрын

They shouldn't. Any job that doesnt need a building but has one any way is a way for that company to use the building as a tax write off. They also write off the huge insurance costs of having a building full of workers. Im sure theres others like upkeep on the buildings and the grounds they write off too. Thats why so many places have people in cubes with a computer they could easily use at home instead.

@justrosy5 2 жыл бұрын

Exactly. THANK YOU!!!

@HungryLoki 2 жыл бұрын

@@RubbishFPS Wouldn't the rent or maintenance costs, in case they own the building, far outweigh any potential tax write-offs?

@runningdpm 2 жыл бұрын

There's probably not a lot of minimum wage workers working from home.

@krcmaine 2 жыл бұрын

As a former call center rep, this is 💯 I lasted 18 months. I don't know how people retire from it. Minimum wage + commissions = toxic work environment. Customers calling in angry and you have to take their disrespect on one side and then supervisors giving you stress for not upselling enough (because they get a bonus if their team meets certain %)...your peers steal your sale order if a customer calls back and you are only allowed two 10 min "bio breaks" and a 30 min lunch -that is scheduled in an 8 hour day. If I could have worked from home that would have been a HUGE benefit. Please be at least civil to the person you're addressing on the phone at a call center...it does nothing to unleash rage on the first person you get, they may even be less helpful because that is the only defense they have against abusive caller just ask directly for a supervisor.

@catc8927 2 жыл бұрын

That Canadian First Amendment bit nearly killed me. 😂 Poor judge was probab!y thinking "What on earth does this have to do with establishing Manitoba?!"

@rarajiboo 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 I’m British and my husband is Canadian! And we both rolled with laughing when we heard this!

@Wunderlustgirl 2 жыл бұрын

I laughed SOOO hard

@numbaoneg101 2 жыл бұрын

✋✋

@laurels9912 2 жыл бұрын

Me too 🤣🇨🇦

@ebbderelict 2 жыл бұрын

It's embarrassingly hilarious.

@coleengoodell7523 2 жыл бұрын

If people can do their jobs from home offices, I say more power to them. Reduce emissions and have healthier lives at the same time.

@danielgehring7437 2 жыл бұрын

I'm amazed that businesses haven't been leading that charge already. Thousands, if not millions of work hours are lost each year just to traffic, not to mention sick days, have-to-wait-for-the-repair-person days, etc. It goes to show how paranoid the business owners are in this country, afraid that every employee will just nap through their shifts if they're not supervised the whole time.

@porfiriato84 2 жыл бұрын

It's been working for us since the pandemic began. If anything it made me more productive WFH. There were just too many distractions being in office. The company is going as far as closing down the office and becoming fully remote soon. Love it.

@katsong3302 2 жыл бұрын

Healthier for pets also!

@foomp 2 жыл бұрын

@@danielgehring7437 It's because most of the people in charge are of the old mentality. The sort that feel that even though productivity is just as, if not even better than before, it's still bad. "What do you mean all the work is done already? I don't see anyone in the office, so how can it be done!?"

@ABTSAPOSTOLICVOICE 2 жыл бұрын

@@danielgehring7437 l

@davidleaman6801 2 жыл бұрын

The husband of the protest leader was just suffering from what we Canadians call "Too Close to the Border Disorder".

@TaraColquitt 2 жыл бұрын

Good one!🙂

@emmaz.luedemann213 2 жыл бұрын

Touché, excellenf!! 🇨🇦

@bluemoon6380 2 жыл бұрын

Hey Google translate... touche is still touche in English

@buzzmnky 2 жыл бұрын

😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 💀

@MonkeyJedi99 2 жыл бұрын

The mayor of NYC didn't even originally say "get back to the office" he said "get back to work", like working from home was somehow not work. Of COURSE NYC wants people back in the office buildings. More bridge tolls, more subway riders, more parking tickets, more tow income, and building owners will finally start paying taxes again.

@libradragon 2 жыл бұрын

@Napes Weaver Yep. Great line, thank you. We should have pissed it off about one hundred years ago, though. That is when the electric car was invented and see what happens when we let gasoline spray all over the yard?

@asterix7842 2 жыл бұрын

You’re implying that it’s some kind of conspiracy that the mayor wants to get the city’s economy going again.

@g.d.graham2446 2 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't be surprised

@lesslycarthan4963 2 жыл бұрын

We got to install microwave ovens we got to install color TV's

@happysmith6666 2 жыл бұрын

That’s it exactly.

@RogerHerzler 2 жыл бұрын

“You can’t stay home in your pajamas all day.” Me: Challenge accepted.

@timd4524 2 жыл бұрын

That's funny. My daughter works for a cvs call center and tomorrow she's going back in to work to pick up a pair of new head phones to be used while actually working at home. Turns out cvs uses science and technology.

@lordlacolith 2 жыл бұрын

They also sell homeopathic snake oil as medicine, so not really.

@bluemoon6380 2 жыл бұрын

Yay CVS

@jonmcmann4560 2 жыл бұрын

CVS has also close many of their stores... Plus why is there a call center for a drug store? The whole UPS, Amazon, FEDEX, USPS, thing um yeah. Did you know human evolve for being outside? Our bodies need the sun light to literally live. It is how people get their bodies to produce their vitamin D. It is good for your immune system.

@timd4524 2 жыл бұрын

@@jonmcmann4560 You're ignorant.

@timd4524 2 жыл бұрын

@@lordlacolith Pretty sure they have no affiliation with doc Oz little one

@user-di6cn2ne7u 2 жыл бұрын

Prove to me why going back to the office makes sense and where the productivity decreased ... Oh wait they can't. Leave me at home.

