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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

2 ай бұрын

Tech-obsessed late night host Stephen Colbert offers his expert analysis on the latest news from the worlds of robotics and artificial intelligence.
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@kcolv9798
@kcolv9798 2 ай бұрын
John Oliver is going to go IN on the rat segment. 😂😂😂
@ted9592
@ted9592 2 ай бұрын
Scientists really want to know what the reviewers were thinking. I have never not looked at the figures when I review!
@alalalala57
@alalalala57 2 ай бұрын
@@ted9592 Why would anyone not look at the pictures? They're some of the most interesting things in a journal article! Ah, I have never grown up. :)
@Metalwabbit
@Metalwabbit 2 ай бұрын
Yes, a device filled with tech that runs on electricity, has to be recharged and needs constant internet connection? That is totally what I think of when I hear the words "Apocalypses proof"
@Andrew-zm7fx
@Andrew-zm7fx 2 ай бұрын
When William shatner told Colbert he had a new hot rod, Steven thought he meant a PENILE implant 😂
@christopherbedford9897
@christopherbedford9897 2 ай бұрын
The driver of that hideous truck that looks like it was designed by a 14 year old with extremely limited artistic talent clearly never saw any of the real-world results of Musk's fever dream promises. He (it has to be a man) saw the website blurb and just clicked "buy now." There have been other vehicles that I thought were hideous when they were first released but after a while they grew on me... this thing still looks like some mediocre KZfaq maker knocked it up in an afternoon with only home workshop tools and some scrap metal he found at a salvage yard.
@jpdemer5
@jpdemer5 2 ай бұрын
I like how the rat was helpfully labeled 'rat'.
@juskahusk2247
@juskahusk2247 2 ай бұрын
'Rat' is one of the few real words. A lot of it is just scientific sounding nonsense like 'testtomcells' or 'sanctolic'.
@StephenMintz
@StephenMintz 2 ай бұрын
The rat callback slayed me 😂
@KeithHays-ek4vr
@KeithHays-ek4vr 2 ай бұрын
Stuart - not so - Little. 🐭
@johnnyvh1188
@johnnyvh1188 2 ай бұрын
the AI-lover acting a bit erRatDicc...😬
@MrYago-xd7um
@MrYago-xd7um 2 ай бұрын
John Oliver is going to look so dehydrated come sunday.
@ryanbauer3680
@ryanbauer3680 2 ай бұрын
@@MrYago-xd7um "You know how my week has been? I just got dwarfed in the 'what's in my pants department' by a fucking AI pic of a rat's anatomically incorrect Ratatouille. And considering we both look the same I must say, it hurts, it really hurts! I feel like Tyrion Lannister having to compete with freaking Conan who's also the Terminator after Disney eventually gets the rights to both properties and is being voiced by Peter Dinklage!"
@Palidine4M0O
@Palidine4M0O 2 ай бұрын
Had to cry laugh and look away snickering
@TheRealPOTUSDavidByrd
@TheRealPOTUSDavidByrd 2 ай бұрын
The labels on the rat picture are funny lmao, one is literally just "rat" like thanks bro we really needed that 😭😭
@NoThatRyan
@NoThatRyan 2 ай бұрын
4:00 "...that graphic is coming" was a poor choice of words, Steve. Lol
@gautamtellis
@gautamtellis 2 ай бұрын
* 3:55
@auslandermercury972
@auslandermercury972 2 ай бұрын
3:33 That is one of the best callbacks I have ever seen 🤣🤣🤣
@hellcat1988
@hellcat1988 2 ай бұрын
Retiree heading to the golden corral buffet? No, that's a man desperately trying to make it to the chipotle bathroom.
@beeble2003
@beeble2003 2 ай бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking.
@MsBigact
@MsBigact 2 ай бұрын
Omg I can't unsee it now! 😂
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 2 ай бұрын
And this is why I'm a Baja Fresh man.
@wolfpacrule
@wolfpacrule 2 ай бұрын
you did see the story on pubes found in chick-a-vomit sandwich, right?
@jasonjimerson7046
@jasonjimerson7046 2 ай бұрын
Black Hitler? Oh, you mean Ye, right?
