Jim Gaffigan: “I’m Too Lazy” - Full Special
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Жыл бұрынIn this classic Comedy Central Presents special, Jim Gaffigan talks about being from Indiana, his own laziness, manatees and more.
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Original airdate: July 12, 2000
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These half-hour specials showcased some of the best up-and-coming comedians of the moment. The show was a pivotal stepping stone for many of today’s stand-up stars, including Dave Chappelle, Patton Oswalt, Amy Schumer, Jim Gaffigan, Kevin Hart, Zach Galifianakis, Dane Cook, Bill Burr, Wanda Sykes and Maria Bamford.
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@dougi1967 Жыл бұрын
I was supposed to clean my garage out this morning buuuuuut, here I am watching Gaffigan talking about laziness, lol.
@tammeyj1958 Жыл бұрын
I'm watching him while laying in bed.
@michellec6119 8 ай бұрын
I listen while I’m doing the dishes.
@runoz2839 4 ай бұрын
laziness well spent 🙌🙌🙌🙌
@ImNotaRussianBot 2 ай бұрын
You can do both. But on headphones.
@bellbrass 4 ай бұрын
He killed it here. He's still killing it. One of the best ever.
@GalactusOG Жыл бұрын
Legend of clean comedy.
@ModeMan101 11 ай бұрын
He wasn't 100% clean back then, I remember his non-TV standup shows in the early 2000s used to have a handful of F-bombs in them, but I think he realized the material was just as good without them.
@gmar7836 10 ай бұрын
Well there’s Seinfeld
@life_withl 7 ай бұрын
Agreed…. Clean standup (agreed also w/ Seinfeld) but Jim just cracks me up… both great.
@maryloomis8075 Жыл бұрын
God bless this guy...having a little anxiety today and I'm forgetting about it. I guess laughter IS the best medicine!
@juketv9452 4 ай бұрын
Same here , bless you 💜
@JimReynolds-dd4fn 3 ай бұрын
Jim Gaffigan is in a very rare club within the comedy community: He makes people laugh, and he does it without ever relying on vulgarity, or gross images in his act. Jim's talent is observational comedy at its best. Shine on, Jimmy! 🤩
@rockstar.mindset Жыл бұрын
22 years later and this is still funny.
@davidwest5506 Жыл бұрын
He looks so healthy, "said in the Gaffigan whisper "
@pocahon8460 Жыл бұрын
U got it!
@zaoria123 Жыл бұрын
Hot Pockets!
@zaoria123 Жыл бұрын
I love how casually he kills.
@willfreese Жыл бұрын
This young Gaffigan kid shows a lot of promise.
@G-Fi-High Жыл бұрын
Watching his career trajectory in reverse is amazing, because his genius was right there at the very start. Everyone is all about Chapelle, Burr and CK, which they should be, but this guy has put his time in and produces
@Glenfunnyman Жыл бұрын
Many years ago, I was lucky enough to work with Jim Gaffigan at the Manchester Comedy Festival at the Buzz Club. What a masterclass. I still smile at his mayonnaise material twenty odd years later.
@stigtuneback1966 Жыл бұрын
seem like a down to earth guy , decent .
@robertheck1255 Жыл бұрын
9
@mytwocents7303 11 ай бұрын
Are his eyes brown?
@drinkinslim 7 ай бұрын
I'm not sure, but they *are* round.@@mytwocents7303
@zizinnnn Жыл бұрын
22 years later and he still looks...translucent
@MelancholicFools Жыл бұрын
That’s the worst word to use
@barbkurka325 Жыл бұрын
LOL
@belelokai3328 Жыл бұрын
He looks older the younger he is.
@belelokai3328 Жыл бұрын
At age 5 he had an 80 year old face.
@belelokai3328 Жыл бұрын
At age 80 he will look 5 years old.
@amygalvin1799 Жыл бұрын
His comedy holds up even years later!😆
@zacharyb7952 10 ай бұрын
"Anybody here The Pope?" That had me dying. Such perfect delivery.
