Lola and Rodger have the same " i know what you did and its going to be hilarious" stare, they're definitely relate THEY BOTH HAVE BLUE EYES!!!

You're wrong. P.M. Seymour NEVER sleeps.

The breeder in the netherlands is doing honorable work, my mom’s dog has a smushed face and I do hope he doesn’t overheat

2:00 It’s even more plausible because when you look up early concept art for Space Jam, _Lola’s last name WAS originally going to be “Rabbit”._

1st time I have been called a 'bingus'. Strange feeling that one

Andy with the speed editing! IT'S BEEN HOURS SINCE THE DIRECT WAS RELEASED!!!

1:18 “SAO” I just took physical damage. Thank you, Prime Minister Seymour

2:13 .... this shouldn't make this much sense, what the hell! it does raise the question of Bugs and Lola's respective ages, since Bugs appears in both movies as an adult.

Imagine bugs having to meet her parents, I would love this as a comic.

2:48 is funny to me, cause I know that my cis het brother would respond with "why" but it wouldn't come from a place of homophobia, but genuine curiosity. He just loves learning how things work and even more so how people work, so he'd just have so much fun analyzing the whole thought process

To be fair, Bunny could be a middle name, Or maybe even a double last name: Lola Bunny-Rabbit. And both movies involve the toon world and the real world co-existing. Yeah, I could see this could working.

So, now we finally know what the PM stands for: Popsicle Melting

One of my best friends is a 6'2", lanky cishet man. He is dating my other best friend, who is nonbinary. I have never seen a more enthusiastic ally in my entire life. He's incredibly supportive of his partner's identity as well as everyone else's (a good chunk of our friend group is also trans enby including myself ^-^). He is comfortable with identifying as straight and is very secure about his identity. But, his one exception is that he has a massive gay crush on Gordon Ramsay. I also will never forget when my best friend officially got their legal name changed, and he surprised them with a cake that had their full chosen name spelled out in icing. The only thing, was that while he spelled both their first and middle name (the ones they got changed) right, despite dating for five years at this point, he spelled their last name wrong. We have never let him live it down. My best friend and I also discovered that I'm basically dating the fruity variant of him (my boyfriend is also 6'2". He, like my friend's bf, is also Jewish and works in IT). The only difference is that he wears a lot more colorful clothing (rainbow tie dyes and the like) and is bisexual. When each of our tall mans met for the first time, we found out my boyfriend is actually a 1/4 inch taller than friend's bf. After admitting defeat, he replied "curse you my Alolan Variant."

Extra fun flavor for the lola head cannon. There's not just one Lola, they had twins. The first one taking after Jessica and leaving the film industry after dealing with to Many jerks. The other one who took more after Rodger decided to take her sisters place when "the loony toons show" asked for her come back.

For a split second I thought you meant temperature in Celsius and thought 'Wow, they're being a little dramatic, it's not THAT bad' and then remembered

You found a post about the new Zelda game announcement and voiced it in the three hours after the direct ended, respect

0:39 misinterpreted this as meaning the potion GIVES depression

2:10 I accept this as head cannon thank you for sharing this with me Mr Seymour

2:16 no, no. Let them cook.

What about Star Wars? The protagonist has to fight his dad in that.

*you hear faint screaming "c a n y o u s e e a l l o f me"

So in less than 4 hours since the direct, someone made a tumblr post, that got in the video, and the video was posted and uploaded?

0:40 - Esoterica is a wholly serious scholarly channel with a very chill, soft-spoken, yarmulke-wearing long-bearded professor sitting in his study talking to camera. He did also do... that XD

Mother Nature doesn’t want P.M. to make the funny tumblr videos, but P.M. acts against her like a defiant heretic looking out for the rest of the internet

0:27 I mean, it's a good healthy masculinity checklist too.

That’s probably the most accurate description of shadow the hedgehog I’ve ever heard

1:32 the best thing about the new Leg is that Zel has the ability to create pots

That last post was just Hades

okay but that Lola bunny headcanon is GENIUS

Ohh that ending you kicked me right in the nostalgia. Well played good sir.

oh man we love Mr sleepy Patrick

1:22 I think you meant Legend of Zelda: The missing Link

Sending Cooling breezes. Might take a couple weeks to get there though.

11 out of 10 dentists say Uranium U-235 is bad for your teeth

This video....makes me remember my dad. Not only did that son of a bush rag think I was gay for my best friend/brother figure. *he was okay with it.* and considering that said scruffy looking nerf herder was in 'Nam, that really said something about him. Of course that dong of a ding also pulled a "The End" from MGS 3 before I could truly fight him. So.....yeah. I don't know how to feel about my dad.

