Suspended Driver Dials In From Dashboard

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Hi Friends!
Today I want to talk about the viral sensation Corey Harris caused when he zoomed into court for his suspended license case while driving.
I also talk about ridiculously heavy babies and the time I was asked to hold one for 5 minutes and my life almost changed forever.
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@JoshJohnsonComedy 19 күн бұрын

Hi Friends make sure to subscribe. Goal is 600k by July 30th

@Yarnballer 19 күн бұрын

You definitely need to show yourself on camera when doing Zoom court so that there is no question it is you participating in the trial. One judge in Atlanta even requires your Zoom ID/device ID be your name. If things don’t match you are not credited for appearing. Some courts not only use Zoom but also have official KZfaq channels since courts are supposed to be open to the public. Some wipe content at end of day, some don’t. The difference even between states … it’s up to each judge and judges in the same state can do things differently. There are also legal (ie, lawyers) content creators who provide color commentary. Amazing the number of people with suspended/revoked licenses who don’t stop to think of calling in from a park. PS: Judge Simpson ROCKS when it comes to dignifying a defendant (ie, not ripping someone a new one) when giving them an appropriate check on their comprehension of reality. If you ever want to see him in his prime, search for his Moorish Sovereign Citizen videos.

@michaeleggimann106 19 күн бұрын

Yeah but you can hold the phone down and have some trouble for a second while you get your shit parked and shuffle to passenger side.

@thatdjiswild 19 күн бұрын

AND 1 MILLION BY END OF SUMMER! YOU WILL BE THERE IN NO TIME.

@saint-miscreant 19 күн бұрын

speaking of SovCits, i would LOVE to hear Josh riffing on them a bit. the iceberg of insanity goes DEEP. munecat’s video about them is a thing of beauty in its batshit-ness

@michaelhenry2297 19 күн бұрын

Women wanting to be men.😢.

@KHN.RVA.28 19 күн бұрын

Days later the very same judge had a case for a guy on a drug charge AS HES ROLLED & SMOKEDA A BLUNT while waiting in the zoom waiting room

@Brandeebleue 19 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅

@ninjalectualx 19 күн бұрын

Based tho

@paytonpryor 19 күн бұрын

Court's stressful man. 😂

@kale936 19 күн бұрын

I fought a cannabis DUI stoned the entire time and in the end I forced the judge to drop the charges in the interest of justice, so it isn't impossible to do all this stoned lol

@azzazelynn988 19 күн бұрын

What's tragic is that I don't know if you're joking or not 😂😂😂

@FishareFriendsNotFood972 19 күн бұрын

Him NEVER having had a driver's license was the plot twist no one saw coming 🤣

@AminaPhilosophy 19 күн бұрын

😂😂

@JLF201 19 күн бұрын

This was the first I heard of that update. And, I did not see it coming. It sounded like enough of a mess after the first update!

@DennisMoore664 19 күн бұрын

It was wild how the story went back and forth for a few days and got progressively more insane.

@txjchacha1163 19 күн бұрын

The initial clowning The apologies about the supposed error about his license Then the update about no license at all was a rollercoaster ride😂

@stohelit57 19 күн бұрын

I like Judge Simpson, this was such a plot twist. And the way that Simpson tore him up in court was just lovely.

@stygiantoaster1054 19 күн бұрын

Babies do have that wet noodle defense mechanism. If they don’t want you holding them, you will know it.

@lilykep 19 күн бұрын

It's like they *know* when you don't know how to hold them.

@lovegoddess2040 19 күн бұрын

That baby knew Josh didn't have a clue 😂 poor Josh hahaha

@gigiarmany4332 19 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@elsagreen1476 17 күн бұрын

The cat strategy. Be liquid. They can't hold liquid

@kathymisuraca5047 10 күн бұрын

I had an 8 lb cat that would suddenly weigh 50 lbs when I started to bend over and pick her up. Her legs would stiffen and I just gave up when I saw she was going to do magic.

@mamawray 19 күн бұрын

How about the case of domestic violence with a restraining order where the guy zooms in from his victim's house. And the prosecutor recognized the house and immediately sent the cops.

@arcane7298 19 күн бұрын

Oh yeah. I remember that one. That was wild.

@txjchacha1163 19 күн бұрын

Her attorney talked to Natalie Lawyerchick about how that went down. It was wild. There were updates as well.

@lovegoddess2040 19 күн бұрын

I believe i saw that one or something similar

@awalker8371 19 күн бұрын

That was so scary for her. I’m glad she was able to her help

@tabularasa-2570 19 күн бұрын

I remember that one. He was in another room but in the same house. That's scary as hell!

@ConsecDesign 19 күн бұрын

my mother drove without a license or insurance HER ENTIRE ADULT LIFE until she was 60 when i found out and made her go get one

@Matt-xc6sp 19 күн бұрын

We stan an ungovernable libertarian queen 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻

@hotmixxable 19 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂Your mom was covered by her angels 😇. Bless her heart.

@queencleopatra007 19 күн бұрын

Lmao my grandfather was like that too. Taught all his children how to drive, meanwhile never had a license of his own 🤷🏾‍♀️

@carrington2949 19 күн бұрын

Country folk do it all the time.

@sherrigrant573 19 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@maureenrobertshaw7375 19 күн бұрын

My favorite Zoom hearing of all time was the lawyer that appeared as a cat on camera and said he was prepared to move forward with the case, as a cat. Said lawyer also made the statement, "Your honor, I am not actually a cat". Pure gold.

@biancajade728 19 күн бұрын

❤that one 😂

@msteach3082 16 күн бұрын

I remember that. 😂Really sir? Are you suuuure you’re not a cat? 😂😂

@PHILDR85 16 күн бұрын

"Your honor, I'm not a cat "🤣🤣🤣

@tracybanks9558 5 күн бұрын

@@maureenrobertshaw7375 was so good

@alinaigrad 19 күн бұрын

"I know so much law, I'm a judge and I don't know what's happening right now." 😂😂😂

@valeriewalkerwhite9525 18 күн бұрын

I’m a retired paralegal and I’m perplexed also..😂😂😂

@nsimmonds 18 күн бұрын

Something that I love about these bits from you is that you don't see a headline and write a punchline, you actually research the case, or the tiktok video, or whatever, and provide commentary. Yeah, that's necessary to give the audience context, but you could be making lazy jokes and instead you actually always know details.

@Mr.Lubbox-Lobsterlegz1 16 күн бұрын

I know right, and to think that Google is only almost 30 years old now…

@arimonroe7060 Күн бұрын

Makes the jokes funnier if you the viewer happen to be following the same details of whatever topic he brings up

@ananananabop 19 күн бұрын

“Trying to pick this baby up from the ground was like Thor’s Hammer” 🤣

@bubbles784 19 күн бұрын

Whosoever holds this -hammer- baby, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of -THOR- Diaper-Changer!

@DarukaEon 19 күн бұрын

If you haven't seen the court case, Josh's impression of a very perplexed judge is no overexaggeration. Ha ha ha ha ha!

@wordforger 19 күн бұрын

Wish he'd added the Prosecutor trying to hold it together. That was also pretty funny.

@antwarior 19 күн бұрын

what is it called?

@theblahofblah1681 19 күн бұрын

@@antwarior "Watch: Michigan man with suspended license joins court hearing via Zoom, while driving"

@antwarior 19 күн бұрын

@@theblahofblah1681 thanks

@bblcommisions 18 күн бұрын

@@wordforger Same that part was freaking hilarious and I wish he talked about the shirt too.

@Fern635 19 күн бұрын

Motherhood is wild. It's shocking how quickly a Fabergé egg becomes a sack of potatoes 😂

@Lixtab 19 күн бұрын

This is a fabulous (and apt) description.

@erinmac4750 18 күн бұрын

Well said! ✊😸🌻

@denisemcdougal6445 19 күн бұрын

True babies can magically become dead weight when they don’t want to be held.

@phantasyphotography3813 19 күн бұрын

Wait, are there fake babies? lol

@talypo 19 күн бұрын

That is exactly what i was thinking, lmao. Like wait......true babies, lmao....what does that even mean, lmao 😂@phantasyphotography3813

@talypo 19 күн бұрын

@@phantasyphotography3813 I think they meant: True, babies..... not True babies..... punctuation is very important even though we have people who do not use it anymore, lol

@jbennett3067 19 күн бұрын

Yes, a changeling would have been much more cooperative.

@DT-dc4br 18 күн бұрын

Babies; haven't got the muscles to lift their heads up, but can still magically go perfectly rigid when it's time to put them in a car seat.

@ladytaylor4299 19 күн бұрын

Funniest part was the attorney still asking for a dismissal which led the judge to say but he's currently driving, and we're here for a suspended license. I'm going to need him to report to jail at 7pm tonight 😂

@Codacoli 18 күн бұрын

Yeah that court appointed attorney was really trying hard to get him off. Props to her for even trying, the part where she was like “I’ll speak to you later” probably to yell at him lol.

@margaretkennedy2520 19 күн бұрын

I work in a courthouse. We're mostly back to in-person appearances but we still have some "zoom" hearings and they have been WILD. 🍿

@awalker8371 19 күн бұрын

Court employee also. Yes the zoom hearings are always crazy 👀👀😂😂😂😂

@origamikiddo2625 18 күн бұрын

The zoom meetings make sense for some things or lawyers/clients in diff states, but I'm sure you miss a lot zooming in, like the chit chat and repore building. Also how the heck do you spell reporte?? Edit - got it, rapport. Man spell check has made me dumb.

@tomcooper3819 19 күн бұрын

We seriously need to get this man a prime time nightly news show! Fallon isn’t even funny, replace him

@patdwyer5204 19 күн бұрын

He is doing bits on " The Daily Show " as a reporter that are funny(Comedy Central)

@jonathanhill6064 19 күн бұрын

Nah, let Josh be. He's killin it with the weekly youtube bits and the Daily Show spots. Also, leave Fallon alone. Where's your hyper-successful comedy career? Where funny = success?

@PhullyNo1 19 күн бұрын

Fallon has never been funny. He’s just friendly and the industry knows they can control every word out of his mouth while he fake laughs along.

@publicuser2534 19 күн бұрын

Replace Fallon for sure

@taylo7 19 күн бұрын

Josh taking over The Daily Show would be epic and just a good fit. I think so anyway.

@Taricus 19 күн бұрын

You forgot my favorite part... When dude was pulling into the parking spot, in his happiest and most chipper voice, he goes, "I'm pulling in riiiiiiiiiiiiiight now..." and then parks.... And he had this proud look on his face like he was looking all good and happy and responsible LOL! When the judge said he was driving to his lawyer, his face just DROPPED LOL! He was like, "Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!" just like over and over like he had just been blindsided by it LOLOLOL!

@randygoforth3152 19 күн бұрын

Anytime he says "I don't know if y'all saw" you know it's gonna be good 😆

@Dizzle93 19 күн бұрын

As a man with no ass and seven younger siblings, I’m very well versed in the hip-hike and I’m so glad that another man has brought up how difficult it is to hold a baby in your hip, with no hips. 😂😂😂

@mickeyoshea2035 19 күн бұрын

The week after that case, Judge Cedrick Simpson had a theft case, and the defendant zoomed in while hot-wiring a car.

@Crystallion27 19 күн бұрын

Please tell me you’re joking 😅

@katedonald5661 19 күн бұрын

That judge was like: c'mon give me something i can work with.

@notfunnybutfunny7333 19 күн бұрын

That never had a license was a huge plot twist

@emmyknowsbeauty810 18 күн бұрын

Yes!

@00MzAngel00 19 күн бұрын

But seriously babies are no help, my son used to throw himself back 🤦🏽‍♀️

@Junierox 19 күн бұрын

Mine would do it immediately after nursing. Learned after about the 3rd time to anticipate but they almost got dropped 😅

@Just1Nora 19 күн бұрын

The neck arch! Bruh, that is crazy! I had my niece keep doing it when I tried holding her as a newborn. I sat down and laid her on my chest like a little froggy. She quit. Took a nap. 😅

@zoemcgonegal7734 18 күн бұрын

My daughter did that too - And she thought it was funny!

@margaretconnor5623 14 күн бұрын

I kicked myself out of my dad's arms completely. Mom and dad panicked and drove me to the hospital. I was fine, it was my parents who needed to be medicated with how panicked they were

@Annonymight 19 күн бұрын

Judge Simpson's Court is pure comedy. The folx that end up in it are hilarious like the one lady who failed her driver's test like 10 times and wouldn't get her license back until she learned to parallel park. By the time she got to hearing # 5, the whole court was rooting for her, including the judge. "You're back again?"

@katedonald5661 19 күн бұрын

"I will mute everybody in here," 😂😂😂

@bobspldbckwrds 19 күн бұрын

The mom came back and neither of you were crying, A+ performance.

@maps_x 19 күн бұрын

"I don't know if y'all saw..." is my new favorite phrase

@edwardallenthree 19 күн бұрын

Josh, here's part of the reason why the mother had so little difficulty with the baby, when you had so much: Mama's been picking up that baby since the baby was smaller, and the baby's been getting bigger everyday, leading to muscle growth everyday, so a little bit harder for workout each day.

@janeeyre1990 19 күн бұрын

The baby might be more cooperative with mama too

@MissJIF 19 күн бұрын

And you just explained why raising my puppy into a big barrel-chested Rottweiler I could still pick him up morning noon and night, but now over a year after he passed I strain when picking up new adult rescue who weighs less. Whew! Thought my arms were having a problem😂

@tessie7e777 19 күн бұрын

@@janeeyre1990only if mama is firm. They smell uncertainty. lol

@CrustaceousB 19 күн бұрын

I recently dated a single mom and discovered this situation as well. I'm decently strong and she's like 5 ft nothing but her muscle structure has adapted to handle holding her baby for a really long time where is mine just adapted to lift weights occasionally😂

@edwardallenthree 19 күн бұрын

@@CrustaceousB I miss my arms from the year the twin boys where two. I was a stay at home dad.

@ghost_elder 19 күн бұрын

You just know it's going to be great when Josh begins a story with "I don't know if you all..."

@Dzokhar 19 күн бұрын

I feel for that lady who just had a C-section. Back to back like Kendrick.

@_masterofnone_ 19 күн бұрын

@drphot6050 19 күн бұрын

They Not Like Us!

@RLS1 19 күн бұрын

Lmao 🤣

@MissJIF 19 күн бұрын

Say O-V-HO!😂

@dahyanag4128 19 күн бұрын

STOPPPP 😂😂😂@@MissJIF

@jessicap1142 19 күн бұрын

I will never not laugh at men calling a baby it and being completely perplexed by how to handle them. Like he might be less intimidated by handling an actual space alien. 😂😂

@VoltasP 19 күн бұрын

I'd be so pissed if I was a juror, having to physically show up in nice clothes, and the accused was zooming in while wearing sweats and running errands.

@rimothytimothy1398 19 күн бұрын

It's hearings for fines and shit, not jury trials. Yeesh

@klee88029 19 күн бұрын

I have seen quite a few of these cases on KZfaq and all of them have been bench trials by a Judge, no juries. But I agree with you, if I had to show up in person to serve on a jury and the Defendant got to attend via cyberspace, I would not be happy about that. 👍🧓

@MuzerlinaV 19 күн бұрын

What’s awesome is when you can tell that a judge is stalling for time, letting the defendant talk and talk… Until you can hear the police knocking on the person’s door to take them to jail.

@williamhornabrook8081 19 күн бұрын

Hot tip for jury duty: dress like shit and the lawyers will probably block you.

@WaitAMinute1989 19 күн бұрын

And driving!!!!

@ganbaroteam6547 19 күн бұрын

New level unlocked: Josh does smooth physical comedy! That felt heavy man 🤣🤣🤣

@pellep7722 19 күн бұрын

The judge has super powers, apparently he has the ability to make people be themselves whenever they see him 😂

@zippyspring 19 күн бұрын

"I know so much law that I am a judge."

@williamcrowe2576 19 күн бұрын

Trying to get away with the very crime he's charged with, and all while on a Zoom call with the court. That takes balls.

@malindarayallen 19 күн бұрын

This is license inception.😅

@Oonagh72 19 күн бұрын

My mom has forever said that a woman can always carry her own child. My son got sick once and her was about 95 pounds at the time. He was 12 or 13. I’m 130, and I was able to pick him up and carry him.

@AK-jt7kh 19 күн бұрын

That is so damn cool

@Just1Nora 19 күн бұрын

The adrenaline kicks in. Nature says, "This gonna hurt later, but we gotchu!" Love does amazing things to our bodies in so many different ways. My parents are in their 70s, and I'm over 200 lbs, so I doubt they could carry me, but if I gotta fireman carry Dad outta the house, I'll do it. He had a heart attack a year ago and was able to walk outside to the ems stretcher, which wouldn't fit, but I'd have been ready to carry him. I had the adrenaline! 😅 He's okay after a heart cath. Quick thinking and calm acting kept him safe.

@gemini2236 19 күн бұрын

Facts! Mom strength is on a different level. 💪

@MsMookalate 19 күн бұрын

As a mother to a big baby as my first child. We carried that little solid cuteness for 9 months our back and knees adjusted to the pain.😂😂😂

@marshallsalmon6924 19 күн бұрын

"Your life will be over. The baby's life will be over." LMFAO I'm literally WHEEZING from that delivery! Easily the best comic of our age.

@InfinitelyRay 19 күн бұрын

I knew a guy that was sent to 30 days in jail for a suspended license cause he had some prior driving convictions. But his license was suspended due to a clerical error and when the evidence from the BMV was brought to the prosecutor he said tough. Guy was scared with a threat of 6 months in jail and panicked and took the deal. That prosecutor should be disbarred for that. Clear prosecutorial misconduct.

@jatzi1526 14 күн бұрын

Eh even if the license shouldn't have been suspended the dude still drove thinking it was suspended. So he was in the wrong so yeah 30 days in jail makes sense. That's a pretty light sentence anyways

@InfinitelyRay 14 күн бұрын

@@jatzi1526 actually you are wrong there. He did not know his license had been marked suspended. He was driving with the firm belief that his license was in good standing. Because it was in good standing. And he immediately got a ride to the bmv to figure out what had happened. Sorry if I didn’t present all the facts in a way to make that clear.

@InfinitelyRay 14 күн бұрын

@@jatzi1526 that isn’t a light sentence. Tell me you know nothing about criminal law without telling me you know nothing about criminal laws. A light sentence is a small fine. Maybe a few days in jail. 30 days is not a light sentence. For a driving offense that did not lead to any injuries or significant damage to property this is excessive. Even for a DUI in my state for an uncomplicated first offense no injuries no property damage no refusals to submit to a breathalyzer test or blood test no blood alcohol over the highest threshold OUI it’s 48 hours, and based on severity and priors it can be up to 6 months jail for the lowest level felony, a class C. So don’t call 30 days a light sentence. You don’t know what you are talking about. We aren’t talking about a murder or an SA case. We aren’t talking about assault. We aren’t talking about drug trafficking. We are talking about a guy who literally had no idea his license was suspended that got pushed into taking a bad deal by a corrupt politician.

@dopplarwaves 19 күн бұрын

As a new mom of a chunky 1.5 year old, i was crying laughing at your story at the end. Thank you for the laugh!

@russdoesstuff 19 күн бұрын

I voted for this one. Can't wait.

@publicuser2534 19 күн бұрын

You can vote?

@Emmaem111 19 күн бұрын

@@publicuser2534 Yeah! In his community posts!

@publicuser2534 19 күн бұрын

@@Emmaem111 word

@abananab4704 19 күн бұрын

I knew Corey was used to driving w/o a license when I saw that video. He called while driving without even thinking about it.

@andi.4pf 19 күн бұрын

Driving without a license became Corey’s personality 🤭

@johnp5250 19 күн бұрын

I pretty much get all my news from Josh at this point. Thanks for the Kendrick Lamar referral, have not been able to stop listening.

@carpooltonal 19 күн бұрын

Can't wait to see Josh's take on the irony of this story.

@gtimes03 19 күн бұрын

Wait. What irony are you referring to?

@carpooltonal 19 күн бұрын

@@gtimes03 The fact that he was driving while being charged for driving, I knew Josh would have some jokes using the irony of the situation. Which I believe he did especially from the judges perspective. Lol

@SeriousMoh 19 күн бұрын

Wait, did you write this comment before watching the video?

@zumateen 19 күн бұрын

@SeriousMoh the video was scheduled and he wrote this comment an hour before this video was posted

@SeriousMoh 19 күн бұрын

@@zumateen Oh okay, makes sense now. Thanks for clearing it up.

@eyesonthepiescc 19 күн бұрын

He's a magician. Getting a license suspended without a licence?

@edwardallenthree 19 күн бұрын

Babies are heavy. Imagine twins.

@blackjackcwc 19 күн бұрын

I'm in the uk and s staying up for this one

@MelissaChapin 19 күн бұрын

Me too!

@publicuser2534 19 күн бұрын

Hello my half countryman from USA 😂 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇺🇸

@Hunnypooh18 19 күн бұрын

I can't believe he didn't touch on the lawyer trying to be slick and ask for a recess before the judge could see the docket.

@orcoastgal 19 күн бұрын

Bailiff should put the offenders in a breakout room for time out!

@michaelbolton-iw2cu 19 күн бұрын

Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Bill burr, Patriciece O'Neal, Katt Williams, Mooney... my faves, u got it Josh. After years of watching u have mastered the craft of YOU

@lavieenlavande 19 күн бұрын

Wow, I had no idea what happened at the end of that case-wild! Thank you for giving us two sets this week! I selfishly voted for that option and I’m grateful for the extra laughter. You have such a great way of telling a story 👏

@shadowprince4482 19 күн бұрын

Parent: "Can you hold my baby real quick please?" Me: "I'd rather hold Caesium-137"

@KarenTWilliams-jz8bv 19 күн бұрын

If the bailiff was on zoom when that guy dove over the bench, that would have been something wild

@drphot6050 19 күн бұрын

Corey's Zoom call will now live in infamy... Thanks bro!

@ElaineLoyd 19 күн бұрын

It's crazy he never got a license. I am blind and Texas gave me a license just cause I was old enough to have one never even filled out any paperwork 😂😂

@saint-miscreant 19 күн бұрын

that’s insane, didn’t you have to at least pass a driving test?

@queencleopatra007 19 күн бұрын

Texas doesn't require their drivers to take a test?

@blueshepard1656 19 күн бұрын

@@queencleopatra007 that literally makes no sense! How can you get a license without passing a test??? What's next? Doctors can iperste without graduating? Wtf???

@g355150 19 күн бұрын

Yeah, that's 🧢🧢🧢🧢

@ianbyrne465 18 күн бұрын

@@blueshepard1656It's probably an ID card. They give them to people who can't/don't want to drive, but still need some form of legal identification. It doesn't allow you to drive, but it acts like a driver's license anytime you need to show a form of ID. Very easy to get, no tests required.

@First._.Last. 19 күн бұрын

I've watched a great deal of Judge Simpson, and from what I've seen, he is a very thorough and solution-oriented judge. Even with people who are unbelievably dense or obnoxious- he really tries to make sure that they get a fair shake. He also handles landlord/tenant cases, and I respect how hard he tries to help people who are in really hard spots. Even when he's a little grouchy. When he puts his head in his hands, something good is about to happen. 😅

@cbozant3428 18 күн бұрын

I like how he casually will say his bailiffs name mid sentence. Somebody going to jail 😂

@First._.Last. 18 күн бұрын

@@cbozant3428 ~ Hah-hah!!!!

@carpooltonal 19 күн бұрын

Can't wait to see him live in Denver on the 26th. It's gonna be my first live stand up and I'm so excited that it is Josh. It's like having Prince be your first concert!!

@KathyPamela 19 күн бұрын

I love how you address this topic with such honesty.

@burnferris 19 күн бұрын

Ironic, coming from Mr Bot over here. So honest in your stolen picture, stolen comment and scam link in your profile. Nice.

@hollymorris785 19 күн бұрын

So enjoyed this, thank you!! Holding a baby made my cheeks hurt, and I don't think you could have been more spot on with the moments you were doing Judge Simpson's expressions, looked just like his! Thanks again! 🤓

@vickisudler 19 күн бұрын

I'm so addicted to Josh making me laugh..... 😂😂😂

@OneBadAssMoMo 19 күн бұрын

I work from home, and when I am having one of those days, I listen to you between calls 😂 definitely does wonders for my mood!

@vera39440 19 күн бұрын

I do love "hoo" laughers, that do a little owl impression to decompress or something every time they're done laughing

@littlewoodimp 19 күн бұрын

Judge Simpson has developed a great sense of humour and paces himself well. Over his many decades of listening to BS he must have thought he'd seen & heard it all, till Zoom. 😂

@D415h4n34 19 күн бұрын

😂 somethin tells me him and Sally aren't gonna be parents ANY time soon🤣🤣🤣

@amybellamy4362 19 күн бұрын

It’s just the perfect feeling whenever Josh says “I don’t know if y’all saw…“

@gracie5497 19 күн бұрын

Other funny zoom court moments, a doctor zoomed into his court hearing in the middle of a surgery, and another guy was caught zooming in from the same house as the victim for a DV case that had a restraining order 🤦🏾‍♀️

@mamawray 19 күн бұрын

I saw that DV case. That was effed up. Props to that prosecutor.

@JohnDoe-jh5yr 19 күн бұрын

Cat lawyer will always be my favorite

@GhostBear3067 19 күн бұрын

A lawyer in Chile got in trouble for zooming into court while having sex.

@bajanconcepts 19 күн бұрын

We suspended your State Id....🤣😂🤣

@Dany_Stormborn 19 күн бұрын

Thank you Josh…. You never know when someone just needs 15 mins of levity and laughter to keep them from…. All things stupid 😅 You have been that person for me this past month and I appreciate what you do so much! Much love 💖

@adamantinerebelle7578 17 күн бұрын

🤣 The Fact That His Lawyer Tried to Ask For a Continuance Was Hilarious! I Guess A For Effort 🤷🏾‍♀️😂 Josh Is Funny AF

@dragonesswings 19 күн бұрын

Came for the zoom chat on wheels, stayed for the extremely accurate description of holding a baby you weren’t fully prepared for

@catxmas 19 күн бұрын

I know the wife of the judge. She was my daughter's preschool teacher.

@juliebiggerbear7300 19 күн бұрын

I had to pause and watch this thing. Not only was this genius of the first water driving while suspended, he was driving, while using his phone, while suspended, and out on bond for previously driving with a suspended license. I once dated a guy who had his drivers license suspended. I offered to take him places whenever he needed, he had other friends, who offered to take him places whenever he needed. He got arrested for driving with a suspended license again. And this time he went to jail. And I decided I did not need to have that kind of stupid in my life. 😂😂😂😂

@FanFicnic 19 күн бұрын

My husband went through the same crap with a suspended/not suspended license. It was a MESS. We are still dealing with it and the infraction was in 2018.

@9godofthe6ix 19 күн бұрын

I’ve been in a zoom meeting where a dude had a suspended license for distracted driving and he was driving while in the court meeting. Judge told him I’m not speaking on your matter today.

@crystaljanai2229 18 күн бұрын

The way I'm screaming at both zoom court and the 600 pound baby 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@arianejohn6083 19 күн бұрын

I really appreciated that last bit. US moms love you!!! Thank you

@azzazelynn988 19 күн бұрын

I went to look up the Zoom court thing and that really is literally the _blackest_ judge that i ever done seen. Bro fumbled that bag all up and down the field. 💀💀💀

@jimhawkins6480 19 күн бұрын

I saw the court case of the guy he was talking about! Everybody including his lawyer were like, whuuuut?! The judge ordered him to turn himself into jail by close of business that day.

@chasefasten4120 19 күн бұрын

No license means no car insurance and Corey has been involved in multiple car accidents.

@creativeandfunnyname3744 19 күн бұрын

Josh's recreation of the slipping pose is a real treat

@lornadune6024 19 күн бұрын

Depending on where this was, there is a separate code section for driving without a license (as in you never got drivers license) versus driving on a suspended license (you have a drivers license but you did something to get it suspended like DUI or didn’t pay a traffic fine). People often get them confused.

@Primalxbeast 19 күн бұрын

The place where he lives suspends people's licenses for the non payment of child support. If you don't have a license, it's your ability to possess one that is suspended. When they charged him, they must have noticed the suspension without the fact that he never had one showing up right away.

@azizehWRLD 19 күн бұрын

I can’t imagine he’s got any patience left for folks asking him why he didn’t choose the call in option listed right under the zoom info on the summons. The judge was clearly struggling with how to word every single thing he managed to get out of his mouth, he just didn’t have the capacity for that

@erikabutler85 19 күн бұрын

😂 the judge wanting to say that was his expression. 😂😂😂 LOL. Such a perfect retell!!

@Ghoulwood 19 күн бұрын

i did that thing where you cant breathe from laughing again! :D babies are adorable gelatinous amorphous blobs > - < great set joshman!

@maureenrobertshaw7375 19 күн бұрын

In Minnesota a condition of attending a Zoom hearing is having your camera on. However, there is an option to call in to court on the phone. If you call in, no camera is necessary. I have never heard a judge say "Wow". Ever.

@deenad3562 19 күн бұрын

*Josh's intelligence coupled with his occasional lack of subject-verb agreement is unrivaled.* 😃

@Youtube_is_Trash 19 күн бұрын

If you ever go to court you'll be a flight risk because of that sketch 😁

@patdwyer5204 19 күн бұрын

"... It's scrumptious..". lmao.

@Limewire1984 18 күн бұрын

Josh just confirmed that moms in general, and my wife in specific, are super-humans. One time, my wife opened the front door while carrying the baby, a car seat, and a pizza. I'm still amazed to this day. I think the car seat even had a sippy cup, and nothing was spilled.

@TiTaughtYou 19 күн бұрын

That baby story had me ROLLING 🤣🤣

@DaveTheMagicalChiken 19 күн бұрын

After having a crappy day at work on my birthday it was really nice to come home and enjoy your comedy. Thanks for the bday gift❤

@teresajohnson142 19 күн бұрын

Happy Birthday Dave!!🎉

@DaveTheMagicalChiken 19 күн бұрын

@teresajohnson142 thank you 🙂

@nikkidcoe 17 күн бұрын

Happy Birthday 🥳

@nikkidcoe 17 күн бұрын

Happy Birthday 🥳

@HazelwithaZ 19 күн бұрын

That hip thing must be an instinct. I'm female and it just happens when I hold babies. I don't have my own kids, or big hips, but I just start bouncing them and walking around anytime I hold one. 🤷🏼

@AnaPie896 19 күн бұрын

Same! 😂 I’m shaped like the letter P and have no kids of my own but I can hip bump any baby I hold up

@nacenimu 18 күн бұрын

Ait until you have one and start hip bumping groceries too

@jc3m 18 күн бұрын

Did you babysit growing up/take care of younger siblings? We’re socialized from childhood (dolls, anyone?) to carry babies. I know multiple men who literally never carried a baby until they had one of their own, which just blows my mind.

@AnaPie896 18 күн бұрын

@@jc3m this makes sense, I babysat a LOT while I was in high school and then worked at a daycare part time while I did my undergraduate degree