@blackeyedsusan727 2 жыл бұрын

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@xamislimelight8965 2 жыл бұрын

Because some people have jobs where thats not an option, thats why. Try doing warehouse work from home. Or retail. Or food. Or landscaping.. not everyone has a job where all they have to do is pick up a phone or punch in some keyboard strokes.

@michaelgrey1351 2 жыл бұрын

My wife works in HR and says shes in contact with recruitment agencies who watch the news for companies starting return to office plans and then they start calling all their workers. They're making a mint moving people to companies who know we don't need to be in offices any more.

@blackeyedsusan727 2 жыл бұрын

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Good for them. That's capitalism at work. Their loss!

@banjo7987 2 жыл бұрын

As a Canadian, I must say, your knowledge of Canadian place names is impressive! And your understanding of Canadian law is noteworthy. On that note, I would like to point out that free speech is part of our constitution, but it does not allow for hate speech or the spread of false doctrines like denying the Holocaust.

@blackeyedsusan727 2 жыл бұрын

Correct, because those are not free speech. Those are not rational, lawful political discourse; uphold the rights of citizens; or contribute to the growth of society in any way.

@lurkingknight 2 жыл бұрын

rights and freedoms are not absolute. They can be revoked if you impede on the rights and freedoms of others... like... committing crimes. Section 2 of our charter of rights and freedoms gives us the right of expression, but section 1 says all rights and freedoms granted are subject to reason within an acceptable democratic society.. which basically means don't break laws or impede/take away the rights and freedoms of others. The entitlement of these people is breathtakingly stupid.

@XXX3155 2 жыл бұрын

I wonder what the Americans would think about our first constitution (Constitution Act 1867)

@alex35agm 2 жыл бұрын

Did anyone else see that Ukrainian woman confront Russian soldiers and swearing at them asking them why they thought they could invade her country.That took alot of guts as she was unarmed.It shows how much the Ukrainian people will stand up for their freedom.She offered them seeds to put in their pockets so they will grow when the Russian soldiers are killed.I applaud her courage.

@mookins45 2 жыл бұрын

I bet that Russian soldier later cried his eyes out for the shame of what he was doing. He knew.

@babyteano1977 2 жыл бұрын

...and the man who tried to stop the Russian Military convoy with his bare hands....

@diannegaylord7170 2 жыл бұрын

OMG.. praying for the Ukraine

@ricardocerrillo1897 2 жыл бұрын

Seeds to sprout from the Earth...to perpetuate the soul of a soldier who is following the orders of his so called 'superiors'. That soldier must have had an emotional epiphany to some degree during and after that encounter.

@marshamariner7897 2 жыл бұрын

@@SpicyMayoVegas the audio recording of the people on 🐍 🏝️ who told the military ship

@JohnClark-tt2bl 2 жыл бұрын

If we can do our jobs from home and do them just as well, why not? Saves fuel, wear on vehicles, and most of all, our time commuting.

@MrMirageCaster 2 жыл бұрын

Because it would be bad for management if you were happy and excited for life and seeking better personal prospects. And if everyone is grouped together in one place it's harder for them to demand better treatment when management can guilt them for special treatment.

@TheKaiTetley 2 жыл бұрын

The commute from my bed to the toilet is horrendous

@FrankIsDoingThings 2 жыл бұрын

Not everyone likes working from home, either. Working from home should definitely be a topic for discussion within some companies.

@porfiriato84 2 жыл бұрын

@@FrankIsDoingThings I've noticed that those very few people that prefer being in office are those who have kids and find it hard to focus WFH. So they go to office to get away lol. As for myself, living solo I much prefer WFH as we currently are.

@fenrisunchained1926 2 жыл бұрын

Always with the repeat comment's from shill accounts.

@KrakenIsland64 2 жыл бұрын

Sadly the Canadian citing the 1st amendment as a criminal defense made about as much sense as any American that cites it for the same reason.

@elenachristian9860 2 жыл бұрын

Neither could actually tell you what it says.

@blackeyedsusan727 2 жыл бұрын

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@blackeyedsusan727 2 жыл бұрын

@@elenachristian9860 🎯

@jschuler53 2 жыл бұрын

@@elenachristian9860 Agreed. It doesn't actually say we have freedom of speech though. It says "Congress shall make no law ..." prohibiting freedom of speech, religion, etc. There is a difference. All kinds of things are considered speech. Money is protected under free speech and is considered such. Money says something and we ostensibly can spend it as we like. Or maybe that's a conspiracy theory. Unless you HAD to read it or teach it I doubt many people have actually read it, and the entire Constitution. It's not that long. But the language can be challenging.

@atiredfloridian777 2 жыл бұрын

"Which September? No way of knowing!" oh, I felt that, it feels like we've been stuck in a time warp since 2020...

@aj42k 2 жыл бұрын

@@SpicyMayoVegas sounds like a Hercules quote.

@ZeddtheVHSotaku 2 жыл бұрын

Space is warped and time is bendable.

@richardmercer2337 2 жыл бұрын

Let's NOT do the time warp again! 🎶

@atiredfloridian777 2 жыл бұрын

@@ZeddtheVHSotaku Hehehehe I was hoping for someone to make that ref.

@evanhoransky5649 2 жыл бұрын

as a Canadian, that Manitoba was quality!

@elvinn9434 2 жыл бұрын

Agreed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@gingahbeef2604 2 жыл бұрын

That joke about recording stuff and passing it off as a live broadcast yesterday finally makes sense. I've been waiting 24 whole hours for this!

@stevenrafter3069 2 жыл бұрын

They have always filmed Thursday and Friday on Thursday. It's not new.

@marshamariner7897 2 жыл бұрын

He may HV been referring to Putin having the same clothes on?😅🤣😂..and if Friday is predone that's fine

@artao5 2 жыл бұрын

I think you meant years, not hours

@artao5 2 жыл бұрын

@@stevenrafter3069 NOT true@@ There's been several times he went live in the last 4 yrs.

