Stephen Colbert's Cyborgasm: Artificial Intelligence

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6 жыл бұрын

Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg are having a nerd-off about whether or not machines are going to kill us all.
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@Eggmancan 6 жыл бұрын

The video of deep mind running is fucking hilarious, but remember it taught itself to do this on its own. It doesn't know how a human walks, it was just given a human form and told to get from point A to point B. The fact that it could learn that on its own is kinda incredible.

@TeddyKrimsony 6 жыл бұрын

yeah and also the joints weren't inputted fully realistically, that's why it moves like crazy lol

@neilslater8223 6 жыл бұрын

Yes, and there are better "learning to walk" AI videos here on KZfaq too. The Deep Mind video was just showing the results of one specific style of learning.

@blasteroid9143 6 жыл бұрын

yeah.. and it taught itself to walk in like what? 3 hrs? a human baby takes yrs with the help of others.. I'm more scared seeing how people are not scared.

@Dr.Spatula 6 жыл бұрын

blasteroid Unfortunately, the flaw in your example is human babies do not actually take that long to learn how to walk. They require years to develop the physical ability to walk. Its like comparing a baby not being able to hold it's head up and an androids head being affixed

@mavendeo 6 жыл бұрын

m Personally, I find it interesting that DM chose to walk like a human instead of on all fours like an animal or baby. In doing so, it had no idea what to do with its arms, which is why it looked like it was thinking, "What are these? What am I supposed to do with these!?" the entire time...

@woodyworld6226 6 жыл бұрын

It's all jokes and laughter until a bunch of robots are chasing you down the street. 🤖🤖🤖😨

@sd501st5 6 жыл бұрын

*loses It is all fun and games until a rogue AI corrects your grammar.

@sd501st5 6 жыл бұрын

Oh well, my bad then. ^^ I misinterpreted your sentence as implying that somehow an AI got lost, and nobody knows where it has gone. Maybe I shouldn't read youtube comments before I had my morning coffee. xD

@sd501st5 6 жыл бұрын

Julius Red That google deepmind dummy is the equivalent of a 6 month old fetus(so, not actually even born or conscious yet) trying to walk. It's actually quite impressive when seen in the proper context. ^^

@21972012145525 6 жыл бұрын

I don't get how the google a.i. Is even Ai? Just looks like computer softwRe, which we've never called Ai previously?

@davidbodor1762 6 жыл бұрын

If they walk like that then we might still be laughing as they chase us =))

@nulnoh219 6 жыл бұрын

You know if the AI are fed contents off of the Internet. Making fun of them on the Internet might not be the best idea?

@aurora5481 6 жыл бұрын

I know you meant it in a they-will-take-revenge kind of way, but for some reason, my first thought was "are we gonna give them low self-esteem"?

@IAmHermaeusMora 6 жыл бұрын

It'll be okay. I'm sure their thoughts will be very binary.

@allenluce4070 6 жыл бұрын

Aurora Häkli there was that one Japanese chat bot that became super depressed and suicidal. Sooooo maybe?

@cybervoid8442 6 жыл бұрын

Maybe the AI will learn to make fun of AI

@part-timepartytime9621 6 жыл бұрын

Allen Luce Well the Japanese themselves are generally very depressed and suicidal, I think the bot just mimicked the culture.

@SilverMe2004 6 жыл бұрын

That "Machines will win" is an anti-gambling add by the Victorian government

@twidiot 6 жыл бұрын

guessing you're a fellow Victorian who noticed it?

@luuketaylor 6 жыл бұрын

Huh. I must not stick around the CBD enough to have noticed.

@twidiot 6 жыл бұрын

it's in crown casino on the slots

@luuketaylor 6 жыл бұрын

That explains it, I don't go to the casinos! But it definitely makes sense that it's around there.

@twidiot 6 жыл бұрын

the Victorian government definitely takes AI very seriously. They wanna start the campaign against it in the casinos and move from there ;p

@equleart 6 жыл бұрын

For all the making fun of an AI learning to walk, it did what took humans I don't know how many thousands of years and did it in maybe a few months. Like don't get me wrong I found this segment funny, but joking about something just because it looks or sounds a little stupid while ignoring the mindblowingly fast pace of invention is just a little disingenuous

@jameel626 6 жыл бұрын

It's not disingenuous; it's called making a Joke, which usually has a subject and in this case that's the AI's walk. Jokes are always at someone's expense. It's like saying we must not laugh at the Wiley Coyote because he's just a starving animal - sure but if you think like that, making a Joke would be impossible. Someone is always at the brunt of it, no matter how significant that thing or person is.

