Still green screening myself into shows to make them more realistic.

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Fire Department Chronicles

3 жыл бұрын

Which Show/Episode/Movie should I do next? Station 19? 9-1-1 on Fox? Backdraft?

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@pamelaflirtyskunk7698 3 жыл бұрын

"Dark black smoke will make you choke, but grey smoke haze, you good for days!" 🤣🤣🤣

@oswaldjenkins8557 3 жыл бұрын

Best quote of 2021 or hell even 2020 👏

@rabbit9655 3 жыл бұрын

What type of smoke does blue sticky fire make?

@themaconeau 3 жыл бұрын

Says Philosopher Snoop 🤣

@saramcgaha1406 3 жыл бұрын

Ooohhhh yeaaaaaa

@saramcgaha1406 3 жыл бұрын

Rabbit I think you know the answer to that my friend.

@bappojujubes981 2 жыл бұрын

I just imagine this guy being ignored because he's the "comic relief character" but is actually more reasonable than all of them combined.

@EstebanBrenesV 2 жыл бұрын

that would make this shows 100% better to be honest

@Zara-Bari 2 жыл бұрын

I would watch that show.

@Gr3nadgr3gory 2 жыл бұрын

I can relate to a character like that.

@priscillajimenez27 2 жыл бұрын

Shakespeare has characters like that in his plays. They spoke reason but were usually seen as the joker or court gesture

@mrtan5641 2 жыл бұрын

It's like an anime side character who points out to the people that. HEY THAT"S THE MC who is a secret school hero.

@nophion2-electricboogaloo647 2 жыл бұрын

Dont worry, smoke only gets dangerous when it forms ominous skull shapes.

@NEEDbacon 2 жыл бұрын

Or bull's, can't forget James and the Giant Peach now.

@hatmax1614 Жыл бұрын

Damn you Flameheart!

@yojishinkawa378 Жыл бұрын

True.

@AflipKID91 Жыл бұрын

I thought that happens in real life 🤣

@a1z158 Жыл бұрын

@@NEEDbacon *Rhino's

@starlightequestrian6729 3 жыл бұрын

My biggest pet peeve with shows like these are the near panicked voices the "professionals" are making. Like this is the first time they have incountered this scenario.

@user-tr2dh4xx6u 2 жыл бұрын

but then you have real life where they are calm and they say why are they calm its like they dont even care about the victims

@mx_nana_banana 2 жыл бұрын

@@user-tr2dh4xx6u they do care about the victims, but it’s so routine that it’s like eating sandwich to them.

@user-tr2dh4xx6u 2 жыл бұрын

@@mx_nana_banana i know thats what my point was that people ask why they are calm when its because theyve dealt with it tons of times

@HaveANiceDayLol. 2 жыл бұрын

@@user-tr2dh4xx6u Of course you wouldn't have a firefighter flapping their arms around screaming like they've just seen godzilla. They're supposed to think rationally for the situation, and panicking is really not going to help at all

@seanjenkins5505 Жыл бұрын

I think having 90lbs Instagram model women as firefighters is pretty egregious

@alexn5743 3 жыл бұрын

Getting a green screen was a great investment for this channel

@JarthenGreenmeadow 3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely. These are amazing.

@Idk-bx2tq 3 жыл бұрын

@@JarthenGreenmeadow yes 😂

@Averagemoowie 3 жыл бұрын

And getting this guy

@thachronic100 3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget it can be claimed as a tax deduction

@D-Vinko 3 жыл бұрын

Funnily enough, I dont think he uses an ACTUAL greenscreen, based on his bloopers.

@tkachukenator 3 жыл бұрын

I’ll never forget the day a patients family member asked me why I’m not giving their dad cpr while he’s on the floor having a seizure...

@joshuareed8243 3 жыл бұрын

Why didnt you give him cpr? Did you want him to die? 😂

@jabbawookeez01 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣 I had something like this happen to me.. the entire family was getting mad cause they auto thought cpr is always given for everything or something.

@BLACKMONGOOSE13 3 жыл бұрын

When they demand you shock him and the patient has no rhythm....just like on TV.

@superbananas7792 3 жыл бұрын

Makes me think of an ex-cop patients wise words. "Never trust the general public cus they're stupid". You start to really understand how stupid people can be when ya get into the glories of Nursing.

@nickerzgames 3 жыл бұрын

@@BNbrett1376 We need to start cpr on you right away

@benjabby Жыл бұрын

This is honestly so much better than the usual "[skilled professional] reacts to [media portraying that profession]" style videos where they just sit and talk

@BernadetteShalala-zu5vb 7 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 Why not just toss yourself into the mix and explain it on the go with sarcasm🤣👍

@BloodChampagne 4 ай бұрын

There's no explanation here though, it has to be deduced.Easy for some people but not all. Videos with clear explanations as to how they came to the conclusion are far better at conveying info. This is more entertaining so it's better in that sense, but the sit and talk ones have a lot of value because they're more informative.

@edifyguy Ай бұрын

@@BloodChampagne You're right, to a point. I've often said, "A joke isn't funny if you have to explain it." These are videos made largely for an audience with a certain amount of prior knowledge that a lot of people don't have. To those who do have it, like me, they're hilarious. To people who don't, there's a lot of other stuff out there. There's something for everyone.

