Mark Normand - Pursued by an Armed Maniac - This Is Not Happening

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Comedy Central Stand-Up

Comedy Central Stand-Up

5 жыл бұрын

Mark Normand and his friends incur the wrath of a muscular, knife-wielding psychopath after breaking off his car’s side-view mirror. (Contains strong language.)
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@standup
@standup 5 жыл бұрын
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@jibba1681
@jibba1681 4 жыл бұрын
Comedy Central Stand-Up why is the view count not going up for good comics? But PC vagina videos are going up and up
@chinmaykamalapurkar16
@chinmaykamalapurkar16 4 жыл бұрын
Ur Damm good mark 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ezzymo1
@ezzymo1 4 жыл бұрын
0p
@billhasadeathwish2470
@billhasadeathwish2470 4 жыл бұрын
Bring back Ari you smucks.
@chrischipperson3063
@chrischipperson3063 4 жыл бұрын
Please bring back the video content for The Bonfire show. It's the best thing on SiriusXM and the video content makes it that much better. #CrackleCrackle
@AverageJogi
@AverageJogi 4 жыл бұрын
“He’s since dead of a heroin overdose” *Joey Diaz only one laughing in crowd*
@smoovegutierrez541
@smoovegutierrez541 4 жыл бұрын
Eternal Ape T R E M E N D O U S
@salvadordeleon273
@salvadordeleon273 4 жыл бұрын
The fact that he himself is a former heroin addict makes it even funnier
@matosviniciusr
@matosviniciusr 4 жыл бұрын
@@salvadordeleon273 not heroin, cocaine.
@salvadordeleon273
@salvadordeleon273 4 жыл бұрын
Vinícius Matos he has said on this that he also used to do heroin
@user-du4pk9bu9g
@user-du4pk9bu9g 4 жыл бұрын
Have you ever heard joey diaz laugh?? It soundslike air pumping into a failing vacuum trying to start up
@OtKH00
@OtKH00 5 жыл бұрын
"Holy shit, God missed, but I'll take it" Best punchline.
@BriceTooNice
@BriceTooNice 5 жыл бұрын
i dont really understand it some religious shit or what?
@SandrockCustom
@SandrockCustom 5 жыл бұрын
@@BriceTooNice Watch the video
@BigRockyD
@BigRockyD 5 жыл бұрын
You Cant Skate he asked god to kill the bad guy but someone else died
@BriceTooNice
@BriceTooNice 5 жыл бұрын
Rock Diesel ohh i see thanks
@wojomojo
@wojomojo 5 жыл бұрын
Not funny at all.
@FascistPastry
@FascistPastry 5 жыл бұрын
Damn knife wielding Mongolian-Vietnamese-Korean-Chinese of New Orleans!
@dannyrutz3792
@dannyrutz3792 5 жыл бұрын
So funnyyy
@alexrocha4328
@alexrocha4328 5 жыл бұрын
Too funny ! You got comedy
@MiguelHernandez-nx8pw
@MiguelHernandez-nx8pw 5 жыл бұрын
He was like the art teacher 41-51-61-71-80 years old at the same time.
@aspyr5681
@aspyr5681 5 жыл бұрын
Must've been Asian or somethin'
@comedianfunnyguy1232
@comedianfunnyguy1232 3 жыл бұрын
Yea some Asia based Asian Chinese Korean Mongolian man
@jamietodd2560
@jamietodd2560 5 жыл бұрын
They cut him off before he could say "I'm Kevin Hart."
@mgkimball
@mgkimball 5 жыл бұрын
Jamie Todd huhhh?
@yoitsdaman
@yoitsdaman 5 жыл бұрын
mgkimball it seems like every time he’s on TV he ends his set with “Thanks! I’m Kevin Hart!” And it’s funny cuz, ya know, clearly not Kevin Hart
@dragon-id5uj
@dragon-id5uj 5 жыл бұрын
That's like how Kimmel kept dragging Pitt into everything. Lowkey sus thooo....
@aabbb5029
@aabbb5029 5 жыл бұрын
@@dragon-id5uj you don't know Pitt from Damon?
