What exactly would make it "feel" like starwars to you?

Pryrrus Lightkiller it just doesn't feel like Star Wars. It's that simple. I can't explain how to make it feel like Star Wars. I just know, as a Avid Star Wars fan since my childhood. This isn't Star Wars.

@@noway6633 actual aesthetic of Star Wars with lore accuracy not “space conflict” or some other generic ip this looks like

@@noway6633 honestly if it was less clean- or if it was imperial more angular. It seems more like star trek- not sure why, but it does feel off

Galaxy Quest

I know that kind of silence. It's followed by the avgn flipping out and cussing, ranting, and just acting crazy

Yep...

I’d rather watch a lecture from Anakin about sand the acting was soo bad. Idk why they made the guy act like a 17 yr old Mark Zuckerberg. Cheesy acting in this ad 😔

The best comment here

Lmao

I'd pay 1000 a night for my son and I to see that. Forget 2500, there's other stuff I'd have to put first

Someone pin this comment please

100%

did you watch the video, SWT had the same idea!

Oh anakin is gonna have a field day 😭😂

3:05-3:37 My thoughts exactly, SWT...

Speechless... and not in a good way

I’m dying lmao 🤣 the thousand yard stare after the video ends. You can see STW’s soul leaving his body

The look of absolute disappointment and discuss 😕 on his face is how i feel

I wouldn’t pay a dollar, so year priceless

the worst part is how lazy they are about it, for example the sequel trilogy 😐

Dollar store Star Wars ripoff … for 5k

@@dirkdiggler9173 The difference being that Theory actually cares and is knowledgeable about Star Wars unlike the hacks that put this trash together.

@@robd593 Disney also made galaxy’s edge, lay off.

@@eastonsaccount Have you ever heard of something called Disney+

Very true, well said

Yeah I don't get why they are trying to create a Star Wars experience by painting everything to look like BB8 as if he is the official mascot of Star Wars. That is JJ Abrams garbage creation. Not George Lucas.

@@anthonygordon9483 You act like George Lucas made more than one good star wars movie, the sequels weren't good but at least I can sit through the first two unlike the prequels.

@@jackmcrae6241 the prequels may have had bad dialogue but that is about it. sequels was straight shit. Why did kylo become a sith lord and wanted to be like vader when vader already redeemed himself and became good and took down the very thing kylo would join later? Did Luke not tell kylo when he was conflicted that Anakin redeemed himself? So now we have kylo wanting to be like vader who redeem himself and saved kylos master. Why did the first order do mass genocide on 3 planets and no one retaliated even though the first order was not governing no part of the galaxy. sequels may have had better dialogue, but none of it made no sense what so ever. Obi Wan went into exile because he was wanted by a empire that govern almost all the galaxy. Luke went into exile because of some group that was considered a terrorist to rest of the galaxy. If Obi Wan killed the emperor, he still would of been killed for treason. That wasnt the case for luke. If Palpatine was speaking in kylos head the entire time, why wasnt he reaching out to his grand daughter as well. He could of been tempting Ray the entire sequels too. On top of this, 30 years and the new republic only built a national guard army where the empire built a army twice its size in less then a decade lol. But anyways, defend sequels all you want. its still trash. sequels have more plot holes then swiss cheese.

Imagine how much better galaxy’s edge would be if it was set during the OT or the prequels

I’m an ICU nurse currently and let me tell you I cannot imagine working at a hospital like that holy cow lol

Not true. He also pulled a lever.

Hyperdrive lever and Kool aid. $6000

They showed the bar because the $6000 probably only includes one drink

Disney is infamous for scripted reactions

@@creativecorner2071 True, people do need to pay extra for their "specialty drinks". Disney can't even include that.

I see the padawan needs one last lesson.

“If one is to study the great mystery, one must study all its aspects, not just the dogmatic narrow view of Disney.”

Your vision is flawed.*

@@alexsupertramp4907 “I know, I forgot my contacts at home.”