@danielgehring7437 2 жыл бұрын

@@artao5 Wrong channel, you want Seth over at Late Night if you're gonna jackal.

@matthuck378 2 жыл бұрын

I think that if you can work from home and want to work from home, you should be allowed to. The whole "office culture" thing is outdated and needs to go away. If you like that stuff, fine...But don't impose it on everyone.

@videoettaceo8900 2 жыл бұрын

My company tried to force some of us back 3 days a week. So many people quit that they changed it to 1 day. I took another job at the same company that is 100% remote.

@sunnydaze2359 2 жыл бұрын

I truly envy you people that can work at home now. Even if it’s just part time. I worked in a large office where most of the people were just gossips. & I had a two hour round-trip commute on some of the busiest highways. I hated it. I think I would’ve given half my salary to be able to work from home. I hope all of you who want that will be able to get it. Good luck to you guys. 👍

@videoettaceo8900 2 жыл бұрын

@@sunnydaze2359 thanks 😊

@bhuwin6186 Жыл бұрын

The "Hybrid" is just a fake work from office lure lol.

@Kelsey.E 2 жыл бұрын

As a Canadian, I love when he talks about us 😂

@toonheaded1 2 жыл бұрын

It's 2022 we don't need ppl in offices companies have reported record profits in the past 2 years how can anyone argue that sending ppl in will make things go better? Less traffic, better work life balance, obviously having a drink is a plus and cooking from home for lunch instead of spending money at a restaurant. Tons of reasons NOT to go back.

@petunialuna4801 2 жыл бұрын

But not good for corporations and the energy and fossil fuel industries, the clothes industry, auto industry (in Mexico), real estate escrow groups, restaurants, etc. Basically the corporations, Wallstreet.

@Nick30468 2 жыл бұрын

@@petunialuna4801 while that's true, those groups will definitely want office work back, that doesn't directly influence the opinion of a company wanting to open up offices. From my own personal experience from WFH and listening to higher ups look forward to the office reopening, it seems to stem mostly from higher ups who need that social interaction to...I guess flaunt their ego at. Harder to feel important when talking to a screen I guess. Me, I just want to get my work done without dealing with traffic and interpersonal office nonsense lol.

@SylviusTheMad 2 жыл бұрын

I've been WFH for 24 months now, and it's been nothing but good. There is absolutely no reason for me ever to return to the office... ...so naturally, my employer is recalling me.

@nh251 2 жыл бұрын

Time to focus on work for 8 hours rather than video games for 4.

@4daluvofnikki 2 жыл бұрын

@@nh251 You again. Why do you assume everyone is slacking off while working from home? Go back to your office if you feel you are incapable of disciplining yourself at home. Just don’t assume everyone is like you are.

@claudiaroedel1368 2 жыл бұрын

@@nh251 depending on one's commute times it is actually possible to work 8 hours from home AND have 4 hours to game - hours that would have been spent dressing up for work, on public transport and lunch break. As it has been said, it's a matter of discipline.

@blackeyedsusan727 2 жыл бұрын

@@4daluvofnikki because he is! #MAGAlogic. Ever notice how much it resembles the logic in totalitarian regimes all while they whine about "freedom". Uh huh

@SylviusTheMad 2 жыл бұрын

@@nh251 Any job that cares how many hours you work is a bad job. Do you get the relevant work done? Any issues of quality or timeliness can be dealt with using performance management tools. What I produce matters more than how many hours I spend producing it.

@kylestubbs8867 2 жыл бұрын

I can already imagine a road sign that says "Welcome to Hawaii. How'd you get here in a truck?"

@RubbishFPS 2 жыл бұрын

Now im wondering if there are any welcome to hawaii road signs period. There shouldn't need to be.... but... people.

@joycemoore8098 2 жыл бұрын

no matter what is the bizarre news, Stephen ALWAYS makes it better!!! thank you for making my day bearable!!!

@12MedbeNetwork 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Propaganda Bot.

@alexisais2419 2 жыл бұрын

You are right, SC always makes my day better!

@editor4578 2 жыл бұрын

@@12MedbeNetwork thank you stable genius.

@dabomb199715 2 жыл бұрын

Typical Democrat

@joycemoore8098 2 жыл бұрын

@@12MedbeNetwork who, me or Stephen?

@seanpatrick1243 2 жыл бұрын

As 90% of Canadian truckers are happily fully vaccinated, there were never many actual Canadian truckers involved in the Canadian trucker rally.

@jeffbaer5851 2 жыл бұрын

My reaction when Russell Brand started pissing and moaning and whining about why the media wasn't covering the ret*rded Canada trucker protest? NO ONE CARES ABOUT A HANDFUL OF RET*RDED TRUCKERS!!! If we were talking about the Air Brake Revolt, or the Gear Shifting Protest...? Then I might listen. But the LAST group of people I want to hear from in terms of public health policy is Canadian ret*rd truckers. I'd rather listen to a kindergarten class in West Virginia and THEIR opinions, because they'll have more intelligent things to say.

@CourtneySchwartz 2 жыл бұрын

If you lived in Ottawa, I promise you’d believe there were more than enough conspiracy theorist Canadians for a lifetime.

@seanpatrick1243 2 жыл бұрын

@@CourtneySchwartz Isn’t one more than enough? You used to only find them in mental institutions.

@agny369 2 жыл бұрын

the 4 main funders of that protest were all far right canadian figures, The Rational National (a Canadian citizen and resident) has a very informative video regarding it. It was bullshit, as are the funders of the anti vax protest in the US

@gamepapa1211 2 жыл бұрын

@@agny369 They don't stand for anything, but they do want to screw things up for everybody else.