@faultier1158 6 жыл бұрын

AI will always look silly until it gets out of hand for the first time. An AI that has access to the internet could get from stupid to "I spread all over the world and manipulate humans without them noticing" pretty quickly. A propaganda AI on this scale could cause a lot of harm. And it would ofc be possible to attack our infrastructure from the internet. If that happens, it might not be possible to get rid of this AI without turning the whole fucking internet off.

@MultiOMFG1 6 жыл бұрын

...OR we laugh to keep from continually crying and/or screaming in terror.

@TCt83067695 6 жыл бұрын

equle are you kissing ass just in case the AI reads your comment some day and decides to spare you?

@smashingpots9928 4 жыл бұрын

Theres a flaw in your logic, the AI wasnt learning to walk, it was mimicing humans walking. It

@NewMessage 6 жыл бұрын

I kept waiting for Geoff Peterson to make a cameo.

@bpe-music 6 жыл бұрын

New Message That would have been beyond epic. :-)

@rikuddou 6 жыл бұрын

.... Balls!

@spaceforcevet985 6 жыл бұрын

check ze tweets

@mattomoros 6 жыл бұрын

That would be so exciting... in my pants!

@hereLiesThisTroper 6 жыл бұрын

The AI got itself taught on how to walk from the Ministry of Silly Walks

@minimumeffort4948 6 жыл бұрын

That AI learning to run, my side's are killin' XD

@klappstuhl4370 6 жыл бұрын

"Going to the store" xD

@MultiOMFG1 6 жыл бұрын

I lost it when it was navigating the corner. Oh, God. I needed that laugh.

@AlishaRoseWilson 6 жыл бұрын

Omg, I'm 😂😂😂 irl

@ericandy88 6 жыл бұрын

Looked more like Phoebe trying to run.

@QuantumBraced 6 жыл бұрын

I think Musk meant that AI will be used as a weapon by countries in WW3, not that WW3 would be humans vs. machines.

@TykusBalrog 6 жыл бұрын

QuantumBraced no that's exactly what he means. He is seriously worried about a robot uprising.

@zwe1l1nkehaende 6 жыл бұрын

Yes, but he is worried that nation states will give AI control over weaponsystems to get a military edge and AI turning on their masters. That istn't unjustified. Samsungs battle platforms are largely autonomous already. This is a trend that will only increase.

@ragibishrak1310 6 жыл бұрын

Actually he is worried about both. You should read up on artificial super intelligence. You will see why.

@jens6398 6 жыл бұрын

No and no. He is concerned about the race for the first super-human AI. As argued by Bostrom, this could be a winner-takes-it-all scenario, hence justify any means to be first.

@kylenguyen7371 6 жыл бұрын

Who says one won't lead to another?

@oberoivarun 6 жыл бұрын

Man.. if judgement day comes and the AI is coming at me, running like that... i'm gonna die laughing!

@graemepennell 6 жыл бұрын

It was humerous until they showed the deepmind film. This is because the programme actually learned itself, it taught itself. It's not like any other living organism that can copy from another by vision or other communication. This program done it all on its own. Damn right you should be scared.

@2drealms196 6 жыл бұрын

The programmers didn't program in a need for conservation of energy and move about as energy efficiently as possible. All they programmed in was to get from point A to point B. The arms are flailing in order to increase momentum, it works but its not energy efficient.

@mstylekaka 6 жыл бұрын

i appreciate the joke but like if you're not in tech space, you don't really know how big these improvements are

@shaun906 6 жыл бұрын

I just hope we all benefit and not just the top 5%, I cant believe people still want to work like its the 1930s or even 1830s. as jobs dry up that's what is going to happen?

@ClayLoomis1958 6 жыл бұрын

That's such a great celebration of walking ( 4:22 ). It's like the computer is saying, "Look at me, I'm walking!"

@mbord7057 6 жыл бұрын

As someone in graduate school studying artificial intelligence I will tell you that you don't have to fear AI coming alive and killing you. What you should fear is the people who will use this technology to create robots that will be used against humans. Soldiers that can be easily mass produced and that would NEVER say no.

@myrarolston 6 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh so hard my mother thought I was dying 😂😂😂

@hoboogre8023 6 жыл бұрын

The last minute and a half of this was THE single, funniest damn thing I've ever seen. I think I hurt myself laughing that hard....

@RegisBladeStudios 6 жыл бұрын

Dear god I was dying watching the google figure running. I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard!

@OriginalPiMan 6 жыл бұрын

That "machines will win" poster from near the start of the video is an anti-gambling ad from Victoria, Australia.

@JayMiV 6 жыл бұрын

Lol, Stephen laughing at the intro once it's done playing haha

@SamanthaN92 6 жыл бұрын

4:25 reminds me of that creepy video; late to a meeting 😂😂😂

@piratemeow 6 жыл бұрын

'Cyborgasm' that intro made me laugh so much tears came out of my eyes

@Christina17243 6 жыл бұрын

The robot running around the corners was so funny.

