johnny sexton's nicknames will never not make me laugh

Is it wrong to want Jonny Sexton to carry on playing just to hear more versions of his name?

I think ultimately what's so frustrating about Italy is that they *always* seem to be in this cycle of nearly-there and not-quite-there and looking-to-the-future. Year after year it feels like they show up with a new coach, new players, new structures that just aren't quite working, and the same old defensive frailties. And we never quite get the chance to see them actually develop into a finished team. Is there a lack of continuity in Italian rugby that's hurting them? And as much as their attack structures are *possibly* interesting, what of their defence which always seems really leaky? I'm genuinely curious, as I find it fascinating how positive you are about Italian rugby (and can see where you're coming from!) and yet watching them get destroyed game after game, year after year, having not won a *single* Six Nations match in over five years, it's starting to feel a bit Groundhog Day.

That bundee aki knee slide has to be the best superman impression I've ever seen

We need a whole video of Junglegym Sexdream nicknames, no we demand this video

It's like the 6th video in the last 20 days. Every one of them superb, great work!

Bro... you should be employed by one of these teams ... love the analysis ...

I can’t wait for France wales review, France was very gooooooood

Dude I hope these uploads are automated, it's 4:30am

Couldn’t care less if we win the tournament or not, we’ll keep improving under Farrell, culminating in beating some Southern Hemisphere team in November 2022, before a calamity in a RWC QF the year after. Same old shit again and again.

Quality content as always mate ! Can't wait for your France v. Wales game highlight

Best caption you've ever used: 'I told Owen my facetime wasn't working, but then regretted it because I found out that made him cry and I couldn't watch'

I am waiting for the france wales one with impatience

was waiting for this video so glad this competition is back.

Looking forward to the Scotland-France analysis! And I'll watch as many hours of analysis about Schmidt's Ireland and his variously named fly half as you're willing to produce

Thanks for your sweet words (perhaps too much sweet). I hope you are right about Italy and I hope we can see the results very soon... we need it for us and for alla the tournament. Love your knoledges about Rugby.

What a channel! Keep the great content coming!!!

I guess that Pocock video is finally coming! Also it's depressing how much the Italy analysis could translate over to Wales...

Easily the best channel on KZfaq!

Another excellent analysis! And, yes, Garbisi's try was a peach...

Good review!

Congratulations 👏 I saw you on Chasing The Sun🔥🔥

Ireland better not set that pair of forwards out in the backs when they play the southern teams. They'll be murdered by the Springbok or All Black back lines. It'll be like Cullen or Montgomery free running through the lines in the 90s all over again.

Love the Sexton nicknames. Enjoyed the video, but felt much more like a “Where Italy need to improve” video than it did an Ireland video.

Great video. Looking forward to your 'quick wee bonus one' (I assume Scotland's great draw against France).

Why am I addicted to this channel ?

Pretty sure Squidge's videos have gotten better since the start of the pandemic

If I was a head coach I would worship every word this man speaks

Can we please have a completion of Johnny Sexton nicknames over all the vids?

Fun, as always. Keep it up. (Volume seems to be a little low.)

You are too good at this it scares me

Will you do France v Wales? Such a great match!

Please do a video on what happened to Stade Français. Similar situation to Leicester

Hey Squidge, thanks so much! Question- what did you think of Ringrose stepping in at 9? Will Ireland's chances be hurt badly by his absence with his broken jaw?

Squidge Rugby on the Chasing the Sun documentary🔥🔥

Psychologically, we are hurt and we are asking what is hurt and is it an image that you have built about yourself that is hurt and when that image is questioned that image gets hurt. Wherever there is psychological time that divides, there must be conflict.

1:12 you said you wanted to do a big piece on Joe Schmidt but had to finish the video. Can you please make a video explaining his playing style though?

I see a lot of people say that Italy should be booted out of the 6N, but I feel that it would be a mistake for rugby as a whole. What hinders the development of this sport is the domination by a few countries that makes the outcome of the world cup more predictable. We need to help in the development of tier 2 and 3 nations in order to bring this game to the level it deserves, and this is done with these challenging tournaments. I'm sure Italy will return to winning form (hopefully this week against England).

What happened to Tommasso Allan, I know Minozzi was playing for Wasps but where is Allan at?

I'm interested to see how you break down the France v Wales game - it's going to be painful :-)

i think its time World Rugby organizes an office and a personal assistant for you, we need more content and every game covered including Super Rugby Unlocked games currently happening in SA.

Let’s see how Ireland’s next game goes before we get too excited.

Another amazing video. I hope you're right - watching Italy get smashed every game is getting a bit depressing D; It's like watching a kid trying to wrestle with his dad. Also hate how wildly teams celebrate when scoring against a side like Italy - all looks toooooooooooo easy. Squidge - what do you make of the Welsh domestic and international sides doing a bit rubbish recently? Can you please ensure Wales are good again? That'd be great. Thanks.