@nutaroo2278 3 жыл бұрын

"Cap what are you worried about? She's not in the dark toxic stuff, she's good to go!" I died. XD

@jakesnussbuster3565 3 жыл бұрын

Is that pfp an oc or a real thing

@joanlahoz5732 2 жыл бұрын

So did she lmao

@H-2II 11 ай бұрын

She didn't

@AlyssMa7rin 10 ай бұрын

Shouldn't have been in the dark toxic stuff.

@allmyedgesaresharp Ай бұрын

Is that cuz you wandered into the black smoke while you were laughing 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤

@JarthenGreenmeadow 3 жыл бұрын

"The house with big flowers" *cuts to a inferno* "now let me get this straight" my sides are in orbit

@lostpuppy8847 3 жыл бұрын

You must be pretty large then

@Justalilsilly 3 жыл бұрын

That isint healthy

@Adam-xf6sq 3 жыл бұрын

Flowers are secretly made of of metal, the government doesn’t want you to know.

@Justalilsilly 3 жыл бұрын

@@Adam-xf6sq that must be some flammable metal.

@smalltrashman4227 3 жыл бұрын

@@Justalilsilly Your mom

@redchan69yearsago72 3 жыл бұрын

One the next episode of 9-1-1 "THE FIRE IS SHOOTING AT US!" - Andy Bernard

@quinn9841 3 жыл бұрын

NO DONT GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS 😂

@xanderledger5331 3 жыл бұрын

I mean. Respond to enough rural housefires and you'll eventually end up at one with a box of .22 under the porch. (Happend to my brigade once).

@leeyubinsproperty 3 жыл бұрын

CallMeKevin: Fire, stop.

@amagimofumofu6549 3 жыл бұрын

@@xanderledger5331 there was a case in the US where a house fire reached the non fireproof ammo cabinet , ammunition went off

@shistably4271 3 жыл бұрын

That’s when you bring in a nun, a guy with a lightsaber, and satan

@SuperODST1 3 жыл бұрын

The "house with the flowers" bit could have been a funny moment. Like they could have had the characters actually acknowledge "House with the flowers? What the heck?" And then it turns out that there's no other houses with a lawn or something, or it's got a really distinct display of flowers, and they say "oooh, THAT'S what they meant". I'm guessing that's not what they do in the episode though.

@ShadeSlayer1911 Жыл бұрын

clever.

@dudemetslagroom8065 Жыл бұрын

That comedy writes itself...And still they failed to write it

@yocapo32 Жыл бұрын

Or hell, he's talking about the big flowers _painted_ on the house.

@khamjaninja. 3 ай бұрын

"It's the house that's not on fire." "Uh, all the houses are on fire." "Well, it's never been on fire before."

@beastwarsFTW Ай бұрын

Or it's some giant metal flowers as some kind of theme attraction.

@underthependulum3484 3 жыл бұрын

The idea of first responders just watching somebody and counting how many times they go into shock kills me

@tirsden Жыл бұрын

"Aaand that's four." "Center square on my trauma bingo card! Whoo!"

@iainmaclean4872 3 жыл бұрын

imagine you just got into a car crash with your loved one on the ground next to you and the firefighter says, "JEEZ HOW MANY TIMES IS THIS GUY GONNA GO INTO SHOCK?"

@shareten1247 3 жыл бұрын

sounds reasonable

@romankotas448 2 жыл бұрын

I almost died in a car accident, I can only hope somebody said that

@iz2333 2 жыл бұрын

@@romankotas448 Given that you're still alive they probably didn't spend 5 minutes exclaiming that you are indeed going into shock

@romankotas448 2 жыл бұрын

@@iz2333 yeah probably not, I ended up in a medically induced coma

@sonniedae6398 Жыл бұрын

The patient is going into shock from how many times we're not doing our job correctly

@smokingdog9349 3 жыл бұрын

These tv shows basically summarized “Dumb people get in accident, firefighters “help”. And then there is the other firefighters that say that they have commands to “take over”

@lust4thrust149 3 жыл бұрын

"Were the Federal Fire Department and this is our patient now!"

@smokingdog9349 3 жыл бұрын

@@lust4thrust149 “Wait what, We are the local fire department and this is our patient! We got here first!”

@hafizjoe583 3 жыл бұрын

"I appreciate the fact that you guys were fighting over who could rescue people first but incase you guys forget... *THE NEIGHBOURHOOD IS LITERALLY BURNING TO THE GROUND* "

@theinternetidiot 3 жыл бұрын

@@hafizjoe583" nah, let them go at it... WE NEED MORE DRAMA!!!"

@eliasbogdo 3 жыл бұрын

"We have jurisdiction!" lol i don't even know what jurisdiction is in Swedish, that's how many times it's been said in movies!

@diosoth 2 жыл бұрын

Back when Emergency! was in production, Jack Webb made sure everything was accurate as could be. They borrowed a fire engine from LA county, got a firefighter with SAG credentials on the show to drive it, both Kevin Tighe & Randolph Mantooth went through the full paramedic training course(they stopped shy of actually taking the final certification exam). This was when the paramedic program was in its infancy, the public still didn't trust the system & they had to show exactly what it was like to promote a needed system. These shows you spoof are probably written by the type of viewers who think Emergency! is "boring" & that such shows need more excitement. They also have 5X the budget & could look up real info online for free, but choose to phone it in because viewers eat it up anyway. Then someday someone watching these shows tries what's seen on them to save a life & ends up killing someone because it's all wrong.

