SWEDISH PAGANS TAKE ROME! In Crusader Kings 2

SWEDISH PAGANS TAKE ROME! In Crusader Kings 2 - 100 Stat Man Returns

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Crusader Kings 2 Giveaway: gleam.io/competitions/5TLSM-c...
Welcome to the RETURN OF THE 100 STAT MAN!!!! That's right he is back with a new wonderful trait! The IMMORTAL!
After the last video which you can watch here:
• CK2 But All Stats Are ...
100 stat man went to see Odin and challenged him! Odin won however sent stat man back to the world of ck2 holy fury as an immortal out of hope that he would never return!
NEWS FLASH HE IS BACK! And better than ever with a new location and new goal in mind! So join us on this British humor-filled montage of funny clips and ck2 memes.
Twitter: @thespiffingbrit
Today I have edited a funny moments montage of my crusader kings 2 holy fury game in which I created a character who simply could not be defeated. Some would say it is a major game-breaking exploit.
The video is rather similar to the incredible 100 strat man in that we effectively are observing a ck2 germanic character go on a rampage of mass sacrifices to Odin for more favor on duels.
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#ck2 #funny #montage

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@matthewjohnson478 5 жыл бұрын

"Duel Ragnhild" Wifebeating in the middle ages

@man-cp5pz 5 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit duel queens if they survive make them your lovers... If you know what i mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@sebastianalkema6466 5 жыл бұрын

The Spiffing Brit can you make ck2 mod with it all set in so I can play same game

@nacht6747 5 жыл бұрын

@@kodiak4594 No no it's *sword* beating

@dylanpiazza6358 4 жыл бұрын

No no no, sir. Trial by sexual combat is a very modern and common thing... in my opinion.

@samsonguy10k 3 жыл бұрын

Isn't this typical Klingon mating practice?

@johanstrom8473 4 жыл бұрын

"The king of Denmark is my bitter rival and we can just declare war on him!" - pretty much 90% of actual Scandinavian history.

@Netish 4 жыл бұрын

"What a lovely guy! ... SACRIFICE TO ODIN!" -Spiff 2018

@aptspire 4 жыл бұрын

14:30 He was your steward And then he was just *stew*

@furiousbadgergaming3047 5 жыл бұрын

@xeraphim 5 жыл бұрын

@adamkhaleef3562 5 жыл бұрын

Press F to pay respects to rome

@NothingtoseeHere.Movealong 5 жыл бұрын

@ej3809 5 жыл бұрын

@dragonwar5024 5 жыл бұрын

@sarcasmal5744 5 жыл бұрын

Sweeediisshhh Pagaannssss Marching Ashore Forged in Valhalla by hammer of thor! Out from Asgarrrrdd their viking ship sails Never to turn back again! -Sabaton

@marekctvrty 5 жыл бұрын

This was inevitable

@arquivoNPG 5 жыл бұрын

r/expectedsabaton

@kulak166 5 жыл бұрын

I was literally going to comment that and then you spoiled my day lol!

@sarcasmal5744 5 жыл бұрын

@@kulak166 There are millions of comments like mine. Just post it xD

@guywithbread7873 5 жыл бұрын

Crusade time

@legateelizabeth 5 жыл бұрын

Now, Spiffing, remember: As a cannibal, you can "voraciously devour" any prisoner you like. Just right click them, and click devour. Why kill everyone in normal ways when you can gorge yourself on human flesh?

@kakao6125 5 жыл бұрын

Take Mecca, Constantinople and Jerusalem at the same time

@spiderpig1716 5 жыл бұрын

At the time we Swedes called it miklagård

@Paid2Win 5 жыл бұрын

*sack and raze

@guywithbread7873 5 жыл бұрын

*Deus Vult intensifies*

@Paid2Win 5 жыл бұрын

@Black King and what was it before that?

@arminharper510 5 жыл бұрын

allahu akbar intensifies

@march2163 5 жыл бұрын

*Lion of the north intensifies*

@UwU-xk5cx 5 жыл бұрын

Connor Daley Swedish pagans is better for the situation

@march2163 5 жыл бұрын

@@UwU-xk5cx I thought that, but decided to go with Lion of the north because of "The power of Rome won't prevail"

@hatersecurity7813 5 жыл бұрын

Gustavus Aldophus libera at impera

@Goblinsharkhundredsofthem 5 жыл бұрын

Then the 189 in the service of heaven

@contassecundaria7408 5 жыл бұрын

Capture queens and make them concubines.