@johnmills247 4 ай бұрын
There he is! The leader of all the Catholics!
@williamgreen5998 Жыл бұрын
There's something about him to make you want to give a big old hug
@markw305 Жыл бұрын
This was my first Gaffigan experience, so happy to run across it again!
@HPLovethrash Жыл бұрын
My favorite joke of his is still the one about being at church praying but really thinking about "... did I go to Wendy's twice yesterday?"
@TVSTGProductions Жыл бұрын
Peace be with you, and an extra piece for you
@cbabick 17 күн бұрын
Same here!
@Metal.mike89 10 ай бұрын
That mayonnaise bit had me dying at work
@charlenemack7040 Жыл бұрын
I predict Jim gets married and has five kids
@jennifercamille16 Жыл бұрын
😉
@pattyandersen5516 10 ай бұрын
Good call.
@starrynight2218 10 ай бұрын
Psychic!
@charlenemack7040 10 ай бұрын
@@starrynight2218🔮 😆
@stoke777 10 ай бұрын
He also seems to have more hair now than he had then.
@man-observing-world Жыл бұрын
One of my favorites, he makes comedy fun, not just funny.
@nicolevahai5982 Жыл бұрын
Good way of describing him... his lighthearted, riiculous, and silly.
@Samuel-ku1qb Жыл бұрын
I think he’s become my favourite purely cause even though I won’t always laugh out loud all the time I enjoy listening to his stories to the point where I know like 3 of his specials by heart😂
@jarrodbear3032 10 ай бұрын
@@Samuel-ku1qbq L
@toastedjoe1013 Жыл бұрын
When my doctor tells me to lose weight, I just tell him I have a layer of blubber to keep me warm in the ocean.
@Emily-pi8xe Жыл бұрын
I remember staying up way past my bedtime to watch Comedy Central Presents and this one was a favorite ❤
@yasseford Жыл бұрын
I forgot all about these but that corny jazz and those graphics brought me back to my childhood.
@joecardigan Жыл бұрын
I remember using the "Lifetime Television for Women" joke and cracking up all my 5th grade classmates lol
@oscarzarraga8107 Жыл бұрын
Do you know what year was this from?
@larrygrebler5054 Жыл бұрын
@@oscarzarraga8107 The credits say 2000.
@brittany9233 Жыл бұрын
Sneaking into the family room after everyone went to bed just to binge standup comedy, and I remember this one so fondly.
@jackiechun5817 Жыл бұрын
2 decades have passed😳...good times man🥲
@GTOGregory Жыл бұрын
He's so uniquely funny! 😂
@runoz2839 Жыл бұрын
When he whispers is what gets me... Lol 😆😂😆😂😆😂
@phyllisnunn2061 4 ай бұрын
Yes!!
@runoz2839 4 ай бұрын
Ty!!! 🙌👋🤗🙏
@DouglasNicholson-ff6ep 3 ай бұрын
His alter ego!
@runoz2839 3 ай бұрын
@@DouglasNicholson-ff6ep LOVE IT 🤣... Jim is just hilarious....
@janestarr4403 Жыл бұрын
I used my vacation time to get a neccerary operation. When the hospitality cart came around, I bought a post card with the picture of the hospital. I wrote, "Having a great time. Wish you were here. The veil is great, but the food is lousy." and sent it to where I worked. It was on the bulletin board when I returned.
@bobgoldie8886 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant, clean humor all the way through. Jim Gaffigan is a treasure!
@gfdrthjigvtyhnhyg 10 ай бұрын
No comedian on the planet could get a laugh from the line "This city has big buildings I like food bye" like this man.
@angeltosome Жыл бұрын
Been a fan ever since I saw this special 20 years ago. That’ll grab you by the horn.
