Please Don't Touch Me - The Cinema Snob

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11 ай бұрын

From Director Ron Ormond (The Estus Pirkle Trilogy) comes one of his earlier efforts, the frigid wife exploitation film Please Don't Touch Me, which is about a marriage possibly saved by hypnotism.
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@sunshineholmes3487 11 ай бұрын

This movie had to be the inspiration for the mother-daughter conversations in The Room.

@Pocketrocket-pj1us 11 ай бұрын

"It's True." "I Definately have the Brest Cancer." A traumatic time for any women but since the Mother said the line with no feeling, I'm going to type it without an exclamation point ;) Cheers from Canada

@shellac23 11 ай бұрын

Oh hi Mark!

@iselin90 11 ай бұрын

i was thinking that as well

@annnichols3091 11 ай бұрын

Thanks for the old Folgers commercial. You reminded me of a story about a little boy who brought his mother a cup with one of his plastic soldiers in it. When she asked why, he told her that the best part of waking up was soldiers in your cup.

@Gideon13397 11 ай бұрын

I was more reminded of that incest Folgers commercial 😅

@annnichols3091 11 ай бұрын

@@Gideon13397 I remember that one.

@AMac-qd6ft 11 ай бұрын

Christ her mother is the best character. That shot of her fully in frame and the doctor shutting the door on her made me laugh too hard.

@Gideon13397 11 ай бұрын

Also the awkward interactions and dialogue between the husband and wife.

@BlackAdam1231 9 ай бұрын

Ormand should have brought her back in a spinoff warning against marrying Black Widows

@nicklager1666 11 ай бұрын

I wonder if her child later grew up to be part of a Hideo Kojima game, about a delivery man that also had a phobia of being touched. I feel James Randi would have had a field day with this feature.

@polartechie 11 ай бұрын

I'm fragile, but I'm not that fragile

@theruoc147 11 ай бұрын

Watching this while reading class of ‘86. Loving it

@Launchpad05 11 ай бұрын

She should've bought Wilkins Coffee. It won't kill the petunias, but bad things will happen to you if you don't drink it.

@wilcee238 11 ай бұрын

😂

@Pocketrocket-pj1us 11 ай бұрын

I really Love these strange, "what genre is it?" Episodes! Not only are they funny and entertaining. They also teach us parts of film history, that were not shown in my textbook! :) Thanks Mr. Snob! You are my favorite, film history teacher :) Cheers from Canada P.S. I try not to think of all the money I wasted on Film School (University). I should have just stuck with Brad, MST3K, RLM and Joe Bobb Briggs ;)

@jujutaylor2186 11 ай бұрын

"Please don't touch me'" should be my memoir title. 😊

@aaronfoster5680 11 ай бұрын

Yeah, the whole "trauma caused by information that occurred while unconscious" angle is definitely a Dianetics angle. Crazy to know that Ron Ormond could have made even crazier movies had he taken THAT path.

@artbargra 11 ай бұрын

Now this is a What If... scenario we desperately need answered.

@slashingkatie7872 11 ай бұрын

I know it’s a 60s exploitation movie but DAMN. Girl is sexually assaulted as a teenager and no one can understand why she doesn’t want to have sex.

@matthewmccoyd2578 6 ай бұрын

Yeah, it's like saying that you wanna ban safe sex and then being surprised that STDs are spreading OH WAIT

@scrollcaps 11 ай бұрын

I wouldn't blame her if working in this movie put her off acting forever but the main actress, Vicki, really is lovely.

@Gideon13397 11 ай бұрын

She is stunning!

@sunshineholmes3487 11 ай бұрын

Ron Ormond the exploitation director:We don't want men to come. Ron Ormond the religious fearmonger:We want men to come.

@knightnday10 11 ай бұрын

Wait, why was he tearing up the panties with his teeth? That was weirder than anything else we saw! Maybe Bill needs the therapist. Thanks Snob!

@dancepiglover 11 ай бұрын

Because he’s frustrated.

@Gideon13397 11 ай бұрын

Sexual frustration does that to you mate.

@SgtRocko 11 ай бұрын

Love this! Best part: Brad showing a coffee commercial starring Tim O'Kelly, the sniper from "Targets"

@robertbreedlovecraft 11 ай бұрын

I knew he was familiar!

@wilcee238 11 ай бұрын

“Please Don’t Touch Me” should be the title of a movie about Harvey Weinstein.

@C.V317 11 ай бұрын

That’s the sequel, “Please Don’t Make Me Touch You”

@mysteryplayer11thelordofde31 11 ай бұрын

Sounds like a documentary about Chris Chan

@Charles-js3ri 11 ай бұрын

Eww

@angryoldgamer4845 11 ай бұрын

Or my wife's honeymoon tape 😕

@DSnake655 11 ай бұрын

Yeahhh.

