Rodney Dangerfield’s Best Jokes About His Old Man

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4 жыл бұрын

00:17 “My old man, he didn't help either. The time I was kidnapped, they sent back a piece of my finger. He said he wanted more proof.”
00:41 “And my old man, he didn't like my looks, either. He carried around a picture of the kid who came with the wallet.”
01:25 “When I was a kid, I was ugly too. I told my old man he never took me to the zoo. He said, ‘If they want you, they'll come and get you.’”
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@TotalZoner 4 жыл бұрын

The mans delivery was impeccable. You were the man, Rodney.

@eppyz 4 жыл бұрын

Boy do I miss Rodney, such a great talent. One of the BEST for sure. Its nice to see his memory being kept alive by this channel. Thank You for that👍

@thedivineenergy 4 жыл бұрын

*Rodney, I have All the Respect in the World for You.* *My old man, he never liked me...* *He gave me my allowance in traveler's checks. 🤣* *-Rodney Dangerfield*

@config2000 4 жыл бұрын

My old man called me last week. He called me one of his life regrets.

@Rebar77_real 4 жыл бұрын

Tired of running in circles so he nailed my other foot down. rofl.

@peytonalexander5300 4 жыл бұрын

Norm Macdonald once said that Dangerfield’s secret to success is the flash of pain in his eyes after his delivery.

@victorcocco6738 4 жыл бұрын

❤ Rodney Dangerfield.

@V8AmericanMuscleCar 4 жыл бұрын

...he said he want more proof! 😂😂😂😂😂

@johnpick8336 3 жыл бұрын

The Fact is that Rodney is the best !!! Thank you for posting these videos that reminds us of this Fact.

@jbirdnelson3818 4 жыл бұрын

😮 👔 My dad carried around a picture of the kid that came with the wallet!!!🤣

@nickrich56 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine this guy as your old man👌

@wolfshade2890 4 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite comedians.

@eileenryan2248 Жыл бұрын

Rodney is MY favorite comedian of all time. I based my stand- up comedy routine around Rodney. My late father used to call me " RODNEYTA" Rest In Peace, Rodney. I love and RESPECT you forever and ever.

@choderson1 4 жыл бұрын

14 killer jokes in 106 seconds.

@Turkiye958 4 жыл бұрын

Best stand up

@bennyfromda-bronx6343 4 жыл бұрын

There will never be an equal.

@jshepard152 3 жыл бұрын

"My old man, now HE was a drinker! He saw that sign that said Drink Canada Dry. He went up there!"

@eileenryan2248 Жыл бұрын

J Shepard, I never heard that one. What a doozy it is.🤣🤣🤣

@jshepard152 Жыл бұрын

@@eileenryan2248 Thanks! My favorite Rodney joke.

@Jeremyramone 4 жыл бұрын

Damn im about to hyperventilate, Rodney s the best, , thanks kindly for your efforts in sharing these, this one was so excellent

@gobzdzilla 9 ай бұрын

Sounds like we had the same father, mind boggling.

@demerrillspencer3860 4 жыл бұрын

I'm fucking crying laughing 😭 😭😭 😭💯

@jameshughes6049 4 жыл бұрын

Brilliance!!!

@Account1746 4 жыл бұрын

The man is top 3

@eileenryan2248 Жыл бұрын

"I tell ya, I get no respect. No respect." - Rodney Dangerfield, Patron Saint Of Comedy-

@martinenglund7789 4 жыл бұрын

Class!!

@jasonjason5325 4 жыл бұрын

🔥🔥 🔥🔥 🔥

@MrVariant 4 жыл бұрын

1:22 damn lol run off a cliff to make the kite go in the air

@amatalovesx7311 4 жыл бұрын

very cooll, guy ;)

@mikestang679 4 жыл бұрын

"The best part of me ran down my olde mans leg" no respect.....

@MegaShangus 4 жыл бұрын

1 dislike?.....why?

@martinhightower9801 4 жыл бұрын

👌🏻👌🏻

@markandkathyscott5852 4 жыл бұрын

My old man and my mom ran away from me. I asked the cop if he thought they could find them. He said, I don’t know kid-there’s so many places they can hide.

@democratisjustthelongwayof5020 4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahha

@user-lv2ik6rw5t 4 ай бұрын

People love you if you , put yourself Down

@tommyvette969 4 жыл бұрын

YOU KNEW FROM DA GET GO THAT WHEN JACKIE BROUGHT HIM OUT HE WAS IN AND SO ON AND SO FORTH AND HE RETURNED THE FAVOR TO THE DICE MAN .SO ITS NOT WHAT YOU KNOW.