@jesseearles9228
@jesseearles9228 5 жыл бұрын
@Jamie Todd dude for real wtf, they intentionally cut it you can tell!
@CanItAlready
@CanItAlready 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm a virgin! I got a hymen!" 😂
@vtithin27
@vtithin27 7 ай бұрын
Bars
@theogkarenhunter
@theogkarenhunter 4 жыл бұрын
“Just full of natty ice and fear” that one hit different
@sarahoshea9603
@sarahoshea9603 3 жыл бұрын
Bcuz it's relatable for you or bcuz it isn't?
@midiouri6234
@midiouri6234 3 жыл бұрын
@@sarahoshea9603 yes
@little.wing.
@little.wing. 5 жыл бұрын
Crazy the possible butterfly effect. Maybe if they didn't smash that wing-mirror then the Mongolian-Vietnamese-Korean-Chinese dude might not have been so angry and that dude in the bar could still be alive today...
@pierrelemagnifique205
@pierrelemagnifique205 4 жыл бұрын
Little Wing it‘s good that this happened. This dude could have killed a whole family if he can‘t control his anger like this. Justice has been served rightly. It‘s sad for the one dead guy but it could have been way worse.
@colemorgan1057
@colemorgan1057 4 жыл бұрын
@@pierrelemagnifique205 nonsense
@pierrelemagnifique205
@pierrelemagnifique205 4 жыл бұрын
Cole Morgan how come?
@colemorgan1057
@colemorgan1057 4 жыл бұрын
@@pierrelemagnifique205 I don't know why there is no god. that is like asking why is there anything. we as humans don't know. organisms don't last long enough to fully understand our existence. i just know that other creatures aren't praying to god and that there is no proof of a god. in the end we just don't know what we are doing here and i am okay with not knowing, while people who believe in god need something to believe in because when it comes down to it nothing matters because our existence is a blip in time. i would compare our existence in time to one second of a 100 year olds life. irrelevant.
@pierrelemagnifique205
@pierrelemagnifique205 4 жыл бұрын
Cole Morgan Okay that‘s dope, but come again what exactly makes you think my comment is nonsense :o
@EnjoyerofYoutube
@EnjoyerofYoutube 5 жыл бұрын
Perfect story. I get the feeling Mark's told this one a thousand times. There's absolutely no fat on it.
@ericag5346
@ericag5346 5 жыл бұрын
I mean a story like that, if you lived it you'd tell it a hundred times too!
@shillstradameus4164
@shillstradameus4164 3 жыл бұрын
Guy ain’t got no fat anywhere in any of his bits
@jhtsurvival
@jhtsurvival 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly I thought he looked nervous and uncomfortable like he hadn't told it.
@jhtsurvival
@jhtsurvival 2 жыл бұрын
@@ericag5346 it doesn't seem that crazy. He just tells it funny. If you're a punk kid looking for trouble he's lucky that's the only shut he got into
@apollo1573
@apollo1573 Жыл бұрын
@@jhtsurvival first of all that’s definitely a crazy story, and second, this is definitely jot the only bad thing Mark was involved in lmao
@khalidbrown743
@khalidbrown743 5 жыл бұрын
"He's since dead of a Heroine overdose" One guy in the Audience:
@TCt83067695
@TCt83067695 5 жыл бұрын
2:18
@soopetube
@soopetube 5 жыл бұрын
@@TCt83067695 thanks!
@soopetube
@soopetube 5 жыл бұрын
@James D Listen to it once again, there's a guy chuckling at this very macabre line.
@kuroru69
@kuroru69 5 жыл бұрын
@James D having problems with innuendos huh, i guess there is only two kind of people: one that can't get information from incomplete sources.
@WillMcFarland
@WillMcFarland 5 жыл бұрын
@@kuroru69 there are also people that know how to finish a joke, and those that can set one up but can't hit the punchline
@thevoid8948
@thevoid8948 4 жыл бұрын
I think Mark Normand smashed my step-father's car window lmao
@justincoleman3805
@justincoleman3805 3 жыл бұрын
I think he smashed my stepfather. Because he’s gay.
