"Stevie Wonder can see how drunk you are" I DIED HAHAHAHAHA

i love that she always just sticks a piece of paper on the wall behind her with the name of the place it takes place in instead of using a greenscreen. it killssss me. (ps great video as always)

Lynette is my favorite character I'm so invested in her life.

“No were not being held up again” omfg I’m trying to sleep Mary you’re too funny I can’t 😂

Title is perfection. Had to click

"Don't laugh at me! Yes, it did impact me!" You are such a hilarious writer with great comedic delivery. Love it.

bitch are those WAFFLE HOUSE EARRINGS. this is everything.

I use to wait tables and drunks were always the best tippers....BTW love those earrings! :-)

I'm the assistant manager at my waffle house. Thank you SO much for this wonderful video. Absolutely hilarious

I love Lynette. She reminds me of my Aunt, sassy and don't take no crap but has a heart of gold.

I find your roles plays just as, if not more entertaining as any show on tv!

I lived the hard life...in lock up! Stop laughing at me! You are too much! I just love your videos!

Lynette and our Sparkly Friend in one day?!!! Thank you, Mary!!!

Lynette is such a sweetie! Looking after her drunk friends like a lovely mother duck :)

Same "uuhhh" joke as the mcdowell's roleplay...love it ❤️❤️

The earrings, hat and the menu had me sold! This is awesome 🤗

I'M WEAK Y'ALL HER EARRINGSSSSSSSSSSSS

Seriously talented. You should have been an actress. It comes super natural for you and your so quick with the jokes and humor.

Oh my god this is just perfect. Stevie Wonder could tell how drunk you are 😂. I've got to hold you up 😂. This was awesome 😊. Thanks Mary 😊.

Hang on a second.... Is she wearing Waffle House earrings?🤔

Thanks for posting videos almost everyday ! :) You're so talented !

Sparkly Friend AND Lynette in one day! Be still, my heart. I should be paying you for how much entertainment I get from your channel.

Omelettes while drunk is absolutely the worst idea. Should’ve gone with the steak lol

I don't like breakfast food and i don't eat meat so idk what I'm doing here but I guess my drunk ass brought me here 😂

I just went to Waffle House for the first time Friday 😂 this reminds me of my waitress that I got LOL

WAFFLE HOUSE EARRINGS OMG

I love how Lynette both scolds and mothers them, so funny and sweet.

How did you even think of this 😂

Wow, this was spectacular, Mary! I was captivated---you're quite the actress! Thank you so much for this!!

Mary, thank you for the laughter. This video was wonderful. Simultaneously comforting and hilarious.

I was laughing 90% of this😂😂😂

“Ohhh god, y’all know me.” 😂 This is so funny, I don’t know how I never saw this video! Your role plays always crack me up. You’ve made my day, thank you, Mary x

You have become my favorite ASMRtist. Your videos are so simple and relaxing. Complete talent! Keep it up :)

God I love your roleplays 😆😆 they're sooo funny and you're an amazing actress!

Stevie wounder can see how drunk you are 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

This is what I have been waiting for my whole life!!

Mary you just get better and better at least I will go to sleep with a smile on my Face

This made me so happy. Your acting and writing are so damn good!

THE ROLEPLAY EVERYONE WAS WAITING FOR

Part 2 please

I remember seeing this suggestion in the comments of another video. So awesome. Thank you.

I SAW THE COMMENT REQUESTING THIS LMAO I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

"Stevie Wonder can see how drunk y'all are" I AM SCREECHING 😂😂😂😂😂

i'VE been the drunk in the diner before, brings back funny but painful memories. Great Job ,I like it.

Keep up the Lynette roleplays. I am loving your roleplays. I'm listening to them right now to help me through a hard time I'm going through with my family. My mom was just in the hospital, and your roleplays are a perfect distraction. Keep up the great work.

First the sparkly friend now Lynette? My day is complete :)

We've been waiting for this

I just had to leave the guy I was seeing because he was cheating and the talk about relationships actually really helped. I've been crying all day, not knowing what to do, and watching your ASMR videos has helped calm me down and distract me. Thank you so much for making them

Charity and Lynnette in one day! We are blessed! I love her new job!

If Friends was set in South Carolina lmao

Encore you crease me up. You are the best.

Omg I love this one!!!!! Your voice is always so relaxing too. U have such an amazing talent ! Thank you so much for all these videos lately I am getting spoiled here!😄

Holy snap your acting is amazing

I actually can't breathe...I needed some laughs today😂😂😂

I worked at IHOP for a few years, I love this 👏🏻

You are hilarious, so creative, and awesome! Love all of your videos!

Yes that's all I can say is yesss this is everything

You are truly my favorite asmr creator!!

This is killer funny lmao 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

you are the best sitcom I watch !!!!!

I don't watch your videos for tingles or to fall asleep I watch them cuz it's like I'm talking to someone

The fact that Lynette s based on a real person makes this so much better xD this is better than Netflix

😂😂 super southern twang 😂😂 love it, miss living in Tennessee. Miss the twang

Omg this video made me so hungry thinking about all the food! 😂 great work as always Mary 💖

This is awesome 👏

Mary your outfit in this video, along with this video, is everything.

There should be a whole other category for you. You are a wonder!! Plus, you made me hungry.

Thank you for making me giggle

great as always! your roleplays are the best. please make a roleplay at a video store!! like, the last Blockbuster or something, haha.

The saga of Lynette keeps me going.

Perfect video to relax after an interesting night

This. Was. Fantastic. I saw on my subscriptions that you had a Sparkly Friend video AND a Lynette video within hours of each other and it was a tough choice which to watch first!!

Keep it up best roleplay ever

It's not ASMR, but it IS funny. You are just bloody brilliant!

love your videos

How dare KZfaq unsubscribe me from your channel. I am offended. I'm sick of this dumb glitch. I'm so glad your video popped up in my suggested videos. I love your videos and will continue to support your channle

Brilliant!!

"Who closes the door?" You're my spirit animal. I tend to overuse this phrase, but I mean it this time.

Happy birthday Ronnie

I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS...

"STEVIE WONDER CAN SEE HOW DRUNK YOU ARE" XD HAHAHA

"oh well its nice to know that I look like a chainsaw." MEEEEEEEE.

Go from Sparkly Friend to Lynette😂! It's like Sparkly Friend fell from grace!

You are wonderful!

Your role plays are the best! You should consider being an actress that's how good you are!

Omg I love you sooo much 💗💗

This woman is a treasure. I love her!

Omg hidden Lynette treasure! 😍 Why haven't I seen this!

This character reminds me a lot of Joyce Price from Life is Strange, except funnier! Loved this honey, keep it up❤❤😘

One for your showreel when you go pro as an actor :)

You are too good...lol.. omg😂🤣😂😁😉

Is there any chance of getting this added to the Lynette playlist please? It's my go-to for sleeping and I'd love to have it there ❤

too faced !!!!!! omg i love you so much

Now I want some waffles.

I NEVER CLICKED SO FAST

Don't release anything from either end. Ha ha.

I wish Lynette was my aunt

You tell em Lynette

U haven't done a whisper video in a while can u try in do something with your jewelry? Thx love u videos!

Camden? Nathanville? Are you referencing a certain tv show?