Basically, Boomers.

Hah, i completely forgot about this film. Man it is more uncomfortable than I remember.

The 90's, where many kids films were made by people who molested kids

@@shinobitech13 So Hollywood Scientologists

😂🤣 this is my childhood your talking about the 90s.

It still would talk with Jarvis or Fridays voice. It would also have their level of intelligence. Still cool :D

Thank you! Good to know this movie didn't end his career.

Keith Ward He was also in Simon Birch which was a great flick!

Keith Ward He’s in the Social Network as well.

Oh wow

WHAT

At least something good would have come out of it

Don’t be a fool. He obviously got the idea from robocop 😂

Torch-Bearer91 lmao

In all fairness that punch was 100% legit self defense.

Laugh all you want, @@millsykooksy4863, but that is legitimately how I managed to win over most of my bullies throughout my life. Beat the crap out of them right then and there. Then we become up to good friends for a time. Well at least until they move away or I progressed in grade school and they were left behind or something else entirely and we eventually stopped talking to each other altogether.

@@adamgray1753 Never worked for me. Then again, I was the one who got curb stomped regularly, and the few times I did win, I was the only one punished. It is honestly a miracle that nobody died, I distinctly remember pounding a kids head against the cement until he stopped moving, and I still walk with a limp from the damage they did to my leg as a 'birthday' present in 5th grade.

not sure what his critism was there, that punch was 100% legit and also how bullys should be dealt with. worth getting suspended over.

How true.

I watched t as adult and still like it

It's a time capsule that's for sure

I definitely had a share of those in the 90s, where I just actively avoid my old VHS collection lol

When I just saw that he reviewed this the movie came flashing back to me, even as a kid in 2009 or whenever I watched this it was still weird af to me lol.

Bill Burr has a great joke about this Lol

Same here... A kid half my size named Billy, back in 1995 when I was 13 used to bully me until one day I had enough and I punched him in his temple as hard as I could. It hurt him, I felt good about it & then we became best friends afterwards. Never had a problem standing up for myself after that. So yeah, it definitely worked for me as well!!

Welcome to the ruined day gang, have a seat. Mike is bringing cookies at 4.

It's a fun movie, literally forgot it existed until this video but now the memories are rushing bacc

Big T. Larrity I agree I very much enjoyed this and watched it multiple times lol 😂

Come to think of it this could describe oh so many things!

This was horrifying

I wholeheartedly agree

His Indiana Jones impressions are spot on for anyone who hasn’t seen them.

@cheremylover Nope chris is better. Fight me

Christian Farren Timmy turner eww most annoying character to ever appear in modern cartoons

F Timmy Turner, because of Butch Hartman!

Fuck Timmy Turner and his shitty TV show

Oh c'mon, alright, the majority of the Show sucks, but it started out very well, the first 2-3 were good to great, it just started to suck, when they added too many new characters, to therefore replace characters, which have been there since the very beginning (refering to Chester and A.J), because they ran out of ideas...

No amount of drugs would make it ok either. 🤣

Same omg 😆

I think that scene gave our friends over at the McDonald's corporate office some new ideas.

Same lol

Same asf

To this day Jurassic Park is his career best. Hell every performance in that movie is a career best.

@Benjamin Parsley ???????

@Benjamin Parsley What the heck?!

@Benjamin Parsley okay imma just head out.

aight. i should be hitting the ol dusty road.

Dam shame Chris stuckman don’t read comments know this

He says that about of a lot of movies tbh 🤣

Edoardo Tosoni Same here

It looks like a Steven Soderbergh body horror film

💀😂

You forget his excellent performances in The Cure and Simon Birch.

He also played John Deacon the bass player of Queen in Bohemian Rhapsody and Dustin Moskovitz in The Social Network.

The Pacific is suuuuucccch a good show

His performance in The Pacific is one of TV's most underrated performances of the last 10 years IMO, especially when you realise he was filming that and Social Network around the same time.

SFSF nerd I’d call The Pacific underrated, too. It never gets the love BoB does. But I agree, his performance was great.

Same here bud 😂

same

Came to say this. I remember it being sick.

I still like it but that food scene gotta go...