@rileymurphy559
@rileymurphy559 3 жыл бұрын
Is your step father a Mongolian-vietnamese-korean- Chinese guy who went to prison for killing someone in a bar fight?
@bubbletiplister4897
@bubbletiplister4897 2 жыл бұрын
@@rileymurphy559 x all of the above.
@Andrew-rz9hc
@Andrew-rz9hc 2 жыл бұрын
Are u frfr
@AbdulGetTheRocks
@AbdulGetTheRocks 2 жыл бұрын
The story's about a side view mirror not a window
@RantTherapist
@RantTherapist 5 жыл бұрын
"We had nothing going on. We just broke car mirrors." Should've sold mirrors in the morning, door to door. LOL
@ticket2space621
@ticket2space621 4 жыл бұрын
Supply and demand 😉
@TheSunshineGroup
@TheSunshineGroup 5 жыл бұрын
Starts at 1:05
@roboto9008
@roboto9008 5 жыл бұрын
The Sunshine Group thanks
@DJRhymes989
@DJRhymes989 5 жыл бұрын
Sad we have to skip the intros since ari left! Thanks
@JulianMartinez-if5dt
@JulianMartinez-if5dt 5 жыл бұрын
The beginning is the best part tho
@gina1280
@gina1280 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@_JayRamsey_
@_JayRamsey_ 4 жыл бұрын
CC should pin this comment. The intros should really be cut for YT.
@HMPRODIGY
@HMPRODIGY 4 жыл бұрын
Audience: Hahaha That one guy: AHHAHAHAAA!
@dior_3710
@dior_3710 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve just gotten into Normand, but from his stand ups I’ve seen so far he always has this really funny strategy of changing up key parts of the story. Like how each time he changed the mans race, and with his one about “Mrs. Frizz” he changed her age each time to an older age. Great strategy.
@carlossixtos
@carlossixtos 2 жыл бұрын
It’s genius haha
@EmpyreanLightASMR
@EmpyreanLightASMR 2 жыл бұрын
I think that's a comedy schtick, though. Conan used to do it all the time in the 90s-2000s. Not saying it's not funny, because it is lol, but I wouldn't say it's genius of him to do it haha
@johnnypimpinz5202
@johnnypimpinz5202 Жыл бұрын
Kat Williams also does this perfectly at one of his stand ups
@DaftJok3r
@DaftJok3r 5 жыл бұрын
It only took 10 minutes for me to completely fall in love with this man and his comedy. This was amazing
@joshgibson9732
@joshgibson9732 5 жыл бұрын
I love Mark. Check out his stand-up! It's fantastic!!
@Markenglish928
@Markenglish928 4 жыл бұрын
I honestly believe Mr Normand will go down as one of the best comics of our time and so he god dam should. I think it’s a credit to the guy he appreciates a good joke even pushing what’s “politically correct” because he means no offence and does it all with no intention other than dropping a good joke. Great talent and good luck to the guy
@ThomasSBird
@ThomasSBird 5 жыл бұрын
I love Mark Normand. I can’t believe he isn’t a household name yet.
@konnerdent4835
@konnerdent4835 4 жыл бұрын
TM B Who hasn’t heard or Kevin Hart?
@andrewkeshan8649
@andrewkeshan8649 4 жыл бұрын
He is now
@nodirbekable
@nodirbekable 4 жыл бұрын
It's incredible how he has gone under radar for so long
@justincoleman3805
@justincoleman3805 3 жыл бұрын
Those are your go-to’s? Katt and Rogan? You’re a joke.
@jessyszabo148
@jessyszabo148 3 жыл бұрын
I like him to but I totally believe that he's not a household name. Seems 100% in the realm of possibility.
@RantTherapist
@RantTherapist 5 жыл бұрын
"We're sorry. We love Jesus!" Hahahahaha, oh man, that line got me good!
@noelsturrup3817
@noelsturrup3817 5 жыл бұрын
That ending was everything! Haha
@dudewut4385
@dudewut4385 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@gh0stm0nst3r6
@gh0stm0nst3r6 5 жыл бұрын
everything but kevin hart. those bastards!
@seanbean4682
@seanbean4682 5 жыл бұрын
Mark Normand is a pure comedian.
