Steven Seagal's The Keeper Is So Bad It Uses The Urinal RIGHT NEXT TO YOU

Steven Seagal's The Keeper Is So Bad It Uses The Urinal RIGHT NEXT TO YOU - Worst Movie Ever

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11 ай бұрын

The Steven Seagal tragedy, also known as The Keeper, has absolutely no sense of common decency an refuses to acknowledge the #1 guy rule of a urinal space between each person. Steven Seagal movies have gotten to the point where they can actually violate the most sacred of mancodes. While you're here, I know if there's 3 urinals its just a habit to use the one in the middle as that gives you a space on both sides, but then if someone else has to use it they're now FORCED to stand next to you. Please think about what you're doing.
#stevenseagal #badmovie #worstmovie

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@SpaceIce 11 ай бұрын

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@lucassmith1886 11 ай бұрын

My boi

@bestkind123 11 ай бұрын

You just created the best name for his style of fighting lofl, true sloppy slappy

@Super-J10 11 ай бұрын

With a sprinkle of Native American

@Aidzburgerinparadise 11 ай бұрын

How many bottles of JD and cigarettes do you got through watching these Seagal movies?

@AdhvaithSane 11 ай бұрын

And another movie where Seagal shits on, fuaq both them….

@heybro6105 11 ай бұрын

Steven is white, Asian, black & Mexican at the same time. Amazing.

@aveedub7403 11 ай бұрын

Don't forget he also thinks he's Russian!!😂😂😂😂😂

@frankievice80s74 11 ай бұрын

And an Indian.

@evillordbeerus2455 11 ай бұрын

Steven is in fact White, spiritually Asian, half Black sometimes, Mexican by marriage, and, when the mood hits him, a big, fucking Indian.

@mattdubovik3082 11 ай бұрын

@@aveedub7403So Russian isn't white? Good to know

@rphilipsgeekery4589 11 ай бұрын

Maybe he has a personality disorders..he puts a hat on and thinks he's a different person

@Boomer04888 11 ай бұрын

Steven Seagal suddenly adopting a crappy Texan accent after being there for a day is the most Steven Seagal thing ever

@Zebra_3 11 ай бұрын

goes w/ the cowboy hat...a badass twofer...don't mess w/ Texas.

@bellissimo4520 11 ай бұрын

What do you mean "Seagal adopting a Texan accent"? He invented it. The Texans got it from him.

@venichen1 11 ай бұрын

I find it funny he changes his accent depending on who he is speaking to.

@Boomer04888 11 ай бұрын

@@bellissimo4520 "Hell, I been speakin' Texan since I was the last samurai, around the same time I invented jiu-jitsu and crossed the Delaware River with Washington"

@elijahFree2000 11 ай бұрын

He speaks Texan real good. He's darn near effluent in it.

@NOCALGooN916 11 ай бұрын

That hospital gun always comes in handy when your partner tries to murder you the second time😂😂

@HappyBeezerStudios 5 ай бұрын

he must have stashes spread around like Janeway on Voyager with her engine room rifle

@sudharshangarg8936 3 ай бұрын

@@HappyBeezerStudiosI am doing a Seagul movie run and watched this a week ago. They actually put a teeny weeny amount of thought into this scene...some cop comes to visit him and he steals her pistol

@BoisegangGaming 9 күн бұрын

The best part is you can tell how much of a narcissistic asshole Seagal is because his characters never suffer any consequences lmao. It's like a kid at a playground. "I shoot you in the chest" "I still have a pulse" "I shot you right in the heart." "Nuh-uh"

@Norvik_-ug3ge 10 ай бұрын

'...all he needs to do is randomly attack strangers, which quiets the voices...' 😂😂😂

@jayrathod2995 Ай бұрын

"it's been an hour he hasn't killed anyone"

@ColonelPanic007 11 ай бұрын

The best way to destroy a heavily armed compound is to tell Seagal it's full of innocent families.

@BazookaToe 11 ай бұрын

And waffles.

@Mouse_007 11 ай бұрын

🤣

@noobsquizzes 11 ай бұрын

Don't forget the cookies!