@michellec6119 8 ай бұрын
What horn? Lol
@JohnSmith-qn3ob 5 ай бұрын
Jim Gaffigan use to look like Ed Begley Jr. Now he looks like Philip Seymour Hoffman.
@janepetruska4909 Жыл бұрын
Gaffigan before the kids -- priceless! 😂
@DonTheMoron716 Жыл бұрын
He's too funny 🤣! Everyone can relate to his comedy.
@Zipperneck. Жыл бұрын
I didn’t laugh once.
@DonTheMoron716 Жыл бұрын
@@Zipperneck. Okay. Sorry? Ha ha! Not sorry.
@mellowwbeats7918 Жыл бұрын
@@Zipperneck. brother nobody asked you to admit you don’t have a sense of humor 🤣
@kathleenboyd3001 Жыл бұрын
@@mellowwbeats7918 lol
@Bone89 Жыл бұрын
@@mellowwbeats7918 that’s ur brother? Don’t take this wrong, but did ur mother enjoy hallucinogens? Zipper neck and Mellow Beats. Both great names but very unique. She had to be trippin balls to come up with Zipperneck.
@jacobgoldenofficial4321 Жыл бұрын
"Smoke pot and become a lawyer 😂
@chorradynoth5902 7 ай бұрын
185, i love it smoke pot become a lawyers,Lol🤞✌✌
@normanjohnson5921 Жыл бұрын
I swear I met him when he was still a commercial writer in Chicago back in the early 2000's. Even though he did this special he wasn't famous yet.
@felixxtcat Жыл бұрын
This has inspired me to earn more money and buy more hair. Thanks Jim!
@elflingskittensaunders6934 Жыл бұрын
I'm addicted to mayonnaise 🥺
@sniperslim Жыл бұрын
oh man that soundtrack is so nostalgic! haven’t heard it in years!
@JaxStar5 Жыл бұрын
He grew some hair! 🤪 One of the best intelligent comedians ever! & Clean
@croatiansensation6062 Жыл бұрын
Great comedy delivered with such poise and tact that he makes it seems effortless. Cannot believe this was 23 years ago too! My how time flies.....non-linearly :O)
@jeffreyrothenberg346 Жыл бұрын
23 yrs ago.......sounds like today.....great
@virginiaserr2047 Жыл бұрын
He the 🐐 of comedy. Always funny. Has the talent to make anything hilarious, god love him. Doesn't have to swear so all the family can go see him. Thank you Jim 💕
@ashdstee Жыл бұрын
U know ur good when people are clapping after EVERY joke, geez lol
@doctordreyer Жыл бұрын
This was filmed before the hot pocket was even invented.
@GalactusOG Жыл бұрын
"something smells like smoke in here!" LOL i hate that person. 😎💨
@jamesconnolly1201 Жыл бұрын
Jim also became a good funny actor on shows and movies. 😁😁😁😁
@MasonSanchez. Жыл бұрын
My favorite joke ever from him is the one about the manatee!! Such a classic!!😂😂😂😂😂❤
@RememberTheLord Жыл бұрын
He’s the best comedian ever, I can honestly never get enough!!!
@jdsartre9520 Жыл бұрын
can you get enough dishonestly?
@theohuioiesin6519 Жыл бұрын
Really? 😂
@ponohawelu4608 Жыл бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one that feels that way!
@chuckgriffith4539 Жыл бұрын
Hot Pockets! Yeah Jim's got a great outlook and delivery that to me rivals the greats like Seinfeld..Carlin..Chappell. ..Murphy..Pryor..Burns..Burle..Marx..Willians..etc..
@weedermann Жыл бұрын
He's skilled...but HARDLY the "best comedian ever".
@CoreniaBug Жыл бұрын
This guy has me rolling lol 🤣
@BrianFedirko Жыл бұрын
Wow, Lol! I can't believe how funny he was and still is.... I burst out laughing a number of times which seems rare to my in my older years. Jim is just a delight, and I hope we have him around for years to come. 😀👍🐰☮
@guycarrwuzright7189 Жыл бұрын
Jim’s the man!
