just be happy they didn't change dalton's gender for the remake

I feel like we should all just go watch the original one again.

whats funny is that a lot of the new kids from the 2000s watching the og nowadays say the punches and sounds of the og feel and hit really hard and visceral. so much for all those tricks the remake tried : P

Surprised the bar wasnt The Blue Oyster

OG Roadhouse kicks ass!!!

They should have just gotten Sam Elliot to play the Sam Elliot character. He’s still the man. And thank you. I thought I was the only one that thought he was a fucking serial killer at the end.

As a woman I also miss the T&A. Florida Keys? Shoulda been crawling with babes in bikinis, but instead there was legit a chick dancing at the bar wearing overalls. OVERALLS 🤦‍♀

At least a small town in MO makes sense for this sort of film. The FL keys does not. They treat the keys like they are some remote backwater, when in reality they are all wealthy tourist destinations. There are no country bookstores in the middle of nowhere in the FL Keys. They don't have the room for that kind of thing.

I’m so glad I watch the remake before the original because it’s made me appreciate the original so much more and see how much better it is

I feel like the senior commissioning vice president at the production company had a stroke when he was writing a memo and his idiot intern interpreted his garbled email as 'Remake Roadhouse', rather than 'Call ambulance'.

I would just change the name to some dude does some stuff then leaves

They shouldn't have made this abomination just for the sake of it Respect for OG Roadhouse (1989)

Wow I can’t believe they decided to not make Dalton a career Bar guy. That’s CRAZY! This shows everything wrong with movies. They prioritize effects over story. Next they are gonna remake “Young Guns” and ruin my childhood!

We said wtf the entire movie. I personally haven’t watched the original road house and I still hated this remake. The basis of the whole movie immediately didn’t make sense in today’s world-constant nonsensical aggression, fighting and bullying without police presence and ppl keep coming, yeah okay. And without the sex, I guess that makes sense for all the spontaneous aggression, whatever. It was like an angry sausage party. My dad is a singer who gigs his whole life so the bands playing there every night and never stopping during the fights was idiotic. Mcgregor wasn’t fun, he made it even more uncomfortable with his psychotic smile and dildo up his ass walk. I can’t believe they put so much time and money into transforming Jake’s body for this trash movie. I laughed at this movie more than anything. Especially loved the line where he’s about to give the cop the concussion and he’s explaining how he’s going to tell on him that he killed people and he’s like “oh okay 🥴” 😂. Fuck this movie.

Just found you guys, I’m a huge OG Roadhouse fan and agree fully with your review of this mess. You two had us laughing out loud with your pain!! Keep it up, no-brainer following your channel! Cheers!!

Great review guys! I did think that Conor McGregor was the only one having fun in this movie.

My reaction when they announced this remake: WHY?

I honestly thought the entire film was AI generated 💀

Your review had a lot more of the FUN that was lacking from the Road House remake, great stuff as always! I’d love to see you do some retrospective reviews of the great ones you mentioned, Tombstone, Predator, Rocky IV and Road House. 🤩

I actually can't believe how bad 4:57 looked... like, that's supposed to be a joke right? It's not quite bad enough for me to be certain lol

How about the book store? We need to make sure to represent the modern audience. 13% is 61% in movies

They should of had lizzo or queen latifa play dalton. 😂

This review makes me want to watch it purely out of wanting to see the trainwreck.

Randy Couture or Dan Severn could have made a good mentor character for Dalton in the remake. I guess the people who made this movie are just casual UFC fans. 😆

I didn't find it cucked. Unnecessary remake, of course. Had some DEI casting that was shoehorned in for no reason. But I didn't think it was cucked.

You left Blood sport out of your manhood all time movie list 💪🏼

Great review, thanks guys!

The original took place in Missouri which is perfect, Missouri is a miserable place, I was stationed at Ft Leonard wood.

Thank you Ebert and Siskel 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

She bribes him to come down with 20k for a month, she made how exactly? The bars failing?

They didn't use the line. "I thought you'd be bigger"?😅

You guys are good, keep it up!

Best review ever 🎉😂 Hilarious shit I love it 🥰 These movies 🍿 suck cok😂

I love the two Jays.

Sam Elliot should have been the owner of the bar.

The bit that stood out to me was him losing his shit in the octagon and battering his opponent after the fight. That's a weak man's behaviour not heroic at all I've been in the octagon you don't act that way.

The boys are back and as pissed as ever

I couldn't believe how bad this movie was. I rewatched the original again before this just to remind myself. It was a little cheesey etc. Nit quite as good as I'd remembered but solid. It looks like a masterpiece compared to this new garbage. I couldn't tell if it was a parody at times or what. The tone is all over the place. Terrible writing, some ropey performances, unlikeable characters, no real stakes or emotional investment. Then mcgregors character at the end, that was taking the piss. Sequel maybe? I certainly hope not.