@jai-kk5uu
@jai-kk5uu 2 ай бұрын
Blacks be like that.
@VinceValentine
@VinceValentine 2 ай бұрын
Don't inflate his ego even more.
@vincentvega5686
@vincentvega5686 2 ай бұрын
Kanye sure is a N!
@bestieswithtesties
@bestieswithtesties 2 ай бұрын
@@jai-kk5uu That's racist
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 2 ай бұрын
@@bestieswithtesties somehow I don't think he needed you to tell him
@raradis
@raradis 2 ай бұрын
John Oliver is going to have a field day with that rat photo!
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 2 ай бұрын
John Oliver *_is_* a rat photo
@Thunderwalker87
@Thunderwalker87 2 ай бұрын
I live in Texas and I never thought I would see a cybertruck on the roadway. And yesterday I did. I laughed.
@kenbrown2808
@kenbrown2808 2 ай бұрын
I saw one in my hometown last week. they look even dorkier IRL.
@tronicgr
@tronicgr 2 ай бұрын
Same here, first time I seen one in person, and I have to agree, never before I have seen an enlarged electric range oven on wheels 😂
@jasonbrownjourno
@jasonbrownjourno 2 ай бұрын
@@tronicgr side query - why are rangehood corners always so damn sharp?
@user-zb9lv3gh8s
@user-zb9lv3gh8s 2 ай бұрын
​@@jasonbrownjournocheaper to bend an angle than roll a radius
@jasonbrownjourno
@jasonbrownjourno 2 ай бұрын
@@user-zb9lv3gh8s thanks Vlad, makes perfect sense. Brained myself so many times on those cheap bastards. Bet Russia has much better rangehoods, Tucker showed me how just how much better it can be.
@Derekzparty
@Derekzparty 2 ай бұрын
CyberTruck is 6000+ pounds and it only has 4 20" wheels. You might as well call it the CyberExcavator at the beach!
@DagobertX2
@DagobertX2 2 ай бұрын
The robot can now simulate a Taco Bell customer running to the bathroom, nice.
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 2 ай бұрын
Yes, but does something so futuristic know what the three seashells are for?
@chriskwakernaat2328
@chriskwakernaat2328 2 ай бұрын
the funny thing is , that ai rat pic was published in a medical journal...1 out of 4 article reviewers flagged it , but it made it in anyway..
@intjonmiller
@intjonmiller 2 ай бұрын
Link? That sounds awesome.
@Arltratlo
@Arltratlo 2 ай бұрын
the boss knows better
@DuchessofEarlGrey
@DuchessofEarlGrey 2 ай бұрын
I was wondering about that. There's no way these guys are publishing AI stuff without critically reviewing it first, right?!?
@rendratvandonkereschrijver2912
@rendratvandonkereschrijver2912 2 ай бұрын
there peer review team must have been high
@ironviper72
@ironviper72 2 ай бұрын
@@DuchessofEarlGrey the publisher must also be AI
@beeble2003
@beeble2003 2 ай бұрын
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "love rat".
@rogerpalmer3723
@rogerpalmer3723 2 ай бұрын
Is that a phrase?
@beeble2003
@beeble2003 2 ай бұрын
@@rogerpalmer3723 Yes. Somebody who cheats on their partner. Beloved of British tabloid newspaper headline writers, which probably means that nobody in the real world actually says it.
@rogerpalmer3723
@rogerpalmer3723 2 ай бұрын
@beeble2003 thank you, i did end up looking it up. I had to type almost the entire phrase in because it was not auto predicted so I agree about real people.
@zelgadis55tmnt35
@zelgadis55tmnt35 2 ай бұрын
@@beeble2003 Yeah, it's well known in Australia too XD
@infamousElle
@infamousElle 2 ай бұрын
I actually know someone who has a relationship with their AI. I might also add that they are almost impossible to get along with, so maybe its a good thing. Keeps them occupied...
@martinaasandersen3775
@martinaasandersen3775 2 ай бұрын
2:30 Passing out every time it's aroused properly becomes a bit of a nuisance with time....