"You will pay for your lack of vision!" *Zaps the shit out of Lucasfilm*

Well there are of course many very expensive hotels, resorts and special rooms. There clearly is a market for it. This could either be for a honeymoon or just something for the 1%, its just is what it is. However, for this kind of money you do expect an absolute premium experience. Beautiful large suites, michelin level food, all the facilities you could possibly imagine. This hotel quite clearly is not that....

Many people have booked so there is obviously plenty of people with the money.

@@ageoflove1980 If this were actually Star Wars, and not Generic Sci Fi, it could've been amazing for a honeymoon. I've always loved the idea of doing a very inexpensive wedding but then having a fabulous honeymoon, because that's the most important thing. A Star Wars honeymoon could've been awesome! But this is just a mess.

I strongly agree, in 5 minutes he sketched out several good ideas for a real immersive experience. Some of these concepts could be big hits. This appears to be a generic space themed destination with some Star Wars branding elements attached. Looking at the video, it has a designed by committee feel to it. Who made the creative decisions here? They had so many good design ideas to work from. The 70's square video monitors on the non- Star Wars control console is jarring. It seems to be a pricy rip-off.

There are some nice ideas here, but the cost of investment against returns means that this won't even be considered.

Well what can i Say. Star Wars theory is a fan, who acltyally know Star Wars. Disney and Lucas Film under KK, is not. They are a bunch of in-quoted political activists who have no clue, nor care about the franchise.

If ur not a fan of star wars why are u watching star wars content🤣💀 ok buddy

@@frostmorph6 You do know people sometimes watch the stuff recommended by KZfaq, right? And those recommendations can quite often be stuff we may not necessarily be into... but that's kind of the whole point of the recommendations... introduce something new to people. I'm sure you have to be aware of this. Secondly, what part of my comment struck a nerve with you, because clearly something did. Considering 3 other people replied to my comment with actual responses, none of which reacted as you did... I think the troll here is you "buddy".

I mean, there is Galaxy’s Edge.

@@davidnalls8628 Galaxy’s edge you mean the sequel trilogy theme park?

@@davidnalls8628 The thing that makes the Star Cruiser hotel worse the price of admission. Like who do they expect to attract besides the wealthy and elite? No sane or obsessed fan would pay hundreds just for a barebones experience.

@@davidnalls8628 I love the star wars movie when chewie and Rey go to Batuu so they can smuggle coaxium

@@davidnalls8628 A land that TRIES to be as immersive at possible at least.

I hate you for making the comparison to roblox, it’s way too accurate lmao

Some roblox maps feel way more emersive than wtf that was that I just watched lol.

Original Cantina music is StarWars. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rqdoYJmJnce2Y6M.html

Galaxy's edge has the potential to feel like stars, but it does not entirely feel like stars wars. Almost no one cares about Batuu.

@@ghostmedic86 ... Exactly. Put in OT stormtroopers on patrol. Put in some Jawas. Put in a Sandperson or two. Have a few random Droids around. Put the '77 Cantina Music on in Bar/Restaurant 24/7. Boom StarWars.

I mean there was the star destroyer named Revan in ROS.

True but they have people like Dave Feloni doing what needs to be done.

That’s what Disney always was, they just use to make better products

For 6k they better be giving you an exp SW goodie bag to take home

@@Obiwanrollmeone for 60000 dollars I would expect to see 2 Twi'lek prostitutes in my hotel bed

@@Pir-o 2 Twi'lek's that look like Aayla Secura and some spice.

For 6k I’d better get a real flipping star cruiser

For 6k I better have a gold lightsaber! Wait no I don’t want rays lightsaber take it back keep my money

If you branded it as The Fifth Element NOTHING would need to be changed.

@@Webshooters1 wow it really does feel like the fifth element

Knowing Disney’s general contempt towards fans, they’ll probably ignore the feedback and call em haters. It seems like it’s marketed towards “casuals” (who thinks a ship’s a ship and space is space) but who’s the sane casual who’d drop $5k? Maybe there will be, who knows, but Disney would probably truck on with glazed eyes as per usual. The Force are the Fans. Whether male or female or whathaveyou.

Economics would be the deciding factor, not creativity

@@blackasp001 agreed.