@Steff380 11 ай бұрын

He goes balistic after hearing that 🤯🤯🤯

@yorkshire_tea6875 11 ай бұрын

How do you think Putin is able to hold onto power. It's because he let's Seagal kill anyone he wants as long as he kills Putins enemies

@eggy6815 11 ай бұрын

Nothing hurts me more than the knowledge that one day this channel will run out of seagal movies, so I’m just enjoying it while it’s still happening

@skipinkoreaable 11 ай бұрын

Some AI Chat GPT type thing will generate some more someday.

@davidhero1000 11 ай бұрын

I hope he moves on to shit on current awful disney and mcu movies

@scottvincent3062 11 ай бұрын

We will never run out of seagull movies as long as there is money to be laundered, free buffets at strip clubs and seagull not eating himself into becoming his own galaxy.

@robertmaguire1067 11 ай бұрын

He hasn't even done Under Seige 1 and 2 yet

@LessPegasus 11 ай бұрын

he's got uwe boll movies too...

@waynecampbell9714 11 ай бұрын

The narrator is literally making this movie 100x better than the original one. Best sarcastic comedy of Steven Seagal I've heard yet 😂😂😂

@malcolmcurve9511 9 ай бұрын

I was literally laughing all the way 🤣

@Jizzlewobbwtfcus 9 ай бұрын

Tis the only reason we want Steven Seagal to carry on making movies lol

@_1Marisa 7 ай бұрын

True. Now I want to watch it 😂😂

@Jizzlewobbwtfcus 7 ай бұрын

DON'T DO IT! U DON'T NEED TO!@@_1Marisa

@HappyBeezerStudios 5 ай бұрын

If Steven Seagal would be self aware and make these kind of direct-to-video productions as sort of mockbuster-esque parodies, he would be hilarious. If some of the scenes would be acted by people who know what they're down and who give a damn, they would be great (imagine the fighting-while-sitting stuff with Jackie Chan) If he would be an insane over-actor who hams up his lines so hard, every movie of his would make a great ham & cheese sandwich, they would be amazing. But that would require not having Steven Seagal in them...

@A.G.P.115 10 ай бұрын

"We can't find her until we know why she was taken" Imagine if law enforcement was really like this!😂

@buyerenogurlfwendo2106 8 ай бұрын

Right? Let the victim suffer because her dad won’t tell us why. Not like we should try to save her anyways then also figure out what she knows 😂

@last7509 6 ай бұрын

this guy must be Frank dux dad

@andrewleah1983 6 ай бұрын

The American police is like that what are you on about?!

@mrbigsasmr8188 5 ай бұрын

I know right because in reality the police would and will never show up in the first place unless you owe the government money 😂😂😂

@Dan-di9jd 4 ай бұрын

I don't know. The police in the USA are pretty bad at missing persons cases unless it's a child or some mental limitation. Usually they'll tell you to wait 48 hours and then you can file a missing person thing. Usually they do nothing afterwards because 99% of the time the person comes back and it turns out to be they left without telling anyone.@@buyerenogurlfwendo2106

@BeautifulRhodeIsland 11 ай бұрын

These Steven Seagal Space Ice reviews are so much better and rewatchable than the covered movie.

@erict3728 11 ай бұрын

You're so right. BTW I may not know you, homie but I have a strong suspicion you're as Portuguese as I am... Educated guess

@BeautifulRhodeIsland 11 ай бұрын

@@erict3728 you hit the nail on the head boss!

@leoMC4384 11 ай бұрын

Space Ice: "I watched many Steven Seagal movies.." **Cut to Ace Ventura crying in the shower** 😂😂😂😂

@erict3728 11 ай бұрын

@@BeautifulRhodeIslandawesome. Take care, bud!

@chillinginr.i. 11 ай бұрын

Ahh, I see another person from R.I. has taste!

@glowing571 11 ай бұрын

Steven Seagal playing a cop is like a poor man's, fat man's, lazy man's Training Day.

@wesleygriffiths8748 11 ай бұрын

Except Seagal will never have the charisma or charm of Alonzo Harris.

@adoredpariah 11 ай бұрын

Snatch every mf'n king kong.