@hew2356 11 ай бұрын

As a hypnotherapist, I expected this to be so much worse and twenty times more exploitative. Now I actually want to see the full film if I can. McGill is a legend in my field.

@ChristianMcAngus 11 ай бұрын

This reminds me of Glen Or Glenda. In that one, the producers asked Ed Wood for a sleazy exploition piece about sex changes. And instead got a dull, earnest exploration of cross dressing with a short sequence about sex changes tacked on the end. Do you think for this one the producers asked Ron Ormond for a sleazy sexploitation movie? And instead got a dull, earnest exploration of hypnotherapy and psychology with a little bit of cleavage tacked on the end.

@benjywalsh 11 ай бұрын

Hollywood loves remakes.......how about we remake it and call it "Blueballs"

@douglasjohnson4382 11 ай бұрын

There is something about the lighting in a Ron Ormond movie that is just disturbing.

@SigEpBlue 11 ай бұрын

I think that plus the greasy, grainy film stock give 'em such, um, quality.

@DefConprime28 11 ай бұрын

@7:00 I suddenly think I know where Tommy wiseau got the inspiration for the mother daughter scene in the room. Even the hair is the same on the mother in style

@DTD110865 11 ай бұрын

Oh, great. Now I can't decide whether I want to see "The Room," or "The Disaster Artist" again. Probably the latter of the two.

@colinr0380 11 ай бұрын

"Hypnotism, Booze & Valium" was the 50s square's version of "Sex, Drugs & Rock & Roll"

@ent2shows963 11 ай бұрын

Mr. Jones, you are a great critic. Please don't lose your panache and your drive. Hope you are okay

@aarondavis8943 11 ай бұрын

The mother's line readings were so bad they distracted me from how crazy the writing is.

@julesrules7297 11 ай бұрын

23:17 that was indeed as sinister as promised.

@dancepiglover 5 ай бұрын

Her delivery reminds me of the way Norman Bates talked (in his head) at the end of “Psycho.”

@fletchkeilman2205 11 ай бұрын

that guy in the folgers commercial IS THE KILLER FROM TARGETS!!!!

@OfficerHotpants 11 ай бұрын

Ha! Stream I was watching just ended after talking about personal space differences across the globe. I check my notifications afterward and this is at the top. Perfection.

@freakyzed8467 11 ай бұрын

I love how some people want to take us back to more 'innocent' times, but those times were WAY more trashy than now.

@matthewmccoyd2578 6 ай бұрын

Yeah, because Princess Bubblegum and Marceline going on a date is worse than half the things in Deuteronamy Not joking, someone on Reddit called the Obsidian kiss 'actual pornography'

@jerraldwest8531 11 ай бұрын

That black-and-white Folgers commercial would've been funnier if he'd said "I knew you were trying to poison me!"

@Xetelian 11 ай бұрын

Awesome, Snob episode right on time

@Gideon13397 11 ай бұрын

Off topic but that redhead actress is fire 🔥🔥🔥

@Kochiha 11 ай бұрын

I blame cs188 for making me think of that Folgers commercial all the time for the wrong reasons.

@iKadaj 11 ай бұрын

i was so sure the therapist was gonna hypno-rape her in that scene wtf lol. or hypnotize her into having sex with her husband when he came in later, this movie is unintentionally suspenseful for things that end up not happening, just like the wife's trauma---- wait maybe that WAS intentional after all, fear of/anxiety about things that don't happen lol. genius!

@itsmebernie 7 ай бұрын

Dr La Rue- “pardon me while I whip this out!”

@locnar1 11 ай бұрын

I swear I saw a very similar film to this one but it was from the 1930's and in Black and White. Nearly had the same plot.

@thomasdehetre300 11 ай бұрын

And here i thought you were suppose to melt an icy heart with a cool island song.

@michaelroque2662 6 ай бұрын

When the twist was happening I thought for sure it was going to reveal that the old man was her father, that he chased off the attacker then took advantage of his unconscious daughter. Then that the mother walked in on it. And that’s the reason why she divorced his ass and refused an examination on her daughter. But I guess I got a little too invested in the plot.

@TraumfresserBMofficial 11 ай бұрын

Thank you for the constant uploads.

@Moredread25 11 ай бұрын

Congratulations on the kid! Here's to hoping they don't become a teenage bride!

@declanhandley-byrne4335 5 ай бұрын

I find it hysterical that this movie has some similar musical cues to the Estus Pirkle movies

@jacobmatthewcrawford2120 11 ай бұрын

5:38 Perfect insert! Love me some BATMAN RETURNS! 24:38 I don't think those panties are the edible kind!