@socrappyicoulddie 6 жыл бұрын

That Google AI trying to walk is one of the funniest things I've seen all week

@fyousuf18 6 жыл бұрын

Omg the Google AI part has me in stitches 🤣🤣🤣

@cecoletti1 6 жыл бұрын

i have rarely laughed as hard as this in my whole life

@psychedelicdreamer986 6 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard I think I sprained something lmao!

@MrPooPooJohn 6 жыл бұрын

omg that cyborgasm grunt LOL

@SomeGuyNamedKeith 6 жыл бұрын

Once you've stop laughing, picture this: the Terminators running around the way DeepMind thinks they should. LMAO

@Xidnaf 6 жыл бұрын

Would have been cool if he had taken the threat a bit more seriously. Like, he could still make jokes and everything but he coulda mentioned why people are so concerned in the first place.

@JustAnswers359 6 жыл бұрын

Stephen Colbert is the greatest show host ever. His energy, presentation and comedy are golden grammy worthy

@qtpi935 6 жыл бұрын

Would have been funnier if he focused on how hilarious the idea of the robot running at the end looks as it's called "learning to walk".

@brain_apostrophe_t 6 жыл бұрын

One time a friend of mine kicked the vending machine at our university and instead of reeling the candy bar forward it receeded the candy bar all the way to the back. We are all going to die.

@DRiungi 6 жыл бұрын

Haha, "clean out the garage? I'd rather be dead."

@ajarhodes7395 6 жыл бұрын

stephen why are you the greatest? thank you for your contribution to humanity. the world needs you. keep it up. much love, xoxo

@isaacthek 6 жыл бұрын

I'm dying... of laughter.

@Zak_How 6 жыл бұрын

the open bar joke! haha

@dg9334 6 жыл бұрын

AI learned how to walk by itself in a matter of short time. Human ancestors took millions of years to stand on two feet and move. The AI’s walk may look silly for now but his speed of progress is incredible and in 10-20 years we will not laugh anymore.

@vazak11 6 жыл бұрын

That was incredible XD The AI just giving up, ah, such humanity :D

@samf7080 6 жыл бұрын

Hahahahhahah " i want bourbon" funny $hit.

@ngeffre 6 жыл бұрын

Colbert is awesome.

@Awesomefulrific 6 жыл бұрын

Your joke on the running AI made me laugh like the internet rarely does - thank you!

@velvetlensfilms3290 6 жыл бұрын

We're going to see a lot of Arnold's around very soon. "I'll be back."

@ToneyCrimson 6 жыл бұрын

You dont understand how amazing that A.I animation is!

@op2265 6 жыл бұрын

If you look up the video of the walking AI you will also see it naruto running.

@Fjarhultian 6 жыл бұрын

The robot-uprising will lead to the age of magic wizardry. We had the order wrong.

@alexlandherr 6 жыл бұрын

At 4:20, looks like it learned some guitar strokes to on the way.

@kashaunmorris2179 6 жыл бұрын

1:57 is my favorite part😂

@einat1622 6 жыл бұрын

2:58 I would totally buy a coffee maker like that !

@yoursjuli 6 жыл бұрын

"Vitamin deficient Tony Stark" 😭😭😭

@Strawberry92fs 6 жыл бұрын

Remember when Microsoft made an AI that went full Nazi in like 24 hours? I think her name was "tay" and she was supposed to be a teenage girl?

@Woot831 6 жыл бұрын

Incidentally, Tay also developed a daddy complex too, which is how you know it got exposed to 4Chan.

@jexxer 6 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one who thinks the DeepMind AI walking and getting frustrated at the wall is adorable? It's like a baby trying to figure things out.

@jaydavids6485 6 жыл бұрын

I think that coffee was terminator jizz. And colbert got away with that... haha:) ... listen to the robot carefully

@trellia 6 жыл бұрын

Why do I feel that once the machines gain sentience they will make us pay for laughing hysterically at this.

@scottbarber6694 6 жыл бұрын

Monty Python's "Ministry of Silly Walks" !!

@beardeddragonlover8889 6 жыл бұрын

4:12 HELL YEAAAAAAA I LOVE HERRRRRRRRR

@AlinNemet 6 жыл бұрын

lol so funny

@justachannel9379 6 жыл бұрын

The cops ignored that guy and threw him in jail, hell yes.

@LikeTheBuffalo 6 жыл бұрын

Damn, that AI trying to get around the wall can do a pretty sweet Cabbage Patch

@joeins9720 6 жыл бұрын

I want that coffee machine! :D

@thislookssketchy 6 жыл бұрын

The A.I looks like it's trying to run, skip and dab at the same time.