@petermay6235 5 жыл бұрын

Sadly vanilla does not allow rulers to become concubines.

@Tmanowns 5 жыл бұрын

@@petermay6235 princesses works though, and what about queens by marriage? Either way, as long as you spit at the Christian kings by taking their wives and/or daughters.

@petermay6235 5 жыл бұрын

@@Tmanowns Those work cause they're not technically rulers. The distinction is whether they hold the title themselves or not.

@Tmanowns 5 жыл бұрын

@@petermay6235 I was bringing them up as an alternative for this goal. Get the more wives and concubines mod and try to take a princess from every kingdom.

@deffrdytogfaf7492 5 жыл бұрын

Do IT

@dbull50 5 жыл бұрын

Last video made me sub. This one confirmed it was a good choice.

@alexandervazquez7501 5 жыл бұрын

you are not alone

@trashyalice1756 5 жыл бұрын

Denmark: *Takes most of England, creates LEGO, invaders of France got Normandy, incredibly happy* Rest of the world: lol not real

@gregoreisenhorn5093 5 жыл бұрын

"I think you'll find *you're* doing the washing up today" *disfigures his wife in the ensuing duel* So glad I came upon this channel, from one Brit to another *sips tea*

@tigerwarrior1787 4 жыл бұрын

9:35 "Oh god the screams!" Me, tapping my fingers together like Palpatine: "Yes... goooooood...."

@Dave-kg9zd 5 жыл бұрын

@darkslime8547 5 жыл бұрын

Dave f

@iamacar7629 5 жыл бұрын

Dave...... What the duck Dave. Why would you Not invade Rome if you don't invade Rome thats basically Not breathing IT IS A MUST DAVE jeez come on Dave

@yungmalaria 5 жыл бұрын

fuck off dave

@melhoedramatic728 5 жыл бұрын

Dave

@JacksonBallew 5 жыл бұрын

Wtf Dave

@dudeistpriestman 5 жыл бұрын

"Unsuccessful victory", decent name for a comedic metal band.

@NotVeryRandomDude 5 жыл бұрын

_"Storm the winter shores of England,"_ _"Falalalalaaa la la la"_

@Paid2Win 5 жыл бұрын

This swede playthrough brought me to your channel and its some of the best content for this game ever made

@alexanderormwiklund 5 жыл бұрын

Swedish Pagans, marching a shore forged in Valhalla by the hammer of Thor first thing i thought about

@guywithbread7873 5 жыл бұрын

Alexander Wiklund Is it that time... Hans get the Crusaders it’s time to crusade

@AveSPQR Жыл бұрын

Same

@zykeo371 5 жыл бұрын

F for Bertil! He was the best friend of 100 stat man. Now he’s part of 100 stat man.

@Alexdownunder 5 жыл бұрын

Ulm is real city in germany, i live close to it and go to school there

@MrSchnodd 5 жыл бұрын

Wir haben den größten

@tada-kun982 4 жыл бұрын

@@MrSchnodd ehm ok

@charlesuzozie5747 5 жыл бұрын

Spiffing you might not know this but you killed almost all of Denmark's princes.

@5peciesunkn0wn 5 жыл бұрын

Swedish Paaagens, marching ashore, forged in vahalla by the hammer of thor!

@spencer871 5 жыл бұрын

Being able to sacrifice my prisoners on the regular has made it very difficult for me to play anything but pagan.

@kimonvarenzakis4852 5 жыл бұрын

i was playing ck2 earlier today and i had 52 people in my dungeon

@matthewjohnson478 5 жыл бұрын

Almost as many people as in my basement

@heathjohnson2698 5 жыл бұрын

Recreated the Roman Empire had 350 people in my dungeon

@MrMoron231 5 жыл бұрын

Was there anybody thats been in there since they were children?

@Cpt.Hodges 5 жыл бұрын

*Sweden is very stronk*

@guywithbread7873 5 жыл бұрын

Crusade time

@Goblinsharkhundredsofthem 5 жыл бұрын

Medieval sweden > modern sweden

@rileywarrior 5 жыл бұрын

Lol I love it man... I have about 1200 hours on this and made a character much like yours and got up to 1100 some kills so good luck and keep going!!!