@vickikendricks1605 2 жыл бұрын

As a Hawaii resident I approve of this message 🤙🏾🌺🌈🌋🦎🏝️😊

@AB-by8xu 2 жыл бұрын

Why return to a office if you can do your job from home ? Less energy consumed , fuel etc …oh you mean companies needs to put a renting expense in their books ? Why imposing anyone have to go through commuting …subways , bus , taxi , car …fuel etc ? Why ? Keep people happy doing their jobs from home if they wish …

@RubbishFPS 2 жыл бұрын

All part of the old way of thinking about work. Your watching a cultural shift happen and the old fighting against the new. Your quite right about the owning property and all the tax write offs they get for them and all sorts of other things related to having a workforce in attendance like insurance costs for having a building full of people.

@alancham4 2 жыл бұрын

The commercial real estate sector would like a word.

@nh251 2 жыл бұрын

Because if you're focused on your kids or video games your work quality is shit.

@krcmaine 2 жыл бұрын

@@nh251 Then that should be addressed with that employee's performance review or have an HR meeting to address unprofessional behavior at work. Fire the person if they're not doing their job...sheesh you make it out like the employer is powerless here.

@4daluvofnikki 2 жыл бұрын

@@nh251 Speak for yourself. Not everyone’s work is crappy. Not everyone is easily distracted.

@shawnnewell4541 2 жыл бұрын

I want to see the truckers drive to Hawaii! That will solve everyone's problems.

@mlilof84 2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao you’re funny 😆 i enjoy hearing drivers say they drive all 50, I ask, how’s Canada (giving them a chance) and they’re like Never Been 🤷🏻‍♀️

@TheKaiTetley 2 жыл бұрын

Just put an extension to the snorkel.

@fenrisunchained1926 2 жыл бұрын

There are not any roads.

@tim3172 2 жыл бұрын

@@speaktruth9631 "So, you are saying truckers are a bunch of rubes?" Um... people whose only skills are driving and sitting? Yeah, pretty much.

@shawnnewell4541 2 жыл бұрын

@Speak Truth You have no sense of humor. And apparently, don't get the joke.

@betterchanel 2 жыл бұрын

As a Canadian, whoever that one guy was that wooed when he mentioned the truckers being arrested, I appreciate you.

@mdk1940 2 жыл бұрын

So cool that you had all those Canadian right and pronounced correctly! Once again proving that you ROCK Stephen Colbert!

@M_SC 2 жыл бұрын

Well, we don’t actually say SASKAtchewan. Or I don’t, but I’m not from there

@markstyles1246 2 жыл бұрын

"The Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms, Section 2(b)" just doesn't have the same easy to remember punch as "The First Amendment". And we all know, that for anyone who would honk about that section loudly, "easy to remember" is more important than "correct".

@blackeyedsusan727 2 жыл бұрын

🎯

@amandajones661 2 жыл бұрын

Now would be an amazing time for companies to open with remote jobs and offer good pay to people who want to quit other jobs.

@blackeyedsusan727 2 жыл бұрын

Precisely. Anyone with a plan, a brain, and some capital is working on that right now.

@jtremblay100 2 жыл бұрын

As a Manitoba person we never agree on how to say pembina. Good try mr Colbert.

@bogusmcbogus2637 2 жыл бұрын

um, it's pronounced bempina, thank you

@jtremblay100 2 жыл бұрын

@@bogusmcbogus2637 🤣

@evankrosney6759 2 жыл бұрын

I've never heard it pronounced any way other than "pem-bih-nuh" in Manitoba. "Pem-bee-nuh" is something you'd hear said in Saskatchewan.

@YamiOni 2 жыл бұрын

Employers that realize the old style of "Everyone in the office" is dead will thrive, those that do not will lose many employees to those that do.

@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 2 жыл бұрын

Amen!!!!!!!!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

@earthtaurus5515 2 жыл бұрын

Best way to sell the concept of remote work is to tell the finance department that the remote work will ultimately reduce overheads such as rent for office space, commercial lease, utility expenses such as electricity and water as well as printing expenses (with their associated support contracts). Therefore, there will be plenty of money left over to award hard working staff bonus and better pay rates. Since, that would mean finance would also get better pay rates and bonuses by extension. Win-Win for everyone as staff morale gets a boost and a happy staff is a productive staff. So more work gets done over all.

@BoringTroublemaker 2 жыл бұрын

I’ve been working from home for more than 7 years. I assure you, mayor adams, I can certainly stay in my pajamas all day. Though i would definitely support my husband going back into the office 😂

@chezmoi42 2 жыл бұрын

Can you set his office up in the garage, or a shed?

@scoob2007 2 жыл бұрын

I live in Ottawa. One of the funniest stories I heard during the protest came from a local reporter who was going around asking where people were from. He spotted a man holding a confederate flag and approached him with the question. The man replied “I’m from Gatineau”, which is just across the river in Quebec. He asked “Then why are you carrying a confederate flag?”. His response was “It’s the only flag I got.” I’m guessing that he grew up watching The Dukes of ‘azzard.

@HM-ob7ju 2 жыл бұрын

As someone from Ottawa but who works in Gatineau: 🤦🏻‍♀️

@therestingrancor8259 2 жыл бұрын

Glad to hear that covid numbers are the decrease in U.S. I'm praying for all those suffering in Ukraine 😔. Also in Australia, South East Queensland is experiencing a catastrophic flooding event. Effecting thousands of people. On par with 2011 major flooding event. Spare a thought for us also😔.

@nessa2481 2 жыл бұрын

I haven’t seen the flooding covered anywhere! I hope you guys are ok, you are in my thoughts & I will find someone showing this!

