Bunched together like gas stations 😂😂😂

In the south, there is at least one Baptist church and a Chick-fil-A on every block 😂😂

He’s a comedic genius! I love John Crist so much! He gets it!

I know exactly where this is in Nashville and that makes it even funnier 😂😂😂

At first I didn’t realize this was satire. Great job 👏

Sounds like Hughes Road in Madison Alabama. There are 13 churches on a 5 mile stretch and they were building more when we left.

This area here has a lot of financial seeds 😂

"What's up Church Fam, Pastor Mike, here excited to breaking ground on our new church campus." 🤣

The churches have outnumbered the bars in my small town. There's about 10 churches and 3 bars for a population of about 4k people.

Never trust a pastor who uses hair gel. ... . .. Clearly 😂

They should all start baseball teams and play each other. Holy Ball

Bless his heart 💕😆😭

Blackrock should launch an S&P 500 church ETF.

I know where this is in Nashville!! So true

PK to PK.......you NAILED THIS!! 😂😂😂❤

He nailed it.

Freaking hilarious!! Loved in Franklin for 8 years. That is some of the most expensive real estate in the southeast! Haha!

Don't pan over to that!🤣🤣🤣

This is what I needed this early Monday morning at work. LOL!!!

Omg, I have been waiting for you all of my LIFE!

New England churches that actually taught Biblical doctrine have been closing. Up to 4,500 had closed by 2022. Other churches are changing with the culture and hanging a small pride flag out front. Other so-called Spirit led churches with husband and wife pastors and reformed churches run by a lesbian or lesbian couples claiming to be ordained pastors 🤷‍♀️ God help us share the gospel of Jesus Christ and provide us with men to boldly teach scripture 🙏💗🙏

This is the best commentary on American Christianity in a while

😂😂😂😂 Focus right here

😂😂😂 that's alot of branches on the vine!

You're performing this weekend in Huntsville. Are you perhaps somewhere on Whitesburg Dr? You can't trip down here without hitting a church.

Love it❤

You nailed it.

Thanks!

This is so true. Looks like a street down the road from my city ! No joke there is 4 churches right next to each other. 😂

Ain’t that the truth! I was in a service once where the pastor said that exact same thing. ..” it’s been proven that in order to reach more people we need more churches “. He then went on to explain how they needed to raise 2.3 million for their new church in Edmond Oklahoma. As if the other locations that are all within a reasonable drive isn’t enough in the okc area. Mega church minded means we need more money flow

everything about this is funny! I love how he pauses and gives small comments!

I would have paid money to watch you out there with a shovel and camera between all these churches. Hilarious!

Catholic praying for reunification and authority in our churches to stand up for Gods Truth.

LOVE IT!!! I am nothing but a wretched sinner saved by Grace, but the pyramid scheme of modern churches is hysterically awful. Make sure you have the right "Covering" 😄😄😄

He is so funny

You are smart !

The churches should really start having financial transparency. I don’t think that’s asking too much.

Here in Suffolk County NY in the middle of long road called Deer Park Ave is a variety of religious worship centers, close to very rich Half Hollow Hills.

That is so funny. And southern. 😅😅

“Flee from her…” (ie “the Church”) “And in one day the city will be destroyed… (ie “the Church”) “And the angels will rejoice as the smoke rises…” (from “the Church”) - Revelation

😂😂😂 This is why we tried church planting in upstate New York.

Where I work there are 4 different churches surrounding us. Lol

Keep them coming!

Jokes aside, we actually do need churches being planted in the south. Let’s just say quantity doesn’t always mean quality.

Church of Christ!!!

church me up, buddy boy!

And now I would like to tell you about Pound and Coleman, WI; between these 2 nearby towns, there are about 1,000 people. According to Google, there are 3 Baptist churches, 2 of which are next door to each other; 4 Lutheran churches; 2 Catholic churches; 1 Assembly of God; and a few nondenominational churches. Just in case anyone wants to know where not to start a church in Wisconsin.

There are 4 churches beside each other in our very small area. Baptist, Methodist, catholic and an IFB… Pick your outfit and attend the church of your choice!

Ephesians 5:4

Lol in Brentwood. Love it

I used to think this, but then I heard Dallas Willard say that if every church in the United States was full, it would be 3% of the population. I don’t know where that statistic came from and it was 10-15 years ago, but it made me rethink my ideas about church planting.

Nailed it🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. John 3:16

Eagle rock church pickerington Ohio. They needed a fancier church

This is what John does best! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Well done!

Facts

Awesome

This was hilarious! I will note that 20-30 years ago, the only plot of land affordable for churches was at the edge of our city, so they all bought land close by each other. A few decades later, and the whole area is built up around them along with expensive neighborhoods. We have our Catholic church next to a methodist chuch next to a baptist church, next to a Kingdom Hall across the street form a Greek Orthodox. I think there may be one more in there too...

I'm dieing. I'm dead😂

😂😂😂😅 camera man is so fired 😅😅

😊

I’m hoping you bought the shovel just for this bit lol

Sow a seed. Prosperity Gospel speak

You should see Petersburg, TN. It’s definitely nowhere near as affluent as Brentwood, but in a town of about 500, there are at least five churches including duplicates of the same denomination (Church of Christ). Assuming 100% of the residents are Christians (not likely) that’s a ratio of 1:100 churches to people. That doesn’t include churches right outside the town limits or with a Petersburg address. It has to be some kind of record and indicative of bad theology in there somewhere. That’s why I’m Orthodox now and drive an hour away to church in Columbia or Franklin.

Here in CO we have a car wash or a bank on every corner!

lol hilarious. and what if I told you that parts of the north (like mine) are the same?

I live in the East Coast,, churches every block. I was told by a friend such is not the case in the North West?

Always the southern churches with the most beef ahaha. Throwing shade constantly. During the pandemic our grandma was filling us in on the drama with the like 4 churches, like oh this pastor started preaching at this other church *gasp*. Loooool

Ephesians 5:4 please reconsider John.

“Church? Or car wash?” -Idaho

I remember meeting a pastor who said he was working on building a church in our community. I said there's already so many churches here struggling. If you really wanted to help, wouldn't you try to get more people involved in the churches that already exist? He didn't have a response.

Things that make Jesus sad...

Churches are the only last place that families can go and meet others every week and share faith so fine by me

So accurate tho

When I was 7, two families at my church joined three other families at another church and decided moved to Texas to start a church because “God called them to.” At their goodbye reception, at 7, I asked: aren’t there enough churches in Texas? 😅

Nashville is the Mecca of Christian churches.

100% Accurate😂

This is so Nigeria 😂

Montgomery AL for sure 😂

WE should be the church. Nowhere in the Bible does it say, that church is a building. All these Denominations missed the whole point. They cannot love one another, even if they see things a little bit different. It‘s really sad, and the true Bride of Christ are very, very few people.

LOL 😂❤🎉

Lol....stepping on toes

My pastors name is Mike what a coincidence, if there is such a thing

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Is this Brentwood TN?!?! Does he live in Nashville too?

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Omg I died 😂😅

MILLION dollar neighborhood!!

One of the wealthiest neighborhoods😂

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The end was 😅😅😅

Worse, did he or will he get fined for using a shovel on the lawn?

This is how Charleston SC is.

About to return that brand new shovel right after recording too 😂

If this was really starting a church in the South, there hopefully wouldn’t be so many “you guys” being said. Please say “y’all”!

I feel badly for the grass and the dirt that were hurt by the shovel for this video. Hopefully the ground will recover to its original state.

Catholics: *exist* Southerners: 😡

Typical Franklin, TN!