Kronos: "Son, I prophesy that one day your son will overthrow you as you overthrew me." Zeus: *proceeds to sire dozens of illegitimate children like its going out of fashion*

"Your future child will take you down." "So, maybe we shouldn't have se--" " *_I'll eat all the babies!_* "

He was raised by Nymph's? Hmmm, that explains a lot about his future

Even when there's no welsh mythology, watching Dael struggle with names is quality entertainment.

Who else would love to hear Dael retell the first chapter of the simirilion in this style? It might make an interesting listen.

Pro tip: paper for taking notes, hands for gesturing. Unless you have a hundred, in which case , by all means go ahead and write a novel on them :-)

It wasn't that she couldn't remember the titans names she just didn't have enough room on her hand

Of course Ouranos is still hanging around. Just go outside and look up: there he is.

"As if Santa's an expert in warfare"... Killing it Dael. Just killing it.

Haha, Dael wearing a Chip and Dale shirt is great. Also hilarious smudge meme reference

You've found a good way to pronounce Uranus. I applaud you.

"I don't know why I developed an accent." It's because you were born

“I don’t know why I developed an accent.” LOL To us non-Aussies, you always have a (lovely!) accent.

Great to see the illustrations again! They were some of my favourite parts of the old videos.

You have been, and always will be, my historian. I am familiar with a GnS purge of your work. *Slaps jelly encrusted hand on glass*

Nah. You nailed it the first time. Hecatoncheires is "Heck-ah-ton-kai-res". Listening to you is amazing. You actually say out loud all the words that I've never heard anyone but myself say. It's so weird.

" as if Santa is the master of war fair'' quote of the year

The video tumbnail is legit.

This was awesome. ... My grandma really enjoyed this.

Thank you for pronouncing Uranus correctly!

To make..."Whoopee" is now my favourite saying

Never been this early before. Dael, if you're reading this, I just wanna tell ya you're one of my favorite D&D KZfaqrs! Oh, yeah, and the mythology stuff is fantastic as well. Keep up the good work!

With how much effort she puts into researching her videos, communicating with the community, and just learning for the sake of knowledge itself you must be an amazing DM! Always enjoyed seeing your videos keep up the awesome work and I can’t wait for the next video!

Dael thank you for making Mythology fun!

I love your phrasing and descriptions for this crazy story. It's the best stuff, especially given that the Greeks have some of my favorite stories.

Baby: *has a hundred hands* Ouranos: Put it back!

Damn i've missed these videos

Welp, been basically doing a marathon of your (primarily D&D) videos the last 2 days and when I noticed there was a recent release, even if it was a step away from the D&D videos I'm currently on, I had to watch it ASAP. And as with all videos before, you just nailed it. Perfect mix of hilarity, fact accuracy and just being you, a winning personality.

"Bits of blood... and *whatever...* fall off onto the land, lots of creatures are created" 🤔

Love the myths keep em coming man

The sweat erasing Dael's notes are just like the original videos. It's so much dedication to make it look exactly like the missing videos :D

Always a treat when you include drawings with the story!

Great video! It sucks that you lost so much of your work but I'm excited to see updated versions of all this amazing information. Good luck and keep on being rad!

I was looking for the continuation of 40k for newbies, happy that I found this channel :3

Came from the metal song Circe's Spell by Kalidia. I'm not at all disappointed, as this hottie is obviously also a mythology fan.

Also important to note that 1 day for the Olympians was like, a year, for a human, so 10 years of olympian war is like... 3,650 years if I remember correctly.

your videos are always my favourite

I find your mythology videos are always an intriguing watch. As always I look forward to the next one.

I love the idea of wanting to murder the sky... You doing anything next weekend cus that sounds fun

Its interesting that the Youngest Child in Greek Mythology always ends up being a King. Both Kronos and Zeus are the youngest.Its also interesting that each one learns how to be better at being a Bad father from the mistakes of their own father. Kronos, instead of sticking his kids in the earth, ate his, and Zeus learned that child are fine because you can rule over them and make them do all the heavy lifting so you can go fuck off somewhere. So we went from Bury your kids, to Eat your kids, to Make you kids do quests (Chores).

