Janet Levy But....actually it isn’t funny! It is nothing to laugh at! George W. Could laugh at himself....DRUMPF never sees humor...”watch out for someone like that!”

He really is😂. The only person who could rival him is Trevor

It's a little unsettling when you're not looking at the video when he does it lol

but climate change is a Chinese hoax lel

That's where he got The Wall from. Though to be fair the majority of his voters are White Walkers.

The White Walkers are too intelligent for such grotesque stereotypes to be applied. His voters are the zombies.

William Duke All he sees are beautiful green golf courses.

Also Montana last I heard..

Yes thanks for commenting

3 years now, its 2020

@@danielalexanderyt3232 make that 2021

Buzz Bean I cringe every day sir.

Not too many "proud to be American" bumpers stickers lately...

Buzz Bean he's not mine. Fuck that guy

I appreciate your pity. The Asshat-in-Chief is an embarrassment to our already embarrassing government.

Buzz Bean Of course there is no term describing a relative trait. You have to measure it in a unit. Ridiculousness is generally measured in Flavor Flav. Trump is easily in the 50 Megaflav range.

Jon is clever.

And that was surprising because....?!?

stacy wayne it is also one of the few non union hotel, he has always lied about supporting working people.

Even the prostitutes that work there are not from USA

I'll bet the bedbugs were all US-born though.

Are you referring to Tony Abbott?

NewhamMatt Nah, it’s gotta be Kevin

I feel for us too! 😭

I'm thinking onions

America wins this competition hands down

You're the opposite of not very funny.👍

mouad choukri Good observation. I have to agree.

"takes comedic comparison literally" you do realize that Trump isn't LITERALLY telling tales of other lands, and thats not what mound choukri said its a comparison between Trump's dumbed down, simplistic,and often farcical approach to speech that includes talking about allied country like they are legitimately a million miles away and also he talks as though he just found out that it is possible for the Midwest( north dakota) to experience a drought Dust Bowl anyone? it hit North Dakota too. not as hard as Texas or Montana, but it hit hard why are you dumb?

mouad choukri the tales of other lands lmfao 😂😂😭😭😂😂

"The tales of other lands" will go viral soon

mouad choukri he's like Ulysses😉

🤣

But Colbert is ok? do you know Colbert is sickening to most people? Look at yourselves.

janis panizza shut the fuck up janis nobody asked you

Apathetic Apparition hahaha. He thinks koolaid has fruit juice in it. Hahaha.

@@janispanizza9932 Was that the result of your survey of your fellow staffers at the Kremlin then?

@@c2757 you know Colbert just got cancelled finally along with fallon, for no one falling for their toxic psyop garbage, had enough. why dont you work on clearing your vision and join us. Truth is coming out in spite of all they could do.

There have been so many rambling speeches made by Trump, but this is one of the craziest: “Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart - you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world - it’s true! - but when you’re a conservative Republican they try - oh, do they do a number - that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune - you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged - but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me - it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are - nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? - but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners - now it used to be three, now it’s four - but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years - but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.”

Then there was the time he was asked a simple question, "What were the results of your covid test?", and this clusterfuck of words was his answer... "I tested very positively in another sense, I tested positively toward negative, right? So no, I tested perfectly this morning. Meaning I tested negative. But that's a way of saying it. Positively toward the negative." 🤦🏼‍♀️ It's hard to believe that idiot was the leader of the free world for 4 freakin' years.

@@IAmSuzyQ And to think Republicans tried to claim Biden was the one with dementia!! Trump sounds like his brain is absolutely riddled!

He's quite the Marie Antoinette.

There's a lot of "I didn't know" coming out of ta'rumps mouth.

That's not correct. There's a lot of 'nobody knew, I didn't know, nobody knew" coming out of his mouth. He can't admit to not knowing something without claiming it's arcane, occult knowledge that a very few, if any, know. If he didn't know about it, he's one of the first to know about it, and thus is an authority on it.

waterandafter bc he never knows anything. This man doesnt even knkw the history of his own country.