If you feel the need to try and "test" to see if your friend actually holds the beliefs they say they do to a degree that satisfies you, you're not their friend.

My “straight” friend the only straight guy in our group was talking to me and his fiancé about tumblr sexy men and how he just didn’t get it. he wasn’t a tumblr child apparently he went outside as a kid.) So me and his fiancé were asking him characters he liked and most of them if not all were tumblr sexy men. Somehow this lead to me telling him I thought he was bi when I meet him and him just sighing deeply and saying,” why does everyone think I’m bi? Is the Percy Jackson obsession?” About a week after this conversation he called during pride month and was like guess who’s bi!! And I was like I don’t have to guess do I? And he said no. So now my friend group is currently hiring a straight friend!

Lola being the child of Roger and Jessica makes so much sense I am adopting that headcanon. 3:10 SO MUCH MOOD

They already are doing that with pugs. I believe they're called retro pugs, and started in Germany. Hopefully, we will no longer have smush-face-can't-breathe pugs anymore or ever again.

Trigun is about a golden retriever in human form with a broom for a head. It is my favorite anime.

YOURE SO RIGHT ABOUT VASH THE STAMPEDE AND SO REAL FOR IT (trigun is my main hyperfixation. do not save me. this is my grave)

2:47 My first girlfriend (she’s bi) actually said that to me (I’m a straight guy), because I had purple hair when we first met, and I think my reaction was like: “Okay. Why, is purple gay?”

As someone who's weeaboo starter pack included Speed Racer and Astro Boy, "Get off my lawn!"

Triple digits? Are you bloody boiling alive? Surely that's impossible!

The fact that the "sidequest until you fight your dad" example WASN'T the game Hades fills me with rage.

I have never felt such a feeling of "you freaking understand me?" since when i was on the part about not knowing how much you have to explain for it to make sense. I just keep forgetting other people have this too because whenever i meet a fellow kindred goblin we just understand eachother like some psychic link.

The direct hasn't even been out for a day yet we;re already getting tumblr memes about it. well done you speed blorbos.

I mean, if the 400 year old alchemy potion is cheaper then therapy, and requires little to no in-person human interaction, I'd take that over therapy any day. Nothing to do with having dig and baws. I have neither, I'm just a super-introvert.

I'd just get confused and ask "why?" Not insecure, genuine bafflement xD

As an elder otaku whose starter pack was DBZ and Slayers, that one about weebs fucking dealt so much psychic damage. They don't appreciate the struggle! Back when to get the uncensored version untouched by "it's a cartoon so it must be for kids" editing you had to know the guy who knew the guy who knew the guy that worked at the super-sketch video store who would sell you crap quality taped-off-Japanese-television-with-the-weird-ass-commercials fansubs on VHS. Or spend *days* on Napster or Limewire trying to download a single episode over dialup and praying nobody would need the phone when it was at 99%. Though as an elder otaku, I am also *extremely* happy that all the bitty baby weebs don't have to deal with that shit and can easily and affordably get good quality anime in quantities that 90s me would weep to have.

I am not strong enough to fight my dad. But I also know that he is not strong enough to fight me.

1:16 my weeaboo starter pack was Robotech and Evangelion (does the former one count?) because my parents are basically like if you took the gen z archetype of "weeaboo x gamer girl" 40 years back in time.

“It is triple digits hot” as a European, I was very confused for a second

1:59 I accepting this headcannon personally ✨

Look, I am a man who lives in America A 1600’s alchemy recipe is cheaper than therapy and meditation

My starter pack was Vampire Hunter D and Robotech.

1:40 YAY!

As ever, PM, you have impeccable taste. Even if I'm more of a Jet person myself. 🌙

2:56 How to make your gay friend *immediately* develop a crush on you.

As someone who's weeaboo starter pack was DBZ and G Gundam, I felt the pain of that post in my soul. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to go be sad again that I'll never have ki powers or a giant mecha to pilot.

That possum is absolutely adorable! I want one.

Is this a repeat? a rerun? a bunch of memes youv'e read before? I feel like I'm having déjà vu through the whole video.

I started with Outlaw Star, Gundam Wing, Dragon Ball Z, and Sailor Moon.