@xenos_n.
@xenos_n. 5 жыл бұрын
Now that's how you tell a story on this show; payoff climax wrapped up with a punchline.
@soth1sol
@soth1sol 5 жыл бұрын
yeah but you're supposed to use tissue paper
@scott3594
@scott3594 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm Kevin Hart"
@Frank-xx5cd
@Frank-xx5cd 5 жыл бұрын
I'm Mongolian/Vietnamese/Korean/Chinese and i find this funny
@SandrockCustom
@SandrockCustom 5 жыл бұрын
@YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX Why you trying to see this man meat though? SUS!
@juandiego9164
@juandiego9164 5 жыл бұрын
Your ancestors where traveling huh made it all the way across the silk road lol
@orderinprogress3954
@orderinprogress3954 4 жыл бұрын
@Isaiah that's not a joke. It's just you thinking about dicks.
@comedianfunnyguy1232
@comedianfunnyguy1232 3 жыл бұрын
Same haha
@leiladekwatro3147
@leiladekwatro3147 3 жыл бұрын
Your surname suggests Filipino tho
@PlasticGhoul
@PlasticGhoul 5 жыл бұрын
When he described himself as a 15 year old I felt that lmao
@AlisterTate
@AlisterTate 4 жыл бұрын
pretty cool to see this. It's a totally different style of stand-up than his normal material, but I think he handled it just as well.
@maxa3221
@maxa3221 2 жыл бұрын
He honestly needs to nuance it up more like this. More stories. Too many one liners back to back with no spacing. Saw him live 2 nights in a row. The joke RPM is incredible but it's exhausting for the audience. The guy is amazing, but just saying.
@mpfmax0
@mpfmax0 2 жыл бұрын
@@maxa3221 yeah I enjoyed this more... but I generally like story based comedians.
@El-Burrito
@El-Burrito 2 жыл бұрын
@@maxa3221 I would say check out Tim Vine. The joke a minute style is definitely something comedians can pull off.
@yawner1154
@yawner1154 Жыл бұрын
@@maxa3221 He’s brilliant at what he does, it wouldn’t be improved by doing less jokes
@seethesky28
@seethesky28 11 ай бұрын
It was probably true that's why. I hope not though.
@ScreaminSavior
@ScreaminSavior 5 жыл бұрын
"God missed, but I'll take it." hahahah
@kirtically5497
@kirtically5497 5 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: The guy was from Sri Lanka.
@allthings1150
@allthings1150 5 жыл бұрын
kirti cally you mean plot twist
@angelicamuncyharriscoleman7064
@angelicamuncyharriscoleman7064 5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@kirtically5497
@kirtically5497 5 жыл бұрын
@@allthings1150 thanks for pointing that out.
@SSantmyre94
@SSantmyre94 5 жыл бұрын
He's clearly Laotion
@GinaJonesStillettoQueen
@GinaJonesStillettoQueen 5 жыл бұрын
No he was from Bali
@LycanLink
@LycanLink 5 жыл бұрын
Mark Normand is easily my favorite up-and-coming comedian. I sincerely hope he makes it big soon.
@stephenb2276
@stephenb2276 5 жыл бұрын
He's pretty big. This also wasn't his first time on the show.
@LycanLink
@LycanLink 5 жыл бұрын
I've only ever seen him on Conan over and over. I didn't know he was that big, but I'm glad to hear that. :)
@julianbluefeather8491
@julianbluefeather8491 2 жыл бұрын
I am shocked by his lifestyle as a teen. Mark seemed so innocent. He talks like a square lol
@word9786
@word9786 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe just maybe theyre just jokes
@Lyonessi
@Lyonessi Жыл бұрын
no such thing as a innocent teen
@peytonalexander5300
@peytonalexander5300 Жыл бұрын
Mark’s had one weird ass life. He grew up in the biggest house in one of New Orleans poorest neighborhoods, so he grew up thinking getting robbed was normal. He would just wake up at 8 years old, hear someone walking around in the living room and think “well, we’re getting robbed again” then go back to sleep. His parents were always busy with work to be able to afford their house, so he was taught most of his life skills by their housekeeper, who was a huge, buff, black crossdresser named Enus. Nothing about his upbringing was what most people would consider “normal” lol
@julianbluefeather8491
@julianbluefeather8491 Жыл бұрын
@@peytonalexander5300 yes I wish it was turned into a show
@264aub
@264aub Жыл бұрын
This was the clip that introduced me to him, saw him last night at a sold out show in New Haven, he killed it!