@y_fam_goeglyd 2 жыл бұрын

Oh no! Keep safe, mate! Take every warning seriously. Don't let your "macho" friends or neighbours persuade you to do otherwise. Oz's right wing is just slightly less crazy than the US's. If only they'd shut up, maybe the whole country would take climate change seriously. Much love to you & yours from your Pommie cousins. Please stay safe!

@g.d.graham2446 2 жыл бұрын

# StandWithUkraine 🇺🇦

@petunialuna4801 2 жыл бұрын

FYI: Corporations complained here about people not coming in to work because of Covid risk. Low pay, no sick leave, no to poor health insurance. So our government, instead of raising minimum wage, supporting worker rights and health care, had DHS announce in Jan. that hospitals and health providers would no longer be required to report Covid cases as of Feb 2. Also, set up home instant testing which isn't reliable and isn't reported. So by the end of the month, reported cases go down significantly, funny how that works when they're not reported any more, and corporations end working from home safely. Welcome to the corporate state with a bought government.

@claudiaroedel1368 2 жыл бұрын

@@petunialuna4801 where is "here"? Where are you?

@CasualGamer11 2 жыл бұрын

“IT’S BRITNEY, BOOK!” 😂😂😂

@amandajones661 2 жыл бұрын

There is zero reason to go to the office if the job can be done at home.

@gamepapa1211 2 жыл бұрын

THIS! Any clerical busywork can be done on any machine nowadays. Forcing people to waste time and money to drive to and back from the office just to placate the dinosaurs from the 50s in the executive board is just plain stupid.

@4daluvofnikki 2 жыл бұрын

I couldn’t agree with you more.

@Nomad77ca 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the Canadian bit, we love ya up here eh!

@THMILLER 2 жыл бұрын

Late night with Stephen Colbert is always my daily cup of happy😇

@basstard4639 2 жыл бұрын

Oh I love how that truck convoy just wasted all that money. They could have just sat at home and had the same outcome 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@katsong3302 2 жыл бұрын

Too bad they denied travel for anyone else on the streets and damaged with air horns hearing and psyches

@RubbishFPS 2 жыл бұрын

Only thing they would be doing is blocking travel for the people they claim to be standing up for while not affecting anyone in power. Leave it to those idiots to find a way to make a useless protest actually hurt the residents instead.

@danielgehring7437 2 жыл бұрын

Ah, not quite the same outcome, they would have had more money to do damage with!

@shareonrivas1458 2 жыл бұрын

NAZI MUCH?

@last7509 2 жыл бұрын

i love how the first international agenda was starting to lose steam, so they decided to start a totally new one. now all of a sudden the first one is just dissipating like magic 🤣

@musicgodess80s 2 жыл бұрын

This man is so awesome!! Stephen you make the world a better place to be !!

@macshall5741 2 жыл бұрын

Love him but he ignored Ukraine slaughter!

@captainvontrapp8 2 жыл бұрын

Steven the people in Saskatoon refer to themselves as “Stooners” and refer to their town as “Stoon”. 😅

@DPowered2 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine being so badly rightwing that you confuse american politics and legal systems with your own

@pablodmdp 2 жыл бұрын

Id says she’s finely rightwing. Standing for her rights and freedom

@elenachristian9860 2 жыл бұрын

@@pablodmdp Her right to cross another country's border without following their laws? No such right exists.

@blackeyedsusan727 2 жыл бұрын

@@elenachristian9860 That's nationalist logic at work. "Law and Order" refers to brown and black people "knowing their place", letting themselves be abused and murdered by assorted white thugs, some with red hats, some with badges. Law and Order, in the true sense, doesn't apply to them, because their type of white is Right.

@tiffbeevachou108 2 жыл бұрын

They seem to understand the first amendment as well as the right wing in the US.

@schoolfreak32 2 жыл бұрын

Same with the right-wing "protestors" here in Australia.

@kenchristie9214 2 жыл бұрын

In Australia a number of people appearing before a judge have pleaded the 5th. When the debate for stricter firearm laws in 1995, secretary of the Queensland Rifle Association, Ian Mcinnes repeatedly recited the 2nd ammendment as an argument agianst the proposed laws.

@darkwandaim 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for a little light in dark times...

@Real28 2 жыл бұрын

I left a company because they wouldn't let me continue to WFH. Our file was closer together having me home more. I loved it and was more productive. Leader even said that myself and our team had never been more productive. But they wouldn't even work with me for a hybrid. Found a completely remote job within that month. And theyre paying me 25% more and better benefits. The "Old Guard" is going to lose tons of talent to younger companies that will take the good talent and give them remote jobs and good benefits.

@chezmoi42 2 жыл бұрын

_And theyre paying me 25% more and better benefits._ Not surprising, if they don't have to provide your workspace infrastructure. Enjoy your new job!

@loisfolk5492 2 жыл бұрын

Happy employees produce more quality work. If you can do it , do it.

@JKSNsensei 2 жыл бұрын

I don’t mind this being pre-recorded, as long as I get my daily dose of Stephen!

@marshamariner7897 2 жыл бұрын

Between Stephen 🌹❤️ and Jimmy ❤️🌹🦋💖. It's great they r early on here. As I don't hv cable 💖🦋🌹

@BeeWhistler 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I was wondering how they pull that off with all that’s going on. Just as glad for the diversion.

@fenrisunchained1926 2 жыл бұрын

Shill accounts worst internet feature ever. It's like the undead kind of creepy.

@kylestubbs8867 2 жыл бұрын

Funny thing... in his last monologue, he took a jab at Putin for wearing the same suit in his pre-recorded war message.

@speaktruth9631 2 жыл бұрын

He's not funny. His ratings reflect.

