So relatable. People who've seen me eat meat dozens of times still think I'm a vegetarian. I too have that look.

She killed me 🤣🤣🤣

I think that perfect response cracked us all up! What a legend she is!

@@UkeCan1 i juat thought the way she said it was really funny too. all her replies were funny. she's got a good sense of humor.

@@UkeCan1 funny but for me it's the opposite. I meet some people at work who no matter what would not believe I was not eating meat 🍖 and for many years they would genuinely speaking about recipes or barbecue and everytime I was politely telling them that I would not it that they thought I was joking 🤷‍♂️🤣

YES, I busted out so hard to that line.

Very funny

At least she is aware of how she looks. The whole "I've never even seen the sun" vibe with the mortician's pallor can throw a person off.

The Wit!

Or nicely scripted. Still cute and funny banter

Oh i thought that was marilyn manson

it's so cool to have her, she is precious

Love how Colbert just barely made it to the transition after that. Amazing self deprecation. Props to her.

Ironically a pretty cold response.

Nothing awkward about Annie. She her live and you'll see she's the sharpest wit in the pit

And I'm sad there wasn't a "They scream" joke due to the fact that the president of the Moscow chess federation is named Sergey Lazarev.

"In Soviet Russia, you no eat is potato, is potato eat you."

What would that joke have been?

“The robot broke the child’s finger. This is of course potato.”

@@wolfmcqueen9153 "In Soviet Russia, is potato is good, is potato is bad...everything is, just, potato."

I can hear Gru !

Agreed but if saying "they have A/C" in response to "how is your family handling the heat" makes her quick on her feet, I have an investment opportunity I've only told a few people about I think you're going to like...

@@josephstandish599 I think they were referring to the "I look like I'm a vegan, but I'm not"

scientists don't make pizza robots, engineers do

Sometimes problems like cancer are so nuanced and difficult, you just need to make a pizzabot.

@@josiewinters engineers are scientists.

@@mayatara1980 look it was a joke. I know that.

I, as a neuroscientist, feel dismissed by this recurring comment he does. I know it's a joke and some people understand the complexity of the situation (e.g. hundreds of different "cancers" exist with different pathological profiles, and in the last 30 years science improved incredibly the chances of survival from most of them). That said, many believe in conspiracies where science/pharmaceutical companies hide the cures for cancer to earn more (ridiculous statement that by the way hurts the scientists who aren't for sure rich, so where the fuck do they get this idea is out of my imagination). When Stephen does this joke over and over again he fuels these idiots, and the anti-science movements.

Merry Christmas, I give to you great gift which you always keep.... ...is potato.

@@ryanbauer3680 Plant it. Gift keeps on giving.

No thanks

@@injunsun "in Soviet Russia you not plant potato, potato plant you". 🥔

“Unfortunately we have made it to another New Year.”

The chess pieces, not so heavy. The consequences of playing out of turn, very heavy.

@@nickwallette6201 why did you make me laugh? 😆

@@nickwallette6201 💀💀

Is _Russian_ chess playing robot... arm is made from old hydraulic digger we found on scrapheap.

I actually think the writing was really off and weird that night and he was kinda feeling hung out to dry but was making the most of it

More people should try this approach. 👍🏾

Hello sailor

That's what the cat wants us to think.

Have you smelled my cat?

Just wish my cat wouldn't do it while I'm sleeping

I used to wander around those everyday, after school. It was fun popping up in different office buildings. 😁

Or Montreal because of the cold

Toronto

+15 for Calgary (he he he... )

Oh i thought that was marilyn manson

she is just delightful

@@randomzen924 Unfortunately for me, wrong tree. Hey more power to her.

I hope so too but I fear not. I'll be surprised if she survives, poor thing. :(

@@zyxwut321 I'm 24 and have cancer too. God it depresses me what she's going through. I wanna say I can't even imagine. But I can.

@Justin. God Bless You. Believe that everyone reading these comments are sending prayers your way and, of course, to Jon and his wife.

We need a robot to sense the distress of 7-year-old chess players.

@@UkeCan1I could have used one of those, and taken a weight off my weary nerves! Competitive chess at that age is exhausting for kids, and vigilant parents/ care givers monitoring that their kid is handling the pressure they think they can. We want warning before anything breaks!