@andrewjohnson588
@andrewjohnson588 5 жыл бұрын
Mark' normal stand-up delivery is so specific and "joke"-y, I didn't expect him to be this funny as a storyteller.
@hanhle1284
@hanhle1284 5 жыл бұрын
"Must have been Mongolian............Must have been Vietnamese." lol i love it.
@KentFPV
@KentFPV 5 жыл бұрын
Said about 4 other races as well that I couldn't stop myself from laughing at. I like this guy's light humor and jokes
@SSantmyre94
@SSantmyre94 5 жыл бұрын
@@KentFPV *Nationalities
@chrspii
@chrspii 5 жыл бұрын
I was in tears everytime he changed it lmaoo
@summer_glazed2818
@summer_glazed2818 5 жыл бұрын
Was waiting to hear, “Thank you! I’m Kevin Hart!” 😭
@sirjigsalot
@sirjigsalot 5 жыл бұрын
Am I missing something? Why is everyone saying that?
@melvina628
@melvina628 5 жыл бұрын
He needs to cut Kevin a check.
@jeffrywharton7626
@jeffrywharton7626 5 жыл бұрын
I love Summer_Glazed
@ChristopherKaiJensen
@ChristopherKaiJensen 4 жыл бұрын
melvina628 for saying his name as a bit? You realize this guys making a living doing this and probably a comfortable one especially as of the last year or 2, but he makes probably 5% of what Kevin Hart makes. Kevin wouldn’t wanna steal from a working comic for using his name as a bit lmfao
@drnol461
@drnol461 5 жыл бұрын
5:43 had to pause. Screamed for a good ninety seconds. Awesome story, awesome delivery. I love Kevin Hart! Need more of him
@franfranfrancis
@franfranfrancis 5 жыл бұрын
I think this actually might be the best one yet. The whole point is like a crazy story with a twist ending and he nailed it!!! Great job Mark Normand !!!
@CodPast
@CodPast 4 жыл бұрын
umm... That was Kevin Hart
@soulwaves20000
@soulwaves20000 3 жыл бұрын
He’s the only comic to pull it off, l found all the other episodes terrible.
@yvesnux7264
@yvesnux7264 2 жыл бұрын
The best one is the guy that goes to Mexico
@moeskeetz5473
@moeskeetz5473 3 жыл бұрын
Mark Normand is like a younger crazier version of Norm MacDonald 🤣
@Arrona222
@Arrona222 Жыл бұрын
Duuuuuude I think the same !!
@journeywithcerney-stockvid3563
@journeywithcerney-stockvid3563 Жыл бұрын
I thought that last night
@614slim
@614slim 5 жыл бұрын
One of the best stories I've ever heard
@nospam3327
@nospam3327 4 жыл бұрын
"I put myself in contempt!" I love that line. ;)
@cameronthrashbonergreatcri8848
@cameronthrashbonergreatcri8848 5 жыл бұрын
I remember him telling this story on Legion of Skanks a few years ago and I wasn't able to find that episode after a while, I'm so happy its on This is not Happening
@ChicaGorilla312
@ChicaGorilla312 5 жыл бұрын
Asian... Must've been Mongolian Asian... Must've been Vietnamese Asian... Must've been..... Uhhh... Korean Asian guy chased us must've been Chinese
@davidgardison1072
@davidgardison1072 5 жыл бұрын
*Asian
@ChicaGorilla312
@ChicaGorilla312 5 жыл бұрын
David Gardison oh shit thanks. Gonna edit now
@N-e-o1
@N-e-o1 5 жыл бұрын
@@joshgibson9732 how about an original comment instead of quoting the video we all saw...most likely fishing for likes.