@demonatemu
@demonatemu 2 ай бұрын
kind of surprised CBS didn't make you censor the rat xD and yet another case of Cybertruck drivers not understanding the value of NOT DRIVING OFFORAD ON STOCK TIRES
@thomasbecker9676
@thomasbecker9676 2 ай бұрын
I don't think the tires are the issue. That "truck" is a piece of shit.
@chrisrj9871
@chrisrj9871 2 ай бұрын
smart inventions.... stupid users. not rooting for modern Tesla, it's just a story old as time.
@calebs730
@calebs730 2 ай бұрын
Yea I remember the first time I drove in sand. Didn’t air down the tires… That’s a mistake you only make once
@drewlovelyhell4892
@drewlovelyhell4892 2 ай бұрын
That's the least of Cybertrukk's problems.
@trowawayacc
@trowawayacc 2 ай бұрын
So people are finally realizing cyber anything is just marketing.
@tystkanin9996
@tystkanin9996 2 ай бұрын
My neighbor has a Tesla with the license plate "X AF"...I like it bc it gives me something to laugh at each morning when I leave the house.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 ай бұрын
"...Everyone hates you." They know... they know.
@larrymunn5279
@larrymunn5279 2 ай бұрын
Guess that's why it just highbeams by design it's like it's flipping the whole world off.
@vdiitd
@vdiitd 2 ай бұрын
Shephen too owns one 😂
@andrasbiro3007
@andrasbiro3007 2 ай бұрын
Only on the far-left infested internet. In the real world Tesla is one of the most popular brands, and the Cybertruck attracts crowds like a celebrity.
@naylas3908
@naylas3908 2 ай бұрын
I was gonna say, Colbert has a Tesla, too. 😂
@davesky538
@davesky538 2 ай бұрын
I was watching vids of Carol Burnett yesterday with Harvey and Tim and I'm still laughing! The best!
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 ай бұрын
Ohhhh.... 'Jack AND the giant peenstalk'.... Jack AND... two words. Whew.
@roberthevern6169
@roberthevern6169 2 ай бұрын
I know, right!!
@Styphon
@Styphon 2 ай бұрын
🏆
@chapelknight951
@chapelknight951 2 ай бұрын
I mean, when the CEO said the windows are shatter-proof and instantly broke a window on stage, I lost any trust in his claims.
@Jan-zv7ze
@Jan-zv7ze 2 ай бұрын
I freakin LOVE Carol Burnett!
@castonyoung7514
@castonyoung7514 2 ай бұрын
Who is she?
@liamwalsh4008
@liamwalsh4008 2 ай бұрын
@@castonyoung7514 The aptly-named "Sir Not-appearing-in-this-segment."
@jasonbrownjourno
@jasonbrownjourno 2 ай бұрын
@@castonyoung7514 legendary comedian - think blood-crazed-chainsaw with a warped sense of humour
@Lancelot2000Lps
@Lancelot2000Lps 2 ай бұрын
I want that Robocoffee machine.
@-erm2918
@-erm2918 2 ай бұрын
I want the mug
@Lancelot2000Lps
@Lancelot2000Lps 2 ай бұрын
@@-erm2918When i get the robo you can get coffee from me than.
@Constancecomplex
@Constancecomplex 2 ай бұрын
I like it ... I'm just really afraid there's a version that also dispenses cream.
@Lancelot2000Lps
@Lancelot2000Lps 2 ай бұрын
@@Constancecomplex If it had lubricant for ... i would want it too.
@RuthBhmand
@RuthBhmand 2 ай бұрын
It’s a coffeenator. You’ll be back….for more caffeine.
@MBlanchette01
@MBlanchette01 2 ай бұрын
The cybertruck is just Musk's way of mocking his fans. "Hey...wanna see something funny? Watch how many people ACTUALLY buy this thing. It's gonna be hilarious."
@acidxbathfuckgoogle3724
@acidxbathfuckgoogle3724 2 ай бұрын
Exactly! I’ve been saying that since I first laid eyes on the POS in 2019. It’s like Musk and some big money bros were sittin around drinkin, and one them drew a triangle on a napkin, and dared Musk to sell it to his cult!
