I’ve been to over 20 jails. Never seen one. I always feel like this stories of how lucky prisoners have it are all from liars. Jail sucks.

@@stephendre2902 My friend was in the state penitentiary. Smaller County jails are definitely not as nice.

@@stephendre2902 state pens and jail are two totally different things and inmates can buy cigarettes and tvs and stuff in pen. Just depends on state

@@stephendre2902 yup lol

They don't really have them. But we had corrections officers who brought in a Xbox for the trustee inmates after cleaning carpets about 5 yrs ago in Michigan where I was locked up.

"Five more minutes, warden!"

Lmao 😂

😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂

It's online. I can't pause it!

Bros tryna learn how to escape prison

@@Itz_Dark_YTyeah would they even have that though?

"Prison escape simulator". By which he means _Chicken Run_ . 😁

OP is lying​@@Itz_Dark_YT

@@KenKaniff-dw4jw I don't really see the point of lying behind an anonymous account on KZfaq over something so trivial lmao. Though I'm not exactly concerned with what you think. To clarify it's not exactly an accurate simulation. Just a cartoony game where you live out prison life and try to escape

Lol I bet itd take like 3-5 years to beat any of 'em.

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/otWZYMtkqLrTgHk.html ⬆️Have you seen Prison Fights - Knocked Out Over A Smart Mouth

Plot twist: the records are in years

Lol

@@jackhollow616 no, but i dont want to

Lmfao

He went to prison because he was in the Smash Z team.

"I brought something back for us to look at..." Oh boy.

I'd like to think that he got himself a sentence in prison specifically to review this handheld...

the phone at 1:21 proves it :)

This is a wild story 😂😂😂😂

This has to be true!

I can't find anything about it, whats the name of the book?

I remember this on Ao3 Authors are unhinged vids where a footnote for their fanfic mention on their notes their beta reader is currently in prison which the author waits for.

Gotta find a way to pass time in the joint I suppose.

True, prisoners are supposed to be punished, but Cruel & Unusual Punishment is very much a thing, and human beings tend to suffer horribly if we don't have SOME form of recreation (solitary confinement is an extreme example, in how there's close to NOTHING for the brain to engage with, and that really gets to you). Not everyone behind bars is equally bad either, while one guy could be in for murder, another could be in for insurance fraud or tax evasion.

@@0neDoomedSpaceMarine I agree, except for the part about how they're "supposed to be punished". The point of prison is not punishment.. or at least that's not the right way to think about it. Prison is a *_consequence_* much more than a punishment. I mean obviously their is a punishment component in there, but the goal is not, should not, and _cannot_ be punishment. The goal should be to separate people who can't live in society until they are capable of doing so [without harming other people]. By thinking about prison as a punishment, we make it significantly less likely that prisoners are capable of coming out the other side as intact, functional human beings. In my opinion, we should make prison as comfortable as possible. Because let's be real: even if they had the most absurdly luxurious shit like a chocolate fountain and the newest gaming consoles and gourmet chefs.. it would still be prison. They still can't leave. They still can't see their loved ones. They're still going to feel that degradation of not being able to make your own choices. The vast majority of them are still going to feel shame for what they did. They're still stuck in the same building for YEARS ON END. There is no scenario where people are like "oh wow, prison sounds pretty dope! I'm going to commit a crime because I'd rather be in prison than get a job!".The only people who ever do shit like that are people that have lives so awful that prison seems like a positive alternative (such as a homeless man in winter who is in danger of freezing to death outside). I guess all I'm trying to say is that it should be about separation and rehabilitation, not punishment.

@@idontwantahandlethough Rehabilitation is good, but there still needs to be an element of punishment to function as a deterrent, ergo as a serious consequence. Some people will still do crimes with harsh punishments, but if a punishment is harsh then fewer people will figure it worth the risk.

Tiger games would be worse

R-Zone: Pathetic

Death by seizure via VB lol

was sentence to death by a virtual boy

If someone gave that to me I would litrally save them time and money and off myself 🤣🤣🤣

They really do I heard there was Xbox 360 in prison

Lol

This is completely insane, they’re criminals.

@@deacongowan117 yeah but its Merica

@@deacongowan117 what

probably with some pretty serious injuries too. Damn

Yeah you can play my handheld, but don't break the high score on trampoline, Deebo will knock you the F out.

@@td7723 Everyone respects Deebo's high score out of both fear and respect

They probably fight over noodles or coffee let alone a console

@@bigm1534 Exactly. That's why I'm 100% sure it has happened

lol that's so cool, what a bro!

I'm back on the streets!

@@StopDropRetro But why have you gone to jail for?

