I also hate that the subtitles don't match what's being said Simon, we got you

Loving the consistency of quality content and stellar edits. Thank you :D P. S. Josh has been killing it

love the pause after kick starter

“I’d like to play a game based on The Ring.” They have one, Tom. It’s called The Ring: Terror’s Realm. It’s... it’s something. That’s all I’m gonna say about it.

I like to hold in a huge pee before I watch these videos. Then I try my best not to piss myself when the jumpscares happen. It adds a whole new element of thrill

Simon gives this an early call for GotY, but we have yet to discover the most important detail: _Does the game have a spinnable globe?_

Oh thank God, I was afraid after their relationship tussle last time, Simon and Tom had broken up

Oh my goodness what a call back by Simon! I loved the Condemned: Criminal Origins series he and Hannah did. Shame they never finished it. It would be AMAZING if Tom and Simon did a full playthrough or, even better, a playthrough of Condemned 2: Bloodshot! Definitley fits with the other games they play although maybe a little more proactive than Tom likes his horror games to be.

The storytime with Tom editing was great reminded me of an ancient British program called Fonejacker for some reason 😂

If the subtitles don't match the voice acting, it usually means that the person writing them was given an earlier draft of the script so they'd have more time to make the subtitles for the game. But I agree with Simon that it's infuriating - just don't change the script once it's been sent from writer to game-maker!

Now that I know we can influence what they play... SOMA. SOMA SOMA SOMA lol

Seriously! It has been said a million times! But oh my god the editing in these video's is absolutely amazing! And the fact it's Tom and Simon makes it even better!

the story Simon talks about at around 18 minutes with the pizza guy and the bomb, is actually on Netflix in a documentary called Evil Genius. it's so messed up, be warned they do show when the bomb goes off around the guys neck while he's sitting in the middle of the road hand cuffed. They never say for sure if the pizza guy was in on it, the people that did it to him say he was, but probably only because it would be a completely different charge (murder) if he wasn't.

Editor Josh is being snarky with editing skills. Loving every minute of it.

Talking about the pizza bomber, there's a fantastic documentary about trying to uncover what really happened, currently on netflix, it's titled 'Evil Genius: the true story behind America's most diabolical bank heist', and I would highly recommend it for anyone interested.

I was wondering where i had seen this game before... then tom picked up the yellow duckie and it all came back to me

This may be the best start to a series ever lol.

Can we all appreciate how good that TV edit looked considering it was placed on a curved screen? Well done editor!

I loved the editing, especially in the story time segment 😆

Top notch editing, editor. I enjoy this.

I like how Tom said you need to drop it like he was Simons parent, very funny

Voice actors: *read their lines* Subtitle guy: "I disagree."

Awesome video as always!

Glad to see Simon again ^ ^

This video deserves an effing BAFTA. Absolutely beautiful.

Simon, that was the correct staff. Hermes's staff is the one with two snakes. The staff you saw had only one, which is Asclepius's staff. This is also even more-so evident with there being a lack of wings on the staff. It's interesting that a game gets that right.

The editing on this is just hilarious

What a story, that sounds awful! But the editing for that was great, it was like I was there, haha! Also, I do enjoy whenever Tom starts out with BOOM or BAM, it does actually kinda get me pumped up, haha Also, also, I wanted to recommend to you guys the game Writer's Block, on itch.io! It's just a demo, so it's a bit short, but it's a pixel point-and-click game, and I remember Tom mentioning he liked pixel art 'n stuff, so I thought I'd suggest it!

Simon making tom use a mouse properly and not like a ADD kid with Parkinson's...what a hero.

OMFG was that actually a picture of Tome with an Afro!!!!!! I nearly spat my tea everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!

AH THE DUCKS. I forgot this game, Jesse Cox played it with his scary game squad. The ducks became a meme it was fantastic!

If I remember my history correctly, Tycho Brahe, had a nose prosthesis of silver as he had gotten a bit of his nose sliced off in a duel. No syphilis, though, as far as I know. I think it was also said that he died from a burst bladder after attending a banquet because he was considered impolite to get up to relieve one self. That's likely just a myth, though. He had probably contracted some form or bladder or kidney disease quite suddenly and died from the infection shortly after attending said banquet.

MORE PLEASE THIS IS GREAT!!

Love the way simon put his hands over his ears when he has headphones on x

Incredible editing!!!

Did nobody else catch in 4:36, when Simon said 'When I used to play games'.... We remember, Simon... We want you back..

Please to god let Tom's story time become it's own series!!!!

When Simon mentioned that robbery story I immediately thought of that "30 Minutes or Less" movie. (Which was based on said events)

Amazing editing good job!

