Green screening myself into shows to make them more realistic. Station 19 Edition

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Fire Department Chronicles

3 жыл бұрын

Do you want this to be a whole series? Tell me in the comments!

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@icedraco7672 3 жыл бұрын

You can tell this show was written by someone who has never been in the first responders field. They see a window, first responders see a door.

@sarahroberts7374 3 жыл бұрын

Yes! And real first responders dont waste unnecessary time with pointless dialogue- straight in, job done!

@kenbrown2808 3 жыл бұрын

you see a wall, truckies see a door.

@kryona3309 3 жыл бұрын

I feel like most people would just say, hey just break my window, it'll probably cost less to get that fixed than the hospital bill after getting shards of glass removed from my body.

@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen 3 жыл бұрын

If your property is on fire to the point of needing first responders you won't care about your windows.

@Heuhegeygeygeheu 3 жыл бұрын

@@kryona3309 i still cant understand how Americans can live with that fear

@alexmax3502 3 жыл бұрын

"Yeah, that's called fire guys" This shit is GOLD, just hilarious.

@peao010109 3 жыл бұрын

SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUUUUUUCE!!!

@mic8040 3 жыл бұрын

« and if you spray water on it, IT GOES AWAYYY

@Fridge-Parfait 3 жыл бұрын

Marinara Sauce?

@Choccy_Milk_1 3 жыл бұрын

@@Fridge-Parfait no picture sauce

@Fridge-Parfait 3 жыл бұрын

@@Choccy_Milk_1 i know lol

@barleysixseventwo6665 2 жыл бұрын

I love all the firefighters stopping to gawk at the fire like its a freaking xcom alien.

@lennysummers6672 Жыл бұрын

Gold

@alexanderforrest1983 Жыл бұрын

Heck my new XCOM recruits respond faster to a alien than they did to that fire.

@BrumBrum2222 Жыл бұрын

I think these firefighters are what they modelled Sims behaviour on. Yep gawping and fire and yelling fire is certainly going to save you!

@Dr.TJ_Eckleburg Жыл бұрын

HOLY SHIT IS THAT FIRE WTF

@enb3810 Жыл бұрын

These shows are always so braindead...

@logicalthinker7565 Жыл бұрын

As a doctor this is how I feel whenever I watch medical dramas.

@insulttothehumanrace3807 Жыл бұрын

I would watch you doing something like this, if you felt the urge to do it.

@FTroop37F Жыл бұрын

How badly does it annoy you when on TV they defibrilate someone who's flat lined? :)

@logicalthinker7565 Жыл бұрын

@@FTroop37F Yes! Everyone that happens I just roll my eyes.

@lahannid 11 ай бұрын

Or they just defibrillate with out even bothering to do chest compressions. OMG 😂

@shadowenderscar 8 ай бұрын

⁠@@lahannidIt’s never CPR, always straight to the defibrillator 💀

@Morhan_Jehnez 3 жыл бұрын

I love the idea that this guy was actually there but everyone was just ignoring him.

@satunbreeze 3 жыл бұрын

The title does say it makes it realistic, maybe this is his life lol

@Abizaga 3 жыл бұрын

omfg hahaha

@Utonian21 3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@elijabarz8341 3 жыл бұрын

Or 1 of the guys was tripping balls and was guided by him to a better reality where that kind of fools can think or sth

@Sheppo42 3 жыл бұрын

@@elijabarz8341 nah

@Gunslinger2121 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I’m not allowed to watch any of the so called fire or medical shows anymore according to my wife. Apparently I “ruin” them by pointing out the same garbage.

@4x4ff 3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@nicholasfernandez7720 3 жыл бұрын

same

@SheepdogSmokey 3 жыл бұрын

I'm single and still got told this by every friend/relative possible the day I joined my VFD.

@cbsumm88 3 жыл бұрын

I point everything out as well😂

@briannataylor8046 3 жыл бұрын

Im not allowed to watch medical dramas anymore for the same reason😂

@dan13ljks0n 2 жыл бұрын

For those of you old enough, "Emergency" was more realistic. But then, they had real firemen in the cast and worked with the Fire Dept.

@Woodland_Adventures 2 жыл бұрын

this one? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emergency!

@dan13ljks0n 2 жыл бұрын

@@Woodland_Adventures The only TV show by that name that I know of - from the 1970's.

@thesquishedelf1301 2 жыл бұрын

It's also gloriously '70s.

@GalanDun 2 жыл бұрын

One of the best shows ever. Loved that growing up.

@Trinidadianlove 2 жыл бұрын

I loved Emergency! We had a channe on our tv that had a bunch of vintage shows and that one was one of my favorites.

@maruftim 2 жыл бұрын

Irl firefighter: "This fire ain't nothing compared to my 20 ton balls dangling down here." Movie firefighter: "omg omg its a fire, walk slowly so it doesnt hear us"

@hanuleum3182 Жыл бұрын

"WALK SLOWLY SO IT DOESNT HEAR US" lmao

@AverageAmerican_ Жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/odtig918vKy0pps.html It’s finally here

@YoungCraggy Жыл бұрын

@@AverageAmerican_ it’s finally here

@lunarjellyfish5538 Жыл бұрын

@@YoungCraggy it's finally here

@soslo2118 Жыл бұрын

@@lunarjellyfish5538 it's finally here

@ReinertZerker 3 жыл бұрын

He's like that one guy who is always right but everyone ignores.

@payne267 3 жыл бұрын

Aka me -_-

@grigoriyefimovichrasputin7897 3 жыл бұрын

Aka me and my family.

@grigoriyefimovichrasputin7897 3 жыл бұрын

@@payne267 You want to know what my idea of today was?

@payne267 3 жыл бұрын

@@grigoriyefimovichrasputin7897 yesterday

@CookieeMonstarr666 3 жыл бұрын

Worse when everyone says shit like "dude, shut up, don't always think you are right", when the reality is he is right.

