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This movie is so bad that my father who abandoned me at 7 years old came back home to smash the TV on which I was watching it and then abandoned me again

“Seagal flies to Afghanistan, and due to the extra weight, has to be fueled the entire flight.” 😂😂😂😂

"Neck full of ass knife" is a timeless phrase.

The line about the $100 in the register split four ways being life changing nearly killed me 😂😂😂

Steven Seagal is truly inspirational! He has never let his complete lack of talent or ability as an actor, storyteller and filmmaker stand in the way of his dream of becoming an actor, storyteller and filmmaker.

Every Steven Seagal movie in a nutshell: -Steven Seagal is either former special forces or CIA -Everyone brags about how awesome Segal is -Steven Seagal’s character will be portrayed as a good guy while doing illegal things -Women that are significantly younger than him will be attracted to him -A plot that makes no sense -Steven Seagal using body doubles for anything -Steven Segal will also mumble his way through scenes -Steven Seagal is portrayed as an invincible badass that takes no damage during his fights Anything else I forget?

"And it's never mentioned again" 😂 The ranger, seal, ranger, seal switcheroos was fecking brilliant 😂

‘The nurse can’t help but swoon at the sight of Seagal murdering a defenceless old man’ 😂

I always laugh so hard at your lines about how bloodthirsty Steven Seagal is. "He drives into oncoming traffic hoping to take out a family" lmfao

"He pulls himself up with so much power that he pops straight through the top" That really made my day.

"... a neck full of ass knife" Those words have never been used in that order in history.

"... and due to the extra weight has to be refueled the entire flight" Epic writing, once again

The way Seagul holds guns while shooting is beautifully insane. He doesn't even bother

“Slides across the entire store like a greased up penguin”. My man gives seagal 0 breaks and I love it 😂

he killed the cashier too lmao

"...due to the extra weight, he has to be refueled for the entire flight." Nearly choked on my coffee. Absolutely hilarious.😂

I like how Seagal plays exactly the same character in all of these movies and there's not a single ounce of a character arc in any of them. He never gets injured, he never breaks a sweat, he never faces an obstacle that he doesn't immediately overcome in the simplest way possible, everyone talks about how amazing he is. Just ego validation front to back.

The way the nurse just laid down on the floor tho 🤣🤣🤣

(6:44) “Robert fkn DeNiro shows up to give him an assist…” that’s fkn golden man!

Not only is this film a direct rip off of Black Thunder with Michael Dudikoff but In an interview on young actresses being pressured to perform nude, Ciera Payton said she had just turned 18 when she was cast in a lead role opposite Steven Seagal in this film. It was her first professional acting job, and filming would take place in Romania. But before accepting the role, neither the film's producers nor her agent showed her the film's full script. So it wasn't until halfway through her flight from the U.S. to Romania that she read the entire screenplay for the first time and discovered a scene in which a character comes out of the shower naked. She said she panicked when she realized it was her character. She would also be performing a sex scene with another woman. When she stepped off the plane, knowing no one else on set and without enough money to even place an international phone call, Payton decided to go straight to the top and approached Seagal in his trailer. After thanking him for the opportunity, she explained that she hadn't been informed about the expected nude scene, and she wasn't comfortable performing it. "He's kind of sitting there," said Payton, "and he's trying to think of what to say, and he goes, 'You won't even show your tits?'" The actor sent Payton outside and gathered some of the other on-set higher-ups into his trailer, all of whom were male. Then he called Payton back in to question her. Was she really not going to perform the nude scenes? Wouldn't she just take her top off? "At one point," says Payton, "somebody in the room is just like, 'You know, we stuck our neck out to hire you for this.'" When Payton's post-shower scene in "Flight of Fury" was finally filmed, she convinced on-set higher-ups to let her wear a negligee rather than appear nude. Producers of "Flight of Fury" did not respond to multiple requests for comment. Seagal also has not been available for comment, and Anthony Falangetti, an attorney representing Seagal, states that, "It appears based upon Ms. Payton's assertions, that she did not have to do anything she didn't want to do." Still, she was pushed far beyond her comfort zone; she was clothed for the sex scene with her female co-star, but their interaction was graphic, and it was choreographed by the same all-male team that pressured her to perform topless. "They are choreographing, 'Suck her breast here, kiss her there, pull her hair back," says Payton. "And they keep saying, 'Remember what you're doing, that's good, that's good.' It was so creepy. ... I just felt really (terrible), and very powerless." It took Payton, who has since gone on to appear on "Californication," "Ballers" and "The Walking Dead," a long time to come to terms with what happened. "To be reduced to some sex toy or something, none of that feels good," she said. Seagal is a horrible sex pest who multiple women have accused of sexual assault. His movies are the least of his crimes.