David Medina What does that mean ? I didn't get it. Can you please explain ? Thanks.

It's a dig at how Trump ended up as President. Hilary won the popular vote (ie more people overall voted for her than for Trump) but because America has an electoral college system rather than just being a straight-up democracy, Trump received the majority of electoral votes and became the President. Hence, the people picked one and the electoral college picked the other.

Locryn Murray Thank you for the detailed explanation. Now i got it :)

+David Medina - Yeah, that one was straight-up poignant.^^

Excellent point.felt the same way..perv

Jennifer Morris this pervert actually gets off on his daughter calling him daddy. What father even thinks about something like that

Jennifer Morris at all

For him to say it,considering the raunchy statements he's already made about her, Its really creepy..

He already said he wanted to bang her. So by comparison, this really isn't so bad??? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

The only reason he assumed it was up north was because of its name.

They're literally and completely retarded and/or NeoNazis and Klansmen. There are NO other valid explanations.

stupid people like stupid things

Eyedeas Never Die these trump supporters were basically brainwashed to turn anything that goes against trump into fake news. It's ridiculous. My aunt just thinks he's a nice man and has never said or done anything wrong and everything that goes against that is fake news. It's ridiculous.

Eyedeas Never Die, he's only getting older and more confused. His speeches will get worse.

Ale Barajas - given enough time, in the post Trump era, what are your aunt's chances of recovery? Does she have an official prognosis yet?

Christian Francia we're just doing our part to boost international moral!

Christian Francia Allthough, if we don't have higher standards than "better than Trump" we'll probably also be in trouble. But yeah, he certainly makes me appreciate that even the politicians I don't agree with are at least somewhat intelligent.

Christian Francia We hate our government here in Mexico but once Trump opened his mouth we stoped complaining

Good....stop sending your trash northbound and sucking off America....Mexico is shithole and everyone knows it.

Christian Francia It's funny. Here in Germany it's similar...we have the election coming up and the two main Candidates are Merkel and Schulz...Not that bad. Could be much worse...we're Not trumped yet;) Have a nice day.

Look at the people, though. Worse than clowns: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bbhnmZRqp7TNmWg.html

We elected Hilary. The Electoral College elected trump.

I wonder that every day and why is he still there?

@@ingriddubbel8468 Right, so you need to work at changing that. Several states have signed on to get rid of the EC, in effect, but more are needed for it to become reality. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Popular_Vote_Interstate_Compact

@@ingriddubbel8468 we ? You mean cnn brain washed diseases like yourself and ratcrats who lie for living ? Ill make it simple for you. Its over . you lost.

I'm not sure about that. Obama was very popular here in NL. We kinda forgot about Amerika for a while because there was nothing to complain. The 8 years flew by.

T.R. Peters .. the WORLD 🌎 loved Obama.. the opposite applies to tRUMP.

@@crigglybitsrigby9658 socialist love the idea of America becoming socialist.

@@somewhatinformed1208 if you think socialists like Obama you don't know much about either.

Sad part is that a majority of Americans voted this man in and believe in him the scary sad and races

aliensarerealancient He knows how to tap into people's fears and prejudices. He's good at that.

aliensarerealancient he was epic at doing all the cocaine in NYC at studio 54 in the 80s. Does that count?

Master of deception? perhaps?

Bankruptcies, lies and divorces.

That was pure gold👌

that had me literally laughing out loud! :-)

@Novus Ordo Seclorum he's a hall of famer....... Mind you the wwe HOF don't mean fuck all haha

I feel so informed.

Greg K 😱😨😰it's seriously scary haw stupid this man child is!

This is... absurd *que pun-applause*

Greg K Trump likes it when Ivanka calls him daddy😂😂this weirdo is attracted to his own daughter

I wish you were exagerating or going overboard but the scary part is that's reality.

We ARE in serious trouble. Thank God for Mueller and the Russian probe.