@DickBanton 3 жыл бұрын

Oh, sure, let's all listen to Mr. Only Guy Not Wearing His Oxygen Mask.

@ThatGuy-sw9ic 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly didnt even notice that. Lmao

@blueapple7988 3 жыл бұрын

😂

@androsp9105 3 жыл бұрын

Everyone knows only black smoke is toxic. He'll be fine.

@TheArhive 3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, he's been in there a hwile and it doesnt seem to bother him so

@GetawayFilms 3 жыл бұрын

@@TheArhive Well.. It DOES seem to be bothering him... Listen to all the silly advice he's giving out

@DinoJake 2 жыл бұрын

I feel like this man has been watching shows like this for years, got angry at them, and finally did this to vent years of frustration.

@Azrael_Garou Жыл бұрын

LOL someone has to! Primetime shows have jumped an entire ocean of sharks at this point.

@jimmywinter7961 Жыл бұрын

Oh, that's exactly what this is.

@slaveteri Жыл бұрын

Don't we all? (i just do them in my head instead of where everyone can see my fat ass, is all.)

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

Everything exists with its opposite, we must remember death so that we can understand the value of life, seek to live life correctly and beautifully and prepare for death in the best way. Sometimes we must remember. Transitory life.. -is the translated text

@alejrandom6592 Ай бұрын

I don't think he could watch the whole thing tho

@JimOutofControl 2 жыл бұрын

Always that amazingly rare smokeless fire that provides fantastic visibility in these shows. Whenever I’ve go into a burning structure I can’t see shit.

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@JimOutofControl 4 ай бұрын

@@Liex09 Wtf are you talking about. The point Im making is, I’m a full time firefighter and when you go into a burning building in reality there is no visibility at all due to smoke. In the movies they are very unrealistic and it must be “smokeless fire”

@clarkb1900 3 ай бұрын

@@JimOutofControl Might be a bot- they've written the same reply under at least 1 other comment.

@Ishidalover 3 жыл бұрын

If anyone is wondering, this is what it's like watching Grey's anatomy when you're in the medical field. How about we stop discussing patient information in public places and stop having adult fun time in the closet, we're trying to SAVE LIVES, FOLKS--

@Vixen1525 2 жыл бұрын

And what is with Dr House?

@slyguythreeonetwonine3172 2 жыл бұрын

Nah, y'all just lying about the Flu, I mean Covid.

@wonu 2 жыл бұрын

@@slyguythreeonetwonine3172 ?

@BrokenAtari 2 жыл бұрын

You're telling me people who spend multiple days working there don't find time for a little fun? 😭

@lgbtqiarights 2 жыл бұрын

@@slyguythreeonetwonine3172 ??????

@DansuB4nsu03 3 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: That's the spirit of a dead fireman, who tragically died in a fire while saving a life, who is trying to talk to inexperienced firemen and guide them through tough situations, but everyone keeps ignoring him and that's why other people keep dying. That's why we need more people like this guy.

@AnimeWolf5193 2 жыл бұрын

And he's seen so much stupidity he's done being nice.

@hansthegermansoldier4892 2 жыл бұрын

Man that sounds so sad right now

@awkwardzoltar3529 2 жыл бұрын

Dead firemen?

@randompensamientos9802 2 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭

@jammin2575 2 жыл бұрын

I love the idea of a sarcastic ghost fireman 😂🤣😂

@moriahthompson9404 2 жыл бұрын

"Well, if they are alive behind that island and we keep talking instead of putting the fire out we won't have to worry about saving 'em." I'm ROLLING🤣

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@angrydalek 2 жыл бұрын

I think the saddest part here is that they’ve bought all this legit firegear for a dumb tv show when there are stations who can’t afford new gear

@ripvanwinkle2002 Жыл бұрын

they need to go out and grind a bunch of small fires till they have enough coin for better gear.. im kidding.. it is shameful.. it would be nice if those shows donated the gear after they were done with it, if it still passes safety check

@ThatGirlJD Жыл бұрын

I doubt the gear is up to regulations.

@Qwerty0791 Жыл бұрын

It’s almost like when you strip the government of any authority, then mega-corporations rule the country and put profit above all else. And lobby the government if they interfere. Amazing.

@blau20 Жыл бұрын

This show is actually good (for a TV drama series) if you're ok with firefighting being aprox. 70% realistic (percentage estimated on reddit by a fan who's also a firefighter).

@doinyourmom7236 9 ай бұрын

@@blau20 It really isn't, also reddit is an awful source, and the person is most likely lying, or the worst guy in his department.

@thefacer3279 3 жыл бұрын

YES I WANT THIS TO BE A WHOLE SERIES SO I AM TELLING YOU IN THE COMMENTS!!!

@natescatsandstuff7897 3 жыл бұрын

I second that vote! Absolutely hilarious 🤣

@thecentralintelligenceagen9963 3 жыл бұрын

Yes I agree with this one

@chrisusarmy05 3 жыл бұрын

I'm going to 4th this

@danshonda1337 3 жыл бұрын

I second the motion. All in objection please shut up.

@zacharyfett2491 3 жыл бұрын

Same!

@snips.n.stripes 3 жыл бұрын

He’s like a sassy, sarcastic ghost of a firefighter who doesn’t want any company

@southanime Жыл бұрын

I would watch that show

@fart63 Жыл бұрын

He haunts houses and sets them on fire just to yell at the first responders

@wumpusrat Жыл бұрын

@@fart63 I'd watch that show.

@stickboi922 Жыл бұрын

@@fart63 “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!” “Man we used to put these out so much faster than you guys back in my day, and we didn’t even have all the fancy new stuff.” “JUST USE THE WINDOW WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!!” “If I was alive right now I would have put it out in the time it took y’all to get here!”