@JoeMama-yd1ve 11 ай бұрын

@@adoredpariah hot bimbo: "Is it true what they all say about you? That King Kong aint got nothing on you."

@BeautifulRhodeIsland 11 ай бұрын

Only wet his partner gets is Stevens sweat from eating.

@einienj3281 11 ай бұрын

And a lazy attempt to recreate the "bodyguard"

@LJyoutubing 7 ай бұрын

I died at the, "Seagall tries to order a cheesesteak over the radio!" 😅😅😅

@EddyKnightBlade 2 ай бұрын

No worries his Stunt doubles will take over

@Noahboy8 10 ай бұрын

"He needs to attack a couple of strangers which quiet the voices" Seagal being his full psychotic serial killing self. 😂

@Tacoguy1000 9 ай бұрын

Yea, that's my favorite joke.

@leonndambuki4284 11 ай бұрын

Sometimes i imagine Steven seagull sitting at home with his beer on one hand and a burger on another hand wearing those funny glasses watching his own movies saying " godamn that's a masterpiece" 😂😂😂

@currentlyAddictedToKebab 11 ай бұрын

or circling his nipples (like those south park characters) while watching Ultimate Seagal Compilation #14

@babblingalong7689 11 ай бұрын

@@currentlyAddictedToKebab 😁

@ChimpFromSpace 11 ай бұрын

That's probably not too far off from the truth, tbh.

@bigbearkat2010 11 ай бұрын

If those Keenan Ivory Wayans stories from Rob Scheinder are true, he probably does.

@coolanimatedshortsbro 11 ай бұрын

Steven Seagal: I just read the greatest script I've ever read in my life. Writer: Oh wow, who wrote it? Steven Seagal: I did.

@cannedcoochiebread 11 ай бұрын

Ngl when the woman told Seagal "there's something you gave me as a little girl" It was scarier then any horror movie I've seen

@bigbearkat2010 11 ай бұрын

And doesn't Seagal write most of his direct to video garbage?

@ZeitGeist_TV 9 ай бұрын

@@bigbearkat2010Of course his ego and over inflated sense of self writes these movies. I could be wrong and he could very well be the cause of both the writers and actors strike.

@TalkingThrones 8 ай бұрын

@@ZeitGeist_TVIt's confirmed 👌

@amai2307 8 ай бұрын

@@bigbearkat2010 Like for real bro, just imagine - little girl, but it is actually Seagal.

@akawojo 7 ай бұрын

and it immediately made her vomit too! xD

@matthewhunt6525 6 ай бұрын

"The good guys know they can only keep her safe for so long"!! Lmao had me dying

@goofygrandlouis6296 2 ай бұрын

True. In Steven Seagal's movies, it's like we're watching the show from the *villain* 's point of view. 😅

@ssa6227 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@besaprotv Ай бұрын

🙂😂😂😂😂😂

@r.e.d.docena5957 10 ай бұрын

When even the bad guy asked Seagal not to kill the children... 😂

@Kelveron 11 ай бұрын

In the entire history of film review, no one has brilliantly, hilariously and accurately mocked an 'actor' as Space Ice has mocked Steven Seagal! Bravo sir, great job every time. 🤣

@tehpurplepills 11 ай бұрын

Seagal is not an actor, he is a trained killer, real life warlord, and certified badass

@Voodoo_One 11 ай бұрын

@@tehpurplepillswell, certainly ones brain cells will be mass murdered watching that crap. So yeah, at least that will be achieved by seagull

@seewhativescene 11 ай бұрын

Typing long rambling babbling essays reminds me of seagal, good job comrade @@Voodoo_One

@rockerdude9397 11 ай бұрын

🤣🤣

@jamessanders8895 10 ай бұрын

I'm proud to be your 420th like! Sammy "The Bull" says that Steven Seagal shit himself twice on set and then cried to the F.B.I., and I believe it. 😂🎉

@enalb5085 11 ай бұрын

i like how you framed steven segal as the kidnapper lmao

@tailedgates9 11 ай бұрын

And is the one trying to kill the hostage. XD "F**k! Out of ammo." Lol

@raylopez99 11 ай бұрын

Framed Seagal? Sounds like the plot of a Seagal movie.