@rhoonah5849 2 жыл бұрын

Very well said.

@carriewilson1006 2 жыл бұрын

Can’t they get sued over that?

@gunmunz 2 жыл бұрын

I'm sure they research they do is for that one-in-a-millon case that happened somewhere at some time or a repot of what could happened but hasn't happen and probably won't happen

@MrLostform 2 жыл бұрын

we are promoting underrepresented people here, ho hum realism aint going to cut it ok. /s

@Yodah97 Жыл бұрын

Writer here! In defense of my people, while these shows could be less terrible with better writing, this nonsense tone is really to be blamed on producers and network exects. They pick the programing and have the power of veto over pitches, concepts, and entire episode scripts. They were the ones who decided the world was in need of a an first responder TV show. And either didn't care to hire people who knew how the work is done, or activelly sought people who would be willing to write sensacionalist nonsense. I mean you can only really blame the writing team for bad content for the first season of a given show. After that, you need to blame it on the people who haven't fired those writers. Or if you want to be really cynical, blame it on the people who give this nonsense ratings.

@brianchadwell2632 3 жыл бұрын

I was actually only a firefighter for about 6 months. I got hired by my hometown department by some miracle when I decided that I'd apply for my childhood dream job. They're actually a very high standard department so I had done my research and knew what I was getting into as a career but not quite what they demanded. I made the mistake of showing weakness early, when I was caught off guard by some drills that triggered some anxiety issues I didn't know I had. They (very safely) tested the limits of that anxiety issue and found that I didn't quite have what it took for worst case scenarios (COMPLETELY UNDERSTANDABLE, don't get me wrong). Even still your videos trigger a nostalgia that brings all that incredible training and rookie experience back ESPECIALLY that I can hear jokes about fire science. Thanks for filling that void I'm kind of ashamed to explain I have.

@bassyxgrelle8659 3 жыл бұрын

"Is our next landmark gonna be the house with the freshly cut lawn?!" Pfft-

@darkracer1252 3 жыл бұрын

na. the one with the freshly painted door

@lostpuppy8847 3 жыл бұрын

The garden with the watered lily pad

@traceyjacobsen8544 3 жыл бұрын

The one with a chicken coop in the backyard

@DanielSmith-ze9lw 3 жыл бұрын

you know...the one with the big stack of fire wood

@StickmanHatena 3 жыл бұрын

I think the target residence is currently missing some windows due to the fire. Try searching for that.

@-----REDACTED----- 3 жыл бұрын

I thought firefighters were supposed to put out fires, yet he here roasting those shows to a crisp...😂

@michaelfluckiger448 3 жыл бұрын

thats a good one

@peternotpeter4201 2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@igorino1767 2 жыл бұрын

You are on FIRE!

@fishcake2299 2 жыл бұрын

Nice!😆😆

@firemark755 2 жыл бұрын

Extra crispy just how i like it😁

@jiabu99 10 ай бұрын

You’d get along so well with my dad. He’s a retired paramedic and watching any emergency/medical show with him is delightful 45 minutes of “that’s not how you put a respirator on a patient. That’s not where that vein is. Who wrote this”

@gunmunz 2 жыл бұрын

1:29 and pure white smoke; you gots a pope!

@vrtrunky552 4 ай бұрын

I got that joke

@LetustheDragon 3 жыл бұрын

"Black Smoke means it's toxic" Or it means a new Pope hasn't been elected.

@vinnieg6161 Жыл бұрын

ah yes the king of the pedophiles

@germaxicus6670 Жыл бұрын

Lolol

@GhostBear3067 Жыл бұрын

No that is white smoke.

@dr_axie1106 Жыл бұрын

@@GhostBear3067 So.... I'm not sure how to break it to you... But, there are two types of smoke during Pope's selection. White one and 5he black/gray one. The white one indicates that Pope was selected the black one indicates that the Pope wasn't elected so there will be another vote... The original comment refers to the smoke indicating "not elected yet - need more voting" black/gray smoke

@Husky_Joe Жыл бұрын

@@GhostBear3067 Nope, read the comment again.

@leorex8130 3 жыл бұрын

Just a friendly reminder for everbody who didn't get the joke; smoke is toxic, its colour doesn't change that fact.

@orlock20 3 жыл бұрын

Over 40,000 people in the U.S. die from second hand smoke every year so even a little bit of smoke is toxic.

@colahunter8180 3 жыл бұрын

@@orlock20 well that's literally what he said but I guess thanks for just repeating it?

@orlock20 3 жыл бұрын

@@colahunter8180 Not really. Second hand smoke means smoke expelled by people smoking cigarettes and pipes.

@colahunter8180 3 жыл бұрын

@@orlock20 again thanks for just repeating what he said.

