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@alangarber1905 3 жыл бұрын

As a Russian speaker, I'll note that the fake pregnant lady is yelling "What are you, sick?" Also the phrase that Google Translated as "respect others" does mean that, but he's just a bad writer and used way too many words. He ended up saying something that literally means "interact respectfully with people around you", which is also a lot of (totally unnecessary) words and letters in English

@ahhh4117 3 жыл бұрын

So like is this tiktok channel a good representation of Russia tho

@Mokaluvable 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for this. God’s work!!

@notkaitlyn5368 3 жыл бұрын

This was the comment that I was looking for Thankyou

@cuculapraline5140 3 жыл бұрын

@@ahhh4117 no 🐶

@mashka2299 3 жыл бұрын

@@ahhh4117 Not really. He's either a rich kid who lives in his own house which isn't very common in Russia or just on vacation in the countryside for the summer (more likely the latter). Russia is more like this www.google.com/search?q=%D1%81%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B9+%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B9%D0%BE%D0%BD+%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%81%D0%B8%D1%8F+&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjnzZe0ou7rAhXNw8QBHZfrCxMQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=%D1%81%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B9+%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B9%D0%BE%D0%BD+%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%81%D0%B8%D1%8F+&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzICCAA6BAgAEB46BggAEAUQHjoGCAAQCBAeOgQIABAYOgQIIxAnOgcIIxDqAhAnOgUIABCxAzoECAAQQzoHCAAQsQMQQzoICAAQsQMQgwFQqnFY9rMBYLe1AWgFcAB4A4AB2AOIAagbkgEJMjUuMTAuNC0xmAEAoAEBqgELZ3dzLXdpei1pbWewAQrAAQE&sclient=img&ei=ilRiX-fgPM2Hk74Pl9evmAE&bih=722&biw=1536 Also they are from Moscow judging by the license plate on the car xD That kinda explains their clothes

@juaniev7990 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine scrolling through tik tok, seeing a dude assulting women, and being like "yea sure I'll follow this guy,"

@ineedlessanxeity501 3 жыл бұрын

So, "the boys" who are mysonists

@animeexplained7587 3 жыл бұрын

@@ineedlessanxeity501 what do you mean by the boys the person who made the video or the person who liked it.

@leeannmccaulley6776 3 жыл бұрын

@@animeexplained7587 probably both since half of tiktok is "the boys"

@let_there_be_dark 3 жыл бұрын

I mean it's a setup but yeah if you didn't know that it'd be super weird to follow him for that

@BagHeadShowProductions 3 жыл бұрын

hold up assault? am i missing something? or is there something later in the video?

@d9981 2 жыл бұрын

I'm not russian, but as a finn i can say, that it's true. Russians do throw pandas at people's feet and expect them to pick it up. That's actually the reason Finland became independent from russia. We were sick of picking up pandas.

@hritikachafekar4036 2 жыл бұрын

I just watched that part and saw your comment lol

@gigihickman77 2 жыл бұрын

Same !!!

@AnteeksKuka 2 жыл бұрын

Kato jees, suomalainen :D

@amelialonelyfart8848 2 жыл бұрын

pandas werent invented in WWII

@cloudylemon2975 Жыл бұрын

@@amelialonelyfart8848 ah yes pandas were inventing in the ripe year of 1971

@CocoasArt 3 жыл бұрын

10:41 “ты че больной?” Means “are you sick” Like, are you out of you mind? Are you crazy? That type of thing

@javrami4883 3 жыл бұрын

Candy ken and BabyJay moment

@hornetisvoider 3 жыл бұрын

@dove_shampoo2957 3 жыл бұрын

@@hornetisvoider Yup

@hornetisvoider 3 жыл бұрын

Anyways this has to be the first Cocoa's Art comment with less than 10 replies

@masterchief4539 3 жыл бұрын

Danke

@zaragrigoryan6513 3 жыл бұрын

FYI the girl says "are you a psycho?" in Russian. Yep. doesn't make it any better. 🙄

@isaa.5187 3 жыл бұрын

@Kaden20197 STOP GET SOME HELP.

@2-d465 3 жыл бұрын

I think "are u dumb?" is maybe a better translation ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@lizasolomonova8867 3 жыл бұрын

Or like “are you sick?!” Or something

@Lydia-oj3jy 3 жыл бұрын

Kaden20197 bot

@therealslimshitty5186 3 жыл бұрын

@Kaden20197 shut

@PoumiRaku 3 жыл бұрын

"Everyone just standing here, waiting, dressed fashionably" Yeah, basically a sims's garden.

@therealvalevolent 3 жыл бұрын

MY THOUGHTS HAHAHAHA

@sincerelymaya 3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@plolop1912 3 жыл бұрын

Same thoughts exactly

@Kfroguar Жыл бұрын

"I may not be perfect, but at least I will die soon" is definitely the thesis of multiple Russian novels

@puppetmazter4718 3 жыл бұрын

This is probably way too late, but if you make a shirt that says "I'm not perfect but at least I'm gonna die pretty soon" I'd absolutely buy it

@sunsetskye483 2 жыл бұрын

Same

@EmilyTotallynotbees 2 жыл бұрын

If you wear that to therapy they will immediately be so concerned

@Apollo_G 2 жыл бұрын

i'd wear it

@samber8706 3 жыл бұрын

I hate when I’m in Russia and I can’t even walk down the street without being pelted by pandas. It’s a serious problem over there

@tastytree 3 жыл бұрын

*walks into street* Pandas: GET OVER HERE SAM

@jas6246 3 жыл бұрын

I hope the problem gets solved soon. Good luck!