@ralanham76 Жыл бұрын

If they keep doing really bad, he'll have company soon

@slandshark 2 жыл бұрын

The window thing reminds me of a 'reality tv show' called "The Colony" that was on The Discovery Channel, that was about trying to survive an apocalypse. They had the people scavenging for supplies at a nearby abandoned neighborhood, walking past house after house. These people need food, heat, fuel, etc and here they are, walking right past propane tanks, bbq's, people's houses, etc without stopping to actually grab any of the tons and tons of supplies literally right there in plain view. Like, first off, there's a literal propane tank RIGHT THERE! Grab it! Or you know, maybe go inside one of those homes and check for canned food and other supplies? But nope, can't make a 'reality tv show' actually even close to realistic.

@carriewilson1006 Жыл бұрын

I don’t know how a Bethesda game can get that right and a big budget tv show can’t

@pizzalock1760 Жыл бұрын

Oh yeah remember watching that show especially when it took them like ten episodes to finally decide to grab the freaking solar panels that we're in the introduction when they're walking in to the place

@pedromoura1446 10 ай бұрын

yeap. i love that show but they're usually dumb as f*ck XD

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@Napalm30308 2 жыл бұрын

The fire's spreading from the heat of this man's roast alone.

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@xeidi5818 3 жыл бұрын

This needs to be a series, just you incorporated in the scene raging about Hollywood stupidity!

@tammyt3434 3 жыл бұрын

Add in occasional guest stars; like one of the cooking channel guys sipping wine and saying, "Oh yeah, my wine cellar is totally a minefield waiting to happen."

@OregonCrow 3 жыл бұрын

None of these video's are from Hollywood.

@ptaylor4923 3 жыл бұрын

@@OregonCrow And just where is the main background video from? 🙄🤔🤨 Huummm?

@kevincool2940 3 жыл бұрын

Oh, you have no idea how wrong those scenes are...

@banban60000 3 жыл бұрын

dont blame hollywood, blame their audience

@perisaizidanehanapi7931 3 жыл бұрын

That show is trying to make the fire brigade looks, acts, and moves like a SWAT team in movies.

@justin2308 3 жыл бұрын

In an alternate universe, there’s a SWAT team acting like the fire brigade.

@joshfoster7420 3 жыл бұрын

@@justin2308 just go to a strip club on costume night, then you can see a swat team on the poles ;)

@Zabrixis1919 2 жыл бұрын

@Sturm Art problem with any investigation or crime shows is that the crimes get boring fast and the only way to stop that is to present less likely crimes or crimes that are not in their jurisdiction until it gets to the point of absurdity

@Zabrixis1919 2 жыл бұрын

@Sturm Art yep they took the hard way which I can respect

@OldestHouse 2 жыл бұрын

That show is trying to make the fire brigade look, act, and move like a SWAT team in movies.* english grammar 101

@LifeOutward 2 жыл бұрын

Can I just say, other than being hilarious, you did a great job color correcting/grading and matching the original footage. I know that's no easy or simple task! Great work.

@2KChilds 4 ай бұрын

It's easy because they apparently only put out smokeless fires so the image is always crisp and clear and vibrant.

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@qqfuwu1 2 жыл бұрын

“That’s called fire guys” killed me, I am dead

@xCorvus7x 11 ай бұрын

Are you better now?

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@joanhoffman3702 3 жыл бұрын

It's called "Overlooking the Obvious in Service to Dramatic Effect", or how to drive professionals (who know better) batshit crazy.

@mihan2d 3 жыл бұрын

I'm no professional yet I also immediately spot such BS and it ruins the immersion completely...

@doublex85 3 жыл бұрын

Also known as "bad writing."

@GordonSlamsay 3 жыл бұрын

@@doublex85 yeah this show looks kinda bad.

@Shajirr_ 3 жыл бұрын

This works for Sci-Fi too. Prometheus featured the stupidest crew members known to man.

@mentra1 3 жыл бұрын

Bad writing and Hollywood dramatization.

@Iron-Griffon 3 жыл бұрын

"they're behind the island!" You mean that thing that can easily walk around?!

@Bacony_Cakes 3 жыл бұрын

The thing that was DESIGNED to be walked around easily in a closed space? Are you crazy? Of course not!

@OintmentNailhead Жыл бұрын

1:32 love how you can literally see the actress similing in this shot

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@aaronbritt2025 2 жыл бұрын

As a former firefighter/EMT... I approve this message. All these hospital and fire dramas on TV got me like... "Nope. Doesn't happen".

@caiden3396 Жыл бұрын

Na. They're very realistic. There's a soap opera that used dish sponges to resuscitate someone just like in real life.

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@meganbarber3599 3 ай бұрын

What about ER? Chicago Med, Chicago Fire?

@Katana314 3 жыл бұрын

I feel like anyone who's played Rainbow 6: Siege might be better at firefighting than these actors.

@1Morey 3 жыл бұрын

@srry im mentally ill u wont get a reply flaming garbage. Nice pun.

@1Morey 3 жыл бұрын

As long as they don't bring Thermite or Capitao.

@mentra1 3 жыл бұрын

they should picked someone like buck instead of going in as recruits

@killerbug05 3 жыл бұрын

Capito mains: "don't mind me, I'm just gonna shoot my firebolt at our only viable entrance into site'

@thasheep9640 3 жыл бұрын

@@1Morey fuze will do the trick

@SuperTrainStationH 2 жыл бұрын

Man imagine if there were a portable machine that could dispense large quantities of water at a rapid pace.

@henrybaker4239 2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@TheTurinturumbar Жыл бұрын

Hey mr spaceman with your science fiction "if only" solutions, while you're wishing why not wish for a teleporter to beam everyone out of there, huh? Buckets worked fine for my granpappy and gadnabbit it's good enough for us.