They can make a "Rise of the Resistance" ride. They just need to put in the effort

That would have been a dream come true

Legends will never get that level of investment as long as the current monkeys are in charge.

That would be tacky. Not everything has to be the clone wars

that would be such a good idea I mean it feels like this Star Wars experience isn’t really just an experience it’s just then abusing Star Wars and taking your money at the same time

@@nixphx CW is the best timeline minus the old republic, your opinion is invalid homie

@@nixphx I mean the clones are the coolest troops

Omg i would pay so much money for quarters on the Venator. Or a bunk on Kamins. Or a room in the Jedi temple. Or... so many things other than this

Yeah I'm glad Theory tells what he actually thinks. He is a genuine and honest person.

It was honest, but not nearly as brutal as it deserved. That looks like the most overpriced, sterile, boring piece of knockoff brand Star Wars garbage ever created. If the over-acted promo video was that bad, I can't imagine how miserable it will be when it is full of guests who paid a small fortune for lame activities.

The people who made this do care, do you really think everyone who worked on the sequels only cared about making money, they tried to make the hotel have a distinct aesthetic so it felt unique, and you can't judge it because you haven't been there yet.

Yeah I didn't see a single ice cream maker. Like wtf

They did a good job making that aesthetic at galaxy’s edge but yeah this looks weird

You're exactly right.

It's just not been Star Wars since the mouse put its grubby mitts on it, neither the irl stuff nor the media.

It's way too clean. Star Wars is supposed to have this 'Used Futuristic" Look to it. Where everything looks dirty and used despite it being Sc-Fi.

Not like that's hard, basically any fan can make up something on the spot that's much better than this Disney SW stuff.

Because giant corporations have to get their ideas past hundreds of woke clowns that hate white people and by the time they do the idea turns out like this. Big steaming pile of 💩

The truth is Star Wars is dead. Lucasfilm doesn't care about the IP they just want to push their social ideological stances through that medium and make money off it. Like honestly the last exciting thing all us fans were happy about was seeing Luke in the Mandalorian... that was a while ago and says alot.

Because he genuinely cares about Star Wars. Disney sees it as the goose laying golden eggs while they're butchering it to get the gold inside

Thankee Sai, you speak true

It's a hotel, they went for a specific aesthetic to make the thing feel unique, i agree its over-priced, but jesus christ, please go outside

Thats because the people working on these kind of projects are in no way star wars fans or even interested in star wars them selves. You get what you hire.

That's the thing though, they're no longer making this stuff for the fans. They just recently put a creative director on the upcoming KOTOR remake that has gone on the record saying they didn't like the original KOTOR. They are literally doing the complete opposite. Instead of taking people that are fans and passionate about universe and putting them in positions of power, they're hiring people to fill check boxes and not realizing they don't give a shit about this universe. They're just in it for the bottom line and the lack of passion and real connection to the original source material is damning.

And we, the fans, are the ones Kathleen Kennedy and her minions go out of their way to belittle, insult and alienate

Agreed. +respect for suggesting the Chimaera and the Executor.

That’s just the name of the experience. The ship is called the Halcyon. It’s a starcruiser owned by Chandrila Star Line, the galaxy’s premier luxury cruise company.

​@@jaylenkorth4945 OK, I looked it up and learned that it's from the High Republic era. Too bad they didn't go with a better known ship. At least with the Executor maybe you could have engaged the Rebels in battle or something more familiar to most fans. Oh well.

@@rebekah.2187 On this you get into fights with the First Order and eventually Kylo will board the ship. I totally think they nailed the concept and story integration, but the execution here is poor. The ship lacks the proper aesthetic

No one wants to be in space, on a cruise, in Star Wars. They want to visit new planets. Take Star Tours for example. 🤦‍♀️

Amen. I haven't been able to get behind Matt Vogel as Kermit. Bring back Steve Whitmire!

I would love a Lucasland, could you imagine how much better this could have been done

They should have three different sections for galaxy edge. One for the Sequels. One for the Prequels. One for the Originals. That way, they can profit off of all Star Wars fans, and *ALL* the Fans can have a nice Star Wars experience. It’s a win win

For that price I'd expect a complimentary lightsaber of my choosing (which isn't even crazy because the build your own lightsaber experience is $220 compared to $5k for TWO days). Haha.