@melancholickot 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah dude, my back hurts so much because I have to pick pandas basically every 5 minutes. Блять.

@aminasmajlovic4789 3 жыл бұрын

Well let’s hope that there’s a hit panda guy to save you

@bloodmuzzle 3 жыл бұрын

I wish I was pelted by pandas. That shit sounds painfully adorable.

@bradeneverson6572 3 жыл бұрын

Russian here, can confirm that I’ve had to drop kick at least 3 pandas this week

@natashabennett8553 3 жыл бұрын

Why am I laughing at this 😂 maybe I’m tired

@mariafkh5366 3 жыл бұрын

Хахахахахах жиза

@farted161 3 жыл бұрын

omg thanks I was scrolling through the comments cause I was really curious

@inesxxx4835 3 жыл бұрын

Yup we drop pandas everyday, it's a traditional ritual where we show that pandas are inferior to our Russian bears and this way we show them our respect and loyalty.

@abbersnail3146 3 жыл бұрын

NOT THE PANDAAAASSS ANYTHING BUT THE PANDAAAAASSS

@almightys5436 Жыл бұрын

As a Ukrainian, my relatives are always telling stories of how they escaped the sevan dimensional chess backyard into Ukraine where no one would throw pandas and stick candy in people's mouths.

@calowenby1654 Жыл бұрын

Lol nice.

@Lazy_.Lavender 8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Bubbles_Art 8 ай бұрын

Lmaooooooooo 😭😭 Also u good?

@almightys5436 8 ай бұрын

@@Bubbles_Artyeah lol

@Bubbles_Art 8 ай бұрын

@@almightys5436 good just checking in but also I’m glad ur relatives survived the stick candy and panda land epidemic

@lefandomtrash7746 2 жыл бұрын

Danny being confused about how all those letters and words just translate to “Respect others” was my experience trying to learn Russian on Duolingo.

@alexanderbyars6160 6 ай бұрын

Yeah Russian is weird af

@yallabaaxna1234 3 жыл бұрын

Danny: well dressed and well done hair. 2 Danny 2 furious: homeless man with a can of beer.

@starrynight7624 3 жыл бұрын

A can of la croix

@molls127 3 жыл бұрын

rumor has it 2 danny 2 furious is where danny goes when laura is 2 furious with him and he must drink away his sorrows in lacroix

@effietombros902 3 жыл бұрын

Homeless teen*

@je4nz 3 жыл бұрын

Farrah Ponnwitz lemon la croix

@savannah1911 3 жыл бұрын

moll. Yeah I heard that 2!

@velvetrseq2690 3 жыл бұрын

This guy: respect others! Also this guy: **hugs random women from behind, invades their personal space, kisses random women without consent, etc**

@velvetrseq2690 3 жыл бұрын

I know it’s not real but like, dude

@rebix6848 3 жыл бұрын

@@velvetrseq2690 Are you talking to yourself?

@hermionestranger4964 3 жыл бұрын

This TikTok guy's whole channel is a "bruh" moment.

@rebix6848 3 жыл бұрын

@@hermionestranger4964 The most amazing way of putting it.

@preranapradeep3963 3 жыл бұрын

Has a woman tied up in the trunk

@spaghettibird5135 3 жыл бұрын

I love how half of Danny’s skits just come from his own misinterpretations of what he’s watching. Like the candy bar/envelope thing was clearly her giving him her number lmao

@CJ-iz3mp 3 жыл бұрын

the part where he acted like "this state" was referring to the political climate and not Something Else ™️

@mastermarkus5307 2 жыл бұрын

WAS IT CLEAR!?

@ScaredNickel 2 жыл бұрын

I also give my number on a piece of paper the size of my hand.

@domogirl5 2 жыл бұрын

@@ScaredNickel gotta make sure they can read every digit

@ScaredNickel 2 жыл бұрын

@@domogirl5 or preferably a piece of paper for each diget

@AccordingToWillow 2 жыл бұрын

russian sentences probably look longer than their english translations because russian has a much more complex grammatical structure. they have a case system for one thing, which is kind of like conjugation in spanish but instead of applying to verbs it’s for nouns depending on their function in the sentence. i believe they have to be applied to the adjectives describing them as well to make them agree. it frees you up to change the order of words more for emphasis, context, or as a literary device but it tends to make words longer.

@anastasiaalimova5452 Жыл бұрын

Not actually. The description says more like "treat people that surround you with respect". If he really wanted to write "respect others", he would write "уважайте других", it's a little bit longer, but not too much

@Anastasia-ot6si Жыл бұрын

Anastasia's right about the translation, but you're right about the grammar structure of the language and the cases in Russian so good job :)

@djentlover Жыл бұрын

@@Anastasia-ot6si I wish my name was Anastasia so I could be the third one in a row

@Anastasia-ot6si Жыл бұрын

@@djentlover hahah counting me, there are five Anastasias at my work.. u want me to ask if they're hiring?

@djentlover Жыл бұрын

@@Anastasia-ot6si I mean I get it, it's a beautiful name :D maybe I should, just to see the spectacle haha

@sskydumb 3 жыл бұрын

“Everyone just stands around dressing fashionably” *pans over to human highlighter*

@spookyho5994 3 жыл бұрын

That’s not fashion, that’s my pencil case

@Queenbee-vr8gx 3 жыл бұрын

Skyler Boschetto I’m your 666th like😏👹

@isajacob9155 3 жыл бұрын

they need two therapists, one for them and another for their therapist.

@monomakesmecrystill1252 3 жыл бұрын

And then another therapist for the therapist's therapist, basically a never-ending cycle of therapists

@ScaryPoke 3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment award

@whatismylife7319 3 жыл бұрын

It's a never ending cycle

@thatoneguy9582 3 жыл бұрын

call that trickle-down therapeutics

@milku9804 3 жыл бұрын

I need a therapist after that-

@LordDomielOfElysium 3 жыл бұрын

He is condoning sexual harrasment, i mean, the way he was “huging”...

@CJ-iz3mp 3 жыл бұрын

Danny's like "hmmm "this state"... guess its social commentary about the pandemic!" no it's not, Danny. the dude's hard, Danny.

@sakuranovaryan9261 3 жыл бұрын

He doesn't know what he's doing that's the worst part of it...just a tiktoker who makes girls do sexual things and hugs them from behind for "content"

@timemast3r 2 жыл бұрын

Deez

@timemast3r 2 жыл бұрын

Ligma

@timemast3r 2 жыл бұрын

Candice

@lexidick1262 Жыл бұрын

He's not even hugging them from behind, he's putting his hands on random girls hips and they're freaking out. I'd freak out too if someone did that to me!!

@sashathesheep8912 3 жыл бұрын

Ok, as a Russian I can explain why “respect others” looks so long in here. It’s because he wrote something that’s closer to “be respectful to the people around you.” It’s just the deal with the wording.

@bumblebee4650 3 жыл бұрын

It’s actually very hard living here in Russia. I get pandas thrown at me EVERY DAY, I always get hugged from behind by random people I don’t know. Sometimes I think I’m getting kidnapped. I have guys that come up and try to put candy and weird food in my mouth, and kiss me, (obviously I give them candy bars afterwards) but it’s super confusing especially when some people hold me hostage in their trunks. I’m also stuck in this guys backyard so I don’t know what that’s about.

@chonkydog6262 3 жыл бұрын

another russian georgenotfound fan?

@paigngyn 3 жыл бұрын

BYE I FELL FOR THIS AT FIRST

@kebabi7750 3 жыл бұрын

George George George George George George George George George George George George George George George George George George George George George George

@michelleobamafootcream9292 3 жыл бұрын

nvm I thought it was another George

@khadija2253 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao your funny

@evablack7214 2 жыл бұрын

ik its a year later but the vid at 10:48 , the lady is saying "are you mentally sick?" which i think describes the situation really well

@-chirpchirp- Жыл бұрын

Should be the reaction of all of them

@izzywes9839 2 жыл бұрын

“I may not be perfect but I’m am gonna die now” - 5:12

@TheSilentASMR 3 жыл бұрын

Why is this guy so serious? He seems like the kind of guy who would get a little wacky and a little silly but he’s holding back or something.

@aneoliveira1464 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@rubygrennan9856 3 жыл бұрын

who danny or the guy he is talking about

@whyjustwhy8192 3 жыл бұрын

@@rubygrennan9856 danny, its a refrence to his second channel

@Alice-nx9sp 3 жыл бұрын

He seems like someone to drink La Croix too 🤔

@rubygrennan9856 3 жыл бұрын

@@whyjustwhy8192 wait he has a third channel? or is it not is his main channel

@liamprotzman1865 3 жыл бұрын

I am Russian, and I can confirm that we do throw pandas at people’s feet expecting them to pick it up.

@madlyna3620 3 жыл бұрын

Omg 🤣🤣

@Chooseashorterhandle2 3 жыл бұрын

Well not everyone in Russia I lived here in Russia for 6 years and not once have I ever seen that happen

@syncedtoxicity8018 3 жыл бұрын

Ferarie Junction ....HE’S SAID TOO MUCH TAKE HIM OUT!

@f1xtion817 3 жыл бұрын

I threw a panda in someone's feet and they looked at me weirdly and said social distancing

@mariamaruszka8877 3 жыл бұрын

I'm in the third minute and I'm really confused

@mikaylaesterhuizen4540 9 ай бұрын

I love that he puts the sponsor in the end so we dont have to skip to the og vid

@viviend.8182 3 ай бұрын

My aunt married a russian man. Apparently, it is tradition for the bride to throw a panda infornt of the groom's parents. If the parents pick the panda up they accept and respect the bride as a new family member. It was so emotional and such a beautiful tradition 🥺

@aprilludgate9687 3 жыл бұрын

Danny you kinda look like a LaCroix today

@snigdha8906 3 жыл бұрын

Why does this make sense

@yeye5801 3 жыл бұрын

I mean you are what you eat I guess

@311iot 3 жыл бұрын

Now that you say it...

@Steve-fp6gz 3 жыл бұрын

Uncle but he drinks it

@SomeRobyn 3 жыл бұрын

Wrong channel....

@milfsticker2828 3 жыл бұрын

As a Russian, I can confirm that I'm stuck in his Backyard.

@haleykantor6409 3 жыл бұрын

Blink twice if you need help

@Ninonella 3 жыл бұрын

Me too. I'm standing here just waiting for someone to drop panda at my feet.

@ash_sch 3 жыл бұрын

Here's some candy, can I get a kiss now?😂

@Ninonella 3 жыл бұрын

@@ash_sch Sure 😂 Here you go 💋

@MuhammadHassan-tp1df 3 жыл бұрын

whos that dude in ur profile?

@Sqwidiot 9 ай бұрын

Danny: if you're a boy, you're bewildered. if you're a girl, you must kiss him now. my agender self: *explodes*

@dolgoruky21 3 жыл бұрын

0:53 Don't you dare ruin the good name of the Backyardigans!

@nolanbenson2530 3 жыл бұрын

Danny looks like he just came came back from a family reunion.

@mosscoveredlog5278 3 жыл бұрын

You laugh but that shirt looks very similar to what I wore to my last family reunion

@iolanda_liang 3 жыл бұрын

@Nolan B I legitimately cannot describe how accurate this is.

@kairoll2768 3 жыл бұрын

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT-

@angelicMisha 3 жыл бұрын

Nolan B That is oddly specific but I kinda have to agree

@alwayshangrygirl463 3 жыл бұрын

It's because of the t-shirt. I looked at it more often than at his huge nose 🤣 it was unusual

@youcantspelllovewithoutv7369 3 жыл бұрын

“Got goosebumps?” I got gross bumps 💀

@dusktilldawn173 3 жыл бұрын

V? I can spell loe which is the prefix of loess. *Insert the more you know*

@oneflamingpotato7965 3 жыл бұрын

@@dusktilldawn173 Thank you for vastly expanding my brain size

@aishaavazova7559 3 жыл бұрын

armyy 💜💜💜

@pandafighter1781 3 жыл бұрын

i sure did have gross bumps

@Bananacatboi 3 жыл бұрын

@@aishaavazova7559 no shit army

@jozefienvoets2744 Жыл бұрын

8:02 this just made me audibly gag alone in my room

@fishtank9183 3 жыл бұрын

7:56 You may asked What is wrong with this tik tok video? Every thing Every thing is wrong in this tik tok video

@leslyoliva2555 3 жыл бұрын

“Who dress fashionably” *cuts to a walking highlighter*

@corgio1260 3 жыл бұрын

Glow in the dark lil pump

@MariaTex3 3 жыл бұрын

I really don't like how overtly sexual he has the girls act in his videos. Especially since the context is so weird.

@daisyrk1387 3 жыл бұрын

It's just kind of like him fuelling his ego like "yeah all the girls like me I'm so cool"

@Petrslav 3 жыл бұрын

I also feel like they're young. Which makes it more weird

@trashbaby9000 3 жыл бұрын

They are definitely getting paid to do that

@oikawaishot5604 3 жыл бұрын

humans breath

@daisyrk1387 3 жыл бұрын

@@oikawaishot5604 your spelling is incredible. Truly a man of incredible talents

@deez2569 2 жыл бұрын

"I may not be perfect, but at least I'm going to die soon" is a WHOLE mood.

@klutz_stringz 2 жыл бұрын

i find dannys extensive and in depth knowledge of the lyrics to WAP very comedic

@muhammadqureshi932 3 жыл бұрын

Danny looks like an old Cuban uncle because of his shirt

@robangel4290 3 жыл бұрын

Tio Pablo 🤣

@slyevergreens4432 3 жыл бұрын

Uncle Danny 👌

@maya-xr2mc 3 жыл бұрын

THIS AHAHAH

@jennyjennyjenny 3 жыл бұрын

I was looking for a comment to sum up my feelings on that shirt

@the.sapling 3 жыл бұрын

What's under ya mask...

@aralfonso 3 жыл бұрын

The tiktok where he punched the pregnant woman she said: “ are you sick or what”

@N.Doughnut 3 жыл бұрын

Oh dang you speak russian? That's epic

@Death-gj2dn 3 жыл бұрын

@@N.Doughnut yeah it's a super cool language. the culture is pretty neat too :)

@taswani5255 3 жыл бұрын

Bruh I haven’t finished the video yet but like what the fuck

@paiheehee3288 3 жыл бұрын

Check It.

@star-lo9qn 2 жыл бұрын

Living in Russia is hard... I’m constantly getting kissed by girls I offer chocolate or other candy, and I always have people throwing pandas at my feet. There’s so many people that just keep randomly hugging me while I’m sitting on a motorcycle looking at my phone, and I always see men punching prego woman’s stomachs. But don’t worry because I’m moving to another country in 2 days.

@tylerredforge5563 2 жыл бұрын

I hope your doing alright

@waterbelow0degrees 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah no this is stolen. Try being more original next time (Incase you attempt to disprove this, someone else commented this 11 months ago.)

@waterbelow0degrees 2 жыл бұрын

@@Ayoaairah Hah. Comedy.

@reaganfedowitz2620 3 жыл бұрын

I love that you played the celebration song from the end of episode 1 haha I had to rewind the crunch bar part a few times!

@TimTDM 3 жыл бұрын

I am a fan from russia. The caption says “be respectful towards others.” And yes, panda-throwing is something you do everyday. Edit: in the TikTok, the pregnant girl says “are you insane” to the guy punching her

@serendipitygate9223 3 жыл бұрын

Thank youuu!!

@omg_its_styx993 3 жыл бұрын

Is he famous in Russia

@--___--- 3 жыл бұрын

О боже, кто-то из России. Почему у нас так мало его фанов :с

@anastasiarahavitskaya5324 3 жыл бұрын

@@--___--- наверное, просто не все лазят по западному Ютубу :( У нас не так уж много людей, знающих английский на достаточном уровне для понимания англоязычных видео

@mwapeg 3 жыл бұрын

So what does the panda throwing mean?

@JollyJustice 3 жыл бұрын

"I want you to lick the dangly think that hangs in the back of my throat" I had such a physical, visceral reaction to that statement.

@ewno8821 3 жыл бұрын

I feel like it just triggered everyone's fight or flight response

@saltmomtmissad8384 3 жыл бұрын

You know it's a reference to wap, right

@ewno8821 3 жыл бұрын

@@saltmomtmissad8384 obviously they do lmao it's just a gross sentence

@saltmomtmissad8384 3 жыл бұрын

Yo! Just realized that sounded confrontational. Sorry, didn't mean to sound that way ❤️

@alextorres4667 3 жыл бұрын

Ew furry alert

@daa5865 Жыл бұрын

6:56 it's basically the same, word for word I would say "behave respectfully with (your) surroundings (here it's referring to the people around you, I couldn't find the English word apart from social circle or something)"

@s1lverrr._.141 9 ай бұрын

9:30 The iconic crunch bar clip

@annroad1965 3 жыл бұрын

I'm russian and yes, all we do is drop and kick pandas all day

@qtheroix9800 3 жыл бұрын

can u compare to australia we drop kangaroos every 5 seconds

@CaptainCoolzCT- 3 жыл бұрын

Bro you have it easy, in Britain we drop Partridges whenever we feel like it.

@dyuan 3 жыл бұрын

my mom does this all the time, she is russian

@samjames915 3 жыл бұрын

i knew it

@jamescharles5367 3 жыл бұрын

In America it’s actually really similar. We drop bombs all the time! 😀

@elias_virtu3691 3 жыл бұрын

When Danny was talking about what they should call their backyard, I immediately said, " The Backyardigans!" perfectly in sync with him. I've achieved everything in life.

@teresahowick5197 3 жыл бұрын

Same!

@mayan6280 3 жыл бұрын

SAME

@tanyahandley3466 3 жыл бұрын

When he was talking about all the houses I really thought he was going to say the loud house. Don't judge me it's actually a very down to earth show, I watch it with my nephews.

@caleypollock4931 3 жыл бұрын

Okay but LITERALLY

@xonk9691 3 жыл бұрын

Same bro

@G0IDFlSH 3 жыл бұрын

Danny so be looking like the rich white kid on the tennis team.

@iEatGlue6969 3 жыл бұрын

this vid is the the best one ive seen so far

@thatminecrafter4464 3 жыл бұрын

Never did I think i’d hear the phrase “hacky sacked into oblivion” but ok danny go off

@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 3 жыл бұрын

gonna steal that lmao

@TheDonSapius 3 жыл бұрын

Believe it or not I've heard it multiple times from people not on the internet... Including myself... Sorry I'm not kidding. Lol.

@yourlocaldissapointment7808 3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@cosmonauteable9151 2 жыл бұрын

go off, like an alarm?

@anxiousaardvark1923 3 жыл бұрын

Danny looks like he is about to go golfing with his rich dad

@luisabrunialti5714 3 жыл бұрын

his vampire mafia leader rich dad

@GabrielaEmerique 3 жыл бұрын

His Kurtis rich rich daddy who plays golf 🤔

@simone635 3 жыл бұрын

PLEASE

@simone635 3 жыл бұрын

Luisa Brunialti PLEIAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAH

@gummilatte1618 3 жыл бұрын

I read goldfishing and idk why but that made more sense to me

@haterodiadordeplantao.680 2 жыл бұрын

your reactions are the best part of the videos, man

@eccentric_bilbo 3 жыл бұрын

Shit man, don't know why i wasn't watching u all this time, but today i remembered ur channel and decided to give a try, and I'm thankful for ur content, for u what u do. Great stuff man. Watching all ur videography rn

@thedonpurplemanradiohour2508 3 жыл бұрын

Drew gooden: *current events* Danny: THESE KIDS DID WHAT?

@maisierose654 3 жыл бұрын

Haha why did u put Danny twice tho

@cosmicberry6096 3 жыл бұрын

Yea Danny just made two videos

@kennaschafer612 3 жыл бұрын

I watched Drew's video right before this lmaoo

@maxbaltz4671 3 жыл бұрын

THESE KIDS ARE BONKERS

@ragnarok9234 3 жыл бұрын

@@kennaschafer612 danny*

@likeapro4242 3 жыл бұрын

As a person who isn’t Russian, has never been to Russia, and doesn’t know anybody who is Russian and/or has been to Russia, I can confirm with 100% certainty that people throw pandas around in Russia

@phinksu 3 жыл бұрын

You seem like an expert, man

@user-gp7ln1vk6h 3 жыл бұрын

you are absolutely right, sir

@kiranstarr4359 3 жыл бұрын

Ah, so I see you're the authority on this subject

@squirrelchildproductions8207 3 жыл бұрын

Oh great! it's so nice to see an expert on the subject. thank you

@kobisjeruk 3 жыл бұрын

I can confirm that is in fact 100% true. I'm also not from Russia.

@aubre5432 Жыл бұрын

Weirdly enough, I heard your music before I knew who you were, and I absolutely loved it!

@melanies7468 2 жыл бұрын

I love how innocent Danny is here 5:30 😭

@browhat9055 3 жыл бұрын

My dyslexic self thought the title was “Bothering straight people”

@averyfae 3 жыл бұрын

Well

@shawnsommers7490 3 жыл бұрын

Me too😂

@lm7677 3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was straight people bother me

@thatoneguy9582 3 жыл бұрын

[L•M] i mean mood

@nebula318 3 жыл бұрын

Ya I know

@marsbars2286 3 жыл бұрын

aren’t arent every single one of his tiktoks just harassment?

@hornetisvoider 3 жыл бұрын

What @holly said

@zeyna4 3 жыл бұрын

theyre clearly staged no one actually acts like that when someone walks up to you like that

@sakuranovaryan9261 3 жыл бұрын

@@holly___ thank go they were but I hope no kid gets inspired by this and does this in real life

@jovie8534 3 жыл бұрын

Moomin

@greenguyinpfp6565 2 жыл бұрын

@@sakuranovaryan9261 Yeah, that’s my main issue. So many kids on Tiktok will think it’s ok to harass people like this. Disgusting

@Blossomstar-do5gb 2 жыл бұрын

0:53 the backyardigans- I had no idea this guy new that show. I LOVE THAT SHOW TO THIS DAY STILL

@tabbyquartz 3 жыл бұрын

14:10 ITS NOT OVER I CAN STAY HERE AND LEAVE IT PAUSED. *sobs*

@sophiahanson1333 3 жыл бұрын

"Pregnant" girl asked him a question: "Ты что, больной?", which is translated as "Are you sick"? (meaning sick in the head) Actually, Danny found a goldmine of cringe here. Russian mainstream TikTok is one of the cringiest segments of TikTok ever.

@styxzayyad3854 3 жыл бұрын

i feel like yall have not seen some mainstream middle eastern tiktoks- as a Lebanese person, we do have cool tiktokers... and then we have the chavs of the middle east.

@eveandaedrul 3 жыл бұрын

Never look up Turkish tiktoks.

@12345678abracadabra 3 жыл бұрын

Indian tiktoks ftw

@CelesticCF 3 жыл бұрын

@@styxzayyad3854 "chavs of the middle east" As a Brit, I'm weak

@rlawrence678 3 жыл бұрын

Do walk the!prank next

@andreaswall6500 2 жыл бұрын

i have never been so uncomfortable that i start crying Until today

@PolarVR 2 жыл бұрын

Boy: *kisses girl Girl: "tAkE A bReAK hAVe a KIt kAt"

@puppycharmss 3 жыл бұрын

please make an “i’m not perfect but i’m gonna die soon” shirt

@ryton3 3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@marsbars1318 3 жыл бұрын

YES

@ThemanthelegendKenny 3 жыл бұрын

YES HAGA

@o_limie_cosplay_o 3 жыл бұрын

Y E S

@safyakhan7857 3 жыл бұрын

YES

@orion2826 3 жыл бұрын

TikTok Guy: *feeds candy to girls* Girls: ❤ ❤ 👅

@jeikobuappu 3 жыл бұрын

@user deceased Lmao straight girls don't want that shit either

@nutella7330 3 жыл бұрын

They even feed girls Nutella 😔

@bellenesatan 3 жыл бұрын

@user deceased Steamrolled girls*

@aure4330 3 жыл бұрын

Jeikobuappu They means the straight girl stereotype

@NopWorks 3 жыл бұрын

@user deceased So straight girls isn't a subset of regular girls now? It seems I can't keep up with the pace everybody else is running at anymore.

@KvaglyArt 9 ай бұрын

Very late to this, but as a Russian I can confirm that you’re guaranteed to get a panda thrown at your feet as soon as you step outside.

@littlestdumpling.963 2 жыл бұрын

This is the first video of Danny I'm watching and as soon as I saw the picture on the wall, I paused the video and thought it was my brain doing tricks but I smudged my eyes and saw again, understood, resumed the video, subbed after. 😶

@tangerinesfolga3243 3 жыл бұрын

10:42 “Ты что, больной?!” - “What are you, a psycho?!”

@maracutler4998 3 жыл бұрын

thank you!!!

@BigManLettuce 3 жыл бұрын

Or, 'What are you, sick?!'

@_zukin_ 3 жыл бұрын

Lettuce Vibes i think “sick” is more about physical level. Like some tumor. “Ты чо, больной?" Is really about dumbness. So psycho is more right, I think

@legendaryoutcast4440 3 жыл бұрын

Actually said "is that the best you got?!"

@annakaras4691 3 жыл бұрын

@@_zukin_ зависит от того, стоит ли запятая перед "больной". по идее не должна. потому что значение "ты че с ума сошел".

@justanormaldude3772 3 жыл бұрын

Danny back at it again with the romantic sketches with himself.

@anthonyj1010 3 жыл бұрын

Dang Daniel

@ennaday4765 3 жыл бұрын

Talk about self love

@eduardodasilvaroque7415 3 жыл бұрын

I want Vampire dad season 2 in europe

@BiologyIsHot 3 жыл бұрын

Oh no is that an intentional reference to that dani girl's Marilyn Monroe song?

@keshabaryal8789 3 жыл бұрын

Damn

@Paradox_huh 2 жыл бұрын

"I will kill again for a crunch bar!" we're just gonna ignore the 'again'. 😁👍🏿

@sidalee4891 3 жыл бұрын

no because danny is the funniest person ever i was watching him in class and my teacher called on me and i was gasping for air😭✋

@ironicappreciation4374 3 жыл бұрын

“What I haven’t seen until now is a content backyard” so you’re just gonna undermine everything Phineas and Ferb have ever done just like that huh

@silverdrag0n_ 3 жыл бұрын

BRUH

@averyboyd8911 3 жыл бұрын

YESSSSSSSSSS

@dannyadams17 3 жыл бұрын

they didn’t do that for clout tho they did that for themselves and their friends

@vay5540 3 жыл бұрын

@@dannyadams17 but it was still c o n t e n t

@amsies2711 3 жыл бұрын

This deserves more likes

@henriquepadovese4335 3 жыл бұрын

That’s the horniest backyard in Russia probably

@stasialii 2 жыл бұрын

fr tho 😭

@scout_427 2 жыл бұрын

“Probably” 💀

@kxnz4049 2 жыл бұрын

BAHAHAHA

@echobutihavenolastname5058 2 жыл бұрын

The Bangyardagains.

@Elsa-zk8kg 2 жыл бұрын

@Deevelkat180 learn how to spell kid.

@theschoolstories3833 11 ай бұрын

when danny was talking about the "im not perfect but im limited edition" shirt would be perfect for a merch promo time, like "you know whats also limited edition? new greg merch"

@sol-yx9xn 2 жыл бұрын

i thought this was called "straight people bothering people." still mostly works.

@iforgotmynameagain9512 2 жыл бұрын

I love your pfp!

@sol-yx9xn 2 жыл бұрын

@@iforgotmynameagain9512 awe thanks i love yours!!

@narb3766 3 жыл бұрын

When she gave him a candy bar after he kissed her, she was just giving out candy for cuties

@EmilZo 3 жыл бұрын

narb 😂

@catto2280 3 жыл бұрын

narb coc lol

@miaomiaumiaw 3 жыл бұрын

Which vid was the candy for cuties thing fron

@miaomiaumiaw 3 жыл бұрын

@Lady Succulent thank u baby

@theoheinle3023 3 жыл бұрын

"I may not be perfect, but i'm gonna die pretty soon" - Danny

@abby566 3 жыл бұрын

@Kaden20197 hush your name is kaden

@verybored822 3 жыл бұрын

@@abby566 lmaoo

@toastandbutter7367 3 жыл бұрын

@abby is flabby oh damn- lmao

@silverMOVED 3 жыл бұрын

me too

@lydialaeke6647 3 жыл бұрын

When I get old I’m going to buy that shirt... no one can stop me

@pupperkatp5211 Жыл бұрын

personally i would be terrified if someone walked up and shoved candy in my mouth because i’d be terrified i just got drugged

@sofastealer0253 2 жыл бұрын

Danny looks like he’s gonna go to a yacht crash the engine and get out saying “now let’s get started with the video”

@franksloe5087 3 жыл бұрын

Translation is: "Approach others around you with a sense of respect" The pregnant lady says: "are you sick!?"

@sickleds 3 жыл бұрын

thank you!

@norahk7406 3 жыл бұрын

thanks!

@albedox6428 3 жыл бұрын

Ah, yes, very sense make much :)

@thebookgoddess7380 3 жыл бұрын

thank u!!

@finn596 3 жыл бұрын

⚫👄⚫ 🎀 👖 👡👡 Thank you

@Rachy2049 3 жыл бұрын

How do Danny and Drew expect us to believe they’re two seperate people when they always have the exact same upload schedule

@ayyyayay 3 жыл бұрын

yeah drew uploaded 1 hour later this video

@cheetosrawrz 3 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly

@user-yr3my9fh7m 3 жыл бұрын

Even Kurtis uploaded along with them.

