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and a dope ass sound system

And he's 11

He lives on less than a nickel per year so it must be larceny

Patrick is gonna be one wait i am him

@Raoul Fleckman rectangle trousers dude

Every young person:"I HAVE 9 ROOMMATES!!! WE EACH PAY 11,000,00 A MONTH!!!

@@kylaarmstrong-benjamin5986 ok boomer

@Raoul Fleckman ah yes, boomer said I'm a fool

In 1981 interest rates were edging up near 20% - j q t -

zector45 what ya gonna do about it kid? I own three beach houses and make my son pay me rent.

@@cybergoth8332 OK Boomer.

God I moved to Cali.... Went from paying 350 a month on 3 bed room 2 bathroom house... To 1800 a month on a closet inside the garage lmao

@@cybergoth8332 ok boomer

Live_For_Today 350 for a three bedroom- where’d you move from?

John Taylor ok boomer

John Taylor ok boomer

@John Taylor "Welfare recipient?" You mean like red states being subsidized by blue states?

No, as in, they receive welfare cuz he wont work after retirement 🙄 nice try though

@John Taylor Boomers cry more than any other generation. They cry on the news about avocado toast.........fkin avocado toast bro.

80% of North America is still affordable to live.

Yea, in Mexico and Canada

@@drydenrose9729 ok boomer

Yep." The median price of a home sold in the United States in January 1970 was $23,600. The median price of a home sold in the United States in January 2011 was $240,100. As of May 2019, the U.S. median home price was $315,000."

@@jasadin But you literally have to on purpose try to make less than 80k. 100k jobs are sprouting on indeed and linkdin like cherry blossoms right now. It isn't hard, sure would be nice to have a mortgage payment of 600 rather than 11000 but easy peasy still.

😂😂😂 He looks like the little Jewish boy who ended up with the female hormone monster. 😂😂😂

Marcus Woodland everything big mouth

Looks like Andrew

He looks like a adult Andrew, from Big Mouth. He even sounds a little like Andrew too.

Holy crap, you're right

I put less than 5 grand down for my house last year. I was 24 making $13 a hour, but built my credit and used my 401k for the deposit. I'm gonna guess he lives in Cali or New York. Those states look messed up from the outside looking in. No offense if anyone lives there.

Matthew Christy you were lucky enough to have a 401k with money in it dude. That is also not a reality for everyone. Do you have kids? Or a disability? Or an aging parent to care for full-time while also working?

@@squidskid4934 you're right I am very lucky. Alot of people nowadays are too though. You can do it with a 401k or without one and the money was in it because I put it there. I didn't have kids because I chose to wait. I was lucky to not have to take care of my parents yet, but that time is approaching soon, they didn't save anything and are almost past being able to work. Most people aren't disabled also. What I ment was if you do have $5000 you can afford to buy a house in the majority of the US. You need to take responsibility and be attentional though. I see people with more luck than me not being responsible and wasting potential. Don't let anyone tell you what you can't do.

Matthew Christy I appreciate your response and def can see where yer coming from. As someone who has a chronic disability though, I just want to push back on your statement about disabilities not affecting most folks. Here’s a summary from the most recent census that states nearly 1in 5 people have a disability: www.census.gov/newsroom/releases/archives/miscellaneous/cb12-134.html And the most telling part is this: “The report shows that 41 percent of those age 21 to 64 with any disability were employed, compared with 79 percent of those with no disability. Along with the lower likelihood of having a job came the higher likelihood of experiencing persistent poverty; that is, continuous poverty over a 24-month period.” I am one of those millions of younger workers with a disability, plus caretaking for my elderly parent, and trying to eek out a living for myself. Luckily I don’t have kids, but these are not all choices I’ve made. These are realities of many millennials’ lives. You were lucky and made good choices among good options. I wish I had all of those options. I think that’s the crux of it. Hard work counts for a lot. But being born with options counts for more. Which is the point of the jokes in the video, right?