@CarbonTalon
@CarbonTalon 5 жыл бұрын
​@@N-e-o1 I'm so fucking glad someone else feels the same way I do. What's even worse is when the 'Fan Base' of something like a pod cast, or really funny and original personality on a KZfaq channel has their entire character, mannerisms and sayings completely ripped off. Turning the comments section into a group of mindless parrots that only comment either what they have just watched or random phrases and references from past videos ..Shit gets really bad with the followers of channels like AVE and Rudy with Alpha Investments...Unfortunately the list of what is pretty much Fan Cults just keeps growing! Showing a Complete lack of originality...Like FFS! comment about whatever you have to say or liked about a video if they want, but that doesn't mean quote large portions of it or completely rip off a persons personality and start acting like them.. It must be really creepy and annoying for the people who it happens to, or so I would imagine. It's just sad to watch.
@thelolmaster1997
@thelolmaster1997 5 жыл бұрын
I wish he started with Chinese and went more obscure.. coulda gone Taiwanese, Indonesian... Lebanese
@parijatkapoor9502
@parijatkapoor9502 5 жыл бұрын
Damn , Kevin Hart always cracks me up!
@jeyzeus
@jeyzeus 4 жыл бұрын
@meatball sub w pepperonis Mark almost always finish his set with something like "I'm Kevin Hart, good night". It's ongoing joke.
@JG-zu5wc
@JG-zu5wc 4 жыл бұрын
What a ride this was .. probably the best “this is not happening” bit I saw .. must have been Filipino.. 🤣
@ilovelamp-ku7dw
@ilovelamp-ku7dw 5 жыл бұрын
Mark should do more material like this it's great
@General.Apeshit
@General.Apeshit 5 жыл бұрын
This is very different from his usual stuff. I like it! Wish he would do more stories like this in his act.
@drunknhamster4708
@drunknhamster4708 4 жыл бұрын
4:56 Lmao I live in mandeville... so I guess you could say that mandeville joke really hits home
@Docoloco123
@Docoloco123 5 жыл бұрын
I love that I can hear Pete Holmes specifically in this audience lmao
@enricomiceli8704
@enricomiceli8704 5 жыл бұрын
Aahahahahahah
@grungical
@grungical 4 жыл бұрын
Any time stamps?
@AslanW
@AslanW 4 жыл бұрын
Masterful. I wish he'd do more of this type of standup rather than the one liners. I like the one liners too but damn, he's great at stories.
@tylerjacobson8012
@tylerjacobson8012 Жыл бұрын
This is a great story joke. Normand needs to do more of these.
@esoteric_Derek
@esoteric_Derek 5 жыл бұрын
My word! This guy knows how to tell a fuggin' story now! Can he be hired to deliver bad news, anybody??
@StrangeTripNH
@StrangeTripNH 5 жыл бұрын
I feel like having Roy wood jr host this is like if Chum Lee from pawn stars hosted jeopardy
@cp_digital
@cp_digital 5 жыл бұрын
I'm a Tuesday with stories listener, so i know this story already. Still a classic nonetheless. I thoroughly enjoyed watching Kevin Hart on that strip stage.
@thatblindmike
@thatblindmike 5 жыл бұрын
You’ve got the cobblestone
@trumpsmicropenis12
@trumpsmicropenis12 5 жыл бұрын
am i having a stroke?
@yabbadabbadoo1
@yabbadabbadoo1 3 жыл бұрын
Can you explain the Kevin Hart inside joke? I’m new to Mark Normand
@PrinceIsot
@PrinceIsot 2 жыл бұрын
@@yabbadabbadoo1 He ended this with saying "thanks I'm Kevin Hart" 🤣
@corybarrier
@corybarrier 5 жыл бұрын
Hope this guy continues to get more publicity. He should be way bigger than he is now.
@Killer985100
@Killer985100 5 жыл бұрын
Now that was a great one.
@loydbateman902
@loydbateman902 5 жыл бұрын
Best show on comedy Central aside from South park
@paleamigo8575
@paleamigo8575 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious! Awesome story and Great delivery!🤣
@PRWPhotography
@PRWPhotography 5 жыл бұрын
I loved the “he must’ve been Vietnamese” theme
@roysreceptive
@roysreceptive 5 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Mark considers the butterfly effect of him and his friends kicking that guy's mirror leading to the events of another man being killed?
