"even the restaurant in my neighbourhood was tough, the menu had broken leg of lamb"😅

I really miss this guy.

Still the funniest man on Earth, and he's not even walking on it anymore. What a legend.

What gold! He was truly one of a kind!

No comedian alive today could match this man. One of a kind.

I wouldn’t live in that neighborhood Rodney... but I’d love to be your neighbor! What a nice guy, what a nice guy!!

It would be so sad if we didn’t have this man on KZfaq

Drive fast! The life you save may be your own! 🤣🤣👏🏼 I love Rodney! ❤️

This guy is a throwback to the old days.

I asked my wife--hey honey are you thinking of any home improvements this summer and she handed me a hundred bucks and told me to beat it--!!!! LOL He was sooooooo Classic

AHHHHH my GOD! There is and was nobody like Rodney! I just realized that he was so clever it almost takes a full second to catch on and explode with laughter but he is already on to the next, and one does not know what to expect. Can't watch a Rodney video without a subconscious grin on one's face the whole time! I believe that when he got to Heaven he was shown all the laughter and joy he brought to so many thousands of souls. And also looks down sometimes, when he knows someone is enjoying a video of his and he feels the joy of laughter he brought to that soul. Like just right now.

"I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out."

This guy was a treasure! I was watching an old episode of The Simpsons and this one character had a really distinct way of talking that I had heard people imitate many times before, so I googled the episode and found out that the guest star's name was Rodney Dangerfield. I googled "Rodney Dangerfield jokes" and this is the first video that popped up; I did not know this man's name 4 minutes ago and I'm already a fan, that's how much of a treasure this guy is!

Doesn't get any better then this. The best EVER!

They auctioned off a police car with the police in it 😂😂

Never heard of this guy as before my time, but from what I've seen, this guys really funny

Rodney is amazing 🙏

Rodney was and is the king 👑 . Anything else !! No Respect ✊ !!!

Knife in my hand...1st time I heard it.. Great 1. . I saw him in 96... At his home haha ...won a tour the stars of Ct. Radio station gimmick.. We pulled up in his drive way...He Came to his front door waved. .had his robe n boxers on ..That's it we turned around n left...Still great though!

The best comedian I have seen

I laugh so hard at his jokes, tears run down my thigh. no one is better than him. When you hear thunder. that's the Angels rolling around laughing!

a legend & an inspiration ✌️

Rodney Dangerfield got plenty of respect for not signing on for Caddyshack 2; he knew that it would never be as good as the original.

Crazy how relevant the “three warning shot” joke is nowadays.

One time I was driving home and I saw a naked guy running from my house "what are you doing?" "You came home early"😎

This Rodney fella should shoot for a career in standup. He is really funny guy.

Love R D. The funniest guy ever. Respect 👍🇬🇧💯%

The greatest male comedian of all time Period!!!!!

King of the one-liner.

Every time I close my window I hit someone’s head!

nice edit! great jokes from the master!

With due respect, Henny Youngman! Oops,I seem to have given away my senile old fart personage. Rodney makes me forget to breathe while I'm still cracking up from two jokes prior! RIP Sir Rodney!

You gotta love 'em.

What a legend u gotta love this guy they don't make them like they used to Rodney was the best!!😂

🗿 What a SWEETHEART OF A GUY. He had a generous helping of a quality that nowadays seems to be in the "endangered" category: They used to call it "CLASS"❗ 😗

"The high school football team, man were they tough. They'd sack the quarterback...then they'd go after his family".

When comedy did not have four letter words.

love his sense of humor as long as it is clean jokes. In the past his jokes where not suited for everyone. I live in a rough area so I can relate with these jokes.

A master!

Rodney and norm had their own league.

Unrepeatable. Gut buster. Gone too soon. RIP

DANGERFIELD'S THE BEST EVER !!!!!!

Mr, Dangerfield you were manic. But I loved it. Every crazy minute of all it

I wish I could remember where else he told the joke about asking the cop how long the walk is from the train station and the cop said "I don't know, no one's ever made it that far". The one I'm thinking of he regionalized it saying that him and his family had just moved to bensonhurst (Brooklyn). I grew up in that neighborhood. When I first heard that joke, I actually fell outta my seat laughing.

My favorite is the last one, but they’re all RD classics!

I almost went into comedy cuz of Rodney... Wanted to meet him

That was a lot of content, and no repeats.

"I tell ya I know I'm ugly. Last week I went to see a freak show, they let me in for nothing" 👌

Simply THE KING!

Greatest ever

Rodney dangerfield was a trip

Simply , the king !

Fast as lighting!

Who the hell would dislike this and why? Guys a fkng legend..

Best ever

Plan in his budget for hold up money!

"What a crowd, what a crowd. I tell ya I'm alright now but last week I was in rough shape ya know" I tell ya last week was a rough week for me. My fanclub broke up, yeah the guy died" 👌

Tell the Barber, picking out the fodder, shave the Gate where the Temple Doors are “lock”3D!

The best of the best

"Fired three warning shots-into the guy he was warning." That, my good sir, is not a warning; it was a prophecy.

🙃 Thank You!

I bet he is making the Lord laugh.

My mother never breast fed me she told me she liked me as a friend...

I always liked Rodney

Classic

Rodney is to funny 👍🏿

"I tell ya, that's the story of my life. I get no respect, no respect at all. Last week my house was on fire my wife told the kids, be quiet you'll wake up daddy" 👌

Dean Martin was a dean in Back To School.. 😘 👔no respect can kiss where the sun doesn't shine....

We had school really tough in the library had a sign that said Shut the F... up.

"But I tell ya Johnny, ya gotta have your health ya know. I got this crazy doctor, you know my doctor, Dr Vinny Boombatz. Why he told me just last week in his office he had 6 cases of VD. I mean he's ok now ya know" 👌

L E G E N D ...

and then they broke his hand with a brick 🤣

Brendan Fraser should play Rodney

Imagine this guys material during the Black Lives era of today.....yeeeeeeeesssshhhhhh.

😂😂😂👍👏

He's funny

LOL

....and not ONE profane word!!

I tell you I’m alright now, but last week I was in rough shape, ya know?

Even God was up in heaven laughing at this guy.

Sad thing about New York being a tough place, it's like that again.

"You kidding me, I tell ya Johnny with my wife I've got no sex life ya know. She cut me back to once a month. I mean I'm lucky, I know 2 guys she cut out completely" 👌

😆

My dog found out we look alike...so he killed himself.

Actioning off a cop car with the cops still in it.

Don’t make them like this anymore

America today.

This is all before the great comics of today Andrew dice Sebastian manicalso ect.

His police jokes are a true story now. They do worse than raffle off police cars. They burn them.

When comedy was comedy. Unlike the political b.s. on late night

Two people get no respect.

" . . and my 'friends', my 'Special' friends; I don't get any respect from them even ?" "I mean; I was invited out for a Special evening, (a special evening): I woke up in the middle of the night, next to a nude female albino, with a ham scotch- taped to her forehead ?! ?"

I really love Rodney but these jokes are not funny what so ever.Only thing that is kinda funny is his act and the way he delivers the joke but not 1 of these is slightly funny at all.Maybe back in the 60's but how does anyone think any of these jokes are funny at all.so corny

Not funny, didn't even crack a smile