@Zichqec 3 жыл бұрын

@@colahunter8180 OP didn't say anything about second hand smoke, orlock isn't even remotely repeating what OP said

@yesdude3914 2 жыл бұрын

It generally baffles me that movie directors and writers don't just find people like this guy, that can give them proper information and tactics that first responders would actually use...itd make up for an awesome, realistic and immersive movie. Same goes for like, every modern war movie too...they should get actual soldiers and experienced people to direct and give tips for the scene

@unr3markabl393 11 ай бұрын

The problem with that is that an accurate portrayal of anything is boring. Just imagine the pulse pounding Report writing section in a police show while they wait weeks for a forensic report. While i agree that some inaccuracies are more egregious than others, what makes or breaks these shows is the drama or the intrigue they can create and real life is seldom exciting.

@pizzacatthegreat559 10 ай бұрын

Full metal jacket had a real drill Sargent good movie

@frostbite1991 9 ай бұрын

no because they'll poke holes in the plot and ruin it for them. Easier to tell ignorant people playing dress-up what to do.

@Luca-sz5uy 4 ай бұрын

It’s definitely better if the writer consciously decides to forgo realism than if he is just totally ignorant and writes something totally detached from just anything

@hanthonyc Жыл бұрын

By far, even more than the ridiculous situations, the funniest part is how much they just... stand there. Talking. Simulating the days before radios, or simple multitasking. The real reason is totally because very few actors would be capable of taking multiple shots while sprinting around, yelling, carrying the extremely warm and heavy gear.

@baldur3365 3 жыл бұрын

“Ah, well there’s your problem we don’t tourniquet wounds we tourniquet limbs” Made me spit out my water.

@1Rabenauge1 3 жыл бұрын

I did learn that 10 cm proximal of the wound should be enough, of coure there ist enough, and no joint. In the army i did learn the same, to take the whole limb.

@heliannaabbott2023 3 жыл бұрын

Exactly. Who "fact checks" these shows anyways???

@hugowijk3676 3 жыл бұрын

@@1Rabenauge1 Also, do you ever really have a lot of choice of where to put it? Been taught in the army to only put it the upper arm/upper leg, since the lower half have "two bones" (not too but bones that split up and leave room for blood vessels in the middle where the tourniquet can't shut off blood flow).

@dnegel9546 3 жыл бұрын

Stop spitting water at me 😣

@RedBonkleMan8534 3 жыл бұрын

@@1Rabenauge1 yup high and tight and never on joints.

@Jens95 3 жыл бұрын

So glad I stumbled upon this channel!

@JH-cw5po 3 жыл бұрын

Your hockey videos are great

@kevintancos5128 3 жыл бұрын

hi Jens!

@huskyproductions854 3 жыл бұрын

Same here

@datguy7794 3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@skoshman1 3 жыл бұрын

Moi aussi!

@Anonymous-pm7jf 3 жыл бұрын

"Dark black smoke will you choke, but grey smoke haze you good for days." That is great 🤣

@RabblesTheBinx Жыл бұрын

As a cigarette smoker with early stage COPD because I'm an idiot and started smoking when I was younger: I'm calling bullshit. I mean, I know he's being sarcastic, but still. Cigarette and weed smoke? Both very light-colored. Also both not great for your lungs.

@aA-hq4km 2 жыл бұрын

2:02 that's exactly like in the witcher 3 when you need to kill a monster in someone's house and the person says "uh yeah my house is in the west direction from here"

@anthonymoncman6859 3 жыл бұрын

Please don’t stop making these

@thecentralintelligenceagen9963 3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@taktuscat4250 3 жыл бұрын

Agree

@OmegaTou 3 жыл бұрын

Indubitably.

@lopezantonio8680 3 жыл бұрын

yes

@dwightmansburden7722 3 жыл бұрын

Quite

@fiyahspinnah 3 жыл бұрын

It is actually really irresponsible that this show doesn't represent how it actually works because it's miseducating people about dangerous situations

@omransaeed1988 3 жыл бұрын

Well, not really, since most movies like this have a blaring huge ass "ALL THE STUNTS IN THE MOVIE ARE NOT FUCKING REALISTIC DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME YOU FUCKING IDIOTS, THIS A MOVIE, NOT A FIRST AID CLASS”, so yeah, no one will try that shit unless their idiots, and even then, the one to blame is the one who actually thought the movie was educational and real.

@TimothyGod 3 жыл бұрын

@@omransaeed1988 no one sees that tho, and they'll spread misinformation, it happens too much

@michaelcox5073 3 жыл бұрын

@@omransaeed1988 Do you have ANY idea, how many people I talk to that think ALL of the sprinklers go off at the same time, because of this type of BS?? We have people that put glue in their hair. Yes, I really believe that people think this shit is real.

@SevScout 3 жыл бұрын

@@omransaeed1988 Sadly, even if people get shown a disclaimer at the beginning of a movie, they are still going to believe it is real. That's just how the average person works. This is why it's so easy to control a populace, since you show them that the world is on fire, by showing them a forest fire and you can bet that there will be a few people who are going to kill themselves, before the phantom fire reaches their house.

@alexanderrahl7034 3 жыл бұрын

Bruh. Have you seen law and order or NCIS? Lol

@tiffanypersaud3518 2 жыл бұрын

You had me at “Throw her back!?” Subbed.