@monarxk 11 ай бұрын

Yo, that was soo funny😂

@holosbachstudios9122 11 ай бұрын

@@raylopez99 a steven seagal remake of murphy's law (1986)

@jimmyzhao2673 11 ай бұрын

Seagal movies make more sense when you see him as the villain.

@mikeshelogowski434 8 ай бұрын

"Hospital gun" made me laugh harder than anything has a right to 😂

@dimitri4964 9 күн бұрын

I was dying

@peteschaub7561 10 ай бұрын

"After having one of his best sit-down shootouts" 😂 Only Seagal can have so many that they're ranked.

@julianrosas9134 2 ай бұрын

That was top five for sure

@grantyim9565 11 ай бұрын

I love the way Space Ice says “mega blockbuster,” it never fails to get a giggle out of me.

@konradk1066 11 ай бұрын

lol, its always "Mega Blockbuster... that showed the WORLD..." it never gets old 😆

@raylopez99 11 ай бұрын

Because of Blockbuster (TM) video stores or just the way he says it?

@LessPegasus 11 ай бұрын

may-ga blockbuster...

@sharpfalcon6196 11 ай бұрын

@@raylopez99 The way he says it, I reckon.

@tyleradams9358 11 ай бұрын

@@sharpfalcon6196 im pretty sure its because the movies are never in anyway a mega blockbuster ha, although the way he says it is also funny 😆

@dmpath 11 ай бұрын

I was stunned that the young girl didn't throw herself at Seagal like they do in every other movie.

@jimmyzhao2673 11 ай бұрын

I wanted to know about the tracking device he gave her to wear, but as per usual, *it's never mentioned again*

@wolfiesjustfine6499 10 ай бұрын

@@jimmyzhao2673Oh no, he's still tracking her. That's where true life imitates art.

@Komotau4691 10 ай бұрын

Seagal dont ask. He take what he wants. But this time it wasnt caught on camera :D

@rogierb5945 7 ай бұрын

Especially since he wrote the movie.

@treystephens6166 7 ай бұрын

She ain’t bad.

@Aanteatur 11 ай бұрын

"Rescuing one of Seagulls victims won't be that easy" fucking LOL

@jessicachafoya3747 11 ай бұрын

“ After mandating that she’d take 8 hours of sexual harassment training every quarter, he takes the job!” I died 💀 😂

@crossbones116 11 ай бұрын

Segal getting shot at the start of the movie is like... the closest we've ever gotten to him losing a fight in a movie.

@Texan45 10 ай бұрын

China Salesman

@WarriorEsoteric 10 ай бұрын

Hard to kill

@CharterForGaming 10 ай бұрын

He dies in a movie with some airplane terrorist thing. Executive Decision

@Scott__C 10 ай бұрын

@@CharterForGaming That's why the movie was great.

@malcolmcurve9511 9 ай бұрын

@@CharterForGaming I felt a sigh of relief when he died in that movie. My entire family applauded that scene

@FandersonUfo 11 ай бұрын

I think we all owe a lot to Space Ice and the work he does - God bless him

@jkdbuck7670 11 ай бұрын

His therapy bills must be huge.

@Dan-nt2yb 11 ай бұрын

His sacrifice is worthy of a Nobel Peace Prize.👍🏾

@Hoplasa 11 ай бұрын

if someone has to watch this garbage im glad he can stomach it for the rest of us xd

@chloeirnes 11 ай бұрын

I think they deserve some quality time out to dance in a Thai bar!

@user-xe2lo2je9z 11 ай бұрын

Not to forget the ordeal he must go through watching these travesties then turning them into block busters!

@phasm42 11 ай бұрын

"Nevermind, it's just Seagal doing Seagal things." 😅

@abdelali9279 11 ай бұрын

I need Steven Seagal to keep making movies so we never run out of these reviews!

