This is hands down the most horrific story ever. I died when Ryan said he used the towel

Your socks… your underwear. And then throat it out. Her towel?!?! Lolol. I laughed so hard. Tonis reaction is the best

The way Toni's brain just shut down in absolute horror for a second before rebooting back into horror.

As a hairdresser, I ALWAYS have spare rolls of toilet paper in my bathroom... I'd still turn down Ryan if he ever needed a haircut!😂 Send the hairdresser a gift card for new towels... and therapy! 👀

ANYTHING but what you did.... literally ANYTHING ELSE

You should of thrown it out the window and it just would have been one of those "I wonder where that towel went" 😂😂😂

I just don't understand how he thought using her towel is somehow better and less humiliating than just asking her for toilet paper. Then he goes straight for maybe I should deport her 😂. Why does he always go for the worst and most extreme option.

I'm never letting anybody use my bathroom ever again... ya know, if I had been in this situation, as mortifying as it would've been.... I would've told her. As hard as it would've been, I could not even live with the idea of her discovering it afterwards. I would've explained the panic, and at least, whatever she thought of me, she would not have used the towel.

I would legitimately reevaluate my friendship with him after that

I would have sent her new towels and a short "I'm so ashamed and I'm sorry" lmaooo

I've been in this situation with no toilet paper. I flushed the toilet, then scooped the new toilet water up and cleaned my bum with it, then flushed again. And of course washed my hands thoroughly after. I didn't feel great about myself but did what I had to do.

OMG! Lol this was 100% the worst possible option. I would have probably called out to ask if she had any toilet paper or paper towels or ANYTHING else. This was during the Covid TP shortage, so it would have been understood. This is why we need bidets everywhere.

I almost crashed my car driving into Big Dubs for work, the moment silence after confessing you used her towel. Love you guys so fucking much!

This will go down in TARPer history as one of the absolute most incredible stories that has ever been told. What I've discovered in the month that has passed since this came to light and reading through KZfaq, Facebook, and Patreon comments, is that Ryan chose the absolute worst possible option that was available to him. Bravo for owning up to it for our entertainment 😆😆😆

I don't understand one thing and it's been grinding my gears that NOBODY brought this up. Ryan repeatedly said that he lived right around the corner from her. Why didn't he just do it at home?

Ryan, you didn't tell her?!?! Oh man... All I keep picturing is her showering, reaching for the towel and, like me, wiping her face, they towel drying her hair before starting to dry the rest of her body and only then noticing not all of her towel is light yellow! 🤢 Dude, I get it, you were in a shitty situation - literally - and using a towel, whilst not being anywhere near the best option, is still a valid option. But not telling her?!?! I get it would have been so humiliating, but it's better than her getting pink eye or smearing your skid marks all over her face, hair and body! Dude! If you did that to my towel and told me I'd understand. I wouldn't be best pleased, but I'd understand. But if you did that to my towel and didn't tell me I'd be mad. If you did that to my towel, didn't tell me and I used it?! I'd lose my shit! I'm horrified, man! I don't know whether to laugh or start gagging and retching! 💀

HER FACE WHEN HE SAID HER TOWEL !! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is y I love shows outside of America 😅 no one here would ever be this honest

I feel like I’m the only one that grew up in a household where if we ran out of toilet paper, we just cleaned our butt in the shower lol

I’ve been really enjoying you guys - but this is crushing to hear

My reaction was just as dramatic as when I heard this on the episode. I CANNOT HANDLE IT! I would have used my underwear then gone commando the rest of the time!

I always check for toilet paper BEFORE

The framing of RYAN makes him look like a tiny little man person

The fact that Ryan did ask “would you get her deported” I can’t 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

*PLEASE. RYAN. NO. NO. NOOOOOOO* (in Michael Scott's voice) I am dying 😂😂😂

It's reassuring to learn that Ryan perfectly fits the stereotype and reputation of someone working in television.