@@squidskid4934 I appreciate your kindness, but I do feel the need to disagree slightly. I would say options is equally as important as hard work. Ultimately it is subjective and whatever you believe is what's truly relevant. Our beliefs impact our reality and behavior very strongly. By the report you show I would be included in the statistics of someone with a disability. I personally think stating something as a disability is often doing more harm than good. The only reason I ever succeed in anything I do, is because I stop looking at myself as a victim, entitled and disabled. That wisdom was given to me through people I listened too and read about, and I owe everything to them. We've all been through hell, and if anyone hasn't they will. You never really know where or what someone's come from. I know there are people out there who have it better and complain more than me, and people who have it worse and complain less than me. I just try to focus on myself and what I can control in order to become better. My theological views aren't religiously based, but I see a great deal of wisdom in this "For whoever has, to him more will be given, and he will have abundance; but whoever does not have, even what he has will be taken away from him." Wisdom can be found anywhere, and the wise individual is the one who wins. I don't know what your disability is, but I would like to atleast list a few people who helped me. Jocko Willink, Jordan Peterson, Gandhi, MLK jr, Louis Zamperini, Dave Ramsey and David Goggins. You are who you spend time with. I spend my time listening to people like this, reading about them and thinking as deeply as I can. I appreciate you taking the time to talk with me and I wish you all the luck in the world. Thank you.

You are the worst generation of americans and no one will miss you

John Taylor A-sphincter says what? Sir, this is a comedy forum. Please take your mommy issues and snide comments to the nearest YT Behavioral Sciences channel.

@John Taylor boiiii I think you grossly over estimate the price of phones and underestimate the price of a house

Let's not forget that alot of old people spend too much time on their phones and posting on Facebook too.

Lol sooo true!!!!

Only in your country though😂 It's nice to see America falling

@@johntaylor8463 I would imagine inflation is universal. What's it like where u r and where r u?

@@exthechickenwing inflation is absolutely not universal. its a domestic aka local trend with global impacts nonetheless in some cases, but do not mistake that to mean that because a dollar here will get you 80 cents worth of gas on a given day, means the same for a dollar in a different country or in a different dollar system, they are not universal but coincidental and individual market movements.

exhibit a would be the destabilized chinese currency where they have intentionally inflated the amount of dollars in the system to be able to undermine the value of their own currency held by foreign countries. The U.S. dollar is trading actively at an all time high while i assure that this is not the case for the chinese dollar.

@@JoeGilly95 I think I am clocking in a to low an IQ to understand, certainly inadequate knowledge base... But Can you explain the china point more? I meant to say every country has inflation, idk the implementation. And you said " intentional inflation of the Chinese dollar lowers their global dollar" ... Why? And why intentionally inflate if this happens?

I thought it was spongebobert 😂 but it was super funny

Best joke ever😂

savage

Hi high I'm high

✊

That one hurt because it's too true.

He owns a two story pineapple?!?!

Works at a fastfood place

@@asmazinabelheddad3916 Not even a manager and this dude has a Study on his second floor.

Sponge Robert Rectangle Trousers

I barely cracked a smile the entire time.

@David Wow! Good for you, champ!

@@disham I was just about to write this too!

The economy here in the U.S. is REALLY going to hell in a handbasket thanks to greedy elite PSYCHOS and globalist greed in general. It's hurting almost everyone except the rich 😡

Tl;dr : not bragging, this is unsustainable! A couple years ago, my spouse and I were able to buy a home with only one of us working, while the other took care of our kids full time. But.... the breadwinner worked a difficult job like an absolute maniac, sometimes 60+ hours a week, While the stay at home parent did everything else, cooked almost all meals from scratch and cut coupons... we gave up cable (still cant afford it) and most other entertainment that cost anything, didn't go to the movies for over three years, shared one older car (which meant the stay at home parent pushed a baby carriage a half mile to the supermarket and then walked home carrying everything and pushing the kids!) We all dressed mostly in hand-me-downs from family and friends, cancelled our home phone and switched to older model wireless phones that came free with cheap wireless plans with minimal data, etc It took us a reeeeeally long time to find a nice home in a good neighborhood that we could afford. We literally looked for two years, almost gave up hope. *But that was a few years ago* If it were *right now* we couldnt afford anything that wasn't a bady damaged shed in a struggling corner of Detroit. It's *crazy*