@raymondkubiak1044 5 жыл бұрын

Ive been on a skyrim binge but youre making me wanna play this

@cinderblockgamingweresolid5731 5 жыл бұрын

You can make prisoners concubines

@shadowofmountandblade3828 5 жыл бұрын

See Carolus rise, to the sky

@dawsonparker1685 5 жыл бұрын

*Sabaton plays in the distance* Romans: Oh no

@AveSPQR Жыл бұрын

4th fellow Sabaton listener I have seen so far in these comments, this truly is the most blessed comments section

@somedudewithakeyboard5388 4 жыл бұрын

I feel like Sabaton has a very fitting song considering that title

@SailorIda3 4 жыл бұрын

Swedish (rough) prononciation: å: oh ä: eh ö: uh... (uhm minus the m)

@toddhoward1498 5 жыл бұрын

Can we get a “invade Rome” in the chat

@hansvonschreiber3902 4 жыл бұрын

invade Rome

@AlexejCeros 3 жыл бұрын

“Please, stop sending me your gods....”

@romanminaster5180 5 жыл бұрын

I feel like this was a personal attack

@miles6097 5 жыл бұрын

BIG F

@KarlFranzEmperor 5 жыл бұрын

Excuse me, why only 87k subs? Sub 4 tea

@villevalste1888 5 жыл бұрын

The round thing on top of "å" actually signifies that the letter is to be pronounced as [o]. Because Swedish reserves the letter "o" for the [u] sound, except when it doesn't, but "å" is always [o].

@namename3130 9 ай бұрын

Thats clear

@villevalste1888 9 ай бұрын

@@namename3130 I was just saying it, because people usually just assume it's pronounced like a normal "a".

@ac.6565 5 жыл бұрын

Your last video is how I found your channel. You’re hilarious man! Definitely earned a sub from me.

@gustavbw 5 жыл бұрын

As a dane. I feel very very disrespected by this episode. May I inform you, dear brit, that we ruled your country back in the day? Long live the Kalmar Union!

@vortex_william 5 жыл бұрын

This is the best channel I've ever found

@matthewmcguire224 3 жыл бұрын

Damn you DAVE!!!!!!!!i am aware this is a necro lol

@peasantserf5684 5 жыл бұрын

More CK2 please, with a cuppa tea on top!

@nucklechutz9933 11 ай бұрын

Ain't no party like a hundred-stat party, cuz a hundred stat party eats their best friend in a drunken stupor.

@mikemccormack8993 5 жыл бұрын

thanks for getting me back into CK2!!

@freebasher 5 жыл бұрын

I grew up in Ulm. Nice seeing you like it aswell.

@MrHodoAstartes 5 жыл бұрын

We must conquer Ulm, town of meme's desire!

@bruhhunter8258 5 жыл бұрын

RIP Bertil press F to pay respects... ´´he was so tasty´´ ~ spiff

@awvcojiro 5 жыл бұрын

When your inner British comes into play 1:26

@SailorIda3 4 жыл бұрын

It is hilarious to listen at you pronouncing Swedish named, Its not to bad honestly, but its not correct. But hats of to you for beeing so close :D

@AventuroPlays 5 жыл бұрын

Really loving this

@timeklof62 5 жыл бұрын

That cat sure does love lasagna

@unknownuser4692 5 жыл бұрын

Genuinely never had so much fun in my life!!!

@TheNdoki 5 жыл бұрын

Dave is just delirious from a lack of tea.

@DanielLopez-up6os 5 жыл бұрын

Awesome man.

@janwitkowsky8787 5 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: King Svend II was actually King of England, a for couple of years before dying. Two of his sons took over. One died after 4 years and isn't known much about. The other was Knud the Great (Known as Cnut the Great in UK) as was Emperor of the North Sea. (Denmark, Norway, Sweden and England). Until the norman crusaders, that decended from the same viking, that the Danish Kings hailed from, ruined that dream of empire.

@granmaphil3381 5 жыл бұрын

That Wilburger intro though.

@DeadObserver 5 жыл бұрын

Fan:In 100.000 subs, make a Minecraft video. Spiff Brit: "presses duel" " Wins Duel" "Sacrifices him to Odin" "Hears the screams of the fan" " He smiles as he has achieved components "

@samuelladrillo5281 5 жыл бұрын

*It's time to take the British isles with a 100 men army, commanded by 100 stat man*

@firebreathingelmojesus6265 5 жыл бұрын

SWEDISH PAGANS! MARCHING ON ROME!

@alivingalbumcover9724 5 жыл бұрын

The Swedish pagans marched ashore forged in Valhalla by the hammer of Thor

@UwU-xk5cx 5 жыл бұрын

Swedish pagans marching a shore

@shadowbanned7575 4 жыл бұрын

IM STAT MAN! BEBALABABEBOPBOP

@krautworks 4 жыл бұрын

*Rome tries to invade Sweden -As soon as they touch swedish ground Roman Commander: 'Why do I hear boss music?'