@iz2333 Жыл бұрын

Lmao next you're gonna tell me you want some sort of tool that can cut through glass?

@ichigo9171 Жыл бұрын

@@iz2333 or just break it. We all know glass is inpentrable. Unless it’s wine glasses.

@ju87stuka69 Жыл бұрын

Lol, you also gonna tell me that the Military should use some weapon that can shoot a piece of metal at high rates of speed?

@sarahluciakarmann6133 2 жыл бұрын

Okay I love this. This is the peak of “God save me from amateurs and TV writers”

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@davejoseph5615 2 жыл бұрын

This makes me feel better. These people are always admiring the flames without getting anything wet.

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate 3 жыл бұрын

It's like a little firefighter genie trying to help his friends but they never listen until the end of the episode where they learn a lesson about life

@spooktspeek 2 жыл бұрын

yeah that seems about roight

@ocularskewer1245 2 жыл бұрын

hi sniper tf2

@Boy-Toy804 2 жыл бұрын

Professionals have standards

@Rescultir Жыл бұрын

You know, I think I've learned something today...

@AverageAmerican_ Жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/odtig918vKy0pps.html It’s finally here

@Galimeer5 2 жыл бұрын

Firefighters have been around since the Romans. That means they've had 2000 years to figure out how to do the job without being stupid.

@orangeapples 2 жыл бұрын

Humans have been around for hundreds of thousands to millions of years and we haven't figured out how to not be stupid.

@KaiserStormTracking 2 жыл бұрын

18-19th century fire departments owned by insurance companies Wait we weren't supposed to be stupid?

@windy8544 2 жыл бұрын

@@KaiserStormTracking why is that stupid? wouldn't insurance companies be interested in putting the fire out for less money and not having to pay for the entire building

@thesquishedelf1301 2 жыл бұрын

@@windy8544 'cept that if you didn't have insurance or didn't want to play by the local insurance company's rules, guess you're burning down then

@couchmaster3773 2 жыл бұрын

Surely some form of firefighter has been around since... well, fires I guess.

@wisconsinfirenerd 2 жыл бұрын

I was a firefighter for more than ten years and this is my new favorite thing on KZfaq

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@LucidDreamer54321 2 жыл бұрын

I feel your pain. I am a retired nurse and tend to get annoyed by medical scenes in movies and TV shows. The worst thing is when they show a Code Blue event in a hospital. It is always ridiculously inaccurate!!

@phoenixrising4532 5 ай бұрын

Ikr! I hate it when they show flatline on the monitor and then they magically shock the patient back to life with one shock. 😂 No drugs pushed no compressions it's like magic was in the paddles

@DragonsAreHungry 5 ай бұрын

@@phoenixrising4532 or the one doctor grabbing the patients shoulders, shaking him once while shouting "No, you are NOT dying on me now!" and the patient magically not only lives again, but sometimes is able to walk away as if nothing happened... 🤣

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@LucidDreamer54321 4 ай бұрын

@Liex09 Really? What is the opposite of peanut butter? What is the opposite of dandelions? What is the opposite of baseball? What is the opposite of the Milky Way galaxy?

@Shannyrox101 3 жыл бұрын

I loved sharing your videos with my Dad. He was a firefighter for 26 years and I loved hearing him just tear these shows apart. When I showed him your videos, he’d get this big grin on his face like he was reliving his days on the truck again. We lost him this past month and I wish I could endlessly pester him on what memories your videos bring back.

@jimmyneutron1295 2 жыл бұрын

Sorry for your loss, RIP.

@falcon3792 2 жыл бұрын

Prayers for you and your dad, he's a hero!

@katydid5088 2 жыл бұрын

Sorry for your loss.

@Mixen1Actual 2 жыл бұрын

Sorry for your loss he must’ve been a great man

@strangewayfaringstranger 2 жыл бұрын

Aw i'm sorry. Sounds like a great guy.

@wiwbssjh8233 3 жыл бұрын

Youre literally the angrycops of the firefighter realm

@flashfire0375 3 жыл бұрын

AngryFD

@icegoddess1308 3 жыл бұрын

Ah, I see you are a man of culture

@jamesbomb1741 3 жыл бұрын

@@icegoddess1308 Same here.

@vacuousvoid 3 жыл бұрын

FD Operator

@NearlyH3adlessNick 3 жыл бұрын

@@SiriusG I want them to do a Capitol raid cross over with Donut, Angry Cops and this guy where they go over different scenarios that they emergency services would've had to deal with in the lockdown. Army, EMS, Police and Fire would've all been there! I reckon it would be a glorious video of pureness and wholesome energy that just _might_ save us all! Might, or at least make it bareable as we descend into whatever other madness this century is gonna chuck at us lol

@26gdagod.62 2 жыл бұрын

1:48 it’s right THERE😭

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@bearimpaler101 2 ай бұрын

The "we wont have to worry about saving em" KILLED ME.

@SamPanamaOfficial 3 жыл бұрын

The part about the "thousand gallons of water sitting inside that engine" actually made me spit out my drink. You took the words right out of my mind, man.

@vxtyazaliazy9573 3 жыл бұрын

He also took the water out of your mouth apparently

@Projekt_MKultra 3 жыл бұрын

@@vxtyazaliazy9573 apparently

@TigerBears11 3 жыл бұрын

Ironically, spitting the water out of your mouth and onto the fire would’ve been more effective than what the characters were doing.

@SamPanamaOfficial 3 жыл бұрын

@Ian Welchel Most (if not all) pumpers or fire engines have a booster tank on them, usually with about 300 to 1000 gallons of water. This allows the engine to begin flowing water immediately while someone else is connecting it to the hydrant and getting that water flowing into the engine. This allows for faster initial attacks, potentially saving more of the structure.