Hey New Message. Long time no see. Hope you holding up :D

if we don't put a stop to the corporate technological, computer take-over of humanity all you suckers are gonna be real sorry. but by that time it'll be too late. i keep being told the lie its inevitable and there's nothing we can do about about it. that, in itself, should REALLY PISS YOU ALL OFF! our ruling elite is telling us we have no control over our own lives and our own future. if that doesn't make you mad as hell - YOU'RE SICK! humanity is sick. and you're all too damned brainwashed to even see it!

You'd think the fact that it was actually funny would have been a dead giveaway...

@@davidlundquist1979 fact! you know, if it was a drinking game to watch the "comedy" show Gutfeld on fox where you take a shot every time you laugh, it would be a more sobering program than the twelve steps.

@@davidlundquist1979 and even that barely funny joke is ten times more hilarious than anything found on Gutfeld...

@@davidlundquist1979 now that i think about it, filming reaction videos to the right-wing "comedy" show Gutfeld might be so cringe it would land a bunch of views on youtube. you might even make more money making fun of that show than the show itself makes. it really is that bad.

Remember The ½ Hour News Hour? It was a Fox News show trying to counter/copy Jon Stewart and The Daily Show with a conservative "comedy" perspective in 2007. The show lasted 17 episodes and was absolutely free of laughs. There are some examples of it on YT. It is simply stunning in its unfunniness.

how about instead of making coffee it enslaves humanity... no?... ok back to the drawing board

Yep, I'd seriously buy a cyborg espresso machine. Maybe with a subscription to Death Wish Coffee?

On the plus side..You're still around to buy another one.. A lot of people weren't that lucky. Perspective.

You sold it to her? 😆

Ouch! My strat went for the same reason ☹

@@UkeCan1 🤣must suck to sell the St. Vincent Signature Music Man guitar back to ... St Vincent 😆 (sorry, i know ... too soon)

@@gabriellelulu Gabri Ellell

Your describing a pitch clock….which already has been in the game for multiple years smhhhhh🤔🤔🤔🤔

Cricket matches can last days!!!

reply back here and let us know how it goes please

@@razinhailsharp We just got back from lunch (Persis Indian Grill in Tallahassee, if anyone lives nearby). They had two of the big robots with cat faces and a smaller one without a cat face. A robot brought the menus, water bottles, and plates and napkins. It carried our food out too, but a server came along to hand it out. There was another kid in the restaurant plus my daughter, and the robots were a big hit with both of them. Some people are speculating it's because they don't want to pay more servers, and this may well be true, but anyway it was interesting.

@@lorigoshert6667 Thank you for reporting back! I appreciate it!

@@lorigoshert6667 The issue is the industry cannot find staff to pay.

@@lorigoshert6667 we live in Tallahassee too!! My son loves cats, but real ones, have you gone to the cat cafe here?

he asks that like every time, but it's a good point lol

Yes, expect the robots. Can build pizza & break fingers for free. This is of course bad. Here to cheer you is potato. Now give back.

I'll be 1st pre-order, plz.

Homer Simpson: "Mmmh, collective nuggets ... Haurrghh ...."

St. Vincent: Yes I am the Borg queen. 🤖 😉

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Neelix... "You can't eat that! Here, have some purple and orange fried beanlets!"

🤣🤣🤣 That was of course bad.

It grabbed his potato

Or just make it 4 innings, keeping the 3 outs per inning. Only two people in the outfield and no short stop. The innings will be longer because outs will be more difficult, but the overall game will be shorter. More runners will get on base and the scores will be higher making it more fun to watch. Or, set it up kind of like tennis. Keep the same as above but make it the best 4 of 7 innings. (So many games have one team dominating for one inning, and they win due to that while the other team scored in most the other innings.) Each inning is now a separate "set" (as in tennis). The first team to win 4 innings (with a maximum of 7 innings played to achieve that) wins the game. Obviously you win the set/inning by getting the most runs, but overall runs don't matter. Innings that end in a tie will have to be figured out somehow. A tie brake inning? No, I don't like that. It can be runs per out that determines it. If an inning ends in a tie, the team that scored more runs before their first out will win that inning. If that's the same, the team that scored more runs between the first and second out will win it.

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It didn't die a natural death, it was disco-cide.