JC Beekeeper this nigga acting like he never made a god damn grammar mistake in his life

MoonMoon Your a grammar Nazi

In the book 1984 big brother, for years, cut words from the dictionary with the idea being that if a person doesn't have the vocabulary to express their traitorous thoughts, then they would no longer be able to have traitorous thoughts. Trump shows what a limited vocabulary does to your ability to form thoughts and sentences

JC Beekeeper Dude, what are talking about? I have it on good authority that our President has _the best words._

at this point i don't think you even understand what a "leftist" is trolling perhaps define leftist define progressive define conservative define rightist

SuperBeeping And Texases.

Well, France is about 0.8 Texases or 103 million NFL football fields.

Apathetic Apparition You built a borderwall?

Wait your job is to shit in the playground sand?

Glad I scrolled down to read this.

NightWolf Spot on. Same reason Al Gore wasn't popular. Bush was a guy's guy. In America, that mean a mediocre dolt with no real education.

NightWolf I recently watched a talk that elon musk gave ) about space travel, which was pretty interesting and when the q and a time came, guess what were the questions asked by people? - Can I kiss you on behalf of all the ladies? - Some SJW shit about tesla not hiring enough foreign employees without knowing that it's an American company and there are rules to be followed for hiring foreign nationals. - if we colonize mars, will our shit cover it, hence turning it into a ball of shit? That's USA for you baby. This guy, who is regarded as one of the most genius minds of the century was asked bs questions like these. This just makes me agree with your statements so much more. Intelligence from the very beginning in this country is regarded as "uncool". Being a nerd is an insult, if you study instead of partying all the time, you're a wuss. Mediocrity and stupidity is put on a pedestal, while intelligence and knowledge takes a back seat. Ps: pewdiepie talked about it, if you want to see the short version.

The821821, Perhaps. Altho she is supposedly in control of all her faculties, unlike her Daddy. Ivanka Might be slightly more educated than DJT, but, not by much.

@@traekas7228 Nope. Did you see her derping in Europe, talking at world leaders? Cringe.

Marsh Wetland, Lol... Yeah. I saw dat. Cringy for sure, man. Older woman like me has no idea what is Derping? I try to stay current, but...

@@traekas7228 You could always google it: www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=derp Hence, "presiderp." 😹 😹 😹

Lol. So freaking true. Every time trump says: believe me, we know his fake ass will tell a lie!!

So true......every time.

Or lie. Bigley.

Yeah, and "you people know this better that I do." LOL

Shashank Gupta Honest? Lmao good one

Shashank Gupta Actions speak louder than words. 8yrs............................ 1st TWO years Obama had the HOUSE and the SENATE. And what ??????????? A Politician is a politician is a politician is a politician........ I voted for him his 1st term. He did NOTHING !!!!!!! Remember; CHANGE !!! CHANGE !!! CHANGE !!! Please share with me your knowledge of Obama, I’m not looking for a confrontation of any kind. I’m just looking for some clarity. I really dislike politicians of any race of any color , it doesn’t matter. I think maybe that he tried to do good but when he surrounded himself with all of the Clinton flunkies, I think he changed . I think his focus and his mindset changed . It happens. This county needs a completely different leadership. Politicians have RUINED this Country. They own every news network I know of. It’s bad , really bad. God help us all. But please share your knowledge of all the Accomplishments that President Obama has made. It’s not a dig of any means . I don’t want to come off as confrontational . I’d just really like to know. God Bless.

are you all better now,you blind idiot.

Jesus H. Christ! You realize that the last truly honest president physically couldn’t record speeches. So Obama is the most honest in a long period of time. And, he had a soothing voice, like Morgan Freeman had a child

let me guess,you are a stupid,know nothing millennial.

32lxx6ika 88 same, in the way that I did when Jon Stewart retired 😭

Right? When his show isn't on, i miss him.

QuantumBraced god damn that makes so much sense

QuantumBraced Yeah it just never stops. Trump never misses an opportunity to say the wrong thing.

idk about a lack of intution when it comes to humans, this guys been manipulating people since day 1

QuantumBraced It's called psychopathy. Try googling "psychopathic traits" and it will all make perfect sense...the egomania, callousness, lack of empathy, no remorse, exploitative behavior, etc

QuantumBraced only ten years of isolation?