@od3910 2 жыл бұрын

My new favourite channels are people who actually know what they are talking about reacting to people who don't. Informative, salty and funny. The three great flavours

@911life5 3 жыл бұрын

The dispatcher telling you to look for the flowers in the front yard... at night... while everything is on fire actually seems pretty realistic..

@KingHoborg 3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, that might be the only information that the dispatcher could get out of them (whoever that was). The information dispatchers give out is highly dependent on what is given to them. Any info is better than no info, but that's when they ask whether it's possible for clarification or some other way to navigating. Luckily they weren't in black smoke, so they could take their time to figure things out.

@C.H.V. 3 жыл бұрын

could look for the house addres

@rhoonah5849 2 жыл бұрын

@@KingHoborg That's true but hopefully the dispatcher would be smart enough to ask the color of the house before getting information about its gardening.

@rhoonah5849 2 жыл бұрын

@@C.H.V. Easier said than done. I can't tell you the number of times I've been creeping down the road in the ambulance or engine trying to figure out which address we are going to. People just don't care about posting their street address in a conspicuous place... they NEVER consider that it is for their own safety when first responders are trying to find them. Sometimes they don't even put the outside lights on!

@ke6gwf 2 жыл бұрын

I once got sent to an incident that was dispatched out as being, and I kid you not, "next to the vineyard"... This was in the Napa Valley, you know, California Wine Country? The Dispatcher did have the decency to be apologetic, and said they were working on getting better information from the caller! I actually guessed correctly where it was, because it was about the only place along that road where ONLY one vineyard was visible!

@vapor-sings 3 жыл бұрын

"The house with the big flowers!" Oh, you mean the ones that most likely aren't there anymore due to the fire that's burning down the entire neighborhood?

@cccpkingu 3 жыл бұрын

Those are the most beautiful Petunias.

@Michael-dj6pd 3 жыл бұрын

at least Mario can come save us with the fire flowers

@traceyjacobsen8544 3 жыл бұрын

@@Michael-dj6pd that's why there's a fire there in the first place...

@1Chasg 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for explaining the joke....

@tbbt1215 2 жыл бұрын

Eon

@jasonzamora4272 Жыл бұрын

You're like a friend that would be fun to watch shows with, make fun of them, and drink beer. It's great.

@pythius8122 Жыл бұрын

1:39 ah yes cause as we all kmnow fire is just like 1800s black bad white good

@wildewilde5775 3 жыл бұрын

Look for the house thats on fire next to other houses that are on fire...

@shelbyhaase9754 3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the HUGE daisy's...that are on fire....(those are apparently different )

@orlock20 3 жыл бұрын

It's next to the house bellowing grey smoke.

@Brindlebrother 3 жыл бұрын

Don't stop can't stop won't stop FULL STOP.

@kai_fatallysapphic 3 жыл бұрын

@@shelbyhaase9754 that's actually good advice tho, just look for the big blue daisies, cuz if you touch it you get ice powers and can put out that fire easy peasy!

@shelbyhaase9754 3 жыл бұрын

@@kai_fatallysapphic Ah! Right! I forget about that...

@nathanterrell3710 3 жыл бұрын

The other fire fighters: We gotta get that lady!!! Me who knows she isn’t in the dark smoke so she is fine: (Signature look of superiority)

@tylerecho2589 2 жыл бұрын

I’ve been thinking hard about going to Fire Academy and I’m SOOOOOOO glad I found this channel 😂😂 thank you for your service and thank you for your light heart ☺️

@lauAlv 2 жыл бұрын

I love how frustrated he gets at all the inaccuracies 😂

@fightfire001 3 жыл бұрын

Apparently, Shonda Rhimes and the writers of Station 19 have never even met a firefighter, let alone talked to one. #NoTechnicalAdvisor

@kitchg5526 3 жыл бұрын

So true. No interview, maybe her writers just read book🤣🤣.

@bertescuaurel7518 3 жыл бұрын

Oh well that's why I appreciate Chicago fire more then this 5 cent scenarios that station 19 does.

@kanad.9397 3 жыл бұрын

if i was advisor i would be like "yeah....that seems about right" while collecting that paycheck from them haha

@barbkeen1221 3 жыл бұрын

Nope, she never talked to a firefighter. But she did stay at a Holiday Inn Express! 😉😂😂😂😂

@this_is_patrick 3 жыл бұрын

@@kanad.9397 Why not do it properly? If the show you're advising became a big success or gains renown for its accuracy, that means you're potentially in for the long haul, you can easily bargain for a raise, and you can put it on your résumé when you move on to other shows. And you're literally just talking about your real job as a side gig, too. Easy work for more and fatter checks, and free experience working as a consultant.

@rajaniwolf9466 3 жыл бұрын

That's some A+ writing in these shows when they don't understand something as fundamental as the fact that all smoke is harmful.

@dylanb2990 Жыл бұрын

When did they claim otherwise?

@Oblithian Жыл бұрын

The thing that annoys me is I know it's harmful but when there are forest fires and the AQHI is 10+ (and no clean air shelters are created) what are we supposed to do? And how + is it!? Am I going to lose a year off my life? Am I going to develop lung cancer? Or am I going to die instantly? You say it's bad but you are still letting businesses force me to work...