@rbck8826 Жыл бұрын

Swedish pagans! Marching ashore! Forged in valhalla, by the hammer of Thor!

@jaredjosephsongheng372 10 ай бұрын

@@rbck8826 OUT FROM ASGARD. OUR VIKING SHIP SAILS NEVER TO TURN BACK AGAIN. OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OHH OHH OHH x2

@RagingRavioli22 5 жыл бұрын

"Part 2 starts" Proceeds to break the dishwasher

@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 3 жыл бұрын

thats why you dont duel the dish washer you break it then it dies and you need a new one

@andreasgaming9765 3 жыл бұрын

The winged hussar arrived

@I_like_big_bombs 5 жыл бұрын

Next Foe "The Fucking Daevites and Sarkicists."

@Tmanowns 5 жыл бұрын

I have a similar character I'm playing with, I have made a habit of capturing Catholic princesses, and making them my concubines. This game is seriously like the Sims, but darker.

@MrNighog 5 жыл бұрын

Onomnomnom. 100stat mam eats what he Wants!

@duncanbrown0 3 жыл бұрын

F in the chat for Rome. F in the chat for Dave.

@mrcyberpunk 5 жыл бұрын

9:30 YAAAYY! HE DID THE THING!

@totaldisruptor2217 5 жыл бұрын

DAMNIT DAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@gabrielhultin2430 4 жыл бұрын

I love how you misprenus Skåne

@granmaphil3381 5 жыл бұрын

6:25 NNNNIIIIIIINNNNNNOOOOOOO!

@neonz2712 5 жыл бұрын

That part of the map you didn't know the name of is called Kattegat.

@Nothing-rv7kv 5 жыл бұрын

F in the chat for Chief Bertil

@foughtstatue1023 5 жыл бұрын

But were they marching ashore? Were they forged in Valhalla by hammer of Thor? Did they come from out of Asgard on their viking ships sailing? Never to turn back again?

@AveSPQR Жыл бұрын

So many fellow Sabaton listeners, absolutely amazing

@Natemac327 5 жыл бұрын

Inb4 100 stat man in skyrim results in literal one punch man

@rbck8826 Жыл бұрын

This title makes me wantvto chant Ooooooooh over snd over again.

@PennTankerGuy 4 жыл бұрын

"The bastard's gone and died!"

@mawortz 4 жыл бұрын

A playlist would be nice, I have been watching the episodes in a weird order

@intensifiedfailure5681 5 жыл бұрын

>sees video have good response from community -average youtuber- thanks for the support guys -spiffing brit- wOWEEE tHAT vIDEO muST'VE bEEN gOOD this man is a practical man

@privateuser3726 4 жыл бұрын

The third option take everything inbetween first

@-.-_-.-_-.-_-.-_-.-_-.-_- 3 жыл бұрын

That was shameful Dave, absolutely disgusting behaviour

@olli325 4 жыл бұрын

The name was... NINOOOO! (Gordon Ramsay look what you caused)

@calumgleeson3793 4 жыл бұрын

all hail 100 Stat Man!!!!!!

@MaXiMoS54 5 жыл бұрын

My word those poor byzantines

@ben5056 5 жыл бұрын

King of Norway suffering from Stockholm syndrome ... priceless

@SirDehumanized 5 жыл бұрын

I played a shattered world Champaign as Ulm and United Germany as the Holy Ulmian Empire as Kaiser Dude Von Manly

@Menhtrol 4 жыл бұрын

1:55 Thems fighting words...

@seanpharo4721 5 жыл бұрын

Damn it Dave.

@LewX420 5 жыл бұрын

what dlc's/mods did you use?

@bejaloxplaysmc3515 5 жыл бұрын

How do you make 100 stat man? File editing?

@charlesgrimmer6486 5 жыл бұрын

I demand a series where he becomes God Emperor of Mankind

@aquila4460 5 жыл бұрын

You know with the cannibal event i first thought that it gave you the option to indulge in.....another sinful behavior. Though sadly not yet.

@insertoyouroemail 4 жыл бұрын

*pleased Odin noises*

@mbanana23456 5 жыл бұрын

Godammnit Dave

@bjorneriksson1166 5 жыл бұрын

Damn it, Dave....

@crazymammoth 5 жыл бұрын

i'm sticking around till you get that hammer