A bush compared to Trump is a genius!

Damn right

Hossein Talaee I would take “the shoe dodger” any day of the week!

It might be the fact that he was so dumb, but he seemed like a nice man(ignoring everything done or said during during presidency) he just had a nice presence I think

Bush was a war criminal. Just because republicans found someone dumber doesn't mean we should lionize bush.

One hundred and sixty!

Nope.

But how many Texas's?

Around 0.9 Texas

I live in Delaware. Live 10 minutes from the very bottom and 2 hours from the very top lol. Small state

France is 100 Delawares, fwiw

and worth a million

France is worth 35 Delawares by GDP, actually, not a million. Which is a favorable statistic to the Blue Hen State, given the aforementioned 100:1 area ratio.

@Fathimir That is pretty impressive, especially as someone who lives here - it doesn't seem particularly high-class or excessively productive so there must be a hell of a push by the larger contributors to the GDP. I guess we are the chicken production capitol of the country, though, so that probably counts for something.

Shortly after Harvey Delaware sent a truck load of chicken to Texas... Look out Florida your next, Delaware is going to be sending one of the many great things the state has to offer...CHICKEN

V. V And yet you clearly watch these videos. Your skins as thin as Rapey the Orange.

V. V - Serious question for you, humour me, ok here goes: If you couldn't have Trump as president then who else would you see as being worthy of the role, and why?

Colbert and Stewart, next co-Presidents!

Franken-Cortez Masto 2020

Much safer to just have a snort of covfefe.

Yes, and if we had a brick for every lie Clinton has said, we could build a third one.

I'd rather a smart, slick, charismatic, criminal POTUS, like Clinton, any day over an idiot, incestuous, creepy criminal, like Trump.

Vincent, really want to get into the counting lies game?

Cgreen15 Abram - Genius. 👍🏻🎤💥

VincentWeir - Yes, but Clinton didn't win, and is not currently ruining everything with crass stupidity, unlike the Orange potato in chief.

Flood and drought Vinit, they balance each other out. Climate is in equal. And yes I do attend Trump Elementary, why do you ask?

Flame Beats here in the kootneys it's not that bad we don't have to wear masks but it still sucks like getting sore throats and not being able to see very far

@violet-Only when the Clinton''s goes to jail, said Daddy.

joi gilreath Daddy will go with her to jail?

joi gilreath why do you Trump douches alwsys bring up the Clintons? . You won. Why do u still deflect for your incompetent embarrasing orange buddy

gostate 2014 They got nothing good to say tRUMP so they deflect to Clinton

joi gilreath --Why does she have to go to jail?

Luther Barrett creepy fetish talk.

Dorothy Asare *bigly sad

Dorothy - you are right - and even sadder are the pathetic bigots Traitor Trump has courted.

donald trump has no vocabulary, he literally uses the same 10 words in every speech

So the Trumpsters got no comeback besides ad homs n racist bait? Hahaha thought so, not much to defend over this drooling joke of a president u fucks hahaha

I have never heard anyone admit that they're a Trump supporter in real life. It would be embarrassing as hell.

alf landon fuck you elf lmao

branflakestiger um. His family and him have made deals with Russia, who not only flooded the internet with posts about how good he is and how bad Clinton is. THEY BOUGHT HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS OF ADS TO HELP TRUMP. WHATS IT GOING TO TAKE FOR PEOPLE TO GET IT? if this had been obama doing this, we would be in a civil war by now. Face reality. Putin is president of the USA.