Always happy to see another video from ya Dael! Can’t wait to see what you’ve got in store for us next time. Also, I like the guest star of this video: B I R B!

Too bad about the missing story of the titanomachy. I hate it when someone signs a book out at the library, and never brings it back.

I enjoyed this. Also, it's impressive how much of this I learned from the God of War series

"One of your sons shall overthrow you." Zeus then proceeds to get it on with basically everybody, providing many potential usurpers.

Honestly as good as your original G&S vlogs were, this has the benefit of years of storytelling practice and is better.

That was epic. Brilliant stuff. Remember the Titans.

I would pronounce "hecatonchires" roughly "heck a tonk a rez".

I think I'm going to write a campaign about Olympus declaring war on man

Can't wait for the re-telling of Stingy Jack and his lantern my dudes

great thumbnail on this vid

Great video!! Keep up the good work, Dael!! 😁

This is literally my favorite video of yours! It's so funny! XD

"I'll forgive them this once." To be fair, this was long before Zeus did like, all the rapes.

The doodles are back!!!!! >∆< yay!!!!! - so, when are we gonna see the downfall of Zeus? Cause as far as I know Greek mythology doesn't cover that part..m could it be part of their end of the world thing?

935 likes, 0 dislikes. I've never seen a video with no dislikes. But then again, how could you hate one of Dael's videos?

Uranus: "Beware, Chronos, your son will overtrow you!" Rea: "Well, we just have to avoid that, I don't necessarily mean abstinence but you know, we can take precautions..." Chronos: "Nah, I will just eat my children."

This was great, thank you!

Awesome vid, as always. Long time fan - have watched since G&S Vlogs. Perhaps them removing your old vids (which were of course very cute as well) is the best thing to ever happen (to us fans) as you go through Mythology all over again. Anyway, it would have seemed like Ares would have been a great candidate for overthrowing Zeus, and it seemed like Earth has been pretty war-torn for the last several thousand years. But I am not sure he ever won. Even though the 20th century had world wars and tremendous casualties, it seems like the 21st century has become more peaceful (even though there are still giant militaries and terrible atrocities that happen all over each day). On average -- like the drop in crime rate over the last 30 years -- there seems to be a reduction in the "rate" of deaths by violence, especially . Maybe I am wrong, but it seems like digital innovation and data marketing is outpacing Energy and War as the big money makers. But does anyone even rule from Olympus, or Asgard, or Indraloka, or the Jade Court any more? -- the gods mostly seem to be out to lunch, or at least they don't bother to make the summit meetings anymore. Oh well, I am sure some day a child of the gods will "bring down the Sky" and life will suck for humanity for quite a while. But until then, I just wait patently for more Dale videos. :)

Dael, wouldn't the Titanomachaea actually have been The War To Begin All Wars? :-) Great video as always.

* looks at smudged writing on hand * Heck-ton acres

So basically Aphrodite was Ouranus's junk, tho she is also described as the daughter of Zeus and Dione who was a Titan goddess, most probably a daughter of Oceanus and Tethys, which fits the other description of Aphrodite being born of the sea since both Oceanus and Tethys were the Titans of the Sea.

Welcome back windmill! Wheres the other half of the couple. Any chance we could get your version of a pantheon based on the olympians? Bonus points if you transition into the pantheon of zeus

love the shirt

Wishing you could make it to GenCon sometime.

LIT!

So after Cronus chopped off the baby-maker and tossed it in the ocean, is that why we call people who are seabound, seamen?

Love ur videos😃😃😃😃😃

You said he doesn’t chew, right? That’s kinda important for this plan to work.😂

oh yeah id forgotten about the hundred handed ones. you've seen kiri found her old videos and is replaying them too. resurrecting the vlogs. intellectual property ownership is weird.

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The greeks were so good with names. You know exactly who's what. But Uranus?