@brightfamebobby Жыл бұрын
Oh shoot full special KZfaq ???? Jim back ? I'm here for it
@tommunyon2874 Жыл бұрын
I did find it startling when I returned to the Continental U.S. from Guam and I saw all the bottled water on the beverage aisle in the supermarket. All these decades later the trend still continues.
@mikelarson878 Жыл бұрын
This special was a formative experience for me. So glad it's on here.
@RayRayJr. Жыл бұрын
Great memories! He's still killing it to this day too.
@paulhopkins4977 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for all the laughs ❤😂
@emiliadavis8247 Жыл бұрын
So funny about the bottled water and Mexican food!
@judyfelder4916 Жыл бұрын
He really nails it!
@reggiethecommenter9137 Жыл бұрын
1:56 It’s weird to hear single Jim Gaffigan. So much of his act since this special is about his wife and kids.
@Take-the-Ticket Жыл бұрын
Agreed Mr. Commenter. Do you think it was love at first sight? I like to think it was.
@reggiethecommenter9137 Жыл бұрын
@@Take-the-TicketFor him, definitely. For her……
@cindearbuckle6074 Жыл бұрын
Need my Jim laugh tonite 😊
@dimestorephilosopher3308 Жыл бұрын
Man this was a long time ago. 2000? That wasn't that long ago. Oh crap. 2000 was a long time ago.
@taramiller3236 Жыл бұрын
Back when everyone was afraid of computers crashing everywhere 🤓
@therollband1290 Жыл бұрын
This guy is the greatest 😂
@Cat-mz9fm 10 ай бұрын
"It just so happen you live in the ocean cuz you aint got no job."😂😂😂 This was the first time i ever saw Jim Gaffigan. Been a fan ever since.
@ModestDogDGK Жыл бұрын
"You live in the ocean cuzyou aint got no job!"
@Drewski217 Жыл бұрын
it's weird to see him this thin! But this is such a classic special - '6 kids, catholic' gets me everytime lol
@Tracey..H Жыл бұрын
He’s so dang funny. That delivery…😅
@justpapi Жыл бұрын
Still one of my fav comedy specials
@ericfuller6922 Жыл бұрын
26
@claudym4640 Жыл бұрын
I love to see a man who doesn’t drink! I’m a woman who doesn’t drink and I can totally relate to ppl’s reactions when you say “I don’t drink”. They look at you like you’re a weirdo 😂
@Jacam781 Ай бұрын
I know what you mean - I actually love to see someone who doesn't use mayo
@zoeh1964 Жыл бұрын
No comedian can beat his rate of laughs per minute
@TVSTGProductions Жыл бұрын
Dangerfield
@coltonknowles1314 9 ай бұрын
Mitch Hedberg is up there for sure
@hicks727 Жыл бұрын
"if we give the alien a cold" best line
@Initwithlove Жыл бұрын
Such a great set! Thanks Jim. We all listen to you over and over and over because you are so funny.❤
@QuantumMind88 9 ай бұрын
Very true
@IBrakeforUFOs 5 ай бұрын
I remember seeing this when I was 12. Never had cable and was at a hotel. Never forgot the “heat” joke. Forgettable joke, but I ended up being a huge fan decades later. I’d typically forget that joke and ever seeing it, but I think my destiny was to love Jim Gaffigan haha.
@johnnations5932 3 ай бұрын
It's cool, that the "heat joke" turned you into.. a fan! 🤓🤣
@kurtzierleingarcia9259 Жыл бұрын
Wow! A classic!
@davidgori4500 Жыл бұрын
"Are you addicted to mayonnaise"?
@emb5091 Жыл бұрын
Wow, Jim is so skinny in the thumbnail that I didn't recognize him!