Branfakestiger. We know. Before the Internet, the Trailer homes idiots stayed among themselves, now we have to listen to them. Another Kraut here. We suffer from those fools as well. A certain percentage has always existed and democracies deal with them. Before 45 became president, his dealings, russian mobsters hiding in his silly golden Tower (Ivankovic), buying his Villa in Palm Beach (Ryboblev) and other Bayrock mobsters stayed behind closed doors to get the art of NO deal done. NO bank would finance this pennyless, wanna be real estate Mogul and so they met on the online platform of "loud mouth, good for nothing idiot is looking for Russian oligarchs to launder their Money".... or did they??? IN 1987, in the middle of cold war, 45 took out full page ads in Support of Russia. How nice of him!! Felix Sater please hurry up! Tax Returns, affordable care act, the wall....Keep on dreaming! Germans always get the sick and may I remind of the Evian conference in 1933...millions could have been saved but....And someone like 45 who never pays his employees, waitresses, architects. etc. etc. etc. him and his silly daughter producing soley in cheap Labor countries now sceaming MAGA.... It does not end!!! In 1989, People over here managed to bring the Berlin Wall down saying "Wir sind das Volk" (obvioulsy nowadays this powerful, peaceful Phrase is misused) it means "We are the People". Just remember that. Arrivederci from Germany.

alf landon so if u were alive during ww2 u'd fight against the usa. Good to know, patriot.

branflakestiger not really. Trump is a Russian, Manchurian candidate. Russia did the same thing to england with brexit. They tried to do it to France, but France didn't fall for it. Its a series of well concerted plans by russia to destabilize the earth. The Russians spent a lot of money getting a corporation elected potus cause as Mussolini said, fascism, should be called corporatism. The USA side? Again pretty simplistic. The GOP truly believes it is still the confederacy and have been raping the constitution for the past few decades. How do they do it? A good example would be they pass 15 anti voting laws which are unconstitutional, but by the time all 15 laws are adjudicated a couple of them get by. Like raping the voting rights act and on the very same day, red states pass laws they never would have been able to if the voting rights act had remained in tact. Now imagine this happens in every red state. A couple of unconstitutional laws at a time. It all adds up fast. Also, the GOP has no low and the dems won't go low. People don't like submissiveness like that.

+TheReal008Zulu LMAO! The storms have also pushed Trump off the headlines, AND the polls show Americans trust hurricanes more (7% higher) and think they're less dangerous (9% lower since the recent North Korea BS).

Nick Scott Plus an Eiffel Tower.

Apathetic Apparition Jeff Sessions 😉😂😂😂😂

Texas is good sometimes

Know.

Whereas North Dakota has a 'bigger dry'....!

the wealthy consider "middleclass" those making between 250,000 and 1 million annually.....the tax cuts he is proposing will give the average person making 50,000k annually a $40/yr avg cut....... but for people like trump the tax cut is in the millions......fr example the waltons (owners of walmart) would receive $54 million

About a 100, in fact..

According to the Internet, it's 86 Delawares. Austria is about 10 Delawares. Or it was Australia... ?

Delaware is 2491 square miles, or about 4009 square kilometers. France is 643,801 square kilometers, or about 400,039 square miles. So France would be about 160 Delawares.

according to wikipedia, the ratio of areas is 1:125...

+Marin Neshev Nice one :)

Now now...let's not insult Peter Griffin. 😂

True, much more things are made in America than only in the U.S.A.

I feel like the people at trump's rallies don't know that though, including trump.

It's probably because most people believe their nationality is American when in fact we are United States American. Canadians, Mexicans, Central Americans and Southern Americans are also American. We sort of just coined the term for ourselves excluding others who the term also rightfully belongs to.

Our country is too stupid to realize that. Most people who live here think that this country is called 'America'. Oh I'm sorry I forgot 'Merica or 'Murica too. I can't believe what a moronic country we live in. Sad!

K _E Don't generalize the entire population of the US. Not everyone is ignorant.

Tweety Tweety - Liberals aren't very smart....for only they could think this shill (Colbert) was funny.

Go Devils Colbert is funny

Go Devils infact the current state of your country is funny

Go Devils: he's better than all those 'conservative' comedians. Pssssst......there aren't any. Can't sandwich humor in there with all that ignorance, hatred and bigotry.

It's funny until you realise it's real life