@Jaebird88 2 жыл бұрын

Even if Canada's First Amendment was similar to the US's, *that still does not absolve you from all responsibility for your idiotic actions.*

@CloudsGirl7 2 жыл бұрын

The free speech that these idiots want isn't free speech. It's speech - and actions - without consequences. In short; they're spoiled brats.

@teresacorrigan3076 2 жыл бұрын

🇨🇦amen. Listen to james Gordon’s song cry baby caravan. He speaks for most Canadians 🇨🇦

@har8397 2 жыл бұрын

Haven't been to the office in 2 years and plan to keep it that way....

@questionablynerdy 2 жыл бұрын

My health is SO much better in work from home that I will be willing to go back to office on occasion, for social aspects, but not interested in going back to perpetually having a cold or flu for most of the year.

@pearl1357 2 жыл бұрын

WFH for the professional class and office employees is here to stay at least in a hybrid format.

@nh251 2 жыл бұрын

Professional class? Sounds like you're implementing a cast system.

@blackeyedsusan727 2 жыл бұрын

Thank the Lord! Ignore the trolls

@susiesweet8003 2 жыл бұрын

I'm from southwestern PA & I'm having a hell of a time getting cat food. They want their Friskies, chunky, gravy kind in a can. 😾 Little shits...they won't eat real tuna, real seafood, real chicken or turkey. 🤨

@OfficerDva444 2 жыл бұрын

Poor picky kitties =(, Hope you find some or something they like. Mine dislikes Chicken/Turkey and anything pate'.😺

@anonagain 2 жыл бұрын

Chunky canned cat food is hard to find most everywhere. There must be a bunch of freighters full of Friskies and Fancy Feast sitting offshore waiting to be unloaded.

@GreatDayEveryone 2 жыл бұрын

I totally feel your pain. Little did I only that cats will declare war if they don't get their fancy feast

@sunnydaze2359 2 жыл бұрын

I have noticed in some stores that cat food is pretty scarce. Must be an off a lot of cat lovers around. Or maybe all they can afford is cat food ? Scary

@amandajones661 2 жыл бұрын

I'm so happy for Britney. She deserves all the money .

@ruthdepew7212 2 жыл бұрын

You've got to be kidding. Can't you think of 15 million people who deserve an extra dollar each?

@thinkforyourself828 2 жыл бұрын

Who gives a shit about her first world problems. She spends her days doped up swaying on Instagram in weird outfits. Bout time she did something real.

@ricobuttonpusher7061 2 жыл бұрын

I do NOT want to be forced back to the office

@tiffbeevachou108 2 жыл бұрын

My husband used to have an hour commute one way to work and now he is working at home. It has been great! I chose to return to the office because I work in mental health and prefer to see people face to face. Flexibility should be key

@johndavis6119 2 жыл бұрын

We need to end this early Industrial Age factory system of office work. Being there under the straw bosses whip is unproductive and psychologically damaging.

@liamwinchesterchasten2229 2 жыл бұрын

I stand with Ukraine ✊🇺🇦✌️

@ziziroberts8041 2 жыл бұрын

I wish NATO did. Extremely sad.

@DeepThought420 2 жыл бұрын

Me too! 🇺🇦

@NunyaDamnBiz1984 2 жыл бұрын

@@redneckshaman3099 I agree, go to hell

@NightMystique13 2 жыл бұрын

🇺🇦🇨🇦✌️

@jsatish1974 2 жыл бұрын

@@ziziroberts8041 They would have if Ukraine were part of NATO or if Ukraine had oil.

@bonniea.1941 2 жыл бұрын

Is it just me or are Stephen’s monologues much funnier lately? I mean, I’ve always loved him but lately he is KILLING it. Is my reality also your reality?

@docdirtymrclean3610 2 жыл бұрын

"Im protected by my first amendment rights!" " Sir, you are in Canada" " _surprised pikachu face_ " lol you cant make this shit up.

@blkcatzette 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you Steven for being You!!! Peace and Love to all at the Show!!!

@adrastoso9727 2 жыл бұрын

“When I work from home I wear nothing!” That’s how to do it! 🤣

@rasmusazu 2 жыл бұрын

I like working from home. Stresses me waaay less than going to the office. Dont get me wrong, I like being with the people there, however, working from home, is just so much more relaxing.. + I get to choose my own hours, so, as long as I work the neccessary hours, I can basically do them whenever I wish, as long as previous appointments arent getting forgotten.

@jozz2248 2 жыл бұрын

Stay strong Ukrainians and prepare for integrating volunteers as well as a way to accept/incentivise those who might switch to your side.

@Rugelacharugula 2 жыл бұрын

Huh?!

@jessicabradshaw3365 2 жыл бұрын

Hopefully the Russian troops will switch sides

@jozz2248 2 жыл бұрын

@@jessicabradshaw3365 Yes, at least one platoon surrendered. Hopefully they receive accomodation or reward for striving for peace. ✌️

@CircusFoxxo 2 жыл бұрын

@@jozz2248 74th motor rifle brigade. A recon group who were told they were just gathering Intel and threw down their arms when they learned they would have to fight their brothers. Massive protests in Moscow, St Petersburg, Belarus... shit's not going well for Putin

@elenachristian9860 2 жыл бұрын

"There is a place for you at our table". It could work.

@ChazzyPhizzle1 2 жыл бұрын

I’ve been required to work from the office since July of 2020. We could of all done our job from home too lmao gotta love corporate structure.

@kimberlycornelius7911 2 жыл бұрын

I'm a waitress wish I could work from home!

@rachel_sj 2 жыл бұрын

I wish everyone will tip you very well and you'll never have to call around to have a shift covered last minute

@RubbishFPS 2 жыл бұрын

I hear yah. I cant build patios and do stonework from home either but having my customers home and less idiots out driving makes my life a bit easier.