@@theroyalmediator2658 I agree. You should be given a voucher to either build a lightsaber or a Droid in addition to a costume. It should be included as part of the experience, otherwise it should be called the Space Themed Hotel instead of a Star Wars experience.

Disney should hire all the star wars cosplayers and have them help make outfits for people. At least then the artistic fans get jobs and you learn how to make an outfit and get to take it home. As well as lower the price... but a star wars dnd experience for 5k sounds crazy for me.

A coruscant villa would be a fantastic idea with where you stay being what package you own. From luxury suites to Jedi accommodation. And even the underworld for the adults to enjoy alcohol and stores

@@brycehawkins6342 Nice idea, the underworld deck, and maybe a Naboo themed honeymoon deck with suites like we see at the royal lake resort, and a more economy star destroyer deck, should be a little more immersive, adults only, you're allowed to wear a costume (the main reason they don't let costumes for adults into Disney is because of the kids) and then have a lighter, less immersive and cheaper section for families with kids that like Star Wars, with happier locations like Kashyyyk and Hoth and Endor, with the most basic package being the Tantive IV or something, with a few characters running around.

$4 BILLION. But even just $1 Billion would be too easy for this company to run to the ground.

Feels more like the Astro Megaship from Power Rangers in Space and Terra Venture from Power Rangers Lost Galaxy..

Disney got confused and thinks they own Star Trek

There isn't creative talent at Disney. They do not understand how to create, only adapt. And badly at that these days.

@@lavp2099 Imagine Mickey meeting James Kirk.

Has to have the slave girls, too. Extra charge, of course. Per girl.

That’s Disney for you.

+ you’ll have all the ladies! A fair deal indeed. Would be an exceptional Star Wars experience. 😉😉😜

And he IS a worm

Hooo, ho ho ho ho ho ho!

Looks like the fifth element to be honest

it reminds me of the interior of a Galaxy class from Star Trek.

@@MLPDethDealr32 Some of the hallway paneling is really shaped like the corridor paneling on the Enterprise-D. Honestly, the Enterprise-D is my favorite ship of all time and I would have been perfectly happy if they'd faithfully reproduced that instead (obviously not likely to happen for licensing reasons.) They should have done something that felt more faithful to their "own" franchise.

@@MrAsmontero Not super familiar with that aesthetic, but agree that it definitely feels like something other than the Star Wars property.

@@Korgano Oh, if you liked old Star Wars, you'll probably like the Fifth Element, it's a classic. :) And I agree with Santiago, it reminded me a lot of the Fifth Element.

I'd rather delete my soon-to-be dead channel than to stay in that hotel.

@@thegameolorian3797 zamn way to plug and still agree

bro same

I'll take a full scale hanger where you can explore around the iconic ships that we know and love brought to life and real size. Now THAT would be cool!

DIsney released Galaxy's Edge music quite a while ago on Apple music, and that shit is amazing. Literally all gibberish. But made by people who understand the Star Wars Vibe

I think the design team isn't the core of the problem. They have some really cool concept pieces, though they do seem too generalized. I'm gonna say it's who ever is holding the purse strings giving them a quarter or less than what they need to make a "magical" experience, and (this is the conspiracy theorist in me here but) maybe they want something without any specific characters or recognizable elements because they plan to sell the Star Wars ip and they'll just rebrand the hotel rather than having to scrap it. Seems unlikely but Disney is starting to feel ashamed of what they've done with the ip, or they wouldn't have pulled the video.

I came up with a better idea in 30 seconds that that enabled the huge KZfaq pole that Star Wars has de isn't under control of Disney and would bring it under control for this instance to Disney.

Well yeah that lady had a good voice and all but what the heck was she singing?. That was nothing like Star Wars and it was cheesy af imo. I would prefer the classic cantina band playing a thousand times over that woman singing a bad and uninspired pop song.

That song belongs in Frozen, not Star Wars.