@BulletTooth504 11 ай бұрын

More like Oedipal panties,

@matthewmccoyd2578 6 ай бұрын

A 50s movie... with actual therapy? Eric Holmberg: BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@HurricaneDDragon 11 ай бұрын

Wow! I didn’t know Jessica Rabbit used to be a human! 😉

@jcawthon99 11 ай бұрын

Filmed in rape-o-vision

@KyleRobots 11 ай бұрын

A little disappointed Lash doesn't use a whip convert Viki to...well, I guess just bondage, and turn her into Bettie Page...or at least somehow solving their problems with a whip.

@MrCjosue24 11 ай бұрын

A new Snob video!

@Nedzilla345 11 ай бұрын

All it's missing is the Dragon Art Theatre intro.

@markwrede8878 11 ай бұрын

The mother is clearly meant to be Lana Turner.

@MissSallyB1 11 ай бұрын

first thought seeing this title in my subscriptions: "Too Smart For Strangers?"

@SilvioJ 11 ай бұрын

Eyes wide shut in Mayberry 😂😂😂

@SpeedyEric1 11 ай бұрын

1:20- Don't worry, Brad. You already reviewed Child Bride 12 years ago. Also, you showcased the trailer to Teenage Mother in your 42nd Street Vol. 1 episode 10 years ago. 5:41- "Ah, ya big baby! Just blanks." 10:38- Sounds like the name of one of Frasier Crane's relatives from an alternate universe. 24:13- I agree this is just like one of Ormond's religious movies, but if you took out Jesus and replaced him with sex.

@julesrules7297 11 ай бұрын

How can I not click on this?

@Trashslayer76 11 ай бұрын

Should have been titled "Mother is a C..."

@BlackAdam1231 11 ай бұрын

Your riffs are better than the current rifftrax episode

@jscan4442 11 ай бұрын

I wish the Cinema Snob went back to being angry at all of these movies he reviews. Hopefully being a father will spark that intolerance in him again.

@Luke.S2099 11 ай бұрын

5:39 lol I was waiting for the Batman Returns reference.

@BlackAdam1231 11 ай бұрын

The movie’s automobile was supplied by Volkswagen

@JaycRam 8 ай бұрын

9:33 Damn! You almost slipped into your Vic Dealio character.

@SirAsdf 11 ай бұрын

I do kinda wish something like Ron Ormond making ultra-violent religious movies would happen today. Could you imagine what a Christian Persecution Complex movie directed by Quentin Tarentino would look like?

@wilcee238 11 ай бұрын

The Sound Of Thunder

@tgore276 11 ай бұрын

how is this not an ed wood film?

@xkumanekox 11 ай бұрын

Please cover more pre-Christian Ron Ormond movies.

@robotrix 11 ай бұрын

So....the attacker never got a stitch of clothing off her (Granny panties and all) and Mom still assumed she got raped? And no exam to make sure no VD or anything? Mother Of The Year right there. Thank God Ormond didn't make Abstinence films for Focus on the Family.

@Scribblerjohnny 11 ай бұрын

Funny, one of the reasons for the main character's divorce in Taboo was making love with the lights ON!

@user-mj4rp9gg3i 11 ай бұрын

I feel dirty forvadmitying that, but I am kind of disappointed that movie is not as rapey and misogynistic as I expected. The exploitation movie about hypnotizing woman into having sex has no right to he so wholesome and innocent (relatively speaking).

@patrickhayden7206 11 ай бұрын

He'll warm her icy heart with a hot island song. Or is it freshen her hot temper with a cool island song?

@Rob1976x 11 ай бұрын

As I agree with you on the fact before his religious experience movies it's not much different, but yeah it's one of those meh. If I was bored and had a few drinks probably would give a watching. Great episode.

@mafiaz187 11 ай бұрын

Haha I’ve seen that Coffee commercial before, CS188 did a KZfaq poop of it

@bigbuddhaiswatching...101 11 ай бұрын

Yes, but when will we be getting 1984: A Year In Film?

@tophers3756 11 ай бұрын

Wow, Geena Davis's early career was weird.

@sandrasnow-balvert7766 11 ай бұрын

k so he has to take off his ring which means other women wouldn't know he's married but she keeps hers which should be much more triggering. I know for myself I look at my own hand a lot more than my wife's as much as I love her I'm not constantly looking to see if she has my ring on her hand

@Maniac536 11 ай бұрын

That very well could be an e-Meter but I’m not concluded it’s a Scientology reference. Around this time the movie was made the Dianetics book would have been out (I think there was a gap between Dianetics’s release and the adoption of the church). Some medical practitioners of the time might have been experimenting with the practice or the writer could’ve had insight into it. Of course this is just a movie and I’m not saying all doctors of the time used emeters (I wasn’t alive yet at the time) but I could theorize some could have.

