Crackdown Mission - The Cinema Snob

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Жыл бұрын

Has the Pierre Kirby saga finally been completed? Brad checks out the last movie listen in his filmography, which is a Godfrey Ho cop film inserted into a remake of Ms. 45.
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Writer/Creator: Brad Jones
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@jacobmatthewcrawford2120 Жыл бұрын

17:44 Lloyd reincarnated! Awesomely wacky episode! Felt so nice seeing the Cinema Snob return to his late 2000s roots! Spoony gave us Reb Brown... The Cinema Snob gave us Pierre Kirby!

@ajclements4627 Жыл бұрын

Is Spoony still around?

@zemaryan3446 Жыл бұрын

Oh no! I just now realized Lloyd had died. 😿

@furrybogard9724 Жыл бұрын

The return of Kung Tai Ted

@pokehybridtrainer 9 ай бұрын

@@ajclements4627 Doing LPs with Curtis, moved back in with brother, new pupper. One would hope he'll eventually do videos again, but a lot better.

@Blakeo32 Жыл бұрын

I am probably very late, but my condolences for Loyd.

@ottagol1985 Жыл бұрын

Now this is the Snob I miss! I still miss you when you had hair, but it's great to see your love of Pierre Kirby and your snarkiness of Godfrey Ho's work once again!

@MayonakaMidnighter Жыл бұрын

Indeedo!

@Martynde Жыл бұрын

I fondly remember discovering Cinema Snob in the early days and catching up watching all the previous episodes.

@NachtKaiser666 Жыл бұрын

I missed Pierre Kirby, and I guess I'll miss him even more now that all his known movies have been reviewed...

@RichardWatt Жыл бұрын

I think Brad's right: there's probably some more out there that we don't know about (yet).

@MayonakaMidnighter Жыл бұрын

So amazing right?

@furrybogard9724 Жыл бұрын

Lloyd is sorely missed. That was such a sweet surprise hearing his voice again

@Kylecattron Жыл бұрын

Darn, I was looking forward to the Pierre Kirby Week opening again.

@Martynde Жыл бұрын

Respect to Lloyd.

@DarkOverlord96 Жыл бұрын

Ah, those "Space Thunder Kids" voice actors, I missed them so much.

@MrCjosue24 Жыл бұрын

I'm having a bad day today, but thank Brad he made it better for me!

@lesliejones9705 Жыл бұрын

That's good to hear!

@ItsClodsire Жыл бұрын

Trust me I’ve had plenty of days brightened by Brad, he’s really good at doing… whatever it is that helps so much.

@enlightenednormie242 Жыл бұрын

Whenever I'm feeling down, I beat the crap out of the neighbour's annoying kid. I feel much better afterwards 🌝

@darkestjuggalo420 Жыл бұрын

"This movie can't afford a lab!" 😅😅 perfect

@Ten80pete Жыл бұрын

Wow, Pierre Kirby actually predates my introduction to Stoned Gremlin... I mean you made sure that there were enough references that I just naturally associate "The Cinema Snob" with Pierre Kirby... or Salo... or Cannibal Ferox. One could argue that they're all the same thing... in our hearts.

@Ukiby3000 Жыл бұрын

Good to know Loyd's spirit lives on through movie cats ❤ Also, absolutely hilarious review XD

@weeds526 Жыл бұрын

Awesome to see the final Pierre review after what felt like a century. Makes me want to see Brad do a cut-and-paste movie out of footage from his unfinished Shot On Shitteo movie lol

@KyleRobots Жыл бұрын

Pierre, looking down from heaven, giving a thumbs up and punching a devil trying to sneak past the pearly gates while saying another Clint Eastwood line, then cutting to inserted footage from...idk, What Dreams May Come.

@eijiniizuma6184 Жыл бұрын

@@KyleRobots are we certain Pierre is deceased? A kungfu legend such as him shall never die.

@annnichols3091 Жыл бұрын

I enjoyed hearing Lloyd's spirit in the movie cat.