',' I can't recall that last bit being referenced anywhere

It's like hecka-tonk-arees

I’m surprised I’ve never seen anyone write a story about Zeus getting overthrown. 🤔

None of Zeus's children ever overthrew him. One prophecies was that the child of Thetis and he would be stronger than him and so might over throw him, so Zeus never had children with her, and had her marry a mortal so any children she might have would be less powerful than him. Another prophesy said the that child of his thru Metis would overthrow him. So Zeus ate her and she became a part of his mind, his conscience. But he acted too late, and she was already pregnant, and thus their daughter Athena sprung forth from Zeus's head many years later, fully grown, and in all her power. Metis knew that if Athena had been a child she would have been killed, so she hid the knowledge of her from Zeus until she was fully grown. Tho Athena may very well have been more powerful than Zeus, both physically and mentally, encompassing the powers of both her parents, she was ever loyal to him, and never attempted to overthrow him.

O Man: Kronos, one of your kids will overthrow you! *Kronos eats all his kids to avoid that* Big K: Zeus, one of your kids will overthrow you. *Zeus spends the next forever breeding with anything that moves*

This made me miss the old days of God of War.

But did that like ever happen the full of zuse in a small and never told story ???? I need to know

I remember being told that there were at least two different Aphrodite, Aphrodite the Greater and Aphrodite the Lesser though I think that was from a philosophy class... is that correct from a mythology perspective?

So Kronos was like Cell, absorbing and assimilating those he ate without “digesting” them per se. So you punch him hard enough and bleearrgh, out comes Android 18. I mean Hera. And the others. Also, heck a ton KAI rez. I can thank Outlaw Star for knowing how to pronounce that one, as one of the episodes (Gravity Jailbreak) takes place on a high-gravity planet called Hecatoncheires. Who says anime isn't educational? I mean, yes, most of it is trash, but every now and then...

I'm from Greece and I'm a bit triggered by the pronunciation of the names, but overall, it's good.

I emailed this to my Grandmum and the only question she has to ask is when did she get an email.

Helios and Atlas were not part of the original generation of Titans. Atlas was the son of Iapetus the Impaler on of the original titans. While Helios was the son of Hyperion another of the original titans.

ancestor of Gygax?

Hey! Don't dis Santa for having genteel ideas! He did give the girls weapons! He just said war was not a great place for girls!

Hey you, trying to figure out your accent and can't. Where are you from?

I mean, Susan /did/ get a weapon, not just Peter.

The hundred-handers exist in the Fallout game world, where they're called Centaurs, inaccurately. Time does seem to be chewing up every living thing still. That hasn't been stopped (pending the general Resurrection, that is). This war between earlier and later pantheons, with the losers being cast as evil, happens in various polytheistic cosmolgies (cosmogonies?) Why do you think that is? Why not just have the gods and nothing else, especially when you've got evil gods you can pin everything on within the "winner" pantheons, like Loki? Do you think it reflects a theological revolution, or a cultural conquest of some kind? Actually, that concept of other divinities being lost in time before they can emerge is fascinating, and makes a weird sort of sense, in terms of a blurring of historical specificity, explaining instant adulthood and the like, because no-one can know when the real original moment was, because they were trapped in the bowels of Time for... a load of time.

Her shirt needs to change to Chip 'n Dael

Here, have a hecatup.. hecataup… hundred up votes!

Wait, but tartarus is another primordial like gaia and ouranos...

Atlas was the grandson of Helios, not one of the OG Titans

So the moral of Cronus' story is chew your damn food.

Lol, is anyone else wondering what happened to the baby rock?

Ah, Kronos, such a wonderful father figure. No wonder the gods are so messed up!

Cronus: "Just as I overthrew my father, just as you overthrew me, one of your children will overthrow you." Zeus: "So... have sex with any and every woman I see? Gotcha!"

_Symbols of an Alien Sky_ by *ThunderboltsProject* you will not be disappointed, guarenteed

Ok hold up, wait just a second, the fact that chronos' children were still alive after they came out of him means they were still alive inside him, which means either they were like the size of his finger when they were born or chronos is like a snake... so you might want to alter your artistic depiction of him

The gods aren’t digested because they’re immortal.

I love the way you present those stories. Wish you'd be living somewhat more "continental" LOL