Watching him play the game live and fail at puzzles + refuse to listen to chat is truly a cruel experience. (For the viewers)

Pyro: *Puts puzzle difficulty at max* Also Pyro: *Complains that the puzzles are too hard*

You know what else is cruel, not yet being able to se the cruelty squad review

Bro art wise the System Shock remake looks beautiful. I love how instead of just making everything look more realistic they just enhanced the retro 90's aesthetic

The System Shock remake is so relatable. You play as a paranoid schizophrenic, surviving on nicotine patches and vending machine food. I mean, this is literally me!

I worked in QA for this game, am really proud of how it turned out! Glad you liked it pyro!!!

The best part about how this game released is that the publishers actually honored the dev request to delay this game to fix and polish it further. Glad to see it pay off beautifully.

Aside from all the Slop comments, I have been playing this nonstop for the past day. This remake is fucking amazing, and in a lot of ways, this kind of makes the original not worth playing outside of historical purposes Not to undermine the original, that's also fantastic, but to say that it's inaccessible would be the understatement of the millenium

I saw the word cruel in the title and nearly had a heart attack before seeing which channel this was on

The Medical Magnum is found north-east counting from the southernmost room, near the entrance to the radiated floor room, hidden in the entrance wall. You'll have the chance to grab it once you inevitably have to return to note down the computer node room number. Aside from that it was amusing to see someone with limited gaming literacy trying to beat it. Trully a humbling moment.

>complains about puzzle difficulty being too hard >says puzzle difficulty is 2 >chose puzzle difficulty 3 literally a few minutes ago

Pyro talking about main channel ideas is the funniest shit

I swear pyro has 128 main channel video ideas but it takes 12 month for even 1 to come out 💀💀💀

Nice to see people still enjoys some classic games. Original is too experimental for most gamers anyway. Like character that controls like a mech or puppet

Pyro only serving the finest of gruel 🙏

There is a slider for the pixel effect, so it can look more or less modern if you want

I love watching pyro having a live schizophrenia moment, then proceeds to waste 20 minutes trying to find a camera that "exists"

Ah yes. Another video not on the main channel. Wonderful ❤

You know what else is cruel, feeding your fans sloop daily.

Take a shot everytime pyro says "some day I'm gonna make a main channel video on it"

The piggies have been fed, thank you Pyro

If we keep this up we might get the original image for bioshock infinite come to life.

Evidence that puzzles, riddles and enigmas are Pyro's kryptonite.

>>Faces away from bulkhead he opened with enemies roaming the level >>Gets smacked in the back of the head by a roaming mutant that walked through aforementioned open bulkhead as he ponders a puzzle >>”How is that allowed?” Bro YOU allowed it, watch your back or close the door next time 😂

Pyro saying he's busy with the main channel. Meanwhile hes adding a last minute change to the Cruelty Squad video letting us know armor didn't work this entire time.

Pyro: *crawls inside a nuclear reactor* Also Pyro: "The entire room is irradiated! That's very fair!" As long as we tracking.

Ah yes, Magnumless Pyrocynical.

>walks straight into the station's nuclear reactor >"There's radiation everywhere" 😂

The JC denton pfp guy was not lying. There is a magnum hidden on level 1 - Medical

Fear and Hunger is cruel and torture-like but SS1 is just Old-school.

I genuinely thought this was the Cruelty Squad video and was super confused as to why it was on the slop channel.

Goes into Reactor , complains about radiation. Classic game journalist

You’re the only KZfaq I’m happy to watch ads for knowing that you get money from them makes me so happy

Still missed the secret Magnum on medical

This title is just cruel making me think it was the cruelty squad video

Hearing pyro say "Brap" referring to toxic waste had me stunned for a bit 13:57

POV: You're installing a specific mod onto Pyrocynical's TF2 file on the 27th of August 2022.

"This is what life will look like in 2005" - Pyro, 2023

I can’t wait for the 5 hour system slop video essay on the main 🙏

His pain seing the second fuse box was the best part

This slop really shocked my system.