@justinjohnson1360 11 ай бұрын

""He needs a quick break from all that standing"😂😂😂

@nKaizer 11 ай бұрын

The continuous joke about licence plates, women creeper, being the best at everything and such is pure comedy. Pure joy of watching

@G0ddEityawesome 11 ай бұрын

Women creeper is actually not a joke but truth

@absolutelyfookinnobody2843 11 ай бұрын

And him being the best thing is a joke but steven does it in every single movie

@nKaizer 11 ай бұрын

I know guys, I referred it as a joke because we're making fun of him here, but it is truth and lack of self awareness..I know because I'm not Seagall

@ShesMongolianASMR 10 ай бұрын

Women creeping is funny to you?

@maciek8159 10 ай бұрын

@@ShesMongolianASMRIt's a joke. Grow up. You are a buzz kill. Are you the type of person who goes to comedy shows and gets offended? I bet you are real pleasant to be around huh?

@jackrex7817 11 ай бұрын

I think Space Ice's premise of Seagal being the villain in each film is true. If you go back and watch any Seagal movie, but view it from the perspective that he is the villain, it actually works out way too well.

@kolossis8283 11 ай бұрын

I mean, he do be commiting a lot of atrocities as a government or law enforcer in his movies.

@malcolmcurve9511 9 ай бұрын

@@kolossis8283 he is a serial killer maniac in all his movies

@elmnt420 9 ай бұрын

2:17 he throws a knife and misses it. Still decides to leave the shot in.😂

@_BhagavadGita 11 ай бұрын

"Seagal goes full sloppy slappy on him." 🤣😅😂

@DotaCandies 11 ай бұрын

I like the fact that Seagal is the villain in every Seagal Movie.

@clara5924 10 ай бұрын

I never could sit myself watching Seagal films. Thanks for the review, it’s more entertaining than the actual film 😂

@malcolmcurve9511 9 ай бұрын

I stopped watching watching his movies after failing to finish a few of them. You need to switch of your brain to endure just 30 mins of one, but even that is not enough

@MoreBuffMoreMuff 7 күн бұрын

"None of the bathroom cameras are even facing the bathroom."

@latarribell4152 11 ай бұрын

I got 50 bucks to spare. I’m gonna give it to Seagal so he can make 6 more movies for Space Ice to review.

@vasvas8914 11 ай бұрын

Most budget would go to women tolerating scenes with him

@HotSauceForTheSoul 11 ай бұрын

He'll just use it to buy more Philly cheesesteaks.

@jaycol21 11 ай бұрын

Don’t forget to get your change.

@ssoory6343 11 ай бұрын

That's waay more than the DVD sales of those 6 movies

@SpokoR3 11 ай бұрын

"Tiny binoculars made up of two Hubble telescopes." I've rarely come across such a genius hilarious line in my entire 30 years of experience

@TeddyEdy93 11 ай бұрын

No strip club scene? No sex scene? Something is wrong with Seagal...

@peterpan2859 10 ай бұрын

The "relaxed car chase" looks like a Will Sasso MadTV sketch. This is gold 🤣🤣

@mettehermkens6645 11 ай бұрын

I'm at the point in my life that a new video of you rating Seagal movies is the highlight of the weekend 🤣

@babblingalong7689 11 ай бұрын

That's not a bad life 😁

@BabyKobeeee 11 ай бұрын

The way he changes his accent depending on who he’s talking to is the funniest thing

@bigbearkat2010 11 ай бұрын

Tom Segura warned us all

@robertcatania1120 10 ай бұрын

The fact that Segal has no clue how racist he is being when he does that is hilarious to me!

@Bigedub101 3 ай бұрын

@@robertcatania1120Its hilariously bad how he changes accents when talking to different races

@CL3V3Rtrevor 11 ай бұрын

I'm guessing Seagal thought barrells of uranium just explode if shot.

@Theodore_Twombly 27 күн бұрын

And water explodes when it freezes!

@TheRedRaven_ 11 ай бұрын

It’s unbelievable how these videos just get funnier the more they continue. In reality anything like this would get stale, not here 😂

@VeeeeeryDisturbing 11 ай бұрын

At this point I wouldn’t even be surprised if Steven seagal turned out to be an actual serial killer 😂

@chichfm5108 11 ай бұрын

😂😂

@mattg4705 10 ай бұрын

He is absolutely not smart enough to be a serial killer

@galil_6863 10 ай бұрын

He'd probably send his body double to commit the murders

@Nostromo2144 10 ай бұрын

He is...a moviemaking serial killer!!!