@Dr.Gold-Dry-Bowser 11 ай бұрын

Interesting title for a movie.

@undeadgentalmen 11 ай бұрын

Whoa, what a blast from the past, this was Great-great-grand-parent of hypno gooning. LMAO I always thought hent@i was the first but alas, this was inspiration of kinky fetish.

@morganmorales610 11 ай бұрын

I have no comment to say about the movie but congratulations on your new princess or prince. But there's one comment I like you make I'm surprised she up and left him LOL. Do you know who rates anime. The same way that you do. I would like to know

@stevegreenfield758 11 ай бұрын

You got to review "The Exotic Ones". It will blow your mind.

@louisduarte8763 11 ай бұрын

9:06 with their clothes on or off? 15:50 Boing? Funny stuff as always, Snob, but I was looking through your website's video archives, and if you made anything in 2007 or 8, it's not there. What happened?

@rainyfeathers9148 11 ай бұрын

@1:39 Oh my god😂. I was grumbling to myself yesterday about some dudes on yt in their 30s watching kiddy shows and calling the teenage girl character/s bitch/bitches. Can you say 'unresolved'😅

@DTD110865 11 ай бұрын

5:50 Did anyone else think of the music video for "Head Like a Hole" by Nine Inch Nails during that scene? 14:55 Raped when she was a LITTLE girl? At 15, when she had the same body she has now? If she had been somewhere between 8 and 12, I'd find that line more believable.

@nathanmatthews4653 11 ай бұрын

Is there a date for when 1983 in film will be on KZfaq

@johnsouto5221 11 ай бұрын

Mother was a real emotional nutcase, trying to turn her daughter against men, .

@austinwhite4626 11 ай бұрын

Wait was Ron Ormond a scientologist?

@austinwhite4626 11 ай бұрын

I get that he was a born again nut job, but I wouldn't have taken him for a Scientologist (mostly now that I type this out)?

@ItsHyomoto 11 ай бұрын

If you touch me, well I just think I'll scream.

@casperorillian7393 10 ай бұрын

Wasnt that silver dress used in sinister urge?

@crithon 11 ай бұрын

lol, "Something weird"

@tacaloking4 11 ай бұрын

please dont touch me a movie sounds like one of those movies they made for children this one a special addition on catholic priests

@louisduarte8763 11 ай бұрын

6:39 Who would build those, and why? Don't we have sexbots now? 8:54 Folger's? Get that crap outta here! You want to invite the wrath of Wilkins?

@thEannoyingE 11 ай бұрын

Don’t Touch Me: The Harvey Weinstein Story.

@sfighter0085 11 ай бұрын

So Ron Ormond, the director of the most unintentionally hilarious religious film trilogy, made this pre-Estus Pirkle trilogy. Definitely looks to check all the boxes, minus the religious stuff. Bad acting, bad production quality, only it doesn't know what kind of genre it wants to be. But at least the one positive I'll say is, it didn't end with someone saying "Will you come?". 🤣

@stancampbell3 11 ай бұрын

Where is the burning flesh? ;0). If hypnotism, booze, and valium tire you, what will BoJack do?

@Yukinoomoni 11 ай бұрын

So... She was (she thought) assaulted by a stranger, which makes her scared of sex, and she married someone who would rather brainwash and assault her, too, instead of respecting her fears and traumas? I hate this.

@CynnamonSpyder 11 ай бұрын

Didn't you hear what the mother said? Men only think of their own pleasure.

@weirdkitty07 11 ай бұрын

This movie WHY? Ha. This is like what would happen if an exploitation director had no idea what women actually do. Oh. Oh snap. The Mom is about is subtle as the Mom in The Room.

@leroypreston2973 11 ай бұрын

This was less rapey than I assumed. I look at the poster and title and assume it's about marital rape then I look at the film and it's less disturbing. I wonder how many of these exploitation films there are where you assume it will feature disturbing sexualities rape, pedophilia, etc., and then turns out to be less disturbing that you assumed.

@Baalur 11 ай бұрын

Many such disappointments for perverts all throughout the 1960s. Those posters are an early precursor of clickbait thumbnails.

@leroypreston2973 11 ай бұрын

@@Baalur a lot of AIP's posters are clickbait as well. You look at the poster assuming a cool monster flick or an exciting race/crime film only to end up with a slow movie with goofy monsters or a few bits of action. I wonder how many films of Ron Ormond or other such exploitation directors there are that are like this. They make you think they'll be rape or sex or BDSM stuff but then you see the movie and it's softcore stuff at most or we get maybe some nudity.