That dancing Twi'lek doesn't look oppressed enough for Star Wars even 🤣🤣🤣

Imgineer: "Shouldn't the Twi'leks be as scantily dressed as we can legally get away with?" Exec: "Are you a racist bigot or something?"

@@Hybris51129 At leat the Imagineer have SOME knowledge.

Don't know why, but I heard JK Simmons rendition of j jonah jameson as the stand in for the Disney Execs. lol Just sounds like something he would say. xD

Unrealistic. Disney wouldn’t treat its staff that well.

Dear God 😂

The Twi’lek brothel could be pretty cool😋

Is earth spice just adding red and orange food coloring to your crack cocain?

I'm more of a death sticks kinda guy

You're so right pal!! Love me some Twi'leks of all colors!!!

Wtf do Filoni and Favreau have to do with a Star Wars hotel? There are more than two creatives in the industry and they should focus on making content not a hotel

@@brams9431 is not about the creatives it’s about them being able to really grasp what star wars is and understand which both faloni and favreau do

WHILE THE FACIAL EXPRESSION SAYS SO MUCH 😂

“The silence is the key to all of this.”

"What I remember about the rise of the Empire is how quiet it was"

@@matthewroll3947 Lmaooo

It was almost a full 40 seconds, which has a jump cut 😂

The Starcruiser consoles look like they were taken straight off a Buck Rogers set.

Disney used to make art, now all they do is rely on Pixar for manufactured films and making their own terrible remakes.

@@Oodelally And before the art, came the propaganda lol. Let's not act as if they had a clean start xD

@@randoqiqks Propaganda for WW2, which was fought against the Nazis. Which isn’t actually that “bad”.

@@randoqiqks the propaganda was against goddamn Hitler. How about we start with how workers were treated?

@@Oodelally he's a communist. He thinks the few times Disney bashed communism was bad. These people are some of the most head in the sand people you will ever meet

China owns it they just won't tell the people

For five grand you can cruise in style around the Mediterranean for two weeks straight.

@@skaetur1 OR a 7 night Caribbean cruise on a Royal Caribbean cruise IN A JUNIOR SUITE.

I booked a 7 day Royal Caribbean cruise in 2 exterior rooms for 4 ppl for 5 grand. What they are wanting to charge is outrageous. That is out of reach for the average consumer and fan.

That was my thought exactly!

Kathleen Kennedy doesn’t want you to THINK about Star Wars except for the final trilogy (aka Disney 💩💩💩). That’s why nothing from the first 6 movies are in Galaxy’s Edge.

You can even have Billy d Williams aka Lando do advertising and announcements

I just want one goddamn storm trooper and a droid walking around or something

If you really want to do a luxury cruiser use the one that already exists in canon: Duchess Satine's Coronet, which we see in The Clone Wars (Voyage of Temptation Arc) It looks a lot nicer, too.

Hire this man.

I heard it’s the opposite. Lots of planned activities. Only 4 meals and a Galaxy’s Edge quick service are included. So it’s not plenty of eating and drinking.

It's a hotel, not a cruise.

To be fair it is a hotel room. To me it the price tag. 5-6k for what?

@@Eidlones a cruise takes you somewhere you’d otherwise pay up to thousands of dollars to go. This is a hotel experience that (I assume) includes admission to one theme park that otherwise cost $100 to attend.

You really should apologize for trying to speak for all cruise passengers and all Star Wars fans simultaneously. It really is inappropriate and a truly unfortunate look for you. One should be very ashamed to perpetuate such outdated and unnecessary polemics against cruising. Please issue an immediate apology.

shoot I get more immersed doing hyperspace in SWTOR

agreed

before the prequels came out, i thought maybe that Jesus was a mutant, like in the Xmen, because he could regenerate, heal others, levitate, but if he was a jedi also, that would make sense, so if they had Jesus in this, people would go, i don't know if they could pull it off as being entertaining

That's only thanks to Jon Favreau...maybe they should have consulted HIM, for this project?😖

you can really tell where the Disney Execs take over and run a project versus when they let the artists run it.

the mandalorian was not done by disney

The Mando still had its issues, certainly. But it was far better than the rest of Disney’s cinematic vomit.