@MacLaw3084 3 жыл бұрын

@Ian Welchel truck devoid of water? how dare you. ill have you know we have an entire 1.5 gallons of stored pressure (H20) on the truck. 😂

@GOPerks-jo7mg 3 жыл бұрын

This must be the new de-escalation style of fire fighting where they sit there and talk calmly to the fire instead of just shooting the fire with water as soon as they see it.

@Morhan_Jehnez 3 жыл бұрын

I didn't read the "with water" part of this comment and honestly wondered who's been shooting bullets into fire.

@StudleyDuderight 3 жыл бұрын

Defund the fire department!

@MediHusky 3 жыл бұрын

I just want a realistic firefighter show where they break in the front door with no warrant and shoot all the fire and the fires children and dog and then ask questions later.

@rosegroshek1218 3 жыл бұрын

@@MediHuskynot exactly sure when I’ve heard of a cop shooting someone and their dog and children..because all I’ve ever heard is thugs being shot and then being treated like heroes

@MediHusky 3 жыл бұрын

@@rosegroshek1218 I know each of those events have occurred individually. I'm not sure there's been a case where someone went for the trifecta.

@eriksand9262 2 жыл бұрын

I feel sorry for the fire consultants, or advisors on these shows. They just sit in a corner and weep thinking "I tell them what is realistic, and what would or wouldn't happen, and they NEVER LISTEN TO ME! 😭😭😔

@Aaa-vp6ug 10 ай бұрын

Yup

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@turdferguson8928 2 жыл бұрын

These shows always have to make up crazy drama in emergency situations where there shouldn't be. LOL! Great vid

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@doctorplagus7138 3 жыл бұрын

I'm EMS but not fire rescue and I was thinking, "is there only one engine with one line in the entire department?". "Hey dummies, there is a window and if it's off the ground, ladders are invented.". Lost it when they wanted to evac a Pt through a hazard like exploding bottles. I could just hear my EMS instructors screaming, "Critical Fail!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mechkitten 3 жыл бұрын

Like defibrillating a non-shockable rhythm. Well, not supposed to shock, anyway.

@duncancannon1998 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for your service

@doctorplagus7138 3 жыл бұрын

@@mechkitten That's The bad EMS/medical show free space on the Bingo card. 🤣🤣🤣

@harrywilliamson7043 3 жыл бұрын

Also, while not impossible, its very unlikely that a car running over a hose like that would cause it to rupture and and even LESS that it would rupture to the point of not being able to stay charged. Work in a water department, not Fire, but used fire hoses when flushing hydrants, and they got run over all the damn time, never saw one pop. But like you said, even if it did completely fail like that, get another section, there are like 8 million hoses on a fire truck.

@joematrix01 3 жыл бұрын

I half expected to see you cooking marshmallows near the fire at some point when they were busy talking.

@havenparks Жыл бұрын

That would’ve been hilarious.

@AverageAmerican_ Жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/odtig918vKy0pps.html It’s finally here

@victoriaconway1 Жыл бұрын

Missed opportunity

@cessxiii 2 жыл бұрын

I. NEED. THIS. SERIES. LOL Incredible job hahaha Legit audible laughter was scored!

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@teresatanasi5143 11 ай бұрын

I would pay to see this guy do stand up. Retired firefighter. Love his channel

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@OneOceanTenOfficial 3 жыл бұрын

This should be a series! I love this. Great job!

@nolongerbonkon 3 жыл бұрын

Yo not expecting to see you here lol, love your content man!

@NoName-fo6ps 3 жыл бұрын

I wasn't expecting a presence from oneoceanten

@kevinmao8755 3 жыл бұрын

I used to watch you

@EthanFilms 3 жыл бұрын

Sorry, but the guy with top comment above yours was more convincing lol

@seriouslyslinky1420 3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@smokingdog9349 3 жыл бұрын

Ya know, you think it they made these shows, they would put in a little more effort, than just pretty much make these firefighting shows so dumb They pretty much think, “hose make fire scared so fire run away”

@pilot4life15 3 жыл бұрын

best one is rescue me hands down

@nicholasfernandez7720 3 жыл бұрын

@@pilot4life15 i love rescue me

@nicholasfernandez7720 3 жыл бұрын

thats pretty much how it is tho, no saying im dumb but cold stuff on hot stuff stops hot stuff. the show is so bad theyre dumber than that

@angrydalek 3 жыл бұрын

imagine if underfunded fire stations got the funding these shows get for that fancy looking wardrobe.

@hardwirecars 3 жыл бұрын

rule of cool applies to all entertainment meaning reality and truth always takes a back seat to fun. thank god for suspension of disbelief

@grimcatnip 2 жыл бұрын

I love stuff like this. Just shows how little the people making the shows know about the stuff they are making a show about. o.o First thing I get told in writing panels. "Write what you know."

@CaptainPikeachu 2 жыл бұрын

It’s not that they don’t know, it’s more that these shows are designed to be as dramatic as possible. The writing isn’t about accuracy to real life, it’s about making the maximum drama out of a story possible.

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@tinaburdo7739 Ай бұрын

Yes I would definitely watch a whole series of your various high jinx.

@ogaucho6235 3 жыл бұрын

"I'm not a firefighter..." - the producers

@jockin 3 жыл бұрын

But these things are basically common sense

@thehoodedteddy1335 3 жыл бұрын

When you are a producer on a show like that, I feel like you should at least find a firefighter to talk to about making things more realistic.

@kristee8402 2 жыл бұрын

I thought they did have consultants on shows like this. Apparently not

@parkeralan19 2 жыл бұрын

@@jockin I mean I wouldn't say its common sense exactly, plenty of people probably don't know about the stored water, but what's even worse is to make a show about firemen and do 0 research on firemen lol

@jockin 2 жыл бұрын

@@parkeralan19 well quite frankly I think it’s less about common sense and more about ”we need an action scene” because obviously the series wouldnt be as succesful if everything went smoothly

@pendingfriendss1309 3 жыл бұрын

I have never clicked so fast in my life

@tvjjerome 3 жыл бұрын

I find that hard to believe.