Insert Peter Griffin meme here. 😏

Nostalgia goggles hit hard af for this movie

Yes

What I thought was so stupid was the story. Why not make this a sequel. I mean imagine, Patrick and the girl have a kid. Kid wants to be a fighter, since dad was a badass. Goes to UFC. Something happens and finds himself in his dads past life. Could have done something somewhat more original than a terrible remake.

Hell ya boys, great review. Conor that coke head actually said acting is harder then fighting & he sucks in this movie 😂. Yea his character was fun to watch but he doesn't know how to drive worth 💩🤣. I went to see Kong x Godzilla yesterday early show & i cant wait till you guys review that. Hopefully next. It was eh compared to Godzilla Minus One. Btw feminization of men is in every movie & shows nowadays. Baggage Claim just did a amazing video about it. Check it out. Other then that hope you guys are good. 👍

2/10 from both of you is about as low as I’ve heard from you…. Love the angst in this review,,,,, sounds like me trying to get through most things on Netflix…. Thx for the review of a once great classic

I managed to watch the first 15 minutes before I turned it off. It's a goofy movie. Jake Jellyfish ain't all that, never has been.

I’d add Robocop to the list of man-card movies.

Love your review, right on point, nothing like the original. I 100% agree…. Fuck this movie.

There are there is talks of making a sequel to this roadhouse

Yo, Hardcore Henry was dope tho

The only good stuff were the fight scenes (when they didn’t use CGI). This movie is gonna become in one of those where you only watch clips from the fight scenes but don’t remember the plot. The original is so much more superior, it could also be considered a period piece because the charm and cheesiness from the 80’s is what made it what it is, a classic.

On its own merits; it’s fine. Just don’t compare it to the original. It just doesn’t stand up.

You bros missed a fifth must-watch manmovie, 'John Carpenter's The Thing'. Oh, and don't expect anything worth a crap from Hollywoke for the next 20 years....

I just wonder if 30 years from now, people will be praising this movie as "peak 2020s cheesy action flick".

i agree with most of your critiques. it's dumber than the original but I loved it.

The og road house was better. I still need to watch rocky 4

This review was nice...until it was time.....to NOT be nice. Q) Yeah, well what if someone calls Roadhouse 2024 a cucked, pointless, drab remake!? A) IS IT?

So they stole the plot from One Crazy Summer?

This movie is definitely not as good as the original but not as bad as you guys make it out to be

I cannot get past Jake Gyllenhaal's weird goofy face! It just irritates me so dang much 🤣🤣

The good thing about it being on Amazon Prime is that I was able to skip huge chunks at a time. Imagine sitting through that shit at the cinema and not being able to do that!?

Why do all main characters need a dramatic backstory in every movie? It's just so cheap.

It looks like a CGI "Miami Vice" VHS movie from 2005.

The worst part about McGregor's character breaking the neck of the bad guy is that you can that McGregor isn't even holding the actor at all, he stops an inch before the guys throat. The fighting in this movie was just so lazy and bad, and not in a fun way...

The CGI fighting was so fucking weird. The camera motion and angles was making me ill. 🤢 You have a bored lead actor and a coked up MMA guy as the villain. All in all, a horrible experience.

Gyllenhaal was literally the same guy from "The Day After" in this movie but with fighting skills. I can't believe you guys didn't mention McGregor flexing his air lats for the entire movie.

I actually kinda enjoyed the movie...the ending sucked but Conor just is so magical lol.

Brandt couldn’t grow a beard if he had 500 years. The actress playing Frankie is maybe the worst actress in Hollywood Wonder why she was cast in that role. She acted like she was on snl reading off of cue cards.

Will not be watching this. If Original Road House is crap, I cant imagine how bad this is.

I see the points you make, but dont take it so serious. I enjoyed it for what it was. I actually liked the girl in the remake than I did Kelly Lynch's character. All the evil the bad guys did and she didn't like that he killed a guy! Yeah, cg sucked and no t&a, but you guys are taking it too serious

Bruce Willis ended up making a string of crappy movies because he was losing his mind to dementia and was trying to generate cash for his family. What’s Gyllenhaal's excuse? Did he ever look at this script and say 'This'll be fine'?

I usually agree with you guys but not on this one. This movie was zero woke and all awesome!

The movie overall was a piece of shit, but I have to disagree in one point: Daniela Melchior was a fuckin' smokeshow in this. She can take me to that sandbank anytime.

3:17 that looks AWFUL, what in the world. It's the Uncanny Valley division of MMA

I agree! This movie sucked 💩

Boring?... Some one is butt hurt

The sequel was better than this trash.

The remake is only better because Conner carried the remake above the original everything else is worse in the remake

I would've added Red Dawn to that requirement list.

I think roadhouse 2024 is has bad they’re saying. I think the plot is simple and straight forward, the fight scene are good someone if daltons scene are pretty funny and shows alot of his character around others. Conor is Ight he isn’t bad nor terrible either he did his part has a psycho, bad guy. These fanboys or critics I should say are just super hard on it.

The original Road House and Rocky 4 both sucked.