Protectobot definitely more complicated than that 😂 and we live in a capitalistic society so us consumers are just as much a part of the problem. We definitely have a problem with housing in more urban cities here in the us but our economy is actually doing very well.

@Khadijah Said That's why we seriously need an anarcho-communist or anarcho-socialist system; look up both ideologies, and you'll see why I support them. I personally am an advocate for anarcho-communism, over anarcho-socialism; but, to each their own. No, in case you're wondering, and OFC you'll find this out with research, neither one is PURELY communism or socialism. (Trust me, the mix of anarchism, makes a significant difference.)

@@Protectobot epic antisemitic dogwhistles my guy

“Loveful”

Me too. Decided to listen to Josh Groban and I cannot deny it, I liked it!

Who is Josh Groban and what kind of music does coldplay play never heard of either group

@@matthewshepard695 Josh Grobin sings opera and I guarantee you've heard Coldplay before, look them up

Would it have benefits?

For less than a quarter.

​@@lking1540 He should be living in a shoe box. Period.

That's lite work he needs a second job I guess his reality show covered the mortgage

So do a lot of millennials. Still not Makin enough for a house

Actually he pays Mr.krabs to work there!😂😂

Where the hell did you live? on the moon?

@@joefitzgerald2762 racoon city, apparently

You graduated in '87ish? You got to be part of the first generation boomers held in disdain for not having it as easy as they did.

Why won’t you?

Me too. I’m 57 and can’t even afford an apartment rent on my teacher’s salary for 30 years.

John Taylor or buy a van.

@John Taylor I tried working like boomers did but no one handed me a bunch of free stuff. Then boomers started whining at me about how I was living my life.

He just filmed a HBO one.

lol of course hes going to continue doing stand up.

Lol...I wonder how many get this reference...

That's great

"Edelman...Edelman...Edelman..."

I THOUGHT HE LOOKED FAMILIAR LMFAOOOOO u nailed that

From this day forward, he shall be known by this name and this name only.

Not sure but you shouldn't let him out of your sight. He's the kind of person who, if you took him out to a buffet, he would start at you (unblinkingly) the whole time.

Good job Dylan

His posture is prepared. As a millennial, we must be ready to run at any time. We won't get far, because we're so damn tired, but we'll bolt at the drop of a hat.

Because he is.

It's not only the posture; it's the wild, bulging eyes, as well

Agree. But knowing what I know about his family via his stand up, I'm pretty sure his twin brother could climb El Capitan. (I didn't want to make that a main comment lest he reads it and I hurt his feelings or something😂)

What is Coldplay?

Who?

Coldplay is a band. They wrote viva la vida and wrote something just like this with the chainsmokers

@@divabhardwaj6381 just to clarify "Something just like this"

I'm black, had no idea people hated Coldplay. 🤣🤣🤣 I'm gonna keep jamming! 🤷🏾‍♂️

It felt like I was just hearing a dude tell me a story that happened to be funny 😂😂 😂😂 😂

yup. good material, strange delivery

It sucks lol

Lol I felt the same

I think it was unfunny because it was the truth...and in turn, it was funny because it was the truth.

Of what? I bet he spits when he talks.

@@danstalter lmao

Mariam Dickerson Millennials: trying to enjoy a comedy show Gen Z: LOOK AT ME AND MY OPINIONS

soflay turtles google it lol it’s 2019 should be common knowledge at this point

In another 15 years Gen Z will be devastated to realize they've been replaced by Gen A.