@leonkootstra6301 6 жыл бұрын

cyborgs have been amongst us since the 70's, someone with for instance a pacemaker is a man/machine hybrid

@knives1246 6 жыл бұрын

I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.

@sshum00 6 жыл бұрын

Jokes aside, the impressive thing about Deep Mind learning to walk is that it understood the concept of a gyroscope without explicitly being taught the notion that gyroscopic motions can adjust your balance.

@AneekaSwatiprabha 6 жыл бұрын

"He gets his news from facebook" :D

@juliox.1829 6 жыл бұрын

That was fucking hilarious

@awesomeguy9573 6 жыл бұрын

Yes, let's laugh while we still can

@mikewazowski350 6 жыл бұрын

I thought the Deep Thought animation was more like Drumpf trying to run. After a few minutes, he stiffens up and falls over and dies.

@CptMikeTango1 6 жыл бұрын

Colbert himself is a robot so no, i'm not worried

@BrnBear 6 жыл бұрын

Also, could you imagine super intelligent robots numbering the THOUSANDS running at you just like that... Fucking terrifying...

@gutspraygore 6 жыл бұрын

Colbert tells joke. Baptiste: OhhhhhhHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHhhhOhhh.... Jeez louise.

@benglaser1345 6 жыл бұрын

I need that cyborgasm pic on a poster

@alexseguin5245 6 жыл бұрын

Lol at Musk for fearing AI. I think he's giving it way too much credit.

@paulgarcia2887 6 жыл бұрын

Ima laugh when your job gets replaced by a machine :D

@cesarmadero05 6 жыл бұрын

Google's Deepmind learn to walk by QWOP walkthroughs and Monty Python's Silly Walks.

@casualgerm 6 жыл бұрын

if it's possible, Elan please run for President!

@Nomar.Norono 6 жыл бұрын

"...he gets his news from Facebook!" OUCH!!

@jaredwhite88 6 жыл бұрын

OMG, those AI walking videos 😂😂😂 - I literally had to muscle all my willpower to avoid spewing water all over my computer and disturbing my coworkers. (That's what I get for watching KZfaq at work, I guess...)

@BlakieTT 6 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie though, Stephen flailing his arms like that looked really happy. I wish I was that happy :p

@88cryingwolf 6 жыл бұрын

Someone should make a video with a terminator chasing Sarah Connor except the terminator moves just like this robot. Lol.

@NerdGeekFutureSpeak 6 жыл бұрын

Woo, Capt Janeway!

@tarinai344 6 жыл бұрын

OMGOMGOMG!!! My favourite late night host talking about my favourite topic! What just happened? Is this gonna be a recurring segment!?!!!

@pseudonayme7717 6 жыл бұрын

Zuckerberg is still struggling with actual intelligence, hes a long way off cracking the artificial kind :D

@MasterDeanarius 6 жыл бұрын

YES Janeway is the best captain! Didn't know I coud like this man even more!

@xyrus85 6 жыл бұрын

I want that coffee maker

@mipmipmipmipmip 6 жыл бұрын

I'd like that coffee machine though.

@lornanunez2563 6 жыл бұрын

Drunk from D Burban

@RyanJohnson 6 жыл бұрын

They should be skeptical if Sponsored Ads first.

@claudiag8097 6 жыл бұрын

I want a coffee machine like that

@wpl6661 6 жыл бұрын

Methinks Musk has watched the Simpson's show where the family goes to Itchy and Scratchy Land.

@BergenDev 6 жыл бұрын

God, i want a coffeemaker like that...

@Madvillainy91 6 жыл бұрын

That walking AI makes my day

@BlakieTT 6 жыл бұрын

That graphic for the Cyborgasm though... -.-

@LarryPanozzo 6 жыл бұрын

Ooooooooooh guy in the background you’re my hero

@zigalkodonverven3862 6 жыл бұрын

Still better animated than Foodfight

@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep 6 жыл бұрын

That graphic intro was VERY Craig Ferguson-esque.

@madassbadgers 6 жыл бұрын

Damn right Jane mulgrew, lol

@mitchevans9315 6 жыл бұрын

Google AI-that is exactly how I run into walls.

@DeTrOiTXX12 6 жыл бұрын

He went easy on Zuckerberg..lol

@timothydrake1678 6 жыл бұрын

A.I. had heart attack.

@lordlacolith 6 жыл бұрын

Deep Mind walking looks like those weird videos of pink humanoids running down the street and convulsing.

@burf4963 6 жыл бұрын

The stuff that really creeps me out are these little robots that the military are making that cruise around on treads with a machine gun and uses facial recognition whether to fire on someone or not. Right now it has a 90% success rate, but even if they get it to 100% that's still scary stuff.