@user-co8fd8tb6n 3 ай бұрын
I can listen to him any time, just great So talented and funny
@the_track_enthusiast Жыл бұрын
Legendary
@richardkane9714 Жыл бұрын
Best comedian ever
@johndeev Жыл бұрын
Funny how the hair on the top middle came back after all these years. 😂
@lai6551 7 ай бұрын
It’s the beard comb over
@Julie-ik8xe Жыл бұрын
The world before 911 and cell phones. The best times gone forever.
@davetod9169 7 ай бұрын
That's what they use to say when they replaced the horse and buggy with cars and airplanes.u loser.
@craige.4665 Жыл бұрын
Jim Laugh again 🤌🏼
@kathoward1049 Жыл бұрын
The most talented comedian still alive!
@hockey321smash Жыл бұрын
Nope Jim Breuer is the best family oriented comedian; by a long shot!!!
@amyfriedlander7850 Жыл бұрын
What can I say? He's really, really good.
@kevinmoore9655 Жыл бұрын
One of the few shows where I am laughing embarrassedly out loud, most of the way through it.
@anth3pratt964 Жыл бұрын
This dude funny as hell. I need more
@sabinkenobi Жыл бұрын
The Comedy Central Presents of this era were pure gold. Please do Adam Ferrara next!
@Samuel-ku1qb Жыл бұрын
Man looks like he grew up at an elderly home, and today he looks like he visits his grandma every other month.
@OspreyVision Жыл бұрын
It's impressive he's so funny without being crude or using profanity.....
@NoloPrime Жыл бұрын
What's crazy is that not 1 female comedian is funny without being crude.
@CoreniaBug Жыл бұрын
He's pretty amazing, and funny 😂
@callielee733 Жыл бұрын
@@NoloPrime lol
@DrewHop325 Жыл бұрын
You might be a red neck if.
@runzoni 7 ай бұрын
Jim Gaffigan is 92% sexier after his marriage to Jeannie.💚💚💚
@Samuel-ku1qb Жыл бұрын
I think why I gravitate to Jim is purely because he has a baseline for his comedy which is “fat” but he’s so varied in the rest of his acts that I never feel like I’m listening to the same thing twice and that alone is incredibly skilled to curate!
@asdw3d Жыл бұрын
Best comic ever!! 😂
@kingsman7109 Жыл бұрын
I love you Jim
@audreycotten1638 Жыл бұрын
Maybe he’ll do another 20 minutes on horses…😝😂
@johnmills247 4 ай бұрын
I remember seeing this with my mom years ago on a Friday night and I've been a huge fan ever since.
@88happiness Жыл бұрын
In Japanese, dolphin 🐬 is written as sea pig and an alternative way of saying (not writing) canned tuna is sea chicken.
@nomad3A Жыл бұрын
This has me laughing my ass off! 🤣
@jamesconnolly1201 Жыл бұрын
This was so FUNNY ,This made me a fan. Only a small percentage bought water and it exploded. And everyone drank bottled water. Celebrities, Musicians. And the PHONES WERE NEW.🗾🗾🗾🗾🗾🗾🗾 Japan 😀😀😀😀.I used to Love these ....'97 '98, '99 '2000
@FesterWerks Жыл бұрын
I saw him on Dr. Katz with the manatee bit, then this special. I was hooked.
@GS-uy4xo Жыл бұрын
Hey- We can still enjoy humor without offending everyone - bring some more of this back!
@richneu2327 8 ай бұрын
I know what you mean
@joewhitfield5561 7 ай бұрын
You mean not getting offended at everything
@ferrm1992 Жыл бұрын
Jim Gaffigan is one of the only comedians that doesn’t rely on bad words and also while he cartoonishly exaggerates (no matter how dumb he may sound) can be profound and make the audience resonate lmao he’s a deadpan genius
@masterroshi1701 5 ай бұрын
I think this guy could be famous one day
@sandratalbert9578 Жыл бұрын
Oh how fun. First time seeing your early routines. Great!!! Love ya!!!
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