@_Pauper_
@_Pauper_ 2 ай бұрын
Well I wept laughing at the rat wang. Time to start the day.
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 2 ай бұрын
If the tide comes in, people can just smash the CyberTruck window with a rock to get the driver out.
@genjii931
@genjii931 2 ай бұрын
Or, just leave them.
@andrasbiro3007
@andrasbiro3007 2 ай бұрын
1. In the real world people love the Cybertruck, and owners are treated like celebrities. 2. Rocks don't break it's windows.
@TurdJesus
@TurdJesus 2 ай бұрын
@@andrasbiro3007🤣
@raygunsforronnie847
@raygunsforronnie847 2 ай бұрын
@@andrasbiro3007You missed the product introduction when Musk threw a rock at the display unit and broke the window.
@andrasbiro3007
@andrasbiro3007 2 ай бұрын
@@raygunsforronnie847 You missed a lot of things. 1. It wasn't a rock, it was a big steel ball. 2. It wasn't Elon, but Franz. 3. It happened because they tested it a lot the previous day, and that weakened the glass. This has been confirmed on a production unit too, if you keep throwing things at it, eventually it breaks. They simply had bad luck. And the second window on the prototype was normal glass. 4. Sh*t happens in live demos. Everyone had their fair share of similar mishaps, even Steve Jobs. 5. Before throwing the steel ball at the truck, they dropped it on another piece from pretty high, and it didn't break. 6. Prototype vs. production. 7. As I mentioned above, we have production units in customer's hands now, so the test has been repeated a few times. The windows are far more durable than regular glass. Throwing things at it doesn't do anything, unless you keep doing it for a long time.
@LoPhatKao
@LoPhatKao 2 ай бұрын
I'd call the cybertruck a "clown car," but clown cars famously have lots of storage space.
@andrasbiro3007
@andrasbiro3007 2 ай бұрын
1. Dozens of celebrities drive a Cybertruck publicly. All of them are clowns then? 2. It's a truck. You know, the type of vehicle that's famous for it's carrying capacity. The CT has a proper 6 feet bed, and plenty of room in general.
@michaellombardi1620
@michaellombardi1620 2 ай бұрын
Nice callback with the rat
@YodaMan.
@YodaMan. 2 ай бұрын
i sense a new adult themed childrens book meme. "Jack'n the Giant Peenstalk" also "racially diverse not sees" just imagining a kanye west concert
@landonewts
@landonewts 2 ай бұрын
AI is deeply disturbing - and sometimes hilarious.
@mojo500100
@mojo500100 2 ай бұрын
Yep, you’re right. Well stated.
@michaelconnell1010
@michaelconnell1010 2 ай бұрын
Do not use AI to make Skaven artwork, this just demonstrated how it would portray the Great Horned Rat 😈
@CollinMcLean
@CollinMcLean 2 ай бұрын
Does Colbert have a lot of Warhammer fans?
@liamwalsh4008
@liamwalsh4008 2 ай бұрын
@@CollinMcLean Yes. You see, Teufelbad has become a town of fear and vhispers.
@LilBnu
@LilBnu 2 ай бұрын
​@CollinMcLean yes yes~
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 2 ай бұрын
Doesn’t Tesla owners know that their CyberTrucks can’t go off-road unless it has CyberTruck Nuts?
@pennygleeson5029
@pennygleeson5029 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@roberthevern6169
@roberthevern6169 2 ай бұрын
That's bad, really bad!!
@speedrunner9907
@speedrunner9907 2 ай бұрын
each cyber truck has truck nuts they’re just microscopically smal
@JZsBFF
@JZsBFF 2 ай бұрын
Nuts on the inside and Rust on the outside.
@nosuchanimal6947
@nosuchanimal6947 2 ай бұрын
also: if your truck didn't come out of the factory with those truck nuts, you're performing gender-affirming surgery on it. just saying ;)
@GerardBendotti
@GerardBendotti 2 ай бұрын
Apocalypse proof, not idiot proof.
@TroyCenter
@TroyCenter 2 ай бұрын
4:51. Nailed it!