I’d do this for my high fantasy

@@RazorO2Productions Definitely. The reason I got into fantasy LARPing back in the day was a guy I knew who was into it. The thing is that you know anyone who is going to spend $5k on a Star Wars LARP is a gigantic fan. The opportunity to have access tosomeone who has Disney access to lore would be gold.

Right?

I would definitely pay for something like that.

Hey, I know you :)

your stuff is great! keep up the great work :D

Your channel helps me relax. Thank you

Or Satine's luxury transport (The Coronet) from the Clone Wars.

So uncivilized!

Take a seat! Lol

Eventually Im sure they will with a hhuuggeeeee price tag

Heck, for that price the lightsaber should be included with the hotel stay.

@@J.D.Vision I had assumed that would be the case... hopefully it is... for their sake.

A person's face speaks more than a 1000 words

3:05-3:37 My thoughts exactly...

Where can I insert my credit card for Mico traction

I cant help but feel the same

@@BURNi3BURNs and i’ve never even seen Star Trek

@@namecomingsoon9517 lol I never gave it a chance either, SW was always more visually appealing to me...

That's genius🤦‍♂️, that's also really cool because you could have both kids and adults do it since judging by the concept art adults can't do the training which cmon lets be honest, it's what we all wanna do. Anyways it's disappointing that in 10 minutes people come up with better concepts.

Totally. The AR potential is HUGE. Lightsabers, blaster bolts, aliens walking around, spaceships flying through the air...

Or just a VR headset made to look like a rebel helmet.

They can totally just mod beatsaber and it would have been better than that.

That would've been a fantastic idea! Unfortunately they don't seem creative enough to try that....

First time I saw this ad. Jeez. Star Wars was (and has returned) as this gritty dusty broken down grounded world - look at the Mandalorian. This looks more like they have looked at Wall-E and totally missed the social and environmental commentary in said movie while also catastrophically mis-interpreting the Star Wars universe as an added bonus-failure. No Star Wars fan would chose the AXIOM over the barely function mess of Millennium Falcon. Dropping out of the sky in the perpetually failing Razor Crest - yes thank you very much. Hanging out at the Mos Eisley Cantina Bar - now that is worth money. Hanging out in something so outlandishly "slick" that not even the crew of USS Enterprise would have met up there is totally missing all the points. This must be the most un-immercive and alienating realization of a "universe" ever built. Unless some rich kid's star-wars heroes are the Kaminoans or something. Here is something that makes kids go wide eyed. For 20 years I, as a geo-scientist, run quaternary geology field courses at Hardangerjøkulen, Norway. For the 5 day course us the lecturers always had a secret half-day excursion. Because we were having the course in the location for filming Echo Base on the planet Hoth. THAT feels like being in Star Wars and that got geo-students even way outside of the Fandom really exited (then we saw IV in the evening). And this points to the majestic stupidity of Disney. Those willing to pay insane amounts of money for Star Wars do not want panels to fall off the walls and ceilings. Fans of Star Wars expect panels to fall off walls and ceilings. This is like setting up "Blade Runner World" in Las Vegas.

Kathleen Kennedy doesn’t WANT ANYTHING to reflect the first two trilogies. She thinks people that like the first 6 movies are too old. She wants the focus to be on “her” trilogy (the final 3).

Perhaps a bit more than just a room with a few old arcade machines spray painted a light grey.

@@feldspar3858 Nailed it. But she's forgetting that it's not the 10-year-olds who can afford this, it's the older fans whom she despises. Kennedy: _"I hate you people. Now pay me!"_

Man if I become rich one day I still wouldn’t pay for this rip off my pride won’t let be Disney is insane.

I looked up the cost and it’s actually $5,200 for two adults and a child package, not 5k per person. Still its way too steep for what we’ve seen…

Even star trek fan wouldn't visit this generic hotel 🤑 Disney only wants money

@@ecs2ecs46 For that much money I could fund my own fan film. Least I'd have something to show for it.

@@sahilmehta7732 of course they do , that’s why they are a business, but this is terrible for way over priced