Saw you on Chasing the sun 🇿🇦🔥

I hope by biggest upset you mean France vs Scotland women - that was a brilliant game that deserves a video

Any chance you’ll make a vid on your ideal lions team?

Can you do a quick video on the challenge cup final for Bristol vs Sergio 😂👍

Can you please do a list of all the Johnny Sexton nicknames used on this channel 😂

Garbisi is a proper player, really impressive.

Every year we hear stuff like "Italy are improving", they're "turning a corner" or "making real progress" and yet, every year, embarrassing multiple-try hammerings by very ordinary opposition. If South Africa are to join the 6 Nations in the future, then it should be at the expense of Italy; 20 years they've been competing at this level and for 20 years they've been lamentably shit, without a single win in the last 5 seasons (a loss against England at this point is assumed). Punt them back into the Euro Nations, give the others someone to chase and spare the rest of us these pointless mismatches.

8:52 looks a lot like obstruction to me tbh, just as much as the irish disallowed try was

All the love you give Italy it's wonderful. When this covidshit ends I want you to come to my home and cook you some proper pasta, pizzas and lasagnas.

one of the props you are talking about is cj stander 8:54

Italy just got turned over far too often. It felt as if it was just a matter of when not if they were going to cough up the ball. I think they made Ireland look better than they are but we'll find out next weekend. Can't wait (and I'm very pleased that England aren't playing Wales so I don't have to endure another match with my very Welsh, myopic partner).

Squidge, swear down, you never need to apologise to us.

Can you do Bristol bears

I'm surprised that Squidge did not talk about how much Italy kicked the ball... and perhaps how this definitely does not line up with their traditional strengths... Maybe I'm missing some insider knowledge or am simply too naive, however, while watching the game it really struck me how much ball italy gave to ireland. Non-contestable kicks too!

I don't think any teams tear through Italy. Italy just stand far enough apart to allow people through large gaps.

will you do France Wales

The risk here is England spank Italy and then the France - Ireland game starts later. France are losing on the 70th minute 2 tries and 2 pens to 1 try (20 - 7), would anyone put it past them knowing they likely won't win to let in two tries.... This is why we used to insist on all the last games being played at once.

I can't help but compare current Italy and early Vern Cotter Scotland. Flashes of great potential but so many mistakes that they get destroyed almost every game. Hopefully Franco Smith can do for the Azzurri what Cotter did for us.

what was the massive upset?

Don't forget about Minozzi! They could actually havd..... a threat going forward.

Can u do cardiff blues v munster next

Video on how France made Squidge Rugby's best players in the world look like chumps

What's the name of Irelands fly half again?

Can you pls do France vs Wales

Challenge cup final?

I hope Sexton knows about this guy

There's a World Cup video where Squidge calls him "sextoggle"... That did me and now I can't remember what his real name is nor do I need to because SEXTOGGLE is a great name. 👍👍

Didn't say anything about the other debutants for Italy

Can u analyse the Scotland women v France match 😍

Italy should play wales again after their shocking game against france

Predictions that the wrong France turns up after this break.

I’m usually an Italy defender but it seems they need to go down to Six Nations B to learn how to win again.

I love you

why do Italy still not have refs in the 6 nations ?? They've been in the tournament for over 20 years! and I'd just LOVE to see the british teams reffed by a non-english speaker....

So why do all your videos start with so?

Squidge: remember when i called 2018 a funny tournament because the defending champions lost to scotland. 2020: ...

I'm guessing the biggest upset in rugby is the Scotland Vs France draw on Sunday night?

You better talk about Chile in this week because wtf is happening ???!!!

How did Ireland tear through Italy? It’s Italy?

May not have been as funny for the Welsh fans, but watching England, Ireland and France remind wales how to lose has been pretty entertaining for the rest of us 😅.

"Predictably"?

They’ve 4% or 5% away for 15 years

As an Englander I wouldn't mind Ireland getting the BP and winning the thing. It's just very hard to see them doing it. However, Ireland were much nicer to look at in this game. Much respect as always Squidge.

"It allows Sexqueen to be his usual selfish self" Brilliant!

dude I love your videos, but please make your voice louder

Minute 5:21 someone call an anbulance please

Hmm no france vs wales...

I feel like Stockdale is useless now. He had one good year that’s it

Dislikes are Johnny sexpringle missing the like button

This doesn't need a review it's Ireland v Italy ffs. How about a video about how improved Italy are.

Y does he hate sexton so much 🤣🤣🤣

ay im early

Its Italy.. Nough said

Farrell out in my opinion an english man dealing with ireland hasnt worked since charlton

Rugby league?

True answer to the title question is.. Italy sucks at rugby.. every team got bonus point besides scotland 😂😂😂😂 wasn't impressed.. I was more impressed with france taking apart wales

Is it like tradition for Italy to only get 3 points like I swear it’s every game