remember, he's not actually fast enough to dodge an axe. he's just trying to convince you he is because in reality every point went into charisma

I was literally going to say “the campaign was so short that I’m surprised he got 45 minutes of highlights” and halfway through he’s playing picross lol

Man with an entire food pyramid tier for mayonnaise avoids pistachios over Health Concerns

Idk why so many people try to charge him with a battle axe, he'll dodge it every time.

I think you guys underestimate how long jerma was hyperventilating during Big Brain Academy. This man was doing math with his LIFE on the line and was *Failing*

Jerma's spiral of accidental Toad racism was so funny.

I think the funnier thing about the toad stuff was implying that the two jobs he'd have to work in order to support all of his kids is both being a golf commentator and then immediately playing the same game he's commentating.

The birth of the "I can dodge a battleaxes" lie that he keeps telling us like he's still the fit and strong gym rat he was 15 years ago.

Once again I love this 45 minute and 48 second video filled EXCLUSIVELY with Mario Golf content and nothing else

If holly doesnt come at Jerma with a foam nerf axe when he least expects it at some point to see how well he can dodge it i will be very disappointed.

jerma does the toad voice at 4:57 and stops (hopefully forever) at 5:24

the assertion that jerma could dodge an axe if you swung it at him is literally the only thing stopping him from going into a meltdown at any given moment

His Toad voice was spine-chilling.

Very glad he plans on signing the Controller Standardization Act

The man that can't take off a jumper too quickly and hurts himself laughing is going to dodge an axe

Jerma’s so fast his brain got left behind

That Toad impression is downright Lovecraftian

5:40 jerma talking how mario characters have a really weird way of comunication, makes me think that jerma could be an actual mario character disguising as a "normal human being".

18:35 "Come on! They have one female servicing a large group of males. That implies a species that lays eggs." "Oh my God, you're crazy! They're so obviously mammals!" "Please! She'd be in estrus 24/7 if she didn't lay eggs." "Toads don't lay eggs! I won't tell you this again! Toadsworth has a f***ing beard! They're mammals!"

I love how his first example of practical knowledge is someone surprise attacks you with a battle axe

Jerma being completely convinced that mushrooms lay eggs is certainly one of the things that have happened

oh this is just GREAT... ANOTHER Jerma stream to sit through. My day is ruined.

i personally think jerma's next big stream should consist of him trying to file his taxes and pay rent but every 5 minutes someone comes into the room to annoy him

2022 and he's still malding over the mario tennis stream from 2018, hope he has a legendary meltdown in this game too

Jerma bragging about his girlfriend plugging in a cable with minimal wiggle room is quite humorous yet charming

Strength build golfer is an unbelievably good title

I skipped to a random point in the video, and this guy transitions immediately from trying to attack Toad because he’s the most vulnerable person out on the course, to getting a full golf swing right to the balls and complaining about improper golf etiquette. Who is this guy. Who the fuck am I WATCHING

1:37 "Don't I beat the shit out of these people on a daily basis? Why are they, like, fans of mine?" Jerma has never seen Dragonball Z.

"I'm a visual savant. Except for that one, and that one, and that other visual test too..."

I remember not being able to understand what the hell Jerma was on during some of his Big Brain Academy excuses and rants. I haven't slept for 36 hours and now it literally makes perfect sense. I've gone from "looga this idiot not understand how bugs work" to "yeah what the FUCK they're not cold blooded they barely have any blood yeah right on jerma you'd think of a lizard". I just had to lower myself to his level

Wait he's 37??? In a few years he'll be streaming nothing but puzzle games and sports simulators

I went to sleep with jerma clips in the background, I have not felt so bad in a long time

Jerma’s toad smoked for 60 years straight

wait until jerma finds out fungi are closer related to animals than they are to plants

I thought she was gonna surprise him with an axe but she was nice and plugged the dumb man's headphones in

For some reason the words "Pink Yoshi fucked up big time" is hilarious to me.

Seeing Birdo next to a Mii makes this game have an air of the fetishistic that I am not prepared for...

Jerma may be able to dodge an ax with perfect frame precision, but how well can he swing an ax?

Everytime he pauses like that in any dialog game I already know I'm gonna hear the worst voice

36:25 Jerma confirms that he IS in fact the scout from team fortress

is there a compilation of all the times Jerma has mentioned being able to dodge a battle axe?

"I'm NOT GOING TO PLAY PICROSS" I swear at this point I may as well just skip a minute ahead to the picross section since the golf section's over apparently

Boomer streamer enjoys elderly citizens' favorite pastime.

"R1 R1 R1 R1" His first interaction with this world was terrible and violent.

"The navel orangeworm feeds on a variety of fruits and nuts and is the most damaging caterpillar in pistachio. Almonds, figs, pomegranates, and walnuts are also major hosts. The pistachio nut is susceptible to infestation as soon as hull split occurs." Worms are in pistachios

Jerma the egg-layer doesn't realise there's any other way of reproduction

I wonder if this guy could dodge an axe

Imagine watching this video and not knowing Jerma is responding to chat

Shooter mcgavin’s response is a very Jerma response. Although Jerma would proceed to talk at length about how he doesn’t even know what shit tastes like.

the segment where jerma is unabashedly racist towards toads fucking slays me lol

I like how some sprinting at him with a battle ax has happened to him so much that it's now a "practical occurrence"

My theory is that Mushroom Kingdom is like a Westworld style theme park a million years in the future when science has advanced so much that the world is indistinguishable from VR. You can change ur body out like “skins” etc and the entire of Mushroom Kingdom is set up for the guest (Mario) to play a game for entertainment. My dad works at Nintendo and he confirmed this for me.

Is your Brain capable of dodging a Battle Axe in point-blank range?

27:54 I thought he was talking about the pixel art and I fucking lost it

4:08 - Jeremy almost escaped the simulation

"golf camp" sounds like the most bougie shit

I had no idea Mario Golf was like this. This looks way more fun than Wii Sports golf

Hey, Toad, did you lay this egg?

41:04 Jerma summoning his inner New York Taxi Driver

As always, thank you so much for this!

The phrase “Strength Build Golfer” is absurdly funny to me and I have no idea why

Wow I can’t believe this golf game has! Really revolutionary when they decide to put new stuff in like. Good job!

17:27 "you don't understand, toad fucks"

i really loved the part when he got an actual axe irl and murdered that family of 4 in front of chat, it was really cool

Him confusing Big Brain Academy with Brain Age has to have been a bit. I refuse to believe otherwise

“You don’t understand. Toad *fucks* .“ Best chat message ever read.

it was too big to be considered a driver, too heavy, too rough, it would have been more accurate to call it a mace

35:30 That's one fast caterpillar.

44:44 LOL he IS self aware sometimes

5:02 the bird from don't hug me I'm scared

I believe that Jerma would dodge the axe because there's that clip of him snapping a bug out of the air with his fingers while he was drunk

4:52 RARE OTTO MOMENT :D

his toad voice sends shivers down my spine

jerma being bad at brain age and defaulting to his physical battle capabilities is so funny

definitely right up there in my list of top ten streamers who could definitely dodge an axe

Golf

Jerma should get lessons over the winter and come back with the first stream of the year being a 9 hole stream

Another day, another jerma video of a stream where no eldritch horror where unleashed. Yep.

“Its the perfect controller” complains about said controller the entire rest of the video 💀

Jerma releases a golf video on my birthday? This truly is the best birthday present.

the hot mic joke has me dying 😂😂

i think my favourite part of the stream was him talking about how amazing the switch controller is and then ranting for the rest of the stream about how it wasn't working properly

his toad impression was unnerving

i will never feel prepared for the toad voice

20:45 I declare this . . . good enough!

Making Jerma play Big Brain is just a humiliation ritual

Very nice. Let’s see Paul Allen dodge an axe

30:20 oh shit... That's where his name comes from... Small crazy world...

Today was the first time I ever heard of "golf camp", I didn't realize Jerma was upper class.

I'm getting golf ads during this video lmao very appropriate

why do we need toad mating lore?

Jerma is a HIMBO

watching Jerma try and complete brain age puzzles is like watching those commercials for shitty mobile games. they make you want to buy them because you know you could do better

I fell asleep wathing this video and had a terrible day the next day, thank you Jerma

Another Chargin’ Chuck W.

Road zerks off in the Forest

"I'm not saying Toad's an animal, but..."

"Would you like to see the perfect controller?" as he proceeds to get mad at the controller

Jerma teaching chat how to play picross is one of my favourite tropes

Yay battle axe lessons from Dolph Hauldhagen THE INSTRUCT ORR