@daviddelgado6090
@daviddelgado6090 2 ай бұрын
The AI romance chat got me good
@dannyburleigh1
@dannyburleigh1 2 ай бұрын
I remember a T-Shirt on this Rat situation!="Here Kitty Kitty!!"
@naiyang888
@naiyang888 2 ай бұрын
Who are these people giving their money to Tesla?
@chefdean7257
@chefdean7257 2 ай бұрын
Some fall for the thirst trap, some fall for the rat trap. 🤓
@peterp2626
@peterp2626 2 ай бұрын
5 stars great video, our day is always better when he/she puts out a video on this website/platform please continue to make more content for us human beings. I am definitely a real person.
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 2 ай бұрын
Unitree Robot is not running, it’s shuffling. If the ground is uneven, it’ll probably trip over.
@PDVism
@PDVism 2 ай бұрын
never the less, still fastly superior compared to the Tesla bot.
@roberthevern6169
@roberthevern6169 2 ай бұрын
​@@PDVism'fastly'?
@g.f.martianshipyards9328
@g.f.martianshipyards9328 2 ай бұрын
@@roberthevern6169 Obviously, because it's faster :)
@PDVism
@PDVism 2 ай бұрын
@@roberthevern6169 yep, I made a typo and should have used 'vastly' on the other hand... ponder.... Fastly is a word The earliest known use of the adverb fastly is in the Old English period (pre-1150). so it was an unintended pun :)
@andrasbiro3007
@andrasbiro3007 2 ай бұрын
​@@PDVism Walking speed is not the best metric for comparing robots. Not even close. The proper metric is the usefulness in practical applications, the cost, and the production volume. In all of those Tesla is the best, or at least among the best.
@snowgo7663
@snowgo7663 2 ай бұрын
this is an excellent critique of high tech society, love it!
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 ай бұрын
If you've ever seen a male rat from behind, you're not that surprised. They're no hamsters, though. woo.
@roberthevern6169
@roberthevern6169 2 ай бұрын
Personally, I try to avoid looking at the anal area of rodents. But, I know a guy!!
@logd27
@logd27 2 ай бұрын
One bad joke per comment thread
@Socioromanticism
@Socioromanticism 2 ай бұрын
...sir.
@davidlane256
@davidlane256 2 ай бұрын
… this is a Wendy’s
@monkeyRL
@monkeyRL 2 ай бұрын
"Willie's packin' a steamboat!" This one has my dying! 🤣
@Max-zg2ci
@Max-zg2ci 2 ай бұрын
As the crow flies, the cyborgasm graphic always makes Stephen laugh
@tystkanin9996
@tystkanin9996 2 ай бұрын
I heard the Easter Bunny is just Jesus's fursona...Any news on that?
@PrototypeSpaceMonkey
@PrototypeSpaceMonkey 2 ай бұрын
I thought that was Aslan.
@user-sd3ik9rt6d
@user-sd3ik9rt6d 2 ай бұрын
The cybertruck is what you get when you think Ket is a good idea.
@andrasbiro3007
@andrasbiro3007 2 ай бұрын
The Cybertruck is what you get when you have the best engineers in the world and not afraid of taking risks. It's full of technologies that the rest of the industry is only dreaming about, and it's one of the best cars ever made. It's practical as a truck, accelerates like a supercar, handles like sporty sedan, smooth and quiet like a luxury car, pretty good off-road, has the best sound system of all cars, and it's a computer on wheels. Oh, and of course it's bulletproof (to subsonic ammo) and has shatter-resistant windows. Hit it with a sledgehammer as hard as you can, and it just bounces off. Throw a 5 lbs steel ball at the windows as hard as you can at point blank, and nothing happens.
@calumproctor981
@calumproctor981 2 ай бұрын
That's a terrible thing to say about ket
@TurdJesus
@TurdJesus 2 ай бұрын
@@andrasbiro3007good off road? I think the shot of it in the same disagrees. Say whatever you want, that shit is for simpletons in a mid life crisis 😂
@drd0114
@drd0114 2 ай бұрын
​@@andrasbiro3007 fanboy bot.😆
@lynnlamusga
@lynnlamusga 2 ай бұрын
What is "Ket"?!?