Same

its sad really

@ because hes such a basic b of a person, and he isnt intelligent or funny. i hate to use the term cringe, but thats what his laughter is. We will see it bear out with the film that he is currently making that he isnt gifted or skilled enough to make something even half as good as most of the things he gives a negative review. after watch the RLM saga play out I have as little respect for him as he has humility or self awareness.

@@auto1nfanticid3 Jeez, what made you hate this person that much?

@ a number of things, but mostly watching his content. he just a younger version of nostalgia critic. base level, simplistic, summaries of movies, often with huge portions devoted to jokes either based on faulty premises or an over inflated ego.

@ check out the redlettermedia saga or the batman vs superman rewrite debacle if you want to gain a more objective view of the man.

Nice. I actually liked this movie when I was little.

Could you show them sometime?

Yes please show us sometimes specially I wanna see Mika (Yumi Adachi)'s part

Do tell!!

So I seen Danny before he went big from that 70s show. Do tell

That is accurate!

We are Starkid.

Like a turd, in the wind

Strangely reminds me of Ben 10 personally

Reminds me of Max Steel

THE BURGER SCENE

Weirdly enough.. I felt exactly the same way. Couldn't remember anything but the turd burger, thought it was some Mandela Effect shit.

No way! Exactly the same situation for me ..

The most memorable scene.

It was the burger scene for me

Hah! If they wouldn’t have been fleshy, then yeah.

It does!

This does seem like an aids film.

I was thinking that exactly!!

So who is sending it to them to watch?? Haha

The robot even sounds like the narrator at the beginning of BotW too. o.o

LOL

That's the best thing I've heard all week... XD

@Dutch Schaefer thanks

@Dutch Schaefer that’s rude hahahah

SAME! 😂 My brother and I would watch this on repeat as kids. Wtf.

@@DanielleCateley1 same Got it at mall

@@Raiders-wm5kb I also remember seeing this movie alot when it aired on the disney channel. But I haven't seen it in years. I wish I could've gone the rest of my life not seeing it again, but here we are; so, thanks Chris... oh well, at least the video itself was funny, so while reminding us of a crappy Guyver ripoff, with Power Rangers looking costumes, at least the Hilariocity was, well, hilarious. So it's not all bad.

@@shawnfields2369 I was a nerd for those type of films. Guyver and spawn are some of my top films. I got the spawn game day1. Also I think it was on a rack out side of Spencer's store in a mall. I remember it was one of them freaky stores.

@@Raiders-wm5kb Hey, I don't blame you. Guyver and Spawn were some pretty cool looking movies. Especially Guyver. Is it any wonder why there was a version with Mark Hamill, of all people? And I loved the 1997 Spawn movie as a kid. Spawn looked awesome. And John Leguizamo as The Violater, (a total Joker wannabe), was some incredibly funny casting, and he had some good jokes, and Spawn was a badass. I thought they did a good job on the movie when I was a kid. I can't really see it as bad, but maybe that's just my nostalgia talking. But although I haven't seen any of the Guyver movies, especially the Mark Hamill version. But I absolutely love the concept of it. I know it's been around since the 70's, but that's 2 decades before my time. Never played the Spawn game because I never had a ps1. It was too expensive. We did have an N64, but I didn't mind. I loved the n64. It was my very first game console, from my late grandma, and I never forgot that. If it weren't for her giving me the n64, I may never have gotten into gaming itself. So I'm always thankful to her for that. I wanted to play Spawn in Soulcalibur 2 for the Xbox, but we didn't have one yet. That's also the only version of SC2 I've never played. I've never played any Spawn games, but I still like the character. Spawn has always been a badass, and always will be, to me. Despite me never having played any games of his or reading the comics, again, sorry. But I am a fan of Spawn because of that one movie, and all of the awesome scenes in that movie I remember as a kid. I know it's not as good as I thought it was back then; but the dude who played Spawn back then was amazing as Spawn. He was like, Wesley Snipes in Blade levels of cool. I think his name's Michael Jai White; or something? Cool performance either way. Sorry for the long rants here though. But I just had good memories of the 90's Spawn movie.

Or even with context! Lol

I can imagine Deadpool saying this.

@Stephen Murphy Kevin Spacey after Anthony Rapp escaped his bedroom

I hid in the comments during that scene...

I vibe with this.

yeah that was disgusting.