@@SpriteXP404 tax fraud

@@SpriteXP404 I bet it was because of smach z lol

@@discochickvevo4118 what I don't get is I thought taxes were federal charges.. and that makes it where you do decades in prison

The Folsom Bootleg Blues...

😂😂😂

I can see that as a headline in the newspaper.

Now, THAT is being committed to The Game

Imagine the best MMO player is just some guy in jail that has nothing else to od.

Would never be a guy in jail because they actually have things they need to do during the day to live in jail or prison. They would also probably be restricted after certain hours to use those things. I know some are. @@Rockyzach88

DnD prison edition 😂😂 "I try to shank the guard" "Ok roll your d20... ooff natural 1 fail, you are being sent to solitary confinement for attempted murder" 😂😂😂

they dont care. they want chaos in prisons. its disgusting

If we treat them like humans we might have to reform them, If we reform them they won't reoffend. How are we supposed to make money selling people if we don't have criminals victimizing folk?

Came here to say just that.

also the chest icon is from the legend of zelda minish cap

Except when he faces forward. Then he gets real homely and western.

It is.

I think that's a Scott the Woz joke but I dont remember.

It is in the plug and play video

That's how you go to jail.

Oh yeah I remember when it was full of showelware.

Prison can serve as a place to punish criminals, a place to rehabilitate them, a place to keep them separate from the rest of society, or a place to make a profit off of cheap labor What prison is like depends on which of those goals is being prioritized

​@@complainer406 it also mostly depends on how dangerous the prisoners are deemed to be. A cartel leader, someone caught stealing a car and white collar criminal won't be treated the same and won't be sent to the same institution But yeah no matter the crime I'd rather be jailed in Norway than Thailand

The difference is you stole yours and this guy bought his. 😂

@@ebogar42 actually I didn’t steal anything man 🤣 Aside from the green crt tv and one of the clear lcd TVs, everything was bought at the local thrift store When the prison closed, we were tasked with going out on the unit and picking up stuff that had been left behind. Those two tvs were left behind Since they were going to go in the dumpster, they said I could just take them home

​@UnlicensedOkie in Australia in one prison I know you can save up money to buy your own tv or music player and take it home with you when you finished your sentence.

hmmmm

SUS! I'm pretty sure he vented in Security.

He didn’t show the prisoner name and number on the back because he stole it from his cell mate

@@tropicalbass5574 or because he doesn’t want us to know his number

😂😂😂😂

I didn't admire the conviction, but I like the handhelds!

​@@StopDropRetro you didn't really do time, did you? 🤔

💀

Didn’t he win his case couple days ago?

@@dat1blackguy the joke is hes getting off

This, is gallows humor. Literally and figuratively.

Nice name lol

Drives me nuts when people expect inmates to just stare at the walls all day. They honestly think that makes for a safe environment for staff and inmates? I'm glad we have shit like this. If anyone reading this is one of those people, FU. I'm a CO. At our prison they are all given tablets and they can purchase TV's for $100. Neither are great, but very serviceable.

@@hollenfeuer1 Gives them something to pass the time so they don't go real crazy and actually hurt themselves or others.

@@hollenfeuer1 Prisoner: "I killed 3 people and pleaded insanity" Guard: "ok cool! Here's a catalog."

It's no wonder crime rate is so high in America, prison is a fuckin joke in the u.s. Prison is suppose to be punishment. Not only does America give murderers TVs, Games, they even get the best health insurance completely paid for by taxpayers. Its like America rewards criminal behavior.

@@Dig_Duke_SFM the murderers we have are some of the most behaved inmates in the prison. That said, FU. My safety and the safety of staff and other inmates, matter much more than your archaic opinion. They still need permission to use the bathroom. To eat. To wake up. To sleep. To move in their limited freedom. To talk. I guess we should only punish, and not try and make them into contributing members of society, right?

Now THAT is a c.o.

"May be a concern" 😂😂

@@slicelifetvpossibly

I am also a former Correctional officer

You watched a video lol stop larping

It's from Naruto??

@@StopDropRetro yes! The name is rising fighting spirit. It's pretty good

Right lmao I wasn’t ready for that. I was hoping someone else caught that

Came here to say this

Naruto theme on drugs XD

Caught that too

But y tho

oh wow

lmfao I heard that I was surprised he didn't say anything

I heard it immediately when the music stopped and started again. Lol

I went to jail for weed and they showed all the Friday movies on the TV in the rec room. It was messed up. All I wanted to do was smoke weed. I was in jail for weed. And they were showing us comedy movies, about Weed. In jail...

@@TheFunklin wow that's a cruel and unusual punishment if i ever seen one...........