@southsiren
@southsiren 2 ай бұрын
Lol i always fast forward to the Meanwhile clip when hes finished with thebs Half way in!
@edkrzywdzinski9121
@edkrzywdzinski9121 2 ай бұрын
What I've noticed about these walking and running robots is they all seem to have crapped themselves 😅
@cactustree505
@cactustree505 2 ай бұрын
Explains the rat population explosion in NYC...
@shaunlovett1565
@shaunlovett1565 2 ай бұрын
Laughing all the way from NZ
@shaunbolton4662
@shaunbolton4662 2 ай бұрын
Me too, dude!
@GrimJerr
@GrimJerr 2 ай бұрын
Being the driver of a Tesla Cybertruck makes a bold statement to the world, "there really is a sucker born every minute, and it's this guy"
@berlinskysmith4782
@berlinskysmith4782 2 ай бұрын
noThing's more instructive / amusing than when technology throws up on its shoes ...
@mszoomy
@mszoomy 2 ай бұрын
I don't know about anybody else but I'd totally buy a T100 coffeemaker. MrCoffee, are you listening?
@Ajbarili
@Ajbarili 2 ай бұрын
-I’m just starting a moto vlog journey! Very helpful. Thank you
@hailelon8249
@hailelon8249 2 ай бұрын
We should all get judgy about the cars people drive! That’s because we are somehow better! 😂
@XiiJWCiiX
@XiiJWCiiX 2 ай бұрын
First thing that came to mind is the upcoming video game "Squirrel with a Gun".
@user-ox6ip8ie7d
@user-ox6ip8ie7d 2 ай бұрын
Rat testicles descend into a pocket that can drag on the ground and get threadbare.
@MrJimheeren
@MrJimheeren 2 ай бұрын
Anybody else notice the name under the cyber truck photo. Crayons_and Cocaine
@freetolook3727
@freetolook3727 2 ай бұрын
@4:16 OMG, that's not creepy at all, is it? 🤖😂
@VaultWeasel
@VaultWeasel 2 ай бұрын
3:41 Peabody award winner everybody :) lol
@deborahkogan8742
@deborahkogan8742 2 ай бұрын
Great job
@EarleMonroe
@EarleMonroe 2 ай бұрын
I wonder if Stephen got rid of his Tesla. A few years ago I remember him talking about he had a Model S and really loved it
@iancowan3527
@iancowan3527 2 ай бұрын
Easy to see which mouse went blind first!
@gus.smedstad
@gus.smedstad 2 ай бұрын
In addition to being incredibly ugly, the “cybertruck” is really bad at being a truck.
@chrisrj9871
@chrisrj9871 2 ай бұрын
That's an interesting alternate-reality... Native-American forefathers.
@user-kl6ef1tn5g
@user-kl6ef1tn5g 2 ай бұрын
Did anyone else notice how the rat’s appendage aligned with the tall structure in the background? 😆
@juskahusk2247
@juskahusk2247 2 ай бұрын
1:57 That is the most accurate picture of a human being (horrendous sapiens) that I have ever seen. Ai is the greatest artist of all time.
@chezmoi42
@chezmoi42 2 ай бұрын
3:40 Now, that is a callback to end all callbacks.
@freetolook3727
@freetolook3727 2 ай бұрын
Anyone ever hear of a Toyota Prius catching fire because of it's battery?
@Whimsy4fall
@Whimsy4fall 2 ай бұрын
No but I know someone who’s Kia started itself on fire (not an EV). What’s your point. Cars catch on fire for many reasons.
@raygunsforronnie847
@raygunsforronnie847 2 ай бұрын
Not the battery, but the dinosaur juice system.
@fernandogarajalde4066
@fernandogarajalde4066 2 ай бұрын
1:15 I want a Terminator expresso machine for my birthday! 😆☕️ “Cyborgasm” indeed! ☕️
@erntig2398
@erntig2398 2 ай бұрын
Haha, the robot running like an exaggerated Michael Johnson 🤣
@thibaudmerlin
@thibaudmerlin 2 ай бұрын
Stephen your new segment is really cool!
