Did Malcolm recently get married? I've noticed there's a ring on his left ring finger in many of his scenes. If so, congratulations!

Hi nostalgia critic I got my front tooth chipped and my a little scrape up because I tried to crop dust my sister

My Wednesday's going pretty good! thanks for asking!

You make the best "paid endorsements"!! I always skip over them on other videos. But yours are freaking hilarious! "This is my thinking couch" HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Dont Dis this movie... dont you dare... LOL I actually liked it. I liked your vid, until the stamps commercial...

I can't believe they skipped mentioning that vibrator looking thing at the beginning though. This is the first time I've seen that!

They are right this movie could have a thing that work like the main villan use magic and Superman and Supergirl are weak agaisnt magic, but they decide don't do anything with that.

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

Novekye I like to think that’s the first thing he does in the morning

I heard that yell as I read it. 😂

Lmao xD!!! I wonder if it possible if chaplin would've his own show ?

His voice for Chaplin kinda reminds me of Eek the Cat.

its what he does in his spare time.

Lol

Especially this part: Why haven't you fired me yet? Because I'm not a smart person. And the exasperated sighs lol Never gets old.

@@amehak1922 YEP

Ummmm…… 😅

Ok

Phrasing

I mean, I would say that the reason for that is because it makes so much sense.

Honestly it genuinely explains a lot about this movie

I was actually waiting for the squirt scene to come up and see what they would do with it and they did make a pretty funny joke, but I think they missed the "other" meaning of squirt in porn movies (or so I've heard! ☺). I'd rather not elaborate because this is a family comment section but I'm sure everyone can figure it out for themselves 😝

I wanted to comment the same thing! And Malcolm's reactions just crack me up!

Funny & NC go hand to hand. Someone, 2007.

You know that whole senario was actually the case right?

"And you should too"

@@fleetadmiralauto6506 *Does annoyed lip blow* ....okay.

@@saphirawinters7028 **INTRO FANFARE**

Same

Same

they had the change quite a lot of direction's for this scene now it is about 2 people holding the ball and bone stick and forcing hypnotism to the audience so we cant decide to see a actual porn instead of this crap

I appreciate his attempts at trying to make the ads at least somewhat bearable.

I will take any excuse to see more of Chaplin.

I kinda feel like the cat, he was like "oh dear god, please stay away from me"

@@Seryeth please dear GOD WHY!

I sent them a tweet a bit back saying that I barely remembered who Chaplin was and that they should make him make an appearance. I hope that was the influence, heehee.

Lool

Pretty sure it was Mr Ed.

Who's Bojack ? Is that the same horse that got Loki pregnant in Norse myth ?

@@fadiragab4377 Main character from a cartoon. Just google bojack horseman.

Even Catherine the great would tell her to calm down

He stopped doing that years ago.

Of course!

It's a classic.

Lol same I was waiting for the “OFCOURSE” but it never came and I was so shocked.

Didn't she also play supergirls adopted mother in the CW

He also played Ellis in Die Hard.

@@alexandertelson3713 I was thinking of when she played Clark's bio-mom's clone in Smallville so I was confused how you thought Supergirl was her daughter. I forgot about the CW show because I lost track of the stories after the 2nd multi-show crossover.

PhoeniksoftheStorm or the age of anyone on The CW

He was 26 in the first Spider-Man movie. Teenagers in movies usually are played by people in their 20's.

@@vetarlittorf1807 yes that's true. I just thought it was funny that she was only 21, two years off from being a teenager and that's was something he felt he should point out. Had she been like 26+ i would've understood it

Vetarlit Torf ah yes yes to get around the child protection laws that limit how much kids work! It makes sense that they don’t use actual teens, since filming with kids /legal minors is so complicated

@@shadowspider9 I mean, If someone told me that Tom Holland was 18 years old, I'd totally believe

Or flying monkeys, robots, actual people who have been cleverly manipulated, etc.

Sky's the limit when you are an archmage.

In all likelihood, they probably were either going for satire (badly), or they didn't have the budget for those orcs, goblins, zombies, and demons. Those Orc Unions are pretty serious about getting their benefits.

@@blakeadamson1576 Not in 40k. Biggest is boss.