@poorthing 2 жыл бұрын

I AM a Waitress working from my home every day and nobody has ever tipped me, rarely hear a thank you. I'm also the cook, busboy, and dish washer.

@judibiggerstaff8054 2 жыл бұрын

Go to school or training and get a different job.

@joe_higachi 2 жыл бұрын

@@poorthing you should have told him to pull out then

@lisa4prez2030 2 жыл бұрын

His love of Bourbon

@SpaceForceCommander 2 жыл бұрын

Must be hilarious when people try to have their 2nd Amendment rights in Canada too. Isn’t that right, Rupert?

@danielgehring7437 2 жыл бұрын

Actually the do have amendments in Canada. Their second amendment is a right to freedom of thought and expression (their first is a right that the further amended rights will not be infringed, because even in their constitution Canadians are polite af).

@meganesergerie5382 2 жыл бұрын

@@danielgehring7437 😂 😆

@joe_higachi 2 жыл бұрын

Cuz in America, gun nuts don’t use their toys to overthrow the government, just to murder black people

@glenncordova4027 2 жыл бұрын

What I find hilarious is Canadian protesters waving Confederate flags. That shows how Canadian they really are

@g.d.graham2446 2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely

@batgurrl 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Stephen for the laughs to help us deal with the world at large. Luckily today is bring your bourbon to work day seems to be something you are taking seriously. Great to see the grey suit again

@fenrisunchained1926 2 жыл бұрын

Do your cognitive functions operate properly?

@speaktruth9631 2 жыл бұрын

He's not funny. Perhaps low IQ thinks he is. His ratings are dismal.

@jackboot3946 2 жыл бұрын

Stephen is in danger of becoming an alcoholic.

@editor4578 2 жыл бұрын

@@speaktruth9631 or....... whoosh?

@speaktruth9631 2 жыл бұрын

@@editor4578 Nope, not over my head.

@a35362 2 жыл бұрын

Still 72,000+ new cases a day, so... it's not over yet.

@whatthehess3691 2 жыл бұрын

When it comes to late night shows, give me Colbert or give me Seth.

@JenMistress 2 жыл бұрын

Considering my way of watching The Oscars is ignoring the show, and see if anything big from it pops up on KZfaq, I don't think I'll notice any kind of editing changes. 😉😂

@danielgehring7437 2 жыл бұрын

Oh, but why wouldn't you want to see Hollywood elite get expensive statues from other Hollywood elite all night?

@HeckleJeckle87 2 жыл бұрын

Seeing Colbert take a sip of his booze make me happy!

@annemettefrederiksen7751 2 жыл бұрын

And take a sip as well. Skål 🍷

@cosmichef75 2 жыл бұрын

I'll quit and find a new job I'm not going back to the office.

@TaraColquitt 2 жыл бұрын

3:25 Canadian 1st Amendment is the funniest story this week!😅

@MsShellectable 2 жыл бұрын

I love the contraband cookie bit, but Stephen....Stephen...Girl Scout cookies come in boxes not bags.

@littlemac8673 2 жыл бұрын

So they can hide how small and few cookies you get for the price lol

@ruthdepew7212 2 жыл бұрын

If there weren't a shortage, you could get a bag or two of cookie boxes.

@humane143imperfection6 2 жыл бұрын

Sleeves within the boxes.. it's a dome within a dome!

@petedog9581 2 жыл бұрын

People only do actual work 35% of the day while working in an office.

@WalterPetrovic 2 жыл бұрын

We have The Constitution of Canada and the Charter of Rights and Freedoms. I guess about 90 % of Canadians don't know what is in those documents because American TV has totally corrupted the minds of many Canadians and many believe the US Constitution is the same as our own. The Charter does not give anyone any special privilege to behave like a douchebag. This is why Canadians have always appeared to be apologetic about most things because many don't really know.

@TiffanyCSmith1 2 жыл бұрын

Just like a Canadian to blame US, for corrupting them, Try blaming your education system, or Trudeau. 90% of your people don't know their rights, sounds like a u problem. Glad the truckers are back doing their jobs, like the rest of us.

@WalterPetrovic 2 жыл бұрын

@@TiffanyCSmith1 Our educational system is still better than America. We don't make it a habit to ban books. We are also taught to think, and those who can think can see the Right Wing destroying society, everywhere. Putin is a Right-Wing dictator. He is a fascist who bull shits about wanting to destroy fascism -- exactly like the Right-Wing in America.

@ClayLoomis1958 2 жыл бұрын

Yup, our First Amendment allows most forms of verbal douchebaggery. Short of death threats or yelling "Fire!" in a crowded theater, you can say pretty much anything in the US. Case in point, Trump.

@elenachristian9860 2 жыл бұрын

@@TiffanyCSmith1 Tiffany, you might want to read up on your Mark Twain. Something something fool, something something remove all doubt.

@dukedex782 2 жыл бұрын

Americans it’s time to accept your ignorance. A third world country, being laughed at by all other nations. It’s time to accept….

@robleonard6424 2 жыл бұрын

STAY STRONG 💪 UKRAINE ‼️ THE WORLD 🌎 IS BEHIND YOU ‼️

@CircusFoxxo 2 жыл бұрын

SLAVA UKRAINY

@Mithril_Antimarr 2 жыл бұрын

sadly, about several hundred or in some cases thousand kilometres behind you.

@laszynandriy 2 жыл бұрын

@@CircusFoxxo Героям слава

@reneemb4319 2 жыл бұрын

Stephen and staff lighten my heart with DELIGHT. I am profoundly grateful!

@VasilikiN 2 жыл бұрын

Usually I do it after the clip ends, but now I hit the “like” button just after the Britney book joke!