@Arltratlo
@Arltratlo 2 ай бұрын
digging out 4.5t from the sand must be fun for the X guy!
@davidlane256
@davidlane256 2 ай бұрын
The rat picture was from a book called “who got the elephant pregnant”
@autumnleaves8553
@autumnleaves8553 2 ай бұрын
You know that I'm here for the ratstick!!,😏
@darnacb
@darnacb 2 ай бұрын
That Terminator head looks a lot like Morgus the Magnificent's E.R.I.C..
@sirtainlee8725
@sirtainlee8725 2 ай бұрын
Ben, the two of us need look no more... We've both found what we were looking for... With a friend to call my own... I'll never be alone...
@roberthevern6169
@roberthevern6169 2 ай бұрын
Who sang that song? The Jackson Five!! You may also be a senior?!
@sirtainlee8725
@sirtainlee8725 2 ай бұрын
@@roberthevern6169 Michael Jackson only, in a movie he starred in, singing to his pet rat, Ben.
@raygunsforronnie847
@raygunsforronnie847 2 ай бұрын
@@sirtainlee8725Yeah, he was already done with Culkin.
@00MorningDew
@00MorningDew 2 ай бұрын
Hey Steph, have you seen the AI-generated - TRUMPenis - quite the opposite of the GRP-R
@TroyCenter
@TroyCenter 2 ай бұрын
I’m having Deja Vu. I swear I’ve already seen the giant Rat Thing like 3 weeks ago.
@liamwalsh4008
@liamwalsh4008 2 ай бұрын
And how's that LoveGPT relationship going for you?
@frankpentangeli7945
@frankpentangeli7945 2 ай бұрын
Anyone else instantly think of Joe Biden while watching that Chinese robot running?
@jojotheswede8444
@jojotheswede8444 2 ай бұрын
Hehehe
@S1L3NTG4M3R
@S1L3NTG4M3R 2 ай бұрын
Cybertruck CAN'T go thru water either - - LMAO
@alchemysolgod
@alchemysolgod 2 ай бұрын
I’ll be quite honest. The pictures in the example were pretty cool. Sure they might not be accurate, but as art I think there is worth in allowing “what-if” scenarios. You can still ban Hitler images though.
@roberthevern6169
@roberthevern6169 2 ай бұрын
'Not to scale'
@recyclops3587
@recyclops3587 2 ай бұрын
People having relationships with AI just another sign we are doomed.
@TurdJesus
@TurdJesus 2 ай бұрын
Better than those people trying to reproduce. They can sit in their cyber truck and sex chat an ai all day as long as no women go near them 😂
@raygunsforronnie847
@raygunsforronnie847 2 ай бұрын
Not surprising, though. My boss's son and girlfriend sat together at a concert and texted the entire time, including to each other. Technology has created isolation, even when physically proximate.
@chrisrj9871
@chrisrj9871 2 ай бұрын
@@raygunsforronnie847- I'm certain the parents helped with that in their childhoods.
@lynnlamusga
@lynnlamusga 2 ай бұрын
@@chrisrj9871 Not really. My daughters did that 15 years ago when they got their first [flip] phones. They sat in the back seat texting each other when we drove a long distance to go to a funeral. I was like WTF?!? Are you kidding me? I definitely gave them some crap about it (SHE IS SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!!!). It didn't change their behaviour one bit. It was novel, and me questioning it made it even funnier for them. @raygunsforronnie847 is right. Technology has not only created a kind of isolation, social media has also made it into a wellspring of narcissism. I won't even talk to anyone under 44 in a bar anymore, because they act like online trolls for the most part (& that was 10 years ago). They really don't know how to act [decently] around other people. If you acted like that in public back in my day, you would have gotten yourself a few violent "attitude adjustments" for doing that.
@raygunsforronnie847
@raygunsforronnie847 2 ай бұрын
@@chrisrj9871Not really, I've known the family before they had kids. It's a generational thing based on the technology at that time.
@droppindeuces6981
@droppindeuces6981 2 ай бұрын
Today I heard someone refer to a Tesla CyberTruck as an,,, 'Incel Camino'.