@@WhatIsThatThingDoing Okay, if they were actually people in positions of financial or political power, who've sorta made deals with her or are part of her cult, I'd be okay with that. That'll make sense. But calling them her foot soldiers is just stupid.

Yea, she's in her 60s and still yummilicious

She's absolutely stunning!

The eyes say it all.

I almost like her more with the brown hair. 😍

I agree. Fair is fair!

I know right

DejaVoodooDoll I LOST it at that part. 😂Had to watch it at least three times before I moved on. Lol!

The lady being Faye Dunaway, a big name actress in her day. In fact, quite a few fairly big names got suckered into this movie. I honestly think Peter O'Toole saw what a steaming dumpster fire the movie was turning out to be and went and got utterly shit-faced for the remaining duration of the shooting, then they just had to go with him like that for his scenes.

Faye Dunaway. Legendary actress in a BS movie. Lol.

It’s Faye Dunaway you uncultured swine 😂

His biggest advantage is he can possess the critic. Therefore, he possesses the critics charisma. Side note: you know he used to do this with the critic puppet before he got Chaplin.

Jessica Evans Yep,Absolutely,Pretty Soon Chaplin Will be Running The Channel,&,Doug Will be Obsolete,Bye Bye NC👋

Nigel is better.

@@JackMensahBonsu Nigel?

SO CUTE!!!

The critic jumped out of my screen and screamed in my face with hyper realistic bloody eyes, he then faded away in thin air

😂😂😂

Yea I heard that.

gee, very astute observation, i dont think anyone picked up on that!

@@wowno5763 They said "clearly"

Marlin Brando played both The Godfather and Jor El and Will Ferrel took inspiration from that for Mega Mind.

Haaaave you not seen Superman?

lightningmanmatthew that’s the joke

@@pokemaster123ism It's a bad one.

B.J. Blazkowicz *In the background* _You suck, Blazkowicz!_

She is also Clark's birth mother on Smallville.

Whoa whoa whoa wait... Does that mean... The Supercousins... ~shagged?

Wait, she’s Kara’s mom in the Arrowverse?

@@ezelfrancisco1349 dc often uses the actors they have already used to play characters in other shows Teri Hatcher who is Lois Lane in Lois and Clark came back to play Lois's mom on Smallville and Mon-El's mom on Supergirl, Dean Cane who was clark on Lois and Clark came back to play a villain on Smallville and Kara's adoptive father on Super Girl. The voice actor of Darksreid for Superman the animated Series and Justice League the animated series came back to Smallville to play General Sam Lane. Even Anette O'Toole who was Martha Kent on Smallville played Lana Lang in Superman 3.

Wasn't Dean Cain the douchebag businessman from God's Not Dead?

Especially if it was supposed to be porn.

You should watch The Warriors dude, that movie has some porn-tier dialogue. Still great, terrible, but god do I love it.

You're right. Physically Helen Slater was perfect. It would have being cool to have a movie with her and Christopher Reeve teaming up. And yes, she also was hot AF.

@@carl_anderson9315 That would of been awesome with the right budget and right director..

@@kenrickeason "right budget" cause yeah, you know, 35 M is an awful budget...

The character is not written intelligently even before he gets ensorcelled, so that's no surprise.

I had no idea supergirl appeared in Smallville but i stopped watching around s4.

She was fantastic in Smallville.

@@TheBoxingCannabyte I don't blame you for dropping in season 4. Other seasons got better. Season nine was peak.

But Kara (I call superheroes with their real names, nothing else) from DC superhero girls 2019 is the best! I dream of her every day (and night)!

Language

I didn’t even know it existed in the first place, lmao.

I'm seeing you way more often than I thought I would

And is arguably worse than Superman 4!

Nathaniel Foga How are you so early for every video I see? What’s your secret, man?!

@@vivir339 I just reload my subscription count at 5

Funny how he said the line "laid eyes on you" not once but twice, lol. In a movie already brimming with double entendres and innuendos, it felt like just another piece in the puzzle, XD

(DERP)

Rhetorical question.

Oscar worthy writing right here.

Funny enough I was reading this comment when the line was just said.

I was just think the same thing. 😆

That's because he was doing it all in one take for some reason.

"I'm Chaplin!"

He was trying extremely hard not to burst into laughter for sure, doing it all in one take was a great idea!

Yeah! His cat is so cute!!