@ArthurKnight1899
@ArthurKnight1899 5 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what happened
@RetroIsaac
@RetroIsaac 4 жыл бұрын
I mean, he could have gone to the bar either way. Life is random that way.
@matthutchinson4730
@matthutchinson4730 4 жыл бұрын
This is one of the better ones of this series, absolutely fucking hilarious 😂
@gasser5001
@gasser5001 4 жыл бұрын
That is by far the best punch line I have heard in a long time.
@jacobsellars7910
@jacobsellars7910 5 жыл бұрын
Giant buff asian man in boxers lmao
@Mr.slikko
@Mr.slikko 4 жыл бұрын
Definitely the funniest most underrated comedian ever, he is hilarious 😂😂😂😂
@knuccs
@knuccs 4 жыл бұрын
One dude in the audience was having a real good time
@Barrenthevampire
@Barrenthevampire 5 жыл бұрын
My jaw dropped when he said they were stuck in traffic
@GinaJonesStillettoQueen
@GinaJonesStillettoQueen 5 жыл бұрын
Their well deserved situation just kept getting worse 😆
@kellylyons1038
@kellylyons1038 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah i thought there was a toll booth on that bridge too, although maybe not back then.
@jerry1dc
@jerry1dc 5 жыл бұрын
I just found out about this guy and he's so funny! I can't get enough. Netflix please!
@glekaz8849
@glekaz8849 5 жыл бұрын
i’m sorry WE LOVE JESUS
@MaTTheWish
@MaTTheWish 5 жыл бұрын
Best episode on TINH ever. I watch a bunch of these eps where I don't laugh at all. Normand is funny as shit.
@artheaux666
@artheaux666 5 жыл бұрын
I see CC has learned nothing; stop putting the punchline in the beginning, and cut those cringy host scenes.
@chair362
@chair362 5 жыл бұрын
i think now they are doing it just to be dicks
@kuchiefsdabomb
@kuchiefsdabomb 5 жыл бұрын
I skipped like a solid minute at least. The intros are always trash and a waste of time. Also i dont want to hear any part of the joke out of order, it ruins it.
@dragon-id5uj
@dragon-id5uj 5 жыл бұрын
The host/intro is never related, never funny, and way too high budg... but understand they're OWNED by big media. It's called PROGRAMMING for a reason. I agree tho let the philosopher *ahem* i mean comedian speak
@artheaux666
@artheaux666 5 жыл бұрын
Tim O'Brien Irony.
@eansba88-
@eansba88- 5 жыл бұрын
@@dragon-id5uj I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks of comedians as modern philosophers.
@RantTherapist
@RantTherapist 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he definitely would've killed ya guys. It was a miracle the cops were so close. lol
@SandrockCustom
@SandrockCustom 5 жыл бұрын
That's what i'm saying! Don't fuck with random people lmao
@brandenbass983
@brandenbass983 5 жыл бұрын
You dont fuck with another mans car
@RantTherapist
@RantTherapist 5 жыл бұрын
@@SandrockCustom Yeah, you're playing Russian roulette or bingo and one random pick could end up a murderer. Luckily this murderer wasn't a methodical serial killer type.......or maybe he was lol
@RantTherapist
@RantTherapist 5 жыл бұрын
@@brandenbass983 Look, when you spent 5 or 10 years of working and saving for your dream car, and someone thinks they can just fuck with it, that can turn you homicidal in a second. lol
@milleniumfalcon9677
@milleniumfalcon9677 5 жыл бұрын
Anyone else thinks that Mark and his company stressed that asian guy so much that he stabbed first guy that annoyed him? I know, it's not an excuse, but his life may have been falling apart and they just gave a nudge...