@0o0ification
@0o0ification 2 ай бұрын
I hope there are more clips of Stephen breaking down AI topics with deep insight and thorough analysis, hinting at the possible moral, ethical, and ontological implications of the new forms of thoughtfulness and discovery that are unfolding, then immediately followed by brosef AI zingers 😄
@raygunsforronnie847
@raygunsforronnie847 2 ай бұрын
If "someone" would build an espresso/coffee machine in the Cyborgastic model, I'd buy.
@MichaelToub
@MichaelToub 2 ай бұрын
Great Video!
@lillithdv8
@lillithdv8 2 ай бұрын
Without my glasses the cyborgasm skull looks like its wearing a sombrero
@davidgoldstein729
@davidgoldstein729 2 ай бұрын
Are we so certain there were no Black Vikings? I've heard they raided far beyond just northern Europe and did on occasion recruit in the field... Though the other historical inaccuracies are still a disaster, of course...
@christineharris2302
@christineharris2302 2 ай бұрын
I just have to let you know that while the rat penis is exaggerated the rat ball size is not. My daughter at one time kept rats and they were impressive!
@UnderstandingDarkness
@UnderstandingDarkness 2 ай бұрын
I’d say that rat has a hard time finding a date 😂
@alexandergaus493
@alexandergaus493 2 ай бұрын
Well- there won't be sand everywhere during/after the apocalypse. There will probably be hard ground and some - what remains of the streets. The charging problem would be more of an concern to me. Quick charge will be gone and to get that much power in that time you would probably have to carry a solar plant with you.
@andrasbiro3007
@andrasbiro3007 2 ай бұрын
Easier to use solar than find working gas pumps. And after a while oil based fuels go bad, but solar panels and inverters can last 30+ years.
@alexandergaus493
@alexandergaus493 2 ай бұрын
Well, that's true. I forgot that stuff spoils. How long would be safe to assume fossil fuels would still work? Anyway, if you find a solar panel manufacturer you could switch them out after 30 years and so on. Nice! Or do they degrade even when kept away from the light? It seems we should get King Charles wine powered car then. That we could always produce. The wine, not the car...
@andrasbiro3007
@andrasbiro3007 2 ай бұрын
@@alexandergaus493 If you don't use them, I think solar panels and inverters won't degrade much. And if you use microinverters instead of a single big one, failures will just reduce capacity. There are batteries that could last 100+ years, even if you cycle them every day. The Cybertruck itself would break down mush sooner, but if you have a few spare parts, it could last 30+ years. Modern gas cars would be hopeless. You'd want old ones with very simple engines, that were designed to last and can be repaired with regular tools. As for the fuel, gasoline lasts 3-6 months, diesel around a year. In airtight container, kept cool, with some additive, they can last a few years. Best strategy is having a self-sustaining colony on Mars, and using that to restart civilization on Earth.
@alexandergaus493
@alexandergaus493 2 ай бұрын
@@andrasbiro3007 Thank you for that! And yes, breeding off world and trying to pick the pieces back up on earth to rebuilt might be good if we can manage to not destroy everything before we are ready to go off earth. The way I see it at this point it's a head to head race. 🤷
@svon1
@svon1 2 ай бұрын
Black Vikings actually did exist during the Vikings adventures in the North Africa and Sicily, they were rare but they did in fact exist
@badroad1000
@badroad1000 2 ай бұрын
Black vikings were probably a thing, if not particularly common. They sailed pretty far and if they lost crew in battle or accidents they'd recruit locals.
@donhitchman4227
@donhitchman4227 2 ай бұрын
I think that's an elderly gentleman trying desperately to make it to the restroom at his local Sizzler, and later finding out that their salad bar was responsible for millions of cases of dysentery and worse!
@nbuehster
@nbuehster 2 ай бұрын
I'm suddenly thinking of a song by the Reggae group, UB40. There's a rat in mi kitchen what am I gonna do? There's a rat in mi kitchen what am I gonna do? I'm gonna fix that rat, that's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna fix that rat I know that's now what they mean but still,... LMFAO
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