@danielvandersall6756 Жыл бұрын

Oh Thank God Pierre Kirby returns. The sets! The costuming! The writing! The superb acting!

@emilybell7842 Жыл бұрын

Lloyd's spirit lives on! Complaining forever, like any immortal cat would.

@eijiniizuma6184 Жыл бұрын

911-lonestar clip of the week

@JoachimAV Жыл бұрын

Fury in Red is one of the few Godfrey Ho cut-and-paste jobs where IFD actually did a separate dub of the original film several years earlier (albeit with some of the same music - the Firestarter and Maniac soundtrack cues are still there!). Still, even with a solid enough remake as source material, that Pierre Kirby subplot is a wonderfully unhinged addition.

@ryanwillson2751 Жыл бұрын

I can't believe how long I've been watching Snob...

@sfighter0085 Жыл бұрын

I first heard of "Girl with a Gun" on the show "Deja-View", where I also heard of this Pierre Kirby gem. It's definitely a Godfrey Ho movie with its inconsistent story, badass yet hilarious fight scenes, and deliciously cheesy dubbing.

@XardionZ Жыл бұрын

Soon as I saw the promo art, I was like “…is that Pierre…?”. And then I started the video, and it was. It felt like watching a classic Snob video.

@sadpacman3290 Жыл бұрын

PIERRE KIRBY! PIERRE KIRBY! Please release a compilation episode of the Pierre Kirby Weeks? Remember, if you ever wonder if any thing you've done matters, you brought light to the story of Pierre Kirby!

@roberthayes9314 Жыл бұрын

Wait wait wait, if I’m going to watch this, I need to go back and watch the other Pierre Kirby reviews first! 😊

@SpeedyEric1 Жыл бұрын

This is actually perfect timing that you finally got to review Crackdown Mission, because I recently watched Ms .45 on Peacock. 2:50- May the...um...8th be with you? Okay, let's try something else, um...Revenge of the 8th? DAMMIT, THAT DOESN'T WORK EITHER! 15:38- Oh my god...Look at all the junk food. It's been 12 year, but you finally closed the chapter on reviewing Pierre Kirby movies. Well done, good sir.

@adrienfourniercom Жыл бұрын

it's always a pleasure to see those Godfrey Ho's "Two in one" movies. These clumsy over dubs, exposition bukake, flash backs and voice off to glue the two movies together are more fascinating than baffling. Way easier to enjoy than the American movies like "Demon cop" and "Ultra warrior", painful to watch. Found footage is an art!

@tljscrewjob6397 Жыл бұрын

I've re-watched a compilation of all of your previous Pierre Kirby movies about 20 times and always wondered if/when you would do Crackdown Mission, Brad. And now you have!

@SirAsdf Жыл бұрын

It's weird to think that the guy who "made" this movie (Godfrey Ho) apparent works as a professor at a Hong Kong film school. Imagine looking up your teacher's filmography and learning he only made poorly edited bootleg schlock like this.

@TheRaven361 Жыл бұрын

To quote the lyrics from the Famous Kirby theme song … “GET READY FOR THE SHOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!”

@JaycRam Жыл бұрын

The kind of review that got me to watch your stuff in the first place all those years ago.

@nonyodambiz Жыл бұрын

RIP to Lloyd May his spirit live on in every movie cat Also, this was awesome

@kidcthulhufortney1320 Жыл бұрын

I love that Lloyd's spirit lives on in every movie cat. You need to dub in the Ator 3/Troll 3 "Grindel Theme".

@djmexicanodetx2195 Жыл бұрын

The Legend Pierre Kirby!

@rickm8343 Жыл бұрын

The way it kept turning into radioactive x-ray vision kept reminding me of Black Devil Doll From Hell.

@bigslim7777 Жыл бұрын

I feel like I'm watching episodes 10 plus years ago off the site again. Remember when everyone had their own website for content instead of KZfaq?

@grapeshot Жыл бұрын

Also I'm sure you got rid of that very very large computer. That's big enough to be used as an anchor.

@markvincent522 Жыл бұрын

He has returned!!!!!! Finally!!!!!! There is a God!!