When I was in Cubs, I managed to burn both my legs with boiling hot jam - Cubs is dangerous

My friend told me about the documentary about the bomb guy today, it's called Evil Genius on Netflix. I was quite literally gonna start watching it after this video, and as if by some sick twist of fate, you ruined it for me, Simon. Triggered!! Still love you though, so I'll let it slide

Lol I loved the little illuminati symbol next to September 11th

I just want to say I love Simon, he forces smiles onto faces. And Tom is cool too guess, good job Tom.

Oh man, still best edits of the Yogscast.

These videos give me life

Fantastic edits

HAHA OMG Story Time with Tom fracking killed me!

The Ring the game sounds amazing! Could go so many different ways playing off the time limit. Could even be an investigator tracking victims, trying to find the tapes without seeing them.

11:46 forest of dean!! it's so cool when people on the internet know places that you know as well

Please play call of Cthulhu when it comes out.

Tom love this spoopy series; please also pat Josh and give it a Kiss, love his edition a lot. Pura vida~~

Damn, just read up on that collar bomb case. That’s some crazy shit.

I did the same thing as a child, stepped right into a ground hive, In the forest off our back yard. Ran screaming and crying all the way home, with my three sisters. Jumped in a pool. I feel your pain.

Simon and Tom! omg I love their videos together

Please play more of this, seems like a really solid game

Guys, the subtitles are wrong NOT because there was some issue with the dubbing and recording, or lazy subtitling. It's a plot point, the subtitles are what the character hears. I wish that was communicated better because it DOES seem lazy if you don't know that.

Beavers... goddamn that had me in fits.

More Stardew pleaseeeee :)

I have the exact same potpourri balls as that stock image used during the wasp story

I had a similar experience to Tom. Except I was picking raspberries with my mom in the bushes when I was 5 and she stepped on the nest. 20+ stings and now have an extreme insect phobia.

Tad grim with the wiggly pinky finger XD, made me laugh

I once threw one of those joke shop bomb bags into a wasp nest and got chased by wasps for over a mile.

Omg that System of a Down edit sooo good.

I liked the type of "self-contorl" on the poster in the office.

Tom's story is probably more interesting than the game itself.

Yes! Spookums time with Simon and Tom.

Please play Observer, its made by the same people who made Layers of Fear! Its super Cyberpunk and the main character is voiced by Rutger Hauer.

Syphilis can also make the pinkyfinger move in strange ways just as he said in the letter about Edward :o

Refer to Tom's junk as you like, however pepperami's are fucking marvellous.

I love Simon, he shade him self haha 😂❤

Love the music in this game

Christ Tom. I got attacked by a wasp nest when I was about that age too and I now have a phobia of all bees/wasps/hornets. Hope you have managed to go through life without a permanent terror those little bastards!

13:29 ”my beaver friends” 😂

Tomuskis edits are the best😂

Just fyi, Hermes' staff is called a caduceus. Lovely video as ever lads!

That fucking wasp tangent, what the fuck? I LOVED IT!!

Hahaha, the kickstarter joke :')

I come for the Tom, but I stay for Simon.

"That must be a real poster from the 70's" That's right everyone a real poster to warn you about the effect of alcohol on your self-contorl. Also the newspaper from neverwhere town really tickled me.

I"m horribly afraid of bees and wasps I will not be sleeping, again, ever.

Bivouac origins, in the fighting fantasy stream it comes up again for the Krampus book

0:23 Genius edit.

Yo scariest thing was when Simon started catching all these subtitle errors 😂. Everything was quiet and he's like "WAIT NO".

I wonder if Tom realizes how easily he could have died from those Wasp stings

Was this the beginning of BAM!! And welcome

This fucking editing is so A+ it's ridiculous

Yogventures INTENSIFIES.

Ah, I thought the beginning was familiar. I'm pretty sure the Scary Game Squad played this as well.

He's not upsetting anyone, Tom, he's RIGHT. IT'S INCONSISTENT, DAMMIT!

i want more Story time with Tom Clark

Hahahha, genuinely starting to think me and Tom are connected, I read the grades outloud and then said babadook in the weird croaky voice from the film and then Tom says, "Oh, its the babadook" this kind of thing seems to happen to me often

Same thing happened to me also. But it was an earth wasp nest and i was just walking around casually until my foot broke through the ground right into that fucking nest. Actual nightmare.

That fucking ad after they turned the tv off was 👌

More story times pls

as a member of the royal signals, whos cap badge is hermies (aka jimmy) he in deed has a staff.

Lol the Kickstarter joke is going to go over everyone's heads at 14:48

Hermes didn't have the invisibility item, Hades did. It was a dog leather cap.

When your nose falls off its called Sniffilis

In this game, the subtitle changing seems very prominent in that entire sentences are different However, in, for example, Darkness 2 (Which I recently played) the subtitles are a bit off every once and a while, but so little that it's pretty clear that the voice actors were just like "Well... My character would certainly tack this on the end." or something similar.

great flipping work with the edits. this 'content' wouldn't be nearly as entertaining without the extra fluff