@plague6566 3 жыл бұрын

Maybe an impostor type of thing bro seems kinda sus

@bladekick6405 3 жыл бұрын

Lol I really got the two videos confused and forgot witch one I watched.

@FollowerofDuck Жыл бұрын

probably the horniest backyard in the history of anything 🧍‍♀️

@Ridmey 3 жыл бұрын

Danny and drew are the only ones to make sponsors entertaining

@chloeroloson 8 ай бұрын

Cody Ko's are so funny

@megan9972 3 жыл бұрын

Why does danny look like the uncle who barbecues shrimp skewers and thinks ketchup is a garnish

@sam.2094 3 жыл бұрын

That is extremely specific but you’re not wrong

@ikhouvanchips9127 3 жыл бұрын

I- are you okay

@engineergaming1111 3 жыл бұрын

But wha- wha- but why is that so specific

@nelloed 3 жыл бұрын

"you know i had to do it to em" kinda vibes lmao

@ravenroosterr3850 3 жыл бұрын

if he gets a moustache he would look like the Mexican version of that. not saying all mexicans have moustaches because that would be racist. only the mexican *MEN*

@lisastormo5803 3 жыл бұрын

As someone with a serious nut allergy: these nutella attacks gives me anxiety

@bluerose536 3 жыл бұрын

Oh same

@zamzammahamed275 3 жыл бұрын

But then a nutella lover here that finds it creep🤣🤣🤣

@jamesw9633 3 жыл бұрын

As someone with a not super serious nut allergy, they did the same

@andrewbranscum7337 3 жыл бұрын

I have a serious nut allergy to but not to tree nuts only peanuts

@cezlock8209 3 жыл бұрын

@@andrewbranscum7337 same here but the mention of “nut” is still a bit alarming anyways

@CatsBreadBikes Жыл бұрын

This video is the perfect length to watch while im in the shower. I will watch any video of yours on any subject if it's this length. Ill even turn on notifications once i send this comment to become Greg. Ty

@grumpy_kat5132 10 ай бұрын

Gotta love those candies for cuties, I mean he is in the future so I suppose their guess was quite accurate.

@thatguy4996 3 жыл бұрын

“Just takes this girls property and hackeysacks it into oblivion” is now my favorite line 7:31

@Pinklemonaii 3 жыл бұрын

It’s so weird I happened to read this AS he said it haha

@MrMan-bn3mg 3 жыл бұрын

I agree

@RayhartTwins 3 жыл бұрын

Never thought it would be possible to make straight american tik tok look tolerable.

@memegreggreg2741 3 жыл бұрын

So true lmfao

@Amanda-ie4vw 3 жыл бұрын

Omg the legends are hereee

@moniqueboura9330 3 жыл бұрын

literally JUST watched your plastic surgery video lol

@katyagalkina9044 3 жыл бұрын

there are worse tik toks on russian tik tok 💞💞

@butterytomatoes747 3 жыл бұрын

So being straight is bad now? Stop

@wlaasafa6876 2 жыл бұрын

omg is nobody gonna talk about what happened at 8:45 😭😭😭😭😭

@Poppehh Жыл бұрын

Danny. You help me through everyday, your humor helps me forget about wanting to sh.

@colbluberries 3 жыл бұрын

no one: straight tik tok: sexually harassing strangers go brrr

@budgetyoutubechannel6128 3 жыл бұрын

ah yes, but when you call not straight tik toks bad your'e the spawn of satan 😐

@imzipperoni 3 жыл бұрын

@@budgetyoutubechannel6128 huh?

@Dog-ml2rh 3 жыл бұрын

@@budgetyoutubechannel6128 I hate the cringey side of Tik Tok but as soon as you even dare criticize alt Tik Tok everyone just gets mad.

@budgetyoutubechannel6128 3 жыл бұрын

@@Dog-ml2rh (sorry im a dumbass) what is Alt tik tok?

@Dog-ml2rh 3 жыл бұрын

@@budgetyoutubechannel6128 Alt Tik Tok is basically people that dress grunge or people that do cosplay. Basically the opposite of straight Tik Tok.

@JustinY. 3 жыл бұрын

If TikTok ever shuts down,we'll probably have a Vine 2.0 scenario where all its creators move to KZfaq, for better or for worse.

@choerryerim 3 жыл бұрын

true dat.

@schwoop5699 3 жыл бұрын

I hate how you might be right

@dup4life 3 жыл бұрын

oh no

@K_amonger 3 жыл бұрын

f o r w o r s e duh

@ohitsrusher842 3 жыл бұрын

I got to a Justin Y comment before 100 likes im so proud

@nano6162 2 жыл бұрын

5:30 I love how Danny doesn’t know what they mean by “ in this state” 💀

@oliversherman2414 2 жыл бұрын

I love your channel keep up the great stuff!

@cringeloser222 3 жыл бұрын

Him: harassing people Also him: wHy tHeY mAd

@thatrandomaccount4342 3 жыл бұрын

169likes so I can’t like sryryryryyryr