@soflay turtles Google

soflay turtles gen z are the kids who were born after the emergence of commercial internet. So early twenties and younger

Hey, sometimes algorithms accidentally do something good.

John Taylor ok boomer

@John Taylor maybe you should go back to having your talc-soft ego be stroked by corporate mouthpieces like Stephen Crowder instead of leaving the bubble for a little good, old-fashioned factual truth here?

Oh yeah, the other reason we need to veer this trainwreck of a country "far" to the left--make your personal data _your own private property._ It's not just healthcare, education, infrastructure, transit, wages, clean air and housing, they have protection from corporate spying over in Europe, too.

Fortnite kids Zoomers

It'd be funnier if he was funnier

@@1337Se7eN7 you'd be better if you had a sense of humor

Are you blind they are rolling around?

youyou9405 they are loving it, what are you talking about? They laughed the entire set. Everyone was dying.

They are probably all older people so they wouldn’t get it.

Adderall

@@olivyae3057 couldn't work without em

No, you would OD on the smallest dose of what he's taking.

Interesting observation.

Didn't catch it first time watching

Now I can’t not see it

Damn. Yeah.

Johnny Topside yes!

Yass 🙌🏻

No way this guy could top the fish list.

Izumic C Come again for Big Fudge?

tommy audio I think he’s just happy ,enjoying himself because no 😂

Nope

"actually"

Honestly feels like he talks more with his knees. :)

Sounds like he probably took out a reverse mortgage or something, or possibly got an adjustable rate or balloon. Terrible investments.

He most likely borrowed against the home. He took out equity and then made some bad investments. Happens a lot

Me too 😂😂😂

Resistance is futile.

Michael Hansen I’m gonna invest in building a tiny home in someone’s yard while they aren’t looking

@Michael Hansen like in ready player one?

Henny LeBeau I planned on moving into their basement or attic, when they weren't looking🤷🏻‍♀️

Just keep smoking

But he explanation provided was that people only listen to attractive people these days. So for a public figure to think that, and for them to also still espouse opinions in public, they must think of themselves as attractive. Of course, the dali lama was being rhetorical, and probably doesnt think people EXCLISIVELY listen to attractive individuals, but jokes are based in intepretations of reality, often skewed on purpose, so it's all fine.

Same. I'd never heard of him. So I just tried to take a little listen. I couldn't even.

WhatAWorld, wow really😅... my music teacher in primary school had a huge crush on him so she always played his music, I just thought he was cheesy like Michael Buble

Lol it is cheesy like Michael Bublé. My mother listens to both Haha.

Pedro Leal 😂😂t

I died. 🤣🤣🤣

@@sarahfaith6531 same! My first place away from home, I had 7 roommates!! There were 3 people in one room, 2 in the other and 2 who slept on each couch in the living room! Awe gotta love California housing prices!🙄

Um not entirely. I joined the military, got free college, and a good sum of cash. Majored in computer science and first job was 65,000 a year. Put a down payment on my house and mortgage is 800 dollars a month. Im living very comfortably, but I also made the right choices.

Like deadpool!

@@chanteandrews849 neither Spider-Man nor Deadpool keep the jokes in their head

Except that spiderman is also a joker so good job for being a fan of movies

xD

maeve s. Ha no one cares 😂

Very well done. It's wonderful to sing to a big crowd AND to get paid is the icing on the cake.

@Uppity Sombitch You can stay mad if you want, I collect my checks regardless

I watched most of that show but did not sit there & watch the whole thing so I missed that part. Now I want to see that part, unicorns, LOL. I remember an article in a bicycle magazine where the author was taking place in a race and couldn't take his focus off some guy in a Batman mask, cape & Speedos, with no shirt. All he was worried about the whole race was he had to at least beat this one guy. That was his motivation, he didn't care if he won or not, hahahaha...

Probably just how horrifyingly true it all is.