Toni and I had the same response, screaming your full name out 😅 Bless your heart Ryan! 💩❤

This is my absolute worst nightmare. Every time i enter a bathroom, i look for toilet paper or something i can use to wipe. I will never be caught in the bathroom in that situation. Happened once and i almost passed out because of sheer terror (i was in a busy public restroom at the age of 8).

My mom overheard this story and said "If I was in her (Toni's) place, I'd stop being friends with him out of fear he'd do that in my house some day"

She used his whole name!!! You're in trouble, Ryan!! 🤣🤣🤣

It just kept going, I feel like this is a literal nightmare for both Ryan and the Scandinavian girl. I'd shit me self if someone did me dirty like that, I can't even.

I feel like I would of tried to use the sink like a bidet before using someone’s towel 😂

I would've taken the towel wrapped in my jack, sweater, anywhere, washed it at home and go back to hand it to her. Boy that was NASTY Ryan 😳. I spit my coffee and made myself go from a 1 to a 2 pack just hollering 😂

Just use your underwear and stuff it into your pocket or a bag! Literally what I had to do when I had the shits at work and there was no toilet paper in the building.

WHY IS ASKING HER FOR TOILET ROLL NOT AN OPTION?? WHAT IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE?? Like for real...socks, throwing her towel out the window after, using the shower head to clean and then dry...so many other options oh my god...

This. Is. An. Absolute. Nightmare!!!! You're a champion for being able to live through this.

The way he said "me neither" when talking about getting her deported, gives me the vibes that she's no longer in Australia

I LOVE the pod and being able to watch the videos and seeing Toni’s facial reactions is hilarious 😂💀

Imagine the crap she’s saying about you now lol 😂

I was listening to this while in school and I had to try so hard to not burst out laughing🪑🪑 great episode😂😭😂

I can’t IMAGINE a situation where I’d feel too awkward to ask someone for some toilet paper, but not to SHIT ON THEIR FREAKIN TOWEL!! like imagine how violating finding that towel would feel? and during covid?? ew! who does that? all that just to avoid 5 seconds of awkwardness? that’s absolutely insane behavior ETA: The fact that people are finding this funny or being like 'poor Ryan' is baffling to me. This story honestly made me feel disgusted enough to unsubscribe. I cannot respect someone who would go to absolutely any lengths to save their own ass, no matter the consequences to other people. I don't need to know more.

There being a towel also implies there being a shower in the same room. I mean it's a bit awkward to go hop in a stranger's shower, but of all the options, I'd consider that the best one, I mean you're still using the towel but she can at least still use it afterward!

Always check for supplies before you get a surprise.

I gasped in horror and covered my face. I would have done anything but that.

Bless you for telling this ,I salute you.

That was definitely THE worst option lmao! Maybe aside from doing the dog bum scoot along her bathroom rug 😂🤣

3:32 the change was so fast "AHAH, oh no"🤣

Sir! The disrespect! lmao you had options. 2 socks and some underwear. Wipe, trash and replace

I have just discovered this channel and I have never laughed so hard in my life 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I absolutely love you guys! ❤️

You should have sent her a nice towel SET anonymously. My god. 😂

The video is 100000 times better than the audio. Toni’s face !!! Hahaha.

Imagine being the barber and watching this. This is why I always keep my bathroom well stocked with toilet paper.

I’ve never simultaneously wanted to know the ending of a story and never wanted to know at the same time

I would’ve gotten rid of the evidence and toss the towel out the window.😂

this is a comedy at it's finest. This is like- 'Meet the Fockers' level comedy. I would have yelled out- I cannot even imagine using the towel. That's beyond my comprehension entirely oh dear lord.

You can definitely imagine how traumatized she is now...

omg i was dying listening to this story!!! 😂😂 Ryan you crack me up 😂 bloody hilarious!!