As an ex-Seal Ranger stealth pilot knife thrower, this movie was pretty accurate.

The girlfriend living in Afghanistan for no reason and the girl on girl action came out of nowhere 😂

Seagal needs to make like 6 or 7 movies a year. I absolutely love these tear downs 😂😂

That thumbnail though. “Top Gut” 🤣

"A neck full of assknife" had me screaming with laughter. Why does Seagal always kill so many innocent people? Like the cashier?!?

Wait …. Seagal just happens to know how to fly an SR-71 AND an F-117? Wow, we need more pilots like him.

I like the "Army Rangers transferring to the Navy Seals in mid-air, then transfer back." Good one!!

The sitting duck strategy..😂😂 This guy is comic gold.

Went from US army rangers to Navy Seals within seconds. They'll be in the Space Force by the time they land on the ground.

"So Seagal shows off his expert driving by throwing it into 4th gear from a dead stop and flies right through the heavily fortified roadblock " 🤣🤣🤣 i love this channel haven't seen the movie but now i feel like i do need to see it. This recap/review had me in tears

I fricken die every time you start a Steven seagull movie review with “mega block buster hit movie, where he showed the world….”

"But they can't risk a transforming car becoming fully sentient, so they make the right choice and blow it the f$&k up" 😂😂😂. I laughed till I cried. Thank you Space Ice. You're an all-star.

Only Seagal would write a script where a stealth bomber has a Romulan cloaking device. Pro tip: They’re called stealth bombers because they don’t show up on radar; not because they can turn invisible. 😅

"A neck full of ass knife" almost choked of laughter after this one lol

“But Seagal THRIVES on stupidity!” I can’t breathe!🤣😂

"Robert F*cking DeNiro shows up" LMAO how do his body doubles keep getting worse? 😂

"But Seagal thrives on stupidity". I love this guy.

The "trivia" section from IMDB says something Space Ice would have written himself: "Steven Seagal has said that this is his favourite movie since Under Siege. In an interview with Sight & Sound magazine he said "my character's arc was the most satisfying journey I've taken as a full-bodied action hero in some time. Where I've traditionally played guys who slap other guys about a bit and then throw them through some furniture, or slap some guys and shoot others, or shoot them and throw them through furniture, or even slap, shoot _and_ throw them through furniture, in this movie I slap some guys, shoot some guys, throw some through furniture...but then I _also_ get in a plane and drop bombs on others. So really that's a lot of range, and something new I can challenge myself with as a distraction to the frustration of my pants feeling tighter."

8:30 "...Seagal's Dark Passenger..." I noticed that auto-caption correctly capitalized "Dark Passenger." Nice "Dexter" reference, sir! 💋👍

I spent a year in Afghanistan. NOT ONCE was I treated to hot girl on girl action. Mr Seagal, you are a legend! Space Ice, brilliant as ever!

Can we all just appreciate how that woman at the beginning didn't even *try* to look like she fainted?

"Slides across like a greased up penguin"... Mega LOL... Where do you come up with this Space? That is some serious comedic talent . Keep 'em coming Space, I can't get enough of the reviews.. P.S. You should make a video on any one of a plethora of movies churned out by the Asylum Productions for the ScyFy channel. If you're not familiar with them those are usually the monster movies with giant crocs, snakes, sharks, etc...

"Seagal flies to Afghanistan and due to the extra weight has to be refilled the entire flight" 5:22 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

“Anyways, Seagal’s been locked up for a while and has a real thirst for some innocent blood. So he drives into oncoming traffic hoping to get lucky and take out a family “ LOL!!!!! I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"And it's never mentioned again" 😂 I always love that part

This movie has been an inspiration. I have now been dictator of a decently sized African country for about a decade and I would not have made it without him! Thank you, Steven Seagull

I've been sending his movies to my former boss every Christmas since I retired 10 years ago 🤣🤣🤣

"A neck full of ass knife" is not a sentence I would have ever imagined I would hear 🤣

"Making sense has no place in a Seagal movie." Sounds about right. Someone please give this guy the Presidential Medal of Freedom simply for torturing himself watching this movie so we don't have to.

Segal has his niche market. Guys getting together in some dude's home theater all smoking and drinking up and laughing out loud throughout the film. I want to be part of that gang of guys.

I am going through this playlist slowly because I fear when I finish this all the joy in the world will be gone.