@eijiniizuma6184 Жыл бұрын

how many Tequila and Bonnetti episodes were aired during its run? I wonder whether Brad will ever finish the series if there are unreviewed episodes remaining.

@daisychains8144 3 ай бұрын

I was just watching your Pierre Kirby videos last night. I'm so happy to see a brand new review!!

@MichaelPenaRiderKick Жыл бұрын

If I had a time machine I’d go back in time and make a film Godfrey Ho directed Pierre Kirby and Reb Brown movie

@dbsommers1 Жыл бұрын

One of your most delightful.

@taags Жыл бұрын

Back to his roots. Awesome 👍

@Rahshu Жыл бұрын

Oh, it was fun to revisit Pierre Kirby! The Taiwanese film looks kind of interesting, too. Maybe you should review that sometime. That'd be cool. You know, the Kirby movies kind of make me think of Cynthia Rothrock movies. I loved watching those as a cub. She even did a role in a film from Hong Kong, I think. Cheap shlock from the video store comprise some of the bes memories of my life.

@blakedavis1852 Жыл бұрын

Always worthy of a giggle the daft dubbing in these films.

@janna-renee Жыл бұрын

Caligua! 😂 This whole time, I thought it was a picture of Jamie Lee Curtis!

@paulbaresel6784 Жыл бұрын

"We'll never have the friendship that you want, Paul" was he funniest line of the video. Yes, I was eating and I choked on my food because I laughed so hard. Well played.

@WTF_WHAT_THE_FLICK Жыл бұрын

I AM THE ERADICATOR!

@felipechalreo Жыл бұрын

Holy shit. 16 years

@dpglounge4900 Жыл бұрын

Darn bet copyrights kept us from hearing that banger song one last time

@BlackAdam1231 Жыл бұрын

Can you imagine a cross over between Pierre Kirby and the Mexican Santa Claus to fight Satan and Pitch with special cameos from little Lupita and Estes Pirkle

@USARightPatriot1 Жыл бұрын

Man I miss those grainy floor days

@robotrix Жыл бұрын

"...more padding before getting to the movie..."

@TheKevin546 Жыл бұрын

So those multicolor ninja movies were Pierre Kirby's? They used to show those movies all the time in the 90s in Puerto Rico. Every Saturday at 1:00 pm it was Kirby mania in Puerto Rico, it seems.

@chuck4579 Жыл бұрын

Thx brad for 16 years but I'm gonna need you to do at least another 60 years to get me thru this life ❤

@boblazer9220 Жыл бұрын

Been following you for years Brad, keep up the good work!! 👍 (commenting just to help with the Algorythm :P)

@coreyhendricks9490 Жыл бұрын

Cool video as always Snob 💯

@others1455 Жыл бұрын

I miss Ted Fast. Such a cool name.

@KirkWilliamsIsBroken Жыл бұрын

FINALLY...after waiting for what feels like YEARS.

@thematt523 Жыл бұрын

Because it actually has been years.

@MayonakaMidnighter Жыл бұрын

"Zombie Rival, The Super Master" ahhhh 😂😂😂😂 fond memories of Ninja, The Mission Force

@narcolepticchihuahuaproduc1801 Жыл бұрын

Cinemasnob reviews are SO bad ass!!’

@ManAboutTown1000 Жыл бұрын

Lloyd's not dead he's surely alive!

@Dorthyturner Жыл бұрын

Omgg 16 years crazy

@tonyajm8289 Жыл бұрын

Absoultely hilarious

@cip7068 Жыл бұрын

"Doesn't he want more rapists in the street " ? You had me rolling 😅😂

@Joorum Жыл бұрын

The first Snob episode I saw when it was new was Zombie 5 - Killing Birds in early 2008 on the old Cinema Snob KZfaq channel. Good to see Pierre Kirby back. Still sometimes like to put on Alphaville's "The Jet Set" and get a laugh thinking about Ninja Untouchables and Pierre Kirby Week. :D

@nicklager1666 Жыл бұрын

Kirby and exposition colleague feel like whenever Jehovas Witness come by knocking on your door. As soon as they open their mouths all resemblance that you have humans in front of you vanishes.