@serenity8839 10 ай бұрын

@@mattg4705or its working in his favour everyone just assumes it can't be him as he is thick 😂

@jordanbooth4470 11 ай бұрын

A new Sensei Seagal video on my actual birthday, the greatest present anyone could hope for

@ADR69 11 ай бұрын

Happy birthday🎉

@johnsanko4136 11 ай бұрын

I would wish you a happy birthday, but Segal just snatched your mother fucker birthday.

@MrJedroi258 11 ай бұрын

Happy Birthday

@Dan-di9jd 8 ай бұрын

I just watched the film myself. The entire plot revolves around Seagal and his lady pal. It seems like everyone owes him a favor because earlier he beat up someone for them like he’s in 2nd grade or something. Also the woman he’s protecting is falling for him and wants him to love her because she senses something profound about him. His fascination about this bodyguard-client relationship goes so deep that it ignores everything wrong with the overall plot of someone trying to kidnap her for a uranium mine.

@nicholasleclerc1583 9 ай бұрын

5:57 “The good guys know they can only keep her safe from Seagal for so long” Omfg, the fucking passive aggressive SHEER HATRED you have for him is fucking amaaaaaziiiiiiiing !!!!!

@johnjamele 11 ай бұрын

Seagal doesn't show the world he's back. He shows the world that he's still here and refuses to leave.

@crane8819 11 ай бұрын

It's impressive that Seagal has been making movies as long as he has yet his acting hasn't improved at all. That has to be a skill in and of itself. 😅

@ZephaniahL 11 ай бұрын

I’d go further - it has worsened.

@sevagapkarian4699 11 ай бұрын

Do film acting skills matter in a money laundering front?

@bigbearkat2010 11 ай бұрын

I'm sure in his mind he thinks 'why mess with perfection'?

@muskyoxes 11 ай бұрын

Each line read is the worst line read he's ever given

@jimmyzhao2673 11 ай бұрын

@@muskyoxes The exception being "I will snatch every motherfucker birthday". That is a line to be remembered.

@roryslaine7896 Ай бұрын

"Now they have a serial killer they have to deal with... Nevermind, it's just Seagal." 😂😂

@spencerherron5539 Ай бұрын

She was kidnapped over a f-ing uranium mine! 😂 his inflection is so perfect.

@db1777 11 ай бұрын

Perfect way to start off a long weekend with Steven Seagull roasting session by Space Ice 🇨🇦

@nicomancinicorleone9768 11 ай бұрын

Yessss😂😂😂😂

@mayhemmcfly4229 11 ай бұрын

It is!! Happy Canada Day, fellow Canadian! 🇨🇦🍁

@jimmyzhao2673 11 ай бұрын

@@mayhemmcfly4229 🟥🍁🟥 yay Canada !

@mattmurdock5424 11 ай бұрын

I love how he switches accents from normal to southern mid-movie. Only Steven Seagal

@jakeh6980 9 ай бұрын

No, he went from his black accent to his 💩 texas accent

@malcolmcurve9511 9 ай бұрын

He is the worst action actor the world has ever seen. Nobody does the same shit he does he's a legend in his own garbage

@what4494 9 ай бұрын

MEGA-BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE! 3:43 wow, just. Wow. Ahahaha

@larrywest42 10 ай бұрын

9:16 "that's definitely Seagal's trailer" - harsh ... but fair. 😅

@MudGoblin 11 ай бұрын

How the hell is space ice soo damn funny!? I hope seagal keeps making movies so we can keep getting these hilariously, witty break downs

@PoulDK 11 ай бұрын

His sarcasm game is om point.

@rickwong9049 10 ай бұрын

Unfortunately Seagal took a path of no return with his venture in Russia. So our only hope now is Neil Breen.