@jollystniick
@jollystniick 5 жыл бұрын
Please have Mark on more, he's hilarious and I guarantee he has other stories
@tommynorthwood
@tommynorthwood Жыл бұрын
I'm under the belief Mark Norman's mother made a fake profile to leave this comment 😅
@Granero38
@Granero38 5 жыл бұрын
'It was a random Tuesday' - I see what you did there 😂😉
@chatterb0x
@chatterb0x 4 жыл бұрын
Best this is not happening I've ever seen
@dragon-id5uj
@dragon-id5uj 5 жыл бұрын
Guy is a spazoid but quick witted enough to keep with himself, love it! Hope to hear more of his stuff
@stephenb2276
@stephenb2276 5 жыл бұрын
There's a bunch out there. He's not a no name.
@barreldreamz7852
@barreldreamz7852 5 жыл бұрын
Dude what a story!!!! Good one and I loved his sense of stacking symbolic imagery one after the other for humor. Great style
@timmytucker6902
@timmytucker6902 5 жыл бұрын
has to be the loudest ever heard a crowd react. Normand is the best
@peachtree5841
@peachtree5841 3 ай бұрын
As someone who lived near Mandeville and went to school in Nola, this is an incredibly accurate story, never a damn dull moment and all of it is punctuated by jazz
@joem3686
@joem3686 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you Joe Rogan without you I would’ve never found Mark Normand. this guy is fucking hilarious!
@MikeP2055
@MikeP2055 2 жыл бұрын
I've watched this so many damn times and it kills me every time.
@johnspring9428
@johnspring9428 Жыл бұрын
Incredible comedian, one of my favorites
@atlucas1
@atlucas1 3 жыл бұрын
Damn... fought and fought with not waiting for the punchline... so glad I did. Mark is the most underrated comedian of our time!
@MetallicaRocksss
@MetallicaRocksss 4 жыл бұрын
Great story, phenomenal delivery
@masr8875
@masr8875 Жыл бұрын
he's an awesome storyteller, I actually like this better than his regular style
@oatymilkshake
@oatymilkshake Жыл бұрын
Agreeeeed
@Dontbustthecrust
@Dontbustthecrust 4 жыл бұрын
That was some good god damn comedy.
@Dontbustthecrust
@Dontbustthecrust 4 жыл бұрын
That guy is so good at comedy he should make a living doing comedy.
@SDCISHERE
@SDCISHERE 4 жыл бұрын
Killing the game 🦾🍑🥒
@AMAINE207
@AMAINE207 5 жыл бұрын
Man he's good at telling stories
@sgbtierney
@sgbtierney 5 жыл бұрын
Best episode ever
@demonshaz
@demonshaz 5 жыл бұрын
Crazy unique delivery. Nice
@nmarkert01
@nmarkert01 3 жыл бұрын
‘ASIAN! Must’ve been....’ 😂😂😂😂
@CashanovaXTREME
@CashanovaXTREME 5 жыл бұрын
“You know, pony tail waving, Asian.. must have been.. Mongolian..”
@MrGamerdrengen
@MrGamerdrengen 5 жыл бұрын
They usually say consistency is key. That's not the case for Mark Normand.
@kap79
@kap79 5 жыл бұрын
Good shit. Love this guy.
@charlesgerard5721
@charlesgerard5721 4 жыл бұрын
That last line and how he kept saying "Must have been ___ or something" was hilarious
@enzoeclipsed
@enzoeclipsed 4 жыл бұрын
4:21 how does he harmonize his own scream in real time?
@Kamibandit
@Kamibandit 5 жыл бұрын
Damn he’s good
@kartoffelschweinehund9007
@kartoffelschweinehund9007 3 жыл бұрын
I've never seen him this active and I like it.
@chaimabouneb5082
@chaimabouneb5082 Жыл бұрын
the guy laughing in the crowd i will never forgive you
@Jim-od7sb
@Jim-od7sb 5 жыл бұрын
we need way more of Mark he's soooo fucking talented!!!!!!!!!
@joshualane1716
@joshualane1716 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin Heart should do more stories like this.
@jakehix8132
@jakehix8132 4 жыл бұрын
There's not a single time that he doesn't end a sentence with his arm extending away from him as emphasis xD somehow noticed and was never able to unnotice.
@quinndeluna8032
@quinndeluna8032 4 жыл бұрын
I love Shia LaBeouf's new standup character.
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