@yocapo32 Жыл бұрын

@@Oblithian Funny you should ask, because the answers to all of those questions is "maybe?", so enjoy wondering how much lung damage you got because your boss is an asshole.

@soldatdaniels8738 Жыл бұрын

Okay, I love this. Dude educating us about this really really dangerous stuff while making us chuckle. And back handing these shows.

@waggletontallylicker2299 2 жыл бұрын

If these types of characters were in the show they might be bearable.

@KkidzZ. 3 жыл бұрын

This really needs to be a series

@marieinparis7492 3 жыл бұрын

This takes me back into ptsd memory’s of house fire turn into ball of fire ☄️

@jmullentech 3 жыл бұрын

*WAIT.* We tourniquet *LIMBS*?!? I was taught in EMT class, PHTLS and basically every other clinical setting that we just slap a TQ on the neck and call it good. I mean... the bleeding will stop... for good. Right? Fuck me, I've been doing it wrong all this time! DAMN YOU OEMS!!!

@matthewbeland8443 3 жыл бұрын

😂 all I can do is laugh at this comment.

@justinconrow9174 3 жыл бұрын

One day while reviewing scenarios at my volunteer department, the chief asked us: what should you do if the patient has a serious neck injury with heavy bleeding? My answer? Neck tourniquet!

@redpug5042 3 жыл бұрын

@@justinconrow9174 that's one way to kill em.

@firemedic6509 3 жыл бұрын

All bleeding stops...eventually.

@eclipseshadowyt5917 3 жыл бұрын

@@firemedic6509 if the breathing stops eventually does so the bleeding, problem solved lol 😂

@MushroomMomTM 2 жыл бұрын

My grandpa just passed away this week. At home alone with my baby boy trying to cope. He was like my father. He was a fire fighter for a while. He made it to chief too. He was gonna be 60 this year. This helped bring laughs and tears of joy. Thank you.

@mgasukihanwa841 2 жыл бұрын

My condolences are in due. An honor it must have been for him. This show doing him some disservice

@mewgirl223 3 жыл бұрын

And the fact that the firefighter on the wood chipper scene who is doing the medical stuff was a former surgical intern so he SHOULD know how to do a proper tourniquet is just mind boggling

@lightningonlycommentsonce5824 3 жыл бұрын

"I'm still a Fire Fighter and the writers still aren't."

@BiggestNightmareJim 2 жыл бұрын

It's called basic logic/research.

@Chrissmth 3 жыл бұрын

“Grey smoke haze and you’re good for days” I live by that

@PIX199 2 ай бұрын

I love this types of reacts you do cause I watch shows like this and think it’s all Ligit 😂 thank you for educating me ❤

@theweeklydosage Жыл бұрын

Only just now finding this and I cannot describe how much I appreciate this video on every level. Subbed 🔥

@EmergencyWalter 3 жыл бұрын

This is gold. 😂 The good thing about being a German firefighter watching American firefighter series is that our tactics and equipments are so different, that it's easier to overlook the Hollywood bullshit. But station 19 is so damn stupid that I couldn't make it through the first season. My favourite was the blue fire. 9-1-1 was slightly better. But I really like Chicago Fire. I'm sure it's also unrealistic as hell, but at least they wear their masks and they don't switch their cars in every incident. Greetings from Germany. 😃

@eltontv6002 3 жыл бұрын

Wenn man drei staffeln "Feuer und Flamme" gewöhnt ist und sich dann das Zeug ankuckt sieht man erstmal wie verwöhnt wir mit unseren Sendungen sind haha.

@joshuas3897 3 жыл бұрын

Agreed, Station 19 was absolutely awful. 911 was stupid but still entertaining. Chicago Fire was the "most" realistic while also being a good show.

@TheCanadianBubba 3 жыл бұрын

Rescue Me was pretty good...

@MHG790 3 жыл бұрын

@@eltontv6002 Wobei FuF besonders in der dritten Staffel auch so einiges Comedy gold war. Ich sag nur TOJ und Strohballenbrand...

@thoughtfox2409 3 жыл бұрын

@@MHG790 Ja, aber immerhin alles echte Feuerwehr, Einsätze sind halt manchmal auch Lustig!

@lordofthesticks0 3 жыл бұрын

Alt title: Actual Professional First Aid Responder Roasts Every Movie And/Or Series

@sorenzx1923 2 жыл бұрын

I had no idea i needed this channel in my life. Gonna be sharing it around to some of my friends who i know will appriciate it

@Nightmare1324 2 жыл бұрын

Man, This guy should be a firefighter or something

@calebbarbu5346 3 жыл бұрын

these type of shows make firefighters look stupid lmao.. never stop making these videos 😂🤣

@marieinparis7492 3 жыл бұрын

True

@JimsEquipmentShed 3 жыл бұрын

These types of shows make the human race look stupid. I like to think in space, a ship just watched one of those shows, and passed us over for safety reasons.....

@sussertheoriginal 3 жыл бұрын

They don't make Firefighters look stupid. If you don't know about Firefighting, you don't know it's wrong. If you know about Firefighting, it makes the Film makers look stupid.