I'm a bit disappointed he didn't use Agent Peggy Carter in any of the examples.

@@rogue7723 yeah, Haley atwell deserved a shout out

We don’t mention that one

She sucked in the Resident Evil movies too.

@@sidearmsalpha Michelle Rodriquez is terrible in everything she can't act

Even as old as she is now she is still freaking hot.

Much better than what ever is supposed to be Supergirl in the flash film.

Considering the state of the “DCEU”, I’m not sure what will happen with Henry Cavill’s take on Superman. But with James Gunn’s help, I have an idea for how to incorporate a “Supergirl” to be more like the wholesome country person Superman was supposed to be. PLEASE HEAR ME OUT! 😊 As “Superwoman”, she could have a similar origin to Superman, but be enough of her own person. She could have no relation to Kal-El, & grow up on a farm in Missouri (rather than Kansas). Despite being Called Kara-Zod, making her a neice to General Zod who got disowned by the family before Krypton exploded. Kara, named “Linda Danvers” on Earth, would keep a low profile & protect the Earth after the Justice League disbanded. She could make the ultimate sacrifice deeming humanity to be “worth it”, where another guy called “ALEXANDER J. LUTHER” is president of the United States. Just to be honest, it’s actually common for 2 different people to have the same name, like one hell of a coincidence. Anyway, Luther wants to let a Kryptonite ASTEROID strike Earth so that he could rule over what’s left after the impact & use his background in real estate to sell a post-apocalyptic “new world” to all the people he would rule over with an iron fist. He plans to turn the former United States into a fascist “new world order” with himself as its ruthless dictator. He could make up for Jesse Eisenberg’s pathetic take on “Lex Luthor”, even if it’s under a slightly different name for copywright issues. Luckily, Linda would fly into the asteroid & destroy it, becoming the hero humanity need after she restored their faith in humanity herself. Luther would be impeached & handed a life sentence for his crimes against humanity.

@@georgeeastwood6930 why is this a reply to my comment?

@@JakkFrost1 I’m wondering who could play her today. How would you feel about Luther being president of the United States, like in “Superman/Batman: Public Enemies”?

I love that cat.

Cats are pretty fast

You're missing out

you skip his sponsor reads? doug does sponsors right and makes them fun

This was actually my favorite part of the video. I laughed all the way through. :)

If Chaplin is in a sponsorship I'm going to watch it

@@A-Microwave I agree. I die laughing at his reads every time

Not much had changed.

They predicted the internet.

Sounds like a Supergirl porn parody

SUPER!!

Didn't Batman/Superman: Apocalypse start out that way too?

It wouldn't stop someone's bulldozer, it would just encourage it.

"cum with me"😂

Ohhh!

It is just perfect! Well Done.. Vintage Doug and Rob Walker.. Every once in a while you can see that they still have that brilliance.. They may have lost a step or 2 *"Getting older"* but they still know how to dance..

I just crying in Laughter right now! I had to rewind that part before I go any further into the review.. LMFAO!!!!

Billy Greci Wasn’t that a jab at the comics code because of how it limited storytelling? Even Archie Comics dropped it, and Afterlife with Archie #1 had several reprints.

@@billygreci9739 That was The Super Dictionary, not a real story lol.

@@billygreci9739 yeah but that has nothing to do with turning a woman upside down and spreading her legs while spinning her around!!

Billy Greci No, because he has some class.

Oh believe me, He actually would.

Maybe time travels slower in "inner space" so while she spends weeks looking for the Omegahedron, only a few seconds pass in Argo City... I mean "the beehive."

@@Wendy_O._Koopa Maybe, but do you really believe that amount of thought was put into this movie?

🖐

Me.

And people complained about Man of Steel having too much product placement

And then she played with Lucy Lane's bra? Yeah yeah..... lol

Ronald Wright Jr. Ly la ly ly lee la ly...ly ly ly ly lyy lalyyyy ly ly ly la lee la ly,...ly ly ly ly lyyyy ly

He needs a better agent

Chaplin just running around, looking up and down and yawning makes me 😃 cuz he's Chaplin!

So glad DBZ Abridged jokes are still going after it's cancellation. It shall be missed ;(

"I need an adult." "I am an adult." "No, no you are not."

I'm pretty sure it was a private girl's high school. Helen Slater may have been an adult but her character wasn't.