DAT shit was disgusting

The junkyard and especially that cheeseburger scene were the only things I remembered from this movie.

Same here.

It still is for me. Its a great alien action b movie. It delivered its premise with a little more camp. I feel now a days you can do better, but for a gateway scifi action film its awesome for a kid.

Ha haa!

Oh man! :) Whoever wrote that movie must have been high. I'm serious.

@@misspriss2482 I'm willing to bet that they were high on something when they made it too... luckily, I've never seen "Warriors Of Virtue" before, and I don't plan on ever seeing it. Sounds like a piece of crap movie. The Power Rangers movies have better quality acting in them.

Hey its Anthony! Cool that you also like to watch Chris Stuckmanns videos :)

This movie would always be on the HBO kids channel. Honestly this films is one of my guilty pleasures

@@jessegordian2498 same

Anthony?! I really didn't expect to see you hear

This movie unlocked some nostalgia

😆

That must have been some special piss.

That was hard to read

Same. In retrospect this was clearly the weirdest shit ever.

@@mruler360 you haven't seen a weird kids movie until you've seen the peanut butter solution. Have fun.

That's true. "Turning the other cheek" just infuriates the bully more. They see it as an insult or a form of disrespect and dishonesty. That you don't think they're worthy of you being honest with your feelings about them. That you think you're better than them. You become a subject of their contempt. So they get meaner. They choose to be more deliberate in their abuse. Punching them back in the face works better because it relaxes their guard around you and sends a clear message that pain is paid back in pain. Bullies fear getting hurt more than they love hurting you. And punching them brings you to the same level as they are--which ironically makes them more open to talks and with less need to beat around the bush. I punched a kid and threw a desk at him once. We've been friends ever since.

Most of my best friends in grade school only became my friends *after* we had physically fought. At that age, I think we respected each other more after a good fight. Bottled up tension, emotions, childish insecurities are released. And we got along after ...now kids just bottle all that shit up with no release, and wind up shooting up their school or something instead.

Bullies are cowards at heart. I had two bullies in school. One in Jr High and one in HS. After months of turning the other cheek, punching them both in the face and announcing I wasn't taking any more of it without a fight every time ended the bullying, and turned us into friends. Not best friends, but no longer enemies. After the second bully, I never backed down again from any bully. The best thing to do is stand up to them right at the start and let them know you aren't going to take their crap.

They totally did in iron man 2

@@ArminAwesome oh yeah I forgot about that lol, either way it wasn't as remarkable as starkid here

No it doesn't. That's just straight up fact, that movie is an abomination against nature.

the aliens watched too many Earthling Cinemas episodes.

He never read comments people & my self saying review certain movies he has not

dragonball3166 why doesn’t he read comments?

ArmchairWarrior because then there’s too many comments and it’s overwhelming for people are as popular as he is. You seem salty because your favorite KZfaqr hasn’t responded to you. Maybe you should get some fresh air and rethink your life’s decisions.

@ArmchairWarrior because idiots live in the youtube comment section

Yes! Chris needs to review that movie.

OK but I love that movie

@@juliannah5721 me too

Still, we do not speak of that accursed object, ever again.

Same

It's true. When I saw shots of Tony Stark in the Ironman suit I was thinking why does this feel familiar?

Trust me watch the whole thing it better then hes making it up to be

@@nitro-verse5311 dude shut up this movie is trash, I never heard of this movie either and I'm glad I never saw it.

@@nitro-verse5311now a days he will refuse to watch it or praise it.

Npc

It's cinematic gold

@@mquiroz90 Because is gross, I literally had a physical shaking of the cringe in that scene that Chris showed

@@mquiroz90 Well because this is the first time I learned about this movie, and I'm a centennial, so that's why I don't have a similar perspective from you

@@mquiroz90 Ooh, look at you so edgy and "mature"

2 of those of 80's classics, nothing to do with Star Kid honestly. That's like lumping Robocop, Predator and The Rock together.

@@omisan771 I'm kind of sad that in this example, The Rock is obviously your shit example... Now Predator, Aliens, and RoboCop 3 Or escape from New York, The Running Man, Lawnmower Man 2 All right

@@eddiedingle767 The Rock is shit and it didn't age well at all. The other 2 are classics.