Finally, pyro admits how cruel he is when he plays games, this is just like minecraft

you know WHAT ELSE IS CRUEL ????? CRUEL ?!!

edging the fanbase is foul💀💀

everytime he says he’s gonna make a main channel video i be like “my grandkids gon love this”

Pyro play the funny fear and hunger game pls

You know what else is cruel? Not reviewing Fear & Hunger

For the love of god crank the fov slider to max

I watched part of this stream yesterday and he's already made it into slop, his editors are definitely starving in chains and being forced to watch inflation videos unless they produce

And at the end of the day, Pyro didn´t even get the Magnum in Floor 1, smh. Not to mention his audio was muted for a big part of the stream as well.

with a title like that, pyro is blue-balling us for Cruelty Squad

pyro really putting his 3 working braincells to use

Pyro is using the word slop every chance he gets

I like how Pyro give us daily slop 😋

I cant wait for Pyro to talk about the May 31st 2023 incident.

Wondering, has Pyro played Fear & Hunger? Feel like that would make for great streams :]

All this schlop really shocked my system

How dare pyro consider any other main channel videos before his inscryption video

bruh. i finished the whole game and i didnt know there was ADS.

This kid was no doubt a twinkle in his fathers eye when the original game was released, bless him.

I played the demo back in 2016, feels like a lifetime ago

I looked it up when it came out cuz the guy play Edward Diego sounded familiar (he wasn't who I thought he was) but apparently he's from South Africa

Not as cruel as Cruelty Squad, or Billy the Wizard Rocket Broomstick for the Nintendo Wii

finally game video and not drama,thank you Pyro

fucking finally after so many years

"Loads of enemies everywhere" its almost like the amount of enemies was set to max lmao

a main channel system shock video would be great, shame we'll have to wait until 2030

"I drink your slop, I DRINK IT UP"

You know what else is cruel? Cruelty Squad. Now when is the cruelty squad video

ty ramsker for singlehandedly keeping this channel alive

Pyro should really play Fear and Hunger

the first slop video i am going to miss as i do not want spoilers for this

The funniest thing Pyro did was not listen to the message about the Magnum, it wasn’t even a lie

We're eating good slop today!

The sound to open the menu when searching sounds like the drone sound from fucking banban

as someone who loves this game a bunch, i *really* hope pyro makes a video on it, not only cuz itd be super fun to watch but also cuz i just really like both system shock and pyro

there was in fact, no camera.

I wonder if they were paying homage to Descent when they made the hacking portions?

0:40 better be “busy” making PETSCOP 2

This is proof that the last couple slops he played mushed his brain

THIS ISNT EVEN CRUELTY SQUAD VIDEO

42:55 Alexa, release clymore roomba

Not seeing the Cruelty Squad Video is much more cruel. It's the 31st Pyro...........

His hair has a life of its own

oh my god the glaggles have made their way in to the game

Sloppiest of Slop thank you Pyro!

Me when no more slop:

The guy in the thumbnail looks like Maurice from Ultrakill.

0:09 look at the pot calling the kettle black

please release the cruelty squad video early im getting sent to a mental facility and ill be there for a year, im going in 2days.

0:30 true, it is in fact a 2D pixel art soulslike roguelite

Absolute Loot Goblin, gave it a 9/10 only because you can't auto-scrap

Truly amazing to see Pyro back in his voice acting career. Absolute slop.

0:07 Pyro finally speaks out about his content

Wheres the cruelty squad vid

Every time he mentions he will make a main chanel video i just assume it will be released like 2-3 years later (still love watching his slop)

Pyro my man when we start making good video on the main channel again?

bro i would love a main channel vid for this game... i have so much nostalgia for SS2 but i love the remake as well, its probably my favourite game in terms of my memories with it

You forgot the “this game causes drama in KZfaq community” in title

Is this the slop era of Pyrocynical, he seems to like the etymology of that word!