Joseph Lien You should've picked pandas. You can't go wrong with pandas.

Sounds like that was pats mum and not a real bear

Unstoppable force versus immovable object

Hippo vs the GUN

An angry Hippat on living tank controls

Truely the Apex predator

@@Heavysweating Actually a Hippo's skin alone weighs one metric ton. The hunting of Hippo's is illegal not because the hunter is a danger to the hippo, but because you are more likely to get it angry and have it kill you.

So sloths live with social anxiety? Found my spirit animal

Oh, that might become something really sad and horrifying, if we don't even know what they're feeling....

Hey. Fuck you for making sloths cool.

Im only doing what NASA couldn’t

dont give nasa an idea. Ages later, that space sloths gonna destroy earth.

aeiou aeiou aeiou

A more energetic sloth is just an anteater.

The Angry Finger You just need to get within Aggro range. Then the mother will come

@@PKFIORE too right, would you classify that as a companion dependant buff?

The real question is, why would you choose to die such a terrible, painful death?

But how aggro would a bear gets if i touch his Spagghet?

Hippo don't give no fucks, why do you think T-Rexes aren't around anymore but Hippos are just chilling crushing watermelons?

the crocodile was talkin a lot of shit for a nigga within voring distance

Are we sure the crocodile didn’t eat the hippo from the inside? I haven’t seen this video but if the hippo didn’t chew it with those giant teeth and literally swallowed it alive I’m pretty sure the crocodile ate its guts from the inside

@@C29Chris fuck me, this is a video that exists? A hippo eating a croc and a croc eating it from the inside?

Habadashery Jones I didn’t like vore before but now I want less to do with it than ever

Spoken like a man who's never before seen the damage that a kangaroo (and it's claws) can inflict. I mean, I'd take on a roo long before a raptor, but at least a raptor isn't going to cave my chest in with a kick.

I got attacked by a Wombat (and yes I know how stupid that sounds) when I camped near Port Welshpool and bitten by a Possum because it wanted my Fries in some Park in Melbourne when I was Down Under for a month, so I completely agree with you that the wildlife there is ridiculously angry and capable. I still think that his comparison is weird tho, mainly because of one thing. Imagine a Raptor jumping around like a Kangaroo. At least that's the image that popped into my head when he said it.

MESS WITH THE WOMBAT YOU GET THE COMBAT

I'll take a Hippo over a bladed Kangaroo

Tekken would agree

Hippos have a killing intent towards anything and everything that moves.

Hippos and box jellyfish. Most underrated killers of the animal kingdom.

But think of the massive exp if I win???

It's fine, I brought marbles

Apparently Hippos are really fast on land as well so running isn't gonna be easy

@@CyberShinobiX the only way you can survive running from a hippo is if you have enough of a head start for it to get tired and slow down

LOTS of them do not have the correct shelter or enough employees to take care of them enough. Even my zoo in my town I noticed that lots of the water was not clean for the animal’s. And especially the temperature of the environment for lots of animals isn’t that good either.

@@gdadder "clean water" is a relative term. Whats clean to them, isn't clean to us. They're wild animals. Their water doesn't need to be fit for human consumption.

Jake well this water I’m talking about was fully green and you couldn’t see to the bottom of the water dish so lol

geardog24 I mean depends on where you draw the line between Pity and Love

Heartless or not that shit scared the fuck out of me in House of the dead 3.

I mean, can I just be socially amiable with a sloth? Love is a big step.

It depends on if they have 2 toes, or three, because one of those can go extinct and nobody would care. I'll let you decide which one is which. Sloths are in the upper echelon of adorable mammals though

Keep in mind that, if you were to hug a sloth in the wild, you'd be overwhelmed with all the moths, insects, moss, fungi that live in the sloth's fur. They're so slow moving that they become literal non-harmful ecosystems for tiny organisms. So, if a person hates any of the above, they might hate a sloth as a result.

The patch notes are in. They seem to nerf a type of japanese frog... Damn it Sakurai.

Dingalow Hippos are expected to get a rework in Nature v2.12; Hippos will get 400 ms light attacks, a 700 ms Unblockable grab, and a dodge roll with increased i-frames.

Then you will have to wait until the next dlc patch that will add new species of animals that were just discovered.

The Highest Quality Slushy dude straight up ate hippos and bull water buffalo. That’s fucking insane

She's super cute and she's in The Good Place

@@mrman6035 she died? Hope she didnt go out like a punk

Who the hell is Kristen Bell?

@GamerBear Jinmen

CyberShinobiX that's bullshit. I just like saying if someone uses a gun to kill someone then kill should go to the gun. Komodo dragons are fucking beast and they know what they're doing. That's like saying if someone poisoned someone the kill should go to the poison, not the animal. Thus eliminating venomous snakes and scorpions.

the Komodo dragon is an exception to the rule given that their method is an adaptation and if the animal naturally produces the poison or venom it also counts but seeing as Mosquito's simply act as carriers of diseases and the disease is neither naturally produced by them nor an adaptation they do not deserve credit for it

Mosquitos need their care package so just let them have their assist points.

Dempsey Roll WITH claws? Fuck that. XD

If you think about it, hippos are kinda like man's natural predator since human orginate from Africa. It probably in their genes to attack us.

Every day I wake up and ask myself..... What does hippo taste like?

Hippos are not hyper killers, they are just really territorial. If you don't go into their territory they will leave you alone. You can stand right next to a hippo pond and they wont even look at you. But if you touch that fucking pond, prepare to die. There's a reason why the majority of their victims are fishermen.

I'm surprised there wasn't a hippo horror movie. Or fuck, a hippo boss animal in Resident Evil. XD

Because he is the one planning and designing the damn thing.

Wade Spencer oooh. That makes sense.

You have to admit cars are pretty OP against most animals

Cars are weak to ungulate-damage.

Who's to say that deers don't intentionally cause car crashes

A furry dressed like a hippo.

@@RanMouri82, a Hippo dressed like a furry

@@diegomedina9637 Okay, that is FAR more formidable.

Scalies

That's one of those Canadian jokes right?

Giant allergic

You can watch it live if you catch it on in the morning, but after that you'll just need to listen without the visuals or subscribe to their Twitch channel.

I bet you are black.

I bet you’re both right

They also have a death stare which scares the shit out of me.