I’ve never gasped as loud in my life! Literally doing anything else would have been better than using the towel 😂

"NO.... is that what happened" has me on the floor

I love you guys some much and you make my day every day I listen to you

Omg I'm getting sooooo much anxiety listening to this story, to how far Ryan dragged this situation out. It just keeps getting worse and worse! Yes, props to him for confessing to the whole world, but wow he went about this the wrong way. But presumably they talked during his haircut about why he got the exemption and what he does for a living. She's probably heard this story by now. Anyone know if she responded? That poor woman. I don't think she would have accidentally used it after a shower tho, I think she would have been able to smell it as soon as she went on the bathroom. But for sure I would have used my underwear in an emergency, then quickly excused myself and dumped them in my car before coming back for the haircut 🤦🏻‍♀️

I can't understand how yelling out for poo tickets is more embarrassing than using a person's towel! How does your brain even work, Ryan?!

Best story.She (HAIR STYLIST)needs to call you out on this.

Oh no. That is absolutely disgusting. Ohhh no

Animal! Absolute animal 😂😂😂😂 I've listened to this twice and I'm still crying haaaa!!

the AUDIBLE gasp i just let out at 5:09

Use your sock, roll it up then throw it out. I know quite a couple of guys used to wear 2 pairs of socks for this exact reason 😂

I agree with Toni on the clean up in the sink, rather than a towel....

I've done paper towel, tissue both from garbage, socks and underwear. Never used a washcloth or towel😅.

I picture her watching this, having a Thats So Raven flashback to her drying her face on that towel after her PM skin routine and waking up with pink eye the next day

I think toni's reaction was literally everyone's reaction HAHAHA

I have listened to this episode twice and literally did not know there was a video of it! I’m in haven!!!

Hollering for to is a Much less embarrassing option! I promise I million strangers would rather you ask then wipe w/ their towel! 😩😩😩 and if all else fakes use your socks or underwear and toss it into the bottom of the bin! 😂😂😂 omg when you said towel I nearly died, I forgot where I was and what I was doing 😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️

Toni? The Hand Cup????? LMAO!!!

This is why I always have wet wipes with me and I should take a roll of toilet paper also cause I would’ve panicked so badly but I definitely would not use the towel!!! I’d rather turn on the shower and clean myself and then dress up and get out 😂

Ryan (with his IBS) needs to carry around one of those collapsable "travel" or "pocket" bidets. Basically a squeezy bottle with a directional nozzle. Just fill with water and squirt the poo away.

It dosnt matter how many times I see this vid, there's always a new detail that makes it even more harrowing...😖

You guys are so FCKN funny 😂😂😂😂

So much anxiety.😱 I would have, after 30 minutes of internal debate, asked for tp, with a blushed face 😅

I just laughed so hard out loud so hard that I had to lean against the wall cuz I was laughing to hard

She just gave him a haircut so you know she went to go shower

You should have thrown her towel out and then mailed her a new one 😀

Great… now I have a new KZfaq rabbit hole that is making me bawl with laughter at 3 am… 😂

Now you know why every smart guy always carries a handkerchief.

I'm dying from laughing... almost forgot how to breathe. WTH man, really??? xD

I thought for sure, that same towel was going to make a reappearance during his haircut!

Omg! I CAN NOT LISTEN to you guys while in the bus. 😂 Towel! Scoop it up? 😂😂😂😂

Ryan, you're so brave for sharing this with online 😭😭

I love how he doesn't want anybody to know so then he tells the internet😂😂😂

I honestly thought this story was going to end with her washing his hair at the end, then going for the towel in the bathroom, and then smearing Ryan’s own shit all over his head

i CACKLED at the "Oh, I've just shit on ya towel". CACKLED.

I still think about this video years later. The most horrific story I’ve ever heard 😂

This is so unforgivable 😂😂😂

Always check for toilet paper before u sit down hahaha

Next level is right Toni lmfao

😂😂So apparently none of this is more embarrassing than ASKING FOR TP??!! A PAPER TOWEL? A TISSUE? Y’all can’t just ask?! Is this a thing people go through omgwtf 😳😱😨😳😂

0:57 "Sau I messiged this BAAHBAAH" xD

I'm laughing so hard I can't text!😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

What an absolute savage mode. RIP that towel.

toni's face and all the emotions that toni went through when he said "i used her towl"

she is judging all your life choices right now bud.....so hard lmao!