@valvenator 10 ай бұрын

Soon to come a Steven Seagal movie Fund Me page sponsored by Space Ice

@clivedorrington4036 11 ай бұрын

I love how space ice plays the entire thing as segual being the main bad guy of the movie and it making complete sense.

@Mikeb-NH 11 ай бұрын

“He’s interrupted by one of his biggest pet peeves”. I honestly thought it was going to be a flight of stairs.

@_Paul_N 10 ай бұрын

Or a buffet closing

@truthhurts3524 11 ай бұрын

“10lbs 4 reps!” 😂😂

@Zebra_3 11 ай бұрын

no rest period...that's badass.

@truthhurts3524 11 ай бұрын

And judging by those tree trunks, he doesn’t skip leg day

@SuperVlad666 11 ай бұрын

"... which quiets the voices..." made me cry. Thank you.

@LeprechaunSeeker 3 ай бұрын

I've reached that point with these videos when...I'm only hearing Ice's voice and it I'm f*$&ing dying here 😂😂😂😊

@Diceman770 8 ай бұрын

This channel gives me life.

@thabotheron 11 ай бұрын

That knife throw is entirely accurate.

@jaysonlee4394 10 ай бұрын

"neck full of ass knife"-Space ice..one of my favorite qoutes

@clbeefburger459 8 ай бұрын

All part of the script!

@gbap8230 11 ай бұрын

How to get an actor to actually try in a Seagal movie: trap them in his trailer.

@ahmad1080p 9 ай бұрын

Hardest achievements Seagal's couldn't finish yet: 50G - Don't harm innocent people. 50G - Stay undetected. 100G - complete a movie without killing anyone.

@dannyglover8217 6 ай бұрын

500g throw a kick above ankle high

@HelghastStalker 5 ай бұрын

@@dannyglover8217 1,000G - Win a fistfight using actual hand-to-hand combat techniques, without using jump-cuts, and without sitting down.

@andrewleah1983 5 ай бұрын

50G - not fucking about with license plates

@LEOsoulMonarch 4 ай бұрын

Achievement unlocked - Ghost of Segal

@thebenforever 10 ай бұрын

"Rescuing one of Seagal's victims won't be that easy."🤣 I don't know what vendetta Space Ice has with The Steven of Sea Gulls, but his routine demolition of these movies means everything to me.

@TimTimmay 11 ай бұрын

Nothing better than starting your month off with a nice *SPACE ICE: SEAGAL BASHING* 😂

@cgsweat 11 ай бұрын

I was kind of rooting for Seagal's partner at the beginning to finally kill Seagal, but then I realized we wouldn't have any more glorious Space Ice reviews.... Long live Seagal!

@red4. 11 ай бұрын

I'm amazed that there was a whole plotline where another character realizes Seagal is a bad guy and tries to stop him, and then he dies and the movie just moves along and pretends like it never happened.

@jimmyzhao2673 11 ай бұрын

@@red4. Indeed. *It's never mentioned again*

@rob1nsky 10 ай бұрын

The narrators delivery has me on the floor for the duration of the videos. Space Ice, BRAVO!

@rivenc9394 9 ай бұрын

'And stays out of sight using these tiny binoculars made out of 2 Hubble Telescopes'😂😂😂

@wiseone1013 11 ай бұрын

The Steven Seagal POV is always a wild ride and funny as hell.

@NiIex 11 ай бұрын

"He kills like 5 families a shift" After a minute already I need to take a laugh break 🤣

@rocko_M 9 ай бұрын

3:34 Spaceice is a legend 😂!! .. he said he installed .. skirt mirrors 😂😂

@Mattblaze1477 11 ай бұрын

At this point Steven Seagal NEEDS to keep making c grade schlock action flicks just so we can get more Space Ice videos out of it.

@scaleworksRC 11 ай бұрын

" Seagal goes full sloppy slappy" 😆💀

@mieloso8255 11 ай бұрын

I felt a wave of embarrassment come over me from all the decisions Seagull makes in this movie. Thank you space ice for your diligence. I don't think I could watch this movie first hand.

@Rainbowkitty09 11 ай бұрын

"Seagull" made me laugh irrationally hard.