Bruh the soldiers switch from rangers to seal team was hilarious 😂😂😂😂

5:23 😂 ‘due to the extra weight the plane had to be refueled the entire flight’. That is perfect writing

I remember watching this movie years ago and it was literally the most incoherent movie I've ever watched. They just hop from one scene to another and nothing is explained whatsoever. This was the first 'Seagal direct-to-dvd' movie I watched so I didn't yet know they are all basically like that...

2:30 the way Steven seagull runs always makes me crack a smile😂

"Segal shows off his expert driving by throwing it into fourth gear from a dead stop" got me real bad.. LMAO!🤣🤣🤣

Seagal is an unrecognized comic genius who is truly a master of self-parody.

“…neck full of ass knife” is cathartic poetry

The Ranger-Seal-Ranger-Seal sequence is solid gold.

Whosever job it is to paint Seagals hairline on each day deserves a medal

Space I gotta say this is my absolute favorite kind of content on KZfaq. I found your channel 2 days ago, and have been non stop watching your vids ever since. Thank you for pumping out these gems

For one of seagulls movies that had navi seals in it , seagull was offered to train with navy seals and he simply stated " there isnt anything they can teach me " he's literally the worst type of person.

Steven Seagal as Santa Claus is a casting decision i can get behind. I like to imagine that he goes to peoples homes, eat their cookies and leave a dvd of "on deadly ground"

"greased up pinguin" you made me laugh so hard I had tears in my eyes. Thank you. You are doing gods work.

Everytime i hear the start of the review..."this is a Steven Seagal movie...Where he shows the World"...IM DEAD ALREADY🤣😭😭

2:46 the greased up penguin maneuver works every time

Steven Seagal is the real world equivalent of "Somehow Palpatine has come back"

"And due to the extra weight has to be refueled the entire flight" :D Best line ever :D

3:34 Cops literally watching an innocent man get murdered "Wow, Steven's so cool!"

“Sésgale magically appears” 😂😂😂 He’s the new face of Lucky Charms 😂😂😂

"Along with the cashier who rubbed Seagal the wrong way" ROFL DOUBLE LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣

let me get this straight. They picked some random dude off the street who just killed people in a convienience store and decided to give him a top secret mission, put him on a flight in a SR-71 blackbird to go fight some battle for them?

You don’t know driving if you can’t pull away in fourth gear from a standstill

The bit about the team switching back and forth between Army and Navy made me laugh so hard I think I pulled a muscle.

Dear Space Ice…whoever you are. The pain you’ve no doubt endured having to sit through these action-packed thrillers on our behalf is greatly appreciated. Thank you for your sacrifice.⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Worst part is... Someone in this world probably saw this movie and LOVED IT 😶

Sometimes I get so caught up in watching episode after episode of Space Ice that I forget to hit the like button, but then I think: "I'll just hit it next time" Because I'm going to watch them all 7, 8, 9, 10 times.

Seagal took the “fake it til you make it” philosophy way too far.

Space Ice Saturday is my favorite day of the week

At this point, youd think Segal would have accidentally made a good movie.

"A neck full of ass knife" is probably the greatest thing i've ever heard

Is there any lazier yet pervasive trope than the "people decide to happen to rob the store that the hero is in so he can discover his skills?"

Seagal deployed flares by activating infrared cameras on his plane. Truly one of the pilots of all time

I can’t express how funny I find these videos. Thanks Space Ice, it helps.

Love the movie reviews 😂😂😂 so bluntly honest and no holding back like most yes men channels , Good work , New subscriber ❤

The "greased-up penguin' almost killed me, jesus man have mercy

“And it’s never mentioned again”... I don’t know why but that line always kills me😂😂😂

"A man that has a plot can make a great movie" - A movie producer "A man that has lost the plot can make any movie" - Steven seagal

3:00 😂 God damn, man.. lmfao you are always hilarious, Space Ice. You've got me over here actually laughing out loud at the ass-knife part.. lol

"A Neckfull of Ass-knife" The Steven Seagal Story.

I love how ''and then he just starts murdering everyone'' applies so well to almost every Seagal movie. Seriously, he really needs to keep his blood lust in check.

This is the only way to actually enjoy watching a Steven Segal movie 😄😄

“Gives him a neck full of ass-knife” is the quote of the month!

5:40 Seagal must've had the "mysterious stranger" perk.

Segal puts more scenes in his films where people explain how awesome and badass he is, than JCVD enjoys a dance at a Thai bar.

The fact that Space Ice calls every one of these movies "the worst ever" and yet is 100% correct definitively proves the existence of a multiverse.

"A neck full of ass knife." That busted me up.

I'm not surprised the guys in the convenience store didn't notice Seagal, after all, he plays a lifeless clump of mass pretty well.

"But whatever" & "The movie never explains" are two basic characteristics of every classic Seagal movie .