Well it’s not called “Channel Awesome” for nothing.

Wow, What a bunch of perverts.😑

Megaproductions302 which is a shame since supergirl is a good character

@@TGwA1993 "more dark and mature" Yup, every single one of their dark movies was such an exceptional hit. Turning Shazam into a comedy? Would totally never work! I can't believe they even tried that!

@@tonysmith9905 What if Batman & Robin was even campier than it was?

Megaproductions302 executed poorly.... understatement of the year

@@tonysmith9905 Shazam was good tho

She was perfectly cast.

I just reached that bit and had to pause, then started scrolling through the comments because I couldn't stop giggling and then I found this comment which set me off again. XD

That scene is applied to every film starring female roles nowadays.

I think you should be thanking the truckers more than supergirl.

RAPIST truckers, no less. Only the best for Supergirl!

Lol

Wasn’t there something about the horse being her animal sidekick (because every other superhero needed an animal sidekick for one reason or another) who could change into a human, or was that a strange dream/hallucination when I has suffering from a bad fever?

And yet I thought the epitome of weirdness for Superman was the time he got the power to summon a Mini-Superman from his hand.

And people say Bronies are weird

Loki got knocked up by a horse.... He's still pretty cool.

The balls original name was Dicknuts.

@@commandercaptain4664 Pam!

That's actual irony. Well done.

I feel after this movie the rest of the crew either never let him work on them due to his track record or he personally never wants to do a supergirl project again

Well that's a redemption for you, just like James Marsters voicing Zamasu in Dragonball Super after playing Lord Piccolo in the horrible Dragonball: Evolution live action movie.

So was Peter Cook lol

Faye Dunaway must have been on shrooms lmao

When was he not??

They both famously were.

i believe the word you looking for is, AHHH!

Hi, Max! Remember me? I'm Fred's hand!

Lol! Nice! 👍😁

The movie was already doing that.

Rhomega I was waiting for that reference

Isn't that the basics of Doctor Doom?

Well you need ambition mate, besides they are starting small, first villans want to conquer the world later the whole universe.

It's more the accomplishment than the perks, I think.

Why not start with the tristate area???

Probably because the country the tristate area is in will get annoyed. But maybe a nice island. You know, like Australia.

Atleast it's not the 90's. The 90's were way worse and way weirder.

I read this comment to the tune of 'Allstar' for some reason and now I can't unhear it wth

@@wolfclaw719 I can feel that, but this wasn't supposed to be an Allstar reference. I just feel like Supergirl is more Disney than DC.

Well that explains alot.

Ya it had cristofer reeve this time it was his first porno

Ahhh who is it in ur profile pic ?? I know it’s from something awesome but I can’t remember what :////

Lost it on that one.

That one was freaking hilarious!

That needs to be a porn

I mean, at least she has a well-received TV show with a lovable lead actress that currently celebrated its hundredth episode. That's a bright spot.

Not as much as how Marvel hates Thor and Nova.

I say the thing to do with her is make her a Kryptonian girl who is fascinated with Earth cultures, whether American, British, African, anime or furries, and she likes to hang out with human girls as human girls (especially if they know she's Supergirl so they can cover for her) and learning to hang out with aliens (her parents were not xenophobes but her whole society was), and she's very good at saving the world stuff (she has powers and is an El) but not good with crime stuff (she's not an investigative reporter).

It's kinda sad how true that probably is!

I really love her N52 version. The first time I read her was when they made her a Red Lantern

lol me 2

Me too as well

is there a difference?...

Lol just as bad

@@Mugthraka yes big difference

Well, he kinda sent himself to the phantom zone.

Like running in a giant hamster wheel

I thought the Phantom Zone was reserved for the worst criminals and most dangerous monsters in the universe. even other universes use it as a dumping ground for those they want to get rid of. heck, they even once tried to throw DoomsDay in there, only for him to escape later on. in Injustice, some character campaigns end with Superman being trapped in there forever. Zaltar banishing himself to the Phantom Zone because one colony losing power, leaving everyone on life support for several days, is pretty extreme. I mean, he'll be trapped forever with monsters that tore Doomsday inside out. he might as well be in friary pits of hell But if he insists...

Nope. Here's some Binaca and one of Tom Baker's old Dr. Who jackets and you get to live forever in a damp bad place.