@ryro3515 2 жыл бұрын

As a Canadian who is beyond fed up with our “Trumpafide Gaggle of 18-wheelin’ MORONS”, I love you, Mr. Colbert!

@johnnostrand2320 2 жыл бұрын

Hopefully you have that same sentiment when you're being forced to take your 7th booster and your praying this one doesn't have the side effects that have disabled or culled your friends & family. Then you think... oh wait maybe I should have stood with the truckers so that 7th booster would be your choice and not forced upon you. Colbert thinks it's just about the masks. I'm sure that's what NBC's got him saying... the O.G. Colbert Report wouldn't just skip past that part.

@ryro3515 2 жыл бұрын

Oh, and Sir? I have family in the Canadian Trucking Industry. They have been firmly opposed to the various blockades and the occupation of DT Ottawa since day one! I’m more inclined to side with them and the REAL TRUCKERS who TIRELESSLY keep our countries running then with a bunch of Trumpian Morons who take joy in upending people lives while jumping around in bouncy castles, spreading vaccine misinformation and disrupting essential trade between Canada and the USA.

@Wolverines77 2 жыл бұрын

Stephen is having WAYYYYYY too much fun out there tonight... LOL

@too2great8 2 жыл бұрын

I'm still wfh and I hope it continues. With gas prices being high right now, I'm so happy not to be wasting gas sitting in traffic or trying to avoid accidents in Atlanta. It's been awesome. I work longer hours at home than I ever did in the office.

@heathertruskinger6214 2 жыл бұрын

Oh....now I am craving Pringles !!!😋

@phantomstrider 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for offering some good news 🙂 I needed this today 😆

@colinwisner1016 2 жыл бұрын

Th heck are you doing here?

@sunnydaze2359 2 жыл бұрын

@@colinwisner1016 😄😂

@ANOLDMASTERJUKZ 2 жыл бұрын

Good writers are only as effective as the comedian delivering the material. Your team hits the bull's eye !.

@colepedrick5908 2 жыл бұрын

The "Pem-Beena Highway" 🤣 Of all the Canadian Prairies-things I thought he might make a mistake on, I didn't think it would be the pronunciation of Pembina 🤣

@id10t98 2 жыл бұрын

It's only a matter of time until corporate Amerika makes it mandatory for workers to return to offices. Tow the line Komrades or get ready to be let go from your jobs.

@ClayLoomis1958 2 жыл бұрын

That's less of a worry now that the pussy-grabber president got voted out of office.

@OC-CPA 2 жыл бұрын

So this whole time, the "Friday audience" has actually been a Thursday audience? This changes everything...

@danielgehring7437 2 жыл бұрын

Actually no! Tonight's show was an exception for some reason, but generally they bring in a whole new audience for the additional Thursday taping. I think they figure most people don't want to sit and watch retakes for 3+ hours. Although it's extremely easy to sneak back in if you wanted to stay for the whole thing, I hear.

@OC-CPA 2 жыл бұрын

@@danielgehring7437 My point is that the "Friday audience" is a Thursday audience-even if it's different from the audience for the Thursday show.

@danielgehring7437 2 жыл бұрын

@@OC-CPA Ah, haha, I see now. Well, thanks for letting me babble about it anyway, I love factoids like that.

@OC-CPA 2 жыл бұрын

@@danielgehring7437 Personally, spending 3+ hours watching Colbert retakes sounds like heaven to me!

@JavierMartinez-yb7ld 2 жыл бұрын

It’s so sad to see how people are against protesting and happy they are arrested just because it goes against there ideals and beliefs. Why are people clapping and happy for people getting arrested and there accounts being frozen. How did we get here?

@myridean2k4 2 жыл бұрын

FRIDAY Fun Fact: In the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms, our country's equivalent to the American Constitution, Freedom of Speech is covered by Article 2. ^.^

@RubbishFPS 2 жыл бұрын

I was hoping he was going to tell us that. Thanks for the knowledge.

@myridean2k4 2 жыл бұрын

@@RubbishFPS One Republican politician stated in a tweet that she wanted to pass a law to give the protesters temporary sanctuary or something, thinking they had no rights at all. I replied back: "Great idea! Make it permanent. You don't need to send them back to us."

@danielgehring7437 2 жыл бұрын

@@myridean2k4 Meanwhile those same Republicans are lambasting sanctuary cities for people from other countries who are in actual danger. It sure would be nice if they found another trick other than blatant hypocrisy, wouldn't it?

@myridean2k4 2 жыл бұрын

@@danielgehring7437 Hypocrisy comes with /most/ politicians when they flip flop. Sometimes for the better while some do not. I think something I've missed so much from Jon Stewart's Daily Show was the great work from their researchers on calling politicians out on that, sometimes using footage at least a decade old. Priceless! :D

@gerbmcnuggets5466 2 жыл бұрын

2:52 My favorite type of comedy involves inside jokes between employees no one has ever heard of before. Just remember: It doesn’t need to be funny if it’s homogenized and safe for *everyone*

@justinweber4977 2 жыл бұрын

Because attempting to give a personalized face to the 'generic employee' of your joke is... a bad thing? It's the creation of a character, nothing wrong with that.

@foxbutterfly-eden8715 2 жыл бұрын

And Hawaii SHOULDN’T drop their mask mandate considering how consolidated their populations are. If shit starts spreading on one island, shit will go south quick there

@blackeyedsusan727 2 жыл бұрын

I'm glad common sense has prevailed there, esp. because it is a tourism hub, and leisure and domestic travel is starting to take off big time again. So, not only is Hawai'i at risk from intrastate transmission, but also all the out-of-state idiots who will flock there and bring the virus with them. I hope our shit mayor in NYC at least keeps the mandate on public transit. To life that would be disastrous with so much population density