I came down to the comment section to make this very comment.

@whysoserious54 Another great movie! Also, not to be "that guy," but it's just The River Wild. Not The River Runs Wild.

Yes, The River Wild is great. He was annoying in that movie, though. Turned on his own father to be on Kevin Bacon’s side.

He was also a lead actor in "The Cure"

OMG YESSSS! One my fav films ever. 🐾❤️

Same lol

First thing I thought of was the burgerball

I liked that movie.

Why? Jet li will punch u

@@titanguy7316 it's a guilty pleasure but nobody ever talks about it

Don't knock The One as that was the first movie with both Jason Statham & Jett Li

Its so awesome, that's why

I uh, put it away!

Yeah chris

you forgot the magic word, Chris

7:05

Yikes grabbing a girl from behind and she doesnt look comfortable, this scene didnt age well

On one hand it was bothering the hell out of me who that was cuz I knew it was somebody. But on the other hand yikes! Like so many movie moments from the 90s so much of it did not age well at all.

I dare you to watch that one scene with him in Face/Off.

Meee

Benjamin Parsley are you a bot?

....I'm ashamed to say I 100% thought he was reviewing the Starkid Productions musicals.

Yes hahah every time he says the title of the movie my heart flutters for a moment. I would love hi take on that musical.

I'm more of a Firestarter/Grand Vizier guy myself.

haha exactly the same

I get the feeling a lot of folks are gonna comment the same thing in the coming hours lol

I saw this when I was kid

I actually tracked down this movie a few years ago to convince myself that it was indeed a real thing.

I always had this image in my head of that burger getting blended but I could never remember where I saw it.

“San Andreas”

Star kid > iron Man

@@--bharat9156 You forgot to say, "...said no one."

@@vigoroushero8623 star kid > the Shawshank redemption

OMG, I just wanted to comment something very similar. The one who listened to him pee? Where else could I have seen her? I can´t remember. I just recognized her and almost fell in love again......

​@@chanceneck8072 Her name is Corinne Bohrer. She's been in tons of stuff since the 70s. Other than the Free Spirit sitcom she was on in the late 1980s, she played the role of Prank, sidekick to Mark Hamill's Trickster in CBS The Flash series from roughly the same time period. Pretty sure she recently reprised the same role on the recent Flash series. She was also the love interest of Bobcat Goldthwait's "Zed McGlunk" in Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol

@@valecrassus7835 THAT´S where I recognize her from! Police Academy 4!!! Thank you so much, I almost lost hope reading everything you listed off. Gee, I gotta rewatch that movie. I remember being jealous, because I was such a fan of Zed. But damn, was she hot.........

I used to get her and Shawnee Smith mixed up a lot back in the 80s (dunno why). She had a very early 80s valley girl thing going on for a while.

She's really got that Judy Greer wallflower quality. I'm picking up what you're putting down.

Lmao

Omg

I know, awesome right?

I would agree with you on that. Unfortunately I think Chris was a kid who was too afraid to stand up for himself or he was given bad lessons on letting bullies physically push him around. Parents of Millennials had a weird thing where if a bully started punching a kid and the kid fought back then the kid who fought back (the victim) would get suspended or detention.

@@zackwick603 yeah that would happen to kids in the generations following that as well. Schools are shit like that.

Hey this is movie was my childhood

If you’ve got a nostalgic connection to it, it’s awesome.

Loved it as a kid.

If you where a kid in the 90s it was

Michael Futterman what

Well at least its not fucking batnipples..

In like what? A Hilariocity?? I hope not, but it sure deserves a review! Same as The Fountain and Suburban Commando. Which I´ve been saying for years now...

You saying that makes me think that youre just a boring bone bag lol

I love that movie. -Drop dead! -TOO LATE!

That’s mild compare to this.

Same happened to me. Once you beat the shit out of a bully infront of the entire school, people tend to leave you alone.

Yeah me too sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

Lol i did this when i was in second grade cause even me as a girl they would still bump in the hallways and pour glue on my bag Guess what happenned to the guy's nose

coredumperror: yeah, I punched my bully in middle school and shoved him into a bush. We hung out until HS when we got into different drugs.

So your moral is if somebody picks on your kid get your kid to stab them........