3:24 I've had ~5 hours of actual sleep and I feel sick. Again.

woke up because, and then had extreme hiccups for 2 hours. so thank you for this gift

My anime starter pack was Inuyasha and, if movies count, Spirited Away I felt that post in my soul

Is that Snapcube's the devil from de Bible?!

3:55 No they meant *Insert Lazy Mattman screaming like he just got THE item to complete a Binding of Isaac run when he was at half a soul heart, when in reality he got the sixth run in a row that gives him C-Section in Basement 1*

Throughout my 20s a bunch of people who interacted with my friends and me - basically, my D&D group - thought i was gay. Nope, ace. Though i didnt know/understand that at the time.

As someone who watched DBZ and Gundam AND also played the games... I feel that pain

3:23 Oh hey let me try the phone i - *plap* D,:

“If your straight guy friend says that he supports gays, tell him that you thought he was gay when you first met him. See how fast he gets upset and insecure & starts asking why you thought that.” Me: …Is this a test? Cause why does this sounds like both an gaslighting tactic or you are obligated to be bisexual or something at that point even if you know you aren’t suppose to be. You only just wanted to support your gay friend.

3:07 the following happens like 5 times a day: We are talking about a thing, I say a joke-y phrase that needs like 3 logical implications, the person goes "no, like" and proceeds to spell out the exact thought process I went through in half a second, and then I go "like I said, *repeats exactly the same phrase*" and the other person goes ah ADHD+autism, everyone

I am all~ I am all of me!

3:16 That’s why I like saying things. Explaining things I find interesting brings me joy. Difficile lectu mihi Mars et jonicu difficile!

That last one also works for A Boy Named Sue!

There is a "fixed" version of pugs. Look up retro pugs, they're very cute and much healthier. They were bred by mixing pugs with jack russell terriers.

3:08 Every, single, time...

0:41 What a pleasant surprise to see ESOTERICA mentioned in one of these videos. If anyone wants to learn about alchemy, philosophy, religion, and mysticism through a scholarly lens, I would highly recommend watching that channel. The host, Dr. Justin Sledge, is very good at what he does. In my personal opinion, his content is as much storytelling as it is education, and I mean that in a 100% positive way.

I thought of Hades for that last one.

Esoterica is amazing. I bet you Dr. Justin Sledge has been to loads of therapy TBH. The man has a good head on his shoulders.

Seymour I just had a hot sweaty day at work today and you wanna know what just completely refreshed me when I came home? a nice cool shower to wash off all that sweat and grime and a nice cold drink of water afterwards

2:54 Okay as someone who is bi, this is mean. Just because someone doesn’t see a problem with liking men and supports men who like men, doesn’t mean they’d feel comfortable being hit on by men, which is likely why they’re uncomfortable about it.

2:48 As an ally, please don't do this to try and make us feel insecure or anything along those lines. It's okay to express your confusion, but you shouldn't do it if the point is to make us feel insecure.

The hell does it mean if my "weaboo phase" started with Pokémon and One Piece?

If we're Bingus then I nominate Seymore here as Wingus. Carry on Wingus, good work.

Endure the heat my friend. Stay hydrated!

1:48 *reads this in Legends Never Die tone *

Do you live in a molen core?! Triple digits hot!?! Does your cheese melt before you put it in the microwave?!?!!

P.M. Seymour is by definition only awake during the P.M. timeframe

1:05 I think the new one is...maybe Arfurta or whatever. The one with the guy who eats monsters, loses an eye, and is an unmitigated a-hole to everyone around him for no reason at times.

1:05 wooooo. Represent. Gundam Wing is best show OAT. Most others are just pretenders to the throne.

You know I guess that IS the plot of Shadow the Hedgehog now that I think about it.

1:05 Ranma 1/2 and Slayers, damn it!

biggest reason i have phone in bed time is the my dog will cry at me if i stay out of bed too late. a whole ass tantrum. from a 10 year old.

As someone who has been hit with the “I thought YOU were guy when i first met you” mostly due to being a theatre kid, my response is normally, “haha, nope, I’m the token straight guy”

I'm pretty sure current weeaboo starter pack is Jujutsu Kaisen and Demon Slayer

Thought the last one was going to be Baki but I'll take that response too.

Regarding the healthier French Bulldogs: i strongly, *STRONGLY* recommend everyone go look up the Retro Pug, and also the Puggle (pug/beagle). The retro pug in particular looks very similar to old paintings and prints of the original breed standard. Also, both are just Very Good Doggos™

My anime starter pack was InuYasha, Fooly Cooly, Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, Neon Genesis Evangelion, and Fullmetal Alchemist.