Just wanted to say hi from a from a fellow Kentuckian 👋🏾

Its hilarious that this post is two years old, yet the replies are all from the last few days. I wonder what prompted the algorithm to lead all of us here?

@@lowtechredneck6704just showed up for me today

it definetly is lmao, the sound chip probably couldn't reach the highest notes so it plays them an octave lower or something, and that's why it's so broken.

Dammmmmmm

It is! LOL

HOLY SHIT LMAO

I was just about to comment this

So, what you're saying is that 45 year old screaming obscenities on xbox is doing it from, the x-box?

@@avae5343 That's funny, you can legally shank in GTA, or make it into a shank. I like your thinking sir

That's true, but I don't know if I would consider $35 an "absurd" price for this

@@avae5343 pretty sure a pen,pencil, toothbrush or random piece of scrap metal are wildy cheaper and more readily available for shank making

Their*

You're absolutely right. It's stolen right from Naruto and made into a chipbit version

It's so baaaad😂😂😂😂

Omg I thought so too

100% i came to check the comments specifically because I heard the Naruto song and wanted to see if anyone had picked that up yet.

Once I got to that part I wanted to see if anybody else noticed it too

Lmao ayye yo

LOOOOOOL

I was just about to say that😂

That’s what I was saying😂😭

On point haha

Honestly I've seen that aesthetic quite a lot online with electronics and room decor. I absolutely do NOT like it at all, but I still understand why people would think it looks cool. It's like retro and futuristic at once 🤖

@@RosieBrownie It conjures up childhood memories for a lot of people, too. Clear plastic electronics were all the rage in 1998-2002.

@@LendriMujina Yes, I totally get that, I grew up around that time. I just think the NEW ones are ugly, please forgive me😅

@@LendriMujinasame bro I’d love for apple to make an iPhone C again with that style of plastic man I loved that look back in the day

There will never be an era like the 90s ever again, my man 😢

It look like it was covered in something that's is not peanut butter

@@nathancastillo764 yeah just don’t lick it

@@idoubtitsalex or sniff it and touch it

Same 😂😂

Coming back to KZfaq was part of the terms of my release

@@StopDropRetro going to scam more people??

@@_thespacegazer YES

He inferred he was in jail right?

@@IPGreenhouse he implied, you inferred.

He was in prison obviously

@@drewjohn108 nah, nobody is targeting your shit like that unless you a punk. I'm absolutely positive that thing blows (on the outside) but when you're locked in a box, a puzzle book would be life changing.

@@Yourmoms-BFF true.. Having a Walkman and tapes from the catalog were a huge escape for me.. Used to spend $20 in commissary to get the equivalent of a chapstick cap full of ground up weed, would roll up a tiny joint, and smoke it walking a slow lap around the track.. Once that was done it was a quick paranoid walk into the unit straight to the bathroom to wash hands, brush teeth, and back to the cubicle to lay low, while listening to nas, and wu tang..

@@Yourmoms-BFF wrong my bro gets 3grand a month and has to fight for his life every day hes a marked target . Not everyone is lucky

@@drewjohn108 but he's making himself a target. But, it's it true anyhow. Take care!

@@ShawshankR3demption whatever you say everyone knows everything can't hide shit been there since he was 13

Was waiting for someone to say that

Bruh

Completely unrealistic

@@KeepItGoinBeats Actually, there's plenty of reasons/crimes you can go to prison for that are non-violent, meaning a person can decide and act to go to prison without hurting anyone. Not only that but there are plenty of homeless people who either commit crimes or violate their probation just to go to jail for either food and shelter, and/or medical treatment. Minimum and medium security prisons are not that bad, when I was locked up the one thing I did enjoy was the almost vacation feel there was to my cell. If I could have a PS or Xbox in my cell I would seriously think about getting locked up just so I can play undisturbed for some time. Point is, I don't think it's "completely unrealistic" for someone to just want to get away and be locked in a room with all the time to play games even if they get a couple misdemeanors on their record. If they know the system the can go for charges that they can later get expunged.

well some speedrunner may be went to prison for running speed!

Feels more like Bugs Bunny's Crazy Castle, personally.

Yeah, Hotel Mario's goal is to close all the doors, while this one lacks the doors, and has you collecting meat instead

Hotel Mario was my first thought as well.

Thanks! Good to be out

@@StopDropRetroprison theory confirmed /s

@@StopDropRetro Hey also why did you go in prison?