@sempergumby2341 3 жыл бұрын

So selfish. Did you let it finish? Premature e-like-ulator

@jamesbomb1741 3 жыл бұрын

Huh Mayflower Parks and Wildlife,

@pendingfriendss1309 3 жыл бұрын

@@jamesbomb1741 ew not Mano County

@alexisdagoat5847 3 жыл бұрын

Loser

@mark-qi6di 2 жыл бұрын

0:08 LOL.... Jason, you're too funny!

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@toamastar 3 ай бұрын

ok this is absolute gold! Well done! And thank you for your service in your day job! :)

@SneakySquid123 3 жыл бұрын

I need more of this. Just more. I don't know how green screens work or how tedious it is to put yourself in these shows, but I want so much more of this. Lol. Thank you for making this.

@TristenTheArgonian 3 жыл бұрын

With sony vegas and a green screen, its bot too bad

@felixml919 3 жыл бұрын

Once you have it set up, the most time consuming part is probably dressing up as a firefighter

@cosmiccoyote3334 3 жыл бұрын

420 likes

@Alucard-gt1zf 3 жыл бұрын

@@felixml919 I mean, he's a trained firefighter it should only take him around 50seconds at most

@anomienormie8126 3 жыл бұрын

The pure sass of a professional dissing unrealistic scenes is what fuels my life

@edifyguy 23 күн бұрын

I laughed so hard at this. It makes me crazy how inaccurate movies are about almost everything, and the sarcastic supportiveness is hilarious. I think more would be great.

@yancieb Ай бұрын

I always loved how fire is only hot in a 2 centimeter radius around it in movies but when your messing around with the tiny firepit in your backyard, you can clearly feel the scorching heat on your skin from feet away. Dont even get me started on when a tiny but of smoke gets blown toward you, I have to close my eyes for minutes it burns so bad 🤣

@michaelbrokate6106 3 жыл бұрын

This REALLY needs to be a series

@michaelpearson2004 3 жыл бұрын

God damn that's the most well lit structure fire I have ever seen

@redcandi01 3 жыл бұрын

Right!!! No black smoke billowing out in suffocating masses.....

@thecentralintelligenceagen9963 3 жыл бұрын

As the god hank hill says "that's one clean buring hell!"

@joerepoman1 3 жыл бұрын

It has less smoke than backdraft.

@michaelpearson2004 3 жыл бұрын

@@joerepoman1 I didn't think that was possible 😂

@spartacussmith7070 3 жыл бұрын

If that's cgi it's actually pretty good. I bet they just used some flammable materials and made everything surrounding it fireproof.

@memesouls8653 Жыл бұрын

Lol I think the funniest part is when they see the fire and act like they’ve never seen a fire before. Funniest stuff ever.

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@gimpinainteasy 29 күн бұрын

My GF hates watching anything with Firefighters in it. She will look at me and go " Don't you dare..". lol.

@ClamChowder_FireBuff69 3 жыл бұрын

I love how the supply line gets busted and suddenly the attack line no longer has water

@jamesscott2894 3 жыл бұрын

I was doing the same thing "But that engine has at least 500-750 gallons of water (or more)! And there's gonna be 2 or 3 or more engines each also carrying several hundred gallons if water showing up to the working house fire as a matter of routine! Just use tank water, this is what its there for!

@MrSaszeta 3 жыл бұрын

Why didnt they secured the suply line. The sure have these plastick covers when the hose corses the road. Why didnt they put the stop sign or smt

@jamesscott2894 3 жыл бұрын

@@MrSaszeta my dept doesn't have those "drive over the hose" cover things nor any stop signs so that wouldn't be something we'd do either. Yell out in frustration yes, then go pull some more LDH and the hydrant wrench to replace the busted sections instead of standing there, definitely

@derprovokateur3496 3 жыл бұрын

@@MrSaszeta in Germany they are called “Schlauchbrücke” so Hose-Bridge

@Adelaide_Transit 3 жыл бұрын

@@jamesscott2894 I’d imagine that fire trucks may have more than one supply line as well, these shows are just lazy.

@shelbysixta4020 3 жыл бұрын

I am a no fireman, and even I was thinking “why don’t they just break out the window?” Make more of these! I loved it!

@sarahroberts7374 3 жыл бұрын

She could have literally opened the window & crawled out but just sat there pathetically 🤦🏼‍♀️🤣

@choog5650 3 жыл бұрын

@@sarahroberts7374 The civilian being scared shitless and bunched up in the corner is still understandable, the firefighters thinking taking the long way back is the stupid part.

@HighscoreCreative 3 жыл бұрын

Doesn't opening windows allow more oxygen in to fuel the fire?

@pknv3 3 жыл бұрын

@@HighscoreCreative i was wondering that too

@chickfalley4205 3 жыл бұрын

@@HighscoreCreative yeah and the fire should've been already contained so breaking the window would be unnecessary but idk man I'm fricking bored, goodnight

@JEDUBBELLE 10 ай бұрын

I love how they are stealth sneaking towards the fire and opening the door quietly as if it its a person, and not...a fire.

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@Cybermat47 3 жыл бұрын

Your hose breaks! Do you: a) take like, a minute max to bowl a new hose, hook it up, test that it’s working, and attack the fire OR b) go into a potentially lethal situation while putting your crew and yourself in unnecessary danger, even though keeping yourself and your crew alive is a higher priority than saving civilians or property

@nittayoshifumi8252 2 жыл бұрын

@KezanzatheGreat 2 жыл бұрын

@@nittayoshifumi8252 I'm guessing you're not a firefighter.