@JimsEquipmentShed 3 жыл бұрын

@@sussertheoriginal But if you don't know anything about fire fighters, you might make the incorrect assumption that the film makers do. Its the film makers reflecting reality to responsibility to bring forth a product thats reasonably true to life. (Unless its a show about a fireman alien that eats the fire.) That show if garbage all day long. Full disclosure, I have never watched an entire episode, the promo reels were so horrible, I generally jumped as soon as it came on.

@piranhaplantX 3 жыл бұрын

@Dannys Suarez Yeah, they all use the same drama show formula that was modified for cop shows. This is probably why you see stupid cop show tropes, like arguments over jurisdiction between different stations.

@fealubryne 3 жыл бұрын

This reminds me of why my siblings and I hate watching medical shows with our RN mom. It'll be (for us) super emotional and dramatic and she's off to the side yelling at the TV about all the things they're doing wrong.

@Zarmdthecoolest Жыл бұрын

But that way's so much more fun!

@icarusbinns3156 Жыл бұрын

Oh, I hear ya! Watching science-based scenes. Dad walked in mid-scene, “Why did he put a skull in a microwave?” And I lost it laughing! Not sure what the microwave was supposed to be but… yeah I often yell when shows call a blade the wrong name and then correct them. Epée vs foil vs rapier…

@Zarmdthecoolest Жыл бұрын

@@icarusbinns3156 he put the skull in the microwave because it wasn't cooked idiot 🙄

@icarusbinns3156 Жыл бұрын

@@Zarmdthecoolest I stopped watching anything with mining around Mom… one of her rants about the portrayal of an old well. Yikes!

@basillah7650 Жыл бұрын

Clearly you only watching it to have a fake cry but when something real happens in your life not one tear for anyone you actually know because they did not do enough for you.

@azitula 2 жыл бұрын

I can imagine how much fun you guys have around the station. You definitely have a 2nd career in comedy or consultant.. love your skits. Keep them coming!!

@DVW0911 3 ай бұрын

Love those videos, thank you. Absolutely great :D

@crazyjohn6130 3 жыл бұрын

Be careful of blue sticky fire and black smoke after 38 years doing this finally someone figured it out

@gingergrant1057 3 жыл бұрын

I love how much of a sarcastic SOB you come across . You’re probably a nice guy, and are knowledgeable in your field. I just love the delivery.

@KCsFunHouse Жыл бұрын

Don’t stop being you sir! Your videos and shorts always make me giggle!

@optimascrime5235 2 жыл бұрын

I love this channel and how different it is to all the other sketch comedy that's on KZfaq

@JohnMiller-iu2sx 3 жыл бұрын

I imagine this show is as painful to him, as The Hurt Locker was to me.

@greganderson4446 3 жыл бұрын

god that movie was so overrated

@Eye_Of_Odin978 3 жыл бұрын

The Hurt Locker was a good name for it. . . . . Because it absolutely pained me to watch it, especially when the *EOD* guys are CLEARING a VILLAGE for some reason. I'm like "wh-what? Why? Why not just call in literally ANY Infantrymen on station?"

@JohnMiller-iu2sx 3 жыл бұрын

@@Eye_Of_Odin978 big FAX. I only made it half through

@TealJosh 3 жыл бұрын

Yup. Saw it first time before serving and I could see how some things are not accurate, but found it entertaining. After serving as combat engineer, I too can't enjoy it at all anymore.

@SasamiTM 3 жыл бұрын

My best friend is a former marine and police officer, we love making him watch cop shows for the same reason. “Yeah you guys get crime scene evidence back in like fifteen minutes right?”

@xavierr4989 3 жыл бұрын

"tag us out!? im in the middle of rescuing someone. should i just throw them back?" best line

@funnyciscoleon 2 жыл бұрын

We need more green screen. I can’t get enough of this. It is epic!

@william.maclennan9061 2 жыл бұрын

You always put a smile on my face. Thanks.

@mgh8169 3 жыл бұрын

If you sniff that grey smoke you be soaring when you walk in 😂

@MonkeyJedi99 3 жыл бұрын

OMG. That guy who got eaten by the mower is SO wrong. That is essentially a beefier version of your regular lawn mower. One really big, really thick blade spinning horizontally. The only way to get trapped in it is to lower it down on yourself. Also, the blade doesn't spin unless someone is IN THE CAB manipulating the controls to send hydraulic fluid through the attachment. It is, in that way, much safer than you gas-powered lawnmower. Even if they guy was that much of a moron to stick his hand under that very loud mower deck while it was running, he would not be stuck. He would be bleeding out of the mangled stump of his arm, lying in front of the machine and an arthritic corgi could pull his arm out from under it. - - Sorry, worked with heavy machinery some years back, and I know you'll cover all the medical and firefighting stuff they do wrong. Just adding my rage, er, two cents worth.

@crowdemon_archives 2 жыл бұрын

"arthritic corgi" lmao

@barklet6110 Жыл бұрын

I thought it was a wood chipper lol

@beepbeepcasucha Жыл бұрын

@@barklet6110 i thought it was the inside of a tractor motor. Which ive never seen before but if anything had to be the inside of a tractor motor, it'd be that right

@thescraglybastard5177 3 жыл бұрын

Damn dude this is the funniest stuff I've seen in a while. Gonna binge your vids when I get a sec. Hilarious

@insulttothehumanrace3807 Жыл бұрын

Can't believe it took me this long to find this series. The guy who runs these is incredible. And yeah, if the guy went into shock that fast it's because he instantly lost a rather large amount of blood. Might as well start checking for a will, you ain't saving him at that point.