11:34 thats a bootleg naruto fight song 😂

On and off looks like blackface

Yeah

It got access to plugs with good s***

Thats peanut butter 😂 inmates hide phones in jars of peanut butter

@@lethalkrab I also call my backside a jar of peanut butter

Peanut butter lol

It was probbably one of disneys phases of shoveling out merch to any company willing to make it for them, have you seen the frozen elsa mech action figures lol

@@purble1987 i remember in like 2011 as a kid seeing all this disney crap like mp3 players, handheld movie players weird niche gaming systems for me it was like a signal "oh this stuff is crap" (and probably made in china)

Tbh disney has enough fuck you money to just have everyone and their mother produce disney products no matter the quality.

Just don't tell Xi Jinping. He might destroy the company for the use of Winnie the Pooh.

Repent to Jesus Christ!

I would lose my fucking mind

I wonder if it only served to increase suicide rates only to save taxpayer money. These are dark times.

@@danielc9312 if they wanted to do that they would just put them in a dark room, no sound, and complete isolation.

Omg heaven....

At least you're not playing superman 64

I knew it sounded familiar lol

Rising courage from the Naruto OST.

Never would've noticed that, had you not pointed it out.

“Excell at any given battle” bro I’m like drinking sheit, chill with the jokes.

BELIVE IT!

The greatest thing Smach Z ever produced were salty backers for our amusement. More to come later!

@@StopDropRetro Yup! I frequent that subreddit of the damned and forsaken. I even wrote two papers on it for my psych class haha

@@dougpowers2 lol care to share? that sounds like a funny read

*PEE GEE ESS* *REVOLOOSHUN NAO*

@@alexv3375 PC!!!!!.... GAMES!!!!!........ ON PORTABLE DEVICES?!

I used to play this all the time with my mom when I was younger

Zuma is actually a copy of an older game called Puzz Loop that came out 5 years before it in arcades.

Ya the one mentioned of zuma was from a company called popcap games. I still have the application on my old HD & play zuma & fish frenzy often.

I agree i think that's a great idea.

Converting em to true gamers lol

Because the assholes will be loose asf smuggling 360s, Ps4s and shit 😭

people would be getting stabbed for their consoles.

Eww Oppp Not if everybody got the same one? Seems a bit silly.

Yeah right until they graped your sister

Chris hates Hexbox.

That's not Virginia. That's WEST Virginia.

@@spaceace8196 you don’t wanna know, LOOOOOOONG story

Glad I'm not the only person who had this in mind while watching this lol

chris chan deserves nothing

Thought I recognized it lol

Yes sir yes it is did the same

Lol

I was just thinking that

Yes it is

Thanks! Good to be back! Can't wait to give you guys more

That's the line that made me Like the video

@@StopDropRetro you gotta tell us what you did man 💀

Same

You mean without the fear of going without video games while incarcerated ?

Damn

@Sister Supersonic underrated joke

@@BackForwardPunch no cap lmfao 😂😭

Wow amazing lol.

That's a different kind of handheld

KZfaq commenters trying not to make a prison rape joke challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) (GONE LIMP)

I could survive in a Manhattan closet apartment with a Pi!

You say that, but I think having something like this, even with this extremely shity games would be like gold. Honestly I feel like this thing will feel like a Nintendo DS or Raspberry Pi like you said

I would be entertained enough with a laptop with only python installed

So could I the pi has a tons of good games on it

How about the fact if you didn’t screw up to begin with you would not be in jail?😂 Sorry guys but I don’t think a criminal but that is being punished should be playing video games maybe read a book rehabilitate his self. I never heard of rewarding someone for being bad kind of defeats the purpose.

Drop the soap more of the craze lmfao.

hey! me and my uncle played that game once!

@@jerrynadler2883 i bet you did Jerry Nadler

I was also thinking this

They're going to destroy you on replacement batteries.

@@interstellarsurferthis 😂

Best leave them kids alone then.

Can they communicate with people outside using free messaging apps? Or view adult content on them?

@@djw5415 no they can’t, and if they could there’s nothing wrong with that. Why tf shouldn’t they have porn?

@@RadTradX "if they could, there's nothing wrong with that".. you haven't been in this world long have you? You do know how prison works right?

@@RadTradX just a question didnt state they should or shouldn’t chill out bucko

The only thing they would be doing at your desk is telling!

yeah i noticed that

I had to check the comments to see if anyone else noticed that besides me😂😂

ur stupid if u actually think he went to jail

@@cl0rox968 /s 🤦🏻‍♂️

@@cl0rox968 Whoooosh

Lol

😂

Unless you're feeling very lonely.

Go Bang normally involves you finding a candy bar on your pillow. And then you eat it. Never eat the candy bar.

@Lucien Hicks And your cellys name is actually Henry!!

@Lucien Hicks That sounds terrible...

@Lucien Hicks Gee, and I thought beating dudes with the huge plastic trays were bad 😂😂