@nittayoshifumi8252 2 жыл бұрын

@@KezanzatheGreat I am not! How did you know!

@santicheeks1106 2 жыл бұрын

@@KezanzatheGreat im firefighter

@camostrike4395 2 жыл бұрын

A (am not a firefighter)

@akoll6138 3 жыл бұрын

“Uh, yeah that’s called fire guys” lol

@samiam7 3 жыл бұрын

Came here looking for this comment. Was not disappointed lol

@noahgrove2046 Ай бұрын

I love just how good the visibility was in the fire room.

@tmoneystickyrice Жыл бұрын

I'm learning so much about safety, escape, and common sense. Thank you for these videos 😂❤

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@oreo10111 3 жыл бұрын

The car punctured the supply line... not the attack line, you could still run off tank water

@SoulSistah1LM 3 жыл бұрын

I know that 90% of the folks here knew that, but I'm in the 10% that didn't. Thank you for the information!

@jchase5408 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah,... I think he mentioned that in the video...

@KathrynsWorldWildfireTracking 3 жыл бұрын

In this show... Pretty sure it hit the stupidity line. 😁

@thecommentguy9380 3 жыл бұрын

and it's not like you cant duct tape it back

@tak828 3 жыл бұрын

@@thecommentguy9380 oh hello alternate dimension me, good to see you decided not to add the “er”

@ihavetowait90daystochangem67 3 жыл бұрын

Even though there’s a lot of smoke, the guy who doesn’t have a mask is the only person that hasn’t gotten a brain hemmorrage in this scene

@AverageAmerican_ Жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/odtig918vKy0pps.html It’s finally here

@USANAK 2 жыл бұрын

Awesome video! Awesome acting! A whole series would be excellent mate. Keep up the great work.

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@elfs31 Жыл бұрын

You made it so much better just by giving basic pointers, I can't believe they make such shows without doing any research 😅🤣

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@ADKMan 3 жыл бұрын

This is why I cannot watch these shows.....I always end up yelling “that’s not what happens”. Thank god I watch the old Emergency shows before I knew anything.....ah they were so good!!! Squad 51-Engine 51.......

@RICDirector 3 жыл бұрын

Bet your tailfeathers they were! Did you know that, if they couldn't 'find it in the actual logs of the stations in the area, they couldn't put it in a script?

@andyreimers9834 3 жыл бұрын

“Emergency” was a bit before my time, so the first time I saw a re-run I was expecting to tear it apart like the show above. All I had was, ‘huh... that was actually a decent patient assessment.’

@gregkunkel708 3 жыл бұрын

Emergency and Adam-12 were definitely great shows. The technical staff did a pretty slam bang job trying to keep them as real as possible. I had also heard at one point that Emergency was a pseudo commercial for LACo’s new (at the time) medic program. Showcasing the capabilities of their FF/PM’s.

@hannahor1151 3 жыл бұрын

I agree 1000% Emergency will always be the best!!!! Station 51 forever ❤️❤️

@timothybarney7257 3 жыл бұрын

@@andyreimers9834 The actors playing John Gauge and Roy Desoto actually went through full LA County Paramedic training for the show. They did not, however take the certification exams, so weren't actually certified. Due to the nature of the of the show being to promote Paramedic operations, they had a lot of involvement from LA County Fire department and the local hospitals/dept of health. Also, at the conclusion of the series, Randolph Mantooth (Gauge) was offered a full time position with the fire department as a paramedic but turned it down. He did however dedicate a lot of time to promoting and talking about paramedic programs across the country.

@benhen3597 3 жыл бұрын

This is why I can NEVER watch these kinds of shows. *Common sense not found*

@thatdude._. 3 жыл бұрын

I end up doing the same thing with kid shows

@damophobe 3 жыл бұрын

I just dont watch shows. To much boringness in them.

@Kyrious 3 жыл бұрын

Common sense and drama don't mix that's why.

@JakeLikesJoking 3 жыл бұрын

This is what I feel like when watching any reality tv show: they’re all just so stupid and the people in them are unbearable.

@deltabravo557 3 жыл бұрын

Chicago Fire is way better and more realistic

@bads5505 Жыл бұрын

Bro. I just found your channel and please keep making these green screen vids. Got me in stitches. Got me crying I’m laughing so hard 👍

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@MalevolentReflux 8 ай бұрын

This man is the living embodiment of charisma. I've never liked someone this much I've never met before.

@DanAndHoe 3 жыл бұрын

Is this show written by D&D? “They kind of forget about water.”

@QueueWithACapitalQ 3 жыл бұрын

lol

@justin2308 3 жыл бұрын

It’s like the DM wrote a campaign around firefighting, but he was the only one there who did research. 🤣

@DanAndHoe 3 жыл бұрын

@@justin2308 Not the D&D I meant but that also totally works. 🤣

@IceDani09 3 жыл бұрын

@@justin2308 i think he meant game of thrones' dumb & dumber

@dalleneldredge6923 3 жыл бұрын

@@justin2308 Cone Of Cold

@icegoddess1308 3 жыл бұрын

"Well, they are alive behind that island, and we keep talking, we won't have to worry about saving them." XD XD XD XD XD I full on lost

@valrend7374 2 жыл бұрын

I feel like those hoses can survive being run over by a car, I don’t think rubber tires, no matter how much weight they probably hold, could easily puncture them in such a way, but I’m not a firefighter so it’s really just a guess

@paca_bill4863 Жыл бұрын

This is supposedly set in Seattle, where some folks drive around half a year with studded tires from winter time still on :)

@havingfun9324 Жыл бұрын

Please make this a series, every roast had me doubling over from laughter!!