@AlexGreat321 Жыл бұрын

Glad Lloyd lives on

@mrblonde609 Жыл бұрын

I love how the trailer voice of the spliced in Godfrey Ho movies is the same guy that does the dubbing of Pierre Kirby.

@redcomet_622 Жыл бұрын

15:16 Throbbing Gristle on the soundtrack

@jakobfrandsen90210 Жыл бұрын

Is Pierre Kirby Brad Jones´s Alias?? In a perfect world, Yes.

@kevinmcqueenie7420 Жыл бұрын

The makers of this movie thought it was: a) actually good. b) able to make enough money to push it out like a post-curry toilet trip. c) a way to launder some money. ETA: Every time he said Neil Brown, I heard Breen and imagined what it would be like if that psycho was in this...

@louisduarte8763 Жыл бұрын

15:37 ZUL, MUTHFUCKAH, ZUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLL! Wow, 16 years. I don't think I'll ever catch up. Did you review Ms. 45? That looks badass.

@TheWingless Жыл бұрын

17:08 I'd like this to be the catchphrase on your sitcom, thank you.

@BurnedRetinas Жыл бұрын

Cult scenes are filmed in Receding Hairline Vision

@hollyswoods Жыл бұрын

It's been too long since I've seen you talk about a Kirby movie

@s1perry Жыл бұрын

Pierre Kirby movie reviews ease the pain...

@sunshineholmes3487 Жыл бұрын

Paul looks like a combination of Vacation Rusty Griswold and European Vacation Rusty Griswold

@jeffr23817 Жыл бұрын

Soooo, Terror in the Aisles is a movie that I've watched multiple times and fricken LOVED since it first came out!!!! I actually have it on a Blu-Ray of Halloween II, and Ms. 45 is featured quite a bit on it and I NEVER knew what the fuck it was!!!! Till I watched this video.... You helped me learn what movie that was and I've FINALLY had a chance to watch it.... Holy shit that's a fucked up movie!!!! THANK YOU!!!!

@jcawthon99 Жыл бұрын

Lloyd lives!!

@alyh3721 Жыл бұрын

Loooook for the union label!

@knightnday10 Жыл бұрын

These movies are always so much fun. Thanks for bringing back Pierre Kirby Snob!

@LigerFan Жыл бұрын

I used to really love Shakey's Pizza!

@jodyhowell9164 Жыл бұрын

Pierre Kirby looks exactly like Will Forte.

@philipcampbell4096 Жыл бұрын

HELL YES PIERRE KIRBY RETURNS!!!!!!!

@kiefstonedd Жыл бұрын

Mmmmmmm yeassssss we love MD the Dude

@thematt523 Жыл бұрын

Fun fact: that was me!

@ancientmariner9460 Жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, Pierre Kirby!

@VCXZ883 Жыл бұрын

12:48 If Brad found a vintage can of Pepsi in the trash, I bet he'd use it for his next episode of Brad Tries. Think he'd skip on the severed arm though.

@radspencer8187 Жыл бұрын

Kirby lives. Kirby lived. Kirby will live.

@mansquatch7433 Жыл бұрын

It’s so sad Pierre Kirby left us, he had a thousand times more charisma than Michael(Blank Stare)Dudikoff or Don The I-Can’t-Act Wilson. He could’ve made a decent living in the Richard Pepin, Joe Mehri world of 90s straight-to-video action movies. He was someone people would’ve wanted to watch rather than the slew of guys who should’ve never walked in front of a camera that existed back then

@Vash108 Жыл бұрын

I had to watch the old one just to hear the opening music before it started

@Ten80pete Жыл бұрын

How weird to hear Brad say, "subscribe and hit the notification bell to keep up to date". I mean, I'm happy to do that, but as someone who always felt like the exception to the "KZfaq Formula" rule, it's just weird. It'd be like seeing Motley Crüe get on stage and opening the set with "Real Talk about the dangers of drugs".