@marcust478 11 ай бұрын

He's getting there! For the first time ever in one of his movie he was actually ambushed and sent to the Hospital. Even though he's still ex-special forces, the greatest most talented person that ever lived...again.

@ArnoAbout 11 ай бұрын

"...by Seagal's hospital gun" is a beautiful piece of writing

@doriangreen3231 10 ай бұрын

That "two Hubble telescopes" line is awesome.

@williamnoonan7380 11 ай бұрын

"Oh, please. The shorter, the better" made me laugh for 10 straight minutes

@ConSentidoComunPty 11 ай бұрын

Seagul is so lethal, that uses doubles to not kill someone.

@bigbearkat2010 11 ай бұрын

Hell that might've actually been true in his prime given his reputation of ignoring fight choreography and not pulling his punches

@tar-dab 25 күн бұрын

3:54 "wherever you go, I will find you" 😂😂😂

@dethstyx5069 5 ай бұрын

The “Good Samaritan” joke was brilliant! Had me dying!!!

@AvoidTheCadaver 11 ай бұрын

@6:28 Seagal is so incredible that he even managed to remove the license plates off the cop cares *before* they showed up.

@galil_6863 11 ай бұрын

The police didn't arrest him for the shooting, they arrested him for stealing their license plates

@larrywest42 10 ай бұрын

I can't believe they cut out the scene where he slapped the plates off the cars using his famous slapkido moves.

@crazyworld54321 11 ай бұрын

"These tiny binoculars made up of two Hubble telescopes". LMAO

@bartoszkupper9551 5 ай бұрын

"The most relaxed car chase you'll ever see" made me cry "..and knowing Seagal has no idea how to even hold a gun easily slaps it out of his hand" After this even the Lord Seagal was like WTF ?!

@alterego6075 11 ай бұрын

The way he found a cowboy hat that fits over his hair hat...is pretty impressive.

@annferguson3113 11 ай бұрын

Hair hat..😂

@hydorah 10 ай бұрын

Imagine all the boot polish and sharpie ink all over the inside of that cowboy hat afterwards. I also wonder did Steven's hair hat get wedged inside the 75 gallon Texas bonnet when he removed it?

@Kaermon 11 ай бұрын

I love your Steven Seagal reviews! You had me rolling since the start, but I really lost it at "Hospital gun". Thanks and keep up the great work!

@jtcone 4 ай бұрын

"Who's that white guy over there?" "You?" 🤣😂

@Thiccboiz 10 ай бұрын

I’m addicted to your Steven Seagal videos 😭

@joelnotsure2871 11 ай бұрын

Your plot descriptions are invariably better than the actual plots.

@etme1000 8 ай бұрын

*inevitably

@theelder4797 11 ай бұрын

Love how Stephen's movies are mega blockbuster hits, and The Rock was a small independent film 😂👍

@lamalama9717 11 ай бұрын

When 'The Rock' review first popped up I thought I'd be 'clever' by saying "mega blockbuster hit movie" before SI got to it and damn, Space Ice flipped the script. He's the boss!

@akawojo 7 ай бұрын

good spot! ;-)

@lizzfrmhon 8 ай бұрын

Segal, how many people do you want to kill in this movie Seagal: YES

@amonnovara2747 10 ай бұрын

I'm devastated at the thought of you running out of Steven Seagal movies!

@Markus_Andrew 11 ай бұрын

I appreciated the mini-lecture on proper urinal etiquette in the description. It needed to be said.

@travisdean8794 11 ай бұрын

I often wonder if Steven is waddling around his house with a bacon cheeseburger and his phone watching these outstanding reviews knowing that the whole world is laughing at him.

@nathanadler1452 11 ай бұрын

I see him more as a shambler than a waddler. Either way, hope so.

@davidcarter6659 10 ай бұрын

Where do you think he keeps getting movie Ideas from?

@5points185 10 ай бұрын

I think I read somewhere that he has a disorder where he can't recognize mockery ...of him

@nathanadler1452 10 ай бұрын

@@5points185 he's never experienced people not mocking him, so how could he?

@5points185 10 ай бұрын

@@nathanadler1452 this is VERY TRUE!!!