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@henrylivingstone2971 2 жыл бұрын

I just love the idea of one really sarcastic firefighter making snide comments and blatantly insulting his coworkers and giving helpful advice but everyone ignores him 😂😂😂

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@lfakerson7703 3 жыл бұрын

Why can’t they just oh a I don’t know, ask a real firefighter to point this stuff out before they film it?

@ShugoAWay 3 жыл бұрын

Goodness knows they could use the money

@qwot1 3 жыл бұрын

This channel has an example of that in a medical setting where they get a real MD to "consult" and just ignore him. Sorta like what really happens... kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rbJhZLJo156oioU.html

@SoulSistah1LM 3 жыл бұрын

🤣😅😂😆😅🤣

@coryloveless7801 3 жыл бұрын

They do but they tell the fireman shut up we don’t care go and sit down

@Fredengle 3 жыл бұрын

I don't know about station 19 but I think there were other shows which I may not be sure which ones I think the actaully had actual firefighters as technical advisors ( or they had a higher degree of realism ?) anyone know?

@codyspear1263 Жыл бұрын

This guy's sarcasm is on a whole different level. It's great.

@christina-2002 Жыл бұрын

Iv never seen this show so it definatly helps with the illusion. And if it wernt for noticing the rest of the characters not moving much, or at all. I swear i wouldnt be able to tell u were in the show. U just blended right in. Great job!! :D

@immikeurnot 3 жыл бұрын

"We have a ton of water in that engine thing." Closer to four tons of water, but whatever.

@tammyt3434 3 жыл бұрын

You honestly think the fire fighters on this show are smart enough to fill the tank? They wouldn't have the one ton if he hadn't green screened it in, lol

@orlock20 3 жыл бұрын

@@tammyt3434 They did fill the tank back in 1995. They just didn't remember about evaporation.

@oscarpersaud7650 3 жыл бұрын

It’s an expression lol

@Trapsarentgay133 3 жыл бұрын

Also why was the engine on the other side of the road from the fire?

@smoocifilms6169 3 жыл бұрын

0:50 it was like they were tryna sneak up on the fire

@ncc74656m 2 жыл бұрын

This just instantly became my new favorite part of KZfaq.

@MacaroniMancer 2 жыл бұрын

Ok this had me dying. Good stuff dude. Seriously.

@koeychingching8898 3 жыл бұрын

He is like this Fireman Instructor that keeps dissing at them for their basic failures 🤣🤣🤣 100% he's gonna fail this batch

@briant7265 2 жыл бұрын

Why is it, in EVERY one of these clips it appears that nobody is in charge? That must be why the DF with the house isn't putting water on the fire, because even leaking that hose has plenty of pressure to douse that kitchen.

@chrisgarret3285 2 жыл бұрын

because that's the reflection of this current generation that's growing up, it's all about me me me, they all need to take turns saying their opinion

@jacobdaniels3246 2 жыл бұрын

@@chrisgarret3285 lol

@the1stanimekaratepup 2 жыл бұрын

@@chrisgarret3285 sir are you aware that grown adults wrote this script

@chrisgarret3285 2 жыл бұрын

@@the1stanimekaratepup meaning what exactly?

@sorryifoldcomment8596 2 жыл бұрын

@@chrisgarret3285 Meaning "this current generation" is irrelevant? This is written by adults and watched by boomers, it's on Cable. Stop excusing lazy cheap and bad writing as appealing to "the current generation." These are lazy old people who don't want to pay money to hire people involved in fire fighting, who know what they're doing. This is the establishment, not zoomers. Hold the people who are responsible for these decisions actually responsible... Ironically, passing off all the problems onto younger generations and refusing any personal accountability, refusing to hold responsible the individuals who actually made the decisions you're referring to...is very self serving. And lazy!

@KurenaiHideyoshi Жыл бұрын

This guy’s words of choice is like playing through Fallout 4 and picking all of the sarcastic dialogue options. _And I love it._

@709mash Жыл бұрын

Your light matching with the green screen is really well done!

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@justsomeguywithoutamustach8816 3 жыл бұрын

"Maybe we should use the window thats right next to her?" Me: -ARE YOU CRAZY?!?! THATS PROBABLY LIKE 1ST FLOOR, SHES NOT GONNA MAKE IT!

@Roonsterr 3 жыл бұрын

Ladders

@watema3381 3 жыл бұрын

L A D D E R S

@Megalomaniakaal 3 жыл бұрын

_Ladders?_ Legs and bones, they are made to be broken. What do you mean `break a neck`? I never said to dive bomb head first... **insert incoherent rambling here**

@Megalomaniakaal 3 жыл бұрын

@@matrixphijr No I think we did and are playing off of it. Edit: did as in did recognize it.

@watema3381 3 жыл бұрын

@@matrixphijr We all caught on to it. That's the point of stating the obvious. You didn't catch on that _we_ caught on.

@ShadowWolf767 3 жыл бұрын

Show fireman: "a fire what do we do!?" FDC: "USE THE TRUCK!" Show fireman: "if only we had some sort of liquid that could calm the flames.." FDC: "I SAID USE THE TRUCK" Show fireman: "Maybe of we waited for it to rain or something.." FDC "GAhhhhhhh!!!!"

@solarwolf1336 3 жыл бұрын

This feels like an abridged reference haha

@dialena4418 3 жыл бұрын

@@solarwolf1336 that gahhh felt like a dissapointed piccolo didn't it

@solarwolf1336 3 жыл бұрын

@@dialena4418 - Yup :P Edit; Or adult gohan for the running gag

@alexsmith4212 3 жыл бұрын

"How do I get through those exploding bottles?" DOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE

@TheEudaemonicPlague Жыл бұрын

As someone who has gone through navy firefighting training (for in-port emergency team), I sometimes get frustrated watching the goofy things fictional firefighters do...and you're one of the funniest, most naturally goofy people I've found on YT to date. Better than many so-called comedians. Keep up the good work!

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын