I don’t know why I read “porcupine princess”

"who names a pig Faith?' My mother apparently 😂😂😂

I love your Lynette videos so much. Your creative genius never disappoints! Side note: every time she says "sooo", it reminds me of that Geico pothole commercial which I absolutely love!

Mary it’s very selfless and mature of you to do a giveaway so soon after that electric fence incident. (The giveaway 😂) props to you ! ♥️ 🙏

Oh my goodness, after reading the video description I'm so excited to see what Lynette has gotten herself into now. You're characters feel like fully fleshed out personas you perform on your channel like a comedy sketch show, like Madtv. You've got such inspiring work ethic and creative ideas!

"Do I go to a vet or a people doctor?" had me literally lol. 😂😂😂

Omg, we used to have a Potbelly Pig named Petunia! I love Lynette, she's such an endearing character. I can't wait to see what she gets herself into!

It’s hotter than The hinges of Hades outside! I get to be the Porcine Princess this year! 🐷 👸 I LOVE THIS VIDEO ❤️🎉 🌟

I love your videos! Can't wait for the next Hypothetical Gossip video

"I've met pigs who are real jerks.." 🤣🤣 I nearly spat my tea out 🤣🤣🤣

I’m so happy to see you’re doing another giveaway! We all know you’re doing it out of kindness, not obligation. Thank you!

you are such a natural at acting its so believable lol

Yaaaaaassssss Lynette!!!!! My fave! Thank you sooooooooo much, Mary!

Love Lynette being silly she's so funny thank you fur the video trying to sleep you're the best Mary 💝🐱😞😀😴😴

I have my masters in cuticle management. It’s such a rewarding career!

I feel like every time I open KZfaq your video is right there to greet me😂Thank you Thank you Thank you!❤️

It's not everybody who could sneak a cow into a beauty shop...but you gotta do what you gotta do... 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣

Hair extensions and bedazzled hooves! Girl you too much! Thanks for the laughs! Lynette role plays are my favorite next to bitchy librarian. I truly appreciate how hard you work in these videos, you are a comedic genius!

There is so much happening here. I’m both shy and in awe. This woman is an artist. This is outstanding

Your videos are so unique and soothing. I love your voice and watch your videos all the time for my anxiety :) keep doing what u do 💕

love the pig sweater! so cute :)

you’re so creative i love it !!!

You’re Lynette videos are always so hilarious!!! 😂❤️👍🏻

I always love your videos but this was particularly humorous. I LOL’d many times. Thanks for keeping us relaxed and amused!

My favourite character of yours ♡

Great video! This is one of the first videos I have ever commented on cuz I always fall asleep listening to ur videos!

Omgggg I love ur videos so much!!!!they’re always so fun and creative and of course relaxing. I’ve been watching you for 5 or 6 years. Also the criteria totally reminds me of the scene in pulp fiction where Jules and Vince are debating whether a pig is a dirty animal depending on its personality 😂

I absolutely love that sweater! I would wear it every single day! It’s so cute!

LOL this is great...why do I get the feeling that things at the fair will NOT go according to plan and then we get to hear some sort of bizarre new story very soon?! 😂

Never watched one of these before but I am loving it 🤣

Loved it!

love those earrings!! the sound of them hitting each other is really nice

As a diehard hockey fan I appreciated your Stanley Cup reference so much 😂

You are the best. Thank you! 💚💚💚

Oh god this is fantastic 😂 So funny. So creative and natural 👌

I’ve never been so happy to exit another video 😂

Omg Im from Georgia and you remind me of so many people I know 🤣💕

Omg I love that sweater!!!! Lol it's so cute

I absolutely love your videos 😍❤️ especially the southern accent my fiance is from nc and when we first met I had to learn how he talks because of the accent always looking forward for any of your videos they always help me so much I'm going through a lot of anxiety and your videos always calm me right down thank you

She’s back!!!!

Everybody in the south has a Lynette 😂 she is so silly and you are so brilliant!

Your eyeshadow is so gorgeous!!

I love Lynette, she's my fave character ❤️❤️❤️🐮🐮🐷🐷

I laughed so hard at the “punch cards” for the weddings 😂😂 Was your laughter genuine at that part? It almost seemed like you took yourself off guard, but you’re so smooth with these you can never really tell haha!

Hey Mary! Just gotta tell you how much my husband & I love you & your videos. Every night at bedtime hubby asks what’s our friend Mary up to? So we pull up a video and after a couple of chuckles he’s out and I have the evening to myself! LOL thanks for all you do!

these are deeply creative videos

Great video

I absolutely Love Love LOVE that sweater

Good deal. A epic role play video

This is such a great video I have a request could you do a video of tapping on glass plates

"And then the mayor got all butthurt." took me out like stinky trash hahahahah

Haha, Mary! Lynette’s “Pigs can be jerks sometimes” reminds me of the Crazy Rich Asians movie when Rachel’s friend shouts out “Chickens are b*tches!”. 😂😏🐔 Love your RP videos, especially the Gossip Lady saga. Have a great Independence Day holiday week and all the best to you, the boys, the kitties and your mom, pop and bro. xoxo Christine in sunny (and hotter than blazes) CO.

Team Rhonda!

You and Angelica should do a collab; you both always have the most unique and fun video ideas!

I don't know if you read all the comments. I hope you do. I felt a sudden urge to write this and tell you I love your channel and everything you do and you have entertained me for hours on end you've made me laugh and relaxed me so much and yeah

Hey Mary!! It’s good to see YOU!!!

Lynette’s back!

Yay! I see you got the pig sweater. Your videos are the absolute best; and so are you.

yay!

Yessss Lynette 😁😁

I loved this oml sounds like me in the future

comedy gold :)

Lol all the fairs in Iowa are also during the summer. Also hotter than the hinges of Hades!!!

Lol, too funny ...love this video.

Lynette!! Yusss

Love the sweater! 🐷

Is your Facebook down? I’ve been unable to find it

Gah, you are my favorite person. This is so funny. I died when you asked if you needed to go to the vet for an eye infection you catch from a pig. 😂😂 thank you Mary, you sure can bring me out of a funk.

Oh, that pig sweater. I grew up on a pig farm. So many stories I could tell, none of which anyone would care to hear. The smell lingered in my clothes as a kid, no matter how much mom washed them.

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Love the orange necklace "Lynette" is wearing 💜😀

this is hilarious omg

Lynette is the best

I don't want to ruin the fantasy but I think cows can't go down stairs. Lol and i think you knew that and that's why you said it. 😆

Sent message! 😀

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Poor Don!

I wouldn’t call myself needy usually but I need another Lynette video. asap. I NEED to know how Rhonda did in the beauty contest. it’s life or death Mary help

Mary is the best

The pig sweater is back everyone!

He may or may not be in the county lockup right now but who’s to say 🤷🏻‍♀️😂😂😂

Please be gentle with me judge

i wanna be able to message you but your facebook doesn’t work!!!! i absolutely adore your videos though i love them so much!!!!

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Oh yes, Victor Newman is confusing. Lol.

You’re on the second floor? Can’t cows not walk down steps or something? :o

5 hello you are good

"Do you go to the vet or the regular doctor?" LMFAO!!! I'm dying!!!