@dereinzigwahrenico8156 3 жыл бұрын

Actualy i like this Show I play a drinkin game while whatching Every time they do bullshit i drink one shot. The day after is verry hard every time

@southernsafety9749 3 жыл бұрын

How do you make it to the first commercial without being plastered?

@filipmecir262 3 жыл бұрын

@@southernsafety9749 I believe that he doesn't make it to the first commercial :D

@Kharnellius 3 жыл бұрын

HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!?!?!

@jonathandorsey 3 жыл бұрын

I'm with kharnellius on this one. What is this shot of, exactly.

@annab.5724 3 жыл бұрын

@@jonathandorsey It’s a shot of H2O, straight up. A lesser man would have drowned.

@JAMJAM83 3 жыл бұрын

"Want me to just throw her back?" , these are awesome!

@silverthekitsune7007 2 жыл бұрын

Please keep doing this, it’s amazing

@PanTF 2 жыл бұрын

God I love the final frame of your facial expression in every shot.

@matthewbeland8443 3 жыл бұрын

The “State-The-Obvious” Game!? I love that game!! 🤣

@danielst.pierre817 3 жыл бұрын

I stopped watching tv because of shows like this, well that and 45mins of commercials. But i'd rather watch your guys content. It's always for a good laugh and no commercials.

@Avg22 3 жыл бұрын

I absolutely love this videos!

@4922jack 2 жыл бұрын

I don't know how or why KZfaq recommendations brought me to this channel but I am ADDICTED .. these are soo funny !

@kmonnier 3 жыл бұрын

Dang it I thought I just came here to be entertained but you keep teaching me things.

@elrodnumber3142 3 жыл бұрын

“There’s still a Whole lotta arm to work with”

@ImNumbah5 3 жыл бұрын

Just bumped into this channel. As a first responder myself, I absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE this! Subscribed! Keep up the great work!

@fynn7972 2 жыл бұрын

Bro, your channel is 🔥. Keep this up. It's amazing.

@AnimeFan_2013 3 жыл бұрын

0:37 - That smile. Perfect

@ra7orblade 3 жыл бұрын

THIS MUST BECOME A SERIES.

@Eddygeek18 Жыл бұрын

I love these videos, please make a whole full length show of these lol

@Smiley1967 2 жыл бұрын

I m in love, just see it for the first time and I allready in love with you mate, so much thx for the vids :D laughed my ass off

@frap7774 3 жыл бұрын

1:19 Lmfao i love that so much

@DimitriKurkov 3 жыл бұрын

These shows really lowered my expectations for emergency services, along with my IQ, and somewhere along the way, my sanity.

@mollyh80 3 жыл бұрын

Lol irk but for some reason I still love watching them

@DimitriKurkov 3 жыл бұрын

@@mollyh80 Of course. I hate the fact that they pretty much butchered everything and everyone they mentioned, but the drama is on point. Still gonna talk shit about them though.

@mdpo6419 3 жыл бұрын

Me and you both. First who have sex in a firehouse? Never seen so many promotion to one person so first. What the hell the other fire fighter doing. And how the hell you go from battalion chief to starting all over again. Really

@DimitriKurkov 3 жыл бұрын

@@mdpo6419 Don't you just hate it when you spent 12 years in the force just so that a brat from nowhere came in and bam, he now has your job and you would be lying in a ditch somewhere.

@morgadoapi4431 Жыл бұрын

Never stop doing this, it never gets old

@spaghetti9845 Жыл бұрын

I'm always amazed at this show, how they see so much fire but their gear is always sparkling clean.

@TheEplestugas 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine putting so much work and money into a TV-Episode about a fire and don't even bother with doing research or talking to a single firefighter.

@FormerGovernmentHuman 3 жыл бұрын

Not a firefighter, i’m a veteran. But god damnit am I enjoying this and holy shit i can relate.

@isaac_buckley Жыл бұрын

Thank you for your service! My dad was in the Air Force, it bugs the heck out of him whenever military movies get things wrong; everything from how they almost never get the rank insignia on the uniforms correctly, to characters routinely making decisions that would very, very easily get them court-martialed.

@candiced710 3 жыл бұрын

Saw your collab with Ginger Billy and now I cant stop watching! Love it!

@animatorze1140 2 жыл бұрын

I have stumbled onto gold! This is genius content!

@cjn0 3 жыл бұрын

If a fire starts in my house, I will make sure to stay near the gray smoke

@brandynbuxton 3 жыл бұрын

This was like mahk from zebra corner

@groverbundy899 3 жыл бұрын

More like angry cops but yea

@cpt.awesome7281 3 жыл бұрын

I'd say closer to Mahk than AC.

@samuelcheatham4586 3 жыл бұрын

Lol...... I love this guy. So effing funny. Love how he puts humor on a serious, and potentially heart wrenching job. Keep em coming

@ejanocrowsnatcher6785 3 жыл бұрын

1:05 This kinda thing really happened to a guy and he had to chop his own arm off to save his own life cause the machine was also